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Scrap Mechanic has a challenge mode that lets you build the car of your dreams. We manage to build the funniest cars we've ever known. I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe.
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[@dominorborg605]

Catchphrases of the Episode: Bob: "It's coming back!" Wade: "First try!" Mark: "She's a wild one!

[@JustAKomiFan]

Idkw but your icon reminds me of the dog from stardew valley

[@zomaimee2.056]

CrazyNoodles, it has similar styling! I can see it myself.

[@chunta957]

@@JustAKomiFan that's the goat from the same game

[@reesebeauchamp2455]

You forgot the collective "sensei"

[@sansnextdoor]

what about *BLUE*

[@jamesstewart9937]

Bob: knows what he's doing Wade: sets engine to full power Mark: a skilled engineer that makes spider cars

[@AznPrzsn]

He's obviously just a fan of Star Wars.

[@Lewd-Tenant_Isan]

Wades motto for buildings things should be: if it looks dumb but it works, it's not dumb

[@elliefuller3667]

@@sleepydog2382 Kinda true, he learned how to be an engineer but he has never done it on a large scale so he can’t be that skilled with it, just a matter of taking a different career path

[@lardlover3730]

Lol

[@kgthdc2468]

@@AznPrzsn I think he’s more a fan of Wild Wild West

[@NyanTheFurry]

“YOU KISSED VICTORY ON THE LIPS BUT IT WAS YOUR COUSIN!” I died of laughter to this

[@ruikamishiro9792]

timestamp?

[@hybmnzz2658]

@@ruikamishiro9792 44:35

[@Gabriel-he6ih]

Alabama 100

[@ritawilliams9182]

so did i

[@stay_heisendrated]

I did this irl

[@jessattebery419]

“You kissed victory on the lips, but it was your cousin” has to be one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard

[@Kamirasu]

bob has such a way with words

[@haileyhill4521]

44:45 for anyone looking 😄

[@maxbradley4097]

@@haileyhill4521 chad 🗿

[@TheBetterBleedingBladesYouTube]

@@haileyhill4521We appreciate you. Keep it up. ❤

[@CoolMoth-]

@@haileyhill4521 thanks ur officially cool😎

[@acehodge4902]

34:07 Bob: *makes a minor change that really shouldn't do anything then mounts the horsecar* Bob: *fucking flies*

[@demonmaster666]

HIYAH!!! *ascends*

[@CooledJets]

He went from spindly long to vertical helicopter

[@rhysofsneezingdragon1758]

Welcome to engineering.

[@celebisme2114]

@@rhysofsneezingdragon1758 why i love it form one extreme to the next with minimal changes

[@jotarocujoh8702]

And the clock has started!

[@jaybou007]

Mark's engineering teacher: "I...I do not understand the blueprints you presented in your essay." Mark: "SSSSSPINDLY LOOOONG!"

[@MrBlack-zt9qr]

LOOONNGGG AND SPINDLY.

[@yellobanana6456]

SSSSPINNNDLYY LOOOOONG

[@calliesta]

@@yellobanana6456 Your pfp is perfect for this comment

[@djwilson1993]

“Have you considered… long spindly?” “This is why you’re on KZbin.”

[@zeusthefox1585]

SHE'S A WILD ONE!!

[@a2x._ron]

I love how the words "it's coming back" and "shes a wild one" pretty much summarize the entire video😂

[@elektrasupernor2116]

Don't forget the millions of "hmmmmms" and "sensei"

[@ezranotbridger]

And “I think this’ll work”

[@danganronpadweeb8730]

Play animatronic hell

[@FlareDrafox]

Also: "don't you worry about it!"

[@FlareDrafox]

One more, all of the "i see, i see"

[@noxnox-e9s]

Bob: “We’re getting there!” The Car: *screams in vehicle agony and convulses* Bob: *”We’re communicating!”*

[@docschaeffer3890]

the very best part hahahaha

[@eventhorizon396]

Where?

[@mari_golds-bleeding-ink]

@@eventhorizon396 34:26

[@MothInTheVoid13]

Timestamp?

[@mari_golds-bleeding-ink]

@@MothInTheVoid13 34:26

[@theonewholost1859]

"There is no God here..." - Bob, in response to the birth of the Wild One.

[@Sheashay101]

Other than himself

[@merlenclownshuffles]

hav a good day.

[@batman_meowface7752]

Perfect timing read it as soon as he said it

[@God-nv7cp]

Hee hee

[@dependsonwhosasking]

"What have you done!!"

[@teslacoil5378]

Y'know, I absolutely love the dynamic between Mark, Bob and Wade. If this awesome trio has ever taught me anything, it's that you should always find friends that treat you like this. Friends that you can just banter with carelessly and just have one hell of a good time. It's so great to see, honestly, and because the chemistry between the three is so great, it's contagious and addictive to watch. I love it so much.

[@gun_violence_gaming]

I have never read anything I agreed with more

[@DesolateLavender]

Couldn't have said it better.

[@romandaniels2415]

This is what the real boys look like. They don’t need the beans to have a great time.

[@Edwenthewolfxx]

Same

[@SteampunkHorse]

Absolutely. Everything about this comment.

[@peebledeeble]

this video is just an anomaly. i’ve never laughed so fucking hard, i come back every few weeks just for the pure serotonin. the editing, mark’s himbo behavior, the nonsensical sound effects, bob’s casual comedic genius, wade’s weaponized ignorance, it’s just *chef kiss*

[@hackymchackerman]

Mark's Himbo Energy is an everlasting constant in this world

[@gingechicken7394]

@@hackymchackerman part of why I like him so much, he always makes me feel welcome and safe (hard to describe) when I'm having a bad mental day

[@hackymchackerman]

@@gingechicken7394 nah i absolutely get it! marks videos (esp with bob and wade) aways cheer me up. i default to their playlists when im feeling upsetti spaghetti

[@Directfire123]

35:19 just watch

[@maxwellstandley8815]

@@Directfire123 thank you for the best time stamp

[@cookiesandcreme618]

Imagine calling for an Uber, waiting a few minutes, then hearing ominous thudding and slamming noises. You look over and see it, with Mark piloting while Bob and Wade hold on for dear life. As they approach at rapid speed, seconds away from trampling you, you hear Mark scream: "IT'S A WILD ONE!!!"

[@min._.nolonger86]

i'm actually tearing up imagining this- I wanna be on that Uber so fucking bad now XD

[@ideaammo3650]

your comment deserves more likes

[@cluelessnlonely6990]

Or what happened in the first challenge when they flipped

[@TheLadyKatt]

This made me laugh

[@pajlauj860]

Somebody ANIMATE THIS Lol

[@DarkShadoan]

Bob's laughter is the most infectious thing ever. He starts laughing and I do too.

[@goregasm972]

I agree I love Bob's laugh xD

[@couldnt-be-me]

Watch skate 2 the first episode

[@thearchmagiste]

That’s why I frickin love Bob the most out of the group, Mark and Wade are fabulous on their own, but Bob just brings a group together.

[@OmegaWolf-no8rt]

@@thearchmagiste I agree I can't imagine the group without Bob

[@skybagel9158]

It’s the damn wheeze

[@conch.7232]

They have had some good laughs but damn, they haven’t had one like this is a while.

[@ratedsforsisters2717]

Hello fellow Annus

[@hat6085]

I was just thinking that

[@Mokeytony]

@@ratedsforsisters2717 WTF

[@ssonnie4705]

Brother We unite

[@NobuNobuSimp]

@@Mokeytony Yeah go check out Mark and Ethan's channel Unus Annus. That's their logo.

[@starwarsinfo5378]

I love how the red robot with the notebook is just taking notes like “interesting, interesting, very interesting”

[@mcbutterbunny8509]

InTeReStInG iNtErEsTiNg

[@Survivor-of-impossible-odds]

He's writing all doing and is sending it to the insane asylum. Also writing a plea for help....

[@conradlecroy5821]

You just check the notes and it just says “Yep, these guys are whack-a-doodles!” 😂

[@Pyrokinetic333]

Write that down! Write that down!

[@childishgrimm9610]

Like the cat from Star vs Evil "Interesting"

[@riccardopetrina4212]

that "now reverse" at 33:42 and the subsequent crash is perfect timing. It is really the funniest part of the entire video.

[@demonprincess9680]

It almost killed Mark

[@cumcumcum148]

​@@demonprincess9680it almost killed me. I am crying rn

[@charadreemurr20XX]

@@cumcumcum148Same-

[@leqhxx]

It’s the sudden speed of the crash that gets me 😭😭😭

[@HikariSings]

I disagree on the funniest part, the "Here we go" *crash* is up there

[@chenstormstout9456]

Oh my god 33:47 was some Wile E. Coyote shit. The way he said “reverse!” And it just violently threw itself to one side. I couldn’t breathe! XD

[@briannafarris7295]

Same

[@johngallagher9354]

Same.

[@aldrika3222]

I don’t think it understands the word ‘Reverse’

[@BellNova]

This video is my favorite out of the comedy part from Markiplier

[@sansundertale4383]

@@aldrika3222 I agree

[@jaybou007]

33:43 Mark: "Okay! Now, reverse!" *Bob faceplants into Oblivion*

[@shadophaxx2401]

Bob: puts car in reverse The fabric of reality: mr Stark I don’t feel so good

[@zero4391]

“You kissed victory on the lips, but it was your cousin!” I am deceased!

[@zero4391]

Nightowler lol

[@hannahbotwinick7672]

@@nightowler672 hi gay i am also gay

[@jimmybateman5014]

@@hannahbotwinick7672 hi also gay, i am the one don't weigh a ton

[@BOOitsaghost]

@@hannahbotwinick7672 hi also gay, im also also gay

[@matthewwilliams8267]

Hi also also gay, I'm not gay

[@cathie_486]

i can see why 31:36 is the most reviewed part of the video it's such a beautiful creation, everyone wants to see her

[@bluiciousalt7804]

Lol you did t even bother to change your name. What a lazy scammer.

[@Kuromi.--.]

I love how I knew what you were talking about just by "her"

[@voxelvoxel]

@@Kuromi.--. She's a wild one

[@Booboo88e]

​@paulinasunday6512she's a wild one

[@dragosrandomstuff9261]

Be warned, though…she’s quite a wild one

[@thedingboat5827]

16:51 + 30:50 Bob and Wade: This won’t work. Mark: “The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles.”

[@oceanman7176]

33:46 i love how it doesn’t just fall, it full on slams into the ground

[@kellen_was_taken1350]

69 likes owo

[@oceanman7176]

please extract my eardrums with a rusty spoon

[@kellen_was_taken1350]

@@oceanman7176 Uhhh

[@humantwister9209]

@@oceanman7176 ok

[@spicypeachdev]

@@oceanman7176 well damn

[@heartofonyx9763]

32:30 Easily one of my favorite moments. The way bob says “She’s a wild one, you said it yerself,” coupled with Mark stumbling over his words while trying to come up with a witty remark, only to end up laughing harder, realizing the joke can’t get funnier, is just fucking amazing.

[@josephmckenzie143]

Mark: SHE'S A WILD ONE!! Seconds later: "Hey how's your day?" "Oh you know, I'm underground."

[@josephmckenzie2832]

1:37 Bob casually: how's this bad boy he seems woops. XD

[@EmceeCh4p]

Followed shortly by "Okay, now reverse".......SLAM

[@Hyskaris]

33:42 was single handedly the funniest thing in this whole video to me. Lixian did such a good job with this entire masterpiece, but there's just no editing that can make that moment any more hilarious than it already is

[@stoodievids4084]

😭 best part of the video

[@BB-TheCandleFairy]

Me: goes grocery shopping That one wheel on the shopping cart: 10:06

[@MansTooLit]

BB ? I didn't even look at the video I knew exactly which part 😂

[@jackofsometrades9208]

Mans Too Lit Same

[@BB-TheCandleFairy]

Mythical Batman : sorry, I didn’t know someone else had commented this. I’ll double check next time before I comment.

[@terminatortr06]

@Mythical Batman i’m sorry but who fucking cares it’s stolen?

[@Butterfly-uv5ye]

So true

[@firecruher374]

The entirety of the 33:00 part, i was like "Imagine having a horse, and one day it just does this" I made myself laugh so fricking hard

[@Johndoe-jd]

Well it would be a wild one

[@TronicSSJ07]

It’s legs just rapidly move in 360 degrees. 💀

[@whentheisthewhen5001]

plot twist: the title was a warning and we will laugh to death with them at that timestamp

[@nigmonster]

@@connallcunningham7398 no

[@fireshockgamer6734]

@@nigmonster oh hello word I would have used

[@nukeless7744]

@@nigmonster no

[@d9zirable]

@@nigmonster.

[@churchillwang4269]

@@nigmonster nO

[@מלכהגרין]

bob: the mastermind wade: the confused kid mark: the crazy teacher

[@Rainok]

Wade's the class clown

[@shadowfoxperson9735]

Yeah pretty much. Mark's always the crazy teacher.

[@Whitemare_Blob]

Goes from 'sensei' to 'dadday' like why Mark- 😭😂

[@Whitemare_Blob]

​@@shadowfoxperson9735Mark's always the crazy *something,* whether it be teacher, friend, leader, you name it 😂

[@xavierforsyth7350]

Lol bob is not the master

[@ruthlynam7380]

i love how mark instinctively started twirling a non-existant villain mustache when wade discovered his sabotage 29:40

[@ell8984]

Agreed

[@themaninyourcabinet8438]

:0 666 likes

[@GOLEM-lg1yn]

this makes it so much funnier

[@kadenfoster9038]

his warfstache you might say XD

[@serperiorandtheanimator9216]

Wilford warfstache will return

[@cooldude2722]

Y'know, I'm starting to think Mark _couldn't_ have been an engineer. EDIT: Wow, 135 objections, huh? I suppose I shall concede, then; he probably could have gotten that degree.

[@animmons]

Same

[@to_4361]

Now why would you think that

[@lyrabonlovesu3688]

He could have... I think he dropped out before he got the paper document thing that solidifies his knowledge and it went out the window

[@latelattes]

didnt he go to school for engineering but dropped out??

[@vhrane7360]

this has been one of my favorite comments ever 😹 thank you for making this day even better🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤

[@spidey1100]

Mark: "Now... Reverse!" *Thud* Comedic genius.

[@mysticmind4563]

Now THAT was the part that almost made died of laughter.

[@mhndgamingking]

At what time?

[@itsthecrayon4065]

@@mhndgamingking 33:42 It's my absolute favourite part, gets me in stitches every time! :

[@Dpm_2005]

I did laugh a lot, ngl.

[@multisplace3783]

"I'm up here, and now I'm down here."

[@athickie]

37:41 Mark yelling blue to activate the strip omfg my side pls 😭😭

[@authorlacey]

"You kissed victory on the lips, but it was your cousin!" -- Bob 2020

[@amxterxsu138]

Can I get a timestamp please-

[@TzAeRlDdIaSFAN247]

@@amxterxsu138 44:43 But you'll want to rewind about 15-30 Seconds before to catch the whole scene 😂

[@ForeverLaxx]

You'd think that studying to be an engineer would steer Mark away from making everything extremely narrow and tall, but no.

[@lyrabonlovesu3688]

But maybe

[@yobressik]

I thought of this reading your comment. “Here lies a toppled god. His fall was not a small one. We did but build his pedestal, A narrow and a tall one.” ― Frank Herbert, Dune Messiah

[@NDJunction]

don't worry; he prolly made everything a spindly spider in college, too xD

[@darksev.6468]

That fucking pun.

[@nerdgirl1012]

I think it encourages him

[@amandawaldolol]

Mark's kid goes to friend's house and they just hear him yell: YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE SEAT BELTS! WHY DON'T YOU HAVE SEAT BELTS? YOU NEED SEAT BELTS!!!! and the friend immediately rethinks their life

[@ghostface6740]

Yeah lol

[@hadez908]

Probably because they didn’t have enough seatbelts

[@midnight-sunset]

Time stamp?

[@BluKins9]

I love how Bob is nice enough to tell mark and Wade how the game works. You don’t get that often when you load into a game with infants and the only information you get is “fix it, loser”

[@kairus6327]

HAHAHA *Other KZbinrs cry and be serious playing The Last of Us 2 Mark: WE NEED SEATBELTS FOR TOILETS! *Dying of laughter making a dog like vehicle 😂

[@itsphoenix2721]

Correction, spider dog like vehicle

[@ianputman1042]

Lol I do wish he would play the last of us 2 tho

[@thetruedarksoul168]

Ian Putman game is bad

[@isham251]

Mark will get there soon the soup delivery is comin hot and spicy😂

[@kairus6327]

@@itsphoenix2721 aaah YES Spider like vehicle 😂

[@gryphon-]

“Something seems to be missing from the car” A toilet seat obviously

[@canthispotatoget10ksubs97]

Don't Read My Icon Ok

[@holyassasin0544]

@Don't Read My Icon too late!!!

[@halfy8375]

@Don't Read My Icon aight

[@halfy8375]

@Don't Read My Icon ight

[@dedshade]

They said this as soon as I saw this comment

[@unofficialsliceofbread6461]

31:30 "If your creation fails to work as intended, lets just call it art" - Scrap Mechanic loading tips

[@elektrasupernor2116]

Art is an understatement for that beauty lmao-

[@quickishq9642]

I think it worked EXACTLY as intended if you ask me

[@egorex1834]

5:00 Mark refuses to believe game physics. 20:39 Mark is offended by his own creation. 25:30 Mark refuses to believe game physics part2 30:35 Mark makes his GENIUS creation.

[@enderrune7516]

Ah yes Mark saga

[@LorenHelgeson]

She's a wild one.

[@hallieeramos]

"You kissed victory on the lips but it was your cousin!" Is the best thing to have ever come out of Bob's mouth.

[@ravenwashere1776]

30:48 My man just reinvented the horse lmao

[@epix5385]

SPINDLY LONG

[@brickwallgoalie4762]

ive never laughed this hard in my life. im litterialy going to fricking die

[@SmolBoi_]

I died and im never comming back ( Death because of laughter )

[@SmolBoi_]

im going to die if i watch any more

[@shradicle8576]

I remember when I first saw this 10 months ago.

[@diegamer2325]

9:30 wade laughed like he was failing pac-man

[@CutYourBangs9]

Underrated asf comment

[@StealthTheFoxz]

I'm dead. You've won this battle, sir.

[@basilleaves4320]

100% underrated comment. Almost choked laughing

[@SuperNickoHarris]

its funny because its true 😂😂😂

[@jackmahoney5652]

STICK- STICK THE LANDING! STICK IT! S- STICK THE LANDING! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

[@JordonLeBlanc]

i laughed so hard i couldn't breathe and gave myself a headache, i haven't laughed this hard in forever! thank you boys

[@stormscout0995]

My sides started hurting I laughed so hard

[@Whitemare_Blob]

Now imagine this video, but with one more certain Irish guy who's definitely smart enough, but dumb on purpose to make it funny 😂😂😂😂 (talking abt Jacksepticeye)

[@JordonLeBlanc]

@@Whitemare_Blob I knew exactly who you were talking about🥰🤣

[@dirtiestdan123]

it makes me terribly sad that he never went back to this game

[@tigerlily2816]

Yea. It would’ve been hilarious should we start a petition to revive this game?

[@oliviamoore5119]

Bold of you to assume we have any day over what he does lmao

[@whocares8567]

@@oliviamoore5119 true sadge

[@DesolateLavender]

I don't think it would or could ever live up to this. It just couldn't. Let's be honest. It ended on an amazing note, and that's okay.

[@matthewtambunan7827]

@@DesolateLavender scrapman

[@GageisME333]

34:07 bob: “hiiyah” Mark’s monstrosity: “i must go, my people need m-... never mind”

[@TimDaCorgi]

"Imma stay here"

[@hooodini3322]

I must return my people no longer need me!

[@constantconfusion4199]

I agree!

[@Arvis159]

The thing I wonder, does Lixian ever have a hard time editing due to laughing too much?

[@bacry5638]

Always

[@josephschultz3301]

Given that he couldn't stop laughing during the game of Monopoly whenever Wade kept pressing the deals, I can almost guarantee it xD .

[@theboyinthebeanie3658]

Maybe? you never know, he might enjoy editing because it's funny. Otherwise, why would he laugh about their stupidness? 😂😂🤣 (they're not really dumb just a joke don't come at me ;-;)

[@alexangelkitten433]

absolutely

[@ood_newt8626]

25:10, Bob: "I'll show you how you're supposed to do it" The car: *breaks into 3*

[@zcarp8642]

He's a wild one!

[@NathanTheMan]

I didn’t know machines were alive, but when Mark said “reverse” I saw his creation die.

[@daphnehill68]

You mean be born?

[@Zack_Zander]

fang the editor fox 33:46 I think it’s dead

[@itirv123]

Mark be like “do not question the *ELEVATED* one”

[@zhouan786]

"I see no god up here other than *ME*"

[@NijiHoloFan]

fun fact: im also 5'9" and i too feel short EDIT: this is in relation to the *ELEVATED* one

[@TavernBard1321]

@@NijiHoloFan your 11 inch ahead of me

[@snarkdragon]

As in the Irken Empire, do not question your TALLEST!

[@Freeman2102]

"she's a wild one" had me crying and laughing like I haven't in a while. I know it wasn't their intention but I am hurting.

[@Newt1981]

I was crying laughing too, it's been a bit since a video has had me laughing this hard! And that's for sure their intention! They want us to laugh and enjoy their content :) Glad you enjoyed it too!

[@aubreydaldridge]

I'm crying watching the legs go back and forth on its side 😂😂😂

[@gamingmonkey0549]

No lie I nearly sh!t myself

[@dependsonwhosasking]

It's coming back

[@madness7900]

same here xDDD

[@minatoson5788]

15:24 is when you are half asleep doing something and then looking at it later.

[@benji_and_the_tomatoes]

why is this description so perfect 😂😂

[@cams.o]

Lets all just take a moment to appreciate Lixian’s editing

[@jayoctopus8832]

Wait doesn’t everyone do all the time? Who is the person who is not doing that?

[@themadman6310]

Jus skip ass go big

[@julian5508]

We should always appreciate hi editing because it just adds that bit of just happiness.😃

[@julian5508]

His

[@michaeld.4581]

Lixi is the best person alive ngl

[@daisyisntcool]

every time they say “she’s a wild one” i think of “SHES A MAANNIIAAAACCC” edit: wow i did not expect this much likes and comments

[@blindedbunny]

A MANIAC AT YOUR DOOR

[@blazinsmokes3164]

Even me

[@claraeichers2996]

AND SHES DANCIN LIKE SHES NEVER DANCED BEFORE

[@desvexel840]

I've had this song stuck in head for the past 2 days lol

[@YourPalAnnus]

* flashbacks to Raft *

[@smilemore7431]

Big Wade energy is my new favorite thing. Definition: when something seems stupid but it works anyways, it’s got big Wade energy.

[@icey3x826]

So mission failed successfully

[@NamesBondHavingStronk]

@@icey3x826 well yes but actually yes

[@SmallShibaSSS]

Mission failed. Respect+

[@SlateofGranite]

so what you're saying is.........Big Wade energy is just WAAAGH!!! energy? Is Wade secretly a purple ork?

[@SirBeekers]

Is it gonna work? Well, no but actually yes.

[@SlickViper]

31:34 i don't know what's funnier: them laughing or what they're laughing at

[@enderrune7516]

Both

[@maggiemccauslin1084]

Yes

[@kittttykats]

Mark: “I’ve studied engineering” Bob: “the bearing connects those blocks together that’s how you do steering, that’s what the steering is so now if connect those bearings to the steering wheel it’ll just power them” Mark: :0

[@KharonDeLune_vtb]

Biomechanical engineering. More of the 'unholy heathen GMO scorpion-cabbage' than building mechs.

[@lukewarmfishwater]

wait when was that lmao

[@crysheart]

@@KharonDeLune_vtb this explains his spidery designs

[@fadelaltars3327]

Be

[@RainbowSheltie]

Kaitlyn Smith It’s probably just been a horrendously long time since he studied civil engineering (which he studied for before he switched to biomedical engineering). I think in this particular part your talking about, he just wasn’t sure what those bearings did, since there was one for the tires already. But, IRL, vehicles usually contain more parts in general... and we all know he wasn’t paying any attention to anything but farming in the main game. XD

[@aliciaashworth979]

Wade: “It’s coming back, it’s coming back” Also wade: flies into the abyss

[@van2033]

Don't worry bro it's gonna come back

[@hal_lucid_ation]

"Long, spindly, spindly long." Subtitles: [Music]

[@tigerlily2816]

Ah yes, my favorite Beethoven song

[@miko_borgar]

Excuse me but whaaaaaaat the fuck

[@mack_the_snac]

I love watching mark's videos with auto-generated subtitles. Fawken hilarious.

[@hal_lucid_ation]

@@tigerlily2816 "it's coming back" by Mozart and "She's a wild one" by Tchaikovsky come in close for second and third favorite.

[@gun_violence_gaming]

10/10 subtitles XD

[@Traceywacey117]

33:15 has to be my favorite part, the absolute pain in Mark’s voice when he says “ow it keeps hitting me”

[@rebeccalyon6780]

"Run away!"😂

[@aurochtamer]

Mark: "I studied to be an engineer." Also Mark: Recreates Qwop in Scrap Mechanic

[@nugget1685]

Good one lol.

[@silverhawk6748]

I think that is the best example of an great engineer being able to create one of the most frustrating movement systems in a not so frustrating game

[@Fire-Manz]

I can't breathe! HAHAHAHA!

[@NoriMori1992]

Lol that's a great description.

[@shinstar4269]

There are 2 kind of people watching this video: - The ones skipping to 30:50 to see if the title of the video is true -The ones that watch the whole video waiting to arrive to 30:50 and see if the title is true

[@schizophrenicmelancholy2706]

Then there is me, previewing the 1st 30 seconds and then start from the beginning just to have something to look forward to.

[@tommypham5299]

Then there’s me who watched the stream before all this happened

[@leo3983]

And then there’s me, who isn’t watching the video, but is just scrolling through the comments

[@ingramcomputers2649]

I just play half life I don't even know what a napkin story is

[@lostline4007]

I'm the second. Becuase of that I am double dead. I was in the grave before, and this video killed me again. Someone please expain how this is possible. please

[@JoonsOld]

Mark: i dont know how to do stuff! *proceeds to create a difficult suspension glitch that only experienced players can pull off* Scrap mechanic players: wha- wait no wh- how...?

[@nighthawk4744]

joons time stamp and what do you mean?

[@thedanleyparable5347]

About 16:00 is when they unlock suspension

[@Drip-Soup373]

timestamp

[@palecaptainwolfkayls8499]

My pea brain needs an explanation

[@plum2584]

I have only one word: ENGINEER

[@Silverflame-1]

30:30 "long spindly, spindly long" "My genius knows no bounds, it knows NO bounds"

[@cabecarroll3947]

Who else was just yelling for mark to go first person on “the stallion”

[@internetcookie2064]

glad I'm not the only one

[@laurenfrye654]

Same here

[@BlazingStorm8895]

Ditto

[@hammyofdoom8355]

Marle Saunders why are you like this

[@whoisaudreo]

I've never laughed so hard at an episode and now my ribs hurt

[@itsphoenix2721]

Sammeee

[@thegongoozler5920]

Mark, talking about how to fix an engine and why this doesn’t make sense: “I went to engineering school!” Me: *flashbacks to AHWM car path*

[@stormscribbles8050]

Unus?

[@thegongoozler5920]

StormScribbles Annus

[@ONLY_RR7]

StormScribbles Yes?

[@bigboyhuandisimo6224]

@@ONLY_RR7 god bless

[@squareguy7406]

stinky annus

[@josephmckenzie143]

Mark: I was in engineering. Also Mark: SHE'S A WILD ONE!

[@Jeferic]

Hello old account

[@georgewolflock7878]

Bob: "don't worry the shenanigans will ensue" Mark: "your power's not high enough" And so it begins lol!

[@messyalien5164]

It's over I have The high ground

[@kannathedragon7625]

"Every mistake is an opportunity to learn" -Markiplier

[@marzz_5887]

Markiplier must be the smartest man on earth then 😮

[@user-lt5tt6to4c]

"There are no accidents" + "Every mistake is an opportunity to learn" = "Mistakes/Accidents were meant to happen to makes us take the opportunity to learn"

[@ghostinconverses2646]

Hmm.. what can I learn from my birth?

[@Noname-xr4ql]

"HERE WE GO! WOOOOOAAAGGGH!!"

[@dangerdash4393]

Any lost progress...is an...opportunity..to suCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeed agaiiiiiiiiin!!! -Markiplier, falling from yet another cliff in Getting Over It.

[@kozekyto]

I genuinely haven't laughed this hard in years.

[@semb6176]

Me too even if I'm late but I have never laughed like this my whole life

[@natalie7480]

same omfg

[@lukekrepich8746]

Hold on shes a wild one

[@user-bi1fe8nq2y]

Same

[@pqttxr6421]

Same dude, same

[@watercannonscollaboration2281]

11:39 Mark: “Sensei, not daddy” Also Mark in less than 40 seconds: “please please, call me daddy”

[@starlitespeed]

i think it’s specifically “daddei” like a mix of the two

[@Rithemofthenight]

This game seems complicated,but Marks big brain handles it.

[@drantigon]

GENIUS

[@henry_alphonse]

GUNIUS

[@fyre_hazaard6083]

He could've been an engineer XD

[@vgplounge7435]

I just love how the same three faces are made for each thumbnail Bob: a suspicious amount of excitement Wade: that weird wink where he looks like he’s in pain Mark: sheer anger

[@thatcrystalpie]

"Now, reverse..." **wade gets decapitated**

[@borbleborb4586]

Now reverse. *B O N K*

[@NotDanP1an]

Timestamp?

[@borbleborb4586]

NotDanPlan 33:44

[@NotDanP1an]

@@borbleborb4586 ty

[@restlessdave6755]

Me: Gives a quick look*... DOES THAT SAY WAP?

[@gub4984]

Mark, Bob, and Wade are the BEST trio i have ever seen🤣

[@mkingl25]

Better than Jordan, Shaq, and KD

[@Rougelike_enjoyer]

These guys should make a podcast

[@mkingl25]

@@Rougelike_enjoyer woah it should be named like “focusable” or something!

[@Bygotn]

lol distractible is a sight to behold

[@mkingl25]

@@Bygotn well it was an Audio podcast until like a year and a half ago so most of the beholding was for the banger audio only episodes (illegal advice was funny and others ofc. fnaf tierlist and other ones I haven’t listened for about 2 months lol cuz it’s summer)

[@UnfriendlyFire]

Wade: “Is there any clues you can give us?” Mark: “oh you gotta build a car!” Mark, you haven’t built a single car in this video, only abominations of engineering!

[@ApleBs]

*wonders of engineering

[@Johndoe-jd]

* spiders of engineering

[@YogoBites]

@@Johndoe-jd *spiders of wonder

[@player1angel567]

@@YogoBites wondering spiders*

[@MoofyIsNotOk]

@@player1angel567 * Wonders who spider

[@shypony5820]

18:40 ive never seen a crash and burn so beautiful as that. (correction. this takes the cake 31:30)

[@lmao7243]

Left, right, left, right, left, right...

[@borbleborb4586]

*SHES A WIIIIILD ONE*

[@Just_A_Microwave]

33:43 thats all im gonna say

[@BoomBoomSoup]

@@Just_A_Microwave THAT ONE

[@Zay_onara]

Poor Lixian who probably had a hard time editing while trying not to laugh himself to death😂

[@_gorillazfreakinc._2]

18:45 The vehicle became a candle

[@itsvee7828]

I was there for the livestream laughing like crazy, but Lixian's editing had me crying and choking on food 😂

[@itsphoenix2721]

Dude I had to re swallow the same mouthful of water because every moment after 30:50 had me choking it up over and over again

[@epiclybeautiful]

For me its the sound effects like I'm fucking wheezing

[@itsvee7828]

@@epiclybeautiful yes exactly 😂

[@gothempress]

I literally had to run for the bathroom because I was laughing so hard I was starting to pee. I didn't even KNOW I could gazelle run until today years old!!!!

[@crispywilliams7438]

Mark: SHE'S A WILD ONE Our lungs: haha we don't exist ... Lmao I almost puked my cake on the floor after Bob fell trying to steer that wild steed lmao

[@xLuis89x]

Hahhahah for real this video was amazingly hilarious, it was a great relief for the stressfull day I had today, altho I almost chocked from laughing so much

[@Blackwolf-ou6nf]

I almost spit tea and choked on it at the same time during the wild one scene

[@xxrorivivianxx3862]

I legit starting drinking my bottled water and all of a sudden. Mark & Bob: Its coming back, don't worry it will come around. All: woahjawoaiwoa Bob: Can we get a RESET?

[@epicdarkvving6463]

i was drinking siera mist and it came out through my nose

[@bearcubsartthings]

*"tURn ThE jETs oN YoU sOCiOPaTH!"* - Bob 2020

[@nunoalvesafonso]

47:03

[@michaelmeadows1539]

Sociopath

[@certifiedserosimp]

@@michaelmeadows1539 That's what they said

[@michaelmeadows1539]

Oh im srry i didnt know im a child

[@michaelmeadows1539]

Im eleven

[@yourfriendlyneighborhooddemon]

Man at 30:50 I almost laughed myself to death.

[@kreep9835]

“Long, spindly, SPINDLY LONG.” Markiplier

[@chosenmaple99]

Famous last words: *“Physics approved”*

[@dtplaysmc8841]

@@hashtagnoname3931 I concur

[@johnnydeer4839]

15:42 that laughing spongebob in representing Bobs wheezy lol is the funniest shit. Even later when Mark births the Wild One. I firmly believe Bob is the funniest overall.

[@blueelectric05]

Well, he's SpongeBOB

[@Angry5704]

Bob is the funniest and has the best laugh ever.

[@tylerwedl2109]

*when it's lixians editing

[@ashikjaman1940]

@@blueelectric05 you GENIUS

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

and at 31:58

[@Linlinstellaluna]

"Are you offended by the tallness of your own creation" is probably my favorite Bob comeback ever. 20:37

[@Cassiush17]

Also how he makes a fucking giraffe🤣🤣🤣

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

@@Cassiush17 you can't just forget about Gandalf the bald

[@aurorawood5415]

Bob's laughter is the most infectious thing ever. He starts laughing and I do too.

[@kleid1234]

45:53 Bob: ALL THE WAY! Jack: To fucking victory town.

[@shaaravwankhede2871]

Mark's children watching this in the future: So that's what the seatbelt was about.

[@Whitemare_Blob]

But where is the seatbelt???? 😂😂😂

[@ItsDanikaFaith]

When people say “I’m the first viewer” Lixian is always the first viewer 😂

[@GigaChadMan124]

Fax

[@jonathansmith4960]

We love lixian

[@bruhzy2139]

Or is mark the first viewer? *top ten question scientists could easily answer*

[@michaelkorare3536]

Most people: I'm First! Intellectuals: Lixian is first Me: Technically Mark is always first since he made the video

[@damophobe]

Well this was probably a Twitch stream. In that case, who evers faster.

[@bradsnell9848]

Wade: “This can’t possibly take us backwards again” Mark: ... Bob: ... Wade: “It took it us backwards again”

[@moonpen_]

God the spider robot bit is one of the best these three have done, love that all three contributed. Mark made the monstrosity, Bob improved it and Wade made it for all to share

[@heartu880]

Wade:This can't possibly take us backwards again. The vehicle: aRe YoU sUrE aBoUt ThAt?

[@rainessister4315]

Cue John Cena

[@heartu880]

@@rainessister4315 *plays theme song*

[@badartcentral5078]

“Wait she’s coming around” and “she’s a wild one” had me cry laughing

[@anonymous-be7fj]

Bru

[@Gabriel-he6ih]

This brings a whole another meaning to Crazy Horse

[@CherryBomb_Games]

She's a wild one for sure got me

[@borbleborb4586]

“It’s coming back”

[@breakfastman2180]

Drinking Game: Drink every time someone says "It's coming back!" and it doesn't come back.

[@JustAKomiFan]

But what liquid do I drink Beer Bacon grease Water Gasoline Peanut butter You can drink peanut butter just put it in the microwave for around a minute But it can leave you with 2 degree burns if you chug it and you can die since it's still sticky but after a while it will solidify

[@kenr5640]

now now, we don’t want anyone dying of anything other than laughter. especially not alcohol poisoning

[@puff_ey]

Why just why

[@andrewparnell5566]

Get enough drinks in her and she'll be a wild one!

[@cyf3rf4wx50]

as i read this i thought "he hasnt said that yet," and then he said it. perfect timing.

[@Toast_Sandwich]

28:57 and there we have it. *It was Mark’s joke first, WADE*

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

Wade didn't even TRY to contest it

[@tsmith4988]

Bob: “Okay I have one more idea” *Idea absolutely does not work* Bob: “Okay I have one more idea”

[@bluetube767]

Marks comments on poly bridge: this is the closest engineering mark will ever get Mark:are you sure about that

[@DolusVulpes]

After 30:50: Yeah, we're sure.

[@torgover-l1n]

"She's coming around..."

[@yosora6280]

"Hey wade,you wanna reset this? has the same energy as "FRAMES"

[@mollymoocow7908]

FRAMES!

[@tippaterrius6214]

mark: goes to engineering school also mark: creates a 5-minute crafts level IQ and humor level destroyer destroyer with a toilet wood and some motors