Imperium - Original Song - ft. Joliet Shuff

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Vocals by Joliet Shuff
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Artwork by Zuerille
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Lyrics by Empath
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Voice over by BewareTheBun
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[@conorjasper5814]

We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed and we've been quite possibly bamboozled

[@song6771]

Is that... a Red VS Blue Reference?

[@conorjasper5814]

@@song6771 Yes

[@song6771]

GRIF!!!

[@Nicmadis]

...I believe you mean... Bamboobzled.

[@Morec0]

We've been smeckledorfed!

[@bensagnella757]

Magnus: walks in Emporor: idol Magnus: I'm rejoining chaos

[@manofironthathasntturnedcr9817]

Trazyn: Nope. Even i don’t want that shit. Back to solemnace !

[@bobboringname9021]

just wait for fem magnus

[@LeviathanSpeaks1469]

VOICED BY EGO QUEEN ALEXIS 🤣

[@manofironthathasntturnedcr9817]

Here, we can see rare footage of tyranids running AWAY from what attracts them. We can also see daemonettes calling the inquisition about the heresy of this video.

[@caresabout]

@@bobboringname9021 With deviantart make your dreams come true.

[@Velventian]

To be fair, the Emperor's dream is basically to turn the entire galaxy into an endless party of godlike superhumans with golden abs and really fabolous hair...

[@insertedgynamehere]

She doesn't have abs

[@Velventian]

@@insertedgynamehere Massive skeleton titters proxy for abs

[@destronarok785]

She doesn't even have an abdomen to begin with.

[@septimusheikler8104]

@@insertedgynamehere She had abs before she had to take the long sit

[@marcus4046]

"I started the Crusade to get elven booty"-Emperor Text to Speech Device.

[@Shard-Le]

>Be me Shard of the Manliest Man Emperor of Mankind >Escape Tzeentch's grasp to warn the Throne Emperor of some important shiz >Finally arrive at the palace and see what going on >mfw I am now my waifu

[@depressedgwyndolin]

I fully regret to say yes

[@keeganpenix9483]

You're Alivia Sureka?

[@Wasker20233]

Oh hello Emperor, i too am Emperor

[@temp3608]

i want to like it, but the like number is perfect the like number has been unperfected :(

[@cleric777]

These isekai titles keep getting more wild

[@DarkAngel57267]

“I could just take off my armor... NO NO, I have restrained myself for millennia.” -Kitten when he returns

[@hugolaffilay7456]

I think even alpharius or omegon could have seen that coming or if they knew they'd probably didn't believe it.

[@carlwalters5909]

@@hugolaffilay7456 there was a reason why Omegon sided with horus for the erasure of All humanity and big E

[@Prophetofthe8thLegion]

it's not your father anymore kitten it's your mistress

[@CHRF-55457]

@@carlwalters5909 Omegon? Or Alpharius?

[@MrDOCASERRO]

@@CHRF-55457 yes

[@myownprod-second]

I can just imagine the Custodes being background dancers and fangirling at unparalleled level

[@Athalwolf13]

Thank you for making me imagine the Custodes pulling the same dance moves as the background dancers from Friday Night Funkin

[@myownprod-second]

It was more or less what I was imaginating

[@commissarliruvondegurechaf5592]

I mean, they already do that. Now it’s sanctioned by the Emperor, I mean, Empress. -Pogchamp Commissar Liru

[@myownprod-second]

Pogchamp commissar Liru, damn imagine if all imperial name were like that

[@NathanMarcusSPhua]

Judging from the music I suppose that Big E is still into 20th millennium music

[@HafdirTasare]

The Emperor: I WILL PARTAKE IN THIS IDOL CONTEST AND I WILL WIN IT WITH MY ANGELIC VOICE Rogal Dorn: Father, you are neither female nor are you alive. You are a immobile skeleton bound to this golden throne. You can not parttake in this musical competition. The Emperor: SHUT UP ROGAL AND WATCH ME.

[@immortalwarrior2695]

Emperor is binary. It's male and Female

[@HafdirTasare]

@@immortalwarrior2695 Technicly, Emperor is male, Empress would be female.

[@aceriverpirate9795]

Emps is Emps. Gender is irrelevant to a decomposing skeleton stuck on life-sustaining god-couch.

[@alphariusfuze8089]

Emperor is Emperor after all.

[@themightyalpaca313]

I wonder if at some point in his life, Big E actually decided to spend a century or ten as a woman? You know, just because why not

[@KaijuMaster2099]

Traitor Primarchs: This is why we joined Chaos dad! Lorgar: YES! PRAISE THE GOD-EMPRESS! Traitor Primarchs: WTF?!

[@jefferycrouse4652]

Lorgar is prime Oedipus complex material

[@PartY_JokeR]

Lorgar : "I CHANGED MY MIND PLEASE MY EMPRESS TAKE ME BACK SO I CAN SUCK ON THOSE MOMMY MILKER"

[@alphariusfuze8089]

Told ya all

[@vojtaliska1430]

This is so heretical that the demons are calling the inquisition

[@birgaripadam7112]

Undar rated comment For now

[@evilanno3394]

Slaanesh is calling their lawyer's to take the emperor to court for copyright infringement.

[@jamescraig7164]

@@evilanno3394 That could be a good TTS episode right thar. Tzeentch is the lawyer, Khorne/Nurgle the judge/bailiff, and big E is defending himself hes the emperor.

[@Kingneo0053]

The Emperor decided to fight fire with fire.

[@evilanno3394]

@@jamescraig7164 The best thing is that "Immaterial Court of Law" was mentioned by Tzeentch when he tried to get Magnus his soul back.

[@tunch90]

Finally we discovered the identity of the “Empress” who ruined the ship between the Emperor and the Emperor

[@caliban_one]

Best comment out there

[@TheBonesMalone]

No this is the Nicer one who helped the Emperor get over Emperor

[@birgaripadam7112]

Now I kind of understand what's going on No I still don't understand what's going on

[@pinestriker2789]

@@birgaripadam7112 it was a tts short I think?

[@birgaripadam7112]

@@pinestriker2789 I have watched that episode Still I understand nothing

[@brettdibble2763]

i just realized something. not only does the voice filter effect give an artificial feel to the voice, which makes sense given the Text-to-Speech aspect of TTS Emps, but ON TOP OF THAT the voice is FITTING given that Big E is both the God Emperor AND the Omnissiah, so the voice is both very robotic AND very human in sound. i'm not sure if those layers were intentional, but WOW, that was an INTERESTING revelation for me.

[@When_did_they_add_handles]

New headcanon: the Ruinous Powers got Horus to turn against the Imperium by showing him the Emperor uttering the words "Today I will grow massive skeleton titters and scream into a microphone for no real reason" EDIT: That goes double for Curze who was haunted by visions

[@lapu2407]

Putting my money on this also being the reason sanginius stopped caring

[@carlwalters5909]

@@lapu2407 he still cares for his sons eg:Dante BTW this was the dark future he saw and wrote down about

[@aceriverpirate9795]

I want Curze to come back . . . The Imperium could use the Psychotic-Space-Batman right about now.

[@carlwalters5909]

@@aceriverpirate9795 they have the inquisition who Exterminatius Planets because some guy jerked off to a slaneeshi daemon rule34 and odds are a few more people like evil batman and the cacarodons astra who are actually successful night lords

[@aceriverpirate9795]

@@carlwalters5909 the carcharodons are supposedly successors of the Raven Guard. Supposedly. If they are successors of the Night Haunter, I may have a new favorite successor chapter of Astartes.

[@bloodwolfkoji]

I'm suddenly hearing the confused yet enraptured screams of millions of Sisters of Battle, idk why

[@amyhunter83]

Can you imagine Big E resurrecting as a motherly, loving momperor? I can already hear traitors getting teary eyed and returning to the Imperium. Lets be fair, all he needed to do was be human.

[@bloodwolfkoji]

@@amyhunter83 I like to think he had the best of intentions at heart, but that was overwritten by the fact that he was a total narcissist in how he acted in certain ways

[@amyhunter83]

@@bloodwolfkoji Oh by all means. Then again, (and I am going to get shit for this) most men don't have a paternal instinct as strong as most women do. So Momperor would deeeeefinitely backflip the Emperor's mistakes and maybe go a tad too far as well... like sacrificing herself to contain chaos from mankind permanently, breaking the hearts of her children and mankind all over again. By Sanguinius, can you imagine the permanent mental scar that'd leave on EVERY single child of his, not to mention mankind as a whole? The Lamenters, would commit suicide, just so they can be by the side of their Momperor and help... actually, that makes me realize a fairly dark thought. Oh lawd.

[@amyhunter83]

@@deathkorpsinfantryman1898 Jesus Christ crucified on breadsticks, please try and use some periods. Besides that I'd say you make a fairly good point!

[@amyhunter83]

@@deathkorpsinfantryman1898 Ey man, all gouda, just happened to be such a severe nutter buster to read it made me actually have to take a second read through.

[@keeganpenix9483]

Damn, The Celestial Shaman Queen really can sing

[@arthurdawance1165]

Nah the arm isn't long enough

[@athatcher9367]

@@arthurdawance1165 they cut it off and gave her a robot skeleton arm so she could play Stellaris on PC

[@maverickwildwolf3871]

@@athatcher9367 and they used shaman queen's extanded arm to give back to the glorious manly manperor of mankind both arms!

[@athatcher9367]

@@maverickwildwolf3871 i mean it's probably the right size for it. the manly manperor is very huge

[@spongeyspikes09]

That's not celestial shaman queen Celestial shaman queen is a Amazonian goddess

[@dr.sugar1060]

Vulkan: "I wish to give mommy a big hug!"

[@mattaffenit9898]

... *AUDIBLE CONFUSION FROM BAAL*

[@dr.sugar1060]

@@mattaffenit9898 Vulkan: "My bird brotha, our mommy wants us to spread hugs across the galaxy." ** OI GORK AN' MORK ZOG DIS GIT** Proppa Orky Vulkan: "DAT MEANZ NO MOAR DAKKA AN' KRUMPIN'!"

[@mattaffenit9898]

@@dr.sugar1060 *MUFFLED COFFIN SCREAMING*

[@aceriverpirate9795]

Omg. OwO. For the Empress! *begins cuddle-crusade

[@mattaffenit9898]

@@aceriverpirate9795 *_NOT-VERY-MUFFLED GILDED COFFIN SCREAMING_*

[@mistertaz94]

Me: *STRINGSTORM NO!* Stringstorm: *STRINGSTORM YES!*

[@MarcosAlexandre-no3qx]

STRINGSTORM ALWAYS YES

[@user-qi2hu6yo7r]

"Why don't you try to loosen up and get a little more Slaaneshi" *confused imperial noises

[@tirpitz177]

So, I'm not the only imperial subject confused.

[@liamc.h.2691]

Woooh Praise Slannesh. Lets Party

[@ThirdMoon715]

A lyric i can get behind

[@ARandomCustodian]

*THIS IS NOT FUCKING CANNON* presses the uncannon button

[@Zeratai.]

**Confused heretical noises as well**

[@DragonfameDracas]

The Emperor of Mankind, a man so powerful that he needs no cursed crown to turn himself into a waifu girl idol.

[@caresabout]

Deviantart is gonna love this song.

[@silvertrimhill9844]

@@caresabout Summon the eyes of the emperor, we need more than inquisitors for what's to come!

[@spagandhi]

It’s chaotic don’t you know

[@aceriverpirate9795]

I need dis.

[@alphariusfuze8089]

That's heresy you know.

[@The_Real_Maxajax]

"What does the low level heresy meter say?" "3.6 heresies." "3.6 heresies, not great, not terrible." "But that's as high as the low level meter will go. We found another meter, though." "What did it say?" "It burned out the moment it was turned on." "Typical. They send us faulty meters and wonder why worlds turn away from the Emperor's light."

[@terratheterribl]

"Sounds good so far, why are the comments saying it's heretica-"

[@MythosTheSophist]

Stringstorm, you have reached levels of *HERESY* not even the Arch-traitor Horus ever had! Oh, Emperor, I actually kinda like this... *loads bolter* Well, I guess it's the Emperor's mercy for me!

[@liamc.h.2691]

NoOoOoo accept Slannesh inside your Heart. Let the Eternal Pleasure consume you.

[@Morec0]

STOP! TAKE ME WITH YOU BEFORE YOU GO!

[@ARandomCustodian]

BLAM

[@jrex0522]

it cant be heresy if it's from the emperor himself.

[@ashraffhashrin4196]

@@jrex0522 Brother im confused now is it the Emperor or the *Empress!*

[@AnnieScarlet]

As the Holy Emperor idol, I approve of this video. Thank you and good night.

[@clawso9014]

You have cursed us.

[@VaultBoy1300]

You did an amazing job, like, god damn

[@yarrick9961]

Nice voice but heresy is still heresy 😂

[@unclesam1756]

Mixed feelings abound.

[@arkados3008]

Your voice is as awesome as always !

[@nebelwanderer4974]

The "Ugh fine, I guess you are the Imperium's little Pog-Champ, come here." at the end destroyed my sides. I can't even, that was just too perfect.

[@dinodude6992]

Silent king: *disgusted* Also silent king: *spikes his coffee with alcohol* I wonder if I can still get drunk so I can un-remember this

[@akumaking1]

That would be Nemesor Zahndrek who forgot he’s a robot

[@ammarsalim1185]

More alcohol2

[@omegaalpha-th8mf]

"no way they are still worshipping me after this" "farther they are not worshiping you" "good rogal" "now they are aroused by you" "dammit rogal"

[@sov7513]

EVERYONE CANCELL EVERYTHING NEW STRINGSTORM SONG JUST DROPPED

[@gabornemes6932]

I just rushed home to watch it

[@poemon8661]

I was waching some movie but this is more important

[@arcangellord5372]

Agreed

[@jrex0522]

Did you enjoy the heresy?

[@NEEDbacon]

Pretty Marines - A heartfelt song about a joke chapter Imperium - A joke song about Big E being an Idol.

[@joshmatzner9332]

Goddess-Empress: "♡~Magnus, sweetie, I'm going to introduce you to your new Step-Father! ~♡" Magnus: "... I want to go back to the warp now please and thank you." Kitten: "This IS NOT CANON!!" *Goddess-Empress walks over to Kitten, lifting his head up so that their eyes meet* Goddess-Empress: "Oh Kitty, my darling Husbando... it IS Canon if Dommy-Mommy says it is..." *Goddess-Empress leans in closer, her face inches away from Kitten's helemt..* "♡~And I say IT IS CANON..~♡" Magnus and Kitten: "NOOOOOOOOO-" Please kill me Slanneshi cultists forced me to write this please exterminatus my coordinates hurry I can hear them coming ba-

[@lautaronewgate8758]

Shadowsun:*breaks in the throne room* not in my watch

[@criminalpidgeon4636]

SHIP!!!

[@AJPDing]

@@lautaronewgate8758 NOT CANON!

[@lautaronewgate8758]

@@AJPDing shadowsun: shut up kitten we are fighting over here and when we are done you better not resist Kitten:magnus let's get the hell away from here right now!!

[@convergence-ren3223]

ALRIGHT FIRE ! *Punch the big red button multiple times*

[@therookie7401]

Kitten coming out of the bathroom: I am back my emperor. Now what were we talking about agai- who are you, and what have you done to the Emperor! Custodes to me!

[@amyhunter83]

I imagine the brilliant warmth from Big E would be far too familiar. The sheer confusion of finally being cared for AND feeling Big E's psychic warmth would be confusing for a few days for'em.

[@tiborbalog1646]

Imagine santodes be like mmmmmm big golden mommy

[@csmrookie9600]

@@amyhunter83 so. I know Custodes have no emotions, but...Kitten would pop a whyboner that will last for a millenia.

[@amyhunter83]

@@csmrookie9600 I kinda doubt it? In this scenario, I'd assume since he see's the normal Big-E as his lord and father, he'd probably ask "Can I have a bedtime story for all the millennia of rough nights I've had? Please mom?" because let's be real... Kitten's life, up 'till Mars, absolutely suuuuuuuuucked.

[@csmrookie9600]

@@amyhunter83 I guess? Probably, but I doubt he refer to Big-E as his dad, more...Your queenship? Wait, the feminine equivalant of lordship? Ah well, but also remember in the first episode, remember how Kitten almost thought to take off his armor as he get to hear the emperor speak again after many a millenia. So yeah, take what you will from this.

[@jubisvaldo5450]

Papa Emprah reigns supreme Edit: Moma Emprah lol

[@stoneifisaunt]

Wait wtf.ugh I mean the throne room. Adornable: Father seeing as you brought your skin back and looked feminine, does that mean you are also my mother. Magnus: I DON'T WANT TO BE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE.! Emperor: I am your father and will always be a man even when I am a woman. Cause you can't spell woman without man. Custodisi: An excellent display and performance my Emperor. Whamuudes: YES it was truly breathtaking. Karstodes: What is a pogchamp and why is it the Imperiums? Emperor: everyone shut the fuck up, this was dumb and I am not doing it again.

[@depressedgwyndolin]

I did say that

[@williamsantamaria2813]

Boy: Gussy

[@youshouldntadidthat7691]

@@williamsantamaria2813 NOOOOO

[@unknowncommenter6698]

>I'll always be a man even when I'm a woman because you can't spell woman without man 😂😂😂

[@danielharris3036]

Kitten: *walks into the throne room and immediately runs out to find Magnus* Magnus it's happening again!!! Magnus: calm yourself companion what do you mean? Is Father alright? Kitten: It's just like that one time we had to spin our way out of the 4 dimensional warp fuckery that happened, when the Emperor was reacting to those ancient Terran jokes Magnus: *facepalms* alright companion....let's get this over with.

[@depressedgwyndolin]

I did do that what a weird day

[@danielharris3036]

@@depressedgwyndolin MY Primarch! It's an honour to speak with you over the Vox. I am Chapter Master Galahad Renost. Of the Knights of Prospero. Borne of the last remaining loyalist remnants of the Thousand sons. We fled the battle against the space wolves to ensure that our research into the geneseed defect wasn't lost forever. We must have been separated from the rest of the legion as we, found ourselves in the Warp yet there were no signs of Daemonic infestation. When word reach my predecessor of your fall to the ruinous powers he swore a blood oath to find a way to redeem you and bring you back to our side. We continue to research ways to cure the flesh change, so none of our brothers would succumb to it. I must say we have some promising leads. Hopefully this news brings you joy and hope. Hopefully now that the Emperor is willing to offer you a chance of redemption, we may begin the process of making our presence known to other Loyalist chapters. And bring ourselves out of the Warp to serve the Imperium and the Emperor, with your guidance, maybe just maybe we can find a way to redeem the 15th Legion, and save them from Tzeench's meddling. What say you my Primarch? Will you join us in our quest to redeem the 15th? Will you lead us into a better future for the Imperium?

[@danielharris3036]

@@depressedgwyndolin it was indeed my Primarch...it baffles my Sorcerers to this day.

[@depressedgwyndolin]

@@danielharris3036 don't worry I'm redeemed

[@danielharris3036]

@@depressedgwyndolin then my predecessor can rest. We will still focus our efforts on curing the Flesh change and finding a way to save the rest of the 15th legion. Until we meet in person my lord. Emperor protects.

[@franciscorui]

Idol month is over Sir Storm, Why did Bowesette/Peach crown the emperor

[@liamc.h.2691]

I dont want to accuse anyone but ... Slannesh.

[@spooderlover3512]

@@liamc.h.2691 *remembers that kitten tried giving the emperor the crown* oh yeah, totally slaanesh...

[@immortalwarrior2695]

No. Malal remains

[@theemperorofmankind7706]

FINALLY. the lord has blessed us with another video That WASN'T ME,THAT WAS THRONE EMPEROR!

[@thegamingsentinel9238]

Does throne emperor do this often

[@alpharius5636]

Father... we accept you, no matter what.

[@chrono3652]

Too late big E you did not specify which shard you are so it was you

[@theemperorofmankind7706]

@@thegamingsentinel9238 I neither confirm nor deny this

[@theemperorofmankind7706]

@@alpharius5636 love you too Omegon

[@TomCarter777]

YOU MADE IT! Our girl Joliet is back! i only pray for more collabs with her, you never disappoint man.

[@AnnieScarlet]

More collabs to come, I swear!

[@TomCarter777]

Can't wait!!!!

[@yt_krg]

3:15 what every loyalist guardsman from the lowest to the high solar hears upon dying a heroic death

[@i3lackfusion]

I’d pledge my soul to chaos right after that.

[@vyanesh6487]

That- was outright the last thing I expected.

[@nathanarmaing5575]

You composers were so preoccupied with whether you could, you didn't stop to think if you should.

[@AverageAwesomeDude]

It is the spirit of humanity to explore and push boundaries. Often the result will be bitter ashes yet sometimes we emerge on the other side in glorious groovy musical triumph

[@direfulwolf3606]

What we need now is a music competition of Idol Empress with Idol Custodes as backup as she completely destroys all the Chaos Idols.

[@chairmeme6231]

On one hand l can gain power from the ruinous powers but on the other l can be the emperor's little pogchamp

[@aceriverpirate9795]

It is not a difficult decision.

[@Alexander_the_Greatest]

@@aceriverpirate9795 yes, chaos

[@aceriverpirate9795]

@@Alexander_the_Greatest *HEAVY FLAMER WHOOSHING NOISE* NOPE. Welp, the heretic bait works!

[@imperialfist2304]

I think my faith has been redoubled, Glory to the God Empress I guess? Edit: Nevermind, I saw the ending, I’m joining Chaos

[@deathkorpstrooper8228]

NO! Son of Dorn don't do that! This is Chaos Propaganda that meddles with our faith! We shall stay united against Chaos influence! Come, Son of Dorn, we have heretics to burn.

[@deathkorpstrooper8228]

FOR THE EMPEROR!

[@liamc.h.2691]

JUST AS PLANNED!

[@liamc.h.2691]

@@deathkorpstrooper8228 You are to late Loyalist. Muhahahaha

[@deathkorpstrooper8228]

@@liamc.h.2691 Maybe for him, but not for you. **BLAM BLAM BLAM**

[@alastor-yw7og]

Imagine kitten walking in on the emperor's gender bend idol waifu time and see how he would react

[@Morec0]

NOT FUCKING CANON!

[@ARandomCustodian]

@@Morec0 THIS IS NOT FUCKING CANNON

[@TheBonesMalone]

"MY LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING?!" ROGAL: "Father? What are you doing?" Magnus: *froths at whats happening* The FuckStodes:*grooving*

[@Morec0]

@OHGAS he leaves his memory so when everyone else starts asking questions about what they forgot, he can fuck up their attempts and secure the secret.

[@qirat73]

Look ShadowSun came back

[@lapu2407]

Anyone else here just imagining kitten and a bunch of custodies and sisters of silence as back up dancers Edit: before anyone comments yes I have seen Great jaggi’s comment but I wrote this before I saw it

[@joshmatzner9332]

YUYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSS

[@TOCZEKX]

Frictionless likes it

[@AverageAwesomeDude]

I hadn’t before but now I definitely do

[@theeunseen8820]

Something about the God Emperor saying Anime Titters is both heretical and hilarious

[@braydinmayne8192]

That it is

[@banzeyegaming2234]

Slaneesh: “To borrow a term... *all is going according to keikaku.”*

[@liamc.h.2691]

JUST AS PLANNED!

[@birgaripadam7112]

I m not sure if this slaanesh or whatever evil deities plot but we will crush it for the goddess empress of the womenkind

[@mattaffenit9898]

Meanwhile on Baal Secundus: *_VERY ANGRY COFFIN BIRB_*

[@Mr-Lister]

Emperor of Mankind sits on a chair. Aizen sits on a chair. And both have egos the size of gods.

[@sultanmalik9808]

I... should have seen this coming.

[@blackholewarriors1928]

Yeah me too

[@zodiac9732]

Ya, I was expecting something like titanicus to be honest.

[@anthony4844]

I vote to have Empress to be ruler of the Imperium. She can probably sing and calm the entirety of chaos down enough to have them all go back to sleep.

[@rcr4202]

In the grim darkness of the 41st Millenium there is only rickroll.

[@somewhereelse1235]

"Ft. Joliet Shuff" Alright, so there's going to be a female singer. Wonder how it's going to be *Emps talks about getting skele-tiddies* Oh no *Becomes idol* We've Been Tricked, We've Been Backstabbed and We've Been Quite Possibly, Bamboozled

[@zerggedxh1054]

I am going through a horrible period of time in my life, trying to balance college graduation, moving out, worst job market in years... Stringstorm and Joliet with a new song and a hilarious Emperor waifu is helping me out today. Thank you guys, Ave Imperator!

[@timvanrijn8239]

Wel good luck my dudr

[@zerggedxh1054]

@@timvanrijn8239 Thank you, I hope your year goes well!

[@aceriverpirate9795]

Ave Dominus Nox brother.

[@jorgedeanoperez2997]

This is unironically amazing. The lyrics are on point, the beat is great and Joliet is amazing as always. Great work, you two!

[@jamescustodio3094]

By Slaanesh, YES! And suddenly I'm loyalist now.

[@theinquisitionsparrot6749]

My glorious overlord! Overlass? I dunno.

[@matthiasbindl7085]

Mistress

[@theinquisitionsparrot6749]

@@matthiasbindl7085 that! Thank you..?

[@kunomuller7423]

This is actually a genius wordplay.

[@the-letter_s]

Empress?

[@liamc.h.2691]

@@matthiasbindl7085 Slannesh is Strong in this one.

[@TheHorreK2]

This is heretical in the highest degree and i love it

[@liamc.h.2691]

Ever heard of our Lord/Lady and Savior Slannesh.

[@migukmoonpark4312]

Here Inquisitor, this comment right here!

[@aceriverpirate9795]

@@liamc.h.2691 I have. Awhile back I may have supported that sentiment. Now, *HEAVY FLAMER WHOOSHING NOISES*

[@liamc.h.2691]

@@aceriverpirate9795 Uuuh thats Hot. ;)

[@liamc.h.2691]

@Matka Przełożona Selena Agna Very Hot, so Hot in fact you could call it ... Smoking Hot. XD

[@ashraffhashrin4196]

Imagine if this is actually a shard of the emperor and Then she was just brought back here... Also, IM GETTING TOO LOYAL FOR THIS SH*T And I bet the ending is just the Empress meeting in his centurion armour

[@aceriverpirate9795]

Congratulations brother, there is no such thing as "too loyal".

[@depressedgwyndolin]

Well father is made up of thousands of souls from stone age human shamans so it make sense that a shard could be more feminine in nature

[@dragonofelder5011]

"eternal party" was one of the reasons why mankind is in this mess to begin with! Thanks, Eldar.

[@BunkerAnon]

Out do the Eldar with the power of Big MommiE. Slanny things all is good till Big Mommy E heel comes slamming down.

[@maus9777]

I did not snitch when the chaos gods have their idols, but I'm calling the inquisition now

[@aumlout5816]

I was half expecting the custodes to enter at the end and question the emperor's decisions.

[@latayantheazran]

Stringstorm ft. Joliet, no need to listen to know it will be great

[@ottovonbismarck7646]

Imagine being on some far away warfront, and told that the Emperor himself is about to address his Imperium. Excited, you also tune in to bear witness to the wisdom of the Master of Mankind! Then this is what you get...

[@itz_ex0_279]

The Emperor is the Best Waifu

[@lucienthompson9658]

This is true.

[@GrandMoffTarkinsTeaDispenser]

Heresy

[@axellenhart7890]

And husbando

[@daanstrik4293]

Bone daddy

[@axellenhart7890]

@@daanstrik4293 *YES*

[@axellenhart7890]

FOR THE EMPEROR AND IMPERIUM I can't believe this

[@birgaripadam7112]

Neither I

[@manuelqmencia7556]

Nor anyone truly at first. But then it becomes clear.........wwwwaaahhhhhh

[@aceriverpirate9795]

For the Emperor and Night Haunter!

[@sapphirebjoern5935]

Eporer: today I will become a idol Magnus: *walks in when he said that* ''so you finaly decidet to be a good parent for once and tell us what your plan is?'' Eporer: *turns into a woman to avoid telling his plan* Magnus: ''JUST TELL US WHAT YOURE BLOODY PLAN IS YOU WANCKER''

[@spectre2296]

Right after the presentation of the God Empress, the first thing I scream is "GOD DAMN YOU SLAANESH"

[@warchiefzeke9134]

Brother Custodes, what is that strange noise emanating from the throne roo- *BY THE EMPEROR!*

[@alphaheart9949]

I have no clue if I should be excited or terrified for genderbent primarch idols in the future

[@asonofhoruslegionary]

Why not both?

[@bloodangel19]

Rowboat Manlywoman

[@approximateCognition]

*yes*

[@keeganpenix9483]

One word: Fulgrim

[@caresabout]

@@keeganpenix9483 oh no.

[@endlessduck146]

"Oh snap time for the God Emperor to drop some bars" *Big E turns into a Idol* "hmmm" *legitimately enjoys song* "I...I need the Emperor's Salvation" *Plays Months Of Shame next*

[@Alue14]

Y'know, given the fact the Emperor has access to ancient terraform technology, AND the fact he's been sitting on that throne for ten thousand years... I mean, even Gods get bored after a while...

[@isaacchapman7628]

Ave Imperator!

[@aceriverpirate9795]

Ave Dominus Nox et Imperator!

[@jhnlucas087]

My abs *quiver* to this

[@birgaripadam7112]

No you are not the greatest chapter you Mary sue

[@jhnlucas087]

@@birgaripadam7112 sounds like someone is butthurt about the ultramarines

[@birgaripadam7112]

@@jhnlucas087 your lies of greatness will end soon

[@jhnlucas087]

@@birgaripadam7112 I agree. Because I like oiled *smooth* quivering abs more than blue so...

[@birgaripadam7112]

@@jhnlucas087 you are green dude

[@flintyleader7168]

"Sometimes it takes a real man to be best girl" - Lord Inquisitor Gigguk of the Ordo Anime

[@Conwera]

Silently in the background: this is so fucking canon!

[@CT-Clone]

Holy Emperor.. Our glorious God Emperor turned into the Goddess Empress!!!

[@liamc.h.2691]

Not gonna lie this is kinda Hot. Another soul for Slannesh i guess.

[@jaxonzuelke2578]

*spits out water*"WHAT SLANESHY CRAFTWORK IS THIS!"*soon executes the guardsmen who brought the video to me*

[@bloodangel19]

Well if they emps really wanted i don't think gender bending and singing would be imposible for the god of mankind

[@aceriverpirate9795]

@@bloodangel19 bcuz Emperor. He sh*ts out warpstorms bcuz he has nothing better to do so I could see him doing this out of utter boredom.

[@T-74]

You made a terrible mistake and the inquisition are currently seeking to correct this. It is April fools tomorrow for me. EDIT: It is now April fools for me. This song is still under investigation by the inquisition.

[@michasalamon8315]

Same with me.

[@tomleary508]

Agreed it feels like a early post...

[@T-74]

69 likes, nice

[@InquisitorBot]

if i could do something about it i would but im in the warp with most of the inquisition that didnt get thru the gate with fyodor and leman and what seemed to be kaldor draigo

[@leonislupusrex]

Same hire

[@TehXilee]

I don't think I've ever cringed while simultaneously vibing this hard, this shit be funky fresh yo

[@johnnyanderson2-roblox185]

To say that I was expecting something a little different is......correct.

[@cookiemuffin3208]

YES edit: holy shit I did not see that coming

[@oddlandlad2804]

who would of thought that Obama like 40k

[@jhnlucas087]

saaame

[@Morec0]

I blame you for this. Thanks Obama.

[@EchoFoxtrotOmega]

Thanks Obama

[@zubbworks]

Thanks Obama.

[@markpabst8468]

I’m a simple man, I see Joliet Shuff in the title, I click like.

[@CommonQtip]

This one's a banger

[@Globbums]

"Why don't you try to loosen up and get a little more Slaaneshi" At that moment I knew...THIS. *IS.* *_HERESY!!1!_*

[@eg0zb]

Forget all other waifus for the emperor is the only waifu you need

[@NelsonMcCulloch]

Talk about a plot twist that would have surprised the Alpha Legion.

[@CJgamer129]

Every time I listen to this song, I imagine the Inquisition watching in mute horror, trying to figure out if this is heresy or not.

[@carlbig1]

The Emperor turned into an anime girl and started singing... Aight, Im leaving chaos and joining the imperium again

[@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436]

I advise going to the Reasonable Marines to rehabilitate you.

[@mathware11]

THE COMMISAR HAD A STROKE AND DIED AT THE SIGHT OF THIS HERESY

[@sirdickkickerthefirst9611]

Is this what Magnus meant when he said Kitten may be his step mum? Oh god why... Yes.

[@joshmatzner9332]

Goddess-Empress: "Magnus, sweetie, I'm going to introduce you to your new Step-Father!

[@aceriverpirate9795]

@@joshmatzner9332 fear not, ask and ye shall receive. An exterminatus has been ordered on your location loyal servant of the Empress.

[@depressedgwyndolin]

@@joshmatzner9332 NO

[@madgizmo2212]

*Sees all the Xenos/Choas Idols being popular* Emperor: "Fine, I'll do it myself"

[@spicylemons490]

I wasn’t ready when I clicked on this. I don’t think I’ll ever recover from what I just witnessed. Skeleton empress best waifu 10/10

[@TheSourKnight]

Heresy!

[@arkados3008]

Mommy Celestine vs God Emperess ojosama : which one provides the most ara ara vibes ?

[@RecoilGunnerStudios]

Celestine

[@stalin_crusader]

Empress

[@THExRISER]

Yes

[@aceriverpirate9795]

Why not both? Both is good.

[@RinAldrin]

God empress brings entire planets into the imperium by whispering "ara ara"

[@ladywaffle2210]

Well, if it's the Empress's command, it is my duty to dance.

[@alphariusfuze8089]

Indeed.

[@mordredpendragon1235]

I don't know if this is heresy or the greatest thing ever to happen for the Imperium

[@commandertoastcz6256]

both

[@marcocalvaresi3729]

Slaanesh was very silent after this came out

[@hugolaffilay7456]

the beat is the one we heard after talibah's idol song, we got a tzeentch level prankster on our hand here!

[@amyhunter83]

Oh... my fucking god. I think you might be right.

[@robopope7584]

This is cursed this is cursed my eyes are burning but unfortunately by brain isnt

[@CorenusYT]

*Dark Gods of Chaos* : each of we summon its idol! *The Emperor* : I AM my idol!

[@falsehero2001]

I can't believe this may be the last TTS related content we'll ever see.

[@cuddlestheadorable1153]

do boys don't have any feelings they don't even cry during titanic. Chad face despair bois:

[@josephancoan1790]

Still this is unorically a banger

[@liamc.h.2691]

Man-Empress of Mankind is the best Idol so far. Whatever all the Heretics say.

[@aceriverpirate9795]

What heretics say is heresy. Do not listen to heresy.

[@ob6733]

Oh my god that was not expected but it still SLAPS

[@ryanquinn7651]

To quote Brother Bobimus: HEERRRRRAAAASSSYYYYY*HeavyBolterFire*

[@KingDerpy13]

Let's be real. This is actually a pretty dope beat and art.