I TEST YOUR TERRIBLE AWFUL NO-GOOD EMBARRASSING BRIDGES | Poly Bridge 2

Poly Bridge 2 lets me build the bridges of my dreams. However YOU JERKS design the bridges of my nightmares. At least they're kinda funny...
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[@ShadowdaHedgie11]

75% of the designs: Where we're going, we don’t need roads.

[@syna6622]

So true

[@dataredacted001]

Bact to the future 2

[@ShadowdaHedgie11]

@@dataredacted001 hooray you got the reference

[@Spartan-hg7ej]

Exactly

[@kepherd6645]

Back To The Future more like Back To The Drawing Board

[@lysandish3265]

Mark: *actually complimenting a well thought out design* Fans: L o *o* -p-

[@beeftastesliketoenails94]

The *l o o p* beckons.

[@kevenlacy428]

Mark is more like PULLLLLL

[@bayareasportsfan04]

More like *J U M P*

[@keenanspletstoser2905]

@@beeftastesliketoenails94 more like B R E A K S M A S H

[@madmonsterbbb9131]

Loop-de-loops DO NOT *W O R K*

[@freeze_zane0691]

25:16 "I did it! I did it. How did you guys ma-" -Markiplier's last words before utter disappointment

[@Sushidog2005]

LMAO

[@harrisonmoore3841]

This whole video in a nutshell

[@vidhoard]

31:08 One of my favorite things to think about in this video is that this was during a livestream so he just screamed "LIXIAN NOOOOO" and then just had to act like nothing happened

[@froggycheckers]

💀💀💀

[@wren4now904]

YO I JUST GOT TO LEAVE THE 1000th LIKE MY SOUL IS COMPLETE

[@kieran101yes]

I mean, even if it's not a livestream, Mark has to do the acting and Lixian just edits around that.

[@vidhoard]

@@wren4now904 noiceee

[@vidhoard]

@kieran101yes right but usually he's alone in his office. Not in front of an audience of live viewers. 😂

[@allinory]

This is what teaching in elementary school feels like

[@CynthiaMcKeen]

That is why I will never be a teacher

[@taylorbritt499]

"this is awful and you should feel bad" *8 year old runs away crying*

[@PrayingForTheMeteor]

Mood.

[@sarahthumm3162]

This is what any teacher feels like at some point

[@dbzboi8389]

I’m kid but I’m like the smartest in my class I got adhd so it might be why and if you don’t know why I said adhd might make me smarter is adhd gives you talents I’m good at math also I found a loop hole so 25 + 25 = 50 so it’s be the same just with more digits so 25000 + 25000 = 50000

[@Cassiopea]

Mark in here: "Damn I'm a genius" Mark in Minecraft videos: "I'm starting to believe I might be an idiot"

[@whish67]

@@equalizedbucket2006 Raft: I'M a genius and all of YOU are idiots!

[@Lotus-sp6cu]

The Moods™

[@brenda256]

the duality of the markimoo moo

[@ThatoneGuy-wb2nj]

Perfectly balanced as all things should.

[@fueselwe]

31:35 "It's got a little flappy dangle but maybe the love's there" -Markiplier, 2020

[@gun_violence_gaming]

.........OH SH-

[@Raindrop199]

I died laughing

[@Mystsprit]

that’s what she said

[@qfcbv]

"oooőōűUOOÕŒØH"

[@weird_0]

42:50 the way mark was so proud of himself and halfway through it just collapses and his "oh god please no" had me rolling and crying.

[@lexaiuskenjiro5867]

I was actually believing in him. Big sad

[@HSamee]

Years of academy training wasted.

[@may.k222]

“Mark being disappointed in his fans for 48 minutes straight”

[@Mabra51]

*48

[@oaksynia7353]

@@Mabra51 48 minutes and 38 seconds*

[@may.k222]

Okay damn I didn’t realize ppl would come for me for not being precise💀

[@bradleymorgan8223]

I love the hydraulic bridges that just slowly and elegantly rip themselves apart

[@imaginewagons4299]

Reminds me of myself

[@randyescauriaga2575]

r/ihadastroke

[@jensenjulich7084]

I love the bridges that just collapse all at once really, really fast

[@harutoSpring]

time stamp

[@pixelartkid7965]

@@harutoSpring every level with hydraulics

[@chasemeadows6176]

20:16 I love that it takes him a second to realize what it is. Never change, Mark

[@PCrailfan3790]

@Kaylyn Machala you don’t want to know please don’t look it up

[@kylethewolf]

​@@PCrailfan3790but it's just "big pussу", isn't it?

[@bigendered]

WHAT IS IT

[@smwatertasteslikewater]

@@bigenderedvulva I think

[@Person7503]

​@@bigenderedThat thing that everyone says smells fishy.

[@theninjakid1430]

5:50, That counts 13:01, This is where I lost breath 21:33, You tried 26:59, Good effort 31:07, Best bridge yet 34:55, That was actually ingenius

[@genericalias5742]

“I don’t think you understood the prompt…” is one of the funniest things in this video because it actually makes him sound like a teacher grading an assignment.

[@deadpooldealsdamage]

Bridge maker: ‘F in chat’ Mark: _‘Finchat.’_

[@awmehgoddd]

Mark Edward Finchat

[@Plusle843]

Finnish chat?

[@jamesc.2743]

"Finch at"

[@Plusle843]

@@jamesc.2743 At whom? X)

[@AirLight1646]

I say Finchat now a lot instead of F in chat

[@meyvv881]

mark: i dont have 5 ovens anymore. me: no, impossible

[@ghoulishtheories7979]

He secretly has 6 now. Mark stays upgrading. 🐸☕️

[@MrRods]

Shit

[@MrRods]

The king has fallen

[@Bennieboy918]

We are downgrading

[@meyvv881]

@@ghoulishtheories7979 ow shit u close to 69 lmao

[@Serasia]

My dad studied engineering in college, but eventually became a philosophy professor. A story he likes to tell is about an engineering class he was in where he and most of the other students goofed off. The professor was irritated and said, “if you make a mistake in here, it’s okay, but you make a mistake out there, your bridge collapses!”

[@iamzeubermensch917]

36:30 Mark: "I'm going to put you in detention." Student: "You'll never catch me alive!"

[@nicholascubides2035]

"There's an infinite amount of incorrect solutions and you have found all of them"

[@spicykermit5684]

He underestermates us...

[@lordbanetheplayer8844]

Sounds Michael Reevey

[@its_queenkaitlyn6530]

*reads this comment right as he says it*

[@spleens4200]

When

[@explosionatr3153]

Likes are at 666 and I’m gonna leave it at that

[@rwaitwhat]

"Engineering Professor Getting More and More Disappointed While Grading First Year Papers" is surprisingly hilarious to watch. I would like more please.

[@ThePatxiao]

reminds me of a joke I heard where a bunch of Engineering professors get on a plane and are then told it was made by one of their students. All but one of the professors haul ass. The last one says, if it was made by his students, he has no worries, cause no way this fucker is going to take off

[@shadowfoxy9591]

Yeah 😂

[@weshouldhavenukedjapanathi8369]

@@ThePatxiao I loved that

[@Arcturus_Reaper]

@@ThePatxiao Damn thats a good one. Take my like good sir.

[@rensutra5880]

Pat Xiao HAHAHAHA

[@ianfairfield8373]

37:57 - 39:20 just feels like a crumble of laughter as Mark tries to understand road

[@latexbeep]

28:42 "it'll be called the hug" The hug: maliciously does the opposite of hugging

[@christopherwebster6354]

Alternate title: 'Twitch Stream Audience Tortures Man Who Could Have Been an Engineer for 48 Minutes.'

[@mikeratomn3475]

Another one: Mark reviews children's bridge designs

[@Okaj_Eckin]

😂😂😂

[@deathbringerdraws4164]

Lmao so true.

[@Peter1Griffin1001]

he couldve been an engineer *sobs in bathtub*

[@dogwithabeard2612]

I fear the possibility of him becoming an engineer.

[@kayborder4940]

This is as close to an engineer as Mark will ever get

[@Lisa-td2wr]

at the pull bridge one you noticed why he didnt become an engineer

[@Kuvoa]

This reminds me of when I took engineering classes in high school absolutely boring lmao

[@professionalpainthuffer]

I think this might be as close to engineering as he wants to get lmao

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

Well he has said before “maybe it’s a good thing I didn’t become an engineer”

[@amandaclark9302]

Ur funny

[@Outanower]

As someone that actually studied physics and engineering in university, this was hard to watch

[@skykrasher4475]

I’m an aerospace engineering major. I feel your pain.

[@Pressure_Point]

31:42 Lost it at this part. The seemingly good design brings our hopes up just for us to realize that it doesn't have any roads

[@mayadaniello848]

Whenever one of the bridges fail, Mark sounds like a disappointed dad who’s also not surprised.

[@diamondbeater8121]

LIXIAN NOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo

[@Bennieboy918]

2500 SUBSCRIBERS WITH NO VIDEO CHALLENGE reported

[@cinamick2114]

his moderators kinda dont know how create a bridge but they were just trying to impress him

[@cooldude56g]

"huuuh... I always knew it would come to this."

[@whyyaxis9750]

2500 SUBSCRIBERS WITH NO VIDEO CHALLENGE reported

[@maxthedeadthing]

to quote my english teacher: “if breathing was voluntary, most of y’all would be dead”

[@awmehgoddd]

I actually kind of enjoy the prospect of an English teacher using "'y'all" like that.

[@maxthedeadthing]

awmehgoddd i live in tennessee and he’s from georgia so it’s kind of hard not to :P

[@angelbyte]

@@maxthedeadthing You will ALWAYS here y'all everywhere in Tennessee XD At least where I live-

[@draky7953]

@@@angelbyte *hear Just in case you need more English in your life.

[@hUh--]

@@draky7953 (the fact that you put an extra @ is triggering my inner perfectionist...and I hate it so much and I don't know why ;-;)

[@nicotimeyt]

KZbin evil for recommending this today lol

[@zocker2586]

34:52 I haven't laughed so hard in so long 'til this magnificent moment

[@kloownkoosey501]

This whole video is just mark being a high school teacher marking papers

[@nightfox183]

This is how it still is marking college papers tbh.

[@zoeyhanson3882]

You Right

[@05TE]

I read that as "school teacher being high" and it still checked out.

[@normaloperations3484]

Then he is the best B- (I don’t know what that is in numbers but I don’t care) for a failed designe thus he could get you through you’re year because he only gives high marks

[@rattatoowiiuwu1402]

*u right*

[@augurly]

His designs are really good. He could have been an engineer.

[@SStarry_Days]

Michael Arellano Hi are you a *SIMP*

[@ThatOneMurro]

Michael Arellano Hi are you a *SIMP*

[@XG-OFFICIAL-59]

@Michael Arellano Hi are you a SIMP

[@MiamiMochi]

He did go to college for engineering and almost got a master's degree.

[@jacobrookey3284]

JJ CooL r/woosh

[@jbussey5301]

@17:35 a prime example of how 2020 rolled in.

[@goosifyed9717]

"people might mistake me for some kind of a masochist" mark- 2021 30:09

[@kristoferschirmacher7232]

In another uni verse where Mark is an engineer: “Bridge engineer, Mark Fishbach, kills 976 civilians due to bridge collapse”

[@TsuladanGaming]

In that universe Jack is running Cloak all by himself.

[@carlosdafox21]

Fish

[@ThrashMetallix]

When reached for a comment, he replied simply with "I'm a junyus."

[@audoldends6799]

I’d believe the universe where mark is a structural engineer

[@realdragon]

"Aparently bridge was designed by his student and the beams were in shape of penis"

[@epiclogic3074]

The scariest thing about this video isn’t the bridges It’s the fact that mark said, he didn’t have 5 ovens anymore

[@Greadiux]

43:35

[@raniellelopez5653]

I lost my will to laugh after i heard that

[@Bennieboy918]

1:22

[@Reaper-gg3fg]

True horror...

[@emmawillis353]

MARK DOESNT HAVE 5 OVENS ANY MORE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@MajronStudios]

5:23 I love that it takes a second for Mark to realize and laugh at a word he says 1 million times per video.

[@possomboy3663]

20:21 Get your mind out of the gutter Mark, it’s just a big coffee bean😂

[@SuzakuGame]

Alternate Title: Mark's Community Attempts to Break Him for 48 Minutes

[@johnowlgem9264]

and from the looks of it succeeds

[@daggerdagger9470]

I would have clicked this in a heartbeat

[@fortressandroidpldn9758]

Breaking mark in record time?

[@secretarybird459]

That grandma started it all.

[@matthewihrig1014]

Alternate alternate title “Mark has several mental breakdowns in lees than an hour”

[@thatcrystalpie]

Mark 10% of the time: that's really good! Mark 90% of the time: *wHAT IS THAT‽*

[@PhilosopherInsomniac]

Much respect for the use of the Interrobang.

[@ventusios6978]

97%*

[@lesliecox2257]

I love the instant faces of confusion he makes

[@Redbikemaster]

100% of the time: 𝓘'𝓶 𝓪 𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼

[@Redbikemaster]

@@PhilosopherInsomniac ikr. It's cool to see someone use it

[@xelloe]

mark: I'm a engineer genius also mark: using coat hanger plastic as a replacement for a strong metal pin.

[@TubaNinja099]

200 IQ junyus right there

[@joshc5613]

to be fair, that was DURING college. nobody is a genius DURING college

[@skykrasher4475]

In his defense, he did biomedical engineering, not mechanical.

[@blakfire4495]

well you know if it works we're good (that never works)

[@UnKnown-hf4mi]

5:56 Task Failed successfully

[@starwarsinfo5378]

“What kinda idiots made these” That would be your fans, Mark, that’s us idiots

[@ahfreshair9242]

F r o n k

[@samanthathomas9435]

Very funny idiots

[@blue_rogue2324]

Us creatures

[@shadowfoxy9591]

At least we're funny idiots 😂

[@Jalbesbe]

I see Mark has been watching a lot of Michael Reeves

[@JoseManuelCigoySegura7239]

Mark audience be like: We didn't fail, we just discovered infinte ways on how not to make a bridge

[@joyfreg2337]

Yeeah making it easier for people to know the right way... i mean right? the more wrong we know the more right looks correct.

[@thegrindcoreenthusiast7293]

I Was The 666th Liker

[@bonnieshenton9426]

.

[@claifers1841]

We didn’t fail We simply did not win

[@sevience1300]

My vids are alot like Markiplier's vids

[@exodiusgames6021]

"I don't know how you keep finding new ways to fail." Me, looking back at most of Mark's catalog, especially any puzzle game: We learned from the best.

[@msthatiamjrdkneice]

Some people understood the assignment. Other people did *not* understand the assignment. The majority of people seemingly did understand the assignment, and yet, they purposely chose to not do it.

[@mentlegenpooty9711]

Alternate title: Engineering Teacher Mark loses hope as he grades his students' projects.

[@rhiannonphoenix5426]

I like this title very accurate A+

[@sliceofvie2381]

10/10

[@thetableoflegend9814]

I like this narrative

[@bonnieshenton9426]

Stoole

[@Zack_Zander]

There are a few good students... And there are... "those students"

[@CaydeSmax]

roads ? where we're going we don't need, roads. . .

[@SuperiorPotater]

This is my favorite comment on KZbin

[@ultraforce7958]

Love that movie, even its sequels

[@fatpiss69420]

ah shit, here we go again

[@somerandombacon9749]

Chicken.

[@galekenig9907]

Wait a minute doc, you tell me you built a time machine, from A DALORIAN?

[@Underutilized]

Their determination to make a loop is unmatched

[@silvervalentine5942]

I always come back to this when I need a good chuckle. Mark's reactions to everything on top of the ridiculous bridges makes for a great feel better comfort video

[@LegoLordPro]

Everyone: "tRuSt Me, I'm An EnGinEeR" Mark: *losing his sanity one bridge idea at a time*

[@demoku8949]

Legolord Productions stfu

[@aarontuck492]

Yep.

[@aarontuck492]

To the losing sanity part.

[@pichibomb475]

DemokuPlays YT what did he do to you?

[@micahthesir5305]

Until he becomes caveman mark

[@Gartoons]

Marks bridges: a masterpiece Marks fans bridges: the definition of "Thar She Blows"

[@smalcoyote1110]

Everbody abandon bridge! She's going down!

[@xsvggoblin9948]

Best comment right here

[@thetrashking459]

The genuine distress he starts to feel just makes it so much better

[@andrewhazen5569]

43:09. Markiplier's look of defeat as the bridge collapses. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@goose1773]

"It's an express route down to Neptune himself" sounds like a card against humanity card

[@burrgurrandfrie8053]

My dog? It’s an express route to Neptune himself

[@pattonkesselring4247]

Nep what?

[@iamYOU550]

card against humanity card

[@pattonkesselring4247]

@@iamYOU550 sounds neppin hilarious. (Someone please get this joke.)

[@TweekLudwig]

Hi, this is Jim from accounting. We noticed a $1,200 charge labeled: "It's an express route down to Neptune himself". Can you explain?

[@jun1purr889]

Mark: "It's gonna be called the hug" My last two braincells: *because it rhymes with grug*

[@aarontuck492]

Croods reference. I like it.

[@colossalidiot]

nice reference, I forgot that movie existed until I saw this

[@juniejunebug]

we share that braincell

[@trashhuman7774]

Rare reference me like

[@zippywippy222]

omg i was thinking the same thing when he said that!

[@andromeda4655]

I love how mark doesn’t realize that given freedom, his fans want nothing more than to create chaos to make him laugh and react to

[@MajronStudios]

42:45 Markiplier actually gave up a level, and is now using his fans as a way to make it to the next level.

[@eldriopossum]

this video has the energy of a tired dad trying and failing to help his children with homework

[@itsvhere4327]

Dad Energi

[@ilikerice2454]

I would like this comment but it's at 420

[@ilikerice2454]

So apparently 3 people liked this comment while I wrote the other comment

[@cartersmith6628]

This is probably what it’d be like to have Mark as a high school engineering teacher

[@schilson1]

I would love that

[@Rainbowcat445]

This would be preferable to my actual high engineering teacher lmao

[@corrina3024]

45:22 I enjoy the jiggle physics when the bridge hits the ambulance 😂

[@KayzIdeas]

3 years later and my face still hurts from laughing. We really need a follow up stream.

[@BlizzCraftTheFirst]

“Hi. Welcome to poly bridge. This is a game where you build a bridge.” What an intro

[@sharkdisentance3363]

It's called "quality". Don't judge.

[@RotcodFox]

This comment is such BS

[@nighmarespiritx1248]

Yeah don't judge

[@eriksonfarmer1734]

It's a statement that 90% of the suggestions do not understand.

[@rjheiselt1222]

And yet so many ppl didn’t seem to understand that’s what the game was

[@pidialski]

there’s two types of people. people who simp for mark and people who makes loops.

[@jaygay6576]

And one person that actually makes a bridge.

[@strangewayfaringstranger]

I do neither so idk wtf you are talking about.

[@connerbidlack6401]

@@strangewayfaringstranger I think you didn't watch the video

[@keris8708]

And then there are people who dont build roads

[@alexclark7347]

And pp makers

[@MajronStudios]

24:29 Never put a budget on safety!

[@redengineer4521]

19:23 i have to imagine this with the breaking sound from the lego games

[@axlcantrell8540]

"P stands for Pull." How many things does P stand for? The saga continues.

[@LDaniel_BDuce]

* Someone who’s a year to late * “When did P come into the equation?”

[@mimauru]

p stans for pins

[@beeb4439]

P for pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[@raidaridi5375]

P stands for: pull push pick peel pin phil philipines *pEe* pen *POOOOOP* perk pat pit pitball *pAy AlL yOuR mOnEy* pan pack poll pitch poor pool *PERRY THE PLATYPUS* i am too weak after saying perry the platypus

[@vanessasim111]

P is for power

[@MaccyCheeze]

Person:tries to make f in chat Markiplier: *F* *I* *N* *C* *H* *A* *T*

[@youraunt]

ＦＩＮＣＨＡＴ

[@Reaper-gg3fg]

A shark's favorite type of chat...

[@maevemilless4561]

That’s what I read too at first until he said f in chat

[@Resi1ience]

38:01 there aren't any *_ROAAADS_*

[@rock3531]

38:17 hey that’s me

[@Un1cide]

Rock

[@Madnessmeme]

Rock

[@EchoesFromCorn]

Rock

[@marvmarv5629]

Rock

[@RoshuWater]

Alternate title: Mark has a mental breakdown because people can't make bridges

[@Max-xy2ex]

No one's responded yet so I'm going to so you can see how many likes you got.

[@icemagiciangh3268]

I love that Lixian added Seán’s scream for the van falling

[@yevenlu3243]

Timestamp, plz.

[@totallyoriginalusername1791]

Ok I stomped a clock

[@norielleserato]

@@yevenlu3243 31:49 ??? It sounded like him to me I guess

[@lostsouls1919]

@@norielleserato it is, it's from the video where he did nothing but change shirts, and scream at clips of his videos

[@pq1282]

It’s not his scream

[@drohit1207]

5:22 is my favourite moment of this vid lol, just the few seconds before the joke hits

[@cartersmith5840]

8:54 The sequel we never asked for.

[@zerochaos7]

I feel like Marks reactions are those of every structural engineering teacher looking at new students' first project. Things like "you skipped the tutorial" = "you didn't look at the book" or "it hurts my brain" = "It hurts my brain".

[@daniiiqwq]

i could not feel my lungfa

[@staying_silent]

"You didn't even try. Well, no, the problem is you _did_ try. This clearly takes a lot of effort, but you just didn't try."

[@hUh--]

_Did not try to make a bridge_

[@lmurphy2203]

I feel like this was the most dad moment of the whole video

[@stevenlundvall6411]

as jacksepticeye once said (i think it was him) "don't try so hard that this happens"

[@zapereo5125]

36:39

[@dolopdieren]

"I didn't fail. I just found 10.000 ways that won't work. " -Thomas Edison

[@thedelbanator4146]

The genuine laughs mark had during this is what made this video so good. His reactions are always hilarious and entertaining to watch. Especially when it's something as funny as letting his viewers make shitty bridges for him to test.

[@rwpanther11]

This will forever be my favorite video I’ve ever seen.

[@averydavis9834]

I remember watching this live and thought: "I can't wait to see Lixian's edits"

[@khamisah5264]

Its same

[@MajimmyTheOne]

Lixian is the best

[@neighborlytoad-3938]

lmao me tooooo

[@brandonchan5387]

I'm literally crying with laughter from 27:00 onwards

[@Dani-qu8jc]

Ikr samme

[@zorgonvoir6896]

Markiplier: 42:06 Me: Yea you just need a little bit... Yea... I'll just... Go... You know... Like i left the oven on... Yea... Cya... The bridge: *Falls* Me: Actually...

[@ecstasy8225]

underrated comment

[@zorgonvoir6896]

I agree, what a loser ri- wait hold up-

[@kaydakitty3566]

8:11 I don’t know why but this is my favorite part

[@snifferdawg3607]

Mark: builds bridges like a pro Fans: “HeHe car go boom”

[@snifferdawg3607]

@@parasitedotzip Indeed

[@lordfelidae4505]

More like ‘sploosh.

[@willtheshyguy]

Hehe car go blub

[@wildoo9870]

46:40

[@hesleden264]

more like car go crash

[@lwright9690]

Mark: "actually trying to build bridges" Other players: *pee* Moderators: this is fine.

[@Kaunoe]

The moderators fueled the chaos and I love it

[@UsmanMalik-jo8rg]

Hey! I remember you! You were in a How 2! How to survive on deserted island!

[@Grayies]

@@UsmanMalik-jo8rg click him if you remeber him

[@Grayies]

@Ivan Varela I-

[@Grayies]

@Ivan Varela rip-

[@karson3180]

When people don’t know how physics work 33:50

[@funnyname2518]

This seems like marks personal heaven and personal hell at the same time some how

[@karleyfin7299]

I'm so tempted to have my dad watch this since he is an actual engineer and is working on a bridge right now

[@mutantmaster1]

At least time how long it takes for him to loss his sanity

[@nicholaskaplan3802]

Yes please

[@meowmers3259]

please do

[@bulletkingaming2808]

This gon be fun xD

[@Gabi-vt4ex]

Please provide us with updates after he watched it

[@KittyKatty999]

"YOU BUILT NO ROADS!!" Living in the countryside in a nutshell.

[@shinigami_samurai7058]

Mate all of wales be like (BTW for all the Americans reading wales is in the UK).

[@cooldude2722]

37:57

[@shanejohnson4180]

@@shinigami_samurai7058 You underestimate the 1% of people who know common sense in America. I, an American intellectual, understand what comprises the United Kingdom. But you are correct. 99% of us don't even know what the Leinster flag looks like.

[@shinigami_samurai7058]

@@shanejohnson4180 i thank you for your intellect

[@shanejohnson4180]

@@shinigami_samurai7058 I must thank you for such. Not many people believe there are many intelligent people in America, due to our shitty education system.

[@SeenAGreatLight]

Mark: "P stands for Pull." Narrator: *Unfortunately for Mark, P also stood for Push.*

[@FearTheMushroomChildren]

“The hug” has always made me burst out laughing when the driver hits their head

[@nos249]

Mark: make bridges Chat: **makes horrible, terrible, no good, very bad bridges** Also chat: c o m i d e e

[@camo6465]

34:55 is the perfect example of “it’s not stupid if it works” lol

[@seanreedhere9393]

Or “you used the wrong formula but somehow got the right answer”

[@InternetAntagonist]

or "He's a little confused, but he got the spirit"

[@atharputra538]

Or "i stapled my balls to the table again"

[@ihavenonamestilldonthaveon8970]

@@atharputra538 you're a little confused too, but you got the spirit

[@unknownvariable2456]

Or "don't knock it till you try it"

[@MajronStudios]

33:40 Markiplier is getting tired of looking at all the failures and is just eyeballing it.

[@GamingForeverEpic]

I love how chat on one of their first hydraulic levels immediately used hydraulics like they were supports and just made them the centrepiece for their entire build and they just collapsed immediately

[@calltheshibas9534]

17:19 ‘It was called the Droop Snoot’ ‘The Droop Snoot?’ ‘The snoot drooped’ ‘The snoot drooped?’ ‘The snoot went droop’

[@Dr.pepper457]

The droop snoop

[@user-rd1tn8qm7t]

Snoot droop

[@pioneer1131]

the snoop would, droop

[@nicodoumic5305]

@@Dr.pepper457 The droop snoot?

[@FancyMarkDaPony]

The droot snoop

[@Petrichorfull]

I still rewatch this video a lot because I love how clear it is that his community is just trying to make him laugh. They don’t care about the game, they just want to see Mark smile, it’s so wholesome.

[@sirbreadstick]

You say try to make him laugh but have you considered some try to make him triggered?

[@sara4024]

Yeah I think they're just trying to piss him off

[@Kaunoe]

Same, we all share a collective brain cell and it’s beautiful.

[@vesse007]

Mark babysitting for 48 minutes and 38 seconds

[@spacaristen3414]

37:34 i was honestly more disappointed that it broke before reaching the end than them making a road to the water

[@roxyspamcake]

The sentence "it's an express route down to Neptune himself" gave me a good chuckle, I'm gonna have to remember that one

[@exoticpotatoe5284]

True

[@mustangthekitten7765]

When did he say that

[@maddiedeleon5485]

@@mustangthekitten7765 8:07

[@caedlittler2149]

The character willingly driving off cliffs: *MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING.*

[@jakattack117]

I just want to say during this video I've come to realize that if it wasnt for lixian and his editing I wouldn't get as much enjoyment. Dont get me wrong mark is good on his own but their interactions and the editing just makes it so much better

[@Pkmn_mlp_sonic_fnaf_fan]

37:07 yEeT

[@underthybed1637]

Mark: "I don't have 5 ovens anymore" Everyone:Shame

[@laurenking4979]

He just has 6 now 😌

[@camaradecarter]

@MarkDiesAlot mk

[@ZerokirbyShow1]

He exchanged them for 16 buckets.

[@stanmarsh7890]

@@ZerokirbyShow1 This is canon