love how there's ted in a scuffed room in NC, schlatt in the green void and then there's Tucker, sat in the nicest fucking open plan kitchen i have ever seen in my vain, vain life
@souljaboy.66684 ай бұрын
funny the only thing i can think is what Mr.beast employee is ted friends with... oh how the times change
@sunbear93744 ай бұрын
@@souljaboy.6668doubt it’s the one we’re worried about but honestly never know lmao
@ironwafflegaming68439 ай бұрын
i feel like tucker gained a new level of confidence after schlatt said he missed him, this is the tucker energy i want every podcast now
@Actually_nobody_ever9 ай бұрын
It’s not the same without our little cherub
@valve_is_better2949 ай бұрын
@@Actually_nobody_everidk man there was a lot more bits but I find it more appealing in a way I can’t place
@CoolieBruv9 ай бұрын
@@valve_is_better294 it's tucker's subconscious manipulation, he's pavlov dogging you like an incubus into loving him and it's working
@RalvA1019 ай бұрын
for real
@Tevans3339 ай бұрын
Its crazy watching the podcast keep switching between Schlatt(2024) and Ted(2005)
@Kingbimmy9 ай бұрын
@MrInvisible214it’s a joke about the setup quality.
@Raphe90009 ай бұрын
I remember when it was Schlatt(1999) and Ted(2001). Those were the days.
@ziggydo9 ай бұрын
don't forget Tucker(tucker)
@Pozzitivities9 ай бұрын
@@ziggydoah yes the year of our lord™️
@sarahmasse239 ай бұрын
PLSSSSS
@leoluna10319 ай бұрын
The transition from "back in the day you used to ask to kill yourself" to a better help ad was crazy lmaooo
@gabiiwan69 ай бұрын
time stamp?
@VolkMate9 ай бұрын
@@gabiiwan6 just look at the chapters
@leoluna10319 ай бұрын
@@gabiiwan6 28:36
@sarcasm19999 ай бұрын
It's@@VolkMate😅❤a
@gabiiwan69 ай бұрын
@@leoluna1031 thank yewww
@nothennow9 ай бұрын
ted: “everyone has parents” tucker: Wrong 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
@thecoolestcaboose77909 ай бұрын
i only got one dawg
@CuPekils9 ай бұрын
Tucker is representing the orphans
@lpc99299 ай бұрын
Who are tucker. What happening who are the
@Tgarker9 ай бұрын
My goat 🗣🔥
@PuffPuffPassTheJenkem9 ай бұрын
@@lpc9929Tucker is the friends we made along the way
@purplvurpl02959 ай бұрын
As a person who despises podcasts, this is unironically the best podcast for people who hate podcasts. Idk what it is, probably the chemistry between you three, but its just actually funny and interesting and I actually want to watch these when they come out as opposed to every other podcast where I get through the first 5 mins and fall asleep
@Actually_nobody_ever9 ай бұрын
And the therapy gecko too
@JaneTheLame9 ай бұрын
That's because most podcasts are pretentious assholes who think they're smarter than they actually are trying to to talk about things they don't understand. Chuckle Sandwich is just haha funny
@demetriam24089 ай бұрын
Chuckle Sandwich and SadBoyz are my faves @@JaneTheLame
@ashlyn57879 ай бұрын
@@demetriam2408yes the only two i like 😭
@amandas65729 ай бұрын
I like the yard a lot too.
@emmathelovewitch9 ай бұрын
i love how chuckle sandwhich is just ted’s fashion updates and controversies
@harrypootis95199 ай бұрын
who is ted.
@ashlyn57879 ай бұрын
@@harrypootis9519the one with the green screen
@CheezeSpartan9 ай бұрын
@@ashlyn5787thats tucker IDIOT!
@TheFreakster99 ай бұрын
Made me audibly laugh@@ashlyn5787
@YaBoiAltair8 ай бұрын
don't forget the SPHINX
@zackcash49419 ай бұрын
Tucker should soak his hair in tuna juice and have Jambo bite it into a beautiful sculpture.
@Actually_nobody_ever9 ай бұрын
Tf?
@ashlyn57879 ай бұрын
@@Actually_nobody_everyou don’t get it
@Actually_nobody_ever9 ай бұрын
@@ashlyn5787 no I get it but wtf
@ashlyn57879 ай бұрын
@@Actually_nobody_ever no you don’t get it
@Actually_nobody_ever9 ай бұрын
@@ashlyn5787 what do I not get?
@caneca87739 ай бұрын
Tucker looks good on that "low taper fade"
@Actually_nobody_ever9 ай бұрын
😩😩😩
9 ай бұрын
You know its going to be a good Chuckle Sandwich episode when Ted's setup is dissed by ''Schlark'' in the first 3 seconds.
@BTtheDumfuq9 ай бұрын
Schlitorous
@alenor2109 ай бұрын
0:41 I can’t believe Schlatt would call North Carolina a hellscape when South Carolina is right there
@skyezo9 ай бұрын
as a south carolinian yeah
@tyloren_gaming65649 ай бұрын
Finally someone I can agree with
@jadenm14829 ай бұрын
You're damn right 🫡
@ACF_Real9 ай бұрын
North Carolina IS hell.
@TurtleBugs9 ай бұрын
@@ACF_RealThen South Carolina is double hell
@demongirlfriend9 ай бұрын
"Tucker" seems to be giving off full-fledged podcast member energy now. Shame what happened to the original Tucker, but I'm here for this confidence
@demetriam24089 ай бұрын
Yeah, shame they had to replace him after he disappeared last episode
@harleyjo48759 ай бұрын
Also, you’re given big ‘full-fledged podcast member energy’ thinking you’re on the same level of Ted and Schlatt able to talk shit on Tucker: Who the actual fuck are you??
@demongirlfriend9 ай бұрын
don't speak ill of the dead@@harleyjo4875
@demetriam24089 ай бұрын
@@harleyjo4875 woah man where did this come from?
@phillycheesesteaks50459 ай бұрын
@@harleyjo4875hes suggesting they killed tucker and replaced him with an imposter . he wasn’t dissing my sweet golden boy
@szunrise9 ай бұрын
8:53 As someone who lives in the UK, I immediately knew what Ted was talking about when he mentioned the almost bowl cut… it’s got a choke hold.
@tewes_9 ай бұрын
in my school anyone who didn't have it was considered gay
@milkiiwhite9 ай бұрын
That dairy queen situation actually happened at a McDonald's I used to work at, and it caused my friend to have chemical burns in her stomach. For a whole year, she couldn't eat anything greasy or acidic because the doctor said it could eventually cause a hole in her stomach. She's better now, but she has acid reflux every day.
@Mazortan4 ай бұрын
If not for the manager checking that would be some customer
@ultra.violettes9 ай бұрын
I really thought the title was “Huge Hairy Queen Drama” I did not bat an eye.
@Yugemostsuj9 ай бұрын
I could swear that's what it said
@tharshack9 ай бұрын
aint no way you doing better help sponsors i thought that company was no bueno
@brody_pierogi9 ай бұрын
They seem to have a choke hold on a ton of youtubers. I assume it's some sort of a contract issue they can't get out of without lots of hassle and legal issues. Or they are offering an ungodly ammount of money. Think raid shadow, they offer a lot of money but everyone knows its a bs game.
@strwbymlk9 ай бұрын
i’m hoping they’ve heard the criticism we have left them & have taken it into account. unfortunately, i doubt they can say anything/bad mouth the company since it’s most likely that they’re under contract. we can only hope they don’t renew, if that’s the case!
@xolsbowls9 ай бұрын
what’s wrong with betterhelp
@LwieDev9 ай бұрын
@ypp0p Some contracts require you to do multiple ads for a company, they can't just take different ads.
@keygenrosie9 ай бұрын
@@xolsbowlsthey hire unlicensed people to do therapy for them and recommend transphobes to trans clients
@GreerL03199 ай бұрын
I would like to add that cleaning ice cream machines is very important. One time I worked in a Dairy Queen and I remember having maggots in the machine. The crazy thing is that I can't even remember if it got 86d or if we kept serving it.
@downside_8 ай бұрын
Oh god I think I’m gonna vomit
@colelarsen-cj-89529 ай бұрын
Aaron Burr (Sir) did in fact kill Alexander Hamilton. However, he did not exactly kill him ‘early’. Rather than shooting Burr, Hamilton decided he would point his gun in the air as to suggest a truce. With the split second decision though, Burr shot Hamilton as to save his own life.
@misfitr9 ай бұрын
theatre kid spotted
@whenfunnydancingcockroach46259 ай бұрын
@@misfitror they could just like history?
@misfitr9 ай бұрын
@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625 'aaron burr, sir' is the name of a hamilton song but yeah sure thing bud
@raises_titan_casual9 ай бұрын
I like how you subsequently called me out for watching you on my TV in my living room, then mention the Dairy Queen dilemma as I was finishing my blizzard I must reevaluate myself and change nothing
@noachhayward50369 ай бұрын
as an audio listener i am DEVISTATED seeing such a small amount of tucker in the intro
@brody_pierogi9 ай бұрын
Lies. You didn't see anything.
@akilank829 ай бұрын
Glad to see Trucker back on this episode. Looking forward to his spin-off on Schlatt's Sphinx segment: "Tucker's American Gun Segment"
@charliee92209 ай бұрын
hey i stopped watching a while ago, context on tucker?? who is he
@Caseys8089 ай бұрын
he fr
@ved959 ай бұрын
I love the Tucker show guest starring Shlaggy and Tooby
@PMtoAM9 ай бұрын
And dont forget the yearly chorgle
@gildeddeath6879 ай бұрын
I'm glad tucker is actually becoming a full member of the podcast tbh, he brings a lot to the show and him being missing last week really showed his impact. Hoping he continues climbing up in the show
@coborn74599 ай бұрын
Tucker should rock a mohawk
@lospereye9 ай бұрын
We wouldn’t be cursed with the reality of having a president with dementia if duels still existed. BRING BACK DUELS.
@e.87309 ай бұрын
as someone who has had an on and off again hamilton phase since fifth grade, the fact that tucker did not know about the burr/hamilton duel was SHOCKING. like i thought that was common knowledge now
@getoutofmybuiz9 ай бұрын
I did not want an upload right now
@stagtone17899 ай бұрын
I did
@FunkyPluto9 ай бұрын
@@stagtone1789n’t*
@phantomflair55469 ай бұрын
Me either
@thoppann90409 ай бұрын
@ChuckleSandwich Shit guys, you gotta take it down and upload it later. This guy did not want an upload right now
@stagtone17899 ай бұрын
@@FunkyPluto now that is just sad
@connorcombs36919 ай бұрын
As someone who works in a kitchen the worst "cleaning solution" you could ingest would probably be degreaser/oven cleaner. It'll burn your skin in seconds i couldnt imagine the damage from ingesting it.
@ASwitchDog9 ай бұрын
Actually though Dairy Queen is so ass but when I worked there it was legitimately the best job ever. Small town Minnesota, family owned chain, with great managers who were very helpful, and actually nice coworkers. It was awesome. Loved that job.
@ethanpark82439 ай бұрын
I did not expect to hear a reference to Radium Girls
@G0by9 ай бұрын
Can I just mention that Tucker’s starting his own fashion era? I’ve been wanting that loons of north america pullover for so long!
@richkoenig8309 ай бұрын
legit the only podcast i can sit though. KEEP EM COMING CHUCKLE CREW
@erinwb83669 ай бұрын
tucker mullet mode
@westsideweirdo9 ай бұрын
thank god tucker is back, i finally have a reason to pay attention to what the other two say!
@geneva1339 ай бұрын
As a hairstylist, hearing guys talk about how they feel after a haircut makes me reflect on every guy cut I've ever done in slight agony and fear
@KOSTANZAH9 ай бұрын
Thank God Tucker is back. Was pretty dicey last week 🫡😅
@Rick1sFunny9 ай бұрын
crazy how the better help sponsor came on as Schlatt started talking about killing himself
@kylepafford17509 ай бұрын
Imagine if tucker got a low taper fade 😩
@Actually_nobody_ever9 ай бұрын
😩😩😩
@Pedalingflowerz9 ай бұрын
😫😫😫
@a_plastic_bag9 ай бұрын
😩😩😩
@justancomment42799 ай бұрын
😕?
@Pedalingflowerz9 ай бұрын
@@justancomment4279 😫😫😫
@greenalgae9 ай бұрын
Watching Ted absolutely smack himself in the face with the fidget toy was so damn funny
@griffin72039 ай бұрын
You know the episode is gonna be a good one when Ted shows up looking like he's from an 8-bit video game
@babyvirgo00-889 ай бұрын
Just tore my meniscus at work and the pain of this upload is worse
@nicaaro9 ай бұрын
Chuckle Sandwich never fails to make me procrastinate studying ❤
@punmasterS-2779 ай бұрын
this is what i am sayin
@itstruffle8484 ай бұрын
yknow, after the ava kris tyson situation the whole "absurd painting" bit at the beginning is almost... too* real lmao
@barevaper9 ай бұрын
Schlatt looks extra handsome today. Tucker would definitely rock a high taper fade haircut. Hi Ted! 👋🏼
@orangethesaberguy76389 ай бұрын
About the bleach water, there is a ratio of bleach to water that purifies the water and is safe to drink but according to Google its 2 drops per quart of water. Tucker said they poured the bleach in so I assume he was just chugging bleach water way above the safe amount lol
@allanrincon72009 ай бұрын
Schlatt should try to set a record on how many censors he can fit into the intro
@mchngrl._.2005.9 ай бұрын
ted be looking better and better each ep is uploaded. keep slaying king 😽
@Munto-Z9 ай бұрын
34:31 that transition was as smooth as sand paper well done "Shlorts" 🗣🔥🧨⁉️
@oddussy95139 ай бұрын
Ted noooo, not betterhelp 💀 does he not know
@Ratcoonnnn_9 ай бұрын
What’s wrong with better help?
@Ilibug129 ай бұрын
Apparently he knows
@Zaimoeh9 ай бұрын
i love Tuckers little Truck in the corner just chillin there. immediately recognized because i have the same i hope it was fun building the lil guy
@fotressgump17069 ай бұрын
I experienced a slight discomfort in my spine this morning
@Dorky_Ikea9 ай бұрын
Love the niche callout at 11:56 whike I watch the podcast on the TV in my bedroom
@claythesimppX39 ай бұрын
They both sound like they woke up a few minutes ago but had the same thought and decided to make something on it, especially Ted
@f1zzbang9 ай бұрын
Tucker is honestly the highlight of my day
@NoName4u-jq9qg9 ай бұрын
ive been trying to watch every chuckle sandwich episode. i am on episode 3 and i had a manic breakdown last night while trying to wash the dishes.
@natalietravis81679 ай бұрын
Im glad that you guys uploaded today because i just found out that my aunt has eye cancer and this made me feel about better
@misfitr9 ай бұрын
she didnt see it coming?
@Lazzuuu8 ай бұрын
@@misfitr WHY DID U CHOOSE THAT AS YOUR PFP
@Olivia-fe6sc9 ай бұрын
39:18 Haha the desk toy
@wrinkliestdog9 ай бұрын
Haha
@arinoel14829 ай бұрын
as soon as i heard play afternuranium jewelry i knew where this was going. the casual marie curie side plot was always my favorite part
@arinoel14829 ай бұрын
how r u going to know the plot of radium girls and not the basics of the arron burr hamilton duel and say ur a theater kid. he didnt turn early, hamilton aimed up.
@jackdren99749 ай бұрын
Don't sponsor Betterhelp
@DeclanStewart-fx8ro9 ай бұрын
Womp womp
@eel98939 ай бұрын
Why?
@bungersinyourarea9 ай бұрын
@@eel9893I do know that they at least leaked patient info to social media sites, even though they promised privacy. There's a lot of other stuff I'd have to look further into though with them
@justalittlearty8 ай бұрын
@@eel9893from what i know they share confidential information without your consent and a whole boatload of other grossness
@GaussHogOnCandy7 ай бұрын
They sp9nsorrd them so it's like a vis a vis
@PygmyAviary9 ай бұрын
i love tuckers tuckerness this episode
@kyleeshumway51899 ай бұрын
It looks like Ted has a parrot costume on his chair
@Eeeg_Eeeg9 ай бұрын
Chuckle sandwich never fails to make my week. Y'all truly help me get through the day sometimes
@nicksmackerz9 ай бұрын
Jschlatt x MrBeast collab would be lit, feels like there's a buildup happening with the Diamond Play Button
@stumpf74599 ай бұрын
Tucker was on it this episode. I really liked it :)
@alextherat-mu3dg9 ай бұрын
Thank you gentlemen for feeding me my monthly sandwich.
@Stella.22g9 ай бұрын
Am I the only one that gets always surprised every time Tucker pops up out of nowhere
@Logo17179 ай бұрын
Schlatt looking extra succulent today
@mazarine_449 ай бұрын
Glad to see Tucker and Schlatt finally getting along as Ted’s sister wives ❤️
@moonwhooper9 ай бұрын
The average chav uk cut is keeping the squire tradition alive
@AelitaVA9 ай бұрын
“I feel regret regardless of who I go to.” lmao😂 that statement is just. True for my life lol aw fuck
@slimycactus9 ай бұрын
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while eating bleach ice cream
@Alageild9 ай бұрын
Glad tucker is back on the Tuckle Sandwich podcast
@trashman40229 ай бұрын
1:00:02 Oh god he wasn’t joking
@Irlyloveromancesm9 ай бұрын
Chuckle Sandwich>>>>>
@asteroid4359 ай бұрын
I missed Tucker last epidode, I'm glad he's back
@leonabell16909 ай бұрын
the presidential candidates need to participate in a season of presidential survivor and the winner is the president for the term
@mr.furious68149 ай бұрын
Good to see Flatt, Bed, and Trucker all in the same call again
@SnubMonk9 ай бұрын
I love when Chatt makes me Schluckle
@yenooc5282 ай бұрын
9:05 schlatts crazy if he thinks the r9 cut didn't go hard
@mm791a29 ай бұрын
The better help ad in between Schlatt talking about suicide is crazy 😂😂
@aliendeez8 ай бұрын
Such a good podcast! The flow between your guys personalities makes it very entertaining
@avapeck4439 ай бұрын
These lads make my day a whole lot better
@eferyeh9 ай бұрын
damn im so sleep deprived right now its hard for me to chuckle! but i like the part where apandah gooned all over and aztro and mika being jazz about it, truly a favourite puppy rizz of all gyatt!
@mr.sandman32079 ай бұрын
TUCKER GANG!!!!! RISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@jarednolen41249 ай бұрын
The victoran house at 46:18 is the Carson Mansion, which is in Eureka CA. I have been inside it once, very fancy.
@crypticshadows9 ай бұрын
i’m extremely upset that there is no sphinx section. We have been robbed
@otaku.assassin29939 ай бұрын
My hair stylist, the only 1 I’ve ever trusted with my hair, made me feel comfortable and actually enjoy the process, and did incredible cuts every style I’ve asked for, JUST WENT ON A TWO WEEK VACATION JUST WHEN I WAS GOING TO SCHEDULE AN APPOINTMENT😭
@jaydenki67619 ай бұрын
Chuckle sandwich made me chuckle
@Rentheworld9 ай бұрын
Tuckers jokes were chefs kiss this episode
@MonkeyCookieClicker9 ай бұрын
Tell schlatt to play risk of rain 2 on sleep deprived
@wrinkliestdog9 ай бұрын
had to google what that is and yeah i agree
@sam_cantread9 ай бұрын
Ted, when you started talking about METG festival I laughed out loud. I can almost guarantee I've seen the same production(s) of Radium Girls as you. Hell we're the same age, we might've seen each other on stage. What a throwback. An absolute riot
@V4mpirGirl9 ай бұрын
Need that afternoon chuckle
@pitbull81999 ай бұрын
Ohh new vid to chuckle on! Appreciate it boys 🫡
@WhyNotAnimations9 ай бұрын
I am about to chuckle while eating a sandwich.
@TonBOT-917379 ай бұрын
its unreal some of my top youtubers/podcastors know abt something abt the dairy queen in my tiny town
@greatestnoah9 ай бұрын
i chuckled at this sandwich.
@lonelynarutofan9 ай бұрын
great transition to better help ad via sepuku
@juliams-9 ай бұрын
amazing podcast to listen to while living in north carolina
@atticelattice47509 ай бұрын
I used to work at a dairy queen while I was 16. I was treated like shit and was only payed 10.50/hr. My bosses (the owners) constantly overworked me and left me alone in the store to deal with customers alone while I trained other employees. We had a stack of moldy towels on the back since since my boss refused to take them to be cleaned. I cleaned them in the sink with some dish soap. I hated it.