TINDER - Liz Miele

[@YouTuneIt]

I thought I liked you, but "If you've prayed for anything but a parking spot, I'm not into it." made me love you.

[@johnbergamini3567]

Huh...it was marveling how she's totally doable despite being godless.

[@sublimekid247]

I listen to a LOT of comedians while im at work on pandora but you are by far one of my favorites. I love the way you speak very relaxing and hilarious.

[@DerekFerguson90]

2020 and still equally relevant and hilarious

[@LizMiele]

aw thanks Derek! If you missed it I have a new special called Self Help Me I just released last month on my channel. Check it out: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXWck6BnequGpqs

[@DerekFerguson90]

@@LizMiele I actually watched the premiere. I set a reminder and everything haha. You're amazing. I look forward to watching more of your content 🙌🏽

[@LizMiele]

Derek Ferguson Aw thank you! I have a new podcast if interested called 2 non doctors: kzbin.info

[@AwestaKhalid]

"if you've prayed for anything more than a parking spot, I'm not into it."

[@RuaTheRapoet]

That Long Island joke go hard, HAH!

[@tomitstube]

old guy here, thanks for explaining it. so dating on line is now looking at someone's picture... we've come so far.

[@Ragnarok6664]

Im just glad I havent had to use it..

[@UltraSuperDuperFreak]

No "dating" on a phone app. was that way. Plus its a joke and overly simlyfied clearly haha. Dating online, is an actual profile with all the infomation a person have writen emself or atleast filled out in the forms for you to read . Usual alot of common question ansered right away in that 1 or 2 min it takes you to read the entire page . Based on that you can often A: write a letter to the person, or B: see if they are currently online so you can open a chat. or C: you can just tell em with a heart symbol that you like there profile and hope they check yours out too and return the heart, and then you go for A or B after that. And then based on that you meet in real life for a date. however there also just blind date site, and sex date sites and so on and so forth. But that is proberly the most common one. just be carefull of all the scammer. Tons of "bots" (programs) trying to give you a sob story and ask for money aswell haha. Taking contact also often requires you to be a member of the page, which in itself is often a scam, it cost ALOT. Better off finding the free one's :)

[@art172000]

What she is saying and what you both don't understand is if you heart someone you have declared IN LOVE with them. So by swiping yes he's cute 😍 💖. Now you have given an app or probably a robot to come on in and steel your energy etc. So it's not only ridiculously funny its shows how humans really don't think before we create. But maybe thats the lesson. Neither did God. So we should all stop thinking.

[@linkbelt111]

It’s much worse than that, the picture really isn’t her....

[@mariepoling6769]

Thanks for existing. We need more of you.

[@LizMiele]

Aw thanks girl! Means a lot!! If you like my stuff check out my first comedy album "Emotionally Exhausting" now on itunes, amazon and cdbaby.com - thanks for the support!

[@kailuke768]

Hi Liz! Your material is Fire!! So happy that I've discovered your work finally! You're Mad Funny and you make it appear so effortless!!😁😁

[@ase11k]

i heard ur revamp of this 1st, n it still fire as the old and the new, ur emotionial funnies are amazing, i luvs it!

[@richardsauceda7074]

Now that was funny!! Luv ur show! You rock!!

[@LizMiele]

Thank you!! Be sure to join my mailing list to see me live! www.lizmiele.com/newsletter

[@gdionwood]

Adorable and funny! Love her style!

[@LizMiele]

+Joseph Dionigi Thanks Joseph! Please check out my album Emotionally Exhausting bit.ly/Lizitunes and sign up for my mailing list if you wanna see me live: www.lizmiele.com/newsletter

[@seanhammer6296]

Joseph Dionigi She's smart too.

[@PassiveFIRE]

so happy i found Liz... my new dating coach and life guru. This was a really helpful documentary on how to live. Thank you Sensei

[@thesilentonetoo6869]

LMAO. Love your stuff, you're awesome! Got to keep myself from binging your videos

[@R3dmanactual]

Amazing hair!

[@FrankFxaxrx]

Gotta love the religious experience with Liz. "If you prayed for anything more than a parking spot, I'm not into it."

[@LifelongLearning-rh3nv]

We need you in Long Island! Hope you can tour here soon!

[@Dr.Octavius2.5]

Johnny cupcakes shirt. One more reason to be a fan

[@LizMiele]

I love them! I have a few of their shirts!

[@tkaio2134]

love your work Liz got my vote

[@LizMiele]

+Thomas Matthew Kaio aw thanks so much! Means a lot! If you like my stuff check out my first album "Emotionally Exhausting" bit.ly/Lizitunes and my website for tour info: www.lizmiele.com

[@Ripley_From_Aliens]

+Liz Miele I love your face

[@tkaio2134]

I agree steve o she is cute

[@bobhorne5406]

found you on here by accident and you are freaking hysterical.gotta finish watching all your vids.

[@martinberger629]

Funny! Thanks

[@Eljefe003]

Cool t-shirt.

[@LizMiele]

It's Johnny Cupcakes. you know them? johnnycupcakes.com/

[@ChrisR395]

That was pretty good. Well done.

[@timb7775]

Funny stuff. I'd go see you if your ever in Boston area. is that a Johnny cupcakes shirt?

[@88yellowjacket]

I'm from Huntington, Long Island and the feeling is mutual...

[@torontomercenary]

I feel like that person who walked by towards the end worked there, he looked pretty dead inside, either that or his date was on tinder whilst you were making that joke and he took an impromptu bathroom break, poor guy You're phenomenal, I'm having a Liz marathon tonight, Canada... Rawr

[@generaldom]

Aww man, I gotta see you live.

[@LizMiele]

Aw...will let u know next time I'm back in the DC/MD area for sure :)

[@imfrcd]

May 24-26, 2019. Might be der.

[@sofiawia]

dog your hella funny and chu got your own cartoon TIGHT

[@LizMiele]

Ha! Thanks! :)

[@charleyruwart8983]

Love the Johnny cupcakes rep

[@litlelouis]

lol !! This was really nice :D

[@LizMiele]

Thank you! Just released a new album called Emotionally Exhausting on iTunes, amazon and CDbaby. Check it out if you like: Available for download iTunes: bit.ly/1uUR22N Amazon: amzn.to/1A0TTwe CDbaby (+ physical cds): bit.ly/1rTJ2z0

[@randymartin6011]

Saw her at Akron Civic theatre last nite very funny and would go see her again

[@LizMiele]

Randy Martin Thanks Randy!

[@jimmyprice5420]

Wow how have I never heard of you? You're fucking amazing.

[@LizMiele]

Jimmy Price aw thank you! Just released my first comedy album last month called Emotionally Exhausting...check it out: iTunes: @1uUR22N Amazon: @1A0TTwe CDbaby (+ physical cds): @1rTJ2z0

[@BrokenNoseMedia]

So funny!

[@WasabiAisu]

Saw you live a few years ago. Still fuckin' hilarious. XD

[@LizMiele]

Aw thanks :) Means a lot!

[@robertwarner1160]

INCOMING, THE WALL... UNDEFEATED

[@andyallwood]

haha, this is hilarious

[@25dollarsaday55]

What has always cracked me up about the “I’m not going to Long Island” is that Brooklyn (and Queens) are on Long Island. It’s like the Seinfeld episode where Elaine got a new, non-202 area code number, and people thought she didn’t live in the City.

[@JayMon39]

Dude, Brooklyn and Queens are NOT on Long Island, sorry to burst your geographically challenged bubble.

[@greyelkwilliams]

Lol. Thats some good shit. Lol. Those are basically the same three questions I always have. And then... Do you go fishing. Cause if you cant deal with fishing even to just end up getting super drunk and then going home to sleep. Then its going to be allot of arguing and accusations of being unfaithful.

[@wizwit7633]

Funny AF

[@RalphDratman]

I keep watching these Liz routines and I keep laughing more each time. Is that ok or is something wrong with me?

[@BarakaGitari]

Man you are actually funny

[@LizMiele]

Thanks!!! :)

[@SuperFlanders007]

Coming to Australia any time soon? We might be descended from convicts but we're not all that bad

[@LizMiele]

+Daniel Fellows nothing right now. Although doing an Australian podcast via skype soon. If you follow me online I'll post when its up on FB, twitter, Instagram all @lizmiele

[@mjrydsfast]

You should go Liz. Do a gig with Henry Rollins. Surf at Bondi, do a track day at Philip Island. It'll be fun.

[@johnherring4394]

I'm probably the old guy in that crowd that she's talking to and I love her

[@sydneyellis2141]

I met my husband on tinder 😂

[@LizMiele]

aw thats awesome!! My best friend met her husband on bumble i think. They can work! :) Thanks for watching. If you missed it I have a new special called Self Help Me I just released last week on my channel. Check it out: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXWck6BnequGpqs

[@airnicco3255]

There was an add for tinder before this video

[@LizMiele]

Ha! Makes sense on their part.

[@themadman3438]

good comedian

[@picturemyversailles]

Really funny

[@LizMiele]

+gustavo rabanal Thank you!!

[@USSResolute]

That awkward moment when Tinder is considered dating...

[@TwiggehTV]

its 'dating' in the same sense as a whore is an 'escort'.

[@Mp-np2hb]

Seriously Is Tinder Truly A Hookup site bcos I go there and don’t get Any Hookups Hence I don’t understand why it’s called a hookup site

[@AdamPC112]

You're fantastic! any upcoming show-dates?

[@LizMiele]

Adam Cohen Thank you!! I'm leaving to tour Europe in a week, back March 10th with more US shows. Check my calendar for what I have so far and you can also sign up for my mailing list too if you want: www.lizmiele.com and I just released my new album if interested: bit.ly/Lizitunes

[@datatron]

I thought I liked you, but "If you've prayed for anything but a parking spot, I'm not into it." This being spoken, now means your words are out there forever!!! That is no joke!

[@melaniehamilton6550]

Saw you tonight in LVL, told you that you're so cute and little that you'd fit right in a pocket. Failed to tell you how very funny you are! Absolutely love the three positions. Pay equity!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Perfect!!!

[@LizMiele]

aw thanks! Appreciate it!

[@JasonLayton]

My name is Jason and I live on Long Island 🤗

[@TotalRookie_LV]

Yeah, I know what "Tinder" is, but I've heard about it only from stand-up comedians.

[@barrettpickett5603]

Long Island is to long away. Lol

[@ericgaudette4309]

Was that a Johnny Cupcakes shirt?

[@jeremyp2164]

when you started out in comedy did you live in new york city? as well how do you make money doing stand up comedy?

[@LizMiele]

+jeremy p live in NJ, started when I was 16, moved to NYC when I was 18 for college. Been here 12 years. Most money is made doing road gigs. You travel a lot. I'm gone often 2 weeks to 2 months at a time going city to city

[@khalidiyya]

explaining tinder to old men could be a kinky service. but it would have to be conducted through mail order VHS tapes. Also, I am personally not uber religious but I am lyftnostic. sorry, let me explain... I live with disease that makes me ooze dad jokes without having any children

[@legaleagles3654]

Just found you on KZbin. Loved it ✅✅

[@FROGZBLOCK]

🤣😂🤣

[@anonymouspersona6969]

😍

[@slackerman9758]

Ok, for those who want to know, here is where you can find her schedule lizmiele.com

[@NotchaBizness]

So weird hearing about when Tinder was new. Actually had a lot of fun with it collecting girls with dad issues and low self esteem 😂 But it was fun

[@piccadelly9360]

🤣😂🤣😂😅🤣😂😅

[@daniluchison]

While she is joking the conversation has a profound side to it: The App, created by men (Programners)... reduces the dating concept to a STRICTLY VISUAL EVENT. Reality will tell you that very few people are great looking, with most average looking and few, truly ‘ugly’. All that’s thrown out the window with a dating app: u r either good looking or u r screwed.

[@11FBA11]

lol

[@garnickbadalian9550]

cute!

[@donpatterson4829]

The only people that made me laugh like you is Bill Burr and Key and Peele. You are easily in that league. I hope you take that as a compliment, it's just the truth. My dream show would be 1.Liz Miele 2. Nikki Glazer 3. Bill Burr

[@MaxIronsThird]

Look up Mark Normand, Bengt Washburn, Ali Wong(specially "Baby Cobra"), Hannibal Buress, Daniel Sloss, Taylor Tomlison, Anthony Jesselnik(specially "Thoughts and Prayers"), Loius CK, Bo Burnham, Bert Kreischer, Andrew Schulz, , Dave Chapelle and Ricky Gervais. Iliza Shlesinger first netflix special(Freezing Hot) is pretty good, but the second one(Confirmed Kills) is okay at best and the two most recent ones are awful.

[@shawnthomas6782]

Lol 😂

[@jamielancaster01]

WOW look how young Liz is👸🏼😃

[@Dimitrija69]

Whats so bad about long island?

[@LizMiele]

Have you been? It's self explanatory

[@Dimitrija69]

@@LizMiele I have never been

[@LizMiele]

Dimitri I work there a fair amount. Think jersey shore trash but they have money.

[@Dimitrija69]

@@LizMiele Oh...I see. It still doesn't seem that bad, but then again I haven't been around them, so that one "it's a Jersey thing" south park episode is...kinda realistic..?

[@LizMiele]

Dimitri sure if you are getting a drink but imagine that person inside you? Higher stakes. (Also I write jokes. my whole job is to say ridiculous stuff. Take it all with a grain of salt. Thanks for watching regardless)

[@chrismastersmah5037]

😂

[@jase7401]

what're the odds my names jason.

[@Cryptonymicus]

It's funny because she lives in Brooklyn. Which is on Long Island.

[@diegocontreras6315]

does anyone know if liz is still available?

[@joebuzz2758]

I love this chick.. not sure if because I think she's safely beautiful.... Or just funny!.... Yeah.. she's funny enough.... But love her looks! Lol

[@LizMiele]

Thanks for watching. If you missed it I have a new special called Self Help Me I just released last week on my channel. Check it out: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXWck6BnequGpqs

[@joebuzz2758]

@@LizMiele I watch all your stuff now. Yeah saw that show. I actually put your cute ass on my stalker list! U r so cute!

[@geraldbrienza4474]

Brooklyn IS Long Island (and so is Queens.)

[@jergervasi3331]

This always reminds me how much I hate Long Island… LOL

[@tkaio2134]

will do liz :-)

[@skylark4901]

I like Liz, very funny, and cute, btw, I'm not religious Liz..........

[@loverules7691]

Min. 2:24, Not Cool. But hopefully you pray now.

[@pablorages1241]

Liz looking HOT !

[@RobertfSullivan]

Haha

[@jonschaffer4410]

Lol

[@joshuajim65]

Who said women cant be funny, dude I lmao

[@davidlindsay131]

At least the GUYS on Tinder are Real.

[@freem4nn129]

:)

[@donszabo7558]

Good!!!

[@BrianPippin]

So that's how tinder is? Oh fuck

Only a true New Yorker will understand the Long Island joke. Dude are used to date someone who lived on like I’m not great block way too up on the west side and I lived on 78th and Lex. Super annoying commute across town

[@nickandrews208]

Proof women are hilarious

[@roberthertz6634]

I'm moving to LONG ISLAND. SEE WHAT UR MISSING. u not there Good

[@amkelle2]

Isn't that the point of dating? To ask those questions?

[@linkbelt111]

Old man should have stood and said, “honey, I got 10 million in Apple shares, I know what an App is!....BAM!...

[@jimmydroid7838]

Funy. Funny. Funny lady. Easy on the eyes too. I live in Brooklyn babe. Hit me up.

[@LizMiele]

I'm doing a new hour Sept 26th @ New York comedy Club @ 8pm if you wanna see me live. Otherwise join my mailing list for other big show alerts near you: www.lizmiele.com/newsletter

[@jimmydroid7838]

Liz Miele so cool that you replied, I will join your mailing list and follow on Twitter. Can't do Wed b/c of work. I'll be looking forward to upcoming shows tho, your are so talented!

[@Targetedmfr]

I love you girl even without lotion some times, that's allot!

[@Doomreb]

I sent you a message. YT's message system sucks so let me know if you can't find it. Thanks.

[@psychiatry-is-eugenics]

.

[@harrymills2770]

I love the way they spin these apps like they're full of incel males being unfairly rejected, when in actuality, it takes them less energy to proposition more women than ever before in history. So-called "players" in the clubs have always known that they're going to be rejected 9 out of 10 times. What this means to players is all they have to do is proposition 10 or more women and they'll get a hit! Even with absurdly low rates of return on these apps, they can proposition hundreds of women with less effort than the old way of buying drinks at the bar. It's much cheaper, too. Seems like it's bad for men, but it's really not.

[@peedinkus389]

Jewish dating app is PayPal.

[@jamesha175]

WTF i have no idea what she is talking about

[@DavidMorales-bt4rx]

Zzzzzz

[@mattb2382]

2 out of 3 ain't bad, it's just a shane I don't live in Brooklyn.