MASS EFFECT 2 (Zero Punctuation)

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The Escapist

The Escapist

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@physe8052
@physe8052 7 жыл бұрын
"Jetpacks! And huge wolves that shoot lasers out of their mouths." Switch out giant wolves for giant metal snakes and you basically have Mass Effect: Andromeda.
@raggedcritical
@raggedcritical 4 жыл бұрын
True. Me:A was buggy as hell but you could definitely have some fun with the combat. It's just a shame that everything that wasn't the main story was so undercooked and the animation was shite. Also the new aliens were so cringily "woke" and self-superior - and that's coming from someone that reads Kotaku.
@aelechko
@aelechko 3 жыл бұрын
@@raggedcritical and there was like five different enemies only
@Sgtnolisten
@Sgtnolisten 2 жыл бұрын
@@raggedcritical Player interaction with the teammates were the highlights for me. Vetra’s romance was adorable, and Liam’s side mission was hilarious.
@fanboy4142
@fanboy4142 7 жыл бұрын
"Bioware games have good writing" my how the times have changed.
@Mr_T_Badger
@Mr_T_Badger 4 жыл бұрын
And now they’re even worse now that Anthem is out.
@pauloandrade925
@pauloandrade925 3 жыл бұрын
Didnt they get bought by a "AAA" game company or something like that tho?
@Mr_T_Badger
@Mr_T_Badger 3 жыл бұрын
@@pauloandrade925 BioWare got bought out by EA pretty much after Mass Effect 1 so it’s not like it’s a new thing.
@aeroga2383
@aeroga2383 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah the decline started with this game
@Klovaneer
@Klovaneer 2 жыл бұрын
@@Mr_T_Badger During the development of ME1 even, but luckily most of the game was already done.
@Trooper10231
@Trooper10231 7 жыл бұрын
"Sky is blue, birds fly, water is wet, Bioware games have good writing." This line is PAINFULLY ironic hearing it after the shitshow that is the writing of ME:A. "Bring back the planetary exploration, but let you navigate with JET PACKS..." I just can't stop crying. The irony is so thick...
@TheCorrodedMan
@TheCorrodedMan 5 жыл бұрын
It wasn’t _that_ bad. Like the Gor books, give the story to a new, more competent and experienced writer and it can easily be redeemed.
@TheCorrodedMan
@TheCorrodedMan 5 жыл бұрын
PEIRDO777 I actually liked dragon age: inquisition. Then again, I like everything with anything remotely dragon-like in it so call me biased.
@TheCorrodedMan
@TheCorrodedMan 5 жыл бұрын
PEIRDO777 Drew Karpashyn was the story guy for a while, was he not? May have been that which caused the dip in quality.
@IloveGorgeousGeorge
@IloveGorgeousGeorge 5 жыл бұрын
And again in 2019 after the release of...*gag*... Anthem
@augustvalek
@augustvalek 5 жыл бұрын
Even more now after Anthem
@archer2181
@archer2181 9 жыл бұрын
Actually, he's not a space vampire, he's space Jesus. Dies and is resurrected, has twelve disciples [read squadmates]....
@VicariousReality7
@VicariousReality7 9 жыл бұрын
archer2181 dies for your sins, etc
@terminative
@terminative 9 жыл бұрын
+archer2181 Yup and in ME3 Legion = Geth Jesus depending on the choices you make.
@PonzooonTheGreat
@PonzooonTheGreat 9 жыл бұрын
+archer2181 2 of Jesus' disciples are DLC though.
@jackschwartz9419
@jackschwartz9419 8 жыл бұрын
+archer2181 so would that make the Reapers or the Illusive Man the devil? (My vote is the Illusive Man. I've always seen the devil as more like the ultimate con man than a monstrous force of pure destruction, which seems to fit T.I.M. better. Especially since he tried to "tempt" Shepard in the end)
@antonioscendrategattico2302
@antonioscendrategattico2302 7 жыл бұрын
DLC apostles? Man, now you're making me think of how the Gospels would be if they were post-2013 vidya. DLC apostles, Palestine full of chest-high walls...
@anthonydeadman
@anthonydeadman 9 жыл бұрын
Wanna know the one thing that made me love ME2? Mordin.
@havingteawithghosts9021
@havingteawithghosts9021 9 жыл бұрын
Never has a character made me question my own sense of morality to such extents. May have not been a love interest to me, but conversations with him always made my feelings bounce back and forth.
@catiseith
@catiseith 9 жыл бұрын
Shaun Friden And more importantly... he sings Gilbert and Sullivan!
@anthonydeadman
@anthonydeadman 9 жыл бұрын
CaitSeith Truly he was the very model of a Scientist Salarian.
@catiseith
@catiseith 9 жыл бұрын
***** Speaking of scientist salarians, something curious happened to me. In my first ME2 play I lost Mordin in the last mission. When I played ME3, I imported that career. The game pretty much reminded me several times where Mordin was supposed to be if he had survived in ME2, and that I got a replacement instead (to the point of Joker calling him "not-Mordin").
@anthonydeadman
@anthonydeadman 9 жыл бұрын
CaitSeith Yeah the game pretty much tells you that ME2 is *not* where Mordin's life was supposed to end. Besides Mordin had to be the one to cure the genophage. Do you know why?
@ShogunTurnip
@ShogunTurnip 8 жыл бұрын
I found resource mining much more tolerable after I upgraded the scanner, put on a podcast and occasionally notice that some of the planets look like Malteasers.
@AgentCamtho1
@AgentCamtho1 8 жыл бұрын
Mass Effect 2 earns a spot as my favourite game Aside from the fact I love a good story, I have never been as panicked as I was in the Suicide Mission, with the game having spent the whole run-time occasionally reminding me "By the way, keep preparing, because EVERYONE can die"
@jackschwartz9419
@jackschwartz9419 8 жыл бұрын
+Agent Camtho Agreed. Although for me The Witcher 3 is a very close second, ME 2 had a larger variety of playstyles, some of the best written characters in any game I've ever played, managed to blend the best aspects of action and roll playing in a way that didn't feel like either was really suffering, dived deeper into the lore of its universe in some very interesting ways, and of course the pure thrill of the suicide mission.
@Cpt_nice
@Cpt_nice 8 жыл бұрын
+Agent Camtho Not my favorite game of all time, but def in the top 5 and it;s the best Mass Effect game
@kylele23
@kylele23 8 жыл бұрын
ME2's suicide mission. God damn. I only lost poor Grunt during it, and the krogans in ME3 didn't let me forget it. Fantastic game though, I'm commander Shepard and this is my favorite game in the citadel.
@noisykestrel
@noisykestrel 8 жыл бұрын
+deedeeke1991 The second game in a trilogy is often the best
@7352846292736191
@7352846292736191 8 жыл бұрын
I'm a huge fan of a way it uses the collectors. You run into them three times, they're tougher than the other enemies, and when they show up the first two times it interrupts whatever you were doing and forces you to fight them, ready or not. When you get to the suicide mission, not only are you saving the Galaxy, you're sticking it to the bastards who kept interrupting you
@kOfTheQ
@kOfTheQ 9 жыл бұрын
But, but I was good at driving the Mako. I used the booster in turns to spin about and smack Colossus' in the face, and launch armatures into lava. I'd pancake geth troopers, and dodge rockets.
@rocksteel9238
@rocksteel9238 9 жыл бұрын
Well at least it will be back for Mass effect 4
@kOfTheQ
@kOfTheQ 9 жыл бұрын
Robert Barton So long as I get my preservation of momentum, I'm happy.
@rocksteel9238
@rocksteel9238 9 жыл бұрын
kequilla Personally in terms of verhicle controls I hope it controls like the batmobil did in Rocksteady's Arkham Knight Gameplay demo
@MrsHalloweenJack
@MrsHalloweenJack 9 жыл бұрын
kequilla Dude... I'm impressed. My own battle style while onboard the Mako involved as much loops and spins as a passive agressive-ballerina- you seem to be using it quite efficiently. As infuriating as the Mako can be to drive, especially in a first playthrough, I guess I don't hate it that much. To me its lack of maneouvrability is part of the immersion, somewhat: it's a military space vehicle, and it looks like it's been concieved with practicality in mind. It's sturdy, and built to function on planets with very different soils, relief and climatic conditions. You wouldn't expect it to control like a sleek urban car.
@sasy11110
@sasy11110 9 жыл бұрын
MrsHalloweenJack I'm playing ME1 on ps3 and I really like the Mako. It's not difficult at all to manoeuvre it.
@MURFGAMING1228
@MURFGAMING1228 8 жыл бұрын
We'll never forget you Captain Gobblecoque!
@royalcityman
@royalcityman 4 жыл бұрын
I've never played this series until recently. Then I played ME1 and found it packed with content, dedicated voice acting, excellent writing and interactive scripting. ME2 is all that and so much more. These things noticeably absent in modern games. Not to mention volume. Some games you play for 3 hours and you are done. ME2 is like 30 times that. I found the combat adequately challenging on 'Normal'...with multiple facets and combinations needed to succeed. This game is the Holy Grail of storytelling, interaction and function. I picked it up on Steam for $24 . Seriously. I feel like I should send Bioware the difference for a full price game out of guilt.
@newflesh666
@newflesh666 3 жыл бұрын
ME2 is, imo, the best of the trilogy. While it's not perfect, pretty much everything works exceptionally well. it massively improves on a lot of flaws of ME1 and the story is excellently written and paced. ME3 further improves on gameplay, but the story isn't as good as ME2, the "live service" galaxy at war system is kinda tedious, and the ending is underwhelming at best (the citadel DLC is absolutely perfect though)
@jackschwartz9419
@jackschwartz9419 8 жыл бұрын
I can't shake the thought that The Illusive Man is supposed to be symbolic of EA (takes the good guy under their wing, and while they both offer a lot of benefits to said good guy their pasts made trusting them difficult)
@UnintellegentDesigns
@UnintellegentDesigns 8 жыл бұрын
+Jack Schwartz and then in the end they both cut out all the interesting bits of you and replace it with shower hoses and laser pointers so as to better control you. Oh wait, should that have had a spoiler alert?
@MagnusVictor2015
@MagnusVictor2015 7 жыл бұрын
Someone other than me created the perfect text for this. I'll repeat it here: "The pattern has repeated itself more times than you can fathom. Game companies rise, evolve, advance, and at the apex of their glory, they are extinguished. Bioware is not the first. By utilizing out funding, game companies develop along the paths we desire. They exist because we allow it, and will end because we demand it."
@Haitam3000
@Haitam3000 5 жыл бұрын
4:11 Omg Yahtzee is to blame for Anthem...
@ivanovsd
@ivanovsd 11 жыл бұрын
I love this guy, listening to him while high...forgetaboutit
@jupitersgodzilla7114
@jupitersgodzilla7114 6 жыл бұрын
creepy pfp, where from?
@MysteriumArcanum
@MysteriumArcanum 9 жыл бұрын
Did this happen to anyone else? I had just finished Jack's loyalty mission and as soon as we set foot on the Normandy Miranda comes out of nowhere and decides it'd be a good idea to start shit and fling insults at Jack for seemingly no fucking reason. The pisser being that I had done Miranda's loyalty mission RIGHT before Jack's; I can't quite remember what I said to Miranda to resolve the issue but I like to imagine I told her to apologize to Jack or I'd throw her shapely ass out the airlock.
@majorl2246
@majorl2246 9 жыл бұрын
Yeah. That always happens when you complete both their loyalty missions. When it happens you have a few options. If your Paragon/Renegade scores aren't high enough, you have to take a side. Whoever's side you don't take will be angry and lose their loyalty. If either Paragon/Renegade is high enough, you can resolve the matter without losing either Jack or Miranda's loyalty. You can try to regain lost loyalty, but it's VERY difficult.
@MysteriumArcanum
@MysteriumArcanum 9 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I remember now, I didn't have either renegade or paragon high enough so I increased my paragon. Still wish there was an option to threaten to throw Miranda out the airlock, the Cerberus cheerleader bosh'tet
@gin9410
@gin9410 9 жыл бұрын
Yavik would be proud of you.
@VicariousReality7
@VicariousReality7 9 жыл бұрын
MrFirewolf18 I really find it hard to like miranda so sad that jack is dead by default in 3
@MysteriumArcanum
@MysteriumArcanum 9 жыл бұрын
VicariousReality7 Did you fail Jack's loyalty mission in ME 2 or pick the wrong role for her in the suicide mission? Because she's alive and well in ME3, she appears at Grissom Academy. But yea, I agree with you, fuck Miranda; the Cerberus cheerleader Bosh'tet.
@MeeesterBond17
@MeeesterBond17 10 жыл бұрын
2:49 Oh dear... you played it on Normal difficulty, didn't you, Yahtzee? (shakes head sadly) For those who are unaware, Mass Effect 2 difficulty translates into normal games like this: Veteran = Normal Normal = Easy Easy = Play it one-handed if you want to be interested. :P also: Hardcore = Damn, this taxes my ability and patience! Insanity = Hiding in cover and crying like a small child will not help, but I'm doing it anyway.
@MeeesterBond17
@MeeesterBond17 9 жыл бұрын
Nuthead 611 Heh, I tried it, it seemed to me like it's just about finding the optimal cover spots, waiting for the enemy to stop shooting and timing your powers/shots accordingly without leaving cover too much... I could be wrong, or just really bad at the game, but I prefer to get stuck in and give it some beans with the M-76 or Carnifex, as they're both damn fun weapons - I couldn't do that above Hardcore, though. Kept getting my arse shot to shreds. :,( ...actually, yeah, I'm probably just bad. But I am always bad with style. ^^
@MeeesterBond17
@MeeesterBond17 9 жыл бұрын
Nuthead 611 Nice job! :) Yeah, Harbinger is a pain in the neck even when you can just spray him down with incendiary ammo. :S Ah, Infiltrator - I have yet to try ME2 with that, I tend to go Soldier/Vanguard, tried Adept and wasn't a big fan of it... hahaha, oh, I am enjoying it... :D *loads another thermal clip* (the sound of insane laughter and full-auto gunfire fades into the distance...)
@MeeesterBond17
@MeeesterBond17 9 жыл бұрын
Nuthead 611 Hmm, memories... me playing Hardcore Vanguard: "Come on and *SLAM* (charges a Krogan) and welcome to the JAM - ARGH WTF WHY DID YOU TAKE NO DAMAGE!?!?! (tries the Scimitar shotgun, but not at point blank, so the damage is much lower) IT'S USELESS!!!" (ded) I Rest In Pasta. :P
@ThefinalLPer
@ThefinalLPer 9 жыл бұрын
Beating Mass Effect 2 on insanity and getting the perfect ending, difficult, playing through it only to have your save data corrupt right before you launch the final mission, well, let's just say I needed a new system after that.
@MeeesterBond17
@MeeesterBond17 9 жыл бұрын
ThefinalLPer ... [silently offers a cup of warm, comforting tea via the internet] That... that sucks. :(
@MightyManotaur22
@MightyManotaur22 8 жыл бұрын
this is currently #8 on my favorite games of all time, and I love hearing you rip it to shreds
@MaxPSVR
@MaxPSVR 9 жыл бұрын
Did you ever prob Uranus?
@businessscrub5020
@businessscrub5020 9 жыл бұрын
Probably
@thisiswhatilike54
@thisiswhatilike54 9 жыл бұрын
maxious22 Really, Commander?
@SlamifiedBuddafied
@SlamifiedBuddafied 9 жыл бұрын
3rd Grade humour. But it's still funny. :P
@ShadowMKII
@ShadowMKII 9 жыл бұрын
maxious22 Was wondering if Yahtzee did this or not, lol.
@dullcritic
@dullcritic 10 жыл бұрын
bouncycastle shoppingtrolley. Most accurate description of mako ever
@melthorn641
@melthorn641 9 жыл бұрын
I must be insane or boring, but I liked scanning for materials. And I must be really boring because I had no problem role playing Paragon Shepard only, regardless of the outcomes.
@BIaziken2
@BIaziken2 8 жыл бұрын
4:16 well it seems Yahtzee's wish is gonna come true with ME:A.
@teuast
@teuast 7 жыл бұрын
The giant wolves don't shoot lasers out of their mouths? Literally unplayable
@fireflocs
@fireflocs 7 жыл бұрын
I actually really liked managing inventory and exploring planets in ME1.
@JelliThePilot
@JelliThePilot 9 жыл бұрын
This one actually helped me in the game. The ambush thing. I could always spot an area. Thanks, Yahtzee!
@brodybunn3804
@brodybunn3804 11 жыл бұрын
Watching these videos is like having severe short term memory loss and watching a comedy skit. You start laughing your ass off, then three seconds later you can't even tell anyone else why.
@rimmijohnson3361
@rimmijohnson3361 10 жыл бұрын
I can't put my finger on why, but I really enjoy scanning for resources. I get a thrill when I find a particularly rich element zero deposit
@rimmijohnson3361
@rimmijohnson3361 10 жыл бұрын
Nope nope nope nope :D I enjoy scanning almost as much as I enjoy the missions themselves. Maybe I am just suited for dull, repetitive tasks
@SinerAthin
@SinerAthin 10 жыл бұрын
It seems like you're born to become a geologists; doomed to study dead rocks and dirt for the rest of your life, lol xD (no offense though, I love geologists as they help our cities not sink down into the ground or be crushed by rockfalls)
@rimmijohnson3361
@rimmijohnson3361 10 жыл бұрын
SinerAthin That's better than my dumbass sales job now, falling rocks and all.
@roarshach13
@roarshach13 10 жыл бұрын
I really do too! I always try to get my controller to vibrate so that I know there's a fuckton of rocks that need mining! Also I love finding planets with anomalies. Because searching a planet for a fuzzy and eerie distress call adds a mysterious creepy air. You know, kinda like Star Trek.
@rimmijohnson3361
@rimmijohnson3361 10 жыл бұрын
roarshach13 Totally :)
@Herobrine20001
@Herobrine20001 6 жыл бұрын
6 years later and now we have jetpacks . And terrible facial animation
@archangeljmj6008
@archangeljmj6008 4 жыл бұрын
"Treat me rough sugar" Lmao
@merathy
@merathy 10 жыл бұрын
Spot on with paragon and renegade.
@talltroll7092
@talltroll7092 4 жыл бұрын
Eh, not really. If you do sidequests, and use the interrupt system, there are enough points of both types on offer that you are rarely, if ever, railroaded into one choice or the other at any specific point to meet the breakpoint requirements, and I never even got the DLC missions which added more points to the available pool
@VitalSigns1288
@VitalSigns1288 10 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I prefer the planet scanning. There is no was to beat the thresher maw that always spawns and what you end up with is going down to the planet, dying several times, then giving up with no reward. but Yahtzee doesn't do justice to just how bad the tank thing was, not only were you on a bounce castle, it also controlled like ass as well. Instead of controlling the car relative to the wheels like every other game ever made ever, you controlled the direction the car was facing relative to the field of view, so if you want to turn the gun to the right, in order to do a strafing run you would have to push the control stick to the left, which made driving a pain. The controls where you take cover were also ass, you walk up to a wall then after walking directly into the wall for a few seconds Shepard finally glues himself to the wall. So, you end up in a scenario where if you wish to take cover it is rather difficult and if you simply want to move along the wall you'll end up with many frustrating deaths as Shepard sticks to the wall instead of just moving it. I'm glad they fixed this in ME2 where you press a button to take cover and if you didn't press it you can run around without having to worry about getting too close to the wall. Then at ME3 you have one of the best control schemes where you can sprint to the wall, then do a summer salt into said wall and stick to it ready to have a go at the shooting gallery. All the while they made the powers work much more intuitively, as you're able to move, shoot, and throw powers all smoothly, making insanity mode a possibility.
@vernoncol8054
@vernoncol8054 6 жыл бұрын
be careful what you wish for...
@themk4982
@themk4982 6 жыл бұрын
I genuinely liked the planet mining because sometimes the planets would have interesting descriptions
@ArkMagician
@ArkMagician 8 жыл бұрын
everytime I see a globe in old videos I get triggered because now we all know that earth is flat of course.
@ThePantryRaider
@ThePantryRaider 11 жыл бұрын
I loved the Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy reference.
@Nightmare096
@Nightmare096 11 жыл бұрын
Wait... Did he just mention the uncanny valley? Id like to see one comment that didn't see the Vsauce video tell me they know what that is.
@codydamery1927
@codydamery1927 11 жыл бұрын
There was actually a special on the discovery channel about 3 months ago on the uncanny valley, if you're talking how people find things that look almost human as strange or creepy.
@ElradUthran
@ElradUthran 11 жыл бұрын
I knew what it was before I saw the Vsauce video... but that doesn't count because I have seen it :(
@hamsterdoom360
@hamsterdoom360 11 жыл бұрын
You should spend some time on TV Tropes' website.
@oljo0527
@oljo0527 11 жыл бұрын
hamsterdoom360 Iwantthatavatar!
@1mpur1ty
@1mpur1ty 11 жыл бұрын
watch?v=9K1Kd9mZL8g just putting it out there.
@Bhethar
@Bhethar 5 жыл бұрын
Well, they took notice of the jet pack commentary, made Anthem and we all know how that turned out.
@dedicateddark
@dedicateddark 9 жыл бұрын
Mass effect 1 was waay better and Mass effect 3 corrected 2's mistakes but fucked up the ending.
@NavidSarshar
@NavidSarshar 9 жыл бұрын
Noble Alfred mass effect 1 was a better RPG game but not a better action game andf since mass effect is both it kindof confuses the issue of which is best although 3 would have been if not for the fucking ending
@dedicateddark
@dedicateddark 9 жыл бұрын
navid sarshar Nope, mass effect 2: extremely crappy animations(also, completly scrapped female shepard animations), a lame story which broke what they made in 1, very lame rpg, immersion breaking loading screens and mission end screens, dialogue writing became worse, no inventory, items became shit, tactics became useless. Rest all is better in Mass effect 2, but the soul is lost, 3 was a somewhat experience which I rate above 2 but still lacked a bit.
@frignes3323
@frignes3323 9 жыл бұрын
Noble Alfred I really loved ME1 but i do think the side story missions were a bit better done on ME2. Taking you to different planets with a different little sci fi gimmick and didn't put you into that weird bouncy castle on wheels.
@dedicateddark
@dedicateddark 9 жыл бұрын
***** 2 felt really disconnected. Yea even I concur 2 did do side missions better. But, the entire game kind of felt pointless as more than half the game you spent recruiting useless companions and then another half doing shit for them. Two did one-thing right and those are the environments for different planets atleast they looked varied.
@physe8052
@physe8052 7 жыл бұрын
"Humanity has risen in power." We know which option you chose in ME1 Yahtzee. The other option has startling differences.
@michaellively6467
@michaellively6467 10 жыл бұрын
Great Game.
@KitKatNisa
@KitKatNisa 12 жыл бұрын
In the first game, when you hit the max for firing time on a gun, you had to sit around waiting for it to cool down, which took an technically short but still annoyingly long time, but in the second game, when your gun overheats, you eject a thermal clip to immediately cool it, so yes, it's an upgrade
@matthewsmith3950
@matthewsmith3950 3 жыл бұрын
Watching these while play ME:LE and just think that Bioware definitely listened to his advice for Andromeda
@thomaskirkness-little5809
@thomaskirkness-little5809 5 жыл бұрын
I hated that they got rid of infinite ammo with heat management and replaced it with ammo pick-ups. Why not keep the overheating system but let us dump a heatsink and replace it with a new one, thus having both infinite ammo and an optional ammo mechanic that would make heated battle much more interesting?
@preng2355
@preng2355 5 жыл бұрын
he really hates driving section
@archellothewolf2083
@archellothewolf2083 7 жыл бұрын
OMG. they brought the exploration bits back... with jet packs...
@sheilwood
@sheilwood 5 жыл бұрын
Yahzee : "Bioware games have good writing" Anthem : Are you sure?
@thx500
@thx500 7 жыл бұрын
LOVE this game but absolutely LOATHED the planet scanning. Yahtzee's groan perfectly captures my sentiments by the time I'm on my umpteenth planet scan.
@Artakha9000
@Artakha9000 12 жыл бұрын
Paragon interrupt >> "HE'S CHOKING! INITIATE MOUTH TO MOUTH!"
@tyclips4155
@tyclips4155 5 ай бұрын
Just started playing this on the legendary edition. At first the new planet scanning seemed like a godsend but after the tenth planet I desperately wanted the Mako back. The vehicle was tedious but at least you could stumble onto a secret bunker, or collectable or big fuck-off graboid thing.
@supersplat
@supersplat 12 жыл бұрын
I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite review on the internet
@RealEnerjak
@RealEnerjak 8 жыл бұрын
I've seen all of his videos and I dare say this is one of the funniest ones in his collection.
@guardingdark2860
@guardingdark2860 8 жыл бұрын
I'm not really a gun guy, but I would learn everything about guns specifically so I can create a gun shop called "Bangpipes Ahoy"
@WeIsDaTyrantz
@WeIsDaTyrantz 9 жыл бұрын
You know what.. his prophecy for ME3 is actually turning into ME:Andromeda. All it needs is the space wolves..
@Nimbus3690
@Nimbus3690 11 жыл бұрын
i laughed so fucking hard at "hello commander shepard *wave hand* i heard you might show up today *nod head*" lmfao im still dying..
@Scorecatron
@Scorecatron 8 жыл бұрын
The thing that I loved about Mass Effect 2, was how it made me change how I felt. I spent the entirety of the first Mass Effect and a bit of 2 trying to get it on with Liara, but to no avail. And halfway through Mass Effect 2, Kelly told me about how Tali wanted to be more than friends, and that just turned everything around for me. And so I spent Mass Effect 3 gushing over her, and blatantly ignoring Liara, only to realise that she quite obviously wanted the D at this point. Just when things go to well for me, there's always something to bite me in the ass.
@101Crock
@101Crock 8 жыл бұрын
+Scorecatron Just like life.
@samirbadic6215
@samirbadic6215 8 жыл бұрын
+Scorecatron Dude if you romance Liara you get her at the end of the first game,and in the second,i believe in the shadowbroker dlc you can ask her about your relationship and do you want to continue,i of course said yes and she is my number one romance,although i do think Tali is also an awesome choice i just cant resist the temptation of romancing Liara. In the end if all else fails you can use the shepard secret move: "We"ll bang, OK?"
@Lemau
@Lemau 10 жыл бұрын
Giant wolves that shoot lasers out of their mouths? That sounds pretty close to a reaper to me. o_o
@EyeoftheU
@EyeoftheU 13 жыл бұрын
The "Dirty Harry or Captain Picard" analogy was spot on!
@TooMuchSascha
@TooMuchSascha 11 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace, Commander Gobblecoque
@TrentTheWanderer
@TrentTheWanderer 11 жыл бұрын
After eating up three hours with stream-of-consciousness comedy, turn of phrase, and scalding criticism followed by appropriate recognition of merit you sir have earned my subscription. All the best and looking forward to your next video.
@deathrooster14
@deathrooster14 13 жыл бұрын
"And I was a sniping specialist, so the biggest battlefield threats went down before the could so much as call me a tosser! You can also give your squad mates commands, but by the time it was hypothetically necessary, all the enemies were whistling jaunty tunes through the holes in their heads!"
@rickpool6437
@rickpool6437 9 жыл бұрын
Has anyone been getting this glitch; game completed, ME2 import on lvl28, failed to move past 30, ME1 import same character, cannot move past 2 bars of Paragon score.
@opinionatedlookinboy5555
@opinionatedlookinboy5555 8 жыл бұрын
In hindsight, it's creepy how spot-on this guy was about his reviews. The planet scanning _was_ a good attempt by the makers to further immerse you in the whole space exploration thing but it got REALLY annoying after the first few systems. Fortunately back then, developers actually _listened_ to players or took the beta testers seriously instead of a worshiping a bottom line financial projection. And in the 3 installment of the game they FRICKKIN' nailed that aspect of the game to (you guessed) the FRICKKIN' WALL!!
@JellyCastProductions
@JellyCastProductions 11 жыл бұрын
We've been spotted! -Famous last words.
@Megafreakx3
@Megafreakx3 8 жыл бұрын
Started playing Mass Effect 2 the other day ( than Mass Effect) b/c i wasnt much in the mood for either fallout/ or Skyrim. And idid play (some) of the game play in Mass Effect 1 was more of a pain than something i can work with> Mainly the driving sections i dont and the combot was really off. But i am glad that Mass Effect make the combot more flowwing than the first Mass Effect game.
@Koudy111
@Koudy111 11 жыл бұрын
English is not my primary language and I feel really good when I can understand all of it.
@bobbyboy1797
@bobbyboy1797 3 жыл бұрын
I'm happy for you.
@Aegoram
@Aegoram 12 жыл бұрын
@JakeNubbin in actuality, they are getting rid of mining, but adding in a sort of ping system. as you fly through a system you send out radar pings, and they highlight important bits. then you scan the planet me2 style, but without mining, just the side quest thingy.
@NeoBlade1000
@NeoBlade1000 4 жыл бұрын
That parakeet 'tho! lololol XD
@TheAcceptableTV
@TheAcceptableTV 12 жыл бұрын
Paragon interrupt >> "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TAKE A BREATH!"
@Rainkit
@Rainkit 11 жыл бұрын
There is no stopping this train!!!
@horrorfan13666
@horrorfan13666 12 жыл бұрын
The way I see it, the ammo system actually allows greater sustained fire. In ME1 you could fire all you want until your weapon overheated, and then your weapon was useless for several seconds while it cooled down. Using the thermal clips, once the clip had absorbed as much heat as it could take (ammo down to 0 ), you just switch out the clip. Small time difference, but it was easier to plan for, and you could reload outside of battle, lowering the chance that you'd be left defenceless.
@Tosei0816
@Tosei0816 12 жыл бұрын
OMG I want that hypothetical ME3 he just mentioned.
@Takticals
@Takticals 12 жыл бұрын
Lmao i loved the EVE reference at the end
@cherrypopsicle92
@cherrypopsicle92 11 жыл бұрын
"And I know there will be a Mass Effect 3" You called that one Yahtzee
@johnathanchaney8693
@johnathanchaney8693 12 жыл бұрын
*Pokes Blue Heavy* Scout - "Yo, what's up?"
@ultimateninjaboi
@ultimateninjaboi 12 жыл бұрын
ok. i laughed WAY harder than i should have at the Commander Gobelcocque reference. XP
@TheTrueDiablix
@TheTrueDiablix 12 жыл бұрын
I am Commander Citadel, and this is my favorite Shepard on the Store.....wait.....
@Dantayy5050
@Dantayy5050 11 жыл бұрын
You have no idea how brilliant your profile picture is
@montgomerynovak2194
@montgomerynovak2194 11 жыл бұрын
not even 30 seconds in and i have to pause it because i'm laughing too hard and woke everybody in my house up
@TheFluffyWendigo
@TheFluffyWendigo 12 жыл бұрын
*opens beer* got a 12 pack and my friends are gone on holiday LET US BEGIN!
@xanderfulton3186
@xanderfulton3186 3 жыл бұрын
Who else is here after the Legendary Edition?
@AIRburst95
@AIRburst95 11 жыл бұрын
lol, I never really thought about it that much but he had a great point there when he said you have an entire galaxy to explore, but every planet you can go down to only allows you to to walk on square mile of terrain, and usually only once...
@GreenSscythe
@GreenSscythe 12 жыл бұрын
Its already on the escapist website.
@andrewlee2616
@andrewlee2616 7 жыл бұрын
The last 10 seconds of this just summed up Mass effect Andromeda
@BloodSoakedWulf
@BloodSoakedWulf 12 жыл бұрын
Possible motive, channeling inner Mordin Solus.
@MyLittleZergling
@MyLittleZergling 12 жыл бұрын
4:18 oh snap! He went there! lol
@AllyOJustice
@AllyOJustice 12 жыл бұрын
Giant wolves that shoot lasers out of their mouths? Sounds like my sister.
@artlix4790
@artlix4790 4 жыл бұрын
Tali Best Girl
@Jerberus
@Jerberus 8 жыл бұрын
Yep 2016 n ME2 still fav game
@dookiecheez
@dookiecheez 9 жыл бұрын
While I recognize there are a number of things which this game did excellently, and at times I was enjoying it immensely, I also found some of the flaws royally pissed me off. Until I came here I could not find anyone who even offhandedly mentioned them, so thank you b/c this was the cathartic experience I needed. Though I must say one thing was missed, and that is the overall amount of the game that you can simply lose access too, if you don't constantly/obsessively scroll through a guide whilst playing. There is a finite amount of exp, money, morality points, and a gigantic list of things that are only accessible, and are easy to miss, during a particular quest. Not to mention the fact that your morality meters mean nothing, because you're rated on how many points you could have scored, based on which areas you have explored, thus diluting your actual score every time you go anywhere new. The worst is that these are easily resolvable, completely unnecessary flaws, which ruin something that is otherwise great.
@problemofficer
@problemofficer 12 жыл бұрын
I bet you're sitting waiting for his videos being uploaded on youtube while he uploads every fucking day at the ecapist
@Armaros
@Armaros 11 жыл бұрын
Instead I drum along with the music on my desk
@OmegaWeaponX2
@OmegaWeaponX2 13 жыл бұрын
I actually liked the vehicle sections of ME1... but I LOVED Yahtzee's idea of using jet packs :D
@jajayturner
@jajayturner 3 жыл бұрын
The jetpack thing is pretty prophetic considering andromeda
@Artakha9000
@Artakha9000 12 жыл бұрын
Paragon interrupt >> "BREATHE, MAN, BREATHE!"
@GaltarDude1138
@GaltarDude1138 12 жыл бұрын
If there are no jetpacks in Mass Effect 3, then BioWare loses all their brownie points.
@eyemeralds
@eyemeralds 12 жыл бұрын
1:19 RUN!! It's Jacque from NormalBoots!!
@rith5
@rith5 11 жыл бұрын
Wow I just found this channel, great review
@roflcopterprods
@roflcopterprods 11 жыл бұрын
The one exception I can think of being Dragon Age II, and how beloved that game was.
@Jonesy2Bad
@Jonesy2Bad 12 жыл бұрын
i enjoy picking the shrinkwrap off the box
@CloseingStraw97
@CloseingStraw97 11 жыл бұрын
they should make more animated versions of his review
@ShadowHunter120
@ShadowHunter120 11 жыл бұрын
Also vehicle segments were cut off in this game, because bioware discovered dlc, and put all of it in there.
@TinOfPop
@TinOfPop 12 жыл бұрын
He's actually from Britain but moved to Brisbane
@TheEpicVideoDudes
@TheEpicVideoDudes 12 жыл бұрын
You don't have to wait for the gun to cool.
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