Man Finds Killer Hiding In His Attic

In today's body camera video, we're covering the case of a shocked man who found a KILLER hiding in his ATTIC...

[@rgs_goat-xb7wp]

"There's an animal in my roof" "No, my name's Robert" "Oh shit theres a dude in my roof" is the funniest shit I think I've ever heard

[@TrickerMan9000]

the animal's name is robert???!!!

[@thomasgriffin2326]

He was making the cop Crack up a couple times

[@IntheBay85]

No, this is Patrick!

[@_Kitteee_]

Why did he even respond 😭😭😭 like bro

[@philster6383]

Yes it is@@TrickerMan9000

[@fbgmerk8178]

You heard of Elf on a Shelf, but have you heard of Addict in a Attic?

[@Willow-yu9xp]

I just choked on my damn cereal

[@inthejcurve7968]

@fbgmerk8178 that’s hilarious!!!!

[@dotexia1294]

OMG, pffhaha!

[@fbgmerk8178]

@@Willow-yu9xp 🤣 I actually real life choked on a piece of Coco Puffs the other day 😂 it hurt so bad I’ve never choked in my life

[@Willow-yu9xp]

@@fbgmerk8178 That wasn’t a choke. That was your coming of age tickle in the throat from God, a time-honoured tradition we all enjoy. This is the moment that marks your journey from Boy to Man, Girl to Woman, Coco Puff to Puff Daddy. Despite the chocolatey and sugar laden, corn syrup filled goodness that is the coco puff, that little tickle in the throat is God reminding us about a little thing called cholesterol and we need to start eating our damn Oats 😂

[@ultimate1769]

"Hey I have a firearm!" "Alright don't use it" Best response ever.

[@brucej.willson4764]

Worst response.

[@tripathi97]

@@brucej.willson4764this may come as a news to you, but, you lack something what we call IQ brother

[@sgtjonzo]

​@@brucej.willson4764 yours is

[@soham_das2005]

@@brucej.willson4764 nuh uh

[@smilestheemo3365]

​@@brucej.willson4764considering that using his firearm to shoot an officer with literally no motive would be highly illogical as well as get him killed or imprisoned for life, I'd say it was valid for the officer to say that.

[@tylerwalker8512]

Cop: “you’re under arrest” *wipes attic dust off Robert’s shoulder and takes bag of ecstasy out of his pocket* Robert: “For what”

[@EerieExplorer924]

😂😂😂

[@islandgirl9479]

​@@EerieExplorer924 That made me laugh so hard...😂😂😂😂

[@maggoteaterr]

one of the dumbest criminals i’ve seen fr he even gave his name out to the homeowner 😭

[@oskarrasmussen7137]

I assume Robert meant what, exactly, are they arresting him for. Because there's a LOT of reasons to do it.

[@nickelsworth7097]

But he said he was sorry. 🙄

[@sandhanitizer15]

Imagine thinking you have a squirrel or racoon in your attic and then all of a sudden it says to you..."My name's Robert!"

[@AlanCanon2222]

Better than finding a squirrel or raccoon that straight up tells you its name is Robert, I would lose my shit almost immediately.

[@serenity6415]

I'd think it was awesome I had such an intelligent and friendly raccoon or squirrel in my attic

[@lauraarcher1730]

Robert the raccoon!

[@tedkaczynskiamericanhero3916]

​@user-co1sk2jv8b Well as long as Robert didn't do anything crazy, there's no reason to shoot him. If there was a reason it would have been immediately after Robert came out of the attic, but from a tactical standpoint Robert would be at a significant disadvantage and made a good call to just take the L on the chin.

[@serenity6415]

@tedkaczynskiamericanhero3916 Yeah... I'm getting a complex vibe on him. My empathy and intuition are doing kind of a kaleidoscope. I just keep feeling like he's not malicious. Troubled, but not wanting to harm anyone. The shots though.. confusing dude

[@tolerablevegan]

“No! My names Robert!” At least he introduced himself LOL

[@BunnyRabbit_iris]

@@user-co1sk2jv8b alot of people have more gun control than the cops lol . Still gotta be careful shooting people that break in your house, you could do jail time, crazy huh. Plus Robert was being compliant when homeowner had that gun on him and said ''get your ass down here'' LOL. dont gotta be power hungry then.

[@96Logan]

The delivery gives me mockumentary vibes. Like "What we do in the Shadows" movie with Taika Whatitit. Time to feed Petyr.

[@scarletamazon3455]

@@user-co1sk2jv8b While I agree that the homeowner obviously knows his way around a firearm, from the video, I doubt the homeowner and his GF knew about the previous nights events yet. They said this was only a few hours after the shots and search, and that he and his GF had just returned from work to find him there, so they almost certainly hadn't yet heard about what had happened the previous night. I'm sure if they had known about it, they would have been much more alarmed immediately when they saw the insulation and mess, and not assume it was a raccoon.

[@jcymngo]

Yes, he is mentally ill.

[@Kubickz]

Manners maketh man.

[@dunkedidklol]

"Definetelly not how I wanted fathers day to end." Man, what a line!

[@johnhannah3849]

The natural comedy that comes from some of these situations is honestly so much better than anything produced in movies/tv

[@em84c]

If it was in a movie it would seem ridiculous and unrealistic 😆

[@Absolute_Goblin]

The lady cop: "RIGHT THERE RIGHT THERE RIGHT THERE!" *male cop gasps* lady cop: "oh nvm thats nothing"

[@oustandingsitter6106]

“911 theres an animal up there” “No my names Robert!” “Theres an animal named Robert up there”

[@TamaraInTanzania2]

😂😂😂😂

[@Karenanneseven]

Hahahahaha 👏👏👏

[@callherfoofoo]

Indeed Robert is an animal😂

[@Ash888Mohd]

13:23 he reminds me of smoky from the movie Friday in the chicken coop lol

[@debbieellett9093]

😅😅😂😄😂😅

[@dontbestupid6664]

“I’ve got a fire arm.” “Well, don’t use it..” so calmly lol.

[@TractorBoy521]

and faintly "I'm not going to..." LMAO

[@akazaynab]

LMAO this whole video made me laugh so bad

[@KandiBabyy]

😂😂😂

[@turnermd1302]

these cops were really chill about the entire thing lol

[@johnnylego807]

Well I’m glad they didn’t go buck wild on him. Police are awfully afraid of armed civilians even tho the police are more armed than anyone there.

[@reynoldkissling8735]

I think the cops here, especially the ones who arrested Robert, were super professional and did a great job of de-escalating what could easily have turned into a violent situation.

[@Alex-ej7bf]

That’s so sad the officer said, “this was definitely not how he wanted Father’s Day to end.” I hope he can make it to every Father’s Day.

[@SimmyKenz]

I feel emotionally frozen over how simultaneously horrifying and hilarious this is

[@cartoonchan182]

True I feel bad laughing at the story… ig it’s just the way he said it 😅… but poor couple must’ve been terrified

[@DronkenKater]

after he asked to the man to call his grandmother hahaha

[@Karenanneseven]

Absolutely torn! 🫤

[@nathaliagopinathan6651]

As a women who struggles to dictate her emotions I wanted to say thank you. Your comment has helped me identify a core emotional response that I’ve been struggling to understand. Thank you!! I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day and a blessed life 💖

[@SimmyKenz]

@@nathaliagopinathan6651 thank you for sharing!! blessings back to you my friend🥰

[@persydiangelo8461]

I love the humor that this channel consistently employs. "He also gave no explaination for his obsession with attics", had me dying.

[@BrianMcGilvray01]

Well, based his obsession with attics and the pills I'd say he likes to get... high... (I'll show myself out) 😁😁😁

[@BrendavonAhsen]

I thought they said "addicts". 😂

[@chelseaozanic92]

HAHAHA! Omg I missed that… Hilarious! 😂

[@DerWutendeMetzger]

Maybe he's a drug attic?

[@ifoxfirei]

He was looking for help and someone told me he should meet up with other "addicts".

[@xXSakuraTearsXx]

“He also didn’t have an explanation for his obsession with attics.” He must be an _attic addict._ I’ve heard it’s difficult to get clean; both, _addicts_ & _attics._

[@jaimefewer6297]

😆

[@bamahammer949]

Corny#

[@Edvinas97]

Good one bro 😂😂

[@annapheby5086]

“I have a fire arm! 😡☝🏻” “Alright, we’ll, don’t use it😀”

[@22freedom33]

"he said he would give me $300 on friday if I didn't call the cops" that's wild

[@rekt-oe1eh]

he would never pay lol

[@riffdex]

@@rekt-oe1ehthen call the police and report him for never paying the bribe 😂

[@xcidgaf]

@@rekt-oe1ehright?😂

[@erukaseven]

That's some 'pay you Tuesday for a burger today' mentality.

[@callherfoofoo]

The audacity of it all

[@nikkireigns]

“Have you seen this man before?” “He’s covered in shit so I couldn’t tell ya” 😂

[@strawberrysherbet9679]

When I saw him I was like wtf. Did this black man look ashy asf 😭

[@kion5155]

“Robert Turnerman?” Got me lmfao

[@nevyen149]

I worked the mug room at my county jail. I took a lot of unusual booking photos, including some where the arrestee was absolutely coated with something when brought to jail. One guy had been caught by the family of a young lady he was essentially stalking. He was chased down a dirt road, and tackled in a patch of talc-like dust. In his mugshot, he looked like he'd been dipped in cocoa powder. He actually begged the cops to arrest him to get him away from the family. Another guy ran from deputies in a rural area, and jumped a fence...landing straight into the manure pit at a stockyard. Booking a dude covered in BS is exactly as bad as it sounds. The oldest guy I ever booked (age 92) was cold in the holding cell, so he wrapped himself in TP. When I got to him for pictures and prints, he looked like the Crypt Keeper.

[@fiona9443]

Do you still work there? And how did you get that job? You must have so many more interesting/amusing memories.

[@nevyen149]

@@fiona9443 No, I left the jail to go work for Probation...and try and stop a few people from repeatedly going in and out of the system. I got hired by the county to work in an (at the time) unused jail building which was going to house federal prisoners under a contract with the county. It was a big hiring deal announced in the newspaper. A couple of thousand people showed up at the convention center auditorium for a written test...followed by a background check and interviews. I was one of only 30 who made the first cut and got hired. And, yes...I have tons of amusing memories...and a lot of tales of trauma and crime. My best guess is I did between 40 and 60 thousand sets of prints in the years I was in the mug room...and I also used to frequently work the housing unit for behavioral problem and psych patients...always a source for weird stories and behavior. Law enforcement jobs also take a lot from you, however...in the form of trust issues and job stress.

[@nevyen149]

@@fiona9443 No, I left to work for Probation. The jail job was just listed in the newspaper. The Feds were going to rent out an unused county jail building to house federal prisoners...so the county needed a bunch of detention officers. A couple thousand turned up at the convention center for a written test...followed by a background investigation and interview. I was one of 30 who made it through. I got the mug room job after I transferred from the federal facility to a county one. Our department was very early to adopt a digital fingerprint computer to take the prints. I got tapped to learn how to use it and became quite good. I did between 40 and 60 thousand sets of prints before I left. Yes...there's a lot of stories to tell...but they came with a cost. Trust issues develop when you're dealing with bad people all day...every day...and I've know my fair share of bad people also wearing badges. I got out with (some of) my sanity still intact.

[@fiona9443]

@@nevyen149 Thank you for sharing, nevyen. You have led an interesting life. Well, I think you did. So, you still work in Probation, now?

[@nevyen149]

@@fiona9443 No...I left Probation a few years ago. Law enforcement is allowed to retire very early in my county...and I took it the soonest I could. I was doing the duties of three unit supervisors...coordinating all the building services for my department... handling all the personnel issues on my floor...and the management basically treated me like crap. They burned me out so I bailed with what little of me was left.

[@emily3]

Every time I hear noises from my attic I’m gonna assume it’s Robert.

[@CeeJay2.O]

😂

[@ChromeVock]

Robert haunts all our attics

[@verynice5574]

Uh oh looks like we've got a Robert in the attic.

[@Lydiasinluv]

So glad my uncle moved out of his old house otherwise his attic might be haunted with Robert to and so glad my house doesn't have an attic to

[@reneelibby4885]

If it is, he'll tell you

[@giannanana9812]

“the dog barks at me if i go to the bathroom” lmaooo i love these kinds of witnesses

[@swagcat51]

i’ll bark for you 😂😂

[@dotcassilles1488]

He probably wakes the dog up from sleeping when he gets out of bed to pee.

[@jessicabilldt689]

😂😂 I literally just paused the video at this spot laughing so hard and came to the comments to share

[@gothgrrl8711]

Props to the homeowner for remaining calm and descalating the situation

[@lisasimone3271]

These are the kinds of cops we need. They treated Robert with respect. They did their job without the need of excessive force. The way they spoke to community members let me know they are involved in the community and don't just “visit” when crime happens

[@namubirujustine6214]

Coming home to some random dude hiding in your attic is definitely the creepiest thing I have seen in my life.thanks ewu

[@Kimikikat]

Mr. Nightmare and Chillz has compilation videos of other incidents like this 💀

[@MatthewGill-nv4tb]

What about the lady living in the guys island cabinets

[@goldengod5915]

@@KimikikatI’ve seen about every Mr Nightmare video and yeah it’s definitely a running theme for dudes like this to hide in attics and basements. I also think a chunk of those stories are made up too, but I don’t really know.

[@LightBlueVans]

the one where the girl has to jump up and hide in her attic is my nightmare fuel. that was a MrBallen video but it HAUNTS me

[@Tayl0r_]

“he said - No my name’s Robert” Funniest shit ever though, I would likely laugh if not terrified beyond belief by that point.

[@WoodlandT]

Someone secretly hiding or even worse living inside my house without my knowledge is absolute nightmare fuel

[@missssophisicated6742]

Phrogging..

[@callherfoofoo]

I didn't pay my electric bill. Lights off waiting for pay day. Sent the kids to my mom. Maybe 2 days. Walked in sat on the toilet with the door open. A man runs pass me and runs out the door. I will never be the same

[@beatnik6806]

Imagine looking at your air went in the middle of the night, and seeing someones eyes looking at you 👁️👁️

[@raven3946]

@@beatnik6806my dog would love that

[@lemonke5341]

@@callherfoofootf

[@devinrodriguez3530]

Cops stayed calm talked to people accordingly didn’t add extra stress to the situation props

[@beefcakeman1525]

That first witness testimony is perfect example of why/how witness testimonies can be so unreliable based on how inefficient regular people convey facts .

[@monkeysaur4305]

"I think there's an animal in my roof!" "My name's Robert!" "Hey Robert, do you see any animals up there?"

[@hisaceinthehole3426]

😂

[@K.A-87]

robert is a animal

[@KeselekPintu]

Robert : "uh . . . No.. Not that I know of . . . No.."

[@RefinedRandy]

Underrated comment 😂

[@Michael-re5zy]

Robert is the racoon

[@Starry_Skye22]

I give these guys credit. To be an officer and not know where someone is firing from must be so terrifying I cannot even imagine.

[@gmimi2]

Not concerned for any innocent citizens, just the cops? 🙄

[@Comet346]

@gmimi2 They never stated that they don’t care about the innocent citizens, at least understand before commenting

[@gmimi2]

@@Comet346 and they never said they did care about the citizens either, at least try to understand before commenting.

[@josmclove4426]

​@@gmimi2🙄🙄🙄🐐

[@marcokalendileo7849]

@@gmimi2 ??????? wtf are you trying to say

[@jourdyngroman]

this is legit one of my greatest fears, ever since i learned about the term frogging (phrogging? idk if I'm spelling it right). ugh it gives me full body shivers

[@beatnik6806]

Imagine waking up for toilet in middle of the night, turning on the lights and looking at the air vent, seeing someones eyes there looking at you 👁️👁️

[@anthonysanchez4402]

The fact that he is a killer and our court system let him out after 8 years is disgusting

[@philster6383]

and now back in custody he got a chance and effed up, Vast majority released do NOT

[@gofastER]

@@philster6383so you’ve never heard of recidivism then.

[@philster6383]

YES I have and the rate is very low. I am part of that rate of low recidivism and know a lot of fellow gentlemen who got in trouble and have NOT reoffended @@gofastER

[@Entr0picWh0re]

@@gofastERjustice system is weird. For some crimes with obvious risks of recidivism causing great harm they let people go, for others they don’t. Also, you can greatly reduce recidivism with better conditions and care inside prison, better reinsertion procedures, better follow up once they get out and better insertion into society with less prejudices and social help to start your life back where it stopped. But America isn’t really the best example of that kind of system lol.

[@mollycote1021]

Absolutely

[@ABearWithHats]

It's not complicated, he goes in attics because he prefers to be high

[@WWG1WWGA]

😂😂

[@philster6383]

🤣😂

[@Retributionist]

I see what you did there

[@TipsyTae]

Underrated comment 😂

[@yeeturmcbeetur8197]

The captions saying: “I’m Robert Turner, man Robert Turnerman?” Has had me laughing for the last 5 minutes or so and idk why 😂

[@SarrowMoot]

June 18th is my birthday, june 18th 2023 is the day I bought my dad a gun that he had been wanting for a while. That day he treated me to dinner and made me feel special but it was his day too so I wanted to return the favor. I won't specify what gun it is but i'll say it's a common one that people get to protect their home. I'm so lucky to have a loving father that is willing to protect me and our home at any cost. Stay safe everyone, as a fellow human being I love you.

[@foxinthesnow1917]

June 18 was my grandpa's bday. Love you too.

[@jaxn13]

Imagine messing up your life this bad. It’s one thing to be a reformed felon, but to be a felon blasting off firearms in someone’s attic with a pocket full of drugs.. this guy must like prison.

[@mememan2344]

He was high as hell LMAO

[@abdosimon]

@@davidpawson7393 interesting and refreshing to hear a story like that. Nice to hear you appreciate and have used the help you were given. Shame a large number of others can’t straighten up with some help in prison.

[@nohmers18]

Yet 81 million voted for president dumpshispants.

[@beccayenter3266]

To be fair it’s very hard for newly released prisoners especially felons to adjust to the outside world. Job hunting is difficult, finding housing is even harder, they’re lucky if they have some money. 44% of prisoners released return within their first year and some of that has to do with the system more or less setting them up for failure. For some, prison is easier and understood better than adjusting to society all over again

[@olimpzeus4115]

@@beccayenter3266 He only did a few years in prison, he didn't spend decades incarcerated and don't know how things work anymore... Some people are career criminals...

[@megadude936]

Genuinely love the fact that I just heard an officer say "bet, dude."

[@daviddzwonkowski4722]

Cudahy pd is pretty smooth out here lol

[@Scribbl3d0ut]

"Not how i wanted fathers day to end" was shocking

[@C120.]

Marvel ahh dialogue

[@Scribbl3d0ut]

@@C120. tf

[@blebcat]

@@C120. Nice brainrot

[@alexanderdavis319]

The way they sounded when they found the firearm inside of the grill 🤣 it was like an easter egg hunt!

[@weekdaycycling]

The female officer is probably a rookie working with her police trainer. It's hard to comprehend how tense she was in this circumstance. Making one wrong move might put her life or her buddy at risk.

[@DaRealKing303]

Damn shame

[@5thgearratchet]

Especially since the fto believes one shit came out right as/after shining his light at the garage. As if the shot was a response to the officers getting too close.

[@xChimkin]

or a bystander. she's too squirrelly

[@TamaraInTanzania2]

I thought the same when he told her how to hold her gun

[@5thgearratchet]

Guys we can judge all we want but I guarantee you would all be shtting your pants if there was a gunman/s, unknown location that could actually kill you at any point. They didn't come out for an active shooter call, they came out for a burglary suspect and stumbled into an active shooter with an unknown location. Any male rook would have acted the same.

[@seandelap8587]

Now that's creepy

[@MISS_CAT_CALICO]

It is creepy

[@sierra659]

It is creepy

[@1_star_reviews]

It’s phrogging creepy as ish.

[@jagpilotohio]

That’s cracky. Crackheads do weird stuff.

[@Bence3]

It is creepy

[@smxrtr]

“I said I have a gun, get your ass down here” was hilarious 😂😂

[@kathi2302]

First time I've come across your videos. I Love the way you narrate them, without a lot of interruption, while getting right to the point, and end with the "follow up"! Thank You for the great videos 👍😀

[@TakenTook]

Doesn't matter how nice your neighborhood is, keep your doors locked. If you're not home, keep your windows shut and locked also even on the second floor.

[@tourmii]

This!! My moms town is one of those places where people don’t lock their doors. We always did because we moved from a bigger city lol but one time the entire town was on lock down because a man killed his entire family and ran. They found him hiding in some woods. And some years later some weirdo was running around with a sword threatening people. But even still they think people are weird for locking their doors smh smh

[@TakenTook]

@@tourmii -- Criminals might not show up as frequently in small towns or rural areas, but they DO show up once in a while. And you really can't predict when and where that might be. Better to be safe than sorry, in my book.

[@Pluto_Is_A_Planet_]

Exactly! Same with letting your little children wander around unsupervised. Predators of all kinds purposefully target places like that for that reason-they know people’s guards tend to be down.

[@TakenTook]

@@Pluto_Is_A_Planet_ -- About 35-40 years ago I read a paper in a psychiatric medical journal that theorized that part of the reason multiple personality disorder (which is now called dissociative identity disorder, and is NOT schizophrenia, but a completely different disorder) can be more common in people who grew up in rural communities than in suburban or urban ones, was that predators could more easily commit their crimes against children in places where the closest neighbor is too far away to hear a kid crying for help. Not sure if any other studies came to the same conclusion, but it is food for thought.

[@Pluto_Is_A_Planet_]

@@TakenTook I have no doubt about that. I grew up in one of those very small towns with less than 500 people, and even though most people had the mindset of it being safe & even left their doors open at all times, there was still occasionally crimes, like robberies and stuff, because people knew who left their doors unlocked. Everyone knew everyone, so most of the addicts who were looking for something to steal knew which houses would have valuables in them, and knew it would be fairly easy to get in. After there was a triple homicide & abduction of two small kids near our town, people started finally realizing that maybe they needed to start being more careful.

[@bexabunny674]

Omg- “Robert Turner Man” is the funniest thing I’ve heard this week

[@carriej.4120]

😂😂

[@TheWorldsOkayestUSMarine]

Might as well just say "John Doe".

[@Aidon.Knowles]

My mom told me this story of how her boss had a literal serial killer living in his attic for months. When his house was cleaned, somebody noticed dusty footprints that didn't match anybody's shoes in the kitchen and realized that somebody else must have been there. The guy had run away before they realized, but he was found on the golf course where my mom used to work. Apparently my mom and her coworkers had to hide in the kitchen for quite a while while the police tried to get the guy. I don't remember if they caught him that day or not, but it's an interesting story.

[@benmcreynolds8581]

These cases where a person or criminal is hiding in someones attic or someone is being held captive in a odd place are some of the creepiest cases.

[@alarmedresponse]

8:54 "I think trust is out the window here" I see what you did there lol

[@21darkster]

He's covered in fiberglass with a broken leg and he's barely in pain?

[@TheJcris87]

Drugs do that

[@king_tut.]

Its not fiberglass

[@esk2g]

He’s on x lol

[@mikemiller659]

glass based insulation@@king_tut.

[@mageofdoomsie1598]

@@king_tut. It is fiberglass lol, it's one of the main ingredients for house insulation. The most common types of materials used for loose-fill insulation include cellulose, fiberglass, and mineral (rock or slag) wool. That's why you're not supposed to touch it with your bare hands.

[@Hbkrundown]

“Someone breaking through a window and running across rooftops like spiderman” this narrarator is the whole reason i watch these🤣

[@imacconnor7225]

Love that he’s teaching her how to use cover on the spot. Super duper training. 😂

[@olknoxlo]

“I think trust is out the window.” This officer got witty jokes.

[@TheBaumcm]

Nah, Robert was out the window.

[@Nancys_on_fire]

Officers can’t arrest you if the crack in your pocket is for personal use. This guy has it all figured out

[@hannahalexy]

That's exactly how that works in Portugal, for example.

[@Adplusamequalsadam]

He’s trying to avoid an additional charge of attempt to distribute or distributing.

[@Sammysgrl22]

That depends on the state. I didn't hear them mention what state this was in. I live in Oklahoma, and crack in your pocket will absolutely get you arrested. There's no getting out of that here unless you have connections. Around here it's not about having powerful connections. It's about having a brother-in-law or cousin that knows someone that knows someone. 😂

[@luvmenow33]

​@lisaescatel LMAO! dude... he was being sarcastic. I can guarantee you that crack in your pocket is a ticket to jail in all 50 states.

[@mollymaciulla1917]

@@luvmenow33at least one state has decriminalised small amounts of drugs for “personal use” - they may not go to jail or have a sentence but the court can impose fines, probation, or mandatory inpatient treatment.

[@strikke323]

😂 that outro was wild! "... No explanation for his actions! Also, no explanation for his obsessions with attics!"

[@Inspiringami]

So weird!!!!!!! Thanks for this one! It’s nice to hear some silly stuff with the usual devastation.

[@tylernaturalist6437]

This whole case was subtly hilarious in a way that could only be possible in the USA lol, no one does true crime like we do!

[@nikkireigns]

USA! USA! 🇺🇸 Haha but I do think England has similarities with weird ass stories. Probably because lots of Americans are from there 😂

[@beevonerd]

​@@nikkireignsImo its funnier to us when its Americans bc we immediately think of our fellow countrymen as stupid ppl by default so any action they make looks remedial af 😂😂

[@sarahl3662]

I was there that night, saw him run across the roof, and the whole night was just omg can I go home and 😂

[@salteadog33]

“Omg there’s an animal in the roof!!” “No my name is Robert.” … my therapist would be making so much money.

[@Mercerplays]

"I think the trust is out the window" what a great reply from the officer 😂😂😂

[@Bodylotiont]

I love how he’s giving directions while hiding behind her 😂😂😂

[@MyNextTrickLoL]

It's absolutely terrifying thinking about this. Having to pull up to a situation where shots are being fired at night and none of you know where it's coming from.

[@JoeR203]

"I think there's a raccoon in the attic." "My name is Robert!" "I think there's a raccoon named Robert in the attic."

[@hisaceinthehole3426]

😂

[@nickn271]

You said it.. not me.

[@GrapeOtter]

Thanks for clipping it so it shows the whole story in the first 20 seconds of the video, I didn't have to spend an entire 16 minutes watching this.

[@-youtalkingtome]

Thank you to all law enforcement officers and first responders. You are so appreciated! ❤

[@zersch.]

This is simultaneously the least likely thing to happen to me and also the thing I am afraid of the most. Someone being in my attic.

[@richardwebb9532]

Never watch the movie "Black Christmas"...... you're welcome. 🍻👍🍻

[@zersch.]

@@richardwebb9532 Actually one of my favorite movies, probably a lot to do with it lol.

[@tumblrwinks03]

Same, and I don’t even have an attic

[@kristingallo2158]

I don't have an attic.

[@Vesper778]

My guess is dude was so high he was hallucinating and shot randomly and climbing on attics. When he partially snapped out of it he wanted to go back home but was found by the homeowner.

[@scarletamazon3455]

I doubt it. He started taking shots as police were climbing out of their cars, and you want to blame hallucinations? Oh, and he just happens to have killed someone before, but this time, he was just out of his mind! But was canny enough to hide the weapon... Nope. Far more likely he was deliberately shooting at the police, but too high to aim accurately and fortunately didn't kill anyone this time.

[@cm1642]

Every video I see with Wisconsin police show them being very polite and patient!

[@christigoss-vanermenshorts6472]

"There's an animal on my roof. No, my name's Robert. Oh shit there's a dude in my roof" 😂😂😂

[@Sammysgrl22]

Did anyone else notice that Robert is the luckiest guy in the world-considering the very poor decisions that he made. He got away from the police without leaving any evidence behind, and then his grandma covered for him. He could have very easily been taken out by the police. Then he sneaks into an armed man's attic, but doesn't get shot or even screamed at. The police were all super nice to him, and his only injury gets him a ride to the hospital instead of being cuffed and stuffed into the backseat of a police car. He was probably pumped full of free morphine, and who knows if he will ever serve any time. It makes me wonder if it was dumb luck, or if he has a guardian angel. Maybe his sneaky grandma prays for all the time. 😂

[@udrawer]

Even the dog didn't alert the homeowner (despite barking when the homeowner gets home) I think you're onto something

[@yoosherbthekid464]

This guy Robert Turners father was a former democratic state assembly member of wisconsin, and he at this current time is on both the Fire AND Police Commisions in Racine county not thirty minutes from cudahy. Hes a connected mans son, the world be like that..... So hes been lucky his whole life lol.

[@kishaa819]

@@udrawerseriously, the dog could’ve easily attacked the stranger in his home.

[@GrumpyTweety]

I even imagine the doggo chillin’ at the porch door, looking at the view. Then, came a strange man and it wagged its tail inviting him in 😂

[@theribbofit]

@kishaa819 Well, depends on the dog ofc... I feel like it is likely the dog is a smaller, harmless breed such as a chiwawa, due to it's affinity for barking and the fact that the criminal's entire foot seemed to still be attached

[@TheEngrishboy]

An addict in the attic! Sounds like a nursery rhyme for people in prison

[@hydrashade1851]

this is a hilarious case all things considered. "yo i think theres an animal in the roof" "no my names Robert!" and the cleverness of hiding the gun in a fucking grill. this is beautiful

[@Starry_Skye22]

This is one of my biggest fears. In 2011 i moved into a one bedroom apartment alone. When i looked in the crawl space there was a weird gross dirty towel and i wanna say like a camera 📸 i dont fully remember tbh. But it was enough for me to think someone might be living in there. I would randomly check and put things in front of the small door. Really freaked me out.

[@Bloodshot199]

That is absolutely frightening!!!! I check the small balcony every other day out of fear of that

[@DiamondGunProduction]

i remember seeing the body cam footage of the guy describing what was in his attic, but never knew this full story. crazy

[@jimmyschaffrath7922]

"so you want to keep your gun up like this, and you can use the garage" This is what we call training in the job... 0 experience going into the field. Got to love it.

[@lowee333able]

His family knew it was him 100% knew it

[@uptownapollo3786]

"trust is out the window here" was so funny

[@austincasey4621]

Robert had the perfect opportunity to ask for “tree-fifty” while over assuring them that he, in fact, is not the Loch Ness Monster.

[@EatAssandDriveFast]

Dammit monsta, I ain't givin ya no tree fiddy!

[@chelseanordick9831]

Wisconsin police are so wholesome. They can't help but be nice to the crazy guy, making sure he knows that nobody is mad at him 😂

[@charliemcmillan4561]

"i have a firearm" "alright, well, dont use it"

[@kimberlywillson2707]

love ALL ewu content ! Keep up the good work yall

[@aryxa]

i can't imagine how scary it has to be to hear gunshots but not knowing/being able to see where they're coming from especially IN THE DARK.

[@cindygoddard1671]

"Call my grandma and I'll pay you $300...on friday" 😂

[@carriej.4120]

😂😂

[@Silverlane.]

That’s the crack talking 😂😂

[@jasonworden8209]

So now we have to blur pictures of handmade ecstasy pills? 🤦‍♂️

[@dotexia1294]

Looked like wannabe Skittles.

[@JohnyMeBoi]

you're on youtube brother needed to so they can make money

[@sonik120]

The last guy should be a stand up. He got all the talents.

[@jodiegerard7070]

Wow!! My daughter and family handled this solid!!

[@chrismack5908]

Robert's video is ludicrous! I needed a bit of lightheartidness ! Would love a follow up on his sentencing! Thanks a mil for your hard work!

[@lawliet6910]

Damn this is intense

[@Kjt853]

I know that no place is completely safe, but situations like this make me glad I live in northwestern Vermont, 40 minutes from everywhere.

[@OpinionatedChicken59]

It's important to check your attic every few weeks to make sure there's no one secretly living up there.

[@opticalcanine]

Naming your kids Travis and travelle is hilarious

[@EverydayWithBobby]

Cop: “have you heard any gunshots?…” Lady: “…we’ve heard some sketchy stuff 🥴😏” Lmfao wtf is wrong with people 😂 I think that’s a yes or no question girl lol

[@hisaceinthehole3426]

Shes doing stand up comedy, while people are being shot at.

[@EverydayWithBobby]

@@hisaceinthehole3426 lmao right! This entire ordeal was a waste of time 😂

[@bigsanrio]

I've seen the video of the bodycam footage of that one guy getting caught with the attic where he was hiding with the broken foot but I didn't know the full story was this wild, super unique to see all the footage put together

[@panteleevandrey7459]

«There's an animal in my roof» «Hello, my name is Robert, I was trying to reach to you about your car's extended warranty»

[@fogcy]

cop said "I think trust is out the window here"

[@bethroesch2156]

I would love an update on this case. Also, why did he jump out of Grandma's window??

[@SVD_NL]

XTC is not really known for it, but on high dosages it can cause confusion, paranoia and hallucinations.

[@kaylahall1219]

Was his leg really broken?

[@bethroesch2156]

@@kaylahall1219 it could've been. He jumped from the attic in one house down to the roof of the house next door. It might only have been one floor down but he had to then jump off the house. My stupid brother once broke his ankle jumping off the house so he could've. I think he's so high he probably doesn't know what's even real currently 😂 can you imagine how itchy he is from all of the insulation and Lord knows what else he rolled in up in the attic??

[@beatnik6806]

@@SVD_NLExactly. And I've seen guys go batshit insane with xtc more than with anything else, like walking in circle and talking to themselves for a whole day insane. But only with using them constantly. When used every day your tolerance builds up and very soon, like couple days in you need to take a handful to feel anything and that really messes up your brain bad. These are things that we should tell kids in schools because no one is taking them seriously when they are told "every drug makes you immidetialy go crazy" then see their friends take them and not go crazy.

[@uwu-fm2kj]

@@SVD_NLI do not believe he was on x only. X don’t make you act like this, however black people are more likely to experience drug induced psychosis so perhaps it’s a mix that resulted in his odd behavior

[@hotrodmercury3941]

Nothings more scary than being in the open, hearing shots and having no idea where they are coming from

[@internetonsetadd]

This is a love story between an addict and an attic.

[@idelivermeats2952]

You know youre getting old when a cop says "bet, dude!"

[@lornaginetteharrison7168]

I’m leaning towards believing that his relative absolutely knew Robert was there, and she was covering for him. She seemed kinda off, very hesitant, how she was answering the cop’s questions, especially when he was asking for permission to clear her house.

[@Sammysgrl22]

I wonder how the officers would have handled it if she would have told them no.

[@verynice5574]

@@Sammysgrl22 Honestly with multiple shots fired they probably could have gotten away with a warrantless search.

[@Eyore82]

The addict in the attic.. 🤣

[@emily3]

Lmao underrated comment 😂

[@harley6222]

😂

[@nikkireigns]

He should change his name from Robert to Atticus 😂

[@jxn1056]

Love love love your content!! ❤❤

[@allanthabosshacker]

“The dog barks if I go to the bathroom” 😂😂😂😂😂