March is 40k Idol Month!

Idols are the theme for the songs in March! Ready your hearts for some doki doki and kawaii uguu because in the grimdarkness of the far future, there is only IDOLS!
The SoB song will be released some time between March 10-11! I won't spoil what comes next after the SoB song. 😈
The Sister of Battle and Megane are drawn by LikhaLuna:
/ likhaluna
Megane is a character owned by Luth from Bolter to Kokoro:
/ boltertokokoro
MissyMarsStars voiced Techpriestess Megane:
/ missymarsstars
Naerina voiced the Sister of Battle Idol-Elect:
/ naerina
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/ stringstorm
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[@FieldMarshalFry]

somewhere.... a Commissar is staring at this in a blind rage

[@vnerd3026]

With a massive erection

[@501ststormtrooper9]

@@vnerd3026 I mean.. You ain’t wrong about that one, man.

[@InquisitorThomas]

The most Grim-Dark version of Macross

[@jacksonbowns1087]

Indeed.

[@strikethespike816]

SQUAD MORALE RESTORED!

[@EmpathP]

I am prepared

[@markkiefer3243]

Broodlord-Kun pls....or C'tan-chan.

[@essexclass8168]

Didn't think i'd live to see 40k become cyberpunk FOR THE EMPEROR! LET NO TICKET BE SPARED! LET NO SINGLE GO UNNOTICED! NO ALBUM IGNORED! On the side note, i bet the production agency is what Vance sold those 100 baneblades for

[@ApsalusSigma]

It is one of the epitomes of awesome adorableness that the Tech Priestess's lines are straight from the click quotes of her Dawn of War counterpart. His Most Holy Inquisition and the Adeptus Mechanicus' Ordo Juris, through a joint Inquisitorial Conclave, have discerned that this endeavour has our Emperor the Omnissiah's most holy approval. Most of the short meeting was spent confirming that everyone was immediately on the same page, and calming down our... zealous associates... from their frothing rants on quote "It tis like cats and dogs living together!" Thankfully a Magos Biologis and a group of Hospitallers were there with tranquilizers. The rest of the meeting was confusingly trying to figure out if they meant this was vile Heresy or a Holy Omen from our enthroned Emperor.

[@michaelkeha]

Stabber OpSig so it was you who left the mess in the Holy Palace you inqusitorial swine.

[@felixjaeger1635]

YESH! YEEESHHH! I'm waiting for the album and your future career, that will inevitably lead to warp dust addiction and high post mortem sales. But in all do seriousness, I'm hyped

[@raptorjetz]

In the Grimdark Future of Warhammer 40K, There is only KAWAII

[@immortalwarrior2695]

You mean KAWAGHHHH

[@joeyfacts7958]

Lion'El Jonson in a schoolgirl uniform. Please

[@10dice]

Can't wait!

[@patton5283]

I ship Catachan Sister of Battle with precious Tech Priestess. StringStorm make this canon.

[@markkiefer3243]

Pfft....obv SoB is shipped with whoever the chaos idol is. And the Tech priestess will go to the Necrons.

[@patton5283]

Please report to your nearest commissar for he wants to have a few words with you about your ideas.

[@markkiefer3243]

Commissar-kun?

[@nicedaemonette]

+Mark kiefer Why not ship all the Idols together? Certainly more efficient if you do it in bulk!

[@commo8087]

Mark kiefer Krieg-Kun?

[@Neko_Medic]

i demand a felinid idol who sings metal.

[@markkiefer3243]

Please see Alfabusa's "Meeting the Felinids" video before you wish that. Or was it Karl's video?

[@cobaltCarnivore]

+Mark kiefer I see no issue with this.

[@sakkuyniron9756]

Helloo... I am here... to sing you a soong. heeeeloo. I am.. here. [Horrified crowd noise]

[@toakrikitt]

make this real now. someone please!

[@renerade2116]

Praise be to the Omnissiah for bringing us those pure enough to sing to the Imperium of Man at large. My hearts and the machine spirit within my Artificer's Armour bursts with excitement. I am definitely looking forward to the coming month!

[@uninspiredrambler]

How could I not subscribe after seeing this work of art?

[@theconfessor2428]

I have never used my Personal Cogitators Mobile Control Device with that Speed.

[@madman12222]

Is it me or the tech priest saying dawn of war lines?

[@stringstorm]

It is! >:D

[@stantrien8106]

Now I really want a mod that replaces the voice lines with idol renditions.

[@jhonon1]

Oh my Sweet Emperor String, man I love you. Never stop

[@Uacher]

This will be glorious. And hilarious to the very end.

[@stosslegionen]

Oh can't wait for this! Yayyy!!

[@chowbyebye]

This is gonna be awesome

[@whitehawk4099]

Well, I get a song for my birthday (or the day after). That's definately a nice present!

[@Marsy-J]

OML ^_^

[@m0rtez713]

:D A challenge worthy of your skills!

[@Piterdeveirs333]

I am so very excited

[@Big_E_Soul_Fragment]

YEEEESSSSS! CAN'T WAIT!

[@serioush]

Dis gonna be good.

[@nicedaemonette]

Yes... YES!!! My needlessly convoluted plan is coming to fruition! SOON ALL CONFLICT IN THE FORTY-FIRST MILLENNIUM SHALL BE DECIDED BY SAPPICALLY-CHARGED MUSICAL PERFORMANCES!!! Also smol smug Megane is smug!

[@insertpersonhere4871]

Fucking fantastic.

[@michaelkeha]

As a Shield Captain of the mighty Custodes I proclaim this to be most excellent all may rejoice.

[@Shogun0099]

Is it possible to be madly in love with an accent? Because that British sister is making me feel things I didn't know I could.

[@RayshiaRoman]

My body is ready!

[@Falkenhorst2000]

YES! YES! YES!

[@captainangel1078]

"AN EASY MATTER FOR ONE OF MY SKILL'S!!!" Flashback to watching a group of tech priests chraging through a huge battle between the Guard and Chaos marines to fix a turret.

[@CriKnight]

Ohohohoho! YES!

[@vukknezevic4087]

Okay,as long as the Inquisition doesn't know about this! Okay? OKAY?!

[@fritz160wolf]

Ill make sure my ab human guard regiment attends this idol 😀😀

[@astupidface1645]

This is gonna be cool lel

[@CEBph5997]

I NEEDZ AN ORK IDOL FOR DA WAAAAAAAGH!! ROCKIN' IDOL WAAAAAAAHHGG!!

[@bolrath6984]

Praise be to the emperor

[@scruffles3838]

BY THE MAN EMPEROR OF MANKIND YES! YEEES!!!!!!!!!!

[@povilzem]

I hear the machine spirit's voice... Hmm. Those are Dawn of War quotes! Tell me there's a psyker idol coming, I wish to WITNESS YOUR DOOOOOOMAH ;D

[@EzraeL91]

All these quotes from Dawn of War I!

[@ironwolf113]

Please....PLEASE let there be a Chaos Idol....

[@cobaltCarnivore]

1d4chan.org/wiki/Cultist-chan ?

[@Cowboyking92]

Robert Shaw I that is who they choose for Chaos I pity the person singing for her.

[@drakesucks]

individual gods or undivided? I swear any of the gods other than Slaanesh, I really can't stand futanari.

[@PainSquared]

I was going awww during the entire video then the name FURYFUCKER9000 popped on the screen and i spat my everything over my monitor. Good lord that name xD

[@commo8087]

Ahem... Lolicron!

[@commo8087]

Squat idol too.. ;)

[@Aca969]

I would say *HERESY!!!* but when i saw our beloved Bolter Bitches, i changed my mind. (be careful how you execute it my dear fellow, mt finger lingers over the big red button).

[@JamesBrown-sn6le]

So will we be getting more of the Primarch's Daughters from you sometime?

[@nadav2003]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@rockethero1177]

Why does that techpriestess remind me so much of Hat Kid?

[@Majora359]

So who is the idol representative for the Imperial Guard?

[@McSkumm]

Sly Marbo of course... Probably gonna be doing some death metal that's just incoherent screaming anyway.

[@MightyElo]

MsSkumm...Sly Marbo's daughter or long lost sister XD. That or a woman commissar XD

[@TiganWelsh]

Cata-chan, obviously. :P

[@TheHipCrab]

i hope we see a ork idol

[@McSkumm]

HNNNNNNNNGH!

[@szczelecwyborny9444]

Still waiting for Torchstar or Shadowsun...

[@markkiefer3243]

Please tell me that Doomrider is either participating or is one of the judges. Also there had better be a damn Chaos idol or Dark Eldar Idol

[@269tron]

What is an 'Idol' exactly? I have been confused on this for years now.

[@b.boldnasan9592]

Wait what? ...... WHAT??

[@bernardrednix756]

i wonder if an eldar girl is part of the idol

[@stringstorm]

Yes, it will be. But that's all I'm going to say! >:3

[@markkiefer3243]

I demand a Voystroyan Guardswoman who sings Russian music

[@christopherrosengren6017]

Thous quotes lol

[@handsomehans3127]

and so began the story ... story about the singing competition in 40k millennium ... 2 much h3r3sy 4 me

[@tictak959]

Cadia didnt fall for this

[@stringstorm]

You are right! Cadia fell so that there would be a future for people in the imperium and beyond to enjoy Idols! >:D

[@gellax111]

Ork idol... I don't know if I want it or if it's the more fucked up slaanesh-tier shit my mind could ever imagine.