Warhammer 40K Space Marine Review

[@MandaloreGaming]

Space Marine on GOG - gog.la/spessmehreen THE LIST - docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_K3ziSxT9zcUUGCddS4sF1uNJTWHSbOwB1CQX2Rx4Uo Find Space Marine Gamers - discord.gg/thMTEkk First video of the new year will be something different. A comparison video for once.

[@OmegaEnvych]

I still consider captain Titus being actually Angrymarine the whole time. Angry Christmas, everyone

[@100Servings]

What a great game. It gets ALL the aggression out. How there haven't been more of this type of game in the 40k setting is dumbfounding.

[@SimonSzxcv]

Lol the game I recommended starts with a Z I wonder if he'll get to it before global warming decimates the earth. Happy holidays!

[@100Servings]

@@SimonSzxcv I recommended Omikron: The Nomad Soul years ago. He'll get to them eventually.....?🥺

[@SimonSzxcv]

@@100Servings Its all good, at then end of the day we could all make a review ourselves so we can't really demand anything.

[@jesuscrisp8112]

"The sequel would be on a big jungle planet of Tyranids" he fucking called it

[@Butter_Warrior99]

Called it like Cooler in DBZA.

[@adamhebert5365]

Underrated

[@ThePeteriarchy]

omfg he was right

[@zxt5148]

My prediction was deathwatch. I was close 🤷🤷

[@Simjim_32]

True

[@Nugnugnug]

Best part is that according to the lore, Leandros violated the Codex by reporting Titus to the Inquisition rather than the Ultramarine Chaplaincy.

[@CrystallizedBlackSkull]

Leandros reeks of the big traitor marine

[@lockofthelan3820]

Watch out ladies, mega-nerd is here

[@EmaRussoUltra]

@@lockofthelan3820 if you know about 40k, it’s already too late, might as well take the plunge down the iceberg.

[@MF-R]

I'm troubled that I understand most of this sentence. Mostly because I think I know Warhammer politics/history better than IRL... still not as detailed as my abhorrent knowledge of TES.

[@Slenderguy56]

What would be his punishment then for that?

[@ordice6317]

"And now we'll never find out" Spoken too soon Mandalore. There is always the long-awaited sequel, just around the corner.

[@theimperialnord38]

To be fair, this video was posted 1 year ago...and when the video was posted no ACTUAL plans or trailer existed to even suggest a second game would ever release. Sure, fans have waited a long time for this new game...but before the trailer released, everyones hope for a new game was as dead as Nemeroth.

[@ordice6317]

@@theimperialnord38 Hence the, spoken too soon. Of course Mandalore couldn't know, but none of us did. Then again we now have a sequel after a decade.

[@theimperialnord38]

@@ordice6317 True

[@caiocbcn]

We just have to pray that it doens't go like everything else 40k related lately and it's actually good. The trailer seems good but it lacks some weight in my opinion compared to how the first game was presented. Although, it's interesting how Titus had a inquisitorial roseta now, so he didn't just proved Leandros wrong but he got the inquisition seal of approval. Also, the red helmet marine at his side in the trailer, since red helmets are a sign of repreention on the ultrasmurfs it made think it could be Leandros. As i said, i hope it's good and there's potential for it but God how the opposite is also true.

[@bloodangel19]

@@theimperialnord38 but much like nemeroth, it was not really dead, just banished to the warp/production hell

[@aeteno703]

“But can they dodge all my ammunition?” Now this is the 40k experience i’ve heard about

[@electricbayonet2]

"Oi, boss! Dem Eldar telly-portas is right dodgy! How we gonna kill em if dey keep movin where we ain't got any dakka?" "Where's yer Mork-given kunning, squig-fer-brains? If dey's dodgin yer dakka, den use more dakka!" "Alright, boss, but wot if-" "An if dey get close an you can't kill em wiv yer choppas, use yer _bigger_ choppas." "Thanks, boss! WAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHH!"

[@pabloosset2533]

The good ole Space Marine strategy: "Shoot in their general direction until only chunks of meat remain"

[@ChaplainDMK]

"Can they dodge my chainsword?"

[@OMGclueless]

What a twist. That sentence started off so anime and ended up so 40k. "They can dodge my ammunition! ... But ... Can they dodge all my ammunition?"

[@tasertag7513]

I am yet to meet one that can outsmart boolet.

[@UltimateDeliciousPie]

"Only Chaos can resist the effects of the Warp." *Grey Knights look awkwardly at each other*

[@Rebellions]

You forgot the part where they're drenched in nun blood.

[@dashiellgillingham4579]

Collar of Khorne. Khornate influences are also expressed in berserker furies in which the corrupted one becomes all but invincible in melee.

[@elcidbob]

@@dashiellgillingham4579 or the whole having a full book about a GK becoming a khornate champion...

[@Siegberg91]

The Grey knights are secret to most even space marines get mind cleaned of any memory containing the Grey knights involvement. So they really dont know better.

[@valhalanguardsman2588]

*those weird omega pariahs that work for adeptus assasinorum*

[@Pansizzle]

14:50 "I always thought a sequel would be on a big jungle planet full of Tyranids" How the fuck did you know

[@wasdmovement4685]

lmao

[@wetzel4806]

Considering DoW, not that crazy. Mindless horde fight, don't need story or characters.

[@Razgriz_01]

@@wetzel4806 Tyranids and Jungle seems to go hand-in-hand.

[@tonymartinez3434]

fast forward to 2024

[@noway9320]

Swamp but close enough!

[@perotekku]

Lost it at the "I am no Heretic!" with the modded skin

[@ardentfire3956]

I'll just drop the 666th like here.

[@joshuahamberg6765]

That caught me off guard

[@brianz1574]

I had to pause the video to get the laughter out of my system.

[@jacobscott2473]

Yeah, same! The freaking dude beside him too!

[@lunardogs2416]

_oh my god thats a mod im kinda disappointed_

[@kind_stone]

"The music is really heroic, but the most horrific shit is happening on screen" Really sums up the entire Warhammer experience, doesn't it?

[@adamwest8711]

⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ ?

[@iamcuthulu316]

"I hear holy music but I'm cutting a man in half with a chainsword"

[@gworfish]

@@iamcuthulu316 I think it is more "I'm hearing holy music BECAUSE I'm cutting someone in half with a chainsaw."

[@iamcuthulu316]

@@gworfish, amen brother

[@cooperemmerton2692]

I can only picture a bunch of tyranids absolutely mauling apart Imperial guardsmen to fly to the Valkyries

[@foolishsparky]

14:45 "I always thought a sequel might be a kind of opposite to this game. It would be on a big jungle planet of tyranids." And he was half right, we are getting tyranids!

[@mercy3765]

Bruh I heard that and was like MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BOI DO I HAVE GOOD NEWS

[@LordVader1094]

Turns out SM2 has jungles as well!

[@PrimarisAngryMarine]

Yeah the sequel being made this year

[@hendersonvirtual]

He was completely right, the new SM2 gameplay has jungle sections in it.

[@foolishsparky]

@@hendersonvirtual the excitement builds

[@ChillyUK77]

Imperial Soldier "You saved us" Titus "You saved yourselves" I liked that moment.

[@Skydive20991]

Someone finally gives some recognition to Imperial Forces and not using them just for boost the coming of the Space Marine 😭👌

[@will4127]

@@Skydive20991 Imperial Guard don't get enough credit. Space Marines are badass, but there's only around 1000 chapters with around 1000 marines each under the best of circumstances. The Astra Militarum and it's trillions of modestly equipped soldiers are the backbone of the Imperium's war machine, and they're always the ones who have to bleed the most to keep Mankind going.

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

@@will4127 Yes, with how much we get Space Marines shoved in our face, its easy to forget just how fucking elite they are. A Guardsman seeing Space Marines dropping from low orbit would not think "Finally! Special forces!" He would just start praying to the Emperor for sending his angels. The Tempestus Scions are the special forces. Space Marines are a "U win" Button for most conflicts.

[@MineSlimeTV]

@@dilophosaurussk4333 I went to look it up and what is trully a tempestus SCions? I still have no idea where to begin I went to two years ago in summer to Nottingham and I was able to vist for my first time a Gamesworkshop the people were nice there and it did smell like paint it recomended me a book to start it was nice but its leaving me more answers could there be some ways I could read if possible more stories and characters to read? I just want like a booklet of perhaps a backstory to some of the main chapters and stuff like that and maybe a true beginning to it all sort of thing if possible sorry for this odd question

[@jakublulek3261]

And who other than Ultramarine should say that.

[@commander630]

I AM NO HERETIC! -Titus, Dark Angel Exchange Astartes

[@mulder801]

Lmao my sides 😂

[@ieuanhunt552]

I'm pretty sure an Ultrasmurf would shoot *himself* in the head if he questioned the Codex Astartes.

[@Rebellions]

@@ieuanhunt552 that's why Titus is cool. He's a loose canon who doesnt play by the - Oh my god that IS how lame the Ultramarines are... The bar is set so low that a trope popularised in the 90s is good enough to make one of them interesting.

[@OneManMilitia69]

I laughed for 5 MINUTES!

[@johnohara4788]

Rebellions now I understand reborn Guilliman’s pain

[@sandvichguy8868]

"I always thought a sequel would be a kind of opposite of this game. It would be on a big jungle planet of Tyranids." Pretty good prediction on Mandalore's part.

[@dominicmanester8125]

"They are just excited to be shooting a gun" That made me laugh more than it should, I love Orks.

[@EMan-1920]

They would certainly be terrifying to go against, but they are arguably the happiest faction of Warhammer 40K.

[@oz_jones]

@@EMan-1920 and their politics are so simple: DA BIGGIST IZ BOSS Also, add more dakka

[@TheAngelOfBalls]

@@oz_jones There R&D team is great too. RED IZ FASTAH, ELLO IZ MOR SPLODEY AN GREEN IZ DA BESTEST.

[@EMan-1920]

@@TheAngelOfBalls AN BLU IZ DA LUCKEEST CULLA! DEM PURPL GITZ AR DA SNEAKYEST. OI, WHER'D EE GO?!

[@Janzer_]

i must be an ork then

[@Daladari]

"This isnt a christmas game" I see you've missed all the copious amounts of green and red, the calling cards of a christmas game.

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

Ah yes, DOOM, the iconic christmas game.

[@KyrieFortune]

Have a game with Salamanders or Dark Angels and Blood Angels and release it around Christmas, you have a hit game right there

[@mr.pavone9719]

A friend of mine, unfamiliar with WH40K, asked me: "Umm, aren't you going to take cover?" Me: "The only cover I take is in my faith for the Emperor."

[@ahriman935]

The proper answer would be: MY FACE IS MY SHIELD

[@ulty1472]

Cringe

[@ITLLBGRAND]

Cover! That sounds like traitor tactics!

[@gordoncroft4524]

You're a Space Marine, you are wearing your cover.

[@Aredel]

The cold hard ground is the only cover needed for the Tempestor Scions!

[@luismercedes3520]

"They can dodge my ammunition, but can they dodge all my ammunition?" -unnamed Ultramarine

[@517342]

DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA -every Ork ever

[@stormtempterf8058]

The Emperor protects. Having a loaded bolter never hurt either. -TechMarine

[@xyxxanx9810]

Every Imperial Guard Player in every situtation; "Ah, I see you have succeeded you invul 5+ save, now do it again... and again... and again... and again......."

[@squishy1706]

Also the Ork philosophy on aim, you can't dodge a bullet if the bullets the size of a moon (This was a thing the Orks did, the War of The Beast was wack)

[@EMan-1920]

@@squishy1706 If Ghazghkull gets his metal claws on a couple of attack moons, the Imperium will have a PTSD flashback to the War of the Beast.

[@Penguinsfishing]

“I am no heretic” caught me off guard. It was a good laugh

[@TheCole360]

Is this a skin for Titus you can equip and is present in cutscenes? Or was it a cut from another point in a game?

[@Penguinsfishing]

@@TheCole360 it’s a mod

[@emperorconstantine1.361]

Games Workshop actually attempted to sue the Gears of War people because of “chainsaw Bayonets” being a Warhammer 40k thing before Gears of War came out.

[@Usual_User]

+

[@GrimmDraco]

That's GW for Ya

[@T0mN7]

"Wow! These Daemons can Dodge my ammunition. But can they dodge *all* my ammunition?" You make The Emperor proud, brother.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

That sounds like uncompromised use of more dakka.

[@harbl99]

Mandalore: "You're like an atomic bomb, if an atomic bomb was a big metal fist." Ad Mech: *~bzztclickclick~* "Write that down! Write that down!" *~excited beeping~*

[@cloroxusthestainlessone4324]

Nuclear toaster you say

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

I CAST FIST!

[@theweebthatyouknow2269]

@@HappyBeezerStudios u landed on 6 and got a crit do u cast second fist

[@AJPDing]

@@HappyBeezerStudios I Cato Sicarius cannot feel my teeth~ wuwuwuwuwu

[@klortikterra4423]

@@HappyBeezerStudios now back to my green trim.

[@iamsinistar8971]

"He wants to use a warp powered device to obliterate all of them" *Device is shaped like the Chaos Symbol* Ultramarines: ..I see no problems with this..

[@nedimic5271]

How do you know what the chaos symbol looks like you heretic

[@iamsinistar8971]

@@nedimic5271 Oh shi- *Death By Commissar*

[@steveisthecommissar4013]

Ware do ne- oh I guess I’m late

[@youngarchaeotech189]

my mom walked in on me playing this right when the warboss yells: “GIT OFF MAH SHIP SPACE MARINE!” and we both bursted out laughing.

[@PumkRock]

My wife and I used to shout this line at each other all the time when we were in college. Orkvoice is still a delightful running gag all these years later.

[@MatureFister]

@@PumkRock this is awesome :D

[@maxxcreese9911]

Ork is da best

[@W-xx-Dy]

She could of walked in on you doing worse 😂

[@spethmanjones2997]

Richard Returns wait I could meet someone who’d become my wife who _also_ likes 40k? THAT’S ALLOWED?!?

[@vcomrade]

"Blood Raven squad Corux report--" "DON'T TOUCH MY A R T I F A C T S"

[@wahlex841]

T o o l a t e

[@strykertron232]

L O C K T H E R E L I Q U A R Y

[@CallanElliott]

*AdMech Magos gets back to his lab: where'd all my prototypes go?

[@Ajehy]

This is a Forge World with TITANS in it. I’m surprised the whole place isn’t stripped to the bedrock within 5 minutes because GOODIES!

[@steveisthecommissar4013]

CalzerDan I’m sorry thare gone

[@hobgoblin8396]

2:56 “STOP THE SPACE MA - *screams of indescribable pain*”

[@tonzillaye]

"You've been tainted by chaos" Wearing full chaos armor "No"

[@martinmortyry7444]

Basically the Alpha Legion

[@BigPuddin]

Dude's wearing giant, spiky pauldrons with glowing red eyes. Really not a lot of room for ambiguity there. I get the feeling that the devs weren't exactly well-versed in subtlety and smart thinkies.

[@proximacentauri3627]

@@BigPuddin It's modded that way, the devs got it right. You need some smart thinkies yourself.

[@BigPuddin]

@@proximacentauri3627 I was unaware it was a mod. This is now funny to me.

[@CommanderTornado]

@@BigPuddin couldn't help but read this in TTS' rogal dorn voice

[@aymann7234]

I love the dev's justification for no cover system: "You're an Adeptus Astartes. You ARE the cover."

[@Siegberg91]

right Space marines only cover when the fight against there equals there were none found.

[@vsm1456]

I'm so glad there were no cover system, it's clunky and artificial, and sticking to cover interrupts your battle flow. Space Marine is just an honest third-person action game. You need cover? Find a big object and stand behind it, simple.

[@poggestfrog]

@@vsm1456 Cover is neat for more tactical shooters but i agree it can feel very annoying and clunky

[@abeish03]

"tyranids on a jungle planet" prophetic really

[@jamesgreen3410]

Memes aside, you really do feel like a space marine in this game.

[@LSD_93]

I felt more like someone who could be doing the washing up or the hoovering when playing this game.

[@gremblo5895]

It really makes you feel like batman.

[@Skul1ManEXE]

It really makes you feel like Gordon Freeman

[@ZacHawkins42]

Right? The sense of weight and momentum given to the movement really are fantastic 👍

[@JohnnyZenith]

And GW is so shit there has been no new version or anything like it.

[@GuyMontag0451]

That cut with him being a chaos marine and the LT being a psycher was amazing. Merry Christmas everyone

[@asemiintelligentork8388]

10/10

[@eagleftball07]

Was that actually in the game? I don't remember it at all.

[@bencolter1117]

Literally the best cut. God tier

[@Aurilion44]

@@eagleftball07 Probably a mod :)

[@eagleftball07]

@@Aurilion44 Oh that makes sense. Didn't realize people had modded this game.

[@HaussVonHorne]

"A sequel on a big jungle planet full of tyranids." 2022: Hold my beer...

[@Daktangle]

Our boi is back! And on a green planet now!

[@davidcolby167]

I will say, while the story is simple, I really do like Captain Titus as a character. he's creative, somewhat compassionate, and generally a chill dude.

[@davidcolby167]

Oh, also, I really love Lt. Mira and her guardsmen and how, despite the situation they're in, they still kick huge amounts of ass.

[@Bugga451]

Captain Titus is also voiced by Mark Strong which makes him all the more badass.

[@stormtempterf8058]

His best quality is his adaptability and understanding. He knows when to follow Codex, and when to take a lateral on the Codex. He also knows both the battlefield and his OPFOR, and can utilize their behaviors and tendencies against them.

[@davidcolby167]

@@stormtempterf8058 My favorite little line in the game is where a guardsman is like, "You saved us" and TItus says, "No. You saved yourselves." And I was like, "HE'S A NICE GUY IN BIG ARMOR!!!!!!!!!!"

[@stormtempterf8058]

It shows his respect for the role of the IG. They are territory occupiers and line holders. They aren't expected to conquer, or go on massive offensives, but to fortify and buy as much time as their lives and materials can give until reinforcements arrive. The fact that they withstood such a huge ork incursion, held the factory and did their duty impressed the captain, and he gives respect where respect is due.

[@zeepan5134]

Guardsmen: "It's quiet" *Fire warriors flashback intensifies*

[@felixloewenich2202]

Yes, thank you for explaining the joke

[@goatman9998]

I love fire warrrior minus level 18

[@DRAGONalpha117]

-imperial guard: "I see the ultramarines are human after all" -Titus: "more than you know" -Inquisition: "yes officer, this woman right here"

[@IDSearcher]

Inquisitor: "Get me the Inquisition" Space Marine: "You *are* the Inquisition" Inquisitor: "Good, then I already know about this heresy. Let's go to lunch."

[@shaynehughes6645]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qXLRaJWXh8ebrpY

[@Lunarice98]

Stares at guardsmen "Its quiet"

[@x1teDota]

Blood Raven: "Captain Titus, look over there!" Titus: "... Where is my power sword, brother?"

[@courier665]

You have to buy it as a DLC and it's only available in the multiplayer!

[@murderousmayhem6362]

Lol

[@XSpamDragonX]

14:45 THIS MAN JUST PERFECTLY PREDICTED SPACE MARINE 2 GIVE HIM A MEDAL

[@rosskwolfe]

I don't know about you but I don't see "hive world" and think "jungle planet".

[@56bturn]

Other than the Jungle part, but it is 'nids.

[@andrejjelcic3675]

Was just going to write the same.

[@shadelich8417]

No there's a user who did the moment Anniversary edition came out. Thinking about he did predict it would release at the end of the year when they first showed that awful mobile game 🤔

[@rikusschulze6249]

wanted to write something similar, about mandalore predicting the nids. And then thought "I should take a look if someone else thought the same"

[@IagoSB__0.0]

Blood Ravens: Hippity Hoppity your artifact is now my property

[@EMan-1920]

Puts a new spin to their new motto, "None shall find us wanting."

[@Bready_Player_Bun]

Merely Gifts you didn't know you were giving. For the glory of the Kender Kommandos, the Bloody Magpies!

[@Usual_User]

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[@doodguytheblank2403]

One mans treasure is another blood ravens property.

[@Deathbrecht]

@@doodguytheblank2403 amen.

[@SultanOfAwesomeness]

Of corse recovery of a titan is classified as “Strategic value absolute.” Anything else wold be technoheresy.

[@steveisthecommissar4013]

Id check your office the blood Angels we’re here but yes I’d agree

[@Cinkodacs]

@@steveisthecommissar4013 I wonder how many toasters were missing after the Blood Angels left.

[@steveisthecommissar4013]

John5HUN many

[@SoftisNelaris]

*Ravens

[@56bturn]

When you got the crew onto the Titan Invictus you can even hear them talk about how it's a holy work.

[@electric_boogaloo2114]

"Jungle planet with Tyranids"? Well, it's time to review the sequel.

[@reganhuitema4025]

I T S Q U I E T

[@vaniellys]

It's quiet... Too quiet...

[@belisarian6429]

@@vaniellys IT'S QUIET On scale 1 to 10, it's 2 quiet.

[@korstmahler]

Be on your guard.

[@Gruntvc]

No Activity!

[@MagpieDynamics]

*gaurdsman has a snack*

[@Archphoenix1]

"SPOOOOOOOOOOOOICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCE MORRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE" -An Orc every 30 seconds int his damn game

[@adamofblastworks1517]

Spice Marines. The spice must flow. Like blood on the battlefield. Idk where I'm going with this.

[@PsychoticAvian]

Just cave their skulls in that'll shut them up

[@SapunMan]

@@adamofblastworks1517 You're gonng to Arrakis, apparently.

[@adamofblastworks1517]

@@SapunMan Apparently indeed.

[@adamofblastworks1517]

Wait a minute... Archphoenix... are you in the Synthetik discord? Otherwise it's just someone with the same pfp and a similar name. Edit: it's one of the first Google images results for "Phoenix" so it's probably a pretty common pfp for people using Phoenix in their alias.

[@grahambinoreviews]

Whose here after space marine 2? Also the prediction about Tyranids on Kudaku is spot on.

[@netomeira796]

I had to pause to laugh at the “I’m no heretic!”

[@dashiellgillingham4579]

It came and went so fast.

[@Oscar-j6b]

Such a simple and effective joke.

[@jayfight1]

It was such a good edit for a short joke that just left me reeling

[@LemonRush7777]

I couldn't find that mod. You guys got a link?

[@Caysari]

its crazy how good that joke was I just cant stop laughing and giggling about it

[@UnkleKlumsy1353]

Its interesting you mentioned the music reminding you of starship troopers or robocop, because in the early days of 40k, the game was less serious and more along the lines of those movies in spirit. High violence, sarcastic, and a little less serious. It was in the later half of the 90s when they started going all serious, except with the orks

[@MandaloreGaming]

Understanding 40k is a gradient circle with "this is the deepest lore" on one end and "this is stupid" on the other, and fans of the franchise are eternally moving along it with the inevitable march of time.

[@magosmarechferracioli1128]

orkzorkzorkzorkzorkzorkzorkzorkzorkzORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZ *ORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZ*

[@moriskurth628]

@@MandaloreGaming Unless it's about Orks. For Orks, the sillier, the better.

[@adamofblastworks1517]

@@moriskurth628 WAAAAGH!

[@mrgabest]

@@moriskurth628 This is why I consider the orks and the eldar the true bearers of the 40k spirit. The orks are forever goofballs, and the eldar are forever cunts. If they were to change, 40k would not be 40k.

[@leviwuzere07]

"The sequel could be on a jungle planet full of Tyranids" In the buisness, we call that foreshadowing

[@electricbayonet2]

8:57 "These daemons can dodge my ammunition...but can they dodge _all_ my ammunition?" That quote is like the Ork (or 40k as a whole, really) equivalent of tech support asking if you tried turning it off and on again. "Oi, boss, dem eldar telly-portas are right dodgy! Wot do we do?" "You stupid git, use yer brain! If theyz dodgin yer dakka, use more dakka!" or, the CQC variant "Boss, it's them chaos boyz wiv da mega armor! None of our choppas can cut em!" "Is you usin the biggest choppa you got?" "No, boss, we-" "Den use da bigger choppa, squig-fer-brains! Wuz I the only one wot got in line when Mork wuz handin out kunning?"

[@charlesmcdowell9436]

Your orc speak is so good, I could read it all day lol.

[@yoshialmighty8324]

@@charlesmcdowell9436 Same. I was laughing out loud. I still am

[@TheWaluigiman1]

"Can they dodge all my ammunition?" You're quoting the Imperial guard, right?

[@monkeybusiness673]

As a guardsman, you now shit is knee-deep if you hear "Fasten Bayonets!" Which usually happens after trying to answer that question. Ahhh....the guard. It'll be fun, they said. See interesting places, they said....

[@pierre-mariecaulliez6285]

no, quoting His Most Loyal Imperial Guard would be more in the lines of : "They can't kill us ALL... Right ?"

[@jasonalcatraz5817]

T H E. W A L L. O F. G U N S

[@steveisthecommissar4013]

Ah yes one of favorites thay can’t

[@troyagarcia7709]

Tyranids in a jungle world you say

[@scienceme9794]

Happy Sanguinala, Brothers! The Emperor Protects!

[@actualgamer6286]

A somber sanguinala to all.

[@ChronicNOTAG]

HAPPY GREAT HORNED RAT DAY!

[@Siegberg91]

Papa nurgles blistering suprise day

[@warriorcrab1319]

And a merry Slaaneshmas to everyone. and I mean everyone, willing or not.

[@PoorManatee6197]

The time of reckoning is now, that wretched blood angel cryfest is BANNED!!

[@Skul1ManEXE]

"I... AM NO HERETIC!" -Captain Titus, clearly being a Heretic

[@JarveyRocksChannel]

"We'll find out in game two, but... now we'll never find out." That didn't age well. I'm only here because I wanted to know more about this series. Space Marine 2 looks awesome. Great Video btw.

[@danghostman2814]

Also; "...(A) big jungle planet of Tyranids" Welp. Half right.

[@LordVader1094]

@@danghostman2814 Fully right, cuz SM2 has jungles

[@homelessswede9675]

90% of my Deaths in this game is just Me trying to draw fire from guardsmen to save their lives

[@moriskurth628]

In that case you'd be a Salamander or Lamenter, or even a Black Dragon (depending on your interpretation of them) rather than an Ultramarine.

[@TheStonewall117]

Guardsmen: but sir, we’re guardsmen, we’re meant to be expendable. Astra militarum Lord general militant: not to me.

[@homelessswede9675]

Moris Kurth that’s way the omnissiah blesses us with mods

[@Siegberg91]

@@moriskurth628 captain Titus was not a normal Ultramarine but one if a great deal of flexibility and humanity. The ideal space marine which is a protector of humanity and not one of feel superior to it.

[@LordVader1094]

@@moriskurth628 Ultramarines aren't averse to protecting humans either.

[@Strideo1]

Whenever someone says a game "looks old" from this era I'm usually usually thinking "What? It looks fine." I think this is pretty much the graphical fidelity that I'm perfectly fine with.

[@ZacHawkins42]

Yup, love the graphics, perfectly suited for the game 👍

[@FoddyFogHorn]

At a certain point games are fine and anything past that is beautiful, even desirable, but not essential.

[@kjj26k]

Exactly how I feel. _Halo 3_ will never age, not to me.

[@typehere6689]

I ran this on a computer with a twin-core CPU and questionable graphics card. I am amazed by the fact that this game managed to run smooth on that computer.

[@ArcaneAzmadi]

Yeah, honestly I'm constantly exasperated by the way people harp on about graphics. The upcoming next generation means absolutely nothing to me, while I'm constantly facepalming about people gushing about "OMG it looks SO REALISTIC!" I'm 36. When I first started gaming, the cutting-edge was the Atari 2600 and the NES. I saw the transition from 8-bit to 16-bit, with the massively increased range of colours and detail and the first primitive 3D. I saw the transition from 16-bit to 32-bit and 64-bit, when 3D took over in all its low-poly, blurry-textured glory. I saw the jump to 128- and 256-bit in the 6th generation, the last one where we used bit ratings to measure power, where the polygon counts spiked drastically and the lighting effects began to get really impressive. And after that, everything has just been incremental polish. If you ask me, graphics peaked in 2004 with the likes of Doom 3 and Half-Life 2, when they reached the point that you didn't have to use your imagination to fill in the blanks. Everything that has followed in the subsequent 16 years has just been "looking nicer", mere window dressing. So people complaining that games from a mere 5 or 10 years ago "look old" just makes me roll my eyes and feel like going back to finish some of those PS2 games I haven't beaten yet.

[@smiley280]

And lo and behold, in space marine 2 there is a part where you fight Tyranids in a jungle setting! Emperor be praised!

[@NixxiomOnYouTube]

Nothing says Christmas like purging heresy for our Glorious God Emperor! 💪

[@Cinkodacs]

Purging orks makes everyone happy: humans are happy there are less orks, orks are happy because the shootas are shooting. It's the perfect gift for everyone!

[@fnamelname9077]

Super topical RN

[@MrFlashpoint1978]

Our Manly Manperor

[@theftparrot5750]

@@MrFlashpoint1978 Hi Horny Police here. I would like to issue you a warning

[@MrFlashpoint1978]

@@theftparrot5750 YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME OR MY HOMOEROTIC FANTASIES, COPPER!!! - Adeptus Custodes

[@JustSkram]

THE CODEX TITLES THIS MANEUVER "STEEL RAIN"

[@eyeballpapercut4400]

This kzbin.info/www/bejne/l6uzeJRrbt-EaNk

[@adam-vm3zj]

So anyway I started blasting

[@justinballou2203]

14:44 dude hit the freaking bullseye with this prediction!

[@BrandiPrime]

SPEHHS MAHREHNS

[@bannanafruitsalad]

What i came here for

[@Big_E_Soul_Fragment]

TODEH TEH ENEMY IS AT AOH DOH

[@Accentaur]

WE KNO OAR DUTEH AND WE WILL DEW IT!

[@alexfrost2799]

WE FITE FOR OUR HONOR AS BLOOD RAVENS, AS SPEHHS MAHREHNS, AND WE FITE IN TEH NAME OF TEH EMPRAH!

[@Kris-ck2md]

@@dweeeebreal TEH FEWLS! TEH COWHERDS!

[@Donnerbalken28]

A Mat Ward joke? You really ARE a son of the Imperium!

[@03dashk64]

Magic Medic that one caught me off guard!

[@anrikn]

or maybe he is a fa/tg/uy ?

[@Donnerbalken28]

@@anrikn Nah. Mandalore certainly is an elegan/tg/entleman.

[@faceless2302]

@@anrikn /v/ has somewhat regular 40k threads too, given the topic of his channel it wouldn't surprise me if he lurked there

[@TunnelDragon44]

This was actually my introduction to 40k, and it did do a reasonable job making me want to find out more about the universe. And now that I've developed a love for the adeptus mechanicus, I have to wonder: Where were THEY during the events of this game? Graian warriors are, according to the adeptus mechanicus codex, absurdly tenacious and refuse to give ground, so why aren't there hordes of skitarii infantry, sicarians (which are really, really good at turning orks into mulch) and even tech-priests on the front lines backing up the guardsmen with their big scary guns?

[@Powoga]

I think there's and audio log that states that they all got killed right at the start. This was before the Adeptus Mechanicus got its own codex and models, so I guess they thought people wouldn't really care about them.

[@REgamesplayer]

Budget concerns and lack of talent. Game barely manages to simulate guardsmen fighting orks which is a joke in itself in this game. Relic did not had resources to expand on anything else and game feels kinda hollow. It has great fundamentals, but everything around it is meh. Even environments which he praised in this video are largely highlights and it is little deceiving review. If you play this game, it has SOME nice areas while you slog through generic brown/grey mass of this game in narrow corridors.

[@emperorgameling5064]

@@REgamesplayer I played the game and I found the environments good, also he said there's a lot of drab and brown so that's not really a valid critique.

[@REgamesplayer]

@@emperorgameling5064 You mean, good brown trenches or huge empty brown corridors?

[@magosexploratoradeon6409]

@@REgamesplayer Well I mean... This IS a factory/warzone. Of course its mostly gonna be brown, even if they spice it up there's so much you can do with the concept of an industrial wartorn area.

[@LautrecOfCarim]

Merry Christmas I guess... It's a shame the Blood Ravens already "recovered" all of the presents though. Heh.

[@Kris-ck2md]

12-foot tall kleptomaniacs in massive, gleaming red armour that somehow never get caught. Only in WH40K, folks.

[@AAhmou]

Even the Inquisition got nothing on them because they manage to steal all the evidence.

[@DeadWayfes]

@@AAhmou they got a "relic" plasma or bolt pistol from an inquisitor, they found it on his "dead" body and just use it to "honour him" so yeah even inquisitors can have "accidents"

[@cattrucker8257]

They're the Santas of the setting, and that's where they get the presents.

[@rearera]

what's that other 40k game you showed?

[@ExValeFor]

I still have no idea how Relic pulled it off. Space Marine was a hypercompetent GoW clone that did a better job of portraying a Space Marine's authentic power than any game prior, or anything that came out later for that matter. Shame it was a flash in the pan. Oh well, at least the proposed sequel ideas were really dumb. Just had to come out in the days of forced MP modes. Nobody played those, so any good ideas were inevitably buried. This game's multiplayer was dug up and reused as Eternal Crusade, but we all know how that turned out... It deserved better.

[@MandaloreGaming]

I think everyone hoped Eternal Crusade to be 40K PlanetSide and it just ended up being...what it was. Even Dark Millenium might've been better.

[@ExValeFor]

@@MandaloreGaming At least it was ahead of its time, right? The journey from roadmap to release was ludicrous back then, but these days, it's par for the course for any AAA game! Yeah that's not the sort of ground you want to break...

[@Karaksonen]

@@MandaloreGaming 40k Planetside.. it still hurts when i realized how EC crashed harder than the Blackstone Fortress into Cadia...

[@setanta3741]

I like eternal crusade gotta get any 40k fix I can

[@efirizaki5656]

This relic was from the Age of the grate crusade and was blessed by the emperor himself Prase the omnisia...

[@lanestewart7836]

….like a big jungle planet full of Tyranids …oddly specific now

[@Arlios]

I remember this game when I was watching TotalBiscuit raving about how he loved this game. Rest in peace John

[@leetorry]

Sigh...R.I.P

[@MansMan42069]

TotalBitch

[@StarTrek0871]

Such a great video from him, he was clearly enjoying it way too much. Watching this video just makes me kinda sad :(

[@oddacity5883]

Sylas Grayson You must be fun at funerals

[@felathar1985]

He turned up to be a bitch in the end

[@titanjakob1056]

Why don’t we take the WARLORD CLASS TITAN and push it somewhere else? - God Emperor Patrick Star

[@kanalkucker14]

xxxDD

[@plutarchvonpluto6439]

That idea might just be crazy enough... to get us all killed! -Warmaster Squidward Lupercal

[@Sassy_Witch]

you know... that doesnt even sound that silly for warcraft

[@noneofyourbusiness7965]

@@Sassy_Witch you mean warhammer?

[@AfferbeckBeats]

@@Sassy_Witch you mean minecraft?

[@MrSchnorkel]

I always saw Space Marine as a good game, but also a prototype for a really great game. The core gameplay and combat feel is very good, with fluid switching from ranged to melee and nice jetpack bits. Now if the sequel had more a more engaging story and more interesting characters, as well as additional enemy variety (we got lots of factions to brutalize), it could be quite amazing.

[@Captain23222]

Red and Green space marine shooting Orks as Deck the Halls plays? Alright. I'm in.

[@ereder1476]

LMAO i died at the chaos marine mod when he shouted "I AM NO HERETIC!"

[@tastyscavenger]

"Planet full of tyranids" The universe has heard your plea Mandalore.

[@captaincancer7786]

2:00 If I had a nickle every time Mandalore compared something in the 40k universe to Rhode Island, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a whole lot but it's weird that it happened twice

[@angelartiyalvt9574]

Everything in 40K is the size of Rhode Island.

[@DrunkenCoward1]

I am not kidding, literally minutes ago I was thinking “I wonder if Mandalore has ever played that Space Marine game“ and then this video pops out of the warp like an aborted worshiper of Papa Nurgle. I think this is proof that Psykers are real and also that I am one.

[@Lrripper]

*inquision would like to know your location*

[@Donnerbalken28]

Hello there, would you like to come aboard this compelety harmless and unsuspisious black spaceship?

[@mortemtyrannus8813]

Yes, commissar, this bolt magnet here.

[@Kris-ck2md]

I grabbed the game less than a week ago, and then this happens. I swear, humanity is prone to some weird hivemind bullshit sometimes.

[@Accentaur]

The League of Blackships would like to know your segmentum.

[@bigfatpandalaktana2747]

14:45 HE PREDICTED IT

[@landonmarek7524]

*Sits on Santa's lap* "What do you want for Christmas, Timmy?" *Yanks off his fake beard and tosses it in fireplace* "AN END TO THIS HERESY."

[@JerkyMurky]

"Youre like an atomic bomb is an atomic bomb was a big metal fist." Yeah, that perfectly describes what a space marine actually is i think.

[@Arrestedrabbit]

Captain Titus is back again in time for Christmas after all these years boys. PRAISE THE EMPEROR!

[@inqntrol2047]

STOP THE SPACE MAR- "STOMP"

[@EMan-1920]

You forgot the guttural AAAAAAUUGH!

[@nathangonmad]

'I, AM NO HERETIC'

[@leandro_lp83]

He said, with a giant chaos symbol at his chest XD

[@LifeWulf]

@@leandro_lp83 Don't forget the red eyes!

[@SirSmite]

Y O U L I E

[@Caysari]

I literally died of laughter during that scene

[@DatDude0925]

While chilling with the forces of Chaos. Lol I was hoping someone else noticed how hilarious that was.

[@noctopus114]

"But can they dodge all my ammunition? No, they cant!" The pure joy in his voice, inspiring

[@jackhealy3328]

Mandalore giving us one hell of a Christmas present!

[@kanalkucker14]

Yeah! Orcs top kill for everyone * happy*

[@Tzumaoable]

"The game is nearly a decade old..." Wait, what? That game was released over 8 years ago? I would have put it at something like 4-5 ... Well, I guess this video at least captures the "I can't believe yet another year has already passed" feeling that always comes with the season...

[@Darkgun231]

Ugh, I feel old...

[@AfferbeckBeats]

Yeah, I recall this being the last physical game I ever purchased, thinking it was about 5 years ago. It came out September 2011!

[@lukepavitt4603]

4 years later, and space marine 2 comes out and starts on a jungle planet full of tyranids...

[@ozemandea18]

Warhammer space marine: A game about a blue assault fridge curb stomping fungus men into goo. Simple and fun.

[@viettrungtran4500]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULL FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

[@Accentaur]

MILK FOR THE KHORNEFLAKES!

[@MrJjlee]

DO YOU HERE THE VOICES, TOO?

[@nfwrambo]

SANITY, IS FOR THE WEAK!

[@Sassy_Witch]

Yes Mr. Inquisitor these ones

[@marley7868]

ARTIFACTS FOR THE BLOOD RAVENS!

[@Gobboparty]

honestly the gigabrain call with jungle planet and tyranids a year before 2 was announced is so funny

[@AlozarLorandul]

"The game is nearing a decade old now..." Please, never say that in a video again. I didn't need that reminder that I'm getting old.

[@red_cosplay]

yes, your life is wasted away gradually

[@Sephyroth97]

TB would be proud, may he rest in peace.

[@Sataja]

I was about to type in a comment about not mentioning him in this review, but I changed my mind. Gone, but not forgotten.

[@imerror6224]

@@Sataja He shall be forever remembered as the Emperor's finest.

[@Siegberg91]

@@imerror6224 and one of best waaghbosses

[@Baldarq]

Indeed, I got this game based on TB's review of it. Weren't many 40k games he squeed at.

[@Siegberg91]

@@Baldarq still rember how he liked to ram with orcs ship in Battlefleet Gothic

[@mikevismyelement]

The fucking player model swap to the chaos marine was hilarious

[@t1nkerium]

"I got to see a Space Marine before the end..."

[@thatmeatguy8418]

That JPEG of the inquisitor accompanied by the music is the most threatening thing I have ever seen

[@jonthulhu]

Mandy’s Inquisition bit is my favorite of his long running bits

[@MsRmart999]

"Sequel on a jungle planet of tyranids", if only he knew

[@bronsilverstring5874]

We need a sequel.

[@peterbarca8783]

It was cancelled indefinitely. Like that worthless corpse emperor.

[@aaa72317]

@@peterbarca8783 Yes, sister Canoness, this one over here.

[@helloj1680]

Peto Barca The inquisition would like to have a word with you

[@tylerulfmann4586]

Peto Barca the emperor power shines through the warp while your thirsting gods of billion of cursed souls failed 12 consecutive black crusades with the last one bring cadia into the warp to beat your daemonic asses

[@ls200076]

@@aaa72317 That sister of yours probed the wrong ass! My ass hurts now ffs, she even giggled and threatened me to forcefully use the act of nonconcent intercourse. Can you please ask her to stop harassing the wrong person.

[@abhinandandutta2079]

THE CODEX ASTARTES DOES SUPPORT THIS ACTION Merry Christmas MandaloreGaming

[@Frosty-yy7oq]

"I always thought a sequel might be a kind of opposite to this game. It would be on a big jungle planet of Tyranids. well for the time being, I don't think any of us are seeing that." WELL BROTHER HAVE I GOT SOME NEWS FOR YOU

[@TitaniumRobotSeacow]

LOSE THE JUNGLE

[@Frosty-yy7oq]

@@TitaniumRobotSeacow "Planets" plural, is what was written in the FAQ, so it's still not impossible.

[@BornofIron]

Favorite sound clip 2:55 "STOP DA SPAYCE MAHAAAAGAAGGAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH" something has gotta be said about the charm in ultraviolence. Thanks for the christmas gift, my man.

[@silvermarksman6834]

"But can they dodge all my ammunition?" No they can't, because of all the complicated lore in 40k there is one universal truth... More Dakka, is not a suggestion, and always an improvement

[@easadventures1349]

"A big jungle planet of Tyranids" that aged perfectly lol

[@troIIdier]

"Matt Ward stand-in" Mandalore I love you

[@ufuk5872]

The head stomp finisher always put a smile on my face.

[@claycarmine7466]

Same

[@Marcusianery]

"Tyranids", well Mandy sure was right on that one!

[@desmondrhea6942]

Was thinking the same thing