Warhammer 40k: Space Marine in a nutshell

[@anangrymarine9174]

"WHERE DID THE ORKS BREACH THE GUN BATTERY?" "That's where the Orks breached the gun battery!" "OH."

[@eduardo7677]

Oblivion dialogue in a nutshell

[@evaphoenix]

"Acording the the CODEX ASTARTES, we are absolutely fucked." -Yup that sounds exactly like what Guilliman would write.

[@Buzzy_Bland]

That “oh” should be about 20 sizes smaller.

[@shadowprogamer6]

"I'm covered in blood! Where are the holy wet wipes?!" Damn it. This got me

[@monsterhiddenfromthesun210]

Because you know it's true.

[@N0_F1le]

@@monsterhiddenfromthesun210 indeed XD

[@TheCookie69]

Hello sorry I'm late i have a box of the HOLY wet wipes

[@N0_F1le]

@@TheCookie69 thanks *wipes a drop of ork blood on armor* finally i am clean

[@killaonmoco]

I'll admit it, I laughed so hard where I was working at people looked at me but idc

[@youtubewatcher6719]

The amount of warhammer lore Zanny knows makes me very happy

[@lorenzofernando9122]

Same

[@KyleAlexis]

Amen.

[@Seti12345]

Not enough clearly since he thinks Orcs breed

[@worldeater2414]

It does too, but he gets some stuff wrong lol

[@imperialfist2304]

It makes me happy too, I will deploy a squad to only blast his kneecaps for his knowledge of heresy also astounds me.

[@goodbyejeffery]

"I want to fight some Tyranids!" Well, that actually aged really well.

[@ChaplainPhantasm]

Aged beautifully, like Whiskey

[@conlanbadger7032]

I want to see more Necrons in Warhammer 40k video games

[@ChaplainPhantasm]

​@@conlanbadger7032Prepare for the game to last hours, or even days.

[@stankobarabata2406]

@@conlanbadger7032 Well, good news, Mechanicus 2 is also coming.

[@zmangkrd5312]

Aged very well, were two weeks away from Space Marine 2 lol

[@tanbay22]

"Master has given dobby a gunshot wound, dobby is dead.” jesus christ dude

[@ogxbongz3539]

I laughed a little too hard at that one

[@dean2_]

Master has presented dobby with a glock

[@ethanrobbins5008]

Poor Snotling

[@Tydusis1]

Well....that does make dobby free xD

[@bigmikk63]

Technically, a self propelled uranium tipped high explosive bolt wound.

[@bernardobastos5996]

"It's a primarch!" If it was a primarch, credits would have rolled.

[@RevenantRants]

Unless if it was Angron, Magnus, Lorgar, Mortarian, or peruterabo

[@kenya6497]

@the Emperor of man how do you know if he isn't one of the lost primarch's

[@krullachief669]

@@RevenantRants Credits would have still rolled, they just wouldn't have been happy credits.

[@m4sherman926]

the Emperor of man hey what’s up me

[@mistryeag1e]

Unless it's Abaddon of course

[@CyberDagger003]

"ROMA INVICTA!!! Wait, that's not..." He's an Ultramarine. We'll let this one slide.

[@TheRealGamada]

Well, ultramarines are directly inspired by the thirteenth legion, lead by Caesar during Gaul war. They were veterans, all in one legion (6000 men) to make a powerful elite battle corp.

[@CyberDagger003]

@@TheRealGamada Yeah, the joke was about the Ultramarines being Space Romans. Though that detail you mentioned is news to me. So the thirteenth legion is the thirteenth legion? That's super cool.

[@TheRealGamada]

@@CyberDagger003 yup, 6000 angry and experimented guys with red shield and the coolest commander you can have.

[@CyberDagger003]

@@TheRealGamada I'm actually taking the first steps into building an Ultramarines army that I will convert to have their Roman influences stand out a lot. My Ancient will be wearing a lion pelt, I'll be replacing my Bladeguard's shields with something resembling a scutum with Ultramarines heraldry, my power swords will be replaced by a gladius where practical, all my sergeants will have pteruges on their belts, captains and lieutenants will have helmet crests matching those of centurions and optios respecively... I'm also considering painting their shields and tunics red, but I'm not 100% committed to that yet.

[@TheRealGamada]

@@CyberDagger003 for me, if you want to paint your figures in red, admech welcomes you. With the new PA, they are really banging.

[@jakehenry305]

“You gotta do the slow walk in front of the guardsmen, they love the slow walk” He predicted Titus slow walking in the trailer for space marine 2

[@Web-man_]

Actually true

[@Ghostprince31]

Fr😂

[@cuboidham]

“how much sex did they have?” fun fact, orks are actually just giant mushrooms who blast out spores when they die that eventually grow more orks, and once orks get onto a planet it’s almost impossible to get them out without blasting the planet into an inhospitable lifeless rock as much as the greenskins are 40ks comedic relief, they’re also kinda terrifying, like if the moss on your garden wall grew to the size of a gorilla, made a chainsaw out of your dishwasher, and beat the shit out of you with it

[@MrBizteck]

Make a chainsaw out of a dishwasher ? Thats impossible..... Welcome to Ork Logic . I love the bastards!!!!

[@readyjoe6427]

Which is also why their never ending war with the Nids is both best and worst thing for the galaxy.

[@cuboidham]

@@readyjoe6427 oh big time only one of them will win, but everybody else is gonna lose hardcore

[@snoox27]

Thank the Old Ones for their creation!! Waaaghhh

[@snoox27]

@Chapter master Cato wow so edgy bro

[@MI_HI_]

“Tech priest? Oh you mean those shmucks at the apple store” Best line ever

[@chasedean4032]

Beep boop toster wifu no happy

[@andresgomeziii]

If apple was run by the adeptus mechanicus we would still have the original Iphone 1

[@gasperlenic8949]

@@andresgomeziii but with more toaster. and SKULLS

[@AsiwaritXR]

Nooo i main admech

[@theblackbaron4119]

The toaster humpers

[@BigViskus]

"The only thing you should feel after shooting someone, is *Recoil* . " -Sun Tzu, The art of war

[@i3lackfusion]

You humans feel recoil? Pathetic

[@Muenni]

More like Simo Häyhä.

[@Scarletraven87]

I doubt bows have recoil but ok

[@lukeroodt7973]

This is the most badass quote

[@Queue3612]

Really? i thought it was alexander the great

[@ethribin4188]

"Greenskins? Are you trying to get the Emperor cancled on twitter?" Perfection!

[@taqresu5865]

Twitter is long gone by the 41st Millennium lol

[@mattmark94]

@Taqresu one of the few positive things about the grim darkness of the far future

[@taqresu5865]

@@mattmark94 I wholeheartedly agree.

[@Nick-st4hb]

@@taqresu5865 Twitter evolved in Warhammer and now is Nurgle realm

[@taqresu5865]

@@Nick-st4hb that makes sense lol

[@freakkyser]

"The orc ship just looks like a flying monster truck" Well you aren't too far from the truth

[@Zaprozhan]

It is an accurate assessment.

[@augmenautus]

Yeah their ships in battle fleet gothic are pretty close to that.

[@SexiestSnowLeopard]

IF WEZ TAKES DA WHEELS OFF DA BIG ROLLAH AND PUT DA ROCKETS ON INSTEAD, AND MAYBE PAINT IT RED, DO YA FINK IT'LL FLY?

[@HunhowsShadowStalker]

@@SexiestSnowLeopard OF KORS IT WILL FLY, YA GIT! YA MADE IT RED, AND RED MAKEZ IT TAKE OFF FASTAH! ALSO, GIVEZ IT PURPLE BITZ! PURPLE MAKEZ IT SNEEKIAH! HUMIEZ NEVER NO WAT HIT 'EM!

[@SexiestSnowLeopard]

@@HunhowsShadowStalker PURPLE? OI AIN'T NEVAH SEENS NO PURPLE ORKS!

[@armandhernandez4740]

“Show me a fortress and I’ll show you a ruin” is a pretty metal line not gonna lie.

[@enklavegeneral9077]

Rogal Dorn dislike this

[@DimitriKurkov]

@@enklavegeneral9077Perturabo like this.

[@WayneRoberts72]

yepperoonie

[@hamper6511]

Asdrubael Vect Wishes to construct more spikey spikey stuff

[@djnotnice8416]

Its up there with "I do not fear you" "Then you will die braver than most"

[@Squeaktoymk2]

"I heard some heresy and came as quickly as i could!" Finally we have found something that the Imperium and Chaos have in common.

[@siegfried1422]

Well played. Now... *BURN IN HOLY FIRE*

[@nippon19]

LMAO, best comment

[@thattigercat]

Well, it fits the slaanesh-affiliated chaos forces anyway

[@thedoomslayer8900]

@@thattigercat In more than one way

[@alexanderthegreat6682]

Oh god I'm the 666'th like, is that heresy?

[@TARINunit9]

The Slow Walk in front of the Guardsman is legitimately my favorite thing in this game (if we include the combat section beforehand). These guys consider it a blessing from the Emperor just to LOOK at you, and after the months of fighting they earned it

[@mattmark94]

this comment is even better after that SM2 trailer

[@iTxip]

To those who fight valiantly the emperor sends forth his angels

[@real10002]

'Aliens more like gayliens' -Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

[@comradekenobi6908]

Ahh, blueberries

[@MrViki60]

A CHAD WARDEN PRODUCTION

[@imperialfist2304]

Isn’t using a melta on them a war crime sir? Nonsense Guardsman! They’re Xenos! Should you propose this war crime idea more I will have to shoot you.

[@ShadowReaper-pu2hx]

Godamn gay greenskins.

[@umbraviventem]

@@imperialfist2304 it's a war crime not to use it lol

[@TheDuke7]

“Warhammer’s version of a recon droid is a SKULL!” ....No one tell him about the flying, vat-grown baby corpses.

[@noblealpha3382]

The. What.

[@noblealpha3382]

For once, I am uncertain if I should thank you.

[@Callsign_Bear]

What in the Kentucky fried fuck

[@festethephule7553]

Grimdark

[@noblealpha3382]

@@festethephule7553 they all about that VIBE

[@Sk1pp3rR1p]

"The Ork Ship just looks like a flying Monster Truck" A perfect summarization of Orks in general.

[@dogalrorn]

Colored red, so it's fasta

[@nickypenn5841]

"The ork ship looks like a flying monster truck." Lore-wise, this is quite accurate. But instead of mashing smaller cars into pancakes, Ork ships (or roks) _level cities and smash worlds._

[@neon6352]

well, if the Orks believe hard enough they could make a monster truck fly... its all about believing

[@attilakovacs5040]

Neon they can create anything from almost everything at hand.....as i have watched what they’re capable of in creativity wise......

[@lordasher6293]

Wft

[@attilakovacs5040]

Asher Jamal what didn’t you got from what i said?

[@lordasher6293]

No

[@RoboticTable]

"The Codex Astartes does not support this action." The Codex Astartes also doesn't support TURNING YOUR BATTLE-BROTHERS OVER TO THE INQUISITION LEANDROS!

[@bishopofmaonshan4629]

Usually astartes hand them over to the Chapter's chaplain However, Leandros has a brain the size of peas

[@LordTyph]

It should have been Sarge they gave him too. Would have had a Space Marine Guardsman.

[@Aurora07]

"Shut the fuck up Leandros"

[@drizzitdude]

ESPECIALLY AFTER THEY KILL A CHAOS LORD LEANDROS

[@SiegeTF]

Leandros did nothing wrong; if not for the fact that the good captain shrugged off psychic attacks and a warp explosion he would have been turned over the the Chaplainhood and a panel of his peers (like in the Ultramarines novels), but that was some next-level stuff. He's probably leading a squad in the Deatheatch now, so it's all good.

[@doctorscientist7570]

“The imperium of man is environmentally friendly.” *laughs in forge planet*

[@avatariroh0543]

*laughs in exterminatus*

[@agathaking4255]

*laughs in Armageddon*

[@stanleywhitfield9941]

Hive world

[@nicholaswilson9194]

*Laughs in Krieg*

[@EinsamPibroch278]

You can't harm the planet's environment if it doesn't have an environment.

[@Greggogrande97]

3:30 Calling Drogan the "sketchy Inquisitor" As opposed to all of those trustworthy, well-intentioned Inquisitors

[@tech-adeptzeth1648]

Yes.

[@kreigguardsman3355]

Amberly Vail is less sketchy then most

[@Ghostof17War]

I‘m just gonna drop one name here, brothers: Kryptman

[@ChaplainPhantasm]

@@Ghostof17War I mean...He still is a bit of an ass

[@gabeargenti7931]

Yes the “innocence doesn’t mean you’re free to go, we have the ability to destroy planets if we wanted to” inquisition

[@Username18981]

"are you trying to get the emperor cancelled on Twitter." Zanny can see the future

[@modakkagitplugga]

Believe it was the captain of The Gal Vorbak of The Word Bears, Argel Tal who said "...Genocide is supposed to be righteous". Actually has a strong argument in 40k

[@jonaselze9316]

Imagine reading this two days after Trump got banned...

[@darrenwang8879]

If he gets cancelled, the Emps will psychically destroy the lives of those traitors like how he destroyed his enemies in the Unification Wars.

[@DaddyCabby]

He must be a psycher

[@thebighurt2495]

"The Ork ship looks like a flying monster truck." You've just succintly described every single Ork vehicle EVER.

[@philiphockenbury6563]

Every Ork vehicle can fly if given enough dakka to propel itself.

[@r1ptidee]

Red go fasta

[@anangrymarine9174]

Fairly certain that the Minmatar are just reincarnated Orks that learned how to read

[@philiphockenbury6563]

@@anangrymarine9174 So Ork Kommandos.

[@RabidlyTaboo]

@@r1ptidee NO. PURPLE GO FASTEST

[@ollanius_papyrus80]

“The ork ship just looks like a flying monster truck.” That’s literally what they are, dude. All ork vehicles are just variations of a monster truck.

[@beastwarsFTW]

That or trashcans.

[@SiegeTF]

Dis one looks like a Gravedigga, but it 'andles like a Bigfoot.

[@iESCAP1SM]

Except their spaceships. Those are ASTEROIDS with JET ENGINES for erm more control? I guess?

[@JohnnyTromboner]

@@iESCAP1SM MORE GO

[@inthefade]

Red is FASTER.

[@TheNightower]

"I heard some heresy and I came here as quickly as I could" every space marines' minds.

[@p4ladin167]

"tHe COdeX DOeS nOt sUPPoRT thIS aCtiON...'' WELL I CAN'T READ

[@Joshua-vl3ox]

P4ladin isn’t that from RussianBadger?

[@p4ladin167]

@@Joshua-vl3ox you bet your sweet bippy it is. He's also a Warhammer vet, and he made a vid on 40K Space marine a few years back

[@greyknightjusticar8412]

Brother I am pinned here!!

[@Minotaur-ey2lg]

“The space book says this is bad.”

[@christopherreynolds4506]

"Sound like a buncha NERDS!" "Blood for the blood God!!!" "There is clearly some herasy here."

[@delltan23]

"Master has given Dobby a gunshot wound!" "Dobby is deeeaaad..."

[@mitchells7634]

"Astartes! Do you want a sword or chainsaw as your melee weapon?" "Yes!"

[@weldonwin]

"Give me the Giant Hammer that is wreathed in lightning"

[@mitchells7634]

@@weldonwin As soon as the Mechanicus find the STC for it, we will build you another one. Please be patient, we are organizing our toasters

[@Zaprozhan]

In the distant past... Bolter with chainsword BAYONET!

[@MansMan42069]

"Custodes! Do you want a melee or ranged weapon?" "Yes."

[@DGneoseeker1]

Elsewhere: "Could I have one of those and a powerfist?" And the chainfist was born.

[@TheCConnoll1]

Reporting back to watch this again with the announcement of the second game. The Imperium is pleased.

[@jonbaxter2254]

Blessed be the Emperor...

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

Also Zanny may or may not be a Psyker

[@byzantine2516]

The orks actually reproduce by spreading their spores in the ground and growing out of it. The orks are fungus

[@scottland8698]

Orks are the vegan option

[@54fedase90]

They don't know sex, cause they don't have womans, and probably dicks

[@imperialfist2304]

They’re dirty Xenos that’s what they are

[@williambeck2372]

I always thought they were a bunch of FUN GUYS.

[@inserisciunnome]

Space Marine:"what we eating today?" Chef: "Fungus Soup!" Orks: *SWEATING*

[@thedarkadmiral3627]

“Lucky for us, chaos is my middle name” ... “H E R E S Y” “Wait no-“

[@strangent404a7]

*bolter noises intensify*

[@lordofshades9852]

Slayer is my last name

[@jackt4595]

@@lordofshades9852 well saved astarte,but we will watch you closely

[@Deargodwhat]

Zanny: "This Sketchy Inquisitor" Imperial Guard: "First time?" Imperial Citizen: "I don't think he knows.."

[@stormtrooper612]

With the trailer of the second installment of this game just revealed less then 48 hours ago, I think it's fair to demand a follow up video now.

[@theonlyzanny]

it's coming

[@stormtrooper612]

@@theonlyzanny Hell yeah!!

[@andrewmichael9201]

“Just assisting the sketchy Inquisitor” That’s redundant Zanny

[@caedes4367]

Sounding kinda... heretical there...

[@aspacemarine3749]

*loads bolter* wanna say that again

[@Southern_Crusader]

Me: Grabs umbrella for the inevitable headshot.

[@lepurpleboi3266]

Hey Killer Joy any chance you have a second umbrella

[@turtl3playz303]

Said every dark angel ever

[@thewayfarer8849]

"ROMAN PUNCH"- Immortalized Unknown Terran Ancestor, speech recorded upon Macragge

[@dreliq981]

Is Terran from the uh... "Expedition"?

[@MarcusLPope323]

"It looks better than Halo Infinite". I laughed and I cried

[@rpbp4468]

Ah yes, the laughcry

[@jimvenanzio6561]

thought that was just Harambe with discount 3D graphics from 2001....

[@Fugginshidmypant]

I had to unlike so it stays at 666 because I hate this but *im also in this photo*

[@anjaneyasreetrout2444]

Next thing someone will play Pacman and then say **it looks better than Halo Infinite**

[@omnipotentazathoth5215]

but where are those good old fashioned values on which we used to rely

[@ariffiqbal168]

"I wanna kill some Tyranid!" -zanny 10 years later...we got the sequel and its fucking bug extermination time my BROTHERS

[@kylekissack4633]

Oh yes brother.. it shall be glorious for the imperium! Only in death does my duty end!

[@WarPaintClub]

Just another bug hunt!

[@jonathanathor117]

Me: kills a cockroach and eat locust. Every Tyranid in the universe even the hivemind: Mom come pick me up I'm scared.

[@lealien9247]

Normie be like ”wait, is this in the lore?” 40k fans: ”perhaps”

[@sebastianrodriguez9452]

I'm a normie and I dont get the reference of him showing the bloody nose thing

[@johncantu379]

@@sebastianrodriguez9452 as a fan, its because the lore is super long and complex.

[@ProdTenski]

Mr Andy the lore is basically the world is miserable and nothing can be normal NOTHING

[@beowulf4545]

Its probably there after Conrad died or Lorgar was molested by a priest

[@molloch5995]

@@sebastianrodriguez9452 imagine someone wrote a entire universe in around 50 books of great story... thats the prologue. And then imagine endless bad writes messing with it, causing plot holes, where noone really knows what is canon and what isnt.

[@phoenix-kingz]

“Are we the baddies?” It’s 40k everyones the baddie

[@regiman222]

I'm just now learning about this universe, but even I know this to be true.

[@loganjblack]

@Diego Marra the tau have enslaved entire species and use them as meatshields, the tyranid hivemind is incredibly intelligent yet still gets far more biomass than it needs and will eventually eat all biomass in the universe which would cause the tyranids to starve out.

[@beastwarsFTW]

It's relative most factions can be good or bad, except dark eldar, the universe would be better if they were all dead.

[@jeffthemercenary]

Some are probably good? But dark eldars is certianly not good

[@JuggyBohab]

@@beastwarsFTW yea...dark eldar are just vile. fucking xenos filth of the highest order

[@beemy.6923]

Space marine: *has red armor* “Nice war paint” “It’s not war paint...”

[@nick_a91]

world eater moment

[@TheDubDisciple]

@@nick_a91 Ngl I always hated that piece of lore. They never cleaned their armor ever? The smell alone would be insane and Space Marine's have a much more acute sense of smell then a baseline human. That's not even considered what congealed viscera and bone would do to some of their power armor joints or servo bundles. I know its cool and interesting but its never made a lick of sense to me even for the so called Berserker legion

[@joshtopher1049]

Even after you play Warhammer, Kirin has more testosterone.

[@thesingularityproject4042]

**apply cold water to burn**

[@nono-kr7um]

then he shall enjoy it while he still has his balls

[@mattgoodwin3308]

"Master has given dobby a gunshot wound"

[@Mestari1Gaming]

What a gift!

[@a_channel2545]

“Dobby is deeeaaaadddd!”

[@Bynx08]

"Why are there so many Orks? How much breeding had to happen?" None, Orks grow underground like fungus. They're mushrooms

[@Sylinnilys]

Thats why whenever the PDF loses ground, is cut off and starving, the inquisition roasts some mushrooms for them.

[@fumarc4501]

Nosebleed

[@marakalos3838]

Best option to kill them is literally burn them so their dying bodies don't release surviving spores. The flames destroy the spores and make their normal decomposition impossible. Pass the flamer. THE HEAVY FLAMER.

[@walterwhite6643]

TIME TO MAKE SOME MUSHROOM SOUP!

[@telurbiru1711]

Just exterminatus them god-emperor dammit

[@chrischu3974]

I've come back to rewatch this masterpiece after the release of Space Marine II's trailer. *FOR THE EMPEROR!*

[@Dgriddle]

“i will pet Kirin for every like this video gets” alright boys time to break out the 1000 fake accounts we each have so Kirin knows how much of a good boy he is.

[@thrownoshade9054]

Bestest boy

[@cheesenugget1314]

I feel bad for Zannys hand it’s going to be broken again

[@yorkie1780]

It's rumored he's still getting petted.

[@JoshdaKnight]

Gotcha covered.

[@chickenfeeet]

the time has come exeCUTE order 76

[@galacticyeet2732]

"They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give of themselves to me. Like clay I shall mold them and in the furnace of war I shall forge them. They shall be of iron will and steely sinew. In great armor I shall clad them and with the mightiest weapons they shall be armed. They will be untouched by plague or disease; no sickness shall blight them. They shall have such tactics, strategies and machines that no foe will best them in battle. They are my bulwark against the Terror. They are the defenders of humanity. They shall be my Space Marines... and they shall know no fear." - The Emperor of Mankind

[@Joawlisdoingfine]

"BET" - CHAOS GODS

[@zeta970]

.

[@krullachief669]

40K has some great quotes.

[@greenrice5099]

Earl Josh Beloria nice

[@Master-Bait]

gib thumbnail

[@necrophadian]

"This game has lots of gears of war mechanics" Except spess muhreen has no pissy cover system YOU are the cover

[@imperialergardist2788]

*My Face is my shield*

[@edboy5418]

My faith and belief in the Emperor IS my shield.

[@bobmartin9918]

*Guardsman peeks out from behind Titus*

[@karl-olavlunde4692]

"Cover is for the weak".

[@hallowedbeyourdays]

Put it this way - if it's big or bad enough to make a Space Marine think twice about being in it's way, cover probably won't help much anyway.

[@AwsomeDude2471]

11:45 Zanny’s realisation about how screwed everyone just became is pretty impressive.

[@rabmoran8760]

I almost pissed myself laughing at “master has given Dobby a gunshot wound.” All hail the master of the Zan clan

[@snoox27]

My daughter is Harry Potter obsessed and even she loved this joke.

[@zeta970]

I feel like saying “ sketchy inquisitor” is a little redundant

[@jodofe4879]

Yeah, being sketchy is pretty much a part of the Inquisition's job description

[@LordElpme]

pretty much, Sketchy is pretty much part of the title Inquisitor, just like Corrupt is with Starfleet Admirals

[@AAhmou]

LordElpme Same for redundant with the High Lords of Terra.

[@evaphoenix]

It is a bit like saying "Annoying influncer" or "shitty mobile game"

[@isaacintner5831]

@@AAhmou how dare you associate captain general Trajan Valoris with redundancy. He singlehandedly redeems the high lords.

[@mitchellenderson7194]

Zanny: “I-It’s a Primarch!” The Ultramarines: “Think we could stuff this one in a box, too?”

[@CamH-mc5wt]

*NO PATHETIC BOX CAN HOLD ME* - Magnus the Red

[@lucasbeck1391]

@@CamH-mc5wt yet it did

[@Theuselessguitarist]

@@CamH-mc5wt where… where are those ultramarines…

[@isaacmabbley4870]

Magnus be like

[@sirwaylonthe1st239]

​@@CamH-mc5wt Yet Bjorn, who is in effect a walking box, beat his ass TWICE.

[@draknight5081]

“The imperium of man knows no recoil nor defeat, no fear. AAAA-“

[@sintenpiet9745]

Zanny: makes joke about horny orks Everyone....... 40K fans: *dusts off second edition ork codex* WeLL AcTUallY oRKs DOn'T dO ThE sEXy..........

[@noahmoufarrij1254]

... and neither do we

[@ivovonbank8895]

im ashamed to admit that i thought that exact thing

[@mantafish]

Oh they do the sexy. It's just with a lot of blood

[@NovaYote]

@@mantafish That's the Dark Eldar

[@mantafish]

@@NovaYote they have the best blood orgies. I can't disagree

[@sharprevan9878]

"Space marines haven't been given sensitivity training." And the rest of the Imperium has?

[@AquaticLotus7552]

Inquisition specifically but yeah

[@artemisorwhatever9828]

The inquisition exists, so...yea.

[@artemisorwhatever9828]

@id gaf How are you going to use grammar properly without pronouns, tho

[@qenten05]

@@artemisorwhatever9828 Easy, everyone gets punched equally as a greeting.

[@artemisorwhatever9828]

@@qenten05 Do punches just replace pronouns all together? "Hey Steve! How are *Punch* today?" IF so, I'd be down for that

[@tristismagnis4567]

Zanny: Who could have expected this? Everyone in the known universe: NoBoDy ExPeCtS tHe InQuIsItIoN!

[@deathscar9910]

Damn I'd love to see Zanny's reaction when they announced the sequel yesterday at the Game Awards haha.

[@CheeseDanish85]

Fun fact: W40K Orkz are sentient fungi. They literally pop out of the ground in great swarms. Second fun fact: Their machines and gear only work because they think so. They have the ability to make something reality as long as they all think the same thing. So, they slap together metal parts in the shape of a rocket, and because they think it is a rocket, it is, and it works. Also, they paint things red because, RED GOES FASTAH!, and so it does. Thank god they don't realize consciously how this ability works!

[@quannguyenle9775]

Thanks god they do not have imagination of a green latern

[@freakkyser]

Quite literally the dumbest race in the universe, but also reality warpers

[@DJBabb]

@Dex Hence Weirdboyz brain popping?

[@Ephemeral_Style985]

But what happens if they paint something purple? Hehe

[@Kaarlo]

Soooo... it must be mushroom sex then?

[@2Trundle]

“If they don’t bleed, keep shooting.” - Sun Tzu

[@iluxius8216]

Sun Tzu said that! And if think he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it!

[@Roamingfirebat]

Sightless_Seeker Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Magets

[@sambrown9475]

If that's an actual quote in dead🤣🤣🤣

[@Stahlvanten]

"That's a Primarch" Nerds: Actually, its a Chaos Lord.

[@pisuter3564]

More like literally anyone who has a little bit of knowledge about Warhammer40k

[@Ajehy]

He knows his stuff, he’s just panicking because EVIL CHAOS PORTAL WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE

[@mrgabest]

40k grognard: Actually, it's a Sorcerer Lord.

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

@@pisuter3564 Also known as nerds.

[@pisuter3564]

@@dilophosaurussk4333 ok so if you mix water with milk then your a nerd

[@then00brathalos]

"the attempt on the emperors life has left him scarred and deformed" Another space feudal franchise reference , a surprise to be sure but a welcomed one also 11:47 nice sync lol

[@nomnoms6657]

Orks are literally just mushrooms so this video is just a cooking tutorial

[@eurocrusader1724]

@City Watch Guard A VEGETARIAN? in 40K? HERESY!

[@AdrasAdraki]

Really? Well, thats smth bricky should've included in his "every faction explained.

[@doopdoopdopdop7424]

Nice, so Orks ≠ Orcs?

[@doublep1980]

@@AdrasAdraki Orks are a in fact a strange mix of humanoid and fungus. They reproduce by laying spores into the ground,which then become new Orks. So, Orks don't have genitals and don't have sex. They can photosynthesize like a plant and survive on light alone,if needed. They don't have normal inner organs like a human. So,you can literally blow half of some Ork's brain out and he can survive it. They Old Ones created them as the ultimate warrior race,but they forgot to design an ''Off-switch''.

[@AdrasAdraki]

@@doublep1980 sounds like a good counter to the endlessness of tyranids.

[@billybatseenddeeerste1271]

"Master has given Dobby a gunshotwound, dobby is dead" oh jesus that's gold

[@festethephule7553]

No it'a a shotgun wound.

[@billybatseenddeeerste1271]

@@festethephule7553 i guess they amputated your sense of humour... Shotguns also create gunshotwounds...

[@festethephule7553]

@@billybatseenddeeerste1271 I was actually referring to when you said that it's gold (IE it's not gold, it's a shotgun wound). Apparently I misread.

[@billybatseenddeeerste1271]

@@festethephule7553 ah, well then sorry i mistook your misreading as a poor attempt to undercut my comment ;-D have a nice day sir

[@philiphunn194]

"That's so cartoony" Congrats, you have gained an understanding of what makes Orks great...

[@gamerleal9265]

You mean what Makes da Orks da 'Estest

[@lionsoldier1179]

“According to the Codex Astartes, we are fucked.” Well, this is a line I will be using when I’m horribly losing a 40K game.

[@SpartanOops216]

Imagine having one heart lmao

[@thelivingcactus9348]

This post was made by the Space Marine Gang, and is proudly sponsored by the Emperor.

[@harvesterman5210]

Highly cool

[@GreedyBastardPL]

@Reuben Bruce three lungs and can spit acid

[@thelivingcactus9348]

Reuben Bruce And have 2 Brains

[@skitariiranger4346]

Imagine having fleshy organs, This post was made by the techpriest gang

[@musashilee9718]

"Let the bodies hit the floor." - Sun Zu

[@thomasrevill7723]

"The ork ship looks like a monster truck" is like saying "The sun is really rather hot"

[@RangerAce1290]

4:21 without diving too far into 40k lore, there are so many orcs because they’re a fungus. They literally shed spores that just grow more orcs.

[@chickenfeeet]

" Nobody expects the Warhammer inquisition " -Sun Zoo

[@BJovanovic1987]

Nobody*, not No one.

[@chickenfeeet]

@@BJovanovic1987 thx guy

[@setakh]

Meanwhile Guardsman be like: Gunner, do you see that army? Yes, mi'lord? I dont want to. Yes, m'lord! (launches Manticore rockets)

[@gasterblaster9817]

Laughs in deathstrike missile

[@simonevans2552]

Laughs in Inquistor

[@SexiestSnowLeopard]

@@simonevans2552 *LAUGHS IN EXTERMINATUS*

[@le_idiot5442]

Laughs in Tyranids surrounding the entire galaxy and have eaten hundreds upon hundreds of galaxies and this one will only be eaten in a matter of time as this galaxy might be one of there easiest to take over, AND are only in 40k just because they wanted some take out AND have some of the strongest psykers even though there just bugs AND shooting

[@RDDESIGNOFEHT]

Laughs in bayonet charge

[@Looknook1]

"Assisting the sketchy inquisitor." As if all inquistors aren't sketchy towards anyone that wants to live long.

[@SiegeTF]

Cain and Amberly not withstanding.

[@braith117]

When the most normal inquisitor fakes her boyfriend's death so she can bone him while she writes her book, you know they're a bit weird.

[@anangrymarine9174]

A non-sketchy Inquisitor is probably a chaos cultist in disguise

[@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536]

Looknook we me are not sketchy we we normal man thing thing yessss

[@quannguyenle9775]

braith117 what, that is canon, or some good fanfic?

[@Durtly]

"Space marines aren't given sensitivity training." - Winner: Understatement of the Year.

[@geoffreyprecht2410]

8:59 "Space Marines aren't given sensitivity training." Rarely in the history of the Imperium have truer words been spoken.

[@strangent404a7]

Mock a marine even slightly and your upper half will be over the horizon before you can blink

[@riccardolaghi6680]

Ultramarines: "I'm here!! What's happening?! I heard some heresy and I came as quickly as I could!" Emperor's Children: "I'm here!! What's happening?! I heard some heresy and I *came* as quickly as I could!"

[@Grom8P]

noice brother

[@ImperatorIke573]

Grammar really is everything 😂

[@ladywaffle2210]

And this is why you become a White Scar, instead; you don't say anything, you just hit the heretics and fade into the shadows. The Khan put it best: "To see us is a dangerous thing. But it is more dangerous to not see us, and only hear our laughter all around you."

[@LAV-III]

10/10

[@anangrymarine9174]

*Noise-Marine noises*

[@benjiwis5228]

"Horny orkz" Me: - push up greazy glasses, scratzing double chin - weuall auctwiely

[@Callsign_Bear]

Lol

[@qenten05]

I'd expect the one dude whos obsessed with Orks to be doing the accent while describing their lore down to the old ones.

[@yobgodababua1862]

Exactly, they don't even have sex, per se... being effectively a fungus that reproduces by budding.

[@qenten05]

@@yobgodababua1862 You cant stop an ork from humping a scrap of metal into a gun.

[@nolansorensen8698]

Things I didn't expect today: 1) Zanny getting me into Warhammer

[@darkmoon8960]

Zanny: knows Warhammer lore A surprise to be sure but a welcome one

[@exarkunn69]

We shall watch his videos with great interest.

[@darkmoon8960]

Jay Albrecht this is the way

[@NONO-gc4ws]

"knows Warhammer lore" --> says orks are horny

[@keesvankooten1092]

@@NONO-gc4ws Horny space mushrooms with axes.

[@Superawesomevids549]

"Show me a fortress, and I will show you a ruin" is such a raw and amazing line. Also every time he went on a tangent I was rolling, going on longwinded lore tangents at the drop of a hat is exactly the 40k fan experience

[@grainman2725]

1:35 Doom guy: finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary

[@wesleybradshaw2609]

7:06

[@Alpha-qz2kc]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/infUfGmedtiLfpY here it is

[@PezzaHando]

Honestly basically what doom guy is, an extra pissed off space marine

[@Alpha-qz2kc]

@@PezzaHando An Angry marine?

[@magniwalterbutnotwaltermag1479]

@@PezzaHando more like a very very very angry primarch

[@Sadeithefennec]

So I want to say... For orks, fighting *is* sex, and their death is the climax. When their adrenaline is pumping in a fight they start growing. When they die they release spores, the bigger they are the more spores they release. These spores grow into more orks.

[@Locust-13]

Zanny: "Nice bayonet charge losers!" Kriegsmen and Guardsmen: "Y'all hear sum'n?"

[@greyknightjusticar8412]

Did someone say die for the emperor?

[@thebighurt2495]

@@greyknightjusticar8412 *The Death Korps of Krieg wants to know your location*

[@jedimike7622]

*hefts shovels with malicious intent*

[@ladywaffle2210]

Also Kriegsmen: *what if shovel was also bayonet*

[@jedimike7622]

@@ladywaffle2210 *happy Kriegsman noises*

[@jordinagel1184]

“Show me a fortress, and I will show you a ruin!” You sure you’re not an Iron Warrior?

[@harrisonmorgan7492]

Because if the Iron warriors cant destroy a fort the cunts just re roll

[@gergokerekes4550]

@@harrisonmorgan7492 Ooh I see you spent so much to damage my tank, would be a shame if someone would repair that.

[@harrisonmorgan7492]

@@gergokerekes4550 Ha ha yeah yueah FUCK YOU YOU FUCKUIJGBN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@charleshowie2074]

I think it is spelled 'Imperial Fists'.

[@gameoflife9576]

@@charleshowie2074 imperial fists build fortifications,iron warriors destroy them.

[@pervyturtle2673]

The "sketchy Inquisitor". Gonna have to be a little more specific there.

[@loganjblack]

"Who are you?" "A sketchy inquisitor" "Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?"

[@weldonwin]

What if the Inquisitor were Amberly Vail, then she'd be The Sexy Inquisitor?

[@Lawlietftw30]

I don't know enough of the lore for this. I just remember in Dawn of War (the first one), Gabriel said that an inquisitor being tainted by chaos was unthinkable. It was something along the lines of "could Inquisitor Toth be tainted? The idea is...unthinkable."

[@weldonwin]

@@Lawlietftw30 Inquisitors go sideways ALL the damned time, using Alien of Daemonic weapons, creating Daemon Hosts, or getting posessed themselves. In fact, many Inquisitors spend as much time hunting down other Inquisitors as they do chasing down Chaos cults. Prime example, Inquisitor Eisenhorn who's whole trilogy of books is about him starting out as this idealistic young Puritan and over the decades going more and more off the deep end until he's carrying Daemon swords and cutting deals with aliens

[@s0LLagal]

@@weldonwin *feed me more lore*

[@GomuMarku]

When he said “gotta do the slow walk for the guardsman, they love that shit!” They really do though.. means they might actually live couple hours longer.

[@satrioarif1797]

"Are we the baddies?" is there a goodies anywhere in 40k?

[@Resomius]

Isha. And that´s it.

[@michaeltan7625]

@@Resomius SUPERNATURAL GARBAGE CAN

[@Ditidos]

The Tau, the Necrons and the Tyranids could be all argued to be good and are, definetly, gray al least. Also, the Old Ones and the Men of Iron could have been good people, we don't know because they are basically dead.

[@Resomius]

@@Ditidos Let´s get the Space communist weebs behind, because they defnetly can be argued to be "good" But the "I want to eat everything that´s not my people!" and the "I want to kill everything that´s not my people!" guys? (Not to mention that Tyranids even eat other Tyranids JUST TO BUILD SHIPS!)

[@Ditidos]

@@Resomius Well, the Tyranids would eat everyone with consiousness and leave small amounts of lifeforms in the galaxy thus destroying the daemons for good as well as all the other groups reseting the galaxy and purifing the warp into a neutral plane/dimension once more and new sentient species could evolve in a clean not infinetly warmongering galaxy. The same argument applies to the Necrons since they do not have souls anymore and thus do not have warp presence (plus, I think not all Necrons want to kill all non-necrons, some want to recover artifacts and thing of the sort). Also, why do Tau get called space comunist? They don't have any relation to comunism at all (other than being authoritarians), heck they have a fucking caste system and all. Even the Imperium is more comunist than them (and the Imperium is just the Ancient Regime in space).

[@greyknightjusticar8412]

"Brother get the flamer, the HEAVY FLAMER".

[@jackvalentine7403]

I got that reference. Noice.

[@Himothy_Himbo_Himson]

The heresy..it burns.

[@jackvalentine7403]

@@Himothy_Himbo_Himson EXTERMINATUS.

[@ferrumzenith2613]

WE ARE THE ANGELS OF DEATH

[@crazyboythir703]

Their shelter has become their tomb

[@Shadowstrom]

"Space marine piss can be used as fuel" i am pretty sure that only applies to the Space Wolves and their Succesors

[@ChaplainPhantasm]

And maybe the White Scars. I'm pretty damn sure they have a grimdark version of Airag or some shit that they chug after winning a battle, so their piss might as well be kerosene.

[@StreamerOfTheCentury]

“Show me a fortress, and I will show you a ruin!” - Zanny that one time he had 2 hearts and 3 lungs

[@andreykuzmin4355]

"The Codex tells you to shut up" - Roboute Guilliman, "The Codex Astartes", M31

[@beastwarsFTW]

That's technically true, he wrote it as a guide book and they take it as hard rules and he hates that.

[@paris8201]

Zanny:*Uses A controller on a pc game* HERETIC

[@oldfrozenwolf6803]

How else you do expect me to play assassin creed games On pc?

[@metj6885]

I played halo online with a controller bc I suck at halo with a mouse and keyboard lol

[@michaelj6273]

Him dissing the guards but when im playing I try killing the orcs before they kill the guards cause I feel bad for them.

[@Zaprozhan]

Me too. You're a genetically engineered, cyborg-enhanced, armour encased killing machine. These schmucks are some poor conscripted bastards with a flak jacket and a overpowered flashlight.

[@Venneroth]

@@Zaprozhan That's just it, though. They're the cream of the crop from their worlds, usually volunteers, either passing brutal tests or distinguishing themselves in the PDF, each the best soldier out of thousands. Their armor puts ours to shame. Their guns can blast craters in a human torso or sever a limb. And this is what they can manage. Ain't 40k grand?

[@Logank192]

Ah, a fellow Salamander I see.

[@kedarraman6690]

Seen the guardsman short

[@highadmiraljt5853]

Salamander moment

[@loganreid9657]

Not me watching this while watching the clock tick down until i can play Space Marine 2. Time left 5 hours, 42 minutes, and 30 seacons left

[@technologyvoid]

"no recoil, no defeat, no fear. AAA-" Yes definitely no fear

[@NewtSplinter]

"That wizard came from the moon!" I see a man of culture here

[@enklavegeneral9077]

"Sir wy we have 2 moons?Shouldnt itbe 1?

[@attackfleed1301]

The inquisition being "sketchy" is them being normal

[@kirbster1005]

Damn I loved that game. Wish they’d make another, so much potential from those devs. It Was great being immersed in that 40k world and it’s vivid depiction of war and life. Loved the fun orientated combat style and the game just basically saying ‘you’re a space marine. Do whatever who cares!’ Sad times there’s no second one coming :(

[@TrueKivan]

there is now!

[@rjmontoya4963]

:)

[@CptMacTavish-sg7hj]

This aged well

[@omnissiahGaspar]

I assume you're happy now

[@AshuragaBenign]

"Millions more of them..." "So it is an even fight..". Bruh

[@christianmcdonald419]

Same

[@LAV-III]

Gamer And Brony4Life he learned that from rtas in halo 3

[@Lensver03]

-"Millions more of them!" -"So its an even fight!