THE MEXICAN STAND-OFF | Hand Simulator w/ Wade & Jack

Jack and Wade join me for a hilarious round of Hand Simulator!
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[@AspiredWriter]

"Somebody just shoot me." "We're trying." hahaha

[@kricca331]

PropsandPieces when you tell your friends just kill me THEY DON'T lol 😂😂😂

[@Corviidei]

Me interacting with my concience.

[@mysteriousowen5205]

I CANT GET IT IN

[@alienape7011]

MysteriousOwen thats what he said

[@gunner-pm7jh]

:))

[@BloodyRainRang]

"I see the bomb veeery closely..." are great final words xD

[@somerandolad]

He should have that written on his tombstone

[@ninajohansen8810]

666 LIKES... oh no... Satan is here. Welp ima like to avoid that

[@Serner.]

Mark: oh thats good: *bomb explodes not even a second after*

[@ShinusGachaLab]

Agreed!

[@bruhbruhin_a_sling7775]

Sounds like a Henry stickmin death

[@tardigrade1981]

Jack:”have you got your gun open?” Mark:” no, but I’m GUNa!” PUNS

[@dumbleking5172]

@jacob raithby oh it's guna be, just you wait and watch, it's gonna be good (I wanted to write "gund" but you can't really decipher it)

[@mattfabbs]

This is guna get old quickly...

[@jacks559]

@@mattfabbs this is never guna get old

[@kaydenwilson3522]

@@jacks559 never guna

[@max.7270]

@@kaydenwilson3522 give you up

[@thecreeperking4613]

*Famous last words* Mark: Oh that's good!

[@milkbeforecereal7064]

@Cookie Chan cringe

[@Mr.Turtle2023]

@Cookie Chan 1, who made the original comment? And 2, ew, that's cringe as hell.

[@holyvicar]

Congrats on 1k likes hhh

[@callikens]

@Creepypasta Lps 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜😩🚞🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤🐤💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜😩😩🚞🐤🐤💜💜💜😩😩😩🚞🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜💜😩😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜💜💜💜😩😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤🐤💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤🐤💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤🐤💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤🐤💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤🐤💜💜😩😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜😩🚞🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜😩😩🚞🐤🐤💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜😩😩🚞🐤🐤💜💜💜💜😩😩😩🚞🚞🐤💜💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤💜💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤

[@basicallysawyer2879]

Shut

[@madisonburton8407]

Jack: Someone kill me please Mark: We’re trying, man. We’re trying.

[@Unknown_PUBG26]

How in the heck this one doesnt have some comments? :/

[@user-en4eo1cc4t]

@@Unknown_PUBG26 have something good to say?

[@Unknown_PUBG26]

@@user-en4eo1cc4t Honestly i dont but im really concered so im sorry

[@tfmaster96]

Now that’s true friendship, right there.

[@TheWhiterose91]

Mark- "I'm not wearing pants." This game is more realistic than I initially thought...

[@matteotartana1705]

He wearing shorts

[@spidey1100]

*Mark: "I'm not wearing pants..."* Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne...

[@alfredoperez8271]

OOF

[@hotrodplays3654]

You are all perverts

[@samson5erb312]

If you go to 15:48 and put it in slow motion it looks like Jack is doing the most graceful ballet move ever

[@xsilentpulse123]

Famous last words: "Is that bad?" "That's good."

[@Reatittytation]

No it’s my chemical romance

[@isabellawang5203]

Since I’m watching this is 2020, I think this was the first and _last_ time someone has ever called Wade a genius

[@juliosanviti9328]

Same

[@user-cf8nb5yo3e]

Wade is only good at wading

[@nivarahtawhai3427]

XDDDDDD

[@elxr9434]

2020 bich

[@v0rt3x41]

2020 breh

[@SirCloudStrife]

"I'm not wearing pants... DON'T TOUCH MY GUN" Things taken out of context like lmao

[@davidmeglic9428]

Hahahaha yess

[@rico7846]

Can i ask what's the time stamp for the "I'm not wearing any pants" scene please?

[@rico7846]

Wait i found it

[@bigman9022]

"I CAN'T GET IT IIIIN"

[@generalsherman1213]

15:01

[@WolfDLuna]

Marks famous last words, "oh Thats good". *boom* XD

[@markalvarado7884]

3:28 “My hand is here, the bullet is touching it, but the bullet no go in finger.” -Jacksepticeye

[@Rainbow0015]

What's funny. Is right as he said this, I read this comment.

[@technoimperialist9509]

Anarcho-primitism jacksepticeye strikes again

[@xtoxicxxkitten8875]

Great poem Jack

[@betajediwizard5680]

Philosophy with Jack

[@imThayer]

11:21 *Light turns green* Mark: oh that’s gud!! *Bomb immediately explodes*

[@ditnooitweer]

Jack: 'i'm just toching my bullet, there you go nice bullet' I died 😂😂😂

[@fnaffilms3864]

asherah *touching*

[@lilacflowerrs923]

Its funnier on Jack's channel tbh

[@erinburke6551]

asherah same

[@NO-oj7zh]

probably because of the zoom in

[@thisisshineeworldandwereri8786]

I snorted at that part😂😂😂😂

[@Mezzy..]

" I'm not wearing any pants by the wa- *don't tough my gun!* "

[@kpopdumpsterfire]

15:45 when Jack does a graceful ballet leap I was scream laughing this whole video! Omg my stomach hurts

[@BigRatNuggz]

Mark: *"That's good."* Bomb: *I'm about to end this man's whole career."*

[@mokuhi3619]

“Timer ends” Is that a bad thing? Jack:I don’t thi- *everything blows up*

[@colleenmerkley9798]

THEllama that scared me

[@michael_nelsonn6758]

@@colleenmerkley9798 yep

[@carlgraff6370]

THEllama check ur likes

[@kristinalambeth6805]

I am f*king screwed.

[@realsaibanetto]

timestamp

[@izzy1221]

*Timer goes to zero* '...is that bad?'

[@katmiller700]

Isagail *turns dial, light goes green* Oh that means good *explosion*

[@epickgamerz472]

Lol

[@quince537]

Isagail *loud ringing noise* *instant silence* *explosion* *DEADED*

[@arielfrancis2734]

"Oh, that's good!" *explosion*

[@beatbybaseballs]

Isagail *E X P L O S I O N*

[@therealkevinhart3053]

Light: *turns green* Mark: “that’s good” Also Mark: *dies 1 second later*

[@keyc0der292]

Mark: my arms are broken Jack:oh no Mark:slams face in bomb Boom:KABOOM

[@ThatBlueWanderer]

"Oh that's good" BOOM

[@theannilators7479]

“Oh that’s good” *BAM*

[@enderbyte7486]

Mark: “I CAN’T PUT THE BULLETS IN” Me: Have you tried VR mode?

[@HEHEABOY]

11:50 the perfect situation for "well be right back" meme

[@SixxFox]

*Jack* : "The Bullet is Mine!" *Mark* : Did you open up your gun yet? *Jack* : "Nooooooo"

[@Gloomdrake]

SixxFox But the bullet is still his

[@notokay5402]

See that’s ur problem””

[@brooke1343]

600th like wow xD

[@chlore1816]

jackseptieye and pewdipie and mark? wow

[@evangelinestar4933]

SixxFox Time??

[@hannahbanana7723]

I love that these games are basically people who haven't developed any fine motor skills whatsoever and are pinned against each other. It's too funny

[@yentropy]

Jack: "You don't even have a gun in your hand" Mark: "IM NOT GONNA HAVE MY GUN IN MY HAND I AM GOING TO KEEP IT IN THE GROUND" ... Jack: "HOW DO I GRAB BULLETS"

[@thetruesopop]

Me: *reads this* The moment: *happens*

[@Phyran]

defusing a bomb *loud beeping* Jack: "Is that bad?"

[@elmer7590]

*sees green light thing Mark: oh that's good Explodes

[@Ghost-tl4ng]

Man that is so true 😂😂😂

[@KittyCatThang]

"Is that bad?" *B O O M* Best game 2018

[@ThatBlueWanderer]

KittyCatThang I enjoyed "Oh that's good!" BOOM

[@loganhermann8313]

6:49 Here comes the bangy finger. Here comes the WaNgY kAbAnGy! Man I love this part too much

[@taureon_]

"wade won because he is the first out of the nightmare"

[@LerpCape]

"I did it! I DID IT!" BOOM

[@mynutsfelloff948]

Yes

[@Kobrasans]

Mark: Oh! That's good Bomb: Bitch you thought *explodes just to spite Mark*

[@shadophaxx2401]

"Somebody just shoot me." "Look, we're trying man." XDXDXDXD

[@oldmanjoe1379]

Mark: Read the instructions. Jack: I CANT SEE ANYTHING!

[@shqrtcake]

"HOW DO I GRAB BULLETS" "If I had, I'd have one" "If I would grab one I would be so golden right now" Jack really had a problem with the bullets

[@demonwolfgamingandvlogs7979]

Salma Wael elganainy "just gonna touch it there u go nice bullet"

[@edgynews8377]

*Imagine Walking Into 3 Guys Doing This.*

[@soulhuntingshewolf7933]

Atomic News *walks into room,see this* ummm ok than *slowly walks backwards out the room*

[@wolfjedisamuel]

XD I would never leave.

[@will-kl4xo]

XD

[@tbnzt]

Atomic News 240TH LIKE

[@notafan2480]

I would walk in, take the money, smack one on the side of their head. And walk away.

[@nicobjo]

*bip bip bip bip bip bip* Mark: Oh, well that's good..... Under one second later..... KABOOOOOM!!!!!!

[@trapit1v145]

ik XD

[@agent_277]

4:27 Wade: Can you open my chamber for me? Jack: I don't even have a gun man. *Busted* 🤣

[@JNJTV]

Sean:petting bullet with one finger "Good bullet"

[@yolandaramos324]

Your cursed

[@yolandaramos324]

You said jacks real name

[@yolandaramos324]

Your not cursed

[@yolandaramos324]

If you call him jack

[@nopebutdope5963]

Yolanda Ramos dude that makes no sense

[@victoriaphillips7260]

Mark: OH!? I ripped it! Jack: is that bad? *explosion* *dead* Jack: OH SHIT!!!!

[@boneetoflakes]

The combination of Jack and Mark makes it so much crazier 😭😭😭

[@fazolan2943]

Wade's secret method *Shaking*

[@shadowmanray4736]

You guys are quick doing this. My crew took a good three hours BEFORE we even could grab a bullet. And that was after we had to restart six times, with 4 mental breakdowns out of that single session.

[@elliannaandriley5587]

ShadowManRay omfg 😂😂

[@malthedahl-spangby8263]

PLEASE tell me that there's a video of that! I would honestly watch that in it's entirety

[@saucesaucesaucesauce1380]

*(edited)*

[@dddddddddddgdkhffdjkkgjdf]

Jack: Different plan of attack gentlemen. Mark: don't call me a gentleman, you...... delightful person. I died 😂

[@alexcunningham6636]

"OH LORD! GUYS GUYS!!" *explostion*

[@EdenWoofWoof]

3:20 When your parents lock a cabinet but there is candy inside

[@lucasc.3542]

Expectation: *"The Good, The Bad and The Ugly"* Reality: *"The Three Stooges"*

[@ruddthree8105]

"The Three Stoners"

[@dinehg]

Lol

[@loganreads90]

That was better than the actual video.

[@goofygoober779]

Did you just call my Wade ugly?

[@Misace2500]

correction, *Three stooges with explosives*

[@ellinator3695]

"Oh, that's good." *BOOM* I actually wasn't expecting that!

[@authra6595]

The timing is too much xD

[@yaminaur_]

Ellinator I laughed so hard to that. My sister even got mad at me because I laughed loudly

[@introverteddido4637]

It's Mark. Of course

[@crazyminded101]

I jumped and it was not pretty

[@evinshaji1093]

Markiplier: Am gonna do it guys "drops grenade" Markiplier: NoNonono?? #!*!*,#?* 'sucides'!!!!!

[@obsessivescoutmain9293]

Watching Mark and Jack makes it difficult to eat, breath, and not die of laughter.

[@WooyoungSimp]

You guys HAVE to do more of this I was dying the whole way through

[@criticlees576]

LarissaShea same

[@zenhakuden]

Agreed

[@sarahnash7512]

Yes!!!!

[@yusufahmed3589]

They should do less so you stop dying?. .

[@portableface597]

YESS

[@devhar10]

This video is 3 grown men screaming and trying to murder each other lol I luv this

[@metrical-annoyance5142]

11:15 well that's good..... BOOM

[@Chaderator]

Mark: “oh that’s good” Bomb:thank you for pressing the self-destruct button. Also bomb: YOLOOOOOOOOOOOO *boom* Me: that’s not good

[@yaboi_dyslexic]

"I got a fingie on the gun." Markiplier says while pushing a bullet on the table

[@makim-k5850]

Here lies Markiplier 1989-2018 "oh, well that's good..."

[@dack-ck3yl]

MA Kim-k R.I.P

[@wilddreamer3482]

MA Kim-k LMAO!!

[@CoffeeTastic1]

14:25 the hand motions 😂 they’re so apprehensive and scared at the same time

[@Jack-bc7pj]

At 1:02 Was So Funny When Jack Said Oh F*ck I Dropped My Gun

[@thrawngames6282]

Mark: "We can do this, we can murder each other. We just gotta belieeevveeee" Me: I BELIEVE! I BELIEVE IN STEVE!

[@MichealJacksonsFan]

ThrawnGames do u believe in a pet named Steve?

[@thrawngames6282]

The Freindly Yeti *ahgase* that seems like a question to ask Google

[@246kisses]

Sings- all the way!!!

[@nicolasduck6688]

Mark: Don't call me a gentlemen you... very delightful person

[@imashipper7915]

ikr

[@imashipper7915]

now I do too but I'm eating cinnamon oatmeal

[@yuko1144]

SEPTIPLIER! :3

[@misnomer6345]

@@yuko1144 N O

[@yuko1144]

@@misnomer6345 N E V E R

[@corgivibes5173]

“Jurassic park theme plays” 4:13 Here we have the Markiplier in its rage habitat

[@Whitemare_Blob]

😂😂😂😂😂 'the Markiplier' 😂😂😂 not 'a Markiplier', not 'Markiplier', 'THE Markiplier' 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@combineadvisor572]

8:55 I love that scream that Jack does

[@SGHmemories]

Jack: "Oh fook oi've dropped m'gun!" Me: *instant joy*

[@crazycai9171]

Mark and Jack are just injoying each others company, while Wade is just scared shitless and doesn't know why he even said yes to playing with them

[@vinx9884]

Crazy Caity I believe this has happened in another game before 😂 some shooting game I think. it was a long time ago.

[@wildwolf9517]

Crazy Caity You know what this means.... SEPTIPLYER AWAYYYYY!!!

[@taytay0518]

MyChemical Wolfmance DON'T! Start! You already know the drill!

[@gayedgelord470]

Wow. Mark said "Don't call me a gentleman, you delightful person"XD

[@UnPhayzable]

Note to self: Never let Mark be in charge of a bomb defusal

[@ninjaloots]

Note to self: always trust sinkiplier

[@sadrabbit53]

As if that's the only thing he shouldn't be trusted with

[@Ultimo-kn7rb]

Note to self: never hand Mark a box of grenades

[@theradiantdehd3997]

Yet handing him a gun is apparently okay, since he'll never figure out how to do it. :D

[@thatguyinthecorenerino9477]

Or grenades

[@rhyzflintlinggayo7102]

The light turns green Mark:well thats good Bomb:nope BOOOOOM!!

[@elcubanoo5325]

15:14 their laugh synced 🤣

[@reddeathrenegade]

"They're very potent grenades, I'll have you know..." *explosion*

[@UltrilliamBuilds]

"Oh that's good!" *BOOM*

[@DJmachine1O1]

SOMEONE: MAKE AN ANIMATION BASED OFF THIS VIDEO!

[@the1stwing]

YES!

[@aydenfranchini6355]

PLEASE YES!!!!

[@connorthediamondheart8870]

*YASSS*

[@Sofia-kz9es]

PLEASE SOMEBODY

[@ICE_1861]

That would be AMAZING!

[@dylanmcdowall470]

It’s nice to see that it takes about 15 seconds max for these guys to lose their sanity with whatever task they’re doing. They just become a screaming babble and I love it.

[@DeathDragon5000]

2:32 "WHY WON'T THIS GET IN THE GUN!!!!!!!!!"

[@rumbro]

Gosh, I've missed these kind of collabs

[@larissamckee4409]

Jules Kelly same

[@CamilleRasch]

Jules Kelly we need bob too

[@nicolasduck6688]

Jules Kelly same

[@maarumaaru6474]

Jules Kelly ikr

[@diamondkonk1196]

Jules Kelly agreed

[@ThatFrozenGuy]

Mark edited this didn’t he? This is definitely his editing style and I bloody love it.

[@giannaruf626]

EddyTeddy how do you see it?

[@ThatFrozenGuy]

Morticia if you watch his older stuff when he edited them by himself (Octodad and Markiplier Highlights for example), you’ll see that he does the same subtitling and cuts that he does here.

[@americancheese9103]

This is definitely old mark

[@diniemultiarti395]

The current Mark kidnap the old Mark to edit his video :O

[@americancheese9103]

Dinie Multiarti That's a good thing

[@jaydenplays9996]

Mark:read the instructions Jack:I can’t see anything

[@jameskerr124]

9:58 Jack: I that bad bad? Bomb: *Explodes*

[@jannalawlor5832]

"I got a fingy on the gun."-Markiplier.😂

[@Mushly17]

Mark: Oh that's good. *Everyone blows up*

[@matteotartana1705]

LOL

[@ladiesman743]

I died of laughter

[@thomashinton9267]

Is It Still Good?

[@fangorn23]

Famous last words

[@ladiesman743]

fangorn23 lol mine would be I can't put it in in the gun loading part

[@egames966]

11:30 marks las word well thats good

[@mutantjonah5575]

HOW DO I GRAB BULLETS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the edit for that though I die every time I see it

[@robbie__]

"When you're right, you're right" -Markiplier 2018

[@joshuaprichard8166]

Green light turns on Mark:o thats good Bomb :booooom I died 😂

[@MisterHallowers]

So did they.

[@bluestarlivesforever9415]

hahhahahaha

[@2by124]

Famous last words Mark: Oh that's good

[@floppy8584]

9:19 I was drinking something and this is just to funny I laugh really easy when I drink stuff and it went up my nose and I had to spit it out it was to funny

[@jacksonkey6063]

This game shows that it doesn’t matter what game they play we are just here for the commentary

[@diogoayres7953]

And for the goofs

[@dactylicpoet791]

Dont forget the gaffs

[@londres2821]

Jackson Unknown ...

[@kevinsundelin8639]

Jackson Unknown Don't even

[@zariah_thomas5844]

"I cant get it IN" wade 2018

[@jakebello7988]

Pikachu speed GAMer that's what she said

[@lolmoriahishere8817]

Yup

[@haileystarfiresuske]

Pikachu speed GAMer that is too funny XD

[@Alexdroid980]

7:11 When you try to get the Face id to recognize you.

[@skiddyman6435]

11:51 “we’ll be right back”

[@kaykayzzmckayla8063]

I CAN'T GET IT IN!!!! ~Wade, 2018 HOW DO I GRAB BULLETS!!! ~Sean, 2018

[@gamingstuff4168]

Sh~ ur exposing him~

[@oubiwoubi]

thats what he said

[@DuckyBoi0]

Sean???? There’s Mark, Jack and Wade

[@thomasfernandez6580]

@@DuckyBoi0 Sean is jack's real name if you didn't know

[@okgamer8254]

@@DuckyBoi0 his real name is sean

[@colesimons2000]

Hey Mark, Jack, & Wade: I get you.

[@neoneli-8917]

14:14 i am dying😂

[@cruzwasile4847]

Mark, "Oh that's good." famous last words before death by explosion

[@larissamckee4409]

"Don't call me a gentleman..you delightful person" Me:YASSS

[@MariannaXrss]

Mark: Oh that's good. *BOOM* Me: *ded* Omg 😂

[@introverteddido4637]

Where you in the same room

[@zrxpd1783]

*beeping stops* Mark: "Oh thats goo-" *massive explosion*

[@shadowblade19]

(08:51)Whoa. (08:52)Silents/Beeping (8:54)KABOOM!!

[@weaslet2597]

shadowblade19 lol

[@larissamarie3579]

*oh that's good* *explodes*