Mass Effect 3: Joker & EDI romance

[@TheRichFerro]

EDI: "How do you know when someone is romantically invested?" Shepard: "Uhh, I don't know. They always use the upper right hand dialogue option when they talk to you?"

[@cjm7662]

Lmao thats a good one

[@Segadoradealmas]

"Nobody ever fell in love without being a little bit brave."

[@13Psycho13]

''Wasn't planning on dating Harbinger..'' ASSUMING CONTROL! THIS HURTS YOU! VERMIN! I'LL SHOW YOU REAL POWER!

[@mattj2081]

That's how my girlfriend is.

[@Nobaddays96]

***** that's how every girlfriend is

[@mattj2081]

Arto Pekkanen Thanks. I need it.

[@oddcrafter1270]

*sniff sniff* I smell crack.

[@gardanothdaedra-blood6834]

***** ...I think it would be mostly different to what you put there. But whatever. :3

[@TheHelghastHunter]

Sheppard: "So how was your first night EDI?" EDI: "I Broke his pelvis."

[@johndavidtibbetts7320]

Sad part is that probably does happen to him

[@JThom529]

@@johndavidtibbetts7320eh better than a broken heart I guess

[@TheDefectorUMP]

"I then called him out on his bullshit..." LOL

[@Jygerthe2nd]

+TheDefectorUMP Orange juice up my nose, but it was TOTALLY worth it. XD

[@thekillers1stfan]

He should totally take her to see Blasto 6, it's the best movie of all time

[@Grey_Warden_Invasion]

It's interesting how Joker's brittle-bone disease got worse. In the first game he only spoke about his legs and then later it was the whole skeleton. Anyways, I think the relationship with EDI is just adorable and also pretty funny. It's also one of the main reasons why I went for synthesis instead of my planned perfect destruction in the end - I wanted to give Joker and EDI a future together.

[@fireyfacepunch6394]

Grey Warden and Champion of Kirkwall human AI babies? Or synthetic humans?

[@Igarappappa]

I'm guessing his legs were the worst hit. But they mention in ME2 he got some mild enhancements to make him more mobile.

[@MrHooligan416]

I love how EDI, a practical AI for all intensive purpose, says "I called him on his bullshit."

[@graph180]

Meanwhile in Earth orbit, Harbinger watches through the eyes of one of his agents. A single tear rolls down his tentacles. "This hurts me....."

[@Orikon25]

"I then called him on his bullshit,and we proceeded to talk normally" - EDI

[@etherne1100]

"He said I didnt have to comform into some femenine form in order to impress him" IM GONNA CRY THEY ARE SO DAMN PERFECT

[@TheRocketdrive]

+Ether Ne dont forget the "I called him on his bullshit" part.

[@TheFallen552]

Gamers who play as Fem!Shep and are Legion Fangirls: *_HEY! IF JOKER CAN F--K A ROBOT THEN WHY ISN'T LEGION A ROMANCE OPTION?!_*

[@daddymcdoob7862]

Because legion isn't a single entity. He is thousands of geth, and that would be one kinky romance

[@lei4moon]

+M's Game Lounge it would be the largest harem in the galaxy XD

[@Jedislayer19]

Thank the maker for fan-fiction!

[@FatrickAteman]

just imagine a quarian and geth in a firefight then the geth is like "why do i feel wet why do i feel wet"

[@CrashB111]

...There was a hole...

[@82dorrin]

I love how Shepard comes across as a bit clueless.

[@evilmonky5ify]

"you have firsthand sexual experience" yeah great, thats the one thing i want to talk about in public to a computer

[@Evan11of10]

"Well, I wasn't planning on dating Harbi- ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!"

[@josesuarez7484]

The future of romance...

[@somerandomgamernamedaustin6954]

Did I just see EDI say bullshit? Damn, that's pretty funny since most robots never swear like that.

[@theharbinger8996]

But Joker...I...I thought you loved me!

[@Chayraz2]

Leigon: "Intercorse between you and Joker would never work" * looks at EDI's robot body* "There is no hole."

[@kittyyuki1537]

8 years late but EDI could get some desired "hardware upgrades"

[@007RAJKOify]

I hate the damn ending with him flying that ship and trying to get away :"(

[@Heartgobbler]

"Well, I wasn't planning on dating Harbinger" best line of the clip

[@DorianMichaelsIII]

I cannot *tell* you how jarring it is to be watching that show Lucifer on FOX, then come here, watch this, and realize that Lucifer's mother and EDI share the same actress.

[@mediscout]

at least harbringer is free for dating.

[@Trojianmaru]

kinda great that the best romance in the game, didn't even involve you as anything more than support

[@Gl1tch_Guy]

2:59, 3:01, 3:02 I love how she sounds actually happy and grateful here

[@yizeverienametaken]

I think this is the best couple in the game

[@Wordplay16]

this just might be the sweetest creepy thing I've ever imagined

[@ghjjhgjdjjdjffjf]

nice waifu

[@MaeTheWolfDemon]

Joker and EDI are so adorable together! :D

[@NecromancerHecate]

Your account ,and your comment ,just made my day :} Thanks ,EDI

[@lemming171]

i would have loved to have seen a scene where joker is in the infirmary or the hospital with a broken hip. "What was it that Tali said to you Shepard? Totally worth it"

[@wallyhuncho2998]

Wholesome.

[@TheAusugn]

rofl! EDI: "I then called him on his bullshit" Best EDI line ever.

[@MagicMono10]

All I could do at the end of this video was laugh 5 different kinds of laugh. It's like Bioware read some fanfics and crafted those into the story. Mass Effect 3, gotta love it.

[@KingJColes]

1:37 EDI asks that with the shop guy RIGHT THERE XD

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

03:17 a.k.a the Shepard Shuffle

[@viperakmal]

Which is why... The "green cupcake" ending is a must. I mean the synthesis ending... So that, synthetic and organic can be truly become one... Hahaha...

[@hernoobiness5073]

Aww :)

[@DootDoot93]

@Samm815 Well, according to EDI, the "metal" actually is able to feel like human skin. She's able to change her hair at any time, to pretty much any shape or density I think, as well.

[@tusing7780]

"I wasn't planning on dating Harbinger." Couldn't stop laughing.

[@SuperJackman117]

DING DING DING DING congratulations you have figured out the power of romance on mass effect

[@SinerAthin]

She is the ship's AI supervising the the ship's systems, so she is generally considered to be the ship :>

[@429jojo]

1:50 A reference to Garrus ;)

[@the_worlds_enemy]

The Turian in the background is so eavesdropping on EDI, Shepard and Joker lol.

[@CTOnEdge]

*Gasp* EDI said a swear!

[@YuriPRIMErpg]

But joker, she has only an USB there, you won't compute!

[@Heartgobbler]

In ME2, we also got some weave as upgrades during the game. - it should be managable with all the loot from adventuring. And the most expensive part of ressurecting Shepard was restoring dead neural cells to get all his/her memories back intact.

[@Alexeiyeah]

You, sir, you just won the internet.

[@Pyreleaf]

That...was a very large container of space booze.

[@kalibos]

@kobeki2 Yes, the synthesis ending is the "green explosions" one. The one you get from walking directly forward.

[@KeinSchnitzel]

This is.. somehow the cutest romance I have ever seen in a game. :D

[@gatoman46]

and so that's why joker never takes his meds

[@XManimal]

If you recall he says he could break a rib from sneezing too hard. It's his entire skeleton tthat's effected.

[@kren2288]

this is why mass effect rules love anyone human,AI,alien its all good

[@bradalfk]

I love how she says she 'called him on his bullshit' XD

[@dveach11]

Gotta love the end. Giant tube of beer.

[@BunsterByne]

My comment is just a direct quote of Fry from that episode.

[@The_Midnight_Bear]

i dont know, she said she can transform her from individual strains to a a bulletproof-helmet, so i guess, you know...it works on other parts too.

[@LifeMattersChannel]

I just LOOOOVE EDI

[@tonyblackops]

BioWare may have jumped the shark on this one

[@TheStargateNerd]

I lol'd at "I wasn't planning on dating Harbinger."

[@WormFooinc]

"I wasn't planing on dating harbinger" Lawlelaw

[@SpikesOmega]

After the sync ending all I could think of was, "Well, Edi and Joker get their wish."

[@MsCoolKid247]

I opened Jeff's model up in a 3D program and his face seems fine, it's just the shading in the game engine that makes it look that way!

[@TheRealSimeon]

Its the first time I heard EDI say "bullshit"

[@garrusvakarian8178]

Shepard what is this, can you put some order here? They are calling you a Spy.

[@Eufeion]

Joker & EDI - Giving a new meaning to Cyber Sex!

[@EchoEpsilon7]

........and Legion got Pissed! :D

[@SharbtursGameCorner]

"i then called him on his bullshit" am i the only one who thought it was suprising to hear EDI say that?

[@SinerAthin]

Seeing as Joker is inside of EDI 90% of the time, I don't see how this relationship won't work. xD

[@rahulmuthalali9]

EDI: "There are a number of Pharmaceuticals i could inject into him!" hahahahaha!! :D

[@NaveNinja]

"What do you think of me and EDI?" "I think you're sick and I hate what you've become, Joker. Just stay on the ship."

[@Nilbop]

Shep's totally fine about setting ole Jeff up with the map.

[@monkeydog14]

"i then called him on his bullshit" epic lols

[@crazy4sian]

@IAmTheStig320 You know what they say: "Once you Geth in, you don't Geth out."

[@MaxwelltheWalrus]

Shepard is a matchmaker.

[@Andrewoid95]

If you watch Futurama, it reminds me of the episode where Bender falls in love with the Planet Express ship.

[@AmericanHonor88]

You sir, deserve one whole extranet for that.

[@THEchosenDIN]

EDI scares he CRAP! Out of me like that.

[@Igarappappa]

I REALLY hope that the new cinematics include a nice Joker/EDI scene.

[@syrozzz]

Hoppefully Dr. Eva Coré wasn't a big hairy lumberjack.

[@TheWebclaw]

"Wasn't planning on dating harbinger".... Challange accepted

[@RogueScholarBlue]

@Samm815 Actually, not quite. Joker has a great conversation with Mordin (which, sadly, no one has posted a video of yet) which is basically a mimic of the conversation Mordin has with Shepard in ME2 about his sexual relationship with whatever LI you have. Joker asks Mordin about how to have "save sex" with EDI, and Mordin advises him to "use pillows" and recommends lubricants since EDI was not "Initially designed for sexual intercourse" or something like that. It's hilarious but honest.

[@ImJust1Joe]

He's gonna stick it in her exhaust port.

[@weldonwin]

Its just his legs that are brittle, not the rest of his skeleton

[@MultiYogibear]

no it's his entire skeletion

[@Dreamhaxor]

it means they possess awareness, whereas VI only have adaption capabilities for the thing they are programmed. AI can change their code and...... essentially they can "evolve".

[@hiothezebra]

"You have first hand sexual experience!"

[@aaadsfa]

Gives new meaninng to the term E-Dating

[@metalkingdom100]

3:03 SO thought Joker was going for "The Prizzze" line when he said "Look at this"

[@ComradeCommissar17]

wait wait whoa, Joker walks normally at 4:32

[@SSL532]

This is one of my favorite comments of all time.

[@prankovalero]

if Shep talks Joker out of it, then EDI would be depressed and confused lol

[@SuperJS62]

funniest subplot in the game

[@garrusvakarian8178]

I have some more tricks up my sleeve.

[@Dovaz921]

what are the flags for this? I messed up and need to edit my save.

[@rubberwoody]

"i then called him on his bullshit" HAHAHAHA

[@Gravesend83]

Anyone else notice Joker walks without a limp at 4:31?

[@kurtis08014]

2:15. Oh dear lord. (Face Palm) GO FOR IT!

[@Koroigetsuga87]

sheps got ethereal gloves :P