6:14 - "I did not edit this." Neither did the people making the film, apparently.
@zanktondb79194 жыл бұрын
That is a lie the " I did not edit this " text is not in the film. I checked.
@brainofcthulhu27864 жыл бұрын
We have been cheated and lied to!
@mikesilva38684 жыл бұрын
@@zanktondb7919 📼
@DamienMalfoy4 жыл бұрын
I sometimes wish KZbin had reacts like facebook 😂😂
@MrJohndoakes2 жыл бұрын
My theory on that is, without the long cuts, the film possibly would be too short to be considered a "Full length film" and thus Hal Warren would lose his bet with Sterling Silliphant. So the viewer suffers for a bet. BTW, a firm holding company tried to sell the movie to TV stations in the early 1970s and the ads claimed that the film had been made in 1970 and was about a Manson Family-like group. If somebody had not bitten on that ad, MST3K would have never found the film.
@grabern8 жыл бұрын
Hands: The Hands of Hands.
@koobyboy43048 жыл бұрын
Manos: The Manos of Manos
@rkebarton8 жыл бұрын
The: The The of The
@hollow_w33n8 жыл бұрын
+Dayspring Of: Of Of Of
@smittykins8 жыл бұрын
Manos: The Fate of Hands
@TheSupremeStriker8 жыл бұрын
Fate: Of Hands The Manos
@gabipetrin66948 жыл бұрын
My father used to say "If you keep acting like that, I'll make you watch Manos!" And I would shape right up.
@CaptApril1236 жыл бұрын
He was a cruel, cruel man.
@notrealy1802175 жыл бұрын
H...HEWWOOO?
@godmodeextreme4 жыл бұрын
Horrific.
@StockImagesMan084 жыл бұрын
Child Abuse
@theemeraldepiphone6448 жыл бұрын
11:46 That vampire looks like Freddie Mercury and Stalin had a kid.
@The83471358 жыл бұрын
Bolshevik Rhapsody
@lucasbell48318 жыл бұрын
Dallin Whiting IS THIS THE REAL LIFE, IS THIS JUST FASCISM...
@canismo7637 жыл бұрын
CAUGHT AT A BAD TIME NO ESCAPE FROM GERMANY!
@natalieely85557 жыл бұрын
OPEN YOUR EYES FROM THE PROPAGANDA YOU SEE
@adiahaalexander93597 жыл бұрын
Is he supposed to be a vampire? I was always confused on what exactly The Master is.
@johnmarler27208 жыл бұрын
Torgo killed him self after this film. And from what the cast said about him, he was a nice person
@sanidan20105 жыл бұрын
Torgo was said to be stoned the entire time.
@DanaTheInsane Жыл бұрын
He killed himself before it was released.
@daveroche65227 ай бұрын
Damn - didn't know that. I only read he was pretty-much stoned for all of it. Still .... kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZmrJlYymi5KMbcU
@charlesajones772 ай бұрын
John Reynolds suffered from depression. That was most likely the reason he committed suicide, not so much this movie.
@Wishbone4evr17 күн бұрын
Yeah I read that in the wiki too
@Bent7739 жыл бұрын
Actually, the reason there were no opening credits is because they ran out of money, and didn’t have the resources necessary to add them. Also, the director’s day job was as a fertilizer salesman.
@jimmysimard30085 жыл бұрын
@Dr. Goji You know that no director did that back than or now right? They used others companies to add the credits on the print via an optical process.
@johnchurchillmusicart5 жыл бұрын
Oh, so he had previous experience with shit.
@TheAlan1364 жыл бұрын
John Churchill if he had shit in a film canister and sent that to theaters, it would have been better.
@kingamoeboid38874 жыл бұрын
And he made a bet with Stirling Silliphant that anyone can make a movie. Stirling won an Oscar for In The Heat Of The Night.
@murdermeharry87033 жыл бұрын
@@johnchurchillmusicart this made me laugh to hard
@incendere2449 жыл бұрын
the whole story of the guy with the weird knees it's actually sad
@thatonetoller20536 жыл бұрын
I guess he KNEEded a therapist.
@Zombrigit6 жыл бұрын
(late comment is late) Also he was supposed to be a satyr which is why his knees were so weird, he was wearing really shitty prosthetic goat legs that caused him IMMENSE pain and were never seen or mentioned at all.
@goatedbasketball6 жыл бұрын
Zombrigit He actually helped design the beavers to where yes, they’d be uncomfortable, but would cause no pain. He was a drug addict long before the shooting of the film.
@qwertymanova26525 жыл бұрын
@@goatedbasketball,wasn't that a myth?
@simonhassnilsson70094 жыл бұрын
poor fellow killed himself after the movie was shot...he's still funny to watch in the film, but damn if this dosent make the whole thing much more depressing, still you gotta admire, he's high on LSD, he's got uncomfortable goat legs, his boss is a complete D*ck, and yet he can still get up in the morning put his shirt on and go to work...TORGO a true role model
@Thndrstrike9 жыл бұрын
Some more interesting facts from this "film": 1) The film was made on a bet. The main actor/writer/director bet that he could easily make a horror film. Yeah. Sure. 2) The very small crew realized the film sucked that they started calling it "Mangos: Cans of Fruit" behind the director's back. 3) Torgo was originally supposed to be a satyr (human with goat legs). His bulging knees were due to the fact that the actor John Reynolds wore a metallic frame (intended to bend his legs and make him walk like a goat) backwards, and no one bothered to correct him. Not only did he take drugs to relieve the pain it caused, but it also resulted in poor Reynolds having chronic knee pain until he shot himself only months later (before the film premiered). Reynolds was also supposed to wear hooves, but apparently no one cared, as he is seen in many shots just wearing boots. Between these things and the fact that no one ever mentions his appearance or the fact that he is a satyr leaves him just looking like a deformed freak. 4) The director promised to fix any problems in post. Including that opening sequence (which is nine minutes of driving with boring scenic shots and no dialogue), but it is thought that he either didn't have the money to (budget was about $125,000 in today's terms) or he just flat out neglected to, leaving up with the masterpiece we see today. In conclusion, the director was a fucking lazy sack of shit that clearly didn't care about making a quality film. edit (5/28/2024); wow thanks for the upvote kind stranger!
@mrmeatballs7409 жыл бұрын
ThndrstrikeRobloxian Creepy
@AlternativeSack1239 жыл бұрын
They just cut the film manually
@DendyJungle9 жыл бұрын
A man died to make this film?that's just fucked up yo!
@nickbrowning32709 жыл бұрын
Thats quite sad
@T0MO149 жыл бұрын
The 'fact' you give about John Reynolds is actually an urban legend. While it is true that he shot himself not long after filming, it has more to do with the fact he was a drug addict (it's quite clear he's high pretty much the entire time he's on screen) and suffer from depression. He actually designed and built the leg braces himself with help from the actor who played 'The Master' who has since said that although the leg braces were uncomfortable they didn't cause any pain. There's also the fact that movie was shot in just a few days which wouldn't be enough time to get addicted to pain killers and certainly wouldn't be enough time cause permanent damage to his knees.
@mademow14818 жыл бұрын
So the dad invites himself and his family over to stay the night at this random guys house, doesn't like it, then calls the guy over (who's clearly crippled) to not only tell him very rudely that they're leaving, but demands that HE carry their bags back. Who the hell does this guy think he is?! I hate him already!
@eldermillennial83308 жыл бұрын
Actually, Torgo is a Devilish Faun or Satyr in disguise. I figured that out as I had just watched "The Chronicles of Narnia" when I answered the challenge to watch this POS. He acts like a cripple because the crap on his legs meant to make them goat-like were hobbling him.
@mademow14818 жыл бұрын
Ryan Schneider Yeah, but the dad didn't know that. He was just a dick lol
@augustwest53567 жыл бұрын
Mademow I always thought that was pretty hilarious too. he's such a dick to old Torgo. It must have been so fucking odd for the guy who played Torgo to film this thing while he was tripping balls. I would think it would send him into a bad trip.
@Marshmallow_Trees7 жыл бұрын
+Mademow "handi-capable," thank you.
@anikmonette21407 жыл бұрын
Mademow I think the guy who made the movie was a farmer(I know he made the movie on a bet) and he probably thought that's how city folks behave in real life... And, big shock, since the dude knows nothing about story writing and character development, we got these awful people... 😁
@lumbearjack73728 жыл бұрын
Fun fact. Torgo's knees are so swollen because he was supposed to be a satyr. But since they didn't have a costume the best they could do was putting a metal structure under his pants to make it look like goat legs. That's why he's so clumsy.
@nickdavis9657 жыл бұрын
LumBearJack he also wore it in the front instead of the back
@percy9718 жыл бұрын
the soundtrack is off the chain.
@michaelboyd3958 жыл бұрын
Yep. "Melancholic Torgo Theme" is my jam.
@DrShaym9 жыл бұрын
The picture quality is bad because this is a VHS transfer somebody made by videotaping a copy of a copy of a 35mm blow-up being projected onto a wall. For the longest time, this VHS transfer was the only way for the general public to see it, but a few years ago, somebody found a 16mm workprint on eBay and the movie has since been released in much better quality on Blu-Ray.
@Boulderslord7 жыл бұрын
Dr Shaym oh dam..sexy man
@anikmonette21407 жыл бұрын
Dr Shaym Nice! But still, the shitty quality was kinda charming...
@wasgoodraquis59597 жыл бұрын
It’s still not a good movie
@talenray70367 жыл бұрын
Dr Shaym hi Dr shaym
@jimmorgan86887 жыл бұрын
Dr Shaym Oh wow! Praise the movie gods!
@stlouisrocker1009 жыл бұрын
Couple of good things came from this film, both are MST3K related. Made for one of the show's best episodes and they made a running gag out of Torgo.
@goufr35409 жыл бұрын
+stlouisrocker100 Torgo's Pizza and Torgo the White. Torgo has left the Master to find his work, it will be dark soon...The Master may not approve, it will be dark soon.
@stlouisrocker1009 жыл бұрын
CWDTrixie XD That was good.
@goufr35409 жыл бұрын
***** Thanksss.
@jordanmelven9 жыл бұрын
+stlouisrocker100 Hell yah, did you hear they are bringing back MST3K?!
@stlouisrocker1009 жыл бұрын
JDM LV17 I did. I'm excited about it.
@fishbuddy5477 жыл бұрын
"I know we barged into your house, Mr. Mentally unstable cripple guy, but I don't like the fact that your weird, so go bring our lluggage to our car now, because your pissing me off!" -The Dad.
@anikmonette21406 жыл бұрын
Mr. Fish the frog Also this wife... I know a lot of people are lazy sacks of shit but 10miles(16 km) is not a lot for hikers like me. And I'm not even the fittest of them! But, if my life hangs in the balance I will do even more, but this useless bitch can't even run and there's a scene where she hilariously faceplant after a couple of meters! Yeah, she's that bad as a character... She also don't know what wolves are, slaps Torgo for... Reasons then cries for her useless husband to save her, she whines all the time, and she's the reason why no one can't flee the house because she can't even walk without tripping! I hate her even more than asshole husband: he's handicapped by his own stupidity but at least hes trying!
@flowlee36566 жыл бұрын
You're*
@fatterplatter30296 жыл бұрын
@@flowlee3656 If you can correct em', you don't need to inform em'.
@davidspring40038 жыл бұрын
wonder if the Spanish title of this movies is "Hands: Los Manos del Sino."
@luchosammet8 жыл бұрын
+David Spring Actually it would be "destino", I have no idea where you got sino from xD Not trying to be a jerk, just saying :P
@davidspring40038 жыл бұрын
luchosammet google translate, and thank you for the correction either way. I like constructive criticism, and your gentle correction of a mistake definitely falls under that category.
@luchosammet8 жыл бұрын
No problem! It sure is nice to see someone who doesn't get rude when corrected. I figured it would be google translate. It fucking sucks, and you can't trust it 90% of the time xD
@davidspring40038 жыл бұрын
luchosammet I suppose, but I use it when my high school Spanish (or German) fails me.
@luchosammet8 жыл бұрын
Understandable, we all do it :P
@boggy87459 жыл бұрын
According to IMDB, this is one of Quentin Tarantino's favourite films, I don't know how.
@redactedredacted66569 жыл бұрын
It's Quentin Tarantino man , you don't question his personality and taste.He's carrot hand staff man in real life.
@skullknight43129 жыл бұрын
+The Uprising His opinion, I suppose
@skullknight43129 жыл бұрын
Oh, you mean like you and the Alpha and Omega movies? (BAMSCH)
@victorhernandez87239 жыл бұрын
+Ash Williams Those movies are insults to the names Humphrey Bogart and Katherine Hepburn.
@skullknight43129 жыл бұрын
Victor Hernandez Those movies are an insult to my intelligence, and I bought 'em all just to have something to hate.
@bocodamondo10 жыл бұрын
i always feel SUPER sorry for people who "act" in this kind of movies
@fabi66883 жыл бұрын
dont search it
@adrianteron93303 жыл бұрын
@@fabi6688 search what ?
@fabi66883 жыл бұрын
@@adrianteron9330 there was a scam comment there but it got deleted because well... it was a scam
@uiopuiop34723 жыл бұрын
whydontyoguysleaveusaloe
@eavyeavy28643 жыл бұрын
No dsont, dake
@user-yr8mu1ce1m Жыл бұрын
Every frame of this film looks like someone’s last known photograph.
@Skip-Towne8 жыл бұрын
I could imagine a member of the dark brotherhood owning a hand cape like that.
@Citrusrock8 жыл бұрын
Skipjack - we know
@PoppinRandomBubbles8 жыл бұрын
I picture Cicero making one for himself, and running around at night like fucking batman.
@parasiteprincess39237 жыл бұрын
Cicero was like the only voice actor in the whole game who gave even half of a fuck
@HECKproductions4 жыл бұрын
i love how the little girl actress always found the torgo dude funny in an innocent way because he was acting so weird only to realize that he was on drugs when she got older
Fun fact: The entire cast of this movie showed up to the screening, only to sneak out of the theater in shame. Fun fact: The lines for the little girl were dubbed over by a grown woman. When the little girl's actress heard the woman's voice come out of her character's mouth, she burst into tears. Fun fact: The camera used for this movie couldn't record audio, nor could it film more than 30 seconds at a time, leading to a ton of dubbing and jarring jump cuts. Fun fact: The strange guy with weird legs was supposed to be a Satyr, but they put his fake goat legs on backwards, leading to permanent leg damage, which then led to the actor committing suicide. Fun fact: The Wikipedia page for this movie has the ENTIRE MOVIE embedded into the page. Go watch if you want.
@constraintautomaton95478 жыл бұрын
+Andrew Steltenkamp number 4 is really a ''fun fact''
@androidinblack52917 жыл бұрын
The actor playing Torgo did not commit suicide due to permanent leg damage. The braces were designed by him and the man who plays the master, and while it was confirmed to be uncomfortable, it was not painful to wear. The real reason the actor committed suicide was due to him being a drug addict- to the point where he was even on LSD throughout the filming process- and suffering from depression.
@me4lyfe545 жыл бұрын
@@androidinblack5291 They say that he was never addicted to any drugs and that it was just a myth. Maybe you're thinking of Burt Reynolds. But the depression was real. Idk I just looked it up.
@Ratciclefan5 жыл бұрын
Oh wow, that fourth one is terrible
@Kazuhira22495 жыл бұрын
"fun fact"
@jimmytaylor28168 жыл бұрын
In the beginning scene he could have been mouthing "cunt"
@wateryourhouseplants39738 жыл бұрын
that woud make much more sense
@isgodreal13377 жыл бұрын
Ah the glorious day of old when women were less than human
@Ashton8844 Жыл бұрын
@@isgodreal1337excuse me
@AbrasiousProductions8 ай бұрын
@@isgodreal1337 the fuck dude?!
@adventurer-like-you15508 жыл бұрын
"Handcape-Mustache man thinks it would be funny to wake up Carrot-handstaff man by poking him in the dick with the handstaff."-IHE Now my favorite quote.
@fiery_scream8 жыл бұрын
Same.
@madvilliany16927 жыл бұрын
Adventurer-like-you 1 kill me
@aariachang248 жыл бұрын
I still can't belive this movie was filmed in my home town
@jerrygodeep47876 жыл бұрын
Aaria I can’t believe they made a 2nd one
@only2575 жыл бұрын
jerrygodeep it's true because the movie got a cult following😊
@Scsigs9 жыл бұрын
This film was actually released on Blu-Ray in HD after the distributors found the original 16mm film stock it was put on after this review came out. Seriously, you can find clips on KZbin & they're a HELL of a lot better in video quality than this version.
@LootFragg8 жыл бұрын
Now if this gets a Michael Bay overhaul with panning cameras, explosions and in 3D, I might just enjoy falling asleep to that shit.
@newdove81139 жыл бұрын
I remember the episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 where Joel , Crow, and Tom Servo watched this movie. One of the only redeeming qualities of that movie besides its main-theme background music that puts me on edge for some reason.
@7211_9 жыл бұрын
"It's alive Jim, just not as we know it. Not as we know it. Not as we know it." "It's alive Jim, just not as we know it. Not as we know it. Not as we know it."
@HarperNguyen9 жыл бұрын
We come in peace, shoot to kill. Shoot to kill. Shoot to kill.
@valweinzweig52257 жыл бұрын
Jo Tyson it's worse than that, he's dead Jim,
@mangocoffee5107 жыл бұрын
Hannalea Weinzweig You cannot change the laws of physics!
@thomg.21105 жыл бұрын
@@mangocoffee510 they're klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow jim.
@meredithwilloughby32635 жыл бұрын
Therrrrrres Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow. There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, knock em off Jim!
@BirchMonkey8574 жыл бұрын
Some favorites from MST3K's take on this: "Every frame of this movie looks like someone's last known photograph." "MANOS: The Hands of FATE." "I feel like it's we're thirty minutes in." "No, it's only been, like, one minute."
@regularyoutubename2 жыл бұрын
RIP John Reynolds, if only you starred in a movie with a good and caring director you likely would still be alive today
@Karou8129 жыл бұрын
The guy on LSD is one of the more convincing actors.
@UnidentifiedAngelfly7 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad you left in the "Torgo walking theme"
@otakunthevegan42067 жыл бұрын
UnidentifiedAngelfly Sometimes I like to walk around the house while it plays on my iPad.
@danielwilliams71619 жыл бұрын
*Obvious wolf howl* "Oh my God, what was that?!"
@lunatick97925 жыл бұрын
Probably just an owl.
@YogSothoth246018 жыл бұрын
IF someone decides to watch this movie, please save your sanity and watch the MST3K or Rifftrax version. Both are hilarious.
@FernieCanto8 жыл бұрын
The MST is a classic, and it's pretty evident the team behind the show was baffled by it. The exasperated "DO SOMETHING!!" when the Master wakes up Torgo, and the booing when the girl is shown as one of the wives, are almost out of character. That must have been a painful experience.
@angryrobot72338 жыл бұрын
+David Bland but you can't get better than MST3K
@carlosfred86738 жыл бұрын
"Every frame of this movie looks like someone's last known photograph.."
@NodDisciple18 жыл бұрын
I saw both and the plain version. Yes, I survived seeing it w/o the riffing! Still can't handle seeing the entirety of "They Saved Hitler's Brain" though? How can such an odd movie be soo boring!?
@CakeJerry7 жыл бұрын
Null&Void TheNoobLord Of next Sunday A.D.
@HE132723264 жыл бұрын
Man, i hate it when the characters repeat themselves for no reason Man, i hate it when the characters repeat themselves for no reason
@PSNsonicwerehog10 жыл бұрын
The actor who played Torgo committed suicide nearly a month before the movie premiered because he took drugs because of the pain the metallic rigging he was wearing in his legs gave him chronic pain. He died because of this movie. This movie killed a person.
@Garrett31610 жыл бұрын
I actually said that same freaking thing as you...great minds think alike!
@ezrastardust31242 жыл бұрын
Damn, that kinda makes me wonder if this film is legitimately cursed
@AlvinEarthworm7 жыл бұрын
On the plus side, at least this abysmal movie was the basis for one of the best episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000.
@alexemery57477 жыл бұрын
At least it brought us the best episode of Mystery Science Theatre 3000 “Joel, this is gonna turn into a snuff film, isn’t it?”
@03bgood4 жыл бұрын
Dad: The car won't start! Tom Servo (in the little girl's voice) Yeah, ain't that a bitch, dad!?
@mrsuns103 жыл бұрын
DO SOMETHING
@DerekPower2 жыл бұрын
Do you ever feel like crying and you don’t know why?
@hailbopthecomet6 жыл бұрын
I would like to thank my grandfather for changing his last name when he left Romania after WW2 so that I do not have to share a last name with this travesty of a movie. Thank you Sabba, thank you soooooo so much.
@SausageLegs8 жыл бұрын
You completely missed the best part of the movie, that it was made by a businessman for a bet. He literally bet his friend, a screenwriter, than anyone could make a movie. He proceeded to IMMEDIATELY write the script on a fucking napkin. Bonus tidbit, Torgo was supposed to be a satyr but the motherfucker was so high, he put the knee props on backwards. It caused immense pain to the actor and the chronic pain is thought to have directly contributed to his suicide. This movie killed a man.
@fiery_scream8 жыл бұрын
Wow... >_
@SausageLegs8 жыл бұрын
blaze it
@snakes34257 жыл бұрын
You also forgot about Hal Warren (the buisnessman) being a fertilizer salesman (he sold shit for a living) and his prima donna on set attitude
@ajclements46274 жыл бұрын
The knee brace issue is a myth, it’s been debunked multiple times. Torgo’s actor was an addict though and suffered from depression and committed suicide one month before the movie’s premiere.
@ezrastardust31243 жыл бұрын
That adds a sense of genuine eeriness to the film
@LchanOtakudom8 жыл бұрын
Torgo (John Reynolds) is the best thing about this movie! A close second is Peppy the poodle... and I'll give an honorable mention to Devil Dog. Rest In Peace, Torgo.
@reddaughter83149 жыл бұрын
I miss forehead :(
@pattymiester12349 жыл бұрын
... Same...
@mariecarie19 жыл бұрын
We all do, Crystal. We all do.
@AAAKISSON9 жыл бұрын
bring back forehead.
@explodingstrawberry19 жыл бұрын
#bringback4head
@cancer40197 жыл бұрын
#4head4president
@teresanoll52748 жыл бұрын
Mystery Science Theater 3000 is the only way to digest this pile of crap.
@justsomerandomguynamedsam36573 жыл бұрын
Torgos Pizza
@annoyingkid485 жыл бұрын
I don’t know what you’re talking about, I love Mangos: Cans of Fruit.
@NeuralNetProcessor2 жыл бұрын
"Every frame of this movie looks like someone's last known photograph"-Crow
@Rhomega9 жыл бұрын
Seen the MST3K version a bunch of times. I love how Torgo's Theme abruptly cuts out when he gets the luggage.
@rockah129 жыл бұрын
Glad to see that you're just as able to make this film watchable as the MST3K crew was, :D
@richardcrump78869 жыл бұрын
"Disabled swollen carrot man." Fucking hell mate, I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
@AlecGilmore8 жыл бұрын
I prefer "Hands: Las Manos del Destino." Sorry; as you can probably tell, Spanish is NOT my first language.
@ZinthYneX8 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there.
@TheSLATEcleaner8 жыл бұрын
Los*? Or Las to make it more awful?
@sadcatbridge8 жыл бұрын
+Derek Troxel No, it's Las Manos. Mano, despite ending with an "o", is feminine.
@TheSLATEcleaner8 жыл бұрын
Laser Mans* Scooter Hands*
@cecasiahaan68018 жыл бұрын
Language flip
@MasterYoshidino8 жыл бұрын
Manos : Las Manos del Destino. Starring a man so much in pain from his costume he is constantly under the influence of morphine. He was at first just under pain killers but apparently starting at the "creepy wife touching scene" starts saying "fuck it" as he now is under the influence of LSD from all the pain from wearing his costume wrong. Shit ensues as he changes from simple drunkard moving guy to guy that is hallucinating while on set.
@LchanOtakudom8 жыл бұрын
Juan Reynoso Damn...
@anikmonette21408 жыл бұрын
I somewhat knew about this, but I didn't know that it was that bad...
@AC-gb7do4 жыл бұрын
He wasn’t on painkillers as he wasn’t in pain from the braces. Reynolds (Torgo) and Tom Neyman (The Master) designed the rigging that Reynolds wore under his trousers. This rig was made of wire coat hangers and foam. The leg braces were built by Tom Neyman and were actually worn the way they were supposed to. They were uncomfortable, but *did not* cause him harm. Jackie Neyman Jones - who played Debbie in the film - said she only later realized that the reason Reynolds was so much fun on the set was because he was high most of the time. debbiesmanos.blogspot.com/2012/10/john-reynoldstorgo-story-i.html
@godsdonttalk5978 жыл бұрын
That demon dog picture was really creepy. Like, really creepy.
@jimmytaylor28168 жыл бұрын
Now we know where the creepypasta blokes got the idea of smile.jpg from
@tynanreynolds58396 жыл бұрын
this movie made one of my favorite mystery science theater 3000 episodes
@CecilTKingIII4 жыл бұрын
So you should check out the sequel “Manos Returns” it’s on prime, the The Master, the daughter (the real life daughter of the master) and the mother, are all returning actors.
@navi-charlotte8 жыл бұрын
16:18
@Albeit_Jordan5 жыл бұрын
2:54 "If you're running late, you should have left earlier." Thanks, I'll be sure to keep that in mind next time.
@TheCoyoteOutlaw5 жыл бұрын
I must be tired because I heard: "'...he likes you.' 'He likes me? I thought he was gay!'"
@Gael-b327 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@MadlukeLCM5 жыл бұрын
This is one of the most famous Mystery Science Theatre movies. Really easy to riff on. Torgo kind of sticks with you, his character is just so ridiculous. It's been years since I saw the film and he's the one thing I remember from it.
@hillaryeames23488 жыл бұрын
I've only ever watched the MST3K version of Manos, so all those awkward pauses had dialogue from Joel and the bots filling it in. I had no idea it was so bad.
@YogSothoth246018 жыл бұрын
+Hillary Eames SALIUTATIONS IMPERFECT ONE I AM THE MASTER
@NeuralNetProcessor2 жыл бұрын
When dude comes in on "Row, row, row your boat" its clear that he had no vocal training
@char1737 Жыл бұрын
Oh my God ! They are going HAM on that piano! My grand daughter and I watched this a few weeks back. In the middle of the movie she turned and said to me ''What the hell is this? & why are we watching this? '' I told her it was a landmark motion picture and we should enjoy it as it isn't shown on tv or streaming services often. If you could have seen her face.
@ryanseavey19868 жыл бұрын
In the not-too-distant future -- Next Sunday, A.D. -- There was a guy named Joel, Not too different than you or me. He worked in a satellite loading bay, Just polishing switches to pay his way; He did his job well with a cheerful face, But his bosses didn't like him So they shot him into space. We'll send him cheesy movies, The worst ever made. Joel says when you got lemons, You make lemonade. Now keep in mind he can't control When the movies begin or end, Because he used the extra parts To make his robot friends. Robot roll-call: Cambot Servo Gypsy Crow! If you're wondering how he eats and breathes And other science facts, Just repeat to yourself "It's just a show, I should really just relax For Mystery Science Theater 3000."
@mixelpixel90256 жыл бұрын
PR05QU34K3R BAWAOOOWAOOO
@mrsuns103 жыл бұрын
Might be the best MST3K episode
@empress_josie9 жыл бұрын
I'd be terrified trying to do this film on LSD. Guy probably lost his mind after this.
@laurencepelosi32659 жыл бұрын
+Rad Penny according to Wikipedia the actor who played torgo killed himself one month before the premier . So I wouldn't be surprised if the movie did make him lose his mind.
@empress_josie9 жыл бұрын
+Laurence Pelosi Called it I guess :l
@Tiffanyvtily8 жыл бұрын
+Laurence Pelosi the guy who played torgo didn't just use drugs during filming, he was actually very recluse and quiet (except when high) cause of depression. I would not be surprised if he was instructed to take drugs to "come out of his shell" (especially since everyone's knew about the drugs). I doupt drugs had to do with his suicide since many claim he was not in a good place mentally for a long time.
@anaveragechannel4688 жыл бұрын
Not really he is already mad
@nowdefunct60758 жыл бұрын
he did kill himself
@user-tk1hh1pu5y4 жыл бұрын
I can proudly say that this masterpiece of a movie was filmed in my home town
@galaxykk46788 жыл бұрын
13:58 "One of them pulls out a juicy drop pop and points it into the dark wilderness" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@angrybidoof8477 жыл бұрын
So apparently torgo was meant to have goat legs. But the actor put the leg prosthetics on backwards
@unsubcribe999 жыл бұрын
Thanks to this series, I don't have to watch movies from the bottom 100. Perfect.
@jeffreybaker4399 Жыл бұрын
But if it hadn't been made, we wouldn't have had it as a hilarious MST3K episode. "Hands of fate, Joel. Hands of fate."
@Oldmangamess4 жыл бұрын
I saw Frank Conniff (Frank Tv from MST3K) he said he found this movie in a closet container and all they of the bottom of it was this random tape of a movie and then they used it on the show making it the infamous movie it is.
@mrsmforlife8 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU! I have heard many videos about this movie (including MSTK3) and you're the only one who realized that the title was "Hands - The Hands Of Fate". Brilliant!
@smuglytherat7 жыл бұрын
Even the villians in Mystery Science Theater 3000 admitted they felt bad for making Joel and the bots watch this movie
@sonerika42389 жыл бұрын
the new fucking youtube layout prevents me from hitting the skip button in the beginning god damnit
@lite649 жыл бұрын
Ikr?
@pastel77299 жыл бұрын
Omfg I know right!!
@donovanpowell55709 жыл бұрын
But I can write a comment without the video pausing like it did on mobile
@DrawtoonzStudio9 жыл бұрын
+Sonerika Just make it bigger, and that should help...a little.
@Zoe98339 жыл бұрын
+Sonerika same. it's stupid.
@huswsimonbla6 жыл бұрын
About Torgo: "As many of you know by now, I played Debbie the little girl in Manos The Hands of Fate and my dad played the Master. Today's story will continue with John Reynolds aka Torgo. Today is the anniversary of John Reynolds death. He committed suicide on October 16, 1966. He was only 25 years old. I still remember the day my mother and I heard the news. We were on our way to school. She was a teacher on Ben Milam Elementary School on Fort Bliss in El Paso, Texas, and although my family wasn't military, I was a second grader at the same school. It was Monday morning, October 17th. Mom was driving while listening to the news on the car radio and I was daydreaming out the window when I heard my mother gasp and then burst into tears. She instantly pulled over to the curb, and while still crying, said, "John's dead". I knew who she meant. She took some time to compose herself as I just sat in the passenger seat waiting for things to be normal again. Later, I would get the details from overhearing the adults talking about it. That's when I learned he had put a gun in his mouth and pulled the trigger. Although he was not military, he was buried at Fort Bliss National Cemetary. He died almost exactly one month before the world premire of Manos, The Hands of Fate which was at the Capri Theater in El Paso, Texas on November 15th 1966."
@crosbowkil989 жыл бұрын
so mano means hand in spanish, so the title is "hands: the hands of fate" MMMMM-FUCKING-KAY! EDIT: finished the video, fuuck
@mojoforthewin30699 жыл бұрын
Hands: the hands of hands
@SilenceOfKnight9 жыл бұрын
+Pedro The Unicorn Fucker You've got to hand it to them for that title
@AlyoshaKutlin9 жыл бұрын
+SilenceOfKnight ayy
@UriGerhard9 жыл бұрын
Hands: Los manos de fatos
@Zappabain9 жыл бұрын
+Pedro The Unicorn Fucker Hands: Las manos del destino ;)
@jroo90758 жыл бұрын
You MUST watch Mystery Science Theater 3000's riffing of this. When i was first exposed to Manos many, many years ago.
@pronkb0004 жыл бұрын
"There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here." "It'll be dark soon..."
@DanaTheInsane Жыл бұрын
Rifftrax one is better. Has all the cut footage.
@goobleron3 жыл бұрын
Been listening through Sardonicast recently and I don't think you'll see this comment but on the off chance I did want to say you are a super likeable guy Alex, I'm bingeing through this series for the second time after watching them a few years ago and they don't have that usual feel that 6 year old youtube videos would, the commentary, editing and quips are still so on point and relevant, absolutely quality content mate I wish you posted more often, you are genuinely one of the best youtube channels about, I genuinely hope you're happy and doing well pal.
@andrewmiller4074 жыл бұрын
" Every frame of this movie looks like someone's last known photograph."
@derekk.22635 жыл бұрын
My favorite part is that even though the outdoor night scenes are barely lit, the lights still attract hordes of moths. It makes me wonder how they keep moths away in real movies.
@bigtoechambers9431 Жыл бұрын
11:19 I need a 10 hour version of sped up Torgo.
@VidiaReePhoenix8 жыл бұрын
"Manos: The Hands of Fate"? Manos means hands in Spanish. The title is literally "Hands: The Hands of Fate." Is there a movie called, "Pies: The Feet of Fate" too? Or, "Cabeza: The Head of Fate"? It's so cringe worthy.
@kamilee41238 жыл бұрын
So in Spanish speaking countries is is called Hands: Manos-whatever-of Fate is in Spanish?
@space_mamanti8 жыл бұрын
+Kami Lee in Spanish it's Manos : Las manos del destino
@cecasiahaan68018 жыл бұрын
x(Spanish translation):The x of Fate Wowowowow
@succulentsalad82388 жыл бұрын
Vidia Ree LOL
@ProjectFlashlight6128 жыл бұрын
Mmmmm....pie.
@thegreatwhitenorth21287 жыл бұрын
It’s so weird looking at these and seeing how much the style has changed and it’s really amazing. Over the span of 3 years his editing and overall content has really improved
@crabscycle9888 жыл бұрын
Manus: The Oversized Hand of the Abyss
@anaveragechannel4688 жыл бұрын
Praise the comment \0/
@kmooreknowsmore9 жыл бұрын
I saw this on the big screen at an Incredibly Strange Film Festival in New Zealand... and with an audience, it was one of the most sublime cinema experiences I had ever seen! The bad production value made it hilarious, and the burning hand scene got a round of applause...
@plumlogan8 жыл бұрын
To really appreciate Manos, go the MST3K route
@FoolishBandit11388 жыл бұрын
or Riff Traxs
@account-named68 жыл бұрын
I love MST3K
@angryrobot72338 жыл бұрын
So pumped for the new season
@LchanOtakudom8 жыл бұрын
plumlogan MST3k and RiffTrax = Too much funny stuff to handle all at once, please LOL responsibly.
@cellytron Жыл бұрын
The best part… well, this whole movie is “the best part”, but I guess what’s cracking me up the most right this second is that I don’t think they ever get actual permission to stay in the murder house. They just decide they’re gonna stay, and order Torgo to get their shit and bring it inside. And he does.
@wuzzen978 жыл бұрын
I love your "The Search for the Worst" series! At first I didn't really feel like watching them, partly because most of them are quite long, but now I wnjoy them even more than your regular videos! Great job, keep it up! :)
@AveTrueToCaesar82127 жыл бұрын
This is probably my favourite TSFTW episode. The carrot man with the hand staff just fucking cracks me up every time, especially when you realise he's completely off his tits the whole time.
@demoness61015 жыл бұрын
8:08 "not dead the way you know it, he is with us always" "wait a minute let me do that one again" " I heard the thieves broke into the arcane university, the imperial legion compound, and the temple, all in the same night!"
@redpandacoding7 жыл бұрын
"I did not edit this." But you should have. Someone should have.
@owlface92316 жыл бұрын
At least it became the best episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000.
@TheEndershark7 жыл бұрын
Joel: So, it's Manos... Crow T. Robot: ...the Hands of Fate? Joel: Yes.
@ehmiguel76028 жыл бұрын
mustache man is actually the director. and torgo killed himself one month after filming.
@Reshme778 жыл бұрын
really?
@ehmiguel76028 жыл бұрын
+Reshme yep
@Reshme778 жыл бұрын
if i could afford it, id remake the movie, with crazy c.g.i. rap/metal music, actually guns and blood shed and a bad ass torgo that spits fire and the hopeless couple can be kanye, kim and the kid can be bebier
@ehmiguel76028 жыл бұрын
+ardit kira mustache man is in real life the little girls dad. he was also the director.
@ehmiguel76028 жыл бұрын
+Reshme id watch it.
@TheLucipurr9 жыл бұрын
im just picturing the filming of this movie with the lsd guy, like "alright so for this scene im gonna tell my wife and daughter to lock themselves in the room for- goddammit Jim your not even in this scene. what? no, Jim. Jim your mother died four years ago. well Jim, if she died then you couldn't have heard her voice. if it were a ghost we would've heard it too. Jim please, go lie down, drink a glass of water, something, we're trying to make a movie here."
@gort18639 жыл бұрын
Lol
@mariecarie19 жыл бұрын
XD brilliant
@Raven-gABN5 жыл бұрын
This was probably the absolute funniest episode of MST3K
@tampabumblebee23025 жыл бұрын
Mystery Science Theater 3000 sound bites keep running through my head. “Torg just wants to touch.”
@iclimbeverything29907 жыл бұрын
that moment when you get an ad that's first frames say "10 reasons to love the big bang theory" on an IHE video
@thejunksynchronhero9 жыл бұрын
I can't be the only one that thought the wife was pretty hot? Right?
@MichaelJohnson-lc8ud9 жыл бұрын
Definitely not just you
@davidcorn9399 жыл бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one
@jasonkatz44309 жыл бұрын
She's definitely hot, then and now
@IconicBoar0979 жыл бұрын
+thejunksynchronhero the movie was so boring all i thought about was how hot the dude's wife is lol
@dildoballins85459 жыл бұрын
You have my sword!
@apenguinnamedabraham6 жыл бұрын
For me the funniest part of the MST3K episode that this was in was watching the bots genuinely lose their minds. There have been some BAD movies on that show but none can compare to Hands: The Manos of Torgo
@doofusrick30157 жыл бұрын
Don't think I could sit through this film without the MST3k crew...
@sethhiles78304 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else watch this on mystery science theatre? It’s funny listening to them and IHE mock this. Thanks IHE, for not making me sit through the whole thing again . . .
@SciFiFan20127 жыл бұрын
I'm still impressed the cast and crew made this POS in 30 second intervals. I bet they were happy as hell when it was done. Even the little girl's dog wants to be somewhere else!