Disney made another solid live action film. Why don't more people love it? Twitter: / thedmatthews Instagram: / dylanwillnotparticipate
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@ricardo_sotorbs4 жыл бұрын
"They need to make a Maleficient 3 because we still have 2 fairy godmothers to kill" - Dylan 2020
@PhiinixHiiro3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@velvetiny73073 жыл бұрын
LMAOOO
@SpagettiSpeltWrong3 жыл бұрын
I hate the fairy god mothers. They're gross
@starangel24853 жыл бұрын
Yh they should
@brianaverly63913 жыл бұрын
Hes not wrong
@alyssaj65794 жыл бұрын
Aurora: "here it's to cover your horns..." Maleficent: (has a 20 foot wingspan) "Okay."
@amandalacava1454 жыл бұрын
I couldn't stand it when Aurora didn't stand up for Maleficent when the queen sneered at Maleficent for covering her horns. IT WAS AURORA'S IDEA, or did you forget Aurora?!
@edna57644 жыл бұрын
Amanda LaCava shes such a dumb girl, like she realy wanted to choose some boy over her mother, and risked liek the whole kingdom, if only she listened. If maelificent were to make a comment at phillips mom, then she would say smth like ..
@emmajacobs31244 жыл бұрын
Amanda LaCava Yeah I really REALLY really don’t like Aurora.
@nine-vi7rw4 жыл бұрын
@@edna5764 Well she is young and naive, she lived in the woods for so long without proper human contact what do you expect lol.
@edna57644 жыл бұрын
ix the non human she was in contact were more respectful and had more morals than the humans so whats ur point
@maikaac55264 жыл бұрын
“She’s not Sleeping Beauty anymore..” Me: WOKE Beauty
@footgoblin4 жыл бұрын
This is gold
@foreverklea61153 жыл бұрын
bruh i literally said the same thing
@גלעדסוירזנסקי3 жыл бұрын
Yeeeah she WOKE
@PhiinixHiiro3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@eirwenjohnston4463 жыл бұрын
she is wide aWOKE
@marykatezehr10744 жыл бұрын
"Do you want her to marry a freaking tree? 'Cause I'm available." That was the best line, Dylan. Also... "What's Phillip gonna do, cut off my wings? Take that, Mom."
@francescacreech8893 жыл бұрын
J agree the best lines in thus vid
@MariaHarpe8423 жыл бұрын
I legitimately laughed out loud at the tree joke 😂
@lesterabastillas92913 жыл бұрын
Took me a long time of what of the makes anatomy is somewhat synonymous to tree. Then I thought of what trees are famous for. Wood.
@professionalfangirl70243 жыл бұрын
@@lesterabastillas9291 bro I can’ttttt-
@chancewill69107 ай бұрын
@@lesterabastillas9291 Pretty sure he meant because he's tall
@ldallas83154 жыл бұрын
I used to think that Dylan looked like Flynn from Tangled. Now I realize he actually looks like Milo from Atlantis: The Lost Empire.
@ciaranash18144 жыл бұрын
...I can't unsee it
@zusamy204 жыл бұрын
Yes! He looks the same!!!!
@snapmyneck88184 жыл бұрын
Oh my god-
@caitlinstaddon73284 жыл бұрын
oh my god... milo was my childhood crush....and I can't unsee it now
@MassielRoss4 жыл бұрын
...What have you done!? I can't unsee it now O.O
@statesofgracie4 жыл бұрын
“green for maleficent. red is danger” or Christmas
@imgowrinair4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@beckyc12994 жыл бұрын
this made me laugh so hard
@agatahighstein4 жыл бұрын
lol (but I actually meant it. I actually laughed out loud)
@nez013 жыл бұрын
I wanted his lights to be purple
@cinnamon74354 жыл бұрын
Dylan: "You want her to marry a tree cuz I'm available." Me: look a this bamboo stick trying to become a tree lol
@veronii43284 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOO noooo 💀
@hyde71024 жыл бұрын
My coffee just flew e v e r y w h e r e, deadass XD
@beaversfan81164 жыл бұрын
I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF LAUGHING
@memyselfandi77824 жыл бұрын
I thought of that too. Glad someone else said it!😂
@samanthadolcine7934 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂
@churrocat99864 жыл бұрын
Dylan: “Two deaths! I’m gonna count them!” Me, thinking of the movie’s finale: “Hope you’re good at math”
@Lorien.-.4 жыл бұрын
It's funny cause he sucks at math
@susanmanuel33254 жыл бұрын
Its funny because he watched Avatar and went- "ItS bEeN 16 yEaRs!¡?¿" Even though the film had been made in 2009 and he watched it in 2019
@nez013 жыл бұрын
@@Lorien.-. and science LOL cause what is a lumen
@Joeysaladslover3 жыл бұрын
@@nez01 Lumen- “the SI unit of luminous flux, equal to the amount of light emitted per second in a unit solid angle of one steradian from a uniform source of one candela.” You ever heard of physics?
@caelynn422 жыл бұрын
Exhibit A: high school musical video. “7.34 plus 7.34 equals. . .$34?!”
@maybewise4 жыл бұрын
Dylan: "The first movie was so dark. This one is turning out to be such a kid's movie" *dark action, near deaths, and actual deaths happen* Dylan: "Noises of glee"
@meganmcleod61524 жыл бұрын
Remy Mafia I was gonna say!!
@obliviousfantasy6332 жыл бұрын
I literally choked on my sandwich when he said that bc I knew how it ended.
@mahinateasanchez72302 жыл бұрын
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@deebeedaydreamer4 жыл бұрын
"This kids movie needs more blood, violence, and death." - Dylan 2020
@briapryor17094 жыл бұрын
Brian Nguyen Just another Disney movie.
@aetherananke4 жыл бұрын
You don't show them a violent movie. A lot of people get sick at the sight of blood. People who like to see things like that are physcos unless it's for research and that's your profession.
@hazybliss40694 жыл бұрын
@@aetherananke Guess I'm a psycho-
@durazno68974 жыл бұрын
I completely agree with him thoughhhh, this movie could've been ao much more! I was really disappointed with the movie 😔
@Strawbri34 жыл бұрын
Blue Strawberry gacha_uwu wanting to see blood doesn’t make you physco- 😳
@Dadonpogo4 жыл бұрын
Dylan is slowly starting to look more and more like Flynn Rider, and I aint complaining
@skylark85754 жыл бұрын
He’s preparing for his future role
@shinitagari4444 жыл бұрын
he looks so fine lmao
@sweetcaroline35584 жыл бұрын
Omg truer words have never been spoken
@lauracruse86904 жыл бұрын
I was thinking more bbno$ !
@supernatural_loverwinchest29584 жыл бұрын
Righttttt
@d_diya294 жыл бұрын
Someone tell me HOW he guessed about that guard shooting Malificent with an ARROW?He literally SPECIFIED the weapon and 5mins later it happened i-
@milirodriguez84933 жыл бұрын
Lol he is really good with his guesses. He also said that someone should stop the piano and literally second later, one of the fairies goes. Also he said that Maleficent should kill atleast two soldiers and later on, one of the soldiers said that two were found dead.
@div42863 жыл бұрын
professional movie watchers what can i say
@sage13131313133 жыл бұрын
Foreshadowing
@laurencamila90243 жыл бұрын
He's a professional movie watcher
@anthonyvillanueva52262 жыл бұрын
He's a screenwriter lmao he wrote all the movies
@noahs.71984 жыл бұрын
angelina’s cheekbones are literally the stars of this movie and I can’t complain
@tatianasalazar40663 жыл бұрын
They're exaggerated with make up
@selenagrande85253 жыл бұрын
@@tatianasalazar4066 whateverrr they're perfect
@tatianasalazar40663 жыл бұрын
@@selenagrande8525 I"m not saying they aren't, just that in the movie make up is used to make them look sharper
@selenagrande85253 жыл бұрын
@@tatianasalazar4066 everyone knows it tho
@tatianasalazar40663 жыл бұрын
@@selenagrande8525 doesn't look like...
@naydagher5014 жыл бұрын
no one: not a single soul: absolutely nobody: dylan: MALEFICON
@allisonnewman69584 жыл бұрын
Tanacon who
@Sid_Vintage4 жыл бұрын
It’s his accent
@carly8854 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I'm scottish and I don't know why he speaks like that
@raesmith21644 жыл бұрын
I like your profile pic 👌
@maleficentprotectorofthemo46074 жыл бұрын
Nay Dagher 😆your wallpaper is Alexi,😭R.I.P Alexi
@Mimi-qy2yn4 жыл бұрын
Narrator: Maleficent Dylan: Dylan: mALeFiCaNt
@maryamgholizad27984 жыл бұрын
Yesss someone else noticed
@Mimi-qy2yn4 жыл бұрын
@@maryamgholizad2798 at some point i started doing it as well
@_Favvy___4 жыл бұрын
MalefiSONT!
@emrosejane4 жыл бұрын
Guys the guy was Scottish. That’s the accent!!
@giftseed59164 жыл бұрын
“Kiss?! How unholy!” I don’t know why, but I died at this. 😂
@tanvivibhute27433 жыл бұрын
YOU EVEN ALIVE TO COMMENT THAT
@ampibatcagan5283 жыл бұрын
RIP
@hutao.h12583 жыл бұрын
I.n picture .cute
@fangirldreamer7482 жыл бұрын
I worse then holding hands! 😫😤😱
@ihave7thsense9514 жыл бұрын
"My child made a decision I don't like, they are no longer my child". Welcome to Asian parents.
@MiArcangel4 жыл бұрын
...And Latino parents
@denaresthyandini91254 жыл бұрын
100%
@shiannafoxx4 жыл бұрын
And black parents
@GorillaGrip3004 жыл бұрын
Facts 👏🏽👏🏽😫
@ariah11304 жыл бұрын
Lmao yes 😂
@felis59194 жыл бұрын
Random man: we have no need of arms Dylan: *flumps his arms* Me: *looks at Julius wondering how Dylan missed that opportunity*
@elishanc4 жыл бұрын
Good one😂
@housemmr4 жыл бұрын
Felis or when he talked about the cheap, hollow statue
@diamondbaker53314 жыл бұрын
So many missed Caesar jokes
@TheShrimpSalazar4 жыл бұрын
Dylan: "I'm suddenly reminded this is for kids" *pampers ad comes on*
@cgphotoandfilm4 жыл бұрын
Dude omg same. That just happened to me.
@laurynrose65434 жыл бұрын
Uh same....
@DupreeBlosch4 жыл бұрын
Mine was Luvs
@angelita22134 жыл бұрын
Lmao same! I always get diaper ads for some reason
@destinyr22733 жыл бұрын
@@angelita2213 I get the dip ads
@MrSocks-vd4gu3 жыл бұрын
im hating aurora more and more, she has that "innocent, cant even kill anyone who killed a lot ppl main character" personality i haaaate it
@ramona66443 жыл бұрын
I despise those type of characters so much cause they ALWAYS get walked on, so annoying
@bangtan_reigns22203 жыл бұрын
Literally
@justanormalinvestigator26403 жыл бұрын
I hate characters like that. It’s only acceptable if it’s someone they know.
@bethany83793 жыл бұрын
thank you finally! she literally makes her wedding happen after Maleficant's species was mass killed and Aurora just complaining like "my wedddiiiinnggggg"
@taseanblount7723 жыл бұрын
it's giving barry allen
@ballybharaj15294 жыл бұрын
Blue fairy: dies Everyone: noo Dylan: (with all the passion in the world) *YES*
@americagarcia32074 жыл бұрын
lmao
@MariaStar643 жыл бұрын
LMFAO 🤣
@imogen_hale4 жыл бұрын
Fairy: dies Other fairies: nooooo Dylan: YES
@lornajosiah56654 жыл бұрын
Movie: we have no need of arms Dylan: *drops his arms* Me: *laughs* Dylan: dumb Me: *cries a little inside*
@izzywoods7944 жыл бұрын
Lorna Josiah i laughed out loud too😂😂😂
@kat_lynn_b33154 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for a Julius joke
@sophiehale11712 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@elliottpaige21894 жыл бұрын
Dylan: asks for death Also Dylan: terrifies by a fairy execution
@joanazorro33184 жыл бұрын
Dylan's movie commentaries is what is getting me through this quarantine honestly
@not_a_virus33024 жыл бұрын
Yeah, you're absolutely right. I live in Italy and I'm always bored
@abbieewen72744 жыл бұрын
J Zorro same
@VikkiBT4 жыл бұрын
Seriously. Like I’m on a Marathon right now
@insertname1934 жыл бұрын
I've watched his love island series 3 times. RIP Bich Bich and Talia's fine ass.
@Cesia_B4 жыл бұрын
Dude, honestly! 😂
@edwardianlady84884 жыл бұрын
I think it's SAFE to say Dylan is way UNDERATED period.
@connorcobalt17514 жыл бұрын
Natalie Dober he really deserves more doe
@mashedpotatoes59574 жыл бұрын
@Natalie Dober He is _hilarious_
@leaaj63054 жыл бұрын
His hair is very sanitary today.
@carktheshark4 жыл бұрын
Very 😊
@blueskiesandstarrynights4 жыл бұрын
*in Regina George voice *Oh my gosh stop trying to make sanitary a thing
@manianiani4 жыл бұрын
ITS COMING BAAACKK
@jaanie37764 жыл бұрын
Ariana Queen AGREED
@ericcoppe71534 жыл бұрын
Ariana Queen he made it look like Flynn Riders
@astrowolvez2 жыл бұрын
It would be funny if the queen mocked maleficent assuming she has no table manners, and aurora just goes ham on the food being raised by faires who don’t even know what babies eat.
@brenheron4 жыл бұрын
white background, "green for maleficent, red for danger" ... _Mexico_
@melissabrook72694 жыл бұрын
Italy 🇮🇹 too
@nosyposy74484 жыл бұрын
Me: *a mexican* AY!
@genevievejohnson80764 жыл бұрын
12:38 "WhAt Dylan?" The face of regret 😂
@luizacoelho274 жыл бұрын
"Do you want her to marry a f**king tree? Cause I'm available." I'm dead
@natashariley51714 жыл бұрын
"I'll see you at the christening" It was an inside joke of sorts. Maleficent cursed Aurora at her christening.
@maleficentprotectorofthemo46074 жыл бұрын
Wait it was a joke, I thought Aurora was pregnant 😂
@natashariley51714 жыл бұрын
@@maleficentprotectorofthemo4607 Maybe she is. I never thought of that
@shirleytatha81894 жыл бұрын
Oh the way I interpreted it was like you know how you get married and everyone is expecting you to have kids already?
@dimatadore4 жыл бұрын
thank you for that I hadn't caught on to it
@noyaisraeli3 жыл бұрын
Dylan: I hate it when people use metaphors to critic movies. Dylan a second after: it was a beautiful, colorful, explosion of pleasure
@Aristte4 жыл бұрын
no one: literally no one: Aurora and Phillip: **gets married on the bodies of their dead people** Edit: damn wtf?
@kylemylo37764 жыл бұрын
cringe
@robynfenty36264 жыл бұрын
@@kylemylo3776 i didn't think it would get more cringy.. but then btch edited and thanked them for likes 😬
@arunsreenivasan20744 жыл бұрын
Robyn Fenty If there’s one thing you never do, it’s thanking people for likes
@xxxx-lt8br4 жыл бұрын
@@robynfenty3626 what did it say
@theofficalsilentraven3 жыл бұрын
@@robynfenty3626 it looked like they edit the edit too 😂
@Danielalovesbadmovies4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Dylan’s lights: Not even Ceaser: Dylan during a movie commentary: *I’m here for some death*
@avacado9654 жыл бұрын
Im ruining your 666 likes...
@tireddaily4 жыл бұрын
Caesar is shaking
@oliviaroy30784 жыл бұрын
That was an abrupt transition "This girl's got a lot of talents: Welding, firearms, piano...NO NOT TREE! NOT TREEEEE!!!" 17:22
@sodiqstark4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@gabriellaluna15973 жыл бұрын
Surprised he didn’t bring up how her type of magic changes color when used in different ways. Anger/hate is green. Comfortable/at peace is gold. And her eyes change color too. Always thought that was a cool detail.
@Gbaby_12414 жыл бұрын
Dylan, A christening is when the baby is baptized with holy water. She's given gifts, etc. It is also when Maleficent cursed Aurora in the first place, hence the wink
@annistewart90494 жыл бұрын
@@haley5735 "when the baby is baptized"
@haley57354 жыл бұрын
@@annistewart9049 thanks I didn't see that earlier
@glaedrbruegge56134 жыл бұрын
I didn't notice that correlation, to be honest I thought the wink was because, well, noone knew there would be a baby yet.
@saramazur83514 жыл бұрын
dylan: i’m not giving sour patch kids free press 2 seconds later dylan: *pulls a sour patch kids bag out and shows the camera the brand*
@sebastianfuller4 жыл бұрын
Dylan literally looks like Milo from Atlantis: The Lost Empire
@natl56924 жыл бұрын
ho my god yes ! so true
@mogowaii97304 жыл бұрын
Bruh I can see that
@Bnny1234 жыл бұрын
Aaahhhh yes
@charlotteanne82754 жыл бұрын
HE DOES
@slightlybittergirl25464 жыл бұрын
For real
@catewaterss4 жыл бұрын
if dylan considers himself a tree, then i am going to willingly say that i am attracted to trees
@notaccessible37413 жыл бұрын
There’s a woman who married a tree
@rythennestor5333 жыл бұрын
@@notaccessible3741 n one asked but...skkahsgdklahagskdlaagakskg💀😭😭😭😭😭
@petrathorsty38333 жыл бұрын
Lmao are you saying you're willing to go out on a *limb* to say you're attracted to trees? *Budum chhh*
@GwenSDaisy2 жыл бұрын
A bamboo tree specifically lol
@ninadelgaudio4 жыл бұрын
“You are the phoenix” (who rises from her own ashes) Dylan when Maleficent rises from her ashes : “NONE OF THIS IS EXPLAINED”
@egosatis31624 жыл бұрын
Me: maybe if you paid attention Dylan
@sukisu99613 жыл бұрын
@@egosatis3162 he did after a bit of time he realized lol 😂
@CeltycSparrow3 жыл бұрын
Even though the black Fae LITERALLY showed Maleficent the damn Phoenix and told her she was the Phoenix. lol So the stupid villain Queen "killing her" wasn't even that tragic, because anyone who knows about Phoenixes would know she can rise again from the dead.
@fallenlucifer3 жыл бұрын
xD
@Littylibby17383 жыл бұрын
I only know that Phoenix rise from there ashes bcuz of Harry Potter.
@crunchychicken24 жыл бұрын
Dylan: *explains why Phillip is a below average name* Me: Funny coming from a Dylan
@winniethepooh56054 жыл бұрын
Ooooooooo 😂
@simfreak17454 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooaooaoaoaoa😂😭
@rachelleredd88034 жыл бұрын
Dylan's a better namd than Philip tho and that's just the tea *(sorry to all the Philips out there)*
@madisongracedeluise4 жыл бұрын
Got em’
@possums1544 жыл бұрын
Rachelle Redd including Philip Hamilton
@kevinmeza23444 жыл бұрын
The queen: I'm the baddest bitch in the kingdom Malefica: Hold my horns
@jakebass97224 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@matheuslanerre28954 жыл бұрын
Cut my wings, acctually
@jakebass97224 жыл бұрын
@@matheuslanerre2895 shit that's deep but true
@zm11974 жыл бұрын
Or hold my horns
@austinnisreal4 жыл бұрын
Dylan : “ Yes hit the red head! Me being a red head: yes, hit her!
@hutao.h12583 жыл бұрын
Gingerino
@laylavisger59644 жыл бұрын
Dylan:Why is she coming back Movie: WE TOLD YOU Dylan: Wha- Movie: SHE'S A PHOENIX Dylan:Oh, right
@ballybharaj15294 жыл бұрын
Maleficent: comes back as a phoenix Dylan: *OH HELL YES*
@GreySeashell-j3m4 жыл бұрын
Phoenix*
@socks1w2 жыл бұрын
I felt the wedding was rushed at the end too. I thought it was crazy that people just died and then everyone’s super happy and cheering for this marriage. It was the only part I really disliked. Next to them killing off the potential love interest for Maleficent.
@clairethebear9184 жыл бұрын
Dylan should change the title to “Dylan loving violence for 26 minutes”.
@zoekrueger7204 жыл бұрын
Dylan: There was straight up an execution scene... S O L I D
@ellamarelle84514 жыл бұрын
damn i literally came across this comment the exact moment he said it
@carolinebrett88164 жыл бұрын
Ella Marelle me to!
@lunarspace11964 жыл бұрын
Dylan: Don't story tell, i don't care! The movie: *long storytelling* Dylan: *Dies inside*
@susanmanuel33254 жыл бұрын
King: We are in no need of arms! ... *Dylan puts his arms down and just smirks at the camera, doing as the king says* Me: Wow, loyal subject to the king
@carterasics4 жыл бұрын
Dylan, if you don't get a call to play "Flynn Rider" maybe give "Milo James Thatch" a shot. Just saying 😀
@cameljinha4 жыл бұрын
oMG YES
@thesingingthing4 жыл бұрын
YES PLEASE
@salamanderoffire77704 жыл бұрын
Yesssssss
@whatjustinawhat4 жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT YES
@chileanyways1964 жыл бұрын
YES
@samianne50344 жыл бұрын
Honestly, Queen Ingrid's ending was pathetic. She literally murdered so many people and she was...turned into a goat. Sidenote: Dylan is easily tall enough to support a set of those huge wings.
@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose4 жыл бұрын
1:16 Dylan: "What are those lanterns even for?" Well obviously they took hints from Gothel in Tangled: When searching for a magic flower, bring a dimly-lit lantern. 😆
@ihonestlydontevenknowanymo63284 жыл бұрын
I love how every single Dylan video post-tangled includes a reference to the movie somewhere😂
@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose4 жыл бұрын
@@ihonestlydontevenknowanymo6328 It's just too easy, considering how much he loved that movie and how he could pose as a live-action Flynn Rider.😊 But in all seriousness though, re-watching this made me realize that it started the same way as Tangled did, with people looking for a magical flower by lantern-light, so I had to point that out. 😆
@lightandspace79384 жыл бұрын
People: *bleeding out* The medics: We're going to the wedding... We, we wanna see the wedding 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ballybharaj15294 жыл бұрын
I swear Dylan deeply wants an evil Disney movie filled with death, destruction, and war
@KaMafo284 жыл бұрын
With a female villain lead.
@blake4094 жыл бұрын
not deeply everyone knows he wants it
@likeicare23094 жыл бұрын
Don't we all want that?
@user-hi4xi2rp8j4 жыл бұрын
And a Flynn Rider
@taniajs4 жыл бұрын
I mean, we all kinda want it
@dimatadore4 жыл бұрын
A "Christening" is a child's baptism into the Christian church.
@nym0s1774 жыл бұрын
The joke is that, she cursed Aurora at Aurora's Christening. So she was joking that she is coming to that babie's christening because she wasnt invited to Aurora's
@rosa37684 жыл бұрын
"Christening of her vagina"
@astrowolvez4 жыл бұрын
I thought that was when they cut their dick.
@feriday48204 жыл бұрын
@@astrowolvez i think you're thinking of castration... or circumcision..
@ps1hagridoufofcharacter3 жыл бұрын
@@astrowolvez nah that;s in Jewish tradition, can't remember what it's called tho. Barmitzva?
@cateishawood65624 жыл бұрын
Phillip "you are my family" Dylan starts gushing. 😊😊😊
@tiffanypersaud35183 жыл бұрын
I loved that part.
@raceea4 жыл бұрын
Dylan: makes fun of the slapstick for being childish Also Dylan after anyone says maleficent: malefeSONT
@jessicabarrett36314 жыл бұрын
While the other deaths were permanent (except Maleficent's aka The Phoenix), the Blue fairygodmither isn't gone for good. Their was a snipet in the film that can be missed, where you'll see the other godmothers at the wedding with a potted plant. That potted plant being the Blue fairygodmother, in "incubation". I guess they're pulling a "Groot rebirth" on us. (Baby groot forever)
@emphoenixcat11103 жыл бұрын
Yeah, basically the dust strips them of magic and turns them back into plants, but I don't understand how the blue pixie still has magic left unless the other pixies zapped her with magic or something so that she'll be reborn again. I guess the iron/magic dust could be temporary and the Queen didn't think about the possibility of that. Though I'm pretty sure the fairies (Maleficent's kind) are gone for good since they are born like mammals and not like plants.
@osamudazaigayasf3 жыл бұрын
Then fuck my life if my homes Balthazar the tree guard doesnt come back cus he sacrificed himself for those scary ass fairies.
@jodielee62533 жыл бұрын
@@osamudazaigayasf felt that
@osamudazaigayasf3 жыл бұрын
@@jodielee6253 😔🤞🏻
@ginasmith85693 жыл бұрын
@@emphoenixcat1110 I goes maybe there going down the road of some original fairy tails where plants after a long time gain magic and become fay. So maybe if their stripped of magic they go back to the beginning and have to start again.?
@emilisamojloska24394 жыл бұрын
Dylan in 2043: "Maleficent 10 is UNDERRATED" Forgot the second R 👏
@SasukeUchiha7234 жыл бұрын
lets be honest here........ it was actually good
@BlueHat14 жыл бұрын
You forgot an R there.
@emilisamojloska24394 жыл бұрын
@@BlueHat1 oops thanks😂
@ruud97613 жыл бұрын
24:43 It's almost like some critics think they are story writers themselves, but you know, without ever having written an actual story.
@alexandralopez25964 жыл бұрын
Through the whole: *Maleficent coming back from the dead* I was thinking: “The Phoenix rises from the ashes” I was waiting for Dylan to realize that and say it 🙃
@wiepketimpe97714 жыл бұрын
saaaaame!! 😂😂
@pritha90984 жыл бұрын
same lmaooo
@Mimi-qy2yn4 жыл бұрын
Dylan: *watching a kids movie" Also Dylan: I'm here for some death
@DeeFightingDreamer4 жыл бұрын
Villain: *has a secret room* Dylan: "I respect you. I always wanted a secret room."
@kittyover90004 жыл бұрын
Remaining Fairies after blue bish dies: NOOOOOO Dylan after blue bish dies: YESSSSSSS
@shantytown224 жыл бұрын
Dylan: “Spin that camera. Make me dizzy. Do it Disney!” Me: Bars!
@KiKat3734 жыл бұрын
As I walked out of the theater I turned to my sister and said: "Did they just move the bodies aside to host the wedding?" Thank you for validating my question.
@maddievstheworld25934 жыл бұрын
The King's all like: PEACE! and the Queen's all like: Nah
@kaguyaotsutsuki38713 жыл бұрын
Not Steff from the first movie he wanted to kill her
@pippa_peg4 жыл бұрын
20:43 Definitely loved that reaction. I can't count the number of times I really did want Aurora to "cast herself over the side of the tower, just throw herself over."
@Marsa114 жыл бұрын
how all wars start: "Peace?" "nah fam"
@ballybharaj15294 жыл бұрын
Dylan: hating the redhead Also dylan: loving her cause she killed one of the fairies (but also wanting her die)
@applzd4 жыл бұрын
"It's...complicated."
@thodasona4 жыл бұрын
And that is what we call an "emotional roller coaster".
@lpaisleysharpe18274 жыл бұрын
What Dylan is up for -Death -Sour patch kids Literally nothing else
@artbylf4 жыл бұрын
LPaisley Sharpe misdirects
@fictionaldarling4 жыл бұрын
-random spanking
@h.d.m.66004 жыл бұрын
Aaaand lesbian love (in games)
@AlinaAnissa4 жыл бұрын
And Misoa
@annie-49844 жыл бұрын
"What's christianing?" "Is that when they have sex?" 😂😂😂😂
@Sasha-qf8eu4 жыл бұрын
But like what is it tho?
@latmos61424 жыл бұрын
Draco Malfoy It's when a child is baptized, like, you know, like when Maleficent showed up at Aurora's christening uninvited ? 😂
@thatsnice75814 жыл бұрын
yeah, its the introduction of the a new princess or prince to the kingdom
@shanareilly66494 жыл бұрын
It's just another word for the baptism party. We use it in Ireland.
@thatsnice75814 жыл бұрын
Shana Reilly that’s really cool
@Abdul2604_4 жыл бұрын
Let's be honest, Dylan defo only hates the fairies cause they're stealing his job 🤣🤣🤣
@jessicahart32754 жыл бұрын
"whats a christening?" Me: um... the event where Maleficent cursed Aurora as a baby
@Secret-Liz-ard4 жыл бұрын
"There's lots of death, which is always a nice touch to a movie." 🤣
@samanthabiermann3584 жыл бұрын
Some thing I realized that I really like about Dylan. He doesn’t have half of the video as an intro. He gets right into it with his nonsense and it’s great 😂
@bindibabeeh9784 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty happy there wasn't a sponsor insert in this video haha
@tomatolane94644 жыл бұрын
Dylan: I'm boycotting Sour Patch Kids until they sponsor me! Also Dylan: *has 4lbs of Sour Patch Kids* Edit: Wow! thanks for all the likes you guys :)
@abbyl46214 жыл бұрын
*Everyone dying* Dylan: laughs A christening is for the baby. That was alluding to when maleficent cursed sleeping beauty bc that was at her christening.
@BrittanyDaine4 жыл бұрын
OH. I legit thought it was because Maleficent somehow knew that Aurora was pregnant.
@evacoate21484 жыл бұрын
If you keep eating sour patch kids they will notice then they will b like “bro this dude keeps eating our food we should sponsor him” so that might make them give in
@xxxx-lt8br4 жыл бұрын
Hes been eating them for like 2 yrs
@wolfgirl44863 жыл бұрын
@@xxxx-lt8br well, patience is key? I... don't know where I was going with that actually...
@iman7664 жыл бұрын
"His name is Matthew, he looks like a Phil" this is why I watch Dylan
@flowerglitters57844 жыл бұрын
When she turned the queen into a goat, I think its a reference to her older movie "Stardust" from where she (the queen) turned a guy into a goat.. It was hilarious.
@melodyacosta59394 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah! Didn’t thought of that, Stardust’s an amazing movie
@christinagregory25264 жыл бұрын
Flower Glitters I thought it was more so a reference to earlier in the movie when Maleficent joked about turning Philip into a goat
@rosebae55714 жыл бұрын
Yesssss that makes thus scene even better now.
@flowerglitters57844 жыл бұрын
@@christinagregory2526 OH yess that will be it as well!! I just saw that it was a bit weird for them to choose a goat out of all the animals in there world UWHAHA but yah.. Maleficent does have a goat in mind and instead she turned the queen into a goat!
@flowerglitters57844 жыл бұрын
@@requiem5398 I was a child when I watched the movie (Stardust) ehehe.. It was the nostalgia that I felt when I watched that scene happened made me laugh.
@jessefox76004 жыл бұрын
Why is no one talking about the “move that bus” clip wtf was that hahah
@RosieGirlRose1014 жыл бұрын
right!?! Im V confused about the clip. LOL
@captainteeko45794 жыл бұрын
Bc the guy says WELCOME TO UR NEW HOME to the porcupine thingy like they do on the show
@nicoledenobel97784 жыл бұрын
I cracked up haha lol
@maille_a4 жыл бұрын
YEAH WTF I HAD TO REWIND I WAS SO CONFUSED
@picafresas11824 жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud, it's so good.
@mermaidmaniac9966 Жыл бұрын
"Two corona viruses talking to eachother" KILLED ME 😂🤣
@sdanks19624 жыл бұрын
Dylan: *let your screams fill the night air* Everyone: Dylan: I’m having too much fun
@amyyy80834 жыл бұрын
when i watched this film i had a full breakdown over the rainbow-winged jungle dark fae. it was so cool that i just couldnt' contain my excitement.
@mariaysuflor4 жыл бұрын
I just thought human parrot
@reene17834 жыл бұрын
Same, the fae world reveal scene was one of the prettiest things that stuck with me after watching
@rosiegerry4 жыл бұрын
@@reene1783 same, I loved this scene. I watched it more than three times.
@obliviousfantasy6332 жыл бұрын
I was crying at them oh my god. I cried so hard
@leilamoh8784 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna save the part where Dylan goes “Be. Decisive. Be-e. Decisive” and play it whenever I need to hear that. So like. All the time.
@reii4k2 жыл бұрын
listen to be aggressive by faith no more hahaha
@morganwooten36723 жыл бұрын
i love that maleficent is literally a villain BECAUSE she wasn’t invited to auroras christening and he’s like “huh what’s a christening”
@alexyeezus75204 жыл бұрын
14:50 " 2 Coronaviruses talking to each other" LMAOOO the accuracy
@prasathgj3 жыл бұрын
Christening is like the naming of a child, a nod to the Aurora's christening 🤗
@160503904 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the wedding at the end confused me with how quickly they transitioned from war and then happy wedding
@cbennett74804 жыл бұрын
right???! Like put a small time card to be like *Three Months Later* so at least there's some respect and body clean up!! Lol!
@emphoenixcat11103 жыл бұрын
@@cbennett7480 That would've made a lot more sense
@soulangela71543 жыл бұрын
@@cbennett7480 Yeah and like, if you are fighting in that war, you've seen some of your friends and family be killed. No way all of those people are going to be fine standing next to each other at that moment.
@xxpinkiixx94263 жыл бұрын
Disney logic
@hobnight4 жыл бұрын
i just made my food and saw this being posted 26s ago. this is a blessing from the god himself istg
@diamondbaker53314 жыл бұрын
Lucky
@hobnight4 жыл бұрын
@@colinepc damn i should have, missed opportunity!
@bunnythegawd5864 жыл бұрын
legit same
@hobnight4 жыл бұрын
@@bunnythegawd586 food ready to eat calls for a movie commentary vid 💁🏻♀️
@zm11974 жыл бұрын
Dylan being like “wtf they are marrying after a war just happened” but there is literally a historical event where that exact same thing happened. It’s called saint bartholomew day massacre where the royal family wanted to kill the Calvinist and after the massacre the marriages between the head of the Calvinist and the royal family’s daughter got married tho the whole point of the massacre was to kill the Calvinist and THEIR LEADER but since he randomly got the message to be catholic, the soldiers didn’t kill him...sooo when the massacre was over...he and the princess still got married (Dang my euro teacher will be proud at me for remembering this 😂)
@ArturGlass.C4 жыл бұрын
There's an urban legend that says the day is cursed tho. Like even if the families were cool with it in the end, it clearly disturbed and affected the people a lot.
@slimshady37584 жыл бұрын
can we just talk about the fact that Dylan is the only guy in the world who can pull off a moustache
@axelam3884 жыл бұрын
“Two coronaviruses talking to each other” Me: *THERES MORE THAN ONE?!*
@genesiscda48474 жыл бұрын
Axel Am yes actually, Covid-19 isn’t the first.
@Romandy134 жыл бұрын
SARS is a type of coronavirus as well.
@skyemiles61424 жыл бұрын
Yes i am guessing the common flu is covid-19's twin lol. btw if this offends anyone just know i am not trying to be offencive in any way just joking around a bit
@frenchchristelle4 жыл бұрын
Finally, my time to shine! haha Yes, the name is a method of classification, SARS 1 and 2, and MERS are popular examples of the family coronaviridae. Coronaviruses derive their name from the fact that under electron microscopic examination, each virion is surrounded by a “corona,” or halo.
@Bluebelee4 жыл бұрын
“Two corona viruses talking to each other” I am wheezing 😂😂😂
@shofisstar4 жыл бұрын
10:03 “Oh Anna, if only there was someone out there who loved you”
@toniannthomas3284 жыл бұрын
I was going to like but its at a perfect 100 so....mmmm
@Chimdiuchenna4 жыл бұрын
Toniann Thomas I made it 101
@toniannthomas3284 жыл бұрын
@@Chimdiuchennayou did this for what
@toniannthomas3284 жыл бұрын
Now 102
@sophiehale11712 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@lovelyjuliexo4 жыл бұрын
21:02 no...i think it was more like since maleficent is a direct descendant of the Phoenix, she can “rise from the ashes” just like a Phoenix but i don’t think the others can...
@avekatumba47944 жыл бұрын
No one is going to talk about how fast Aurora got up there to stop maleficent from murder
@starcrying64414 жыл бұрын
Shush we don't talk about it, there r fcking fairies and winged horned guys just roll with it xD
@mattiasmatt15974 жыл бұрын
😂 never thought of that
@avekatumba47944 жыл бұрын
@@mattiasmatt1597 honestly! One moment she's many floors down and boom she's right there. Is she the flash?