STILL NOTHING TO SEE HERE | There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension - Part 2

[@BLVCK.CREATE]

Comments have not yet ripened, I will come back later 🙄

[@wolfe8427]

Right XD

[@Ruby-yb8kk]

Big brain

[@greenshirt20177]

Comments are like avocados, you’re either too early or too late.

[@kurtgobang]

You could at least spell correctly you troglodyte

[@beeking6561]

Give it a couple of hours

[@teclinsoro4523]

it’s so sad to hear that the crowdfunding campaign failed.. i would’ve backed it. but considering that no one else seems to have heard about it either, i’m sure that it wasn’t a lack of support that made it fail, but actually a lack of awareness. perhaps if they advertised it better, they’d have a bigger budget.

[@NorielBenMiel]

True. If I had the money, I would have donated.

[@baimhakani]

So what you're saying is... The actual crowdfunding failed?

[@leburgor6855]

Man, they should've just clicked some barrels.

[@kttykttypowpow5913]

@@leburgor6855 ...but what are barrels

[@diablotry5154]

@@baimhakani Can you read?

[@MannequinMG]

Fitting that for a game called "There is No Game" "There is No Crowd Funding"

[@HarmonyOC]

There is no one to love mr game

[@j1nn0o0o]

@@HarmonyOCgigi: 👁️👄👁️

[@HarmonyOC]

@@j1nn0o0o besides GiGi

[@plushdragonteddy]

cannot believe it took TWO YEARS for me to realize mark actually did finish playing this game. i missed the sequel episodes originally, and i am SO excited to finally get to watch them !! this game is radddd

[@saltiestdoughnut]

HE DID??? Can you give the link?

[@saltiestdoughnut]

Nevermind I found it. I didn't see it because the thumbnail looks like it would be part 1 and I couldn't see the full title. 😑

[@acads6059]

What game? There is no game.

[@alexp.5098]

I don’t know why I enjoyed watching a black screen with no game for an hour and a half

[@soulkarver956]

We need to get you to the top so people will see this first.

[@i-snipe-noobs9790]

Think about it this way:This video doesent exist. Its just our imagination creating images of things we've all seen before.

[@teedeegremlin]

@@i-snipe-noobs9790 damn.

[@Qtippy.]

Same

[@Toylawyer]

*Spoilers* Wait you didn't see the flying burger at 30:40 it made my day

[@Dirtik67]

I love that Lixian always mooves marks webcam when there is something important I haven't seen it anywhere else

[@Itsjustbeans_]

Ikr I noticed that, dudes a great editor. It’s like he actually give the people what we want lol.

[@thatonedude-6819]

It’s a very simple and easy edit. Yet very rarely done.

[@EL-BAB]

Jacksepticeye's editor also does this

[@Dr.RatioSnail]

Well someone has to do it. butbyes it is helpful

[@veritateseducational217]

Almost every KZbinr does that.

[@tylerr5645]

Props to Lixian for literally editing in Mark’s thought process so we can understand it with him.

[@tylerr5645]

Random bot do me a favor and shut the (I can’t curse or the reply will get deleted) up.

[@GeeklingNo1]

Or misunderstand it with him

[@deadgrass2299]

Mark: **Gets the idea to put an ice cream cone in front of TV static to get snow** Mark: **Can't figure out why, when both buttons are pressed, the door doesn't open and doesn't think that the red button shouldn't be pushed because it's red**

[@youraverageinternetuser8105]

Everyone has smooth brain sometimes

[@thomasboyle7751]

Bb. B b.

[@HankAndStuff64]

Bro's stealing my brand

[@ultimatehawkeyefangirl]

I would like for this story to end up being about Game realizing he’s a worthwhile person on his own

[@blackburn3r]

Well. Maybe. But I really wish we get a cool song

[@ultimatehawkeyefangirl]

BLACKBURNER that would be nice too

[@bonelesschickem9085]

ANOTHER ONE PLZ WE LUV IT

[@aether2kye]

I’ve noticed a spam bot in this comment section, please report them.

[@ultimatehawkeyefangirl]

Aetherskye way ahead of you on that man

[@plexus1825]

When the game said, "It's like riding a bike without the seat." What he really mean was, "It's a pain in the a**"

[@IAmToastyGhost]

OH

[@smirkfanta5535]

That's actually genius wow

[@katieneves]

Ohhhh.... I'll have to use that 😂

[@spicypeachdev]

ohhhhh that's smart, I like that 👀

[@loveroses4556]

"I was coded without pockets" All the girls: same

[@lillian6753]

Lol yep 😂

[@nothingtoseehere.3981]

Same XD

[@thequeenofcringe1585]

That’s definitely a Big Fucking Mood right there.

[@aNocturnal03]

That's what buttholes are for

[@vintage-radio]

@@aNocturnal03 congratulations!! you made it on r/cursedcomments!

[@rylanc3602]

It would've been funny if when the hero dude said "your free princess!" she said, "no I'm actually 9.99$ OR additionally found in random boxes of crunchy crunchy cereal!"

[@ICj-MC]

ERM actually the dollar sign goes first🤓👆

[@thephillippi5463]

​@@ICj-MC stfu it don't matter

[@Alpha6453]

ay ay! ladies you’re both gorgeous, stop fighting

[@togeinumaki4763]

oh god, when Mark repeated "the shape of this map is strange" I legitimately had to do a double take because I though Game was the one who said it.

[@spipsdew6157]

wat

[@marlepeace9844]

I know, right? He even got the accent down pat.

[@emptyhead2777]

wait what-

[@_timeo_aeternum_2152]

Time stamp: 1:02:34

[@_skyfall_multi_5848]

Wait, Mark said it? I just thought it was Game and moved on!

[@sydneypreudhomme6173]

"Man this Portuguese guy is real sad" Lixian: w h A t

[@spooderman6312]

Lol yea even mark said he was.french

[@smashhulk7864]

There’s no game

[@hutao1331]

And I thought the narrator was german

[@FriedTinapa]

a russian narrator

[@DeletedTroll]

@@FriedTinapa For the fifth time he is not russia-

[@icypopsicle9082]

Game: **provides backstory and lore** Mark: Oh so sad. *I don’t care.* Edit: I mean Game the character, not Game, the non game

[@violetembers7898]

Also mark in surgeon simulator: LoRe!!

[@em__1]

Oh no! Anyways...

[@mutantdogcat4966]

I think you mean Not Game

[@gmiill]

what game

[@creepypasteamy8520]

no game you m e a n

[@ChadvonNugget]

“Little hero, you’re so powerful!” _Hero immediately gets exhausted from taking 2 steps_

[@Prototype_Gamez]

*how do you do that font*

[@ChadvonNugget]

@@Prototype_Gamez _ like this but closed_

[@Prototype_Gamez]

@@ChadvonNugget _ok_

[@Prototype_Gamez]

@@ChadvonNugget you’re a -hero- legend

[@Prototype_Gamez]

@@ChadvonNugget *_-can you type this?-_*

[@bdhjzbcdhz971]

“Dude, Stop” and “There is no game” are polar opposites

[@generichomosapien4666]

bdhjz bcdhz I GOT A AD WITH MARKIPLIER IN IT OMG

[@yichaoshi1762]

kevin yang yeah did you see the new ad he posted for afk arena

[@arhyllinchroma9062]

But they are both games where you get to be a little bish

[@howdy7726]

Polar opposite and the exact same at the same time

[@deewata8862]

Dude, Stop, There is no game I see the crossover's title

[@calebeggert984]

“Are all video game characters this stupid?” Zelda players: pErHaPs

[@emilythezeldafan848]

I, as a Zelda player (at least I was one until my 3DS broke and I still keep the title since I'm still a fan of the games--), relate to this comment

[@pakcikfin1021]

If link could talk, we would all hate him

[@emilythezeldafan848]

@@pakcikfin1021 **coughs in the Legend of Zelda cartoon**

[@shionganai]

*Belches in CDI games*

[@emilythezeldafan848]

@John Marinelli **plugs ears**

[@trishie_V]

This non-existant game is just taking a piss at RPG games and it's accurate as hell

[@qwertyjon4669]

ok dipper....Mason

[@Raven-626-]

This is getting out of hand, there's two of them now. (Edit: I know I'm supposed to be thanking you all for the likes but I'm only here to explain this to newcomers. For context: there used to be another bot before but it like seems that the second bot disappeared. I'll still be keeping this comment up for archival purposes, though.)

[@anotherordinaryguy4992]

Yeah, most RPG games are littered with stupid micro-transactions.

[@dabloinky4258]

I saw bots in this comments I must get me *Flammenwerfer*

[@Blaine_themono]

@@anotherordinaryguy4992 except they really arent tho, its the MMORPG that are usually the ones littered with microtransactions or mobile games,especially when they are free to play (like the fictional one in this game lol) Standard single player rpg tend to have bigger DLC or just paid cosmetics and costumes

[@PinuiPink]

The hero happily held out the glitch like it was something cool.

[@redRuxx]

It was cool though

[@j1nn0o0o]

You have acquired: _m r g l i t c h_

[@Rainbow_Neos1]

Mark's imitation of the Game's "The shape of this map is strange." had me go back to see if I actually saw Mark talk. That was spot on. Kinda creepy.

[@MyOwnWorld221]

LOL it's actually kind of impressive, not gonna lie XD

[@yougotnojams8285]

what's the timestamp for that part?

[@Rainbow_Neos1]

@@yougotnojams8285 1:02:35

[@yougotnojams8285]

@@Rainbow_Neos1 thank youuu

[@Hana1LuLu]

I replayed it several times because of that!

[@IndigoStorm27]

"I don't have that kind of money." *Clicks barrel* "Hey look, I have that kind of money!"

[@kaolincloud]

@RITA , 23 y.o ! I NEED B0Y ! SEEND ME MESSEGES !!! predator relationship and this rita is 1 age older

[@jaradoxdoral525]

Nice comment.

[@IndigoStorm27]

@@jaradoxdoral525 You're welcome.

[@chandler2581]

"Ninecraft? Another one of those indie games that's doomed to fail." Yeah, just you wait until Sbeve gets added to Super Crash Bros. Ultimate.

[@subnauticaispog7580]

Don't you mean Mega Crash Lads: Super?

[@nooblycoot9087]

SBEVE

[@marcosdelgado3305]

Don’t forget Ablex

[@LeakyTrees]

@Asher Lake *mega crash us: everyone. Because the narrator is Russian.

[@Ember28]

and little do they know, Ninecraft's gonna get a Craves and Cliffbars update, just like the outernet wanted.

[@GEMLESS01]

Zelda ALARM CLOCK: LISTEN LISTEN HEY HEY Link HERO: SHUT THE EVERLOVING HELL UP

[@madokamayotv4934]

I was wondering if anyone caught that inferences

[@muse3043]

Its not Zelda, its a fairy and her name is Navi

[@nathanford2072]

I feel like you didnt understand the joke

[@GEMLESS01]

@@muse3043 well how would I know I never played that game

[@adamxei9073]

I'm actually surprised to hear that the crowdfunding campaign failed. Especially with how hard the original game was memed by our favorite KZbinrs

[@sammieebearr]

The what?

[@adamxei9073]

@@sammieebearr you see that's the problem there was a crowdfunding campaign for this and if you didn't see it at the end of the video lexion confirm that it did fail.

[@williamburnett3660]

I wonder why more people haven't heard of the crowdfunding campaign.

[@sammieebearr]

@@adamxei9073 oh i commented it before it finished i didn't know it was actually in the video in sorry 😅

[@moonlitxangel5771]

I'd honestly say poor advertising of it was the problem. Like you I had no idea there was even a crowdfunding campaign and likely many others didn't as well.

[@mistertwister2000]

“If only we could all plan our death like that” Oh how ironic

[@sarkalysakova5614]

:'''')

[@spittyjr.2181]

Memento......mori??

[@mistertwister2000]

@TEMMIE I don’t think you understand what this comment is about

[@dinkules]

@@mistertwister2000 i do not understand

[@pudgiepoggies4547]

@@dinkules Unus Annus.

[@Raine_Riel]

Me: _about to hear the evil plan_ *ad that shows markiplyer advertising AFK Arena pops up* Also me: _thats very convenient_

[@skyeplayswithanimation5704]

WOAH

[@ChibiEspeon]

i love it XD i lost my shit when i saw the update in afk

[@ahmed4363]

I don't like afk arena. It's just not my type

[@Trickpants]

@@ahmed4363 ok?

[@QueerQuetzal]

Props to the Hero for not even questioning the fact that "Gaia" had a gf

[@blitzo3440]

True ally

[@Dusted-Luck]

I actually forgot that the Hero thought Gaia was a goddess. This fact made that scene 100x better

[@probablydeadinside7877]

i love the hero, he's just babey trying his best,,

[@patentpending7016]

He reminds me of Makoto,,, two hapless idiots,,,, just trying,,,

[@dylonyoung2521]

Makoto... who? @@patentpending7016

[@aidanholden2212]

His name is Lonk.

[@michiv4475]

@@aidanholden2212 and the princess is named zalde

[@aidanholden2212]

@@michiv4475 LOL!

[@gracecontin3438]

Narrator: *the legend of secret* Mark: *PAUSE.*

[@gmcharon4381]

Wow so funny 😐

[@gabrielhoman3919]

@Rita,23 y.o !!! I WANT S Е Х !!! OPEN My CANAL ! Tirred

[@joshualeksche9958]

wat

[@staticstorm5860]

E

[@SanityInAnAmazonBoxShorts]

@withlove__williamlovellI

[@skreeran]

**launches guardian** "It doesn't look like he's coming back down..." Eventually, he stopped thinking.

[@eur0be4t3r]

r/unexpectedjojo

[@jaradoxdoral525]

Nice comment.

[@prawngod8272]

KAARS VS GUARD

[@Angie-hc2ui]

I hate being apart of this fandom. I was having a good day.

[@_1r4y1_]

What?! I fell for the thunder cross split attack?! [better yet known as a jojo reference]

[@ramses9930]

Mark : *watches NPC fall in a hole over and over again * what an idiot Also mark : * does the same thing playing horror games *

[@rampaige6125]

Mark: "This is a good representation of free2play games" Mark a day later: "AFK Arena is a free game that you should play!"

[@jashandss2074]

Y E S

[@midknightcrisis8612]

I literally got the AFK arena ad prior to this vid, and was so confused bc I thought it was just a sponsored section at first

[@Judarvis]

lol i actually started playing it to help mark out by using his link and its actually really fun lol

[@rampaige6125]

​@@Judarvis He left out the part where you can choose him to run the tavern so its even better because of that lol

[@Judarvis]

ItzRyno yeah I know lol it’s pretty cool

[@bubo8329]

The bomb/barrel puzzle was the most infuriating sequence I’ve ever watched

[@FusionXIII]

Getting over it III

[@generichomosapien4666]

I GOT A AD WITH MARKIPLIER IN IT OMG

[@desmondthemoonbear5749]

@@generichomosapien4666 why the heck are you in every single comment

[@thearttheatre488]

kevin yang stop

[@feef1699]

i unironically love the rpg-like hero character. he’s so pure and innocent and agh i love him so much

[@misty6873]

anxious starstuff and the way he walks too

[@MsDestroyer900]

I wouldn't... He seems a bit... Special

[@AnnoyingMystery]

MsDestroyer900 so you cant like someone if theyre "special"?

[@MsDestroyer900]

@@AnnoyingMystery it was a joke... but if you wanna get serious about it. I live with,and take care of my special uncle, unless they're family I doubt many people would want to take on that kinda responsibility that comes with loving someone who can't take care of themselves.

[@bear_rrr]

Mystery so people can’t make jokes now?

[@whatchin6014]

18:25 to make that bomb the biggest in history of kaboom

[@darthviews564]

This should be titled “markiplier failing to understand a puzzle clone of legend of zelda

[@LadyGrelka]

I am just waiting for Nintendo to sue the creator of this game for this being this close to Zelda.

[@jeraadri]

@@LadyGrelka It's a parody not a rip-off, okay? /s

[@ameliatalma2903]

@@jeraadri It's a joke, not a serious statement, okay?

[@jeraadri]

Ok whatever you say

[@jeraadri]

Do you want me to delete my comment?

[@Jfrost9101]

"This switch is red." At no point does it cross his mind that you *shouldn't* be pressing the red switch. Never change, Mark.

[@Infinite_Archive]

To be fair, I didn't either. ...I might be dumb as well...

[@kilotron702]

I really hate to be _that_ guy, but I honestly figured that one out pretty quickly. That said, there are other puzzles that baffle me pretty badly. (Take a shot every time I say the word “that.”)

[@Aloewaves]

@@kilotron702 fr tho it annoyed me a bit

[@frog_goblin]

not even just that it's red, but that stepping on it initially (and making him bounce up and down hitting the switch repeatedly) ONLY made it rain snakes.... i get that it kinda sets it up to look like a classic "both switches need to be pressed at the same time" type deal but... you'd think once or twice would've been enough tries realize maybe only the GREEN one should be pressed lmfao

[@rikya06]

"I'm ready to make that the biggest freaking bomb in the history of kaboom." God why do i love his very original quotes

[@generichomosapien4666]

Kyalita I GOT A AD WITH MARKIPLIER IN IT OMG

[@itz_daniel7144]

kevin yang Are u just spamming at this point?

[@skylarhunter7377]

21:07 It's because it's red and green. Red being stop, green being go. Besides, you never press the red button unless you have to. That's just how life works for some reason. Anyways, having something on the red would lead to something bad, like the snakes. Meanwhile, if something were on the green and the green only, then it would be good. Like the door opening. If both the red and green are being pressed, good and bad would cancel each other and nothing would happen. I don't know if this makes sense or not, but I don't know how else to explain it.

[@noahsterben5666]

“You could say the key was the Journey we had along the way”

[@kuroyuki6254]

I hate it, but it's so true

[@andrewdude1614]

you can also say pee is stored in the balls

[@TightSweaters4]

... I have nothing to say, but I feel so strongly.

[@mathsupercat9021]

the map

[@SoleiLilyn]

Guys I'm starting to think that there's a game. Edit: I'm on Coca-Cola and I see a weird parody of a free to play RPG, guys there is a game I'm not crazy I swear

[@hamzareiz6598]

What are you talking about can't you see... well you cant because THERE IS NO GAME

[@cpyuen7178]

Nah bruv u be tripping

[@jocalodaco]

I'm pretty sure you're just a schizo. There. Is. No. Game.

[@adoorthatisadoor229]

Nah you just overthinking

[@thesurfingstickmanyoutube6270]

I think the game is the narrator.

[@TheGeneReyva]

"he's really dumb" >proceeds to be far stupider

[@dragonchild_]

T__T

[@ncrranger9154]

wHy Is HiS rEd!?!?

[@jeffwilson4969]

The hero is a Lemming. I think he's going to need a few hundred of them.

[@ophelia5240]

Stupider- Isnt a word-

[@emilycteets4661]

dude Lixian has my whole heart for his editing

[@doctorkeythir7159]

Speaking of crowd funding failures, the campaign for Last stand:aftermath is like 2 weeks away from ending and they've only raised half of 4he money required. Please get this to the top so someone sees it, maybe the game can be funded with a little help, mark has played last stand games before and seemed to enjoy it so maybe we can have him enjoy another one if were determined.

[@jerryborjon]

Cole - The game ain’t even out yet

[@xXSakuraTearsXx]

That’s the first time I’ve ever seen *Mark* struggle with such an _obvious_ puzzle. _He even seemed confused by the answer, once he had it._ That was one of the most *Unus* things he’s ever done- I even thought I heard him saying, *“Annus?* What’s an *Annus?* _I ain’t ever heard of one of those!”_

[@space_in_ace]

Which puzzle?

[@xXSakuraTearsXx]

Antisocial Artist, The one with the pressure plates, the snake, & the hero.

[@space_in_ace]

@@xXSakuraTearsXx I don't think the solution was super obvious, but it wasn't hard to find out. You can shrink, grow, and make him jump. There aren't many variables to test

[@warantew993]

@@space_in_ace pretty obvious when you use game logic, red bad, green good

[@kv_6975]

Unus Annus Very epic

[@ALiteralCrow_]

Okay, the "The End" screen music was low-key kinda fire.

[@LadybugsOpin]

Pretty sure it was just the nutcracker theme. Yeah, it's a good song, but I'm pretty sure that was the song that was playing.

[@peterpeladon]

@LadybugsOpin doesn't stop it from being a boppin' rendition of the nutcracker theme.

[@LadybugsOpin]

@@peterpeladon Very, very true, good sir/ma'am!

[@harrisondevlin2545]

The nutcracker theme is called dance of the sugarplum fairy. it was written by a Russian composer.

[@theenchantedzombiebrothers791]

I almost choked on my croissant I was eating when Game said “Honestly, I liked it better when it was raining croissants” 😂

[@Woodland_Adventures]

33:41 Ahh yes. The Nintendo "Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time" alarm clock.

[@KwissSummers]

listen! listen! hey! hey! I'm sleepy ok bye

[@Wario_loves_Garlic]

Funny

[@auroratheicewingrainwinghy1665]

Aww that's a shame it was kind of cute :

[@UwU-ye2hy]

I love this Game's accent, typical Russian.

[@charlesquinton9127]

What game? Edit: No one else like this so we keep the count at 69

[@jyyke]

Dude, he's not russian, the non game stated many times

[@lovebirddraws8475]

Ayyeeee I’ve seen you before

[@hassanawdi3793]

I AM NOT RUSSIAN

[@quakity_raider2863]

Wait that’s illegal

[@alraodah]

2019: there is no game 2020: a more longer version of there is no game 2021: a 10 hour version of there is no game

[@anotherwowman]

I think the first one came out in like 2015 so basically the 2025 version would probably be 2 months long😂😂

[@cameliascripet8792]

I don't think you realised, but the 1st version of There Is No Game was all the way back in January 2015, soooooo 2021 is probably not gonna have another game lol

[@lavajakob]

The first one came out in 2017.

[@ahmed4363]

@@lavajakob 2015

[@wjzav1971]

Also, I expect flesh eating termites to devour humanity by the end of 2020

[@arworkman1157]

56:03 btw I just found out that if u click that bush 5 times, a squirrel will come out of it. What a noice reference :>

[@nxylth]

Markiplier: Why are you here? There still isn't a game here. Just me talking to nothing for about an hour so SHOO!! 1.5 Million people: No

[@exceptionallyriso]

1.8 mil 👀

[@julie.d1840]

*Me, after watching press the button:* i can handle this

[@generichomosapien4666]

I GOT A AD WITH MARKIPLIER IN IT OMG

[@omarmoktadir894]

WHY CANT I GET ALOT OF LIKES LIKE THAT DO I HAVE TO INCLUDE SOMETHING THAT INVOLVES OTHER FANS DO I HAVE TO BUY PERMISSION TO BE GOOD AT KZbin? ok I'm done typing

[@jaydemorris725]

Unknow 123 More like 2.8

[@clayboi3495]

I love how mark needs a hint for the snake problem, which is something that I figured out immediately, but he figured out the dollar sign one so fast, which would've taken me forever to figure out.

[@lilyleitzman497]

I feel like Mark would be the best at reading bedtime stories since he gives every character their own voice.

[@wojtekcepa4354]

You just gave Mark an idea for: In space with markiplier pt2

[@erixo03]

his voice is so relaxing as well

[@BitterBerriesYT]

@ so relaxing that in my dream he was the narrator.

[@huxley8671]

When Mark imitaded the, "The shape of this map is strange" genuinely sounded like Game and the only reason I even noticed it was Mark was when the subtitles didn't appear.

[@trololofaceten2593]

Game: “Michael Bay had better watch out!” Mark: “Yeah, whoever that is.”

[@Lobotomit3]

@Adolf Hitler I'm sure you made his work look like child's play

[@isaacmorales8392]

Who is he ._.

[@enbyrogue3740]

@@isaacmorales8392 Directed Transformers, that's probably where you'd know him

[@isaacmorales8392]

Kenton Arrington OoooooooOooOoOooOOooo

[@isaacmorales8392]

Kenton Arrington oke

[@dontsubscribe5355]

“There is no game” Category: gaming Me: *Seems legit*

[@boundlessusic9335]

lol

[@thatguy3000]

KZbin is broken. They once put a discussion of a video of someone in the gaming category. This video is just an error that was put in gaming by accident.

[@frozenfiredarknight3764]

Me- *Yeh dat meks Sens*

[@sin-jay733]

Oh no you've caught a bad case of The RITA'S its fatal.

[@uwuowo3827]

I sub to u even tho you said not too

[@waningbloom]

The creator of this game knows true lighthearted comedy. Something that many creators don't have today.

[@LUCAS420BLZ]

Is that shade at mark

[@jasonscrazyshows8598]

56:30 a squirrel jumps out and you get an achievement for following instructions.

[@AgentTheVandal]

It’s really unfortunate that their crowdfunding campaign failed, if I had known about it I would have donated :(

[@pitayafruit]

Yeah, the game is so well made, it's sad it's underrated

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

@@pitayafruit What game?

[@late_8106]

Icy what you did there.

[@late_8106]

Or maybe not.

[@iPitafish]

I know, right? We only got to see a little snippet of what could have been. Pour one out for the hero who could fly. U _ U

[@GoatyCultist]

Mark: this is exactly how stupid Free to Play games are. Also Mark: DoWnLoAd AfK ArEnA fOr FrEe nOw.

[@JimmyDickOfficial]

Money

[@12HitCombo]

I mean, can you blame him? If you were being given money to tell people to play F2P games, wouldn't you do it?

[@lycheemyusic]

pff haha

[@MrHerecomesjohnny]

markiplier: this is stupid also markiplier: who is robinson crusoe??

[@misfit7282]

Hey, money is money.

[@joligoebel]

Game: “You’re a real Robinson Crusoe, user” Mark: “I don’t know who that is” Me: Wait what? 😰

[@modelomegatyler]

to be fare i'm not sure i do either

[@messyalien5164]

@@modelomegatyler same

[@modelomegatyler]

@@messyalien5164 unfortunate

[@travismajewski5466]

He didn't know who Micheal bay is too

[@sasusaku1478]

@@modelomegatyler well it is typical for humans to be shocked when you dont like what they like or you dont know what they know or just like in this situation knowing a person what is ridiculous to think that everyone will know who is it but eh. Humans

[@danjonagriv5285]

43:50 the most epic scene, so heartaking...

[@KennethonSmither]

ooooooooooooohhh, the sword of life is on the staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÄ̵̩̯́̒A̶̰͐Â̶͔͔Á̵̡A̴̛̞͜͝A̵͖̿̍A̵̺̋̔A̵͉͕̐À̴̤͓̀Â̶̳̇Ả̸͘ͅA̵̖̜̋̒Â̷̹̾A̴̝̿Ä̶̹̠̥̬́Ä̵̤͈̖͍̭́̑͛͜͝͝Ą̶̮̮̆̕͝A̷̯̘̙̮̗͔͈̅̀͊͘͝A̵̞͕̖͛̋̏A̷̖̖̺̦͇͙̎̈́̋̋́̕Ḁ̵̧̮͒̈̈́͌A̴̠̐̏͐͐͠͝͝ͅA̵̺̱̹̹͌͂͛̏͗̚͜A̶͈̖̎̒Ä̷͕̭̖̥̠́̅̒͛̊͊A̸͎̣̤̤̞̰̺͂A̶͇̹̞̭͊̄̀̌̈́̋A̴̜̬̲̚ND!!

[@kaffeekream8869]

alternate title: The Legend of Zelda: Link's Neighbor's Kid

[@stew1270]

Alternate title: Legend of Zelda: EA version

[@generichomosapien4666]

I GOT A AD WITH MARKIPLIER IN IT OMG

[@voidwoodstudios]

@@generichomosapien4666 cool

[@voidwoodstudios]

@@generichomosapien4666 i dont remeber asking

[@AEaston]

Gulley?

[@endangered_or_nah6877]

“Michael bay better watch out..” mark: yeah whoever that is Everyone: EXCUSE ME

[@francescavaglica2296]

Same for Robinson Crusoe Come on

[@KoalifyMan]

I'm just gonna pretend I didn't hear that....🙄

[@alejotassile6441]

I don't know who he is either

[@Spamkromite]

My thoughts exactly lol Would make it a pass for Robinson Crusoe because nobody reads books nowadays (a shame), but Michael Bay? lol

[@ArenDsiire]

The joke -------------- Your head

[@Pecangaming]

You can't fool me, Mark. I sometimes watch paint dry for fun so even if there's no game *I'm still watching*

[@mementomori5898]

Damn

[@mreeper25]

47:40 That sound from the game reminds me of the OG diamond rush which I was always playing on my dad's old phone

[@armygamelover]

"Mom, can I have Zelda?" "We have Zelda at home" Zelda at home:

[@pendotco2011]

armygamelover -_-

[@dravenpepper2667]

I liked your joke, don’t worry 😉

[@feef1699]

Crotchwhistle Purple hey, i’ve seen you in the comments before! you’ve always been horrible, huh?

[@BeardManDrummer1999]

Lol so true bro. 😂

[@RimWorldRimmer]

Game: yes keep it up! Mark: I am keeping it up Game: no I wasn't talking to you Me: wat? ( 9:17 ) sorry for those who where asking

[@zenitiv7]

*✨There is no game✨*

[@yeshdk1174]

Time stamp

[@asteq939]

@@yeshdk1174 9:17

[@ihitmyheadtoomuch3037]

ikr i freaked out a bit

[@RimWorldRimmer]

@@yeshdk1174 9:17 my guy

[@Reac2]

Mark: *makes fun of free2play games for exploiting people for money" Also Mark: *uses money on a furry dating game*

[@reyalbertgador1708]

Your chat is full of bots. thats sad

[@rehodaenerys9092]

The only correct use for money

[@charliedulol]

pardon?

[@rehodaenerys9092]

@@charliedulol You heard me

[@charliedulol]

@@rehodaenerys9092 to be more specific i mean: *when?!*

[@mrtrickyfingers5090]

44:51 I love how they give 10 so you have one extra, just like the simulations

[@xxshinanaevangelianxx]

Gaia: "Keep it up!" Mark: "I am keeping it up." Gaia: "I wasn't talking to you." Me: 🤣🤣🤣

[@xxshinanaevangelianxx]

@THICCC Manfred It's just how the conversation sounded to me. And I also realized that after watching the other This Is Not A Game after watching this one.

[@redbunbun8803]

That was lowkey kinda freaky how perfectly on time it was

[@xxshinanaevangelianxx]

@@redbunbun8803 Reflecting back on it, yeah it was really freaky how perfectly timed it was.

[@zombie_gamer2122]

When?

[@meowkittymeowmeow2786]

"BOY THIS IS TEDIOUS" You say when you're doing this the most inefficient way possible.

[@mcarrowtime7095]

This game is stupid Fails to see something incredibly obvious -The story of markiplier playing puzzle games

[@meowkittymeowmeow2786]

@Punchy Punchy Ka-POW! No, it's that he wasn't doing it in the right order? He didn't have to do em one by one

[@meowkittymeowmeow2786]

@Punchy Punchy Ka-POW! Nope, first one was wrong, he thought it meant he had to do them one by one lol

[@PurgPurg]

I get that once people figure something out before a youtuber they start getting mad but this game is legitimately super tedious and frustrating at points. I don’t wanna hate on it because it’s such a fun and creative game but cmon. The dialogue is strange, the game stops you with endless hint dialogue when it’s obvious what you’re supposed to do, and then when it’s not obvious at all the game just slows to a halt. It’s not a puzzle game in the traditional sense, it’s more like, just throw everything at everything until something happens. That’s the only real way to play it so he’s not doing it inefficiently

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

THIS GAME IS SO FREAKING COOL! Man it's so well done and clever. It's hilarious and entertaining too. Some many diff types of gameplay & scenarios inside of an even bigger game (Ahem..I mean non game..) I really love games with puzzles, and this one has really fun, creative & clever ones.This developer is freaking awesome FR. Deserved to be crowdfunded for sure. If this developer makes anymore games, I will def help crowdfund them. I need to actually look up who the developer is lol. Can't wait for the next vid. I almost wish I didn't watch the play through, so that I could play it, and see it for the first time myself xD

[@kebap5951]

cringe.

[@krithikavinod8844]

@@kebap5951 lots of people disagree with you :)

[@ManmyDearestCreation]

Tyffanee Lavely Did you read the title?? There is no game!

[@ManmyDearestCreation]

KEBAP Quiet edgelord

[@Deadbushia]

Finally, a genuine comment on the content of the video rather than an effortless unfunny meme comment.

[@thearstotzkanfederation1912]

16:00 my favorite words out of mark’s mouth in my entire time watching his channel

[@SciFactsYT118]

Completely random fact: Fredric Baur invented the Pringles can. When he passed away in 2008, his ashes were buried in one.

[@BaXerrYT]

He made it and became it

[@djtroby4456]

I did not need to know this but I’m glad I do

[@lunasea593]

Why'd he make the diameter of the can do small?

[@ghettogoblins8759]

The snack that smiles back

[@specimen5481]

pringles granddads ashes flavor.

[@HeyItsCayde]

Can I just say that I legitimately cried when the game said that it didn’t have anyone because I’ve felt that exact same way and the emotions in Game’s voice pulled me back to then

[@alicebrown4586]

Thats how life's been lately. And i hope anyone going through a rough time will get through it

[@itz_grass5890]

hey man you good?

[@alicebrown4586]

@@itz_grass5890 Im survivin

[@HeyItsCayde]

itz_grass I’m good now, thanks, but it still hurts from time to time.

[@aviem5887]

Narrator: Lootbox? I don’t like the sound of that Mark: I don’t think anybody does Me: EA SPORTS; ITS IN THE SCAM

[@jaradoxdoral525]

Nice comment.

[@adagio.a1115]

@@jaradoxdoral525 your username is making my brain hurt

[@jaradoxdoral525]

@@adagio.a1115 Thanks.

[@zyrux_]

@@adagio.a1115 oh my god bruhh

[@gilles466]

@@jaradoxdoral525 yo whut

[@stefan6296]

I can only imagine how Mark is in an escape room. Judging from the screams in the dollar sign part of the video, it would be the best escape room ever.

[@samdaniels5454]

I love how Mark's "OH'S!!," got so high that he squeeked from excitement until he saw it was a free to play and then he was like..."oh."

[@ilonagromova4446]

Uh first to comment?

[@JosephStalinManOfSteel]

Uh second to comment?

[@shadowolfkiller9337]

Uh third to comment?

[@A.C.420]

Uh fourth to comment?

[@youraverageinternetuser8105]

Uh fifth to comment?

[@ElectricLegend4]

“Even the shop is for sale!” “Even the cows drink milk!”

[@yigityigitoglu7451]

Yo.

[@MoonlightStatic]

Even fire needs heat

[@ElectricLegend4]

@@MoonlightStatic “even the police arrest the police!”

[@dinesaur960]

Even Even Even

[@ncrranger9154]

Even the NCR hates the NCR! Hanlon and Oliver intensifies

[@Layl3r..]

The game: has a key shaped in the map Me: THE KEY MARK IN THE MAP mark: bush go click click

[@donovancunningham4490]

27:29 Mark: “ let’s go free the HOT Princess!

[@unib4324]

only markipliers one hour long videos can be watched without impatience edit: whoa i never got this many likes thanks i guess im probably gonna delete this post and write i got this many likes but you will never know how i got this many likes you know just for the laughs

[@jade1922]

And Ethan Nestor tbh

[@Nikachewy]

So very true

[@cierrawatkins9247]

All of marks fans who have ADHD are being judged XD

[@mikeyeet6420]

facts not staements

[@LavenderIsle]

Do not forget Jack's subnautica videos Edit: I do know his name is Sean

[@lolineko2083]

"THE SWORD OF LIFE!" *proceeds to slay all the innocent, living bushes*

[@bruschetta7711]

2 BUSHES!!!

[@francesreis5086]

Nani a comment without a rita comment

[@elbonnieto8929]

it's called the sword of life because it consumes the life

[@johns9983]

its called the sword of life because it's part of the life bar.

[@GrifoStelle]

Have you ever tried to kill a Bush by cutting off the branches? It's like fighting a hydra in really slow motion *laughs in cutting lilacs*

[@FirstLast-cc6cv]

"Its like riding a bike...without the seat" never heard something so bold. But true XD

[@kadenblaise3125]

Police

[@kadenblaise3125]

Ppppp

[@rhanemoser5864]

It sounds kinky

[@BrunsonW.Whitlock]

There’s just a pole up your butt

[@Optimization-hy5ws]

Remembers that one anime

[@whitestripe991]

You know it pains me to see mark do the switches one at a time.

[@ralphneonagonoy131]

"Im ready to make that the biggest freaking bomb of the history of kaboom" -The United States

[@rew970]

That's a little sus bro

[@nickhoude21]

-The United States when Japan fucked with their boats*

[@darrenaqilawangsech8652]

aka the M.O.A.B.

[@ИльяТерёхин-м2ь]

But what about Tsar Bomb

[@cosmicfrostxk7572]

Mark: "gets out monaqule"

[@jjtninja]

Game: "Michael Bay better watch out!" Mark: "Yeah, whoever that is." Game: "You're a real Robinson Crusoe!" Mark: "I don't know who that is. Use real names." Me: "Mark, are you serious?"

[@theblackoutexplorer2658]

I actually haven’t heard of that second guy

[@camdyman11]

TheBlackoutExplorer a famous book character

[@tobiaglorio]

This comment is underrated

[@_bl3hhhh_]

I unliked cus it's at 69 likes so ye

[@tamerofroaches]

agreed

[@jasonshawn69]

"GiGi" "GG" "Good Game" yeah yeah now you know (if it wasn't obvious enough that is)

[@shichengrao5314]

the meme man It’s not Good Game, it’s Global Gameplay

[@brogrammerplus7683]

WHHHHOOOOOOAAAAA! You blew my mind meme man🤯

[@TheSunkenShipWreck]

No it's GOOD GOD!

[@bladeofSteele]

@@shichengrao5314 yes, BUT, it is a nod to "GG" meaning "good game" just as how there are many other references, puns, and jokes littered throughout this game

[@benjamincoco8602]

11:15 If only we all could just plan our deaths like that... It's different watching this video now. Memento Mori Unus Annus.

[@bubufromsumer]

Trying to find how many of Mark’s egos is a “legend of the secret”

[@aneeveewhohasinternet1871]

He's got multiple personalities

[@anniversarynotice1838]

Today, October 9th, is Hangul Day. Today, October 9, 2020, is the 574th anniversary of the proclamation of Hangeul, and Hangul Day is a celebration of the excellence of Hangeul and the success and achievement of King Sejong.

[@schwuischwui]

기념일알리미 Anniversary Notice is this a cult?

[@leek.3671]

Breathtaking Goose pretty sure it’s a cult

[@valentinfranco4528]

@@leek.3671 almost definitely a cult.

[@jennarose7299]

"The legend of the hero" game is literally a crossover of legend of zelda and stardew valley i swear

[@sofiathefirst7702]

pffft fr

[@bumbabees]

fr tho every time the hero got an item I was reminded of the stardew valley animation and every time I was like "yes I got a watering can I GET IT"

[@SirSomeguy]

Nah, it’s just in the Minish Cap art-style.

[@MrMonarch212]

it's legend of the secret

[@GG11VR]

I love how the ads are keeping them from hearing his plan

[@-VoDkAsVengeance-]

The voice actor is actually French, it's funny how even without the Russian jokes people cant get it

[@adog8536]

1:04:28 *screaming slowly getting closer* Me: Is that Seán?

[@WhatIsTheDill]

I used to be a fan, but after seeing this masterpiece, I'm a whole air conditioner

[@kreekcraft9438]

This is hilarious

[@Mr.Pocket]

this is comedy

[@sicsp0rts33]

I subbed

[@YamiYugi.]

I- Pffft

[@mr.bear1257]

Dammit this made me smile

[@Lobotomit3]

I love how the entirety of Chapter 3 is just a huge Zelda spoof

[@yomama5870]

26:58 - markiplier does an amazing goofy impression Also I have a feeling "mr glitch may be gigi"