Markiplier's UNO Bullshitery #1

This is a highlight from Markiplier's UNO, credits goes to the markimoo himself.
Mark ► / markipliergame
Wade ► / lordminion777
Jack ► / jacksepticeye
Bob ► / muyskerm
Watch the original videos:
▼I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS ▼
• I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIE...
▼REVERSE YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE▼
• REVERSE YOUR ENTIRE EX...
Please consider to subscribe and like this video 'cause this video is a pain in the ass. also this is my first video that i ever put into, so don't be so judgy.

[@jimexe-ek8rp]

11:00 Wade: Wait what about me?!! *Demonic screeching*

[@AaronG1bson]

me when i lose an uno game

[@tenishawallace-barber7157]

I'm in tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@michaellynes3540]

Bob: Wade, can you say something to Mark? Wade: I’ve seen shorter people.

[@Toneill029]

11:33 He’s 5’10” the issue is that bob and Wade are so god-damn tall. Hilarious joke and a quality one but people must know the truth.

[@Redbikemaster]

@@_.o0moon0o._ as someone who is 5'8" at 26... Must be nice

[@PetLover1116]

Damn... I’m even shorter than mark then.... time to go get some stilts! 😂

[@skaterbro10yt]

I want to like but it's at 420 likes right now

[@skaterbro10yt]

@@_.o0moon0o._ lol I'm 15 and about 6'5"

[@_.o0moon0o._]

@@skaterbro10yt *OOF*

[@TheDementedSig]

7:46 with the pic killed me!

[@TT-st9up]

Same the image makes it TEN TIMES FUNNIER

[@ruffrabbit894]

A compilation of mark going “I need to go pee” is what I need in life for some reason

[@djtherandomraven]

Same-

[@knxqil9978]

Cup of Tae With Suga and a Kookie yes😂👏

[@ivian8425]

dj Well, better than Jack’s infamous “toilet break”, huh? XDDDD

[@muldoone6920]

you guys are fucked up

[@MJ-ku2nf]

Army v

[@JH42069]

So markiplier with a fitz intro, and a Soviet womble edit. ITS PERFECT

[@ghostlytoast6031]

Mark is gonna become a miSFIT-

[@fyve4492]

Thanks!

[@jamiehayes9626]

I've only just found this video and I was literally going to say this :D

[@thomasway0320]

Jamie Hayes Same

[@assassinproject5586]

The TRUE KZbin rewind

[@asadunn9339]

Me: “Man I won’t ever get a girlfriend. I’m so pathetic.” Girl who’s genuinely interested in me: 9:52

[@asadunn9339]

Wolfreign Valenford oh

[@snuggs3628]

0:24 mark: enter LOBBY Am I loud (everyone starts saying oh god) 0:33 jack: ok ENTER LOBBY (everyone starts laughing)

[@KAIsibs]

Loud sounds are now everyone's kryptonite

[@cupunculus]

It's no longer because of memes

[@farmgirl400]

@Megan Dow but it's fun!

[@AliSquish]

Reminds me of when jack started doing really loud asmr or something in one of the older prop hunt videos

[@annoyingkitten3837]

YumiModZ meanwhile in my headphones: Earthquake level 1,000,000,000.

[@somenerd6367]

7:46 when I tell I LOST IT! 😂😂😂😂

[@yourfavblackgirl7569]

kibs me too I freaking died 😂😂 *horse noise*

[@wellthatsjustprime4107]

No one Literally no one Wade: *horse noise*

[@ananas9248]

The Wade Horse never failed to kill me in a laughter😂😂😂

[@maggiemccauslin1084]

if you just keep replaying it over and over it gets funnier each time LOL

[@malps7028]

0:34 Jack: ENTER LOBBY *Giggles*

[@3spoons366]

The Mexican kids mic be like:

[@kayka26]

Wade: I've seen shorter people 😂

[@wellthatsjustprime4107]

I see dead people

[@grisannetr1146]

😂😂👌

[@madelinebell5046]

Best backhanded compliment I've ever heard. 👌

[@tigerman6183]

2:30 Mark: Here comes big whammo! Wade: *drowning frog noises*

[@JenovaDreamweaver]

i choked on my pizza. this was too funny

[@crsedgames]

7:46

[@Regal_Ninetales]

I think wade let a horse in

[@iseeyou6985]

That was like a looney toon sound effect

[@itismwah8811]

*Laughing uncontrollably*

[@hagridthetable]

Wade, my god. Help!

[@MarkoBoyGamer]

Ah, Uno's crashing, Uno's completely- completely fucked

[@vinylcomets]

I don’t know why, but in any of Mark’s videos, his mock laugh that switches into genuine laughter is the funniest thing. 5:00 and 6:12 for reference.

[@alfiehd2360]

I think when something has a sudden twist that screws Wade over and he screams is the funniest thing ever, another example being when Wade said there’s nothing Mark could play to ruin him and Mark plays a 7

[@Holden_Carter]

11:18 Wade said, "If you greedy f**kers hadn't taken my hand, I'd' have had the most beautiful finish to the game of all time!!"

[@FelFawn]

Ooh.. Choice of words huh

[@alexanderinoa7850]

11:31 When you ask your crush who isn’t interested in you for a compliment.

[@Diablo3364]

I've seen shorter dicks

[@malmuseum]

10:04 Bob: we’re all friends here All I can think about is Ethan’s song about friends on Markiplier Makes Dog Toys

[@addy_mae6697]

Cided Nire I don’t think I’ve ever laughed this hard before. Thank you very much for that image in my head.🤣

[@malmuseum]

@@addy_mae6697 your welcome, bro! 😁

[@Slay96866]

Friends friends friends look at me baaathe ma bodeh

[@malmuseum]

diamond dolphin101 friend friends in the tub I saw your d but it’s fine we’re fRiEnDs!

[@Slay96866]

Cided Nire friends friends friends, ooooh don’t take a Nast pic

[@fyve4492]

KZbin's algorithm brought you guys here, huh? I do this for fun and legitimately happy that i can achieve almost 100k viewers on my not-so-good video.

[@LofiCatFox]

not-so-good you say but people are expecting part 2 just like how ppl always wait for a new SovietWomble

[@oDisasterpieceO874]

You say it's not-so-good but I love it at the same. :)

[@Rin_Nya762]

I'd say it is a good video :) cant wait for more from you! Love the sovietwomble style! Makes it more funny

[@shinyentree225]

2 years later and still appears on people’s recommendations I didn’t think watching an uno game could be so funny!

[@olivermensinger6022]

7:45, I am dying of laughter!

[@tenishawallace-barber7157]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lillipad3379]

5:10 One of the most pure screams of rage I have heard in years.

[@stephaniebiersteker97]

5:05 favorite clip and the first XD

[@laurie83100]

This is the best part of the whole Uno serie

[@lorelei1631]

Bob : Can he get over 20.? *IS IT POSSIBLE.?.!* Me, a Mini Ladd fan : yes, and if you wanted to... *you could reach 100*

[@shiitakii]

Yes, due to Mini Ladd's extensive research, we have concluded that we can reach 100 Uno cards at once lol

[@TheRedSoulofDT]

Wade would absolutely loose it if he got over 100 cards in his hand lol

[@greenxlady4585]

Wait, what video is it? Was he trying to reach 100 cards or did it happen like that? I don't watch MiniLadd, I'm just curious about the reaction.

[@TheRedSoulofDT]

Green x Lady kzbin.info/www/bejne/nHfKnKWlp5x5pZo this is the video of which Mini hit 100+ cards

[@JoshuaWebbYT]

Are you still a miniladd fan? Cuz...y'know

[@toddelmsworth640]

“I’ve seen shorter people” is such a great backhanded complement, thank you Wade! EDIT: 11:31

[@thatdudebro9918]

7:46 My car won't start

[@PanAndProud]

StellarGuard 1999 😂😂😂😂😂

[@nerdgeek8911]

6:10 Wade’s “wait, WHAAAT?!?!” gets me every time 😆

[@Hollyballolly]

Wade: "I've seen shorter people." 🤣🤣🤣 Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa HEART OF THE CARDS!!!!

[@thisguy3372]

0:34 Wade's face, tho.

[@dylandeering9221]

Wades scream at 11:00 😂😂

[@Regal_Ninetales]

OH WHAT ABOUT ME?!? *demonic scream*

[@tenishawallace-barber7157]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ninanightmare6298]

10:06 one of my favorite moments that nobody else seems to appreciate.

[@thegreywolf283]

11:19 He's saying "If You greedy Fuckers hadn't taken my hand, I would have had the most beautiful finish to the game of all time!

[@Nyx_The_Phoenix]

12:35 XD wtf?

[@Regal_Ninetales]

OH MY HEART IS SO HARD FROM THESE CARDS

[@Nyx_The_Phoenix]

@@Regal_Ninetales XD

[@Regal_Ninetales]

More like HARD of the cards

[@babydontyoucry7909]

7:45 wade for no god damn fucking reason at all: *turns into a horse* 11:30 "I've seen shorter people..." - Wade

[@brantontucker6734]

Mark: Enter LOBBY Jack: (even louder)ENTER LOBBY Me: omg I'M DIEING 🤣🤣🤣🤣 0:24 Edit: holy crud so many likes

[@Slay96866]

He sounds like the gotta sweep sweep sweep

[@williamreid6255]

Saaammme 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@brantontucker6734]

I'd also like someone to explain how that happens. Does it mess up their discord

[@itschrissspy]

"I've seen shorter people" with the most defeated tone is still legit the funniest shit i have ever heard XD

[@thegreendragoninn8730]

*ENTER LOBBY*

[@lancecurry7538]

*WADE:* Oh, my Go--! Jesus, it happened again!

[@AidenLucente]

Has the exact same feel as sovietwomble but it's Markiplier. I love it.

[@ihampake]

7:39 This is a late comment, but Wade said “OH GOD. I JOINED A RANDOM LOBBY”

[@lancecurry7538]

7:44 - *"WOOOW NOOOO!"*

[@jamievee8375]

My favorite thing about whenever they enter the lobby and the mic going up to like 100% volume is that not only does it happen to Mark but also Wade and JP and it’s always hilarious whenever it happens.

[@cherryflavoredpills99]

Bro I'm dying 😂 Loving the edits

[@Nebulalaa]

I was crying i was laughing so hard right here 7:46

[@lancecurry7538]

*MARKIPLIER (laughing):* _Wha-ha-ha-ha-ha-hat?!?_ What was _that?!?_

[@zacharycosta7386]

Same

[@AllysonYates]

SAME!!

[@ThatDudeWithBoobs]

0:32 As if Green Bean Jack could've gotten any louder

[@GeeklingNo1]

I freaking love bob's whole 'tap tap tap tap tap tap WHOOP im here now'. That man should be a comedian.

[@luchesiLux]

7:46 someone let the horse in XDDD

[@GWYT2003]

*+5* *Everyone laughs except Wade*

[@octaviocontreras2239]

"Ok who we are" Buddy he said "I don't care who you are"

[@fyve4492]

Thanks for telling me!

[@ashlovett]

1:41 is my favorite!!!!!

[@mothgosally9333]

"Heyyy~... You guys playing UNO over there...?"

[@tzyolegend1017]

5:07 uno hates wade soooooo much🤣🤣🤣

[@hallecarlsen5523]

11:28 DEAD

[@dutch_and_dimes]

My Favorite Timestamps: 0:16 - Okay, [ENTER LOBBY] 3:22 - Wade's Losing his Shit 4:49 - NotMeNotMeNotMeNotMeNotMeNotMe- FUUAAAACCCK 5:40 - Mark Whines of Misery 6:15 - Playing Tennis with Wade 6:37 - HeY gUys i WAnNa PlAy UnO~ 7:01 - I guess I spoke too soon... 7:24 - HaHa, FunyMic 11:29 - Back-handed Compliment? My Favorite of these has to be the Back-handed Compliment; Every time I watch it back, I can't stop laughing. The joke is way too good to not keep a straight face.

[@ameliaminty1495]

How you had the patience to spend a month getting this to what it is, is beyond me. Good job

[@tasmanianmagpie6056]

I couldn’t adjust the volume quick enough at 0:34

[@connerrock1164]

10:07 is still my favorite markiplier uno moment 😂

[@ajheath9094]

jacksepticeye: “ENTER LOBBY.” Wade: *makes a face* “Don’t do that.* Me: *dies laughing*

[@faiththepacifist1756]

2:33 - 2:38 Wade’s Screams 2:36 Me and Marks laughter🤣🤣 *THIS IS PERFECT!!~* Also: 3:26 *Mark’s words that I can’t quite understand but I love hearing it!~*

[@masoneveridge4078]

3:26 Mark said chaos

[@Razzeeberry]

Wade’s fking scream at 11:02 reminds me so much of the goat screaming memes. So good

[@SquidCave]

Uno: The Movie 2: Electric Markimoo

[@FoxGL]

3:58 Mark says "i don't care who you are thats funny" ;p;

[@hypershadic2673]

Did bob ever watch yu-gi-oh ? He keeps saying “the heart of the cards”

[@randomriley6]

I wouldn't be surprised if he did because in Mark's five things video he was wearing an anime shirt

[@daydreamingvampire]

Maybe but PatrickStatic, who plays with Wade a lot, says it often in their uno games

[@balrogbean]

1:41 Here's a tip on how to stack a plus four card on another one and not fail: the first plus four has to be a color you DON'T have(if you only have 3 or 2 or 1 color(s) of card), then the second plus four can any other color you wish and/or have.

[@dark_regent2151]

13:00 I know that pain in Uno when you give the color of the player who needs it to win

[@HappyMatt12345]

at 7:46 I completely lost it, that was too freaking funny LMAO

[@michaellynes3540]

Wade: (blowing a gasket, I can't know what he's saying) Bob: Wade, can you say something nice to Mark? Wade: I've seen shorter people. Mark: That's good.

[@ashlovett]

Mark: Listen Bob...Listen... Bob: Woah woah woah hay wait a minute

[@mothgosally9333]

11:29 Whenever my friends say nice things to me

[@christyistired]

"Ive... seen shorter people." LOL

[@EricHexaFury]

I. Love. This. Video.

[@cas3899]

The title of this video should've been "Wade losing his shit in Uno for 13 minutes and 22 seconds in Mark's point of view"

[@amandag.6186]

Wade deserves all of it, i don't know why, but he deserves it

[@duhmistdumby3083]

7:46 I love that edit

[@floridamankyle5461]

Wade wins with the complementary BURN 🔥🔥

[@arlisbloxer05]

Markiplier with a hint of sovietwomble, nice

[@alyssarain00]

so basically just mark screwing wade over for 13 minutes

[@kittylover6774]

This should be called Wade freaking out😂🤣

[@thenecromancer4113]

Dude, I’m 56 seconds in and this is quality. This deserves way more attention than it’s getting

[@FullArcher05]

*E N T E R L O B B Y*

[@nyxusrune]

11:20 “if you greedy fuckers hadn’t taken my hand I would’ve hand the most beautiful finish to the game in all time”

[@strangelystill5247]

12:54 has to be my favourite bit, it feels like it comes out of nowhere and Bob’s sass is too good

[@bagel-basil]

11:19 "You greedy FUCKERS, taking my hand, I'd had(or I would've?) the most beautiful in the history of the game of all time!"

[@E11aP23]

We need a comp of Bob saying “hey… *wait a minute* ”

[@dj_mcfuggernugs507]

the womble style editing is pretty on point good job

[@Yogasefski]

See headphone warning. Me: Cranks up volume Jack: ENTER LOBBY! Me: throws headphones like their on fire!

[@Chaotic-7ox]

hehehe i did the same thing

[@Nyx_The_Phoenix]

Same

[@nicholaswilhelm8906]

I feel kinda bad that wade screaming in agony is absolutely hilarious to me.

[@shinypuddles2476]

I feel like this should be called wade loosing his shit for 10 minutes

[@hecksters423]

OP took about a month to finish a Womble-style video editing. Far shorter than even Womble himself.

[@iambutpaper1172]

Wade's hate for Barbara burns with the intensity of a thousand suns and I LIVE for it

[@Ax1um1]

0:10 now you know how Soviet womble feels. Awesome vid though!!

[@FallenAngel-of2zp]

0:32 the funniest thing about thus is Wade's face contorting in the shaky screen. 😂 Sorry I'm easily amused 😆

[@ashlovett]

I’m glad this was on my recommended

[@daytonalikethecar]

i love sovietwomble, especially his editing techniques but im not into the type of games he plays, this is super fun to watch! thank you.

[@melissakingen3863]

You sure not dickitry? 😂 as I'm sure markiplier would put into words

[@scootscoot919]

I'm laughing so hard but my dog is sleeping on my stomach so I keep waking her up. No regrets

[@BeezeeChutter]

I feel you, my friend is live-streaming the entire Mega Man X series. And I’m making him a compilation

[@deanna04]

I don’t know why this title made me fall off my bed 😂

[@Tekaida]

Petition to make Fyve the editor for markiplier.

[@ErzengelDesLichtes]

11:04 I like how the ubisoft achievement is capitalist “MY HOUSE” but the steam achievement is communist “OUR HOUSE”

[@chloesantos8637]

ENTER LOBBY-

[@nikkihinshaw3782]

11:21 - 11:24 "had taken my hand i would have had the most beautiful finish to the game of all time

[@azukidaifuku]

This is one of my favourite videos on the internet.

[@YukiSenpai16]

I'm seeing so many SovietWomble references. I happy that people know him!!

[@SW8451AnnotInterview]

"Do you have anything nice to say about Mark, Wade?" "..I've seen shorter people.."