Prison Simulator

Ever wanted to go to prison? NO?! Well that's actually a reasonable opinion.
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[@moltrazahn2279]

Mark at start of Riot: "Ill only knock them out with my baton" Mark at the end of Riot: "I really hope these are rubber bullets!" *Indiscriminately shoots people in the face and genitals*

[@messyalien5164]

Nah man! It's fine, they're just Nerf bullets

[@artonomousr6623]

Always aim for the neck for maximum abuse of power!

[@dedsec9734]

Well I mean it is a simulation game 🤔

[@DoubleADwarf]

Mark: "I hope these are rubber bullets - they HAVE to be!" Also Mark: Aims exclusively for the head

[@spacegay6030]

I mean, it's what irl cops do lol

[@TheAbyssal]

@@spacegay6030 not really good are trained to aim for the center mass (chest)

[@jadenyoung9439]

@@spacegay6030 not really. Irl cops aim center mass

[@RageTyrannosaurus]

Rubber bullets are meant to be bounced off of another surface and ricochet into the target's center of mass, but he fires them right at the head. It's just like real life!

[@26mic5]

I make extremely entertaining videos. I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

[@iwilltakeyourgender]

Prisoner: “I miss my family...” Mark: proceeds to fire extinguish the prisoner’s face

[@iiii892]

love how they also muttered "i miss my family..." a few times while they beat up mark

[@arkannon1682]

Plot twist: The prisoner's family are dead and Mark wanted to send him to them.

[@Place_Your_Order_Here]

His family were fire extinguishers, so Mark is spraying his family's blood on him, in this context.

[@efox4028]

"You feel nostalgia, don't you?"

[@unknowneffect9833]

yea don’t watch mark if you are actually interested in a game. he will not take it serious 😂

[@arson886]

Mark: “I’M GONNA PEPPER SPRAY EVERYBODY” *relaxing music starts*

[@sleepi-nouth-laureltine-8108]

I have a feeling that this is going to be an inside joke for mark's wash and spray techniques.

[@kissarococo2459]

"Don't call anybody!"

[@sarahvanrooyen7280]

Lol

[@agamergirl166]

@@sleepi-nouth-laureltine-8108 he's a pro at it 😏💨💨💨💨

[@KiX-K4T13]

This whole game makes me believe Prison is just a fraternity for law enforcement. Darts BRO, Doritos BRO, Lifting Weights BRO, and BRO...look at those plebs in orange jumpsuits! AWWW BROOOO!!! 🤪🍻

[@YelloWool]

I think Mark may be addicted to simulator games...

[@madgasterplayzyt9446]

Oh hello yellow furry

[@Lafrentz_24]

Hello Mr. Wool

[@blake3937]

And I’m not complaining

[@ugoindown69]

Addiction simulator is next

[@taku3702]

Yea he'll probably end up playing simulator of simulator probably next

[@BigManEvil]

Mark: "I did my job well" Also Mark: Fire extinguishes first prisoner, beats him up for fighting back, and then almost dies

[@cowboy0370]

Why wouldn't mark beat him

[@chlocifer2715]

Sounds like he did the job right to me 🖤

[@dominicspagnol8765]

@@chlocifer2715 tazer

[@chlocifer2715]

@@dominicspagnol8765 those things can hurt, I have a taser and tested it.

[@dominicspagnol8765]

@@chlocifer2715 too innocent

[@thetardyowlvg9155]

"There's a discrepancy!" Mark had a Papers Please flashback lol

[@fernandom.varela1109]

lol same

[@j.nx._269]

mark: literally fire extinguishes mans face also mark: he’s resisting 😡

[@xxboonisbadfortnitexx1549]

Yep

[@xxboonisbadfortnitexx1549]

Lol

[@smithsmith1956]

Just like actual cops.

[@dumbbirdyboysquawks8147]

@@smithsmith1956 Based

[@lightbulb8888]

realistic

[@h2h036]

markiplier literally murdering prisoners for 4 straight mins: “i hope these are rubber bullets”!

[@jessiehogue.]

...aaaand then proceeds to shoot them all in the face with them, often from very close distance.

[@jxte35asdf64]

You talkin to me?

[@n4t39]

@@jessiehogue. Actual police do what anyways-

[@user-nh4uc5fh1s]

It says riot gun in the inventory so i guess it is rubber bullet? Tho he aims for the head anyway so they would still die lol

[@iphoneawesome123]

@@user-nh4uc5fh1s yeah people get deflated eye balls from that. Legally only supposed to be ricochet hits or from a distance.

[@shinyhawk7843]

Game: “character - Aggressive/Crime-Rape” Mark: “I love these guys”

[@oel734]

I don't think he bothered to read the description of what these guys did. lol

[@youtubesucks6904]

Yikees

[@ChimkenNugget]

Such good ppl.

[@bonniebunniegirl4000]

Mark: does anything that alludes to cleanimg Lixian: *cue the power wash simulator music*

[@aisutistoto5771]

Yes Lmao

[@slackolantern]

When he did while Mark pepper sprayed like five people...I loved that lol

[@bonniebunniegirl4000]

@@slackolantern 🤣 yesss

[@nemosomen]

When Mark was excited to customize his prisoners I was really expecting all of them to be people he knows. He has to stop Bob, Wade, Ethan, and Jack from murdering him

[@dafeef5555]

Can't forget Felix ofc

[@tannermielken1084]

Warden tells mark not to interrupt “rude!” Also Mark: proceeds to spray everyone with a fire extinguisher

[@disappointeddegenerate3186]

“I miss my family” *gets sprayed in the face*

[@hieiandkiarra]

Idk why but that part made me laugh so hard I cried

[@26mic5]

I make extremely entertaining videos. I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

[@carebear2889]

@@26mic5 tell your mom to pack your bags

[@drez0847]

@@carebear2889 XD Nice i explained his comment in the more understandable language.

[@darcyk3051]

"Cleaning music" being played while Mark pepper sprays the prisoners had me laughing good

[@stardustpan]

I honestly don't remember the last time I burst out laughing for minutes like this, the combination of hours of that music ingrained in my brain from power washing then this xD Thank you Lixian, we love you

[@26mic5]

I make extremely entertaining videos. I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

[@OliB150]

I haven’t watched much of the pressure washing series but picked up on the cleaning music from the gun cleaning section and when it started playing when he was pepper spraying, it really made me laugh

[@snotrocket6710]

My sides hurt so bad laughing so hard.

[@yigityigitoglu7451]

@ItzSkittles 29:52

[@Subbykitten]

26:15 Respect from guards: 51.1% 26:23 Respect from guards: 41.1% What did you do to those guards that was edited out, Mark? xD

[@tc5290]

Beat the disrespect out of the prisoners

[@SomeOne-rt5kn]

I like how mark got less injured in a full-scale riot than he did searching one dude with no weapons

[@shiggenmalein2859]

Character: aggressive Crime: Murder Markiplier: "I like these guys"

[@harleyspeedthrust4013]

if they're your guys, they're your guys

[@junolazrine4928]

and r*pe

[@masonthejar8890]

I’m more concerned about the r@pe crimes lmao

[@teeee9632]

The coolest ppl kill

[@virtuedreamer6623]

half of tumblr and also myself tbh

[@jcdundrums3852]

Mark has discovered a new internet rule: if it exists, there's a simulation for it

[@woahimgamer6719]

Finally, rule 35

[@woomyinky6719]

@@woahimgamer6719 no...Rule E

[@Leegendari]

Rule 36: If it doesn't exist, it exists

[@PenclMusc]

@Shamohhh *THE COUNCIL SHALL DECIDE YOUR FATE*

[@Sqwidiot]

next up: existence simulator.

[@samuelpaulson7433]

*everything is on fire* Mark: "Is this because I let that guy have neeeedles?"

[@greyfox9997]

Mark before: "I hope these are rubber bullets..." 28 shot dead mostly through headshots. Mark after: "....oops."

[@ericridgeway2846]

Theory: this game, gas station, and drug dealer simulator are a trilogy. We need matpat to establish a timeline

[@patrickshinaltar7751]

Dont forget powerwash simulator.

[@MrWizeazz]

@@patrickshinaltar7751 I think that one (Power Wash Simulator) might be just a fever dream in the trilogy, or maybe some type of weird purgatory where you wait to go to heaven/hell (you make it what you make it homey) 🧼

[@jxte35asdf64]

You talkin to me?

[@humbleinfinity1502]

if ever you die in the trilogy you get sent to power wash simulator

[@pluviosity]

One of the prisoner got out and bought the gas station. That explains his shitty "Uncle".

[@khazz33]

Only Mark would pick a fight with a murderer in a locked room using a fire extinguisher

[@Danganronpa2024]

The skills he developed through Powerwash Simulator trained him for that moment. 🤣

[@harleyspeedthrust4013]

you haven't seen "the net"

[@AngelWingsYT]

mark: im gonna die right away i can feel it also mark: extinguishes first prisoner n gets beat up for it

[@huppuh9119]

“I don’t have time for injured prisoners right now, I’m doing a push up contest! 50 bucks is on the line!” Caring Mark - 2021

[@HeatBlaze02]

I love how easily he slipped back into "Papers, Please" mode when he was checking the new inmate's files.

[@jehnalualhati9692]

i was just thinking they lol when he said "Wait there's a discrepancy!"

[@jxte35asdf64]

You talkin to me?

[@twlight76]

"I'm going to pepper spray everybody." [Plays 'Power Wash Simulator' muzak]

[@ceilingfan1813]

that was my favorite part.

[@yemyem727]

just another work day

[@jxte35asdf64]

You talkin to me?

[@kenny4yourthots]

It’s little things like that that make me love Lixian’s editing.

[@yaro_sem]

29:49

[@x_pinecone]

I flipping laughed at the fact that they played the power washer music at 29:53 while Mark is pepper spraying the prisoners 😂😂

[@jacksonhancock5453]

Same

[@Dillsion1ALT]

I wish there was a solid series of simulator games we could watch. Drug sim, gas sim, and now prison sim are all series I would BINGE. listen. binge watch, for HOURS. Please continue these 🙏🙏🙏

[@timidblaze9790]

Mark: Literally beaten within an inch of his life on his first day. Also Mark: I feel good I am good, I am justice in this place.

[@user-sp5nl1kb8k]

Ok

[@user-sp5nl1kb8k]

Alright

[@user-sp5nl1kb8k]

Right

[@user-sp5nl1kb8k]

Correct

[@rozzybrand9351]

Mark: *starts to play several games about doing different careers* Barbie: Finally! A worthy opponent.... our battle will be LEGENDARY!!!

[@GalaxyGurl06000]

Was that the Barbie dream house game I watched pewds play that

[@Aloyus_Knight]

Why? Because both mark & ken don't have any junk down there?

[@cameronjennings1749]

Nah he would go against Jonny sins

[@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet]

Shaq and Barbie just standing there with their arms crossed like Dragon Ball antagonists.

[@meepnope4389]

BARBIE SIMULATOR!

[@TheSarcasticModerate]

Mark: “I feel like I haven’t really done any prison management today.” Also Mark: *clicks on every mini game and side quest in sight*

[@zkace]

29:51 Dammit, Lixian's editing and sense of humor is just so perfect, I bust my gut laughing at this

[@Hellscap3]

Things you don't want to hear before being shot: "God I hope these are rubber bullets!"

[@alexispeccon5077]

Mark "im gonna need more saves. Im not gonna be good at this " *not even 10 minutes later Mark: *extinguishes prisoner by choice and gets in a fight*

[@samsonguy10k]

Well, he was right. He wasn't good at it. But, he didn't get knocked out once during the riot.

[@presentlycrescent]

Mark walks into death row: “I guess this is where the entrance is”

[@prettykitty39]

I am only like 8 minutes in and I already had to paused because I am crying laughing. The way Mark's first prisoner went was hilarious.

[@danpp8]

I love how when Mark's is first pressured to use the "riot gun" the pro gamer instict immediately kicks in and he instantly goes for the head

[@_Mywizzle]

The way he tried to reject the first prisoner while getting abused was killing me 💀

[@COACHRUSO]

LITERALLY LMAOOOO

[@wfly81]

"I hope these are rubber bullets!" Starts doing head shots.

[@Sarril101]

I love how Lixian/Rad_r put the "Powerwash sim" music when Mark was spraying the prisoners 🤣

[@ferretforrest]

Oh man, we were just talking about how he's been playing all the simulators

[@bitcoin1072]

He’s gridding all the simulators

[@Ls-ui4es]

lol

[@bitcoin1072]

@Benjamin Milkman true

[@infernoblade6726]

Indeed

[@LlamaDude318]

@Holl ywood go away bot

[@carlosgear7626]

Markiplier: Atacks prisioner with a fire extintor. Prisioner: Fights back Markiplier: Surprised pikachu face

[@CaLypSO4456]

Lol

[@bim8950]

Item: is called a fire extinguisher This dude: EXTINTOR

[@thedripcritic9379]

@@bim8950 It extincts them, obviously

[@bim8950]

@@thedripcritic9379 you right

[@kenzocarbo5974]

I love how Markiplier is still playing lots of Random Games. He never changes and that's what I love so much about this KZbinr

[@enchanted-3636]

mark: "first day, i did well, i feel good" also mark: *down to a slither of health and gets brided*

[@alexsoares5739]

The satisfying music playing while Mark pepper sprayed those prisoners was way too funny. Lixian is a genius.

[@Danganronpa2024]

Mark playing darts: I don't know what this is about.. Also Mark: **Completely skips the rules, jumps into the game, and wins.**

[@Sumirevins]

Markiplier: *Drug Dealer Simulator* Also Markiplier: *Prison Simulator* Me: *I'm starting to see a pattern here.....*

[@zsurfer9798]

Mark: "I love these guys" Prisoner crime: Rape, Murder

[@Thepatientsadvice]

Prison Fact: You can actually apply to go to a different prison and in some areas, you can just pay to go to a better prison. Prisons also reject "applications" or prisoners based on their history with either the prison itself or just because of their criminal history. Remember prisons are generally run by corporations so it's all about money. Our incarceration system is less about restructuring behavior and more about making as much money as possible.

[@epicgamer-tc5gv]

As someone who isn't an American the idea of prisons being privately owned is like something out of a dystopian novel. It just seems like something that everyone would agree is a terrible idea

[@sgt.squeegee1720]

@@epicgamer-tc5gv Yeah its pretty terrible.

[@willp2906]

You didn't specifically mention the States so maybe you're referring to somewhere I don't know much about, but to say prisons are "generally" run by corporations is, at least in the U.S., heavily misleading at best and outright false at worst. Even at the height of private prison use in the States, the significant majority of prisoners have always been housed in government-controlled institutions. This isn't to say private prisons aren't an atrocity, but there's plenty of evidence for that without resorting to falsehoods.

[@mirelachudala8671]

wow! I didn't know that! Thanks for that fact :) @ADeitysRage How do you know how it works?

[@SovietRussia777]

They are NOT generally run by corporations there are very few private prisons in the US. Most are are fully government run

[@smittywerbenjagermanjensen9809]

Plot twist: "Prison Simulator" is actually the final mission of Drug Dealer Simulator.

[@mirelachudala8671]

hahaha maybe :)

[@samsonguy10k]

Serious glitch in paperwork made you a prison guard instead of inmate. Hell, I'd roll with it.

[@sidneysmith6698]

30:35 can we appreciate this modern day revolutionary who during the prison riot of the ages tries to beat down...the pull up bar

[@wesleykim6523]

Mark’s questioning of the Prisoner Application on 5:33 leaves me in stitches every time!

[@LonelySandwich]

The light above Marks head makes it look like he had a brilliant idea

[@pelicangamingmalaka5220]

No

[@zefluhdz2078]

No

[@clairecardwell6220]

yes

[@Gwapo]

Fun Fact: this verified steals other people's comments that isn't fun at all...

[@TCangie]

Or he's an angell

[@rileyb1823]

When Mark was spraying the fire extinguisher at the prisoner while he was attacking him, all I could think of was how much it reminded me of when people sometimes spritz water on their dogs when they misbehave

[@noblepuma6033]

thought they do that to cats

[@AALynx]

@@noblepuma6033 I'm a cat owner. Yes people use water spray bottles. But it isn't the only way. People who spray things at their animals are usually desperate or too lazy to work with the animals. There are so many other ways to manage 'bad' behavior that don't break down the trust between the animal and their people.

[@williamwells434]

I knew it would be a good video when Mark very quickly said "this is Crungo"

[@izzy8063]

At 30:06 DID HE JUST SALUTE HAHHA😂

[@rileystewart2798]

Mark: "It's about as close as I want to get to prison" Also Mark: "I DON'T WANT TO BE FREE!"

[@jxte35asdf64]

Stop talking to me...

@@jxte35asdf64 he was not, so why complain like he did?

[@yancy1209]

True

[@geekjokes8458]

LEAVE ME IN LUXURY

[@EndoClaw]

“Leave me in luxuryyyyyyyyyye”

[@braydenvucetic3768]

I love how he leaves all the doors open as he travels through the prison Reminds me of that meme: Dear prisoners, please don’t leave the prison :)

[@Foxtrot-51]

I think they closed behind him automatically.... atleast, I hope so

[@Kumergence]

Vincent Wirbicki I have played it, they dont

[@Foxtrot-51]

@@Kumergence uh oh

[@mattadorable]

mark saying he's been pepper-sprayed before and they don't want it made me realize his channel has made him surprisingly prepared for this scenario

[@norsefire20]

Mark: I don't have a lot of respect. Also Mark, 2 seconds later: *sprays literally the first guy he sees in the face with a fire extinguisher*

[@existentialcrisis8011]

Mark: The man who'll play EVERY SIMULATOR IN EXISTENCE

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@lookatthem3895]

@BILLIE SAYS DUH your song is trash

[@mandalorianwiththemandarin4339]

Can’t spell Markiplier without ‘Simulator Games’

[@WayCzennie127]

& that includes trashy one's. Lol! 😊😂

[@RinceWrenchski]

True

[@q0b216]

Mark: *stands there for half of his health to die down as he yells* **’WHOA WHOA THERE EZ THERE WHOA HO HEY HEY HO WHOA-‘**

[@ceejayrichards9840]

16:40 Mark: Oh HELL yeah, nut me up! dirty minds: 😂

[@bluebunanimates6590]

Lol he can't do that this month

[@bigchooch4434]

12:06 I love how that magazine is nowhere near the mag catch, he just jams it into the front trunnion

[@00kidney]

At first I thought it was gonna be a prison simulator from the point of view of an inmate. I mean, they should totally do that, maybe you could try to escape or form a gang. Is there a game like that?

[@timjennings9337]

The escapists I believe

[@user-ei7fq4re2g]

A way out

[@SquatSmack]

Hard Time

[@personwhohasayoutubechannel3]

A realistic prison simulator from the viewpoint of an inmate? I hope you enjoy boring repetitive conversation about what you could be doing for hours on end in a small room with no privacy and hard surfaces. The way jail/ prison is portrayed in media is far removed from the way it actually is. It's incredibly boring. And hateful.

[@edgarvega5859]

Prison Architect Escape mode

[@jetu9028]

Character: Harmless Crime: Murder I don't think this adds up, chief!

[@Drakeawake]

One of the prisoners name was Marmless Hurder if I'm not mistaken lol

[@lemonywater2979]

He got all the aggression out with that murder. Now he's a lovely man.

[@walfman100]

It could have been a crime of passion, like when a husbands walks in on his wife cheating on his kind of deal

[@jordan999fire]

I work in a jail and we had an inmate that shot and killed his wife, and shot and wounded his two children. He was one of our nicest inmates. Kept to himself. Was always polite. Never asked for anything. Never complained.

[@masterofmadness4821]

Maybe he was drunk?

[@mr.n7620]

2:38 "i dont have alot of respect" proceeds to blasted a fire extinguisher in the face of the first guy he sees

[@adamd.3571]

"REJECT, YOU'RE REJECTED!" had me crying laughing

[@Godrocks1998]

The amount of simulators out there of weird shit is astonishing and even more so that Mark takes time out of his day to play them and actually enjoys them 😂😂

[@slosandwich7287]

Lol

[@This_account_never_existed]

Oh you mean like chair flucking simulator

[@26mic5]

I make extremely entertaining videos. I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

[@sheep5403]

There's even a priest simulator, though it isn't out yet but I would love to see Mark play it once it does.

[@ghostgoneish9881]

@Holl ywood ok

[@rosalind2017]

Prisoner: I miss my family. :( Mark: -blasts him with a fire extinguisher, beats him up, and denies him- Prisoner 2: I'm gonna mess some people up. >:) Mark: Yeah, okay. -accepts without issue-

[@elizabeth-yx8yo]

the most realistic gameplay of what its like being an American cop, 10/10.

[@EldurThePaladin]

Mark: *Searches up Simulator Games, expecting to find games as janky and bad as Skyscraper Simulator* Also Mark: *Instead finds games not only he's genuinely enjoying, but we are as well*

[@mulyra]

"Wow, first day man. I feel good, did good..." he says while if vision is red and he most likely abandoned an poor, injured prisoner for a "push-up contest" he was so right!

[@26mic5]

I make extremely entertaining videos. I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

[@ghostgoneish9881]

@@26mic5 ok

[@thek2despot426]

Push-up contest? 🤔

[@mulyra]

@@thek2despot426 he said pushups instead of barebell

[@LordyT34]

Next month: "Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Simulator simulator"

[@samsonguy10k]

Funny thing is, he kinda did that with Five Nights at Freddy's Ultimate Custom Night. Toy Freddy playing Five Nights at Mr. Hugs.

[@ashrahn2922]

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT MARKS SCARY GOOD AIM WITH THE GUN!!! I THINK I ONLY SAW 1 MISS!

[@erinohara5748]

When this fully comes out, please please play more! I choked on my popcorn from laughing too much

[@Ihatetechnology]

I remember playing this game, it's remarkable how accurate it is in certain areas. I worked as a prison guard for 3 years and saw a lot of familiar things, mostly regarding security checks, work call and shake downs. I hope the best for the developer, but this game gave me a bit of anxiety due to it's accuracy, so I will only be experiencing it through let's plays.

[@Artistic_CMR]

Mark: Oh, I’m sorry *continues to hit prisoner with nightstick*

[@Parabolicent]

Wow, at 32:32 Mark sounds like Duke Nukem! "Not on my watch Baby!" 😮

[@official.izanami]

- "How was your first day at work?" - "I sprayed someone with a fire extinguisher and he started punching me." - "Meh, sounds like a normal Tuesday."

[@princessego5568]

I can only hope Mark's simulator kick never ever ends! There are almost COUNTLESS simulators (varying in quality, of course), so he's got a lot of questionable and potentially fun content to work with.

[@PrinceNoah07]

I was watching this with my cat in my lap. I was trying so hard not to laugh but I couldn’t help it and she jumped off. Why must you be so entertaining

[@Evan-et3wf]

Lixian playing the powerwash theme during the pepper spraying is the best thing ever 29:51

[@PabloEskobar_Official]

I’m really hoping that Mark will play games with Bob and Wade again. Their chemistry is just so amazing.

[@SierraAAM]

I believe they're trying to work something out currently, because when they played together earlier it was part of the Three Peens In A Pod podcast, and after they dropped it for Distractible which doesn't include gaming sessions, they committed to it and struggled to find time to game together because their schedules got tighter, especially when Mark was in Canada filming Edge Of Sleep, then working on Heist 2, and then went to Texas to film and direct In Space with Markiplier, so it was very hard for them to find any time for games. That's what I heard from Wade in one of his Twitch streams at least.

[@randomisaac5959]

Wasn't it confirmed he was filming In Space with Markiplier or whatever?

[@judestarbabypup]

@@SierraAAM ISWM IS "Heist 2" 😅 but yeah, that's pretty much the situation and I HOPE they will stream together again soon I miss it so much 😭😭 I want them to play Void Train ✨

[@SierraAAM]

@@judestarbabypup Thanks for the info! The naming got me confused given a project named "In Space with Markiplier" shouldn't normally be referred to as a sequel to another show with a completely different name. Also, *MARK AND THE BOYS ARE PLAYING VOID TRAIN TOGETHER RN!* The mighty 3 peens are reunited agains!

[@PabloEskobar_Official]

@@SierraAAM thank you!

[@jaredjohnson3436]

Anybody else notice that new prisoner at the start was “harmless” and convicted for murder

[@captain_solo1929]

then tryed to kill mark

[@cass6082]

Probably a 3rd degree murder then, though I find it hard to believe since he attacked Mark after being sprayed

[@Xafar_Vahn3]

Wow - I have no idea who you are, but that will possibly change because what I just watched is what my soul needs. Hilarious and satisfying to listen to and watch. The lack of explicit language is nice , despite my immaturity and unintentional bad choice of words and actions. The music cuts were "lmao" moments for me (this is a step above "lol" for me: I don't know why I explained that)... Anyways, I set my phone down for a good amount of time, but I'm back, and am going to end this now. New, curious fan I am and I watched the Streamer Sim video, too, while typing this and will spare my time from doing this again, by writing here - Hilarious! Short version: HILARIOUS! A kid on a scooter once said 3 words. These words were conjured from the highest state of joy and pleasure, theoretically, the human mind could ever experience! Today, my new friend, I can say I have experienced a moment of personal satisfaction equal of, created from your video; I have 3 words for you -"THAT WAS LEGITNESS!"

[@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro]

That was the strangest essay I have ever read.

[@loganorcutt0728]

I like that Marks immediate response to a prisoner is to spray him with a fire extinguisher.

[@timfangrad5173]

Mark: "I've been pepper sprayed before you don't want none" Unnus Annus Fans: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Luigiismyboo]

Mark playing any simulator that isn’t Power Washing Simulator: This isn’t as good as Power Washing Simulator

[@eeza]

Wanna give props to Rachel and Lixian for amping up the comedy in this video. Placing the music you guys use in Powerwash Simulator in that pepper spraying moment is just chef's kiss

[@TeraAtomic]

I haven't laughed this hard in forever, the fire extinguisher part got me LMAO

[@GreatDeath52]

Mark: *sprays prisoner in the face with a fire extinguisher* Prisoner: *obviously gets angry and depends himself* Mark: "why is this prisoner being so aggressive?"

[@lustibali6277]

*Chaos everywhere in the prison* Mark: It's because i let that guy have needles...

[@panalaizquierda6583]

The way that Mark got caught off guard at 1:22 when the prisoner attempted to communicate a thought is what made my night feel complete

[@Kaitri]

can you imagine a single guard running around the jail, being chased by ONE inmate, screaming "please leave me alone, help me someone!"

[@sierra4345]

"Prisoner Simulator" *flashbacks from the prison segment on a heist with markiplier*

[@tearez13]

"Why would you choose the helicopter if you didn't know how to fLY IT!!!!!!!" "Break out? Of this place?"

[@tnshunter9033]

@@tearez13 why would anyone, wanna break out?

[@lacyharvey5594]

@@tnshunter9033 The outside world trembles in fear.

[@Paan891]

@@lacyharvey5594 Thinking they slip up they'll get locked up in here

[@tnshunter9033]

@@Paan891 you're killing yourself, just to make ends meet

[@-Komakaze]

Mark: "Ever wanted to go to prison?" Me "I didn't wanna be freeeee then they said there's no Yancyyyyyy"

[@deadpoolsmum5666]

I'm just saying Mark's voice is so soothing I love to just fall asleep listening to him. Love the vids

[@danielwhatarethose]

Prisoner: help me smuggle drugs Mark: what's the worst that can happen? Prison riot and heavy artillery air strikes

[@desertfox20]

33:45 Prisoner: "I miss my family..." Mark: Illegal! ESTINGUISHER!