Margaret's Cure-All | ASMR

[@CrimBlack]

In addition to her cure-all, Margaret also offers other cure-iosities such as cured meats, and tickets to see The Cure

[@notemiIy]

Crimbly splendid!

[@danielwhite181]

Not to mention, its very carefully chosen. CUREated to perfection.

[@saffron6870]

Cured salmon

[@christiancrowder4214]

Was looking for a joke about The Cure

[@Resi1ience]

Cure me of life

[@flangleguys]

Can we have a video called "The Voice Man" where you look like your normal salesman self but you do all the character voices. I think it would be cool to see you use the different voices while looking like a "normal human"

[@the_beast183]

flangleguys this needs more likes that sounds awesome

[@nexradio143]

I support this. Perhaps he could be the “Imitation Man”, doing all the stuff the characters normally do in their videos (such as Cthulhu blocks for Dave), but as his normal self.

[@boopsboops7692]

The voices in my head agree! Here’s what they are saying: Yea that be neat Sure...whatever ReeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEE I don’t know how to breath .-.

[@nullskull-everything5495]

Yes

[@calstri]

Definitely

[@aaronjiang8964]

Can I get my brain back? It’s getting a little bit too laggy.

[@jocularautonomy8643]

Does anyone else imagine Margaret talking to a corpse whitout forehead?

[@peachdoesart7175]

Did you try refreshing the system memory?

[@TheCastrator]

You sure its on wifi and not data?

[@TheDude420.69]

Clear them cookies

[@jakejordan3677]

Are you missing any textures? Sometimes it causes lag, try reinstalling Counter Strike: Source

[@yoda.gaming]

My only complaint is that this “cure-all” does not cure the pestilince.

[@boopsboops7692]

It dosent cure existence and I am sad because of that

[@thetrashypistachi4162]

yoda, im sorry to say but you're going to jail for not killing enough furries to save the next generation. legit their is a vid called "yoda commits a mass shooting" which is why i said this.

[@ninjaattack3000]

Pestilence a great enemy it is

[@unicorn7234]

Because Dr. Corvus has exclusive license for that.

[@anon_carnival]

We aren't all bad...

[@legendarywolfgeneral5572]

I like to think, that when Margaret taps on Corvus' box, its actually a secret code to deactivate an alarm that alerts Corvus to someone else messing with his box... Now how she learned of it, we may never know.

[@omegadragons321]

Hmmmmmmm. Now I cannot unsee that. This makes this particular video much more calming. Thank you.

[@chibbles656]

What if all the diverse personalities in his videos are actually clones of Ephemeral Rift and they all have access to the same KZbin channel

[@astrobookwormsinger]

My theory is multiple personalities

[@slytaco878]

That would be a lot of “Was this you that signed into this device?” emails

[@DreErdna]

Clara L. Young dissociative personality disorder

[@boopsboops7692]

We could all be ephemeral rift clones

[@thomasmoriarty04]

😱

[@voinum6130]

When Margaret gives you some of Corvus' blood but she nerfs it so while unfortunately you are still not immune to death you are FINALLY CURED OF JAPING THANK GOD-

[@bobbystoes55]

Ah yes japing scp-049 no longer tolerates japing docter ham learned that the hard way

[@thatcarguy1357]

We’ll all miss you dr. Ham

[@mirandahamilton5753]

Do not jape with 049, he isn't fond of japing. A good jest maybe, but never japing

[@tabithathecat]

Wait how did she get it tho

[@RRTSMPlayz]

@@tabithathecat I more of think like this: Margaret: Hey Corvus Corvus: yeah? Margaret: may I have some of your blood? Corvus: why? Margaret: it's important Corvus: ok (Margaret gets that one big syringe like Corvus uses it to cure us and proceeds to extract the blood from him) Margaret: thanks Margaret: now stay stil

[@Grlic_bred]

That’s not a list of what it cures, it’s all of the diseases she’s already given out and feels sorry about

[@phoebethebraixen742]

GOD DAMN, YOU DIDNT HAVE TO DO HER LIKE THAT

[@true_wind3453]

ebola my bruddas. its queen/ she knew de way

[@jeremyie]

@@true_wind3453 i feel dread

[@jestle]

Well maybe. Minus insomnia, which I’ve definitely not gotten from her.

[@Short_Potato]

Add STDs to it too because a lot of people have been buried in Margaret's garden, if you can fo' shizzle underswizzle what I'm diddlin'.

[@astral2861]

Margaret: "It cures breathing" Me: "Oh ok . . . . . wait what?"

[@boopsboops7692]

Wait...normal humans breath?

[@boopsboops7692]

I thought that was a disease too!

[@ethanbrandt8617]

@@boopsboops7692 XD

[@justsomeyanderewithinterne622]

@@boopsboops7692 yes a deadly disease that stops cells being able to self sustain by absorbing the oxygen from the atmosphere

[@Y0urPostman]

breathing is cringe so I honkalahoo the air in my hahois instead of my lungs

[@bobatea_99]

The fact that at 3:54 I gasped and whispered “my brain!” Is proof I watch too much ER 😂😭

[@IrisLocke-xf2rl]

You now, have a stack of likes

[@thelemon0001]

Margaret must've remembered to drink her coffee for once, her eyes aren't nearly as dark.

[@boopsboops7692]

😲

[@puck3580]

Margaret, literally the queen of our ASMR hearts.

[@pizzam4nn]

She's got this eerie factor that gives you the best tingles

[@KW-ju2tl]

Margret herself is the cure-all for me.

[@boopsboops7692]

...ok then

[@TheDude420.69]

I mean if that floats your boat *Cross dressed rift will remember this*

[@PreciousPinkCupcake]

Same here C Moon.

[@craigbainton4173]

C Moon, alright but I feel I should remind you that she’s crazy and her husband might aswell be all powerful at this point sooooo

[@monochromedream-eatingbaku]

Her husband is gonna murder you on sight for saying that

[@kelborhal2576]

I honestly don't know how to explain this video if someone caught me watching it.

[@bobbystoes55]

Easy just say your trying to cure cancer 😉

[@mustardman1040]

Just say it’s...... performance art?

[@boopsboops7692]

Uhh...just say GOLDFISH in a Russian accent and jump out the window like an invincible unicorn. If you don’t die screen REEEEEEEEE until the hospital staff desire to end you.

[@Short_Potato]

Tell them you're watching a middle aged, married man roleplay as a crazy, possibly blind woman who uses echolocation, has the power to pull your brain out without you dying, has had many people buried in her garden (kinky (say that too)), and serves a Lovecraftian darkness God who serves Cthulu in a Sanitarium meant for insomniacs and lunatics whose name suspiciously spells out A.S.M.R. when using its initials. Got all that? Great.

[@ethanbrandt8617]

@Fredrick Bismark Lol true

[@HemanKwayne]

You know you are getting to the end of November when even Margaret starts to look like a ten.

[@dirpmussolini790]

I just can't believe how rift is doing her voice @aurora rose

[@DetectiveNyx]

Margaret's always a ten you coward

[@boopsboops7692]

Ohhhh...oh no

[@IsabruhMoment]

_Hold up_

[@Short_Potato]

[@guywithnointro7508]

List: Cures cooties Me: I'll tAkE yOur eNTiRe sToCk

[@boopsboops7692]

WOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[@boopsboops7692]

I thought those could only be cured by essential oils!

[@marlonstewart8108]

Idk what path I've taken to reach this video, but I am not complaining.

[@graceonthewater]

Yessss it's Margaret! She's my favorite in the entire sanitarium.

[@EphemeralRift]

Charlotte Sometimes And you are her favorite! Just shhhh don’t let any of the other patients know or they might get jealous

[@nefilimwarrior1747]

@@EphemeralRift Awww

[@cthulhu1490]

If this remedy doesn't have Corvus' Special Sauce™ in it, then I don't want it

[@astrobookwormsinger]

Preach

[@notsocrazytank707]

What's the Corvus' Special Sauce™?

[@jeremyie]

@@notsocrazytank707 :]

[@oneshortlady]

@@notsocrazytank707 we cant use it during november

[@Grlic_bred]

Bruh Corvus said it was just some barbecue guys we’re good

[@ProfessorASMR]

If unfamiliar with Rift's work, the intro will probably spook some folks lol, however, this is just another day at the Arkham Sanitarium 😎

[@nolar120]

Good old reanimated nurse Margaret

[@LaDyLuCk2900]

And a fairly quiet and one at that 🤣

[@JMBAD_art]

It’s been too long since I got a visit from my favorite gardener

[@seshgreen4084]

There is such a deep lore in these videos... I love ya Rift!!! Also THE STRING IS BACK!!

[@nanospartanx1]

"Does it cure erectile dysfunction? I'm, uh... asking for a friend."

[@boopsboops7692]

Or a pulse

[@TheDude420.69]

D C that spelling *does* n’t put a smile on my face (you misspelled does)

[@thomasmoriarty04]

O_o

[@fluffykitty8842]

She is beauty She is grace She is back

[@akoalabear239]

She is beauty She is grace She has a mask upon her face!

[@gameboinaz6946]

@@akoalabear239 she is bueuty She is grace She is not a fuckin sheee

[@boopsboops7692]

She is beauty She is grace She ain’t no descrase

[@notsocrazytank707]

She is beauty She is grace She is bacc She CLUCC CLUCC CLUCC

[@johnmivule-novabow8143]

Yay Margaret's Back LET's GOOOO RIFT

[@raygould2702]

It has been FAR too long since Margaret has been seen on camera, I'm glad to see she's doing well that's for sure!

[@caspiac]

Can you imagine being nervous about getting a shot and the doctor straight up starts tapping the syringe around your face.

[@omegadragons321]

*c a l m i n t e n s i f i e s*

[@ih8siegewhydoiplayit]

*panik* *kalm*

[@koopa1038]

Man how did rift manage to fit his beard behind that mask...

[@Tumbledweeb]

No no... This is Margaret, not Uncle Rift!

[@EphemeralRift]

There is no backlog and yes it’s a balaclava.

[@alexbattlechief9155]

@@Tumbledweeb no THIS IS PATRICK

[@koopa1038]

oh u right. How could I let such thoughts cloud my mind? This must be what I need the cure-all for, to remove these thoughts from my head.

[@guitaristgamer2028]

I love how in the list he labled different random things. Like, Anthrax, cooties, and Creeping Death Edit: Anthrax is a real sickness. I thought ER was referring to the heavy metal band. 😬

[@EphemeralRift]

Guitarist Gamer maybe I’m referencing both ;)

[@guitaristgamer2028]

@@EphemeralRift 😮

[@exseed7733]

Anthrax is a sickness? I thought it was a chemical weapon made by our Lord and Savior doctor Thrax.

[@luluwu1343]

Basically the WD-40 of ASMR

[@phazebeast7373]

Hope so 😁

[@peachdoesart7175]

My childish ass thought the syringes were fancy bubble wands with three holes to make more bubbles with. I'm so grown up sometimes I swear.

[@CerebralASMR]

One of my most viewed ASMR vids that I keep coming back to when I have trouble sleeping is Margaret's Garden Planting. The dirt, that clicking, the lighting😴👍 These are great. I see ol'Margaret got a new face job...

[@delliardo583]

Finally, I have my brain back. Now I can stop being a manager.

[@boopsboops7692]

The biggest OOF in the west

[@cthulhu5702]

For the affordable price of your soul you too can afford to cure yourself of these horrible illnesses!

[@notsocrazytank707]

Nah thanks, I was planning to offer it for you to make a lich. Or something better

[@cthulhu5702]

@@notsocrazytank707 Good.

[@bobbystoes55]

I much prefer Yog-Sothoth

[@GastArts]

I read that as "For the adorable price of your soul" and was super confused for a second XD

[@multidimensionalcenturion9863]

Can you offer 1d10 force cantrip?

[@PittedGrape]

I swear you're one of the most creative, talented, and a genuinely nice person! A true ASMR Artist.

[@mcpollotv4415]

Oh master Willem, forgive me for what i am going to do... -Laurence

[@Tumbledweeb]

Team Fear The Old Blood

[@boopsboops7692]

Oh no...

[@ratherunknown1378]

You think that having enough insight allows you to see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.

[@jpmiller9385]

Two Margaret videos in a short span of time? Oh yes THIS is a timeline I like to live in.

[@NoEntertainment]

I come into this video and the view bar said "No views", and I was like...yeah, I'm definitely watching this right now

[@boopsboops7692]

No.

[@miana1094]

No.

[@porcinethepigknight4629]

No.

[@legendarywolfgeneral5572]

Yes

[@miana1094]

What the hell you just destroyed everything the comment chain line is broken jesus christ this guy what are you some kind of anarchist jesus christ oh god i cant believe it, you've ruined the meme oh god it was going so well and then.. And then you ruined it and now its ruined because of you, you ruined it all oh jesus you rebel non-conforming hardened individual you ruined the joke. Turning a blind eye to society person anarchy supporting chaos theory entropic ΔS murphy little rebellious revolutionary oh my god my day is ruined and I am in unspeakable torture and agony.

[@carternichols845]

I’ve always wanted to cure my pokerus, what a deal!

[@Calmdownpaco]

Day one of asking for a Corvis, "I smell pennies," roleplay

[@axamukvar-choikohariicatho8980]

Wait what?

[@sheymichelle394]

I never knew I needed something so much.

[@josephocchionero7638]

Why does this appeal to me so much?

[@ratherunknown1378]

Keep on your trek brave soldier.

[@joshkeene7774]

Day 1 in sapporting asmr under the cubords idea

[@Nick_Raven_90]

Margaret has always given me shivers, but I like her somehow 🤘🏻😁

[@xfire114]

Finally a cure for breathing! I have been trying to stop it for most of my life👌

[@skeletonking2253]

Not gonna lie ER's eyes are pretty to look at even without a mask and wig

[@Grlic_bred]

Finally someone who’s noticed

[@TinglesmithASMR]

Horrifically atmospheric. I love it. 👍

[@abigailhawthorne2319]

I love your sanitarium videos! Maybe its because I work at a 150 year old state facility. They are so relaxing but sometimes you crack me up! Happy holidays to you and your loved ones!!

[@hugoolofsgard415]

I was thinking that Margarets mask looked a little bare, but I realized that this takes place a while ago.

[@Bone20647]

oh.... yeah....

[@EphemeralRift]

Not sure what you mean but no this is her latest Mask .

[@sebastiandahl9510]

Ephemeral Rift I think he might have been expecting the mask in your profile picture (I rarely watch any Margaret videos I’m sorry so I don’t know how the earlier models looked)

[@Made4YouComedy]

One of the listed conditions that the serum could cure was high expectations😂😂 I need that

[@eviehappy]

Rift’s Wife: Man this brain is a great Halloween decoration! Rift: ...Halloween, yeah,

[@alexbattlechief9155]

...Decoration...yeah

[@Emperor_D0nk]

You are so close to 1 million! I cant for you the get the youtube award! Amazing and strangely interesting content you post is just awesone. Keep it up!

[@georgeheilman885]

Well, it's almost 3:00 AM and I could use a visit from my favorite nurse. A cure for breathing sounds right up my alley.

[@buttersidedown8006]

we need a voice man. He dresses up as a salesperson and tries to sell all of your character voices to us. Cred to @flangleguys

[@jahnukainen_8912]

I don't know about you but I think rift should make a snake oil salesman ASMR. and also a good video btw

[@guitaristgamer2028]

I wonder if ER has a dedicated room in his house for all of his masks and stuff. Like a room full a mannequin heads, with Margaret's head gear, corvus' mask, Kthulu's mask, and that one weird episode with an old wrinkly dude tuning a radio for 30 minutes straight.

[@astrobookwormsinger]

Corvus' maskS Plural

[@ztech6596]

Send greetings to Corvus. Haven't seen him for a little while.

[@v3ndetta.png_]

i know i'm late (its cause ive been binge watching everything with margaret in it and rediscovered this video) but can i just say.. i love margaret. shes absolutely wonderful.

[@Angiesunshine13]

I like how Margret is like a puppet in this video at the beginning, and to snap out of it she has to “recalibrate” or move her hands and look around

[@capsimp3064]

all of my thought during the while video; *Rift how do you feel that this is one of the most beloved characters on your channel?* *I still am amazed he hides all that hair under that mask...* *margrets a solid 10* *I would love to hear a conversation of his friends asking about the type of asmr videos he makes and he just hands them a playlist of Margaret .* *oh yes my brain! dang I forgot I had that, no wonder I've felt so relaxed all this time. I can tell the soil really did it well."* *honestly at this point i no longer see rift under that mask. its only Margaret. Only Margaret. its always only been Margaret.*

[@RoundSeal]

Love you, Margaret! Thanks for minding my brain for me. 💕

[@КомиссарНКВД-у5л]

he must be eating my tingles for breakfast

[@kseniaixbalam2826]

Awww, hello Margaret, I missed you a lot 🖤

[@drugenforcementadministrat6150]

I feel like our annual check in with the Repairman is overdue.

[@cianahorton]

Watching Margaret is the best. The rhythmic clicking gives me the best tingles.

[@thetrashypistachi4162]

well you did just crush the cerebral cortex so, feck.

[@amygrasso9630]

And the stuff of my nightmares is back once again. Thanks!

[@Katie-sf1tp]

Good to see you, girl! Always loved Margaret the most 💕

[@MrHiglesworth]

I want to climb out a window. but am relaxed at the same time.

[@Tumbledweeb]

Thank you, Margaret! I had a nasty fall earlier today and hurt my foot, but it's already feeling a lot better now!

[@morganburrows7493]

The entity strikes once more. Poor Margret.

[@tanscoobydoo0373]

17:03 Finally, something that can cure SCP-610!

[@MildlydepressedLucario]

Me: (see Margaret thumbnail) My brain:(internal sreaming) Also Me: (exertal sreaming)

[@RolRetro]

“It’s time to give you back your brain” About bloody time! It’s been dusty in my head ever sense my brain left me!

[@samueljorge3171]

I like how "love", "Bottom itch", "nipple pain", and "creeping death" are on the list

[@danielmoore3792]

I saw a Margaret video for the first time this morning, and have been walking around the house all day trying to figure out how to do that beautiful ominous clicking noise. Still working on it. :)

[@3mapletrees]

my brain looks healthy... except for the fact that it was outside my body

[@Moon_Child_Mari]

3mapletrees Wait.. you mean to tell me that my brain is supposed to be IN my body? I’ve been doing this all wrong!

[@bitpusher2600]

I miss Margaret. I could definitely use a few decades in the garden right about now. Come to think of it, I'm equally as sad that Dr. Corvus is no longer performing Beakings. Damn that 2020, I hopped right into the wrong rift, how do I get back?

[@phoebethebraixen742]

Las Plagas, C-Virus and T-virus are all RE References.

[@santossmith9847]

this is.. so very oddly comforting and im too terrified/intrigued to look away

[@charismajyyks]

So glad to have access to blood healing in Arkham! Sure hope I don't end up with irreversible beastly afflictions!

[@scaredstar9127]

ER could play as a puppet and you could be convinced hes just an expert puppet user with his acting skills. Great video as always

[@jackzx13]

Been an year since last we saw her. I hope we get more in the near future.

[@RatLordOmega]

MFW waking up to a brand new Margaret video Happy clicking noises

[@martinkrajscak4381]

Uncle Rifts subtle sense of humour is just perfect. For Corvus use only, my god this is golden!!

[@LIZzardtheWizard]

Not going to lie, I was a little afraid to watch any of Margaret’s videos in the first place. I finally worked up the courage and I’m glad I did

[@oscarb4772]

Margaret is one of my favourite people you bring to life! Amazing video as always

[@ASMRShortbread]

I bloody love Margaret.

[@angelafraid]

“i think it’s time to give you back your brain” oh thank you! i knew i was missing something

[@assassinoid]

Yes, i'm afraid of needles, but not *your* needle

[@boopsboops7692]

.=. Wut

[@Grlic_bred]

Asriel prof pic?

[@anon_carnival]

Same

[@assassinoid]

@@Grlic_bred yes

[@LuckyArceus]

Assassinoid ain’t nobody GOAT time for that.

[@LemonJellyJ]

I love the Margaret videos because I know she is gonna touch her mask and I love that sound

[@chocolatemlk4362]

There it is again the knocking sound I love it😍

[@wolvesgirl1565]

Margaret: "What do you think about that?" Me: "I can't think, you have my brain."

[@tactics9282]

You almost have a million subs rift im so glad your helping out so many people now.

[@autumnmiller7577]

rift....... I was literally CRAVING a new Margaret video !!!!!! TYSM

[@ChanSoriAsmr]

I was really focused today. I'll see you before you go to bed☺️

[@akoalabear239]

We could really use Margrets cure all right now. .-.

[@Zayahotic]

She is BACK WOW I MISSED HER

[@Zayahotic]

Im a fan of the clicking and feeling she brings in this video is nostalgic and euphoric feelings i just cant thank you enough

[@Howdy_Its_Ash]

I figured out why the syringe doesn't work. There's a lack of suction (aka air can get in from the top) the rubber gasket at the end of the plunger probably dry rotted from age. That also explains with squeaking

[@vampiyahs]

Okay hold on, why is Margaret including Corvus in the list of "things that can be cured"

[@tabithathecat]

CORonaVirUS

[@RRTSMPlayz]

@@tabithathecat 0_0

[@musicbot1630]

"cooties is on the list of the things it can cu-" Children who believe in cooties: *I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!*

[@lee.lee.n]

Not feeling my best tonight so I'm glad Margaret is here.

[@shalizko1658]

I love the effort Rift puts into his videos ❤️