Mass Effect Andromeda - AAA Gaming Experience

[@TerakJK]

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[@fluffy-hellhound]

"My father is dead." She seems pretty happy about it.

[@sangresolida]

Fluffy Hellhound These characters will literally say anything and still not a single emotion is shown. I can only hope there's some atrocious moment in Andromeda where some guy dies violently with a blank expression and an emotionless voice.

[@TheAmazingMarvinJan]

why wouldnt she be? I mean he was a white male, obviously

[@fluffy-hellhound]

+Ivan G. Oh they express emotions, alright. Awkard emotions.

[@sangresolida]

Fluffy Hellhound They are literally human-like robots. Uncanny Valley is real my dude.

[@Mesjach]

Now that's next-gen. A character is saying one thing but you can tell it's thinking the other just by the expression of it's face :o

[@pedinhuh16]

"My father is dead" :)

[@_MaZTeR_]

Ryder is indoctrinated.

[@justdude8589]

My father's in prison : pryo

[@uedarizaru]

my kind of reaction tbh, i guess ryder have a daddy issue

[@Nitfluad]

:/

[@ChairmanZhongXiNa]

More like : |

[@thighsman5430]

"My face is tired" What did she mean by this?

[@JoeyJoJoJoestarJuniorShabadoo]

The more I think about it the less sense it makes. WTF does that line mean!?!??!!

[@Golemoid]

we need more context, maybe they were talking about giving blowjobs?

[@modarnwarfare2rull]

I think Bioware just forgot how to write lol.

[@MMock]

My animator is tired, from dealing with everything

[@MIR1AN]

a hidden message from the animator

[@LAHover]

They did not make a video game, they made an interactive meme...

[@radpunk5144]

That's a good one XD

[@alephnull423]

That meme died off pretty easily

[@contalovtv5670]

@@alephnull423 What a shame

[@fellowtemplar5679]

@SamTheMan2 Only thing the game did better than the original trilogy is the combat. Everything else is a huge stepdown.

[@JackMoreese]

I just don't understand how BioWare had hundreds of people work on this game for 3+ years, but at no point were they like "Hey, these facial animations make people look like soulless demons, let's fix them."

[@vigdissnorri]

Moreese Music easy they fired a fuck load of talented people (like 90% were white and male) for the new diversity shit they have in place basically saying hey we need more blacks Hispanics Asians etc o most likely getting hacks or people with little to no experience working on a AAA title

[@tigerex777]

Moreese Music exactly it blows my mind too. If you go back to the first Mass Effect, not even 3, and compare the facial animations you have to wonder how can you go from excellent to comedy status level. Arent you supposed to improve over time?

[@oktw6969]

The people who would say "this shit sux" were fired for being too offensive.

[@lsfaraone]

Oktavia Von Seckendorff Triggered one too many people. lol

[@bevvvy1374]

"Everyone competent left after ME1" Explain ME2(and ME3 to a degree) then

[@MadlukeLCM]

It's as if the game was developed by aliens trying there absolute best to imitate human movements and facial reactions.

[@DrAnimePhD]

Luke Marshall Please. Alien races would do a much better job.

[@Tamamo-no-Bae]

Not necessarily. Lets take an example, Elephants have extremely complex ways of communicating utilizing a mix of low frequency sounds created by their feet, expressions with their trunk and such. How would you animate that? For an Alien it'd be just as weird to accurately animate our facial muscles and such. That does not excuse the bad body animation though.

[@Taikaru]

Spoilers!!! Geez.

[@amanofculture4892]

yeah, so EA games.

[@The_Burning_Sensation]

Good morning, fellow humans. I am Hugh Mann, fellow human explorer. Would you care for a hot or cold traditional human drink?

[@MizManFryingP]

I think Mass Effect: Andromeda is a clever advertising campaign to make people buy The Witcher 3.

[@bbriggs7409]

Why?

[@nortons7040]

It's obvious, kid. When beautiful girl is surrounded by ugly girls it makes her beauty shine even more. That's why beauties are often befriend ugly girls. Same thing with The Witcher 3 - ugliness of MEA even more outlines perfection of Geralt's adventures.

[@FercPolo]

If only they could fix their control shit. I tried playing the first one to get into the series, holy shit those controls.

[@gavo7911]

Fuck outta here with that overrated borefest. At least Andromeda has fun combat.

[@xjusan]

It's not overrated. It's a fact.

[@Emilis2023]

And this is just the programming issues. What about the lack of creativity? We're exploring a new galaxy. This was their chance to go nuts with new types of life forms. But no, still the standard plant/animals/intelligent life. And as for the intelligent life, we get two human like biped races with new head crests and bent knees and the geth 2.0. They wear normal clothing, fly around in ships, and use handheld guns. I was really hoping for a little more effort. As for the planets, they are beautiful, but as far as I've gotten its just "snowy planet", "desert planet", and "jungle planet". This is such a missed opportunity.

[@staffyman11]

like they said in a developer commentary in mass effect 1; "we wanted to make a new species but it had to had the same exoskeleton as humans as to save lots of work on animations and such"

[@alb9022]

"as to save lots of work on animations and such"

[@staffyman11]

yeah i'm not making excuses for them. i'm saying they're lazy assholes for being pad how much they were and still do fuck all with such a great opportunity

[@kevinbarber2795]

Emilis2023 Ikr? Heck, where are the aliens who use biological living weapons and stuff? That would have been really cool!

[@seanphillips7539]

I cannot agree enough. Love the game but they definetly missed their chance at making a more robust galaxy teeming with life. Its dissapointing.

[@thinking-ape6483]

I am commander Shepard and this is my favourite video on the Citadel.

[@SniperKingz]

We've unfortunately reached critical mass, as you say.

[@joshuamckenzie93]

Nice to see you here Thinking-Ape.

[@thinking-ape6483]

This video is too funny not to be here.

[@Roebuck325]

I'm sick and tired of your disingenuous assertions.

[@SammEater]

Marauder Shields didn't died for this.

[@leviathon1113]

Nah guys, i think Bioware are trying to release their first comedy.

[@MegaTNT32]

Phillip Scott Nice bait.

[@AdamMichalMarkowski]

Not bait, read what they employee are posting on Twitter.

[@TheATeciak]

SPACE comedy.

[@stix1239]

why are they forcing this gay/lesbian stuff so much?

[@zoopdterdoobdter5743]

+Stix 123 Because, diversity is our strength. Only a Nazi would ask such a question.

[@christhompson7485]

I laugh at this video, but that laughter quickly devolves into sobbing.

[@yoursnape9135]

as a long time fan ... im switching between anger and sadness and manical laughter... HOW THE FUCK COULD THEY DO THIS TO US!!!!

[@yoursnape9135]

your ass effect makes my mass erect! now ben dover!

[@IchHassePasswoerter]

That's because EA started hiring according to diversity quotas, not skill.

[@milkywaylibrary]

this master piece captures ture human emotions

[@Zuhma]

666 likes. I can't like this comment

[@madmechanicus9405]

I wanted to buy it but my face was tired.

[@cchristianjeremy]

From what? From dealing with everything?

[@dj.blackstar]

Sorry, my face is tired. Everyone's face in this game is tired.

[@SgtTeddybear66]

I was gunna make a witty response, but my face is tired.

[@stui8Bit231vamp734]

when I first saw that clip, I legit thought that was a dubbed voice over parody

[@Jim63071]

When I first saw this game, I legit thought it was a parody. It's like the made Gamer Poop into a game.

[@w1lle1]

Seriously, who would say that "my face is tired."??

[@TheCartster1]

BlackStar Senpai Hey eyes are massive, her irises are misshapen, and she's always smiling

[@r3dp0isn]

Mass effect Andromeda Director :Tommy wiseau

[@Poisonedblade]

You're tearing the N7 apart Lisa!

[@MrJocko111]

You're my best customer Ryder. Oh hi Cora.

[@Botrytis18]

EA: We did not push anything, It's not true, It's Bulsh*t, We did not force anything. WE DID NOOOT!... ... Oh Hi Gamers!

[@victimos5242]

oh hi mark

[@Dreadjaws]

"The results have come. I definitely have the genophage." "Ah. OK."

[@PopTartNeko]

The developers did manslay3rs job and made their own gamer poop

[@franciscoduran998]

I can't believe there's people that defend this game

[@lukexplay2097]

why did not nobody talk about the story of the game?

[@lukexplay2097]

hm ok 0_0

[@michaelk-j6123]

A games story can only get it so far. If the gameplay and visual quality are severely lacking, but the story is amazing, I'd prefer to just read a book. I don't want to play this trash because it's not fun to play, that's what games should be, yes, even heavily story based games should be first and foremost immersive and fun to play. If you have a good story, but cant make a game, write a book instead and I'll happily read it. Andromeda is not immersive thanks to its buggy animations, and its not fun thanks to its shoddy gameplay. Maybe the story is good, I'll never know, because it's a shit game, not a good novel.

[@lukexplay2097]

hm ok 0_0 well games were made to be fun

[@michaelk-j6123]

Exactly thats my point, and this game isnt fun because it's completely half baked...

[@Protantical]

I legit lost my shit at the backwards pistol. That's inexcusable.

[@caav56]

She wanted to commit suicide and leave this awful game, but, unfortunately, gun was built backwards.

[@peppermillers8361]

Screw that, I would pay millions for that floating assault rifle.

[@campbell4show]

2:14 You get a whiff of fart and can't remember if it was you that farted.

[@YourAssAintSafe]

Scottish Guy LOLOLOLOL

[@BatmanisBatman]

Scottish Guy LMAO

[@Saint_Jiub]

Perfect.

[@fsk648]

My fucking sides

[@cvpxballer]

i legitimately burst out laughing at that, thank you.

[@Herman_Hedning]

Mass Effect Andromeda came out the same day as World Down Syndrome Day Just something to think about

[@L3ON360Z]

Holy shit you're right. Mass Effect Down Syndromeda confirmed.

[@khlorus6531]

oh sh*t

[@MrMoofisAwesome]

amazing.

[@AndyRoidEU]

Mind blown! ... So ... all ... that... was done ... on purpose!

[@atomsmasher703]

Brilliant!

[@embo962]

I took and arrow to the knee and now my face is tired

[@sinatraforeign]

Em Bo They takes chromosome in their dna.

[@cityguard4847]

Em Bo same. Except my animations look good as ever and more thanks to mods! I highly recommend the treatment, really makes you feel freshened up!

[@Aramey44]

Looking at the Witcher comparison, Bioware can't even apply make-up correctly.

[@RED_Theory038]

Aramey I would be surprised if any of them at that office knew how to apply makeup irl.

[@jharts5213]

Aramey I blame EA, cranking out games like a fucking Irish housewife where as CD projeket pits actual time and effort into their games

[@thearcanefailure2485]

But no matter what scars you bear Whatever uniform you wear You can fight like a Krogan, run like a leopard But you'll never be better than COMMANDER SHEPARD!

[@RodsRetroplays]

"We'll bang, OK?"

[@EverydayYounglife]

Rods' Retroplays/Old Stopmotions "How's about Hi, Deacon!"

[@delta2372]

The Arcane Failure unless your the master chief or any of the other spartan 2's and 3's or the arbiter, THEN your better than commander shepard.

[@newRockHall]

The Arcane Failure We'll bang ok?

[@tommark3015]

Biotic Shepherd kills master chief

[@ZupaWabbit]

Change the title to Mass Defect.

[@dantess2693]

Mass Effect Andromaderp

[@mirrorslash028]

Ass defect: Andromierda

[@nokturnallex2160]

Mass Defect: Andromaderp There ya go. A nice combination

[@stepienmaximilian]

Ass Defect: Aspergeda

[@damianramirez9788]

Mass Defect: Syndromeda...

[@zoltanperei4789]

2:15 when you realize it wasn't just a fart.

[@TioCassidy]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@AlexisR-mw8ky]

HAHAHAHA

[@CarpeClunes]

This video makes Mass Effect: Andromeda look like a comedic masterpiece rather than a tragedy of programming.

[@blueawesomedinosaur]

Exactly, the laugh track is oddly fitting.

[@Hungyable]

After more then 600 years of sleeping what would you expect from them... they all probably have some neural and motoric dysfunctions

[@maxhowells6200]

Matej Maďar hey, that sounds like a plausible excuse for the developers

[@zaphero5518]

Matej Maďar "Sorry, my face is tired"

[@TheOriginal_Unaleska]

Matej Maďar -.- i hope this is a joke

[@dongblak7048]

*Matej Mad'ar* They'll also be constipated.

[@SEMARPE]

TheOriginal Unaleska It is..

[@kirankalyanam]

I've been thinking a lot about these facial animations and i came up with two theories. Theory 1: All these guys are indoctrinated, and they look pretty good for husks. Theory 2: Synthesis ending in ME3 affected Andromeda galaxy and made all these people androids.

[@caav56]

I prefer the second one, only that for them, Synthesis was not complete (there is no characteristic greenish glow) and, because of this, they are still stuck in the middle of merge - not organics, not synthetics, not hybrids like the Milky Way inhabitants either. As you can see, it does not do any good to them.

[@BoneBullet]

Theory 3: Cryostasis destroys nerve endings in the face and may also result in partial paralysis and brain damage.

[@AAhmou]

Theory 5: They had altered DNA in order to survive the Cryostasis for that long, but it had mostly destroyed their facial muscles.

[@rmduwk]

Or theory 10 Andromeda initiative was about sending away all the uglies to the other galaxy. So ugly that even reapers did not bother to chase after them

[@Facu-pm8sf]

the npc from skyrim look better lol

[@thorshammer7883]

Facu 5665 And Literally so.

[@northernsoldier2280]

Please dont ever insult skyrim like that again please.

[@inevitableveganfuture3915]

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then my face got tired.

[@uedarizaru]

@@inevitableveganfuture3915 goddammit barb

[@caseyhelmer704]

@@northernsoldier2280 what?

[@MDPToaster]

The sad part is that the facial animations, heck all of the character animations from Half-Life 2, a game released in 2004 are miles better than a game released in 2017. Let that sink in for a moment.

[@ikdusVictor90]

Ocarina of Time on N64 had had more convincing facial animations than this.

[@tgr3423]

And it didn't even have any freaking facial animations. That's sad.

[@DiggityDawgDiggity]

Andrew Eriksson Queue random guy trying to politicize it. Likely the devs were rushed to push out this game and thats why its shit. Has jack shit to do with your bullshit pansy ass whiny political agenda

[@blackDarkStorm]

My toaster has more convincing facial animations than this

[@Doobus_Goodus]

this is the most passive aggressive thread ive read in a long time

[@MielBarcel]

CrowbCat's video on this game is going to be legendary.

[@Realgigclin]

probably a lot like this

[@ivanmarquez5506]

The only real hype i get from these type of dramas are Crowbcat's next release.

[@piggypoo]

you're right, i can't fucking wait!

[@xanzibar]

Miguel Barcellos I'm honestly more hype for his video than any game release this year tbh.

[@DiePoente]

It will be just a compilation, why should it be legendary if it's going to be same like this one.

[@andresgv10]

I'm just here to laugh at all those people that pre-ordered it, lol.

[@raymedia020]

My Man!

[@obnielg5752]

I feel like a sucker for it, having played the trilogy I expected so much from it as did most fans of series.

[@janmarek4659]

Lol. I did. Deluxe Edition.

[@michaeledwards7101]

ya me too lol

[@AutoSia]

I got it new for 25 when it was on sale😂

[@tombrearley-smith5777]

Say what you will about 'Metal Gear Solid V' being an "unfinished game," but at least they don't have facial animations that are on par with an amateur student project like 'Andromeda'.

[@L3ON360Z]

MGSV was unfinished because of Konami. Kojima had big ambitions for the game but it'd take more time. Bioware rushed this game out and apparently EA would have allowed more time.

[@billwilson8267]

L3ON >believing Kojima World Order propaganda The game would be shit finished or not.

[@VunderGuy]

Shit, the entire Metal Gear Solid franchise is an 'unfinished series,' and I'd happily play any of the games there before this, if only because the story and voice acting is so hilariously bad I can at least watch it as a comedy and have even more fun wondering what the fuck kind of Hiroshima and Nagasaki made wasabi Hideous Kojima was smokin' when he was penning this goo-shit no rationally thinking person could take as seriously as Metal Gear fans take.

[@reik.1830]

MGSV isn't much better, they totally forgot voicing for the main character

[@gowestyoungman8184]

>Bioware rushed this game but apparently EA would have allowed more time > *apparently* > *EA* You reckon? They rushed production of ME:A to prevent it from taking up more of the budget from lootboxes and Anthem (which are not mutually exclusive). Add to that the fact that half of BW Montreal was made up of postgrad cosplayers and libtards (for 'diversity' and to skimp on costs), and you've got the recipe for one subpar game.

[@TravelWithCesarin]

almost all the faces are "shit, thats our pathfinder? we're fucked!" and ryder is also "I'm the pathfinder.. we're so fucked"

[@fs5866]

Cesarin Pillin lmao

[@Diree]

Well, to be fair, that IS the premise of the story, so if they wanted to convey that...kudos to them. Literally no one takes you very seriously. They just have to roll with you, because plot armor.

[@TravelWithCesarin]

its true.. I mean, look at 0:42. Specifically the human director and Ryder XD

[@Audiodump]

"My father is dead" *Big goofy grin* "My face is tired" *Zero fucking emoting with wide dead eyes* How long till they try to say all criticism against them is just racism or misogyny? Oh wait they already started.

[@trippfields279]

Audiodump Gamergate all over again

[@aa7146]

Audiodump they did??

[@Circuitssmith]

Yep. That didn't take long. Gaming news websites are framing all criticism of the game as being a result of the lead animation person being a woman. Fuck's sake, it's Ghostbusters all over again.

[@KuronekoBonbon]

her mouth is not ADR at all.

[@DamonInferis]

LOL! Right? Ass Defect... I mean Mass Effect, as a name and game series is dead.

[@max123season4]

I just dont get it, how something so essential as facial and movement animations gets pass the review process like no one at Bioware saw this and went "that's not how faces work". The fact that they even dared to put a game in this state out it's just shameful, even if this game its decent people are not gonna get pass all of this shit so nice job Bioware you really outdone yourselves.

[@mctorus]

Easy. You got hype, EA brand, ME brand, and huge amount Biodrones. Easy profit, no need much work. They all know this.

[@Golemoid]

Bioware is full of people who can't program or animate for shit, because they were hired for their gender, race or political affiliation.

[@99tropix]

The only reasonable explanation is that they re-did most of the game at the last minute, and EA was piling on huge pressure to release. I agree that it's incredible that this shower of shit passed QA testing. There are thousands of talented animators in the world, and Bioware doesn't appear to have the ability to hire any of them, despite their significant resources and attractive reputation. Truly staggering.

[@andrju3916]

wolfexnob And people will probably buy the shit out of it and make EA think that it's acceptable to sell a product like this

[@mathieugirard3918]

tbh animation is hard and takes a lot of time, especially when a game has so much dialogue. The game's budget would take a significant hit. Although even considering that this is quite shitty.

[@MrSlashfreak27]

Mass Defect

[@TheBreakingBenny]

Kitty0706 is much better than this, but yeah...

[@Ivelliosz]

2:15 The moment of realisation that something goes wrong. This character is just screaming inside "What am I even doing in this fucked up place?" You can make so much memes from those faces, like seriously, look at this shit.

[@juanorihuela4128]

IvelliosSeannodel We can even spot how that character just delete himself from the game 02:33

[@Diree]

You don't even need to use the faces. The writing alone screams: "What are we doing here? What am I doing here? Whyyyy?" So far I haven't met a single interesting character, maybe Vetra...and that's telling of the game's state. Remember the first visit to the Citadel? Anderson? That Asari councellor? The Hanaar or Elcor or Volus embassies? C-Sec? The first time you visit the "club"? Speaking to the Council? That sense of grandieur. In Andromeda it's not "explore this station and see what you can find out". Instead it's "follow the orange quest marker, this shows you all you need to know. Ignore the rest."

[@tjiiik]

When you have a stroke.

[@Serpentar9000]

i guess AAA now stands for AAAYLMAO WTF ARE THOSE ANIMATIONS DUDE XD

[@Golemoid]

it stands for I can't believe those sheeple pAAAy $60 for this piece of crap

[@tarapapi]

Weird fucking thing is the Aliens are the ones that look most normal 2:53 and 3:10

[@kirillxt]

japanese sex robots have better facial animations than this

[@2-d857]

Even 3d hentai(s) have better facial animations

[@lukexplay2097]

ok, but what about the story of the game?

[@noblechan6235]

The fucking Shrek part got me good. It's all Ogre now. xD

[@osmang442]

do you know the witch remix?

[@Herman_Hedning]

where is shrek?

[@BloodratPida]

Almost at the end of the video. I lost my shit there too.

[@Herman_Hedning]

Noble Chan music?

[@dr.laydude]

*I'm only human after all... don't put the blame on me* Oh not so fast Bioware, you don't really think you are getting away that easy now do you?

[@NDR76]

It all makes sense now

[@Dice_SA]

It's like Bioware invented a new type of syndrome for the faces in this game.

[@powdgaze]

Bioware invented Terminal 8

[@OptimisticSociopath]

Powder S. "Hey Mario! I found this new game ME: Andromeda! It looks pretty good!" "No Lugi... All characters have Terminal 8 that affect facial animation... "But Mario... what about the story? The gameplay? Aren't these aspects are important?" "Tell that to the FANS and you will see what kind of answear you will recieve..."

[@novatheetheral6776]

VargoR Like for the vinesauce ref

[@alexholker1309]

I guess cryosleep isn't quite as safe as they hoped it would be.

[@Realgigclin]

FROSTBITE 3 syndrome

[@ARX78]

3:40 Fastest breast reduction I've ever seen.

[@RaphaClassic]

Well, it actually makes sense, this is the future of breast implants. If you lay down they get bigger and if you get up and ready they shrink to not be uncomfortable in battle.

[@ICONIC1PRO]

More like Breast destruction

[@lonelypotato520]

Max Shine Pardon my interruption, my breasts are augmented

[@SXR123_YT]

0:47 "you look really broken up about that."

[@monx84]

So this is what $60 gets me now a days huh?

[@Xport9]

You must not forget, DLC! Only for 9,999$ worth of purchase, you'll get half of the game! But wait, there's more, if you purchase BioWare studio from EA for 10 trillion dollars, they may actually start making quality games again!

[@whitewalker4223]

No. apparently this is what about 50$ will get you nowadays. This game saw a 20% price cut within the first few days of release at many retailers, including amazon. gahbage.

[@coolertuep]

get zelda for 60$ and your fine

[@whaledicknachos4341]

79.99 here in Canada. So 90 bucks total

[@frenzyskittles7706]

4:42 she was trying to commit a suicide and Bioware refused it.

[@Poisonedblade]

If I was in that game, I would try and kill myself, too.

[@anasbakhit4303]

Robin J. it would be hilarious if she looked at the gun after that with a shocking looks on her tired face and didn't know what just happen.

[@DoctorLalve]

It reminds me of that one facial animation mod for Fallout 4 where everybody looks too happy.

[@jamieleng1968]

Don't put the blame on them. They're only human after all.

[@gowestyoungman8184]

Bad excuse.

[@aegontargaryen8307]

Go West Young Man he was referencing a song

[@gowestyoungman8184]

Aware. Still not an excuse.

[@aegontargaryen8307]

Go West Young Man its a fucking joke not an excuse are you fucking dumb boy?

[@uniteddreams7065]

Doesn't matter....Mass Effect Andromeda's marketing was very off point it wasn't very Bioware like and not very company like. The characters resemble little kids that went through plastic surgery looking like Barbie and Ken.

[@Magicwinguy]

I dream of a world where EA goes out of business

[@delta2372]

Magicwinguy between BF1 going down the drain and this game, your dream may become a reality soon.

[@thedarkmaster4747]

why not make that dream a reality.

[@swiss_Otaku]

+JS 23 nice one blame the sport games dude they make so much money with Fifa they can flop every other game and still have a great financial year

[@TiberianFiend]

Magicwinguy And release some of those awesome IP's from their death grasp.

[@delta2372]

Swiss_brodi damn it how could I forget those sports game's.

[@Hooos-vu1kz]

RIP commander shepard. we will miss you 😢

[@degrengolada2360]

making hard decisions and owning females thats what begin a leader is about. We land, GET FEMALES, GET SEX, and leave before anyone changes their minds. Its hard enough fighting a war but its worse knowing no matter what how hard you try you cant fuck them all

[@chezfiq9721]

+Degrengolada which episode is that??

[@janszkylaszlo]

ME:XXX

[@degrengolada2360]

+Lion Fiq 5 episode

[@guilhermeroyama8842]

RIP good Mass Effect. we will miss you

[@TheHorreK2]

"I am only Human after all", always thought there was something wrong with the "theme song" of andromeda in the trailer, it didnt fit with the genre of the game. Now i know why, it doesnt have anything to do with the game but with the poor programmers that had to rush this shit out

[@Sinderance_]

TheHorreK2 It even says, "Don't put the blame on me"

[@katrinal353]

Self-aware studio is self-aware! lmao

[@blackDarkStorm]

Lmao

[@Dantick09]

Then in the DLC its revealed they are all robots and that explains the terrible human faces

[@7rob27]

Dantick09 Good theory. I got another one. When they started out many many years ago they where a much smaller group. And now, in the present, we see the EFFECTs of MASSive incest. That's why they have all the same stupid face.

[@berengerchristy6256]

Somehow we went from Mass Effect 2, imo one of the greatest games ever made, to this. Surely there is no god

[@thomasfeather9954]

Death comes in the form of Ryder's Goofy Nightmare Fuel Face.

[@GushChew]

ME2s main plot and Andromedas main plot are about as bad as each other, the only good part of me2 was the recruitment and loyalty missions, plus alot of problems with me3s campaign have their root in me2. ME2 literally didn't advance the reaper plot at all, me1 ends "we need to find a way to stop the reapers" me2 ends "we haven't learned anything about how to stop the reapers, we wasted two years of our time on what amounts to a side quest,we need to find a way to stop the reapers" at least Andromeda set up any possible sequel decently well,while me2 actively fucked the over arching story of the trilogy

[@ethemk1421]

Ahhhh the memories. I remember how much I loved Mass Effect 2 by not knowing anything about it before starting, then finished the game with different builds and story choices countless times. I can't remember how many times it gave me a lot chills. The best 60 bucks I ever spent. I wish I could wipe my memory and start this beautiful game again. No wonder it is widely regarded as the best Mass Effect game to date, supported by the facts that it has got the highest rating and most awarded game in the franchise. www.metacritic.com/game/xbox-360/mass-effect-2/critic-reviews en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_accolades_received_by_Mass_Effect_2 Reading the reviews and awards gives me chills as much as the game itself. What a masterpiece. Truly one of the greatest games ever made. I would think no Mass Effect to come will ever dethrone it. Totally disappointed with ME3 and Andromeda so far. We can only hope the next game take a look at Mass Effect 2. You don't need any examples how to make proper games than your own game Bioware. The answer is in front of your eyes.

[@berengerchristy6256]

I think the problem is that a lot of the talent that made ME2 has long gone. I really thought DA Inquisition was pretty good and thought they were on the right track for Andromeda but my oh my

[@Gyrbae]

Most of the original Bioware team left and got replaced by inexperienced SJW's and Tumblerinas. That's why not only animation and gameplay but also story and dialogue are ruined.

[@paulssss5463]

Why does the protagonist always have an expression of confused bewilderment?

[@caav56]

The cryosleep wasn't something good to her face (and, probably, nervous system).

[@oilpirate3785]

MostMercifulMoose She has permanent nerve damage with a side of aspergers.

[@paulssss5463]

+Warrior Of Time I'm in school right now and I laughed out loud at this comment. Everybody in my English class looked at me like I killed my entire family.

[@paulssss5463]

+Lordofhste9621 ... What?

[@logirogi1468]

Well, seeing as how Young Conker flopped, they decided to take it to the next level.

[@letmeouttamycage]

I just don't understand how they can release a game in this state

[@ChunkyKongGaming]

Because they know people will buy it. Once they have that money theres no guilt. Its our fault really for supporting this type of thing.

[@TheAdditionalPylons]

MONEY

[@notquitehuman5097]

Because they are too cool to use terms Early Access or Beta.

[@RedOblivion711]

Because they didn't learn their lesson from the last shitstorm. That's okay, though. They will now.

[@bigdoggo5827]

did u play big rigs? that's a real shit

[@S1NG15]

Wait a second, a game published by EA turns out to be rushed out the door, unfinished and full of glitches a bugs? Next you will tell me that water is wet and that the sky is blue!

[@thedarkmaster4747]

yep.

[@burgbass]

Whater is actually cold.

[@S1NG15]

Skarra Baines I tend to sit still in the cinema in silence otherwise people ask me to stop screaming and waving my arms around.

[@thedarkmaster4747]

Singis Tinge >XD that was beautifull...

[@A_Player]

This is probably the best buggy game video I've ever seen. Doesn't go too over the top with the memes and greatly showcases the best moments we've seen so far. Great work.

[@BlackSalamander439]

EA: So we will be releasing this game on March 21st, is that ok? Bioware: Well, not really, we need more time, give us half a year. EA: Excellent, so March 21st? Bioware: But we said... EA: I'm glad we reached an agreement.

[@ImperatorAdeptus]

No it went more like this. EA:We're gonna release this game on March 21st Bioware:B-Bu- EA:Huh what was that? Bioware:Y-yeah sure.

[@Bombaider]

They had 5 years to make this game

[@Model_BT-7274]

Zavoxor doesn't mean they worked for 5 years

[@RyuRyoushi]

Your profile picture made me laugh my ass off. Sexy sexy Mutahar.

[@Zenfluence81]

Yea its very doubtful the *entire team* was working 5 years on this game... Of course people would rather blame Bioware who has a decent track record vs EA who wreck shyt all the time #cuzemotions😢

[@QuaTTrO456]

Someone got paid for this.

[@ДмитрийДаятакой]

Only 40-60$. )))

[@XXXIMSEXYNIKNOWITXXX]

F4K_ yeah fuck Bioware till they fix this

[@JackBurton.]

Cassius Rolfe no they won't.. those faces will stay like that. Not a chance it would be re working the entire game to fix.

[@XXXIMSEXYNIKNOWITXXX]

Fuck Bioware forever I guess. But shit needed to be said and heard . All these fanboys going " I'm gonna love it I don't play it for the animations " are the ones truly responsible for this . These bootlickers are the reasons why people have to buy overpriced DLCs and pay 60 fucking dollars for a game that sure as shit ain't finished. All these Devs and Publishers Don't have to put an effort because of these fanboys . Fuck.

[@nathanbasford4533]

Cassius Rolfe You speak the truth.

[@Freesiappe]

Holy shit this video makes me wanna buy The Witcher 3

[@HexPLAYSPlus]

yup best game ive played

[@RubiixCat]

Dude, you definitely should. Buy the Game of the Year edition if you can, it's worth it. I actually preferred Blood and Wine to the base game (and I *loved* the base game).

[@420potsofale8]

*JUST DO IT!*

[@ShadyITA92]

StairwayTDH do it, fucking masterpiece

[@WNDRFL1]

StairwayTDH bruh never waiting to buy a Witcher game ever again

[@jakubgrzybek6181]

Asari - race of beautiful women, one of them could have finish guys just by staring at them. *companion has appealing of Shrek*

[@ElementalLeaf]

> Watch Dogs trailer comes out. > Gamers are hyped > Watch Dogs gameplay video released > Gamers get pissed about the graphics > Bioware takes notice and decides to 1-up them > Mass Effect Andromeda

[@cameronmckillop6448]

At least the world around all the tired faces looks pretty good.

[@ElementalLeaf]

So....just not the part that matters then when it comes to a game that's supposed to be a heavy story-driven narrative?

[@cameronmckillop6448]

At this point you're just looking for someone to argue with. I make a single point that, to be specific, the environments looks pretty, then you double down with what you're already said. My suggestion to you is go to the ME: Andromeda reddit page to argue about it, because most people acknowledge the glaring faults of ME:A.

[@ElementalLeaf]

Actually if anything you're the one looking to argue. My ORIGINAL comment just serves to sardonically draw comparison to something that's happened like this before but not to this scale. You, for whatever reason, think the scenery is pretty, so its ok. At least the scenery is pretty. Too bad that's not what is essential though

[@toufiq309]

Well watch dogs 2 was pretty much well received.

[@blaster5800]

I'm using Mass Effect Andromeda as my new meme for "garbage".

[@pauloandrefloter5238]

Vampire Bloodlines had better face animation back in 2004!

[@EyeoftheU]

Vampire Bloodlines was really fantastic in that department. The NPCs where actually _acting_, like doing sweeping, dramatic hand gestures to underscore a point and fixing you with a Kubrick stare whenever they were pissed off about something. I can't think of too many other games doing the same.

[@soulshadowification]

Paulo André Floter thanks for mentioning it. Now I have to redownload it.

[@pauloandrefloter5238]

you are welcome!! hahaha great game!

[@RodsRetroplays]

Castlevania Lament of Innocence had better face animations back in 2003!

[@CognizantCheddar]

Bloodlines was a buggy nightmare that ran like ass because it used an alpha-build of the first Source engine. And yet, you're still right!

[@hasanpasha1079]

Mass effect: Tommy Wiseau version

[@Elburion]

Oh my god, it's turning into a Ghostbusters reboot.

[@ImperatorAdeptus]

Not enough fat women and unfunny jokes.

[@Elburion]

I mean the quality of the acting everything just seems goofy.

[@MichaelS-vy1ku]

It also comes with the same complaining that everyone that doesn't like it is a racist or sexist or other bullshit. Look it up, major gaming journals are already white knighting for Andromeda and saying that the evil gamergate boogeyman is making them look bad.

[@SamLemont]

Honestly, I hated GB reboot, but I'd rather watch it than play this game.

[@1barnet1]

Because the agony will only last approx. 2 hours instead of a 120?

[@jazthurin]

lmao this cost $60 plus dlc? no.

[@stevejobs4087]

C0PPERM0NK no dlc, fortunately

[@gowestyoungman8184]

*unfortunately At least if there was dlc there might have been a reason for the Deluxe edition to be so much more pricey (some guns, an armour and a monkey is the best they could come up with?), as well as some more story content. If they had spent some time on DLC (and put in actual effort) they might have regained enough faith to make another, better ME. At the very least they could have had some free one-mission story dlc, animation packs and such.

[@nickabbott319]

Roy Earle still a waste of money lol

[@TheJollymice]

even if it's worth 100$, still buying it, the story is really good, graphics and physics are extremely accurate. there are few bugs and glitches but that doesn't mean it's bad game! that would be 9.5/10. best game

[@mlgamings6110]

@@TheJollymice Seriously? Ok, yes the story is good. The graphics are good, the physics are ok, there aren't too many bugs and glitches. But the animations are so horrible. Its very hard to enjoy the game. I bought a 20 dollar game with less action, more bugs, and wonky physics and it was WAY more fun than playing this because I was more immersed. If it was 20 dollars that would be ok but 60 is way too overpriced for this trash.

[@thebalder9634]

Ryder looks like she's 12 years old.

[@pepper_doze2463]

"Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty".... I dieded..

[@dekantidreamstrider4523]

And thus my favorite sci-fi game series died.. Goodbye old friend, I'll just go back to ME2 and remember you in your glory days.

[@ShdowHuntr]

Sammie Trash ME2 was the best

[@echodelta2172]

get that Citadel DLC and relive the good times.

[@necromorph1109]

Sammie Trash it did not die with mass effect 3 ending?

[@danablack9499]

Sammie Trash ME2 was trash compared to the first

[@danablack9499]

Chris Stark wrong

[@Chaud31423]

The lip sync is like the Auto-Lip Sync function I've seen in TF2 Source Film Maker

[@caav56]

Except worse (and more funny, in old Rubberfruit way)

[@KastaRules]

I just hope *CD Projekt* will take over the sci-fi genre.

[@karner1541]

Cyberpunk ?

[@StarContract]

Cyberpunk is not so sci fi so to speak, it's more... Cyberpunk. It deals with stuff like surveillance, and it all happens on earth with no aliens. But i might be the only person in the world that makes these kind of subtle distinctions. We need Rockstar to step in and make a space game. Like a full, hardcore, synthwave space game with their excellent writers and anti-sjw-manveer-crashing characters.

[@turtleonionsoup295]

Ilan Lakan Bethesda is already making Starfield. The true kings of gaming.

[@zhin8294]

Lord Papyrus Lord Papyrus Yeah right. More like true kings of bugs and glitches. Ever since the Witcher 3 came out alongside Fallout 4, people have (including me) realized that they aren't really the masters and the pioneers of open world gaming as we thought they were. They are just sub par. People are making fun of this game for it's stiff and laughable animations (rightfully so) but they forget that Fallout 4 wasn't really breezing through that department either. And when their game was compared to W3, a true master class in open world games, people realized that Bathesda has been getting a lot of free passes for quite some time now.

[@karner1541]

Have you ever played Gothic 2 ? one of the best open world i have ever seen in a game

[@ABSolution2468]

When recession hits but the board of director wanted to keep their salary

[@Golemoid]

gurl 1: my father is dead, im the successor =) gurl 2: he is... dead... gurl 1: =) 10/10 or i ddos you

[@Golemoid]

also 2:28 is this hayden christensen!?

[@ZAznGirlZ]

it looks like she killed him

[@milams___]

She smiles through pain!

[@katiepersons6575]

Don't laugh. If this were SWTOR her response would be completely reasonable!

[@jacklong1844]

Her constant grins would make Hillary Clinton look like she was paid to smile

[@stacyreed5767]

So at least Andromeda will be hilarious, can't wait for gamer poop on it

[@Zandwer]

damn right it will be fun

[@MDksa123]

We'll bang okay.??

[@Rodrianius]

stacyreed Ohh, I forgot about those, but now i can see how this failed piece of trash might still give me enjoyment

[@alexf0723]

dude. this is gonna be like a payperview version of Gamer Poop 😂😂😂😂

[@GrowlingRB24]

Gamerpoop?! This is the gamerpoop!

[@davidbyrd3006]

This was turning out to be a very good start for this year in games until Mass Effect Andromeda showed it's glitch-riddled hide to the masses.

[@ShdowHuntr]

David Byrd Yeah its sad

[@SakurakoLover]

David Byrd Even 2B's emotions are better than All animations of MEA

[@marilagi]

Kano Sazanami Nier Automata is overall a WAY better game.

[@shawnkucinski7479]

Well if you like Japanese games there's still hope Nier Automata is amazing and Persona 5 is just around the corner.

[@personguy6517]

don't forget nioh, samurai dark souls

[@MagnusSohlberg]

"I'm only human" ... their excuse is in their choice of song, yes?

[@TheoriesInto]

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

[@WickedParanoid]

Theories Into Nightclubbing Both.

[@HerefordMadMan]

I thought this was hilarious, the animation in this game is a joke! And I am one of the folks who actually likes the game... I can overlook a lot... A LOT.

[@Xaphnir]

Comparing the facial expressions to a 2015 game? Why not compare them to Final Fantasy X from 2002, where they were still better?

[@kFlynn_217]

Yeah, like the scene where Yuna and Tidus are laughing their asses out xD

[@zer0zi]

The original Deus Ex' facial animations felt more natural(or you could say that it just worked) compared to this.

[@sashkageorgieva2678]

Zeroarcanus карнавална

[@AsianTheDomination]

+Zeroarcanus and its one of the best games ever made. they actually lip synced the dialogue, but thats pretty easy when you only have two polygons to animate

[@AsianTheDomination]

Well LA Noire is probably the best out of any game, but it's a shame the technology probably won't be picked up again.

[@Darkmirren]

this game looks like it's still in pre Alpha how the hell did they release this game when it looked like this

[@Memento--Mori]

Darkmirren 1877 Erin go Bragh, Alba gu Brath.

[@Darkmirren]

Caledonia will be free one day we'll just have to wait sorry I don't speak Gaelic I wish I can learn it but I'm lazy

[@Memento--Mori]

Darkmirren 1877 Well I said in Irish "Ireland Forever" and in Scottish "Scotland Forever" mo chara (my friend in Irish).

[@Darkmirren]

Celtic Brothers in Arms have a good day sir and have a good life

[@thedarkmaster4747]

EA is hell, and they are leased...

[@ozihler]

actually, the face of sara ryder is awesome xD it's always like, wtf is going ooon.... as if she was aware of the bad animations and glitches xD

[@Stanelis1]

I can't wait for the reviews to be released, seems like we ll have a great laugh

[@bencollins9081]

Stanelis1 Reviews will all be "10/10, had good story".....and that's about as far as you can praise.

[@TheCyberneticVortex]

John Moss Yea exactly​,though it's already show with shit like the weapons in the game and other stuff to be completely lore breaking but the story will be praised beyond measure

[@Vdimdim]

More like: 10/10, had good story and top-notch gender diversity.

[@modarnwarfare2rull]

Lmao, the critics will probably love it just like they loved DA:I.

[@kolz4ever1980]

I am having a great laugh because fanboys are waiting to pay for no man sky 2. ;)

[@alexissmetje]

Hello there, do you miss me?

[@beato1617]

mmmm.. no

[@NickJerrison]

ONLY COMMANDER SHEPARD CAN DEFEAT FURFAGS

[@fantaju1ce]

The council can kiss my ass!

[@jangozubr]

I like your ass!

[@mirrorslash028]

This store discriminates against the poor!

[@adamdimpel3984]

I was laughing until you slide the witcher in there...then the tears started to flow. (Yes nanveer, white tears)

[@MadTurnip]

2:12 The exact reaction of players trying to follow the story. Amazing how they included it into the game.

[@kennhua4311]

i will pay for a paper bag dlc to cover everyones head just so i dont have to see any of their goofy looking faces and tsking me out of the experience by making me crack up everytime

[@theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149]

When a game like Half Life 2, a game released in 2004, has better facial animations than a game released in 2017. Good job Bioware! You really out done yourselves here!

[@whodatninja439]

Even the first Mass Effect has better animation.

[@markrezk9775]

I'm excited for Crowbcat to make a video on this game as well.

[@ipaul_kn3]

Mark Rezk Hype

[@markv6467]

Mark Rezk Everyone excited for Crowbcat

[@Revvnar]

He will do it, just give him time

[@yourmom9200]

Nah, that nigga loves to nit-pick and take things out of context.

[@markrezk9775]

Andrew Markus lol, Nintendo fanboy I'm guessing? His videos are accurate.

[@Windupmykilt]

I swear its a developer protest stuffing crap in to see if anyone notices

[@2WARDEN2]

And the moral of the story is: Play the Witcher 3.

[@JuventusPatton]

Or avoid playing ME: Andromeda at least. I think both options are quite valid. :D

[@pleepler]

I don't know, comparing facial expressions from this game and The Witcher is like comparing meat that rotted away 2 months ago and 2,5 months ago. No difference, both are pretty bad. But to support my argument, I can't remember any recent games with good facial expressions. Maybe AC Rogue?

[@Dantick09]

The voices in witcher 3 are better and for the faces at least they tried in MEA it s jarring how bad the faces look and move

[@Oldsul]

Gears of War 4's facial animations are amazing.

[@billymoses9734]

John Doe already did. 400 hours in. and im still hungry for a great RPG

[@feathersareheavierthansteel]

Bioware headquarters work schedule: 60% Watch memes on the internet. 20% Come up with ideas for season passes and microtransactions. 15% Discriminate against people on the internet. 5% Game developing.

[@RaphaClassic]

Maybe, but I am actually beginning to think they are just incompetent.

[@adambarton6978]

jajaja nice

[@ausbug1]

Seems accurate

[@AppleBiscuits]

75% jerking off to full nudity

[@DarkKingBowser]

EA: Taking a franchise you loved and raping it to death.

[@jmk0822]

"Sorry my face is tired" It's like Bioware is trying to make an in game excuse why all the characters faces look so lifeless

[@BigBadBuzz]

It's like they mo-cap'd the movement from Team America

[@carllazarraga2858]

loolll

[@AlkoTanko]

Reminds me of Working Joes from Alien: Isolation, except those were intentionally creepy.

[@MDPToaster]

AlkoTanko Their facial animations were supposed to look robotic, since the were robots.

[@koolrabbit100]

Robots are meant to look like robots *MINDBLOWN*

[@Worldwidegam3r]

Mr.Dr.Professor Toaster Their faces didnt even move. Alien isolstion did have some dodgy mouth animation on other characters though however it was only when they spoke in game, not in cutscenes.

[@Ved000000]

Yeah, even the Mark 2 synths from Fallout 4 look better. Fuck, the robocops from THX-1138 look better.

[@VentraI]

That fucking backwards gun tho. How does this even happen? How is this deemed as acceptable?

[@3ric585]

StuartRae11 cuz AAA 2017 lol

[@pauzeen8009]

StuartRae11 that's a weird topic cause in other footage the fun is the right way so it's most likely a glitch What makes it BAD though is that backwards gun thing happened at a fucking presentation to tons of people when your supposed to show them the best =/

[@DoctorDudePhD]

John Romero released Daikatana at the wrong time. If he had released it nowadays, everyone would have defended him and the game for all of its bugs and crashes. "But the game just came out, of course its going to be broken, thats just how it always is." and I'm just like "Yeah, funny thing is that I can remember when it wasn't."

[@stanimirmn]

they probably hoped enough retards would preorder it before someone noticed it lol

[@mezu-e]

Disgruntled animator hates working at new Bioware. This game was obviously mismanaged

[@TheSNESGrounder]

This reminds me of those clips of Hillary Clinton looking all batshit insane during interviews.

[@omiorahman6283]

Lol

[@hunterlord101]

Mass Effect 3's animation It looked *better*.

[@ДмитрийДаятакой]

Даже Mass Effect 1 looked better.

[@watchinginaz]

I don't give a shit about animations.

[@evgenii.pudanov]

Дмитрий Неизвестный I completely agree с тобой

[@UniqueFmNottz]

Really, That makes it okay then and here I thought it was a problem.

[@hunterlord101]

At least the Asari were more attractive in the first 3 games They've morphed into the butter-face race

[@Cri_Jackal]

4:46 This was done on purpose right? I mean, they designed the guns themselves, right? They should know which way it points, right?

[@ПетрПетров-о6ъ9н]

They're liberals, they have no idea from which end of the gun the bullet comes from.

[@caav56]

Someone knew she will try to shoot herself at the first opportunity and assembled the gun to fire backwards.

[@jet100a]

Петр Петров jesus christ...why mention politics when it has no effect on the quality of this game? Im sure enough Liberals have seen enough guns on tv to tell which way the bullet comes out of...not only that but in this case the gun only has one side with any openings.

[@radbones3172]

really hate to say it, but uh... sonic boom somehow has better animation than this

[@The_Alco]

sonic boom is the shit dog

[@Web720]

+Stephen Buerkert So is this.

[@FirstNameLastName-wo7li]

5 years 40 million dollars and the game looks like it was made by a first-year underfunded company how the hell can you mess this up so bad? totale slap in the face for ME fans.

[@gowestyoungman8184]

Especially noticeable when comparing it to TW3, which was essentially self-published by a much smaller company and had a budget of $81,000,000.00 US. Sure, Wild Hunt's budget was larger, but much of it was marketing and voice acting for the 15 languages the game is voice-acted in. Add to that the fact that TW3 had a similar style of 'open world', and you can really see how much each studio cares about the game. For a game its size, TW3 was dirt-cheap (e.g. GTAV cost around $260 Million USD) and they made use of every cent, even having weeks of free dlc after launch and two stellar expansions. What EA did to Bioware is embarrassing and sad, and BW will probably join Visceral and many others when Anthem inevitably gets panned for the 'games as a service' angle clearly being pushed in the game. Long story short, EA cares only about themselves, while studies like CDPR care about the consumer that got them to where they are.

[@brunoderkameramaa8005]

@@gowestyoungman8184 witchers mimic is bah They look like the same