Del Monte is Dead to Me

The Del Monte Drama is REAL. Friendship ENDED with Del Monte! Now Green Giant is my best friend! Also a b-plot roast of Sour Patch Kids...
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[@howthefrickismynameiorgjso7187]

Markiplier: 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗶𝘃𝗲𝘀 𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗻 Also Markiplier: This is an insult

[@aestheticelf8183]

@MrBeast ✓⃝ bot :/

[@sparklingdeath1730]

It’s the ultimate insult

[@jdwmyt]

Q: What do you call a baby monkey? A: A Chimp off the old block.

[@MythicGirl2210]

(I like your profile picture.. 🙂).

[@thothunter4971]

"Wow, this is worthless!"

[@slightlycynical4308]

This is the weirdest supervillain backstory ever.

[@djKIR]

😄😄🤣 i am crying here a bucket! HAHAHAHAHHAHA. That made my day!

[@MrPink-cn5rr]

Lol

[@gerrit8480]

@theweebsister QUEEN;v; Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@Junseo0510]

Markiplier: *Desperately wants a sponsor Big Corporations: *Treats him like a homeless person and sends socks and food

[@songgoddess09]

I was about to be offended for you, for having so few likes and no comments. Then I saw when this comment was posted lmao.

[@Junseo0510]

@@songgoddess09 Lol, glad you enjoyed my comment!

[@powdereyes2210]

Now that I think about it... yeah that’s accurate It’s like his gifts are supposed to be used to sponsor more of their products therefore them getting more exposure

[@electricanimations6183]

@@Junseo0510 is your name pronounced goh joohn suh?

[@Junseo0510]

@@electricanimations6183 Technically! In proper Latinization, it would be written, "Koh Jun-seo". Good job 👍

[@tocobathan]

Mark: I want corn! Del Monte: **sends mark corn** Mark: *i hate you now.*

[@umairashraf5167]

Mark the tsundere 🤣

[@officianavigat]

Bro copied the top comment exactly

[@urmother.2373]

word for word bar for bar

[@powdereyes2210]

Did you completely ignore the point or do you just want to sound funny

[@jakomioftherose2434]

​@@umairashraf5167Mark is part cat.

[@Hellbrid]

After Unus Annus Ethan: *vibin* Mark: I'm gonna wreck the entire food industry

[@electrathompson1128]

Well not on twitter

[@Hellbrid]

@@electrathompson1128 being a savage on Twitter is still a vibe

[@wesleyshaw8979]

Protecting himself from the Vivitch with divine light and demolishing Del Montes corn industry. Good ol’ mark

[@reggegg764]

i love this

[@koyo0o08]

2021 is gonna be the revolution of canned vegetables, lead by Mark Fischbach

[@itismeladonnalol3728]

unus annus: dies ethan:carrying on with his life mark:destroying del monte corn company

[@VelruthLach]

Yes xD

[@aswdfzxztyynnorton6024]

Hey you there

[@aswdfzxztyynnorton6024]

Velruth

[@aswdfzxztyynnorton6024]

Do you miss the minecraft videos

[@aswdfzxztyynnorton6024]

I know I do

[@kk-vd5bu]

Amy - “3-4 months ago probably” Mark - “5-6 months probably, basically a year”

[@not_vocalic_woof6740]

Del monte: sends mark corn Mark: *NOW THIS IS AN AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT*

[@jasoncessna37]

Ha

[@JeweledLove]

Mark: "Del Monte is dead to me" Only Mark would have a falling out with a *Corn Company*

[@malevolententity3182]

It's the wildest shit

[@estrelladml5882]

Yepp

[@estrelladml5882]

And were all here for it apparently

[@ignas7777]

Delmonte: this will be funny Mark: this is an insult Delmonte- dying inside

[@davidthecommenter]

@@iwantsexseemyvideo2929 shut up bot

[@ignas7777]

Lol im 9

[@jasminvasquez6972]

Lmao fr also im sure the brand is latin

[@fadil1444]

@@davidthecommenter canal?? Really..

[@davidthecommenter]

@@fadil1444 i have no idea who makes those things

[@mhdf._7344]

Mark wiping his table with sour patch kids socks is just next level shithousery

[@Silverwing0505]

Markiplier: im not in it for the money. Del monte: dosen’t send a check. Markiplier: refuses to show any more support for them

[@Altogeek2016]

Unus Annus *dies* Mark: *Loses his mind, threatens Green Giant*

[@eggmansimp940]

Seems accurate.

[@justcalledkatie]

and ethan is over on tiktok now

[@NomadxElliot]

How convenient that all the Del Monte endorsement was deleted and now he's endorsing Green Giant. Coincidence? I think not.

[@heathersudman479]

Annus vibes

[@thelunarfroggie]

this is unus annus but its only annus losing his mind

[@PMSeymour]

Del Monte is crying

[@notoriouscasual5004]

*screeches in DelMonte*

[@optimusburrinktea562]

And I’m crying with them

[@NightRainPanda]

:D Hi Seymour!

[@VideoSage]

I would LOVE it, if they delivered an entire simi full of Corn to him now.

[@jrcspiderman2003]

@@VideoSage imagine 😂🤣😂

[@Sixend.]

The worst thing is, we all want corn now. If he doesn't have a secret sponsor with all of these brands, they don't know the power that a 19 minute long rant from Markiplier has

[@concept5631]

Corporations underestimating internet celeberties has been a tale as old as the internet itself.

[@eudemonium]

I’m literally eating canned corn while watching this video because of its impact.

[@jadebass-qc6of]

No such thing as bad press as they say lol He’s so English with his humour I love it ❤

[@datboi5913]

I went out and bought canned corn after this because of this video

[@suezbeans3000]

I actually stopped buying Del Monte products after this 😂 mmmmm green giant, much better 🤣

[@moth_milk]

Hearing Del Monte talk about thicc corn and memes is music to my eyes

[@Firewraithe1]

Markiplier: "I love del monte corn" Markiplier: receives del monte corn Markiplier: "what the hell is this??????"

[@astolfofansunny4047]

Like arin when wendys was fresh he then insulted the unfreshed Wendy's burger.

[@NicolasCereghino30]

Hey markiplier I highly requested that you play you are grounded and trying to get all the three endings and Easter eggs in are grounded

[@GEMERA69]

What e fwak I liked this comment it got 300 more likes

[@NicolasCereghino30]

@I Am KevinBB x2 Markiplier this is a highly request that you play you are grounded and trying all three endings and Easter eggs in you are grounded

[@tucknroll8777]

Haha, the corn was kind of an insult because it came off as just something to pacify him since they didnt want to endorse him. Like a consolation prize. They would have probably come out of this a little better by just saying no and not sending anything at all.

[@bigpapamagoo8696]

Most youtubers: drama with each other and scandals about racism and dark pasts Markiplier: corn besmirched my honour

[@maxw9833]

Thats why i love him

[@bigboyrot6097]

XD

[@phoenixflambe3319]

Honestly, he doesn't have a dark secret so far and besides his fans got his back until that dark secret shows.

[@fallenking8179]

Maybe this is unus who escaped the dead line working with darkiplier

[@SpeedySonicX7]

The corn besmirched his honor, JoJo... Wait-

[@spencerdipalma2414]

Not only is this genius satirical comedy but it’s also getting him sponsorships with brands that he couldn’t be further from their target demographic. I love this.

[@matmitchell5864]

Mark: Heavily insults Sour Patch Also Mark: "Where's my check?!

[@silentlyvibingtm7177]

"Markiplier humiliates brands into giving him money"

[@typomischief8101]

*For the third time

[@confusednick1046]

@@typomischief8101 wait this isn’t the first time

[@crime2819]

*correct.*

[@MrPink-cn5rr]

He is a man of culture

[@Boredness90]

@Part-Time Gamer someone hates the guy huh

[@orbitchjulia]

the del monte people holding the contract that they were gonna send Markiplier next week watching this video: ✍ 👁💧👄💧👁 📃

[@marothastuga2552]

@Ì Ãm ĶēvîñBB no

[@itsveasworld]

BAAHHAHA

[@csaba9285]

@Ì Ãm ĶēvîñBB What in the actual fuck?

[@raptorpeep2622]

@Emily Hume Wah that sucks for you i hope youre okay

[@edu_cations]

@Cynara Clay Congrats you gave him a view

[@sanguiniusszuiriel4984]

I spent almost 8 years homeless in my early adulthood, and canned veggies and the like saved my life when I found a whole palette of black beans and a palette of corn both having been “lost” by our “camp”. Much respect my friend.

[@willowdrakon]

Markiplier is smart and showing he has no contract or obligation to review this free stuff positively

[@vahlok1426]

Unnus Annus: *Ends* Mark's non-gaming content: *Becomes more Unnus Annus than ever*

[@tokuwriter2872]

It will forever live on. Momento Mori.

[@jupix7]

Mark is Annus, so that makes sense! I was there. Memento Mori fellow ex-cultmember.

[@tbagginsesq8169]

*the clock ticking* unus annus. Unus Annus! UNUS ANNUS!!

[@omni8568]

It’s killing me how similar these videos are to Unus Annus!! ITS LIKE HES TEASING US HOW DARE HE DO THAT AHHHHHHHH

[@Jack_Woods]

**Mark resorts to eating beans trying to make a whole video about it on his own, sometimes expecting someone to ask him what he's talking about or continue the joke**

[@noble2046]

Alternate Title: “Annus struggles to cope with the afterlife.”

[@JJScene]

Needs Unus to keep him sane but... they're separated in the beyond.

[@aurorabittner]

Lmao ye 🤣🤣🤣

[@thebiggestbuffunion6744]

did you just refer to markiplier as "anus"?

[@draconiclord1558]

Here’s to UNUS ANNUS who’s clock stoped too soon

[@ProgramViBee]

@@thebiggestbuffunion6744 You missed it, didn't you?

[@jacksonneuhart5684]

I love this era of Markiplier in quarantine where he just went absolutely insane

[@McChickennuggetNerd]

I was curious after rewatching this if anything happened to the sales of del Monte corn after this video, and funny enough in November 2020, around when this video was posted, del Monte corn had a hiccup in sales. They were originally on a high spike on their sales, but in November it stopped, it then continued in December, but the coincidence is either not a coincidence or a revolt by Marks fans and I love it.

[@thelostmemory7980]

Del Monte: Sends Mark free corn Mark: “and I took that personally”

[@wryalways985]

Maybe it just went against the grain for him.

[@Carcosan]

Lol

[@blufoxuwu]

This made me laugh harder than it probably should lol

[@estrelladml5882]

Imao

[@Spongus777]

Ads right now: *Mr Beast selling Honey* Ads in 3 years: "You ever tried beans? Hi, I'm Markiplier..."

[@supersmilyface1]

Little did we know those beans weren't Jolly Green Giant's and instead Bush's Baked Beans.

[@garakrosser6638]

There’s been 8 minutes and you got 309 likes

[@garakrosser6638]

@ol' man 'rantrum have you watched the video yet?

[@oscarglad5284]

Not yet, sadly

[@LucindaPug]

It’s really a shame. There could of been a whole Markiplier makes with sour patch and del monte recipes

[@yellobanana6456]

I listened to a man talk about vegetables angrily for 19 minutes. And I am proud.

[@retrolegend]

Unus Annus being deleted was just an excuse to purge his history of Del Monte love.

[@weebsters7181]

why does this have no replies

[@itsquentin8442]

maybe... maybe

[@jj_grabes]

Del Monte may be dead to Mark, but not to Annus.

[@thomthebomb948]

@@jj_grabes um yea bcuz Annus IS dead XD

[@The_1HP_Medic]

@@itsquentin8442 I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet. :)

[@madisonelizabeth467]

Unus annus: *dies* Mark: my life lacks chaos, time to spend about 1000 dollars on flashlights and make a 20 minute video about canned goods

[@madisonelizabeth467]

@Nico i comment a fair bit lol

[@kyle5397]

Seems like unus annus lives on

[@andersongames0237]

unus annus - dies ethan - bit emotional but still same old eef

[@lyleslabyrinth21]

LMAO of course he would buy a bunch of flashlights and corn 😂😂

[@Lycan_Jedi]

This channel has essentially been Unus Annus without the timer or chanting.

[@DaMazzaf97]

As someone who's never watched a single markiplier video until last night, this food review Playlist is hysterical and I haven't laughed at a KZbinr for a long time. I get the hype for him now. Love the praise for del monte at the start then it just becomes a del monte diss track for the rest of the video lmfao Edit: mans really out here taking the piss and actually affecting del monte stock prices 🤣

[@emilygordbort7300]

yea lol, mark's gameplay stuff is good but where he really gets going is when he gets to go off on something totally unhinged and completely unpredictable Part of thte reason i love his podcasts so much

[@cravengameknight949]

It’s pretty good stuff tbh

[@M1CR0P0P]

i really love videos where it feels like i’m tied up and mark is rambling to me like a crazy person

[@Pebble1462]

I’m afraid that if he doesn’t get sponsored by Green Giant he’s gonna switch to Vienna Sausages and I don’t think I’m mentally prepared for him drinking the juice from the can

[@ThenewWereWolfGod]

Me I would gag and probably never watch his food vids again lmao

[@JamesWilliams-tf1rz]

5 words I hope to never see on his channel: "watch me drink sausage juice."

[@robynnhoud4001]

Well take this time to mentally prepared

[@mtgamer2152]

This comment made my whole day and it’s like 2:26 am

[@gefbrille]

👍🏻🤣

[@samthecoolduck9939]

Del monte: sends corn late Mark: “is this a threat?”

[@mattthemadlad3191]

@Ì Ãm ĶēvîñBB no

[@wes692]

y e s

[@okarifox]

[Ramses voice from Gods and Kings] IS THAT A THREAT?!

[@yourboyjp9]

@@okarifox its corn its C O R N

[@Tjbirdie]

Watching Mark use the sour patch socks to clean up the corn juice honestly had me rolling

[@KhaosInductionCreator]

Mark: “Here’s the weirdest possible way to eat something in a way that the company never expected you to, can I have a sponsorship now?” Company: “Tf hell no bro, you just sucked on and spat back out our product, no one does that” Mark: “You’re dead to me, anyway, COMPANY NUMBER 2-“

[@mads53]

Markiplier: the guy who can bully any brand into giving him anything (except a sponsorship)

[@chatboss000]

Nothing matches the energy of Idubbz who managed to call out Planters mixed nuts for not being 20% peanuts

[@cowy8962]

Lmao

[@onigakko]

This has the same energy as Leo not getting an Oscar for the longest time

[@foxellby5273]

Markiplier: the guy who makes an ad into a death threat

[@buggyboy586]

Lol fax

[@maygel]

Unus Annus' death really hit him hard, didn't it? Look at him, starting beef with multi-millionaire companies like it's nothing.

[@isabellasicotte552]

😂😂😂

[@braedynbarclay-little5410]

My friend went to war with Foodworks on a dare, it lasted 3 days

[@JM-gj1oe]

This was prerecorded im pretty sure

[@zdxvoid]

He is the Major KZbinr so he can do it

[@nathanchilders7331]

@@CM-4929 THATS THE SPIRIT

[@darelordshin7233]

As a Filipino, I was triggered when Markimoo hold those card recipes, then suddenly I hear "Afritada" that is included for the Del Monte Corn menu recipes. …Can't imagine what would it taste like with a corn in it!

[@ro.7349]

Pretty sure the recipe was for frittatas, my dude.

[@asswamp]

Imagine being the marketing guy who had the idea to send Mark corn, watching this, sweating bullets.

[@chandlerscott3755]

Regular KZbinr: starts beef with other KZbins Markiplier: starts beef with beef

[@spaghetpastrami1997]

yes

[@HeartlessSystem]

Big brain.

[@chandrikap.]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@campbell5576]

Wanna like but its 666

[@poisonouscupcake1016]

Lmao exactly

[@thesaltiestspoon]

Del Monte: *exercises their right to turn down requests for sponsorships* Mark: this means war.

[@cadenamstutz1735]

That would of been fine. But they sent him 10 dollars worth of product without asking atleast sour patch kids was kinda a sweet deal shit ton of their candy and their shoes.

[@josephfox9221]

This meme war**

[@tommylap01]

Del monte: *Sues markiplier for terroristic like threats*

[@thanaGogical]

[S] Mark: Descend (into madness).

[@kimberlynichole5572]

@@cadenamstutz1735 They dont owe him even cans of corn 🤷🏻‍♀️ i have always liked his gaming videos but he's going down the rabbit hole into becoming one of THOSE youtubers. Obsessed with fame and money. An entire video because a corn company didn't sponsor him for mentioning corn 😑

[@SoullessJ]

3 years later and I still don’t know why I watched a man yell at a camera for 20 minutes about corn and green beans

[@dumpsterraccoon2587]

16:46 AYYYYOOOO WHAT

[@mj2625]

Markiplier really just wants a corporate sugar daddy

[@mnurkose7316]

I will now call sponsorships corporate sugar daddies, thank you very much

[@erynisrenee]

@@mnurkose7316 same

[@doomguy7026]

lol

[@expresso4thedeppresso]

* chokes *

[@memesaremylifeline6723]

@@mnurkose7316 same

[@sensory_eris_]

Alternative Title: Mark is upset that his corn doesn't love him back.

[@karlos4566]

Hell yeah

[@Gir931]

🤦‍♀️🤣

[@tsalVlog]

Self-love corn might be the best kind of corn.

[@youngmasterzhi]

Always go right through you

[@louismorgan-ray4400]

:(

[@tvman9720]

mark: "are they going to bombard my house with corn?" my brain for some reason: RELEASE THE CORN!

[@absin8078]

Mark: *is multi millionaire* Also mark: I still eat green bean out of the can

[@tallestsammy6737]

It's not Markiplier unless he's throwing a tantrum over canned vegetables

[@Maya-pk4mt]

And that’s on Periodt

[@owenlastname.3500]

That was the funniest sentence I've ever read.

[@nerdsearch4329]

He’s been mad at lesser things

[@kurtcobain-xy8qb]

Yes

[@taylorbritt499]

Everything is right with the universe now 😌

[@RandomChannel68]

Mark: “I just want a partner” Mark already misses Ethan XD

[@sailormoonbanana4629]

Amy: 👁👄👁

[@woolmedley]

Eef!

[@JacobGrim]

You mean Unus Cause Mark and Ethan aren't here anymore... (Maybe)

[@hutchbesoins7949]

Rip Unus Annus As we go on, we remember all the times that we had together As our lives change, from whatever We’ll still be friends forever

[@thepurplecat1714]

@voice actually ur also wrong, Ethan is Mark, and Unnus is Annus. Get your fax straight 🙄🖐

[@jvseventeen]

I work in a grocery store and it's very tempting to send mark a mismatched case of every brand of corn and green beans we carry, just to see what happens lol

[@Garrys_Soul_Recovery]

I have never wanted a can of green beans more than I do right now, at 10:03 pm EST, on a Wednesday night.

[@stargarden2577]

2010: oh cool. Another youtuber playing Minecraft 2020: Mark's feuding with a corn company

[@saadtech5907]

"Don't lie who else is a FAN of Mark for more than a dày?" *(Mark Just Commented on my newest Mincraft Video Thanks!)*

[@Vanessa.W]

@@saadtech5907 BEGONE *B O T*

[@vokatone8320]

2020: oh cool. Another youtuber playing minecraft

[@greenkidd529]

Its funny to see all thse old gaming youtubers become generic variety content creators because now those gaming channels don't pull thr money like they used to (at least not for vets) The well ran dry

[@cruxell]

@@greenkidd529 I would only call marks content semi dry, he comes out with a banger atleast one a week if not a month, miss unus anus tho feels bad that was a banger a day

[@matthewwallis8798]

I think the death of unus annus has affected Mark more than he is willing to admit

[@thecwd8919]

Very true I think

[@erwinalfonso1629]

Very very true

[@IceShadow-eg5gl]

Just a little...

[@hiffahyphae6707]

Ikr

[@thatanimegirlwiththecape4807]

You re not better yourself with that unus annus pic lmao

[@beetlejesus2475]

it’s the little things like him wiping up corn juice with the socks sour patch kids sent him that gives me joy.

[@bobroberts8264]

This has no business being this funny, your strong opinions on corn have got me through today lol

[@AdventurersAlmanac]

Man, Annus has really gone off the rails since the divorce.

[@spacetrashfallingdown]

Okay, that's straight up the funniest interpretation of Unus Annus lore I've ever heard

[@tarran8208]

Annus died

[@nezuko8994]

True

[@pickle8636]

This made me laugh for a good 5 minutes

[@thatsnailboi1598]

Yep, the death divorce

[@BiblioRook]

How confusing this must be for anyone who didn't watch Unus Annus.

[@mikaylad.7447]

HONESTLY THEY WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND

[@stingerjohnny9951]

@@mikaylad.7447 which makes it even funnier for folk who DO understand 😆

[@samsukeandstuff6655]

@@mikaylad.7447 I'm literally searching the comments for confused people just to say, "you wouldn't get it."

[@miabellastar623]

I like the *Flashback Unavailable* 😂😂

[@cynthiacorona267]

I didn't watch Unus Annus... I just thought he was sponsoring 😂🤣🤣

[@alt666]

It's surprising that Mark doesn't get huge sponsors when he's such an amazing KZbinr and gets more views and clicks compared to other channels. I know he's mostly joking about wanting a bunch of money but he honestly deserves it for how much he does for other people every year lol.

[@qi1mu78]

Imagine walking into a store, and just seeing markiplier buy a can of green beans

[@yumpans]

If they weren't scared of sponsoring him they definitely are now

[@isabellrose2308]

They’re dead to him, he wouldn’t want it anyway

[@jackflanagan9499]

GG well fucking better sponsor him. I'm afraid of what happens if they don't.

[@deadtheredonethat8097]

Mark’s ability to straight up drink vegetables will never not scare me.

[@SherbetAlex]

He has trained himself. He is able to go even further beyond.

[@Asyraaf1003]

Well, Mark can drink pee or weird things in Unus Annus. I'm sure he can drink vegetables.

[@zubsenderzuberfly292]

how is swallow drank bean :o

[@envisioner007]

when he was a child that was his water.

[@savagegirl8453]

I don’t mind it, not that l have ever done that but I would not get grossed out by him doing that

[@shaunv6155]

18:40 him using the socks to clean up the table 💀💀💀

[@PixiePoison]

I can't believe it took me my third rewatch of this to realise he cleans the table with the sourpatch kids socks at the end.

[@juicyapricot3592]

Plot Twist: Amy actually gave Mark a grocery list and Mark is trying to get all the products without paying or leaving his house.

[@skylerseven9740]

Why is is actually a plausible possibility? 😂😂😂

[@Predated2]

I mean, its still lockdown. Modern problems require modern solutions.

[@thestazio7296]

Truths

[@funkykongreal]

@I Am KevinBB *s h u t*

[@ServiusTheBear]

ROFL that would be actually epic!

[@WeiHuan]

Mark after Unus Annus ended: "I'm so fullfilled, I've never felt so whole." Mark a week later:

[@CrossbredManiac]

Oh boy oh boy what next

[@fleeids]

LMFAOOO IM

[@bwingbwinggwiyomi]

It's quality content I signed up for LMAO

[@komodosworld3199]

What’s Unus Annus?

[@fleeids]

@@komodosworld3199 bruh im

[@unicorn69]

Alternate title: Man with 35 mil subscribers rants about corn

[@EversTrainz]

A Frittata is an egg-based Italian dish similar to an omelette or crustless quiche or scrambled eggs, enriched with additional ingredients such as meats, cheeses, or vegetables. The word frittata is Italian and roughly translates to "fried". ~Google

[@Lucy-fo2rj]

Alternate title: *Threatening canned vegetable company’s to sponsor me*

[@kurlykayla9013]

@D S stfu

[@Limelight3212]

@LOL lol dude you are, like, the biggest buzzkill ever can't you just let people have fun

[@Limelight3212]

@LOL lol Ugh. That's because it IS human rights, and not politics. You can't go around saying that the BLM movement, which is literally fighting against injustice toward the black community in the form of literal HATE CRIMES, isn't about human rights unless you yourself are either 1. ignorant and apathetic to the cause 2. a white supremacist. But that's not even my point; it's hypocritical to complain about Ninja doing something like that when you yourself get onto random comment sections and start plugging your own controversial opinions... like come on, this is a video about fucking corn

[@triman7039]

And fruits since they have del monte banana

[@Limelight3212]

@LOL lol Hey I'm glad you learned something from what I said :) have a nice one

[@sofajess]

Just because Unus Annus is gone doesn't mean Mark won't stop posting weird shit and this right here is proof.

[@snazzyjovialwyrm3314]

Actually, I'd say it's a sign that we'll get evenmore weird shit from Mark in the future.

[@Anxmaly666]

Momento Mori

[@starfox5165]

@I Am KevinBB x2 We don’t really give a crap hun

[@BaSiL_VS]

@I Am KevinBB x2 bot your a bot your bad

[@angelicsprnkles5454]

Unnus Annus may be dead, but it's spirit is not.

[@averagecanadian1510]

Markiplier:gets a pair of shirt by sour patch kids Also Markiplier:they should know all my sizes

[@ClaireSunshine]

Mark's life goal of trying to threaten a company into giving him a sponsorship is the funniest thing ever

[@blueanimul]

why does he have such a toxic relationship with canned vegetable companies

[@Cpt.Str4ng3]

*casually sips on corn* huh?

[@333stalker]

It a joke?

[@donut_man360noscope7]

you just don’t understand

[@blueanimul]

@@donut_man360noscope7 🤣

[@floppybanana8939]

He's mark, what do you expect from him?

[@zuper-ze]

Mark blackmailing food brands to give him money and Mark trying to take down food brands entirely by himself is the greatest thing

[@twinpickaxes7460]

Shut up

[@twinpickaxes7460]

Kevin

[@thereallorddonut9339]

Ok i love your pfp its amazing!

[@holokyttaja5476]

Yep

[@noashaham5438]

Miguel Messina may I ask how?

[@sophiamthompson1149]

Wow, I love the energy of treating a subscription to the channel like it’s a privilege or prize for the viewer. That boosted MY self esteem for goodness sake!

[@someidiotmakingvids]

Mark: GIMME CORN Del Monte: aight here’s 10 cans Mark: *this means war*

[@shadypigeon4327]

This video is just Mark having a crisis over the fact that none of these companies want to be his sugardaddy-

[@catsrule8064]

You right

[@sonicfan73887]

BYE-

[@romeosantana9116]

Green giant doesn’t give mark a sponsorship* Mark: “I’m moving on to motts apple sauce”.

[@notreal5826]

That's not a veg

[@dealsirayewashington379]

@@notreal5826 he will abandon the veg entirely

[@windegohunter1492]

Put me in the screen shot when this actually happens and becomes a meme

[@LaurynExists]

This kinda off topic but I love their apple juice

[@FriskyD.]

And then what? Hellman's Mayonnaise?

[@Venom0uss]

"Look at this CHAD Green Giant." XD 10:12

[@theexplodingdino5213]

sour patch kids witching him pour corn in the tumblr : 👁👄👁

[@twofaced4923]

*Unus Annus: *Dies** Markiplier: *You’re next Del Monte*

[@epic918]

Lmao

[@TREET2100]

Lmao

[@QueenItachi01]

Haha 😂

[@aqua.dot908]

Don't mean to be *that guy* but it is you're

[@lookitsyou7755]

im sorry but i am the 421th like so now its not 420 sorry

[@Hahaczyk]

Mark: Want sponsor yes? Del Monte: No Mark: *so you have chosen.. death.*

[@moahmedallam6732]

No Mark:Unnus Annus

[@lauraberry7293]

best comment

[@tellmywifiloveher6474]

@@moahmedallam6732 mark warning them that del monte will go bankrupt in exactly one year

[@tylerblack3962]

I cant believe I just watched 20 minutes of someone ranting and passive aggressively eat canned veggies. This truly is the most premium of content

[@MMOdyssey]

Markipliers quarantine shoulda been nicknamed cornantine

[@cameronboudreau4903]

I love the "Markiplier bullies a multinational corporation" series.

[@noellburnett5697]

I WANT MORE OF THESE

[@Celculus]

Lol

[@kiwistar6517]

i believe you mean multinational CORNporation ;)

[@cameronboudreau4903]

@@kiwistar6517 ahhhh shit! This missed opportunity will haunt me for the rest of my life.

[@charade4905]

That's probably the best title ever for a series on youtube

[@themidnightsun5735]

Del Monte: *Sends Mark cans of corn that he has shown to love so much* Mark: *Del Monte is Dead to Me* Del Monte: ._.

[@rattian1976]

I Know it's a joke but I feel secondhand bad.....ness.... Aha, I would feel so bad if they took me seriously. Like, I wouldn't even be able to joke about this, I would just confess my extensive love for them and be do grateful to them, for... Corn... Lmao, this video is hilarious though.

[@jasonflores4856]

@@rattian1976 Yeah, I kinda wish he did a little bit at the end of the video where he apologized and confessed his love for Del Monte in a cheesy romance style.

[@sidneyb1987]

@@jasonflores4856 that’s dumb lmao

[@jasonflores4856]

@@sidneyb1987 That's why it might be funny!

[@detectivepatchouli8266]

@@jasonflores4856 the thing is Mark is a pretty serious person what he`s trying to do here if you arer trying to ask someone to promote your stuff make it professional dont try to make like youtubers is some kind of kid profession only some people make a living better than someone who made few hundred thousand a year some of them are serious in their work business as asian , they have manners of introduction we dont go like western where "howdy ya`ll we came here to ask you to do promotion for our thing and expect nothing less from you"

[@Ripp816]

This should be in the markiplier cinematic universe

[@roninfrog2065]

He's literally running protection rackets like the old mafia days

[@meditatingpig1479]

I genuinely cant tell if he’s going insane or if he’s joking anymore

[@nat69786]

Both but we love this man ❤️

[@bluegold1026]

Same. Not sure if this is all some sort of skit. Sure looks like it TBH

[@SnoppleWopple]

Del Monte Is Dead To Him.

[@extro-axe3694]

It's not him. Annus lives inside him. Mormento mori

[@user-ze8fr9wq1t]

FINALLY SOMONES SAID IIIIIIIIT

[@cathleenjeffcoat4850]

I don’t think he’s handling Unus Annus dying as well as he claims to be... First the flashlights, now this. *watches Mark descend into insanity*

[@shadowings7697]

I know right? It has such UA vibes and yet he keeps denying any theories lol

[@toast1672]

Yeah i'm so glad we miss out on games now and just get his dumb shit and then get the podcast chopped up into "episodes" a few weeks later so cool to have to rewatch the podcast in 3 parts if I want to watch games. Why doesn't he make another channel for this dumb shit

[@doughhhboi1731]

@@toast1672 markiplier is not restricted to gameplays. he has been doing them for years. if you dont like his current content, dont watch it.

[@DropTheMag]

This is how his channel always has before Unus Annus. He made these short, dumb videos about stuff like this all the time. Now that he has the extra time, he’s able to do them again.

[@itzkiddo_]

He is a multi-media channel, he's always done these sorts of things, from challenges to gameplays!

[@Bealzebub.]

Not me eating green giant corn while watching this ...

[@keemera-art]

“Wasss… 24 cans of corns” *right eye blinks… left eye blinks….*

[@nut6442]

Delmonte: sends corn to Mark. Mark: ... Delmonte: _I N S T A N T R E G R E T_

[@richardjoshgomez4661]

What did they put in that corn?

[@CampbellJTuba]

Mark complains that it’s like $10 of corn when it’s $77.52 of corn

[@mrfrickboy6704]

@@richardjoshgomez4661 what they didn’t put was a fat check😂

[@mrfrickboy6704]

@@CampbellJTuba where you get your damn corn?

[@theringbearer8679]

1000th like your welcome 👍👍👍👍

[@SilenceKM]

Del monte: you wanted corn? Mark: no... *HE* wanted corn... Del: "He?" Mark:...Memento Mori. *closes door*

[@flamingogh_]

Why did this hurt

[@connormarriott3392]

He... who? Hee.. who. HEE HOO

[@sevdekaya267]

@@connormarriott3392 one shall not be named

[@marwamimi843]

Dedededede

[@jeishiikanzaki]

Okay but like... imagine how no one who watched Unus Annus is going to even understand why he's mad at del monte lol

[@BiaLealR]

I've never heard of sour patch kids until mark started talking abt them. People don't actually know how big a sponsorship with him could be

[@jazminwillhite9417]

Mark is literally just trying to get three completely different brands to sponsor him in one video