I Have a Confession to Make...

[@mercscar4277]

"They're all expired" To be fair, there's probably enough preservatives in those things to mummify a small dog.

[@bitter-bit]

This is an underrated top level comment.

[@LemonsOnTheFloor]

HELP ME WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

[@theo.6810]

I mean technically i think it could mummify ME my 5'2 self instantly persevered FOR 200 YEARS.

[@saladfish5]

That is _scarily_ specific. But surprisingly, I wouldn’t doubt it.

[@soontobejamez4422]

Thanks for the idea

[@nathangraves5266]

The longer Mark's hair gets, the stronger his chaotic energy grows.

[@gwinnellheald8592]

That is frighteningly accurate

[@emmylouispog]

It’s true long hair is the gateway to the infinity of chaos that lies within us all

[@connorjohnson8590]

He's like a chaos Sampson

[@Tulip_bip]

wut abt when he had like almost no hair but was *insanely* chaotic?

[@Sapphirelily]

So he can floof his hair for power again right??

[@philaug974]

Mark to Alex: "I have been... dishonest about my diet" Alex seeing this before preparing his next training: *So you have chosen death*

[@cucco4e808]

Basically lol

[@sanddry738]

*GOD’S FITNESS TEST I N T E N S I F I E S*

[@Liezaac]

yey i gave it 666 likes

[@philaug974]

@@Liezaac you absolute madlad

[@friendcomputer2293]

By burpees.

[@wolfgameso.o9997]

other youtubers apology videos: "i didnt know i was being racist im sorry.." Markiplier: "i ate too many poptarts im sorry.."

[@Qwerty-uh6up]

Hes gonna get faaaaatttttttt bruh

[@BehelitZero]

For someone who portrays himself as an a-hole, that actually means a lot.

[@weisswelle]

that's what happens when you are not a racist person at all

[@theothenbrabbit998]

I mean, there isn't really much mark could do that would need an apology

[@231thorium]

@@Qwerty-uh6up nah hes very muscular

[@ryleh_horror1683]

Mark: eats a bunch of expired poptarts His Intestines: " And I took that personally"

[@peachyland1507]

🤣🤣🤣

[@evanwoods3107]

Lmao

[@xerilaun]

😂😂

[@bloodyvalentine8350]

This aged terribly within three days... Please help the cat is laying next to me and I can't get up in fear she'll be sad

[@natetv1494]

Yeah😂 I was expecting it to have the lifespan of a box of poptarts.. it wouldn’t go bad😂😂😂

[@Paul20661]

Haha yeah :(

[@ChaseMC215]

It wasn't the Pop Tarts that sent him to the hospital. It was his stomach

[@stealthxg5045]

@@ChaseMC215 Guess where Pop Tarts go? Your stomach.

[@cmmuse]

@@stealthxg5045 what? You’re telling me we don’t have a separate stomach specifically built into the delicate human body, to store pop tarts? Evolution, wtf?

[@orozcoj0509able]

"Imma eat it, but I dont trust it" *goes to hospital*

[@icearrow9036]

big oof

[@tituskrieger2296]

Same

[@erickguevara6632]

He said he thinks that it wasnt the poptarts . . . . . . . . BUT THEY WERE

[@thecoolstevefromifunny1148]

@@icearrow9036 it wasnttt

[@miaostrander680]

when your poptart fetish goes to far

[@SgtShadowCow]

Markiplier: "Sponsor me or else!" Mark: "im on a diet i cant eat these, my trainer is going to kill me" Also Mark: *continues to eat expired pop tarts*

[@yourgullible1556]

i dont think poptarts like actually expire

[@nathan9901]

@@yourgullible1556 nah they deffo do cuz there's an expiration date

[@rosaparks8688]

@@nathan9901 They need one. I don’t think the expiration dates are accurate and they don’t really change after.

[@nathan9901]

@@rosaparks8688 what a stupid fucking thing to claim everything expires. If it didn't expire they'd milk tf out of that in advertising

[@rosaparks8688]

@@nathan9901 Have you had pop-tarts past their expiration date? I never thought I’d be asking this question, but they take a way longer time to expire than the packaging says they do. They’re like the canned goods of snacks. 😂

[@acutabovetherestIX]

November 2019: Don’t tell Amy November 2020: Don’t tell Alex

[@mihranplayz3430]

@I Am KevinBB x2 No

[@avelovesfrogs5402]

November 2021: Don't tell Ethan

[@kingjj4116]

@I Am KevinBB x2 No U

[@Kawaiisikkusu]

Time stamp?

[@indaydreams8724]

@I Am KevinBB x2 shut up mate

[@djredduck27]

unus annus: "dont tell amy!" markiplier: "dont tell alex!"

[@thanalincoln]

@Yuii ._.Panther aight sry get out

[@devv1291]

@Yuii ._.Panther cool dude, but I don't remember asking

[@s3rvivor]

@The Panda claw a dear friend.

[@logan7lion644]

Ima replays this its will over 1.5k like

[@justamanda8000]

@The Panda claw Boi they were the best duo known to man

[@pileosalt8227]

I can’t tell if Unus Annus has really taken a toll on Mark’s sanity or if it’s just Mark

[@herostorm4384]

Maybe both

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Yes

[@depressed_hero]

The answer is probably both

[@ethanlewis2120]

The answer is yes

[@madcam7759]

both

[@Firestar4041]

"Ate 16,000 calories worth of poptarts..." Alex: " . . . " **loads burpie gun, with malicious intent**

[@alexdean9046]

This video can be summed up as mark being scared of Alex, blaming Evan, and being mad at pop tarts for 30 minutes

[@decyphxr8329]

Tap on a clip to paste it in the text box.

[@becauseican5821]

@Cal why are you copying this on every comment? Just make an og comment.

[@oceanrose6626]

Must be hard

[@bernainmolina7481]

Yea but it's TRUE those poptarts really suck and have poor health quality

[@Toby-vm5gq]

ft. hiding poptarts from ethan's allergy

[@dogemcdogeface7901]

“There’s nothing wrong eating this much poptarts right?” Hospital : yeah, about that..

[@disgustingjr3070]

yeaaaaah

[@lunariousmoon]

This joke came in to very well

[@mrgrimm335]

Was thinking the same thing XD

[@thirestdog9616]

ya know, this is probably why u stop eating them when u see its expired and not just fuck it

[@NinjaLoveDomo24]

@Jayden Paulk same

[@androgynous_artist]

Jesus Christ someone just give this man a brand deal please for his own sanity

[@omni8568]

@Aaviskar Parasor I’ve been on the decline since I was 7 😂😂😂

[@theunspeakablecraft1446]

Yes

[@Fckwitt]

I wish I could

[@chunta957]

No, we need to see how far we can get.

[@JoeEmber776]

if he gets a brand deal he'll just find something else to lose his sanity over...

[@noelledenisematias8400]

Mark's face when he notices that Amy arrived was priceless 😂

[@pastelrainbowsd5574]

Mark: “I feel ...... bad...like physically” Marks guts: you have no idea

[@Xylophone08]

To be fair I would do this if I had enough money

[@rogerinam.5785]

Ahahah

[@breemarie5264]

*flash forward to hospital*

[@tacticaIprincess]

yes

[@XxTunnelSnakexX]

Lmaooo

[@iamdreadbread2983]

Markiplier's whole channel is just him slowly but surely slipping into insanity.

[@hmmuhh330]

Now that Unus Annus is gone, he has nowhere else to hide his insanity...

[@bluevenus9803]

You’re saying he hasn’t already? How many more steps do we have until he gets there?

[@Cornoriian]

I feel like it started with "getting over it". It has been accelerating exponentially since then...

[@dr.horror9046]

I thought that was unus anus

[@zedto8139]

they shouldn't have deleted [deleted channel]

[@karleeeriksen5528]

Alternate title: “Mark Hiding His Sins From Amy & Alex’s Holy Peepers”

[@shanedaley6236]

Why did he hide it from her lol it was fun to watch at the end when she came home and he trys to hide it she pretty much found out

[@Cricket-ud7vx]

Oh my gods, bro that was my birthday video

[@norat3691]

"I know this is for a bit but how long will this stay up?"

[@jetfrancis8345]

don’t do this to me🥺🥺😂

[@dbone3356]

The title of the video with the white long sleeve shirt and black and white background... He (and/or Lixian) knew what he (they) was (were) doing...

[@rylangrimes1239]

The “DING” while ejecting the pop tarts out of the toaster before they were finished freaking sent me 😂

[@RageCannon-tf3ob]

Mark's channel now is just a documentary of a man slowly growing more insane every day. And I love it.

[@zendakon8299]

And ballsy. He wants a sponsorship from everyone it seems

[@andreabarkala4131]

@@zendakon8299 and he deserves it

[@gmork1090]

@@andreabarkala4131 I want to be my usual cynical self, right? But he does. He really does.

[@boops9668]

I thought that was unus annus

[@janieussery7172]

I’m here for it.

[@SquidLordXD]

Mark: Amy will kill me Amy: **Walks in the house** Mark: **Mental breakdown**

[@gadlygamer]

dont you mean a mental BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN

[@chikebchikeb1813]

comment: "999" likes me: I AM GOD "taps" comment: "1000"

[@jkublive]

@@gadlygamer I think I’m the only one who caught that lmao

[@sexypanda1349]

@@jkublive its the part 4 diamond is unbreakable Jojo's Bizzare Adventure intro. MF jojo's reference bro.

[@cwootwoot9025]

@@gadlygamer is that A JOJO REFERENCE!?

[@tjtiffles]

Mark trying to cancel all the food companies that won’t sponsor him is actually the best

[@nevaeh9125]

He's like the opposite of a food review channel cuz he shits on the companies and their products.. But then he actually gives a serious review on the product at the same time

[@jordanogplayer5247]

@@nevaeh9125 Ik 😭

[@nevaeh9125]

@Morec no, 'cancel' was the correct way

[@Bit_Froggr]

Mark has to be sponsored by sustenance just in general.

[@GamingWithHajimemes]

If he trips on concrete he could sue the world... AND WIN-

[@mavisrose1404]

Mark is like a dissapointed mother and an energetic dramatic father. But that's one of the best things about him.

[@aspin_]

The "Don't Tell Amy" bit has followed us from Unus Annus to Mark's Channel. It shall never die

[@coinisinorbit]

@@akworld2.o451 no he didn't

[@coinisinorbit]

@@akworld2.o451 I ain't even look but I already know with how many views your getting

[@user-cb3yn6wq2s]

He was also wearing his unus annus socks

[@ONE-vt1fz]

“This was a confession-“ Skips ahead “UNFROZTED BLUEBERRY POPTARTS”

[@sarahvanrooyen7280]

Lol

[@arthurmorgan835]

Omg!

[@Sambone90]

Lmao

[@Ashepskystory]

i did the same

[@richhutnik2477]

That us a good thing.

[@Itoldajokeonce]

Markiplier: “I will be sane again.” Everyone: “Again?”

[@SwindlerJeff]

Again.

[@bludbanka]

Yep again

[@abandonedacc420]

since when is mark sane?? did i miss out on something?-

[@zillasaiyan1m274]

I think he is sain for a bit after he finally finishes a super hard game like getting over it but then his sanity goes away not long after

[@MindOfGenius]

Markiplier: "I will be sane again." Also Mark: 22:49

[@connormurphy6393]

As someone who works over night at a grocery store to stock shelves, these boxes the ones we order to stock with lol Also! The box at 5:00 is likely taped cause the top popped open before they packaged it into the larger box to ship. It happens sometimes cause the poptart boxes are flimsy, we get taped ones every now and then too lmao

[@troublemonkey1_626]

Can confirm these look exactly like the cases we got for pop tarts in grocery stores

[@2solidben]

Mark: “I have a very deep Secret” Me: what. Mark: pop tarts

[@sebastianvalmes6797]

😱😱😱🤫🤫🤫🤭🤭🤭 Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattt?!?!? Crazy, insane, horrible, unholy, Mark how come you never told us of your great sin against humanity, wow, awful, stinky brain.

[@anotherkilluasimp1993]

@@sebastianvalmes6797 laughing👏my👏fucking👏ass👏off

[@perhapsdie6458]

A

[@cloudy1860]

Ok So I Thought He was gonna say I Secretly had the sponsor of Los clamdo the whole time

[@leweirdo1220]

I tHoUgHt He WaS gOnNa FiNaLlY aDmIt He'S a MaSoChIsT lOl

[@sweetyum46]

My husband: "you're too old to watch Markiplier" Me: "Not if he keeps making spicy content like reviewing poptarts I'm not. The voice of our generation."

[@pixiebrat3278]

Sister!!!!!

[@sams575]

Tell em!!

[@kevo5133]

What does he think this is, a cartoon? This is *art*

[@fartmaster00]

LMAO YES

[@teslacoil5378]

Too old?!?! Nobody's too old to be watching Markiplier.

[@Snorlax151]

Mark and Ethan: *deletes Unus Annus* Ethan: *takes the aftermath well* Mark: *stress eats poptarts*

[@taylorjensen3558]

Accurate lol

[@brookiemocookie2216]

@MASLIN BRUNER wow dark

[@creamsupreme8630]

@-MøønlightSun- Unus* and Memento*

[@blues_sandwich4303]

@-MøønlightSun- my parents and me any time I mention unus Annus: them “and that’s done now?” Me “yup” them “can we even talk about it now” me *explains the whole idea of unus annus again* them “you know quite a bit about this”

[@Lil_Lunar69]

Welll future me says other way around

[@_lil_lil]

"And that's what breakfast has been for most of the world-- well, at least America" might be the most American thing Mark's ever said.

[@DetectiveMekova]

The quality of Mark's content is 65% Mark being uncontainable and 35% his editor being even more uncontainable.

[@evictedpelican497]

bloopers include alex stabbing mark with a knife doing burpees with burpees engraved on it while having mark do burpees on top of a clone of him doing burpees

[@eemeli7093]

@@evictedpelican497 epic

[@mintson8810]

Sorry for being late to comment

[@ethansariya]

@@mintson8810 what

[@juliadarling8868]

Something tells me this is why he's in the hospital right now.

[@nox7638]

same

[@cinthiaalbers4076]

He is acetally

[@mirroughs7729]

I mean that many pop-tarts would be a trip to the ivory throne, and the fact that they're expired is worse.

[@bloodangel7305]

Probably

[@natetv1494]

😂imagine that

[@jonathansaloman1595]

The fact that Mark literally complained about Pop Tarts for over 30 minutes makes me wonder how much the Unus Annus aftermath has taken a toll on him...

[@jube8835]

The amount of bots here is insane

[@kelsie_wilson11]

@Jube IKR LOL

[@CopperDragonGamr]

@F Ù C Ķ • М E ! ! ! • I WĀNT ŞEX • OPÉN MY ĆANÁL ! I opened the replies and just see your username I couldn't stop laughing for the next 3 minutes 😂

[@alnimri]

Not sure if it's just me, but Mark wears white mainly in his videos and Ethan wears Black. Its like second nature for them at this point. A little concerning how it probably affected their psychology.

[@nicolemaylining]

@Cal bro stop imagine tricking people for views lmao

[@PanromanticDragon]

Just...Marks face as he said “Alex...I think I know why the diet hasn’t been doin as good as it coulda been” is...peak reaction image

[@Jellybeanthecat743]

He looks like Grumpy Cat and it’s HILARIOUS

[@wminster]

You can take Markiplier out of Unus Annus, but you can't take Unus Annus out of Markiplier.

[@mnhplayz]

Yes

[@nataliefunke1385]

Same as Ethan lol

[@jailyncharles5553]

facts lol

[@natsueyama]

Because he is one with Unus Annus

[@coencrippen1761]

@@natsueyama I replied to you within a minute

[@irustyrobot529]

me realizing Mark's filming by himself: "...Oh god he's unsupervised"

[@zombieunicorns2567]

@I Am KevinBB x2 you've done this on multiple comments it's getting annoying.

[@DiegoGonzalez-oe5tz]

@I Am KevinBB x2 ok

[@MalemetaAnimations]

When Mark is unsupervised the world weeps

[@Mikiluvsu]

💀💀💀

[@mr21guy9]

@I Am KevinBB x2 just stop it was never funny and I never will be

[@NoiseDay]

"Don't tell Amy" Amy: lives here and has known about everything the whole time

[@magicaldontpostmuch3256]

And probably helped the editor

[@Beanpolr]

@Unus Annus Back, horrific demon!

[@slackolantern]

@F Ù Ć Ķ • М È ! ! ! • I WĄNT ŞĘX • OPÉN MY CANÁL ! You're not Rita! Where's our old Unus Annus Spam bot? You're just as bad as the guy pretending to be Unus Annus! Are you going to reupload all her nonsensical emoticons?

[@Cipher_Paul]

What?! Do Amy and Mark and Henry and Chica really live together? But I thought Mark lived with Ethan! They even made Chica her own dog house, so why would she be living with Amy?

[@moon-ww6qt]

@@Cipher_Paul all i know is mark and amy love together because im pretty sure they're dating(?) and ethan lives with his girlfriend as well

[@jellyray3395]

26:15 As Mark saw the pop tart god, he had The look of pure terror as he gazes into the lifeless strawberry jam eyes and at his chocolate crusted armor. The god beckoned Mark to follow, and yet, Mark just watched in agony as the tart consumes him whole. Then. The god said. "Keep eating."

[@taylorowen9833]

Poor Amy. One day she's going to walk in and see mark crying in the corner covered in breakfast cereals, packages strewn about the room and the words "Crunchetize me" written in various bits of cereal on the floor.

[@zapthewarrior7577]

you talking about mark eating pop tarts, or a man who went insane with captain crunch?

[@Timmothy_plays]

And she wouldn't even be phased by it.

[@luvbug_m]

this definitely shouldn’t have made me laugh as much as i did

[@taylorowen9833]

@@zapthewarrior7577 I'm calling it. Mark's going to wind up with 50 lbs of cereal for his next review. Captain Crunch, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, an obligatory thing about Jack with Lucky Charms. It's going to culminate in him taking a "cereal bath" like his mashed potatoes bath and his hot chocolate bath. Actually, I'm surprised he hasn't made himself into a bowl of cereal yet with all the weird bath based things he's done.

[@zapthewarrior7577]

@@taylorowen9833 ok, a mashed potato bath, is just actually disgusting In my opinion

[@vaporizedstar]

Ever since the death of Unus Annus, Mark has descended further into madness.

[@itsadri0_0]

Yup

[@forgemakesstuff2734]

Annus was the embodiment of his sanity, and now Annus is dead

[@proglider647]

Theres an easy answer here

[@mihranplayz3430]

@Ì Ãm ĶēvîñBB No

[@lunarlane3054]

Exactly

[@lognott]

"I couldn't do this because Ethan was coming over... But now he's not soooo...." Dang, that feels bad in the heart.

[@e_famdomss4807]

Ouch- day hurted

[@bee-zz6bf]

@I Am KevinBB x2 silence bot

[@bee-zz6bf]

@@akworld2.o451 silence bot

[@thatwhiteguy5847]

@@akworld2.o451 no one cares

[@kathysteph932]

@I Am KevinBB x2 stfu

[@blackgetsugauser]

"It's dry, bland, digusting. " Mark has become Gordon Ramsay XD

[@blueoffline2667]

Mark: Has a really healthy lifestyle, works out often, does Keto diet Also Mark: „I ate 16 000 calories worth of poptarts. "

[@manbabymonke]

That have expired

[@roeisimcha188]

He also has 5 ovens

[@leorewinski7768]

Keto isn't healthy....

[@DJB3lfry]

@@roeisimcha188 He no longer has 5 ovens, sadly :(

[@blueoffline2667]

@Jon Finn It was there the whole video, it just grew stronger as he admited to his sins out loud

[@tinah5466]

Mark: *Confesses that he lied about following his diet* Alex: *Sees this video* And that was the last time we saw Mark

[@JustSippingTea]

Bro these are all prerecorded its all a matter of time till the police catch on because he was murdered... By burppes

[@magicaldontpostmuch3256]

@@JustSippingTea oh no

[@anggaadandiputra8450]

@@JustSippingTea oh no not the burppes. Anything but the burppes

[@stormynight4856]

@F Ù Ć Ķ • М È ! ! ! • I WĄNT ŞĘX • OPÉN MY CANÁL ! the heck?

[@pzzec7042]

already 656 likes- now 657 ;) but fr oh no-

[@antiquessouls5267]

Can we take a moment to appreciate how instead of being a jerk like every other big KZbin and having to make a confession to being racist, mark has to only make a confession to eating several boxes of pop tarts in the spam of 6 months- this is why I have been a long time fan. Why the hell does my comment have 1.3k likes-

[@hannahjane6787]

facts. I love him to death

[@antiquessouls5267]

@@hannahjane6787 yeah, he has never had a single scandal

[@Jaidea]

I thought you said "Mark actually confessed to being racist" AND I GOT SO SCARED OMFG

[@benkayvfalsifier3817]

Can we take a moment to realize that Mark unintentionally gave his audience the middle finger at 19:55.

[@antiquessouls5267]

@@benkayvfalsifier3817 it was a joke :)

[@sadgecat588]

I'm coming back after not watching him for years and he's actually so much more hilarious wtf

[@RuneCl4w]

And guess what, these pop tarts put him in the hospital the very next day LMAO, he aight though

[@goodguybjorn]

"OH these are expired! Its fine, it's whatever." fast forward a couple days "so I'm in the hospital, i have a blockage in my intestines"

[@bruce6918]

Omg XD

[@Raphsody17]

Lol

[@mornin7134]

Time stamp?

[@caratjoy8586]

@@mornin7134 he made vids on it... lol

[@mornin7134]

@@caratjoy8586 link?

[@cemeek89]

Markiplier: the man who won’t eat pop tarts out of the packaging, but WILL eat corn and green beans out of the can...

[@stormynight4856]

@Cal stop

[@stormynight4856]

Mark does Mark wants

[@Dont_Wanna_Be_Famous_666]

I actually feel bad for mark

[@cyberren354]

actually corn and green beans out of the can are great and are superior to cold untoasted pop tarts

[@starlit2135]

@Cal STFU

[@KuroHebi]

Pop Tarts: Are expired. Mark: "Cool, I don't care.". You will regret this decision in a few days...

[@kreationkat9410]

E x p i r e d p o p t a r t s

[@stephanievang8859]

Oh god...

[@berniecarbz1723]

Bruh

[@Foxington_the_Fox]

Lol.

[@bloodletter7835]

Cut to mark being in the hospital rn

[@johnandrewdivina1435]

Legend says mark is still not done eating all of his pop tarts

[@shipchaseplays6988]

Meanwhile Mark in an alternate universe: "I AM A MAN. WITH 5 TOASTERS"

[@starthekid8935]

This provided much serotonin

[@epiphanyjervisbattilega3158]

*Meanwhile in an a different alternate universe:* *laughs in five of every cooking appliance

[@peripheralmaster3265]

Explain?

[@Memeamyoto621]

Ovens.

[@jookitty2148]

I am a maaannn, with fiiiivvee toastersss

[@Pxdro1103]

Mark: "Poptarts suck. Why would you eat pop tarts?" Also Mark:"Sponsor me"

[@ahmadredzuan9712]

Yea

[@yeeyee9294]

A bags a bag

[@nonamegiven202]

Mark really just trying to vent out the leftover Unus Annus ideals.

[@im_bored2068]

Why no reply

[@hadasruimy1069]

@@im_bored2068 why no reply to reply

[@allenjones4792]

@@hadasruimy1069 why no reply to reply to reply

[@ZamaDraws]

Why no reply to reply to reply to reply to reply

[@smartandsmarterify]

@@ZamaDraws what you said +1

[@markjrcolin1210]

I exclusively eat pop tarts at room temperature without heating them at all, so I might be some kind of demon possessed man-child.

[@babypower14]

depends on the flavor of pop tart for me most fruit one sun toasted but any with mash mellow or chocolate gots to be toasted

[@elizabethsomehow4813]

Mark: breaking his diet now and then Alex: listen here you little..

[@DigitalCat01]

I mean, it is healthy to have off days when going on a diet.

[@elizabethsomehow4813]

@@DigitalCat01 I totally agree but it better be not this kind of food or at least not this much, even Mark said that the pop tarts is mostly just sugar

[@DigitalCat01]

@@elizabethsomehow4813 my mom cheats on her diet with a peppermint shake from Chick-fil-A XD but she normally gets a small. She only gets 1 large every year

[@RED-BLOXXER]

600th Like Your welcome

[@juggawest]

Today's video I'm in the hospital AGAIN should have had more HOT coffee cocoa or tea.

[@donnyboi7033]

Alex: "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed. Now do 1,000 burpees!"

[@vulgarqueefing]

@I Am KevinBB 😐

[@dad5draco]

Lol, what a great trainer.

[@Aelithh]

420 likes XD

[@Isaia2008]

@I Am KevinBB bruh

[@tiad7143]

@I Am KevinBB chill

[@cpt_azure5828]

Mark : "if you eat pop tarts cold...what's wrong with you?" Me who eats them cold: *slowly put in half eaten pop tart in toaster*

[@shadowthewolf5443]

Lol i eat mine like that

[@winged_cat_4571]

I eat them cold to

[@Kennisaurus]

Tbh there is something wrong with you if you eat them cold. I say that as someone who eats them cold.

[@DragoonsCrackedOutAccount]

Freezing them is kinda good, but they are a lot better hot or uncooked at room temperature

[@josiahgarcia9228]

Lol

[@sankookwon]

Mark : judges people on the way they eat poptarts Also Mark : savagely sucks the flavoring from takis and spits out the carcass

[@maddie1525]

mark and alex talking about why marks diet doesn’t work alex: “i guess we’ll never know” mark: “... i know”

[@microrave3333]

@Cal no one cares bot

[@DefyantFrost]

@@microrave3333 Your just jealous of him.

[@DefyantFrost]

@Cal good for you

[@TheUsualGuy-rj8pj]

@@DefyantFrost "Cal" has been posting this on a bunch of comments, it does seem like a bot.

[@smithsmitherson221]

Cal is indeed a bot.

[@jbarron6747]

Mark: It’s a good thing Amy’s not here... Amy: *distorted audio feedback demon noises*

[@ronniechan6519]

DoNt TeLl AmY!!

[@zigsblade453]

"Don't be sad it's over, be sad it happened."

[@notaname1750]

There is a gargoyle behind him

[@jgerajak]

Don't tell Mere... I mean, Amy.

[@tinyc.c5366]

xD

[@Duck-dx4tn]

Alternative title: *Markiplier’s descent into madness after failing to cope with the grief and loss of unus annus*

[@jasminabosnjak4979]

Cao ja sam is serbia

[@brieb402]

Sounds about right🤣

[@daviddespotov2494]

Srbija!!!!

[@jasminabosnjak4979]

@@daviddespotov2494 why tf did a get a comment about a bot saying Fuck me?

[@goodnightlain]

lmfao ikr

[@bradyparisien3533]

Those pop tart boxes are literally the ones we get at the store I work at! You literally bought the stuff for stores!

[@jasonalcatraz5817]

Correction: Evan bought the stuff for stores. Much to Mark's dismay XD

[@albinospino3089]

Mark: *Goes through an entire rant about how poptarts aren't food* Also Mark: _wHAt A wAsTe oF FoOd_

[@stabfenn2960]

7:01 *das sum gud shit tho..*

[@Saternalia]

Also also mark: I ate 84 of these of my own volition separate from this video

[@davissoria5126]

DaM what a waste of not food

[@shadydaemon4178]

Yep.

[@chibi3575]

I read this as he said it XD

[@mags8790]

Mark: "I feel bad..." *4 days later Mark is in the hospital* Mark: " I don't know what could have possibly caused this..."

[@katiebroadway]

Oh... my God

[@princessaviexo]

Also mark in the hospital: it wasn’t the poptarts

[@jairuskarla.bertolfo8868]

Mark: shut up everybody everything's gonna be ok 3-4 days later: Hospital*

[@xorth1697]

I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS

[@hippiestoner3411]

Even better - intestinal blockage...

[@madeofwood3328]

POPtarts almost killed him... His only secret that was going to kill em, now hes dying

[@Dad-sp6lj]

Tbis made me laugh so hard

[@danettewright7702]

Im your 999th like

[@brooksproductionsstudios3389]

*"They are the same different, but they're different..."* -Mark Edward Fishbach

[@aydencuriel5217]

Alternative title: Mark having an existential crisis over pop tarts for 30 minutes

[@bangerz5871]

You’re right and I hate it

[@_.txlie._]

I was worried when I pressed the vid and now I'm more concerned

[@sophiachacon2957]

@@_.txlie._ I laughed way harder at this than I should have lmao

[@tjharts]

@@sophiachacon2957 same

[@daffadell5153]

I'm 100% certain Markiplier is having a mental breakdown over these poptarts right now

[@explosivebean8328]

I’ve talked about a pickle to my friend while he shouted stop for 20 minutes straight. All because he mentioned a pickle

[@DecayMedia]

Nah, the looming threat burpees did it.

[@iwantsexseemyvideo5962]

💋

[@kydatyvegrybatokeanvisoko2420]

Lmao who would name a bot channel "open my canal" I hate it pfft

[@NathanTheMan]

“I just trusted Evan” Evan: P E E S A U N A

[@matthewspencer4926]

memento mori. unus annus.🖤🤍

[@fedora_theexplorer6955]

@@matthewspencer4926 indeed unus annus

[@cheesyretz]

Yes

[@devodeeds]

*evan imagine cant even speel grammer

[@prinsjanndeloso4173]

Source?

[@maxwilson7001]

I want to see the rest of Amy’s reaction to all this

[@Suskungale]

Mark: i have a confession Everyone: :'( Mark: P O P T A R T S

[@secretboizz2132]

lmao 😂😂😂

[@rin-asobimasu7609]

Yeah

[@nc-maniac-5738]

300th like

[@darklyboi3134]

I'm just refreshing this as people are liking this comment lol

[@kinagrill]

So cool they're hot.

[@stidzy0]

The look of complete and utter terror on Mark's face when he hears Amy's car is hilarious

[@AngelWingsYT]

amy yelling at him in the bg sounds like a mom yelling at their child to not do anything stupid

[@magic_club250]

When is that?

[@randommusicstuff6029]

@@magic_club250 around 26:12

[@stidzy0]

@@magic_club250 26:14

[@Skootanimates]

@@AngelWingsYT he is the child lol

[@possiblepsychopath6459]

markiplier: **shows poptarts** me: dear god... markiplier: this is not a joke me: no....

[@Sir.Loaf00]

I love old memes

[@Sir.Loaf00]

Especially if its a team fortress memes

[@cinnamontoasterroll518]

Ah yes team fortress how cultural of you :)

[@aidenstrong854]

Yes team fortress is my favrite

[@aidenstrong854]

I like your profile

[@chezzybloss1283]

Mark: "I WILL BE SANE AGAIN!!!!" Us: "Mark, you never were sane to start with.. but that's why we love ya"

[@shadic1988]

Mark: The Man of 6 Keyboards Also Mark: The Man of 5 Ovens Also Also Mark: The Man of 84 Pop Tarts.

[@lesliesmith6718]

6 Keyboards?

[@shadic1988]

@@lesliesmith6718 Watch Drunk Minecraft Part 18. That video had Marking coming out with 5 backup keyboards

[@gcfalconi]

mark: passive-agressively insults the void is he having unus annus withdrawal

[@nopenope6910]

Probably

[@dashreid5072]

Memento mori my friend... Unus..... Annus.

[@fluffyspooks3786]

@@dashreid5072 y e s

[@nategreat0040]

Wouldn’t it be unus annus withdrawal? Assuming he enjoyed doing it.

[@giftedsaucer631]

Dude yeah

[@cecilyerker]

Post Unus Annus Mark doesn’t seem like he’s entirely okay.

[@n.a.houston8721]

He's missing part of hkm

[@himikotogasyoungerbrotherp6512]

Yea T^T we all miss it a bit too much

[@trans_boy_kole7640]

Your not wrong

[@RoboticArsene]

mementro mori my friends. Unus Annus

[@c0m3dy23]

I think a part of him broke

[@FilbieTron]

This reminds me that my family used to get the off brand unfrosted “pop tarts” and they were the absolute worst.

[@hal6562]

"Alex's gonna so mad when he sees this." Has the same feel as: "Dad's gonna be really mad when he gets home."

[@amaravega838]

@I Am KevinBB x2 no

[@melo0611]

@I Am KevinBB x2 HATful

[@rockyxbautista]

has the same feel as: “DONT TELL AMY”

[@luluthefox9527]

@@amaravega838 I reported his comments and his channel for unwanted spam

[@amaravega838]

@@luluthefox9527 I do the same whenever I see them. I don't think it works this :/ I still see that axxl dude with his two girlfriends beg for subs everywhere lol

[@eliannam.5700]

watching a man eating a huge amount of pop tarts is the most western thing I've done

[@simon.i3119]

Have you seen Unus Annus

[@Prismatic_Pixie]

Have you never watched ProZD?

[@AznPrzsn]

Well.... could I convince you to watch me eat a ton of Ramen since I'm Asian then you could have an Eastern experience too?

[@elianaobjects2566]

Ayyyee almost name buddy

[@flerphaderp7259]

*His personal trainer in his video response:* “I’m not mad... Just very, very, very disappointed. You could have told me.” OOF 😬

[@NukelearFallout]

He's like Mark's dad; especially with the way Mark looks up to, and marvels at him.

[@aliafreya524]

@@adapperwalrus1662 on youtube?

[@aliafreya524]

@@adapperwalrus1662 oh alright ty

[@abreathingcoffin8089]

That made my toes curl

[@erikaz1590]

you're missing about 10 more 'very''s

[@rexitally4323]

Mark after he eats a completely normal amount of pop-tarts in 6 months: “ALL ABOARD… the toxic gossip train”

[@SatisfiedShark]

Mark: Amy can’t know Amy: Couldn’t care less

[@BigE216]

But the fact he made up a lie 😂 and he face when the door open 😂

[@zackhirschinger8023]

Mark: trusts Evan Evan: I’m about to end this man’s whole diet.

[@evanjohnston484]

hey I am an over achiever what can I say?

[@evanmisejka4062]

@@evanjohnston484 lol same!

[@mahoganykettle5541]

Hehhehehe

[@evilplayz7780]

😂😂😂

[@alive4him]

LMAOOOO BAHAHAHA THIS MADE MY DAY

[@psycosanches589]

"Awful, terrible, garbage, hate it, bad." "Oh these are expired..." And the mystery solves itself.

[@hellhander]

I was surprised to hear that they actually could expire.

[@baydiac]

Bold of you to assume they'd taste good fresh too. -A message from the "the only poptarts I like to eat are the publix generic brand without frosting, because I actually dislike sweets" gang. _cough._ I uh. I'm not a biased source inappropriate for this discussion. Totally.

[@melisadeopal2478]

They use to be moist with decent amount of fillings. Use too. Now they are just garbage.

[@psycosanches589]

@Matthew Xu Jesus christ 666 likes in like 30 minutes, fucking hell...

[@psycosanches589]

THIS COMMENT IS NOT EVEN GOOD, STOP LIKING IT, GOD DAMN YOU ALL!

[@ebonbaum8632]

The genuine disappointment on his face when he realizes what he did to himself by eating 84 pop tarts during his diet 🤣

[@Nvaehlo]

"I have a confession to make." I am worried. ×Lixian appears in the corner× I am no longer worried. ×sees boxes upon boxes of poptarts as Mark begins to ramble like a madman× I am extremely worried-

[@pekachu2260]

*Concern 100*

[@supernovatv9514]

**Panik** **Kalm** **PANIK**

[@47ratsinahoodie]

Alternate Title: Markiplier Desperately Wanting A Sponsorship Pt. 4

[@vincentfrick6880]

Lol I know that it's a joke but I'm pretty sure that he has no shortage of potential sponsors. One of my favorite sponsors was getting paid to play Pogo stuck.

[@AngelWingsYT]

@@vincentfrick6880 he wants one that WONT make him suffer XD

[@marym4229]

@@AngelWingsYT Nah he's a masochist. He can handle it.

[@yomommaisahoe4396]

10:46 now that.... Will get him a sponsorship

[@47ratsinahoodie]

@Greek Goddess He lives in LA. Being an Angelino myself, trust me. It's _always_ better to have more money. You don't know when your otherwise decent wage will suddenly not be enough for food or shelter.

[@bruh_645]

Mark 4 days ago: "Alex is going to kill me" Mark right now: "I'm in a hospital" Moral of the history: Don't mess with Alex

[@lacytaylor1501]

Alex's sheer rage was so strong it manifested as an intestinal blockage

[@onaxclii5554]

hol' up

[@firestriker3580]

No

[@slafyguy1658]

Dang it alex

[@MonkePOV_Personal]

Mark: oh god i cant do it me: oh yes mark do it

[@swatantriadhikary2715]

26:05 This shows how much Mark is scared of Amy🤣🤣🤣

[@isakmelander5399]

Does she hate poptarts or really like them??

[@rottenlamb1080]

Ethan: working on his content being proud of himself Mark: -midlife sponsorship crisis-

[@redacted1127]

@Cal stfu I looked at your bio and all you post is this same comment

[@olid7477]

when your fave is so unproblematic that the most problematic thing they’ve done is order $500 worth of poptarts

[@swingandamiss5942]

wholesome events in the lives

[@acronolozki]

i mean seriously? the most problematic thing was when he got angry at welcome to the game but even then it wasnt like woooow problematic stuff 500 hundred dollers on pop tarts is just typical markiplier

[@SolKiza]

Everyone else with random influencers: Yeah he may have been a creep but who cares Mark Fans: Yea he bought 500 dollars worth of poptarts

[@kuntoye]

I'm sorry I changed the likes from 420 to 421 😔

[@kaihaken5200]

He didn’t review maple bacon, pumpkin pie, watermelon, fruit loops flavor, mocha, and of course watermelon

[@cazoo_kid9853]

Markiplier, the man who threatened 4 big company’s in a week.

[@orangelake2268]

I thought it was 4

[@cazoo_kid9853]

@@orangelake2268 Del Monte, Green Giant, and now Kellogg’s. Did I miss one?

[@emilybenger-boyle4496]

@@cazoo_kid9853 sour patch kids

[@cazoo_kid9853]

@@emilybenger-boyle4496 oh right

[@orangelake2268]

@@cazoo_kid9853 Look, he threatened: Del Monte, Jolly Green Giant, Sour Patch Kids and now Kellogg's

[@IvetaMarhanova]

As soon as i saw the title, i was like Mark what could you have possibly done?!?! And then he confessed to eat poptarts. 10/10 video

[@rxyal1903]

Mark: Poptarts needs to sponsor me. Also Mark: Garbage, terrible, hate it, awful, disgusting, bad. Why?

[@Tflash567]

Lmao

[@hieithefox]

He would pretend to like them if they paid him

[@saladfish5]

No nutritional value.

[@someoneyouknowormaynot2733]

You forgot "why?".

[@Mast3rJed1_]

Why

[@adelaide2890]

Mark: *eats pop tarts* Alex: Ah, so I see you’ve chosen death

[@mjwlol]

first reply wtf

[@hollybutler4885]

Also Alex: Ah, so I see you've chosen _burpees_

[@awakendreamer8841]

Mark: "I've Been Lying About My Diet" Alex: *"Your Free Trial Of Life Has Expired"*

[@awakendreamer8841]

@Andrew DGamer thx, heccing autocorrect

[@voiiddd8016]

I See You Have To Start Every Word With A Capital Letter Too! Im Not Alone!

[@AngellianaYT]

Did I really just sit through a 30 something minute video of mark eating pop tarts and trash talking them as he just admitted he was obsessed with them? Worth my time.