Massage Therapy | House M.D..

[@duxnihilo]

"Let's say you're right. Completely right. About everything. Give in anyway." That's why I love Wilson.

[@drevil5066]

Wilson the perpetual simp.

[@michaelccozens]

It's terrible advice. Infantilizing to your partner. Listening to venting and indulging minor irrationalities is one thing, but this is about Cuddy not trusting House to be faithful to her. That's a serious problem. This is Wilson demonstrating his compulsive need to be, and be seen to be, the caregiver in all his relationships. He treats his partners like children, and children he constantly indulges, at that. In fact, he treat his partners like he treats his cancer patients, and that's not healthy. Partners are supposed to be partners, and the doctor/patient relationship very much has most of the power on one side.

[@Timbone07]

@@drevil5066 Yes, a massage therapist that is a prostitute is "okay" Why not get your girlfriend a massage therapit thats a hooker too

[@ManOfParody]

Literal worst advice you could give someone. Getting a hooker for a massage therapist is wrong, but enabling your partner's behavioral problem is wrong too. It's time people stop accepting and enabling terrible personality problems. Especially this BS boomer mentality of "The wife is always right!" Also Timbone, that's literally what House did in the episode. Did you even watch it?

[@luf4rall]

@@michaelccozens It makes Cuddy uncomfortable and House knows that.

[@phkhzaw]

'Putting up with irrationality is the foundation for every relationship' Wilson the wise

[@ThatLaloBoy]

I wouldn't say it is the complete foundation, but it is a large part of it.

[@unlimited971]

@@ThatLaloBoy it's te complete foundation.

[@griselmancedo1052]

@@unlimited971 wilson it's always right,he's the best,and the only one who can handle house for that 20 years.

[@StarboyXL9]

And that statement, as well as the reactions of 186 people to it, is all the evidence I need that I am missing absolutely nothing by staying single. Well, that and my 2 previous relationships, both of which prove the validity of that statement beyond a shadow of a doubt. I simply refuse to put with irrationality anymore, from anyone.

[@barbarianater]

Wilsom the wise imma use that as a character name next time i start a d&d campaign

[@wagman68]

It makes his leg feel better? Lol which one?

[@slothman7114]

His third one! :3

[@judepriester8664]

HUH HO

[@malrofo]

Boom

[@VelinSevven]

The middle one

[@NIGHTMAREDEATH101]

@@slothman7114 underrated comment of the year

[@Sophss-q6h]

I know this video is all about Huddy but I got so happy at 2:30 when House walks in to find Wilson cooking. So cute!

[@JohnSmithIlIlIlIl]

I wanted House and Cuddy to work out so badly!!! =(

[@Alex-pm8wr]

It probably would have if they were two real people in real life. The writers needed to keep up the rating, didn't want to take a chance, blew up the whole thing with silly-to-crazy plots like everybody-get-cancer in their 40s theme, etc. Then they cut Cuddy's character salary but didn't cut House's character salary, which force an exit of a Cuddy's character out (a character that made the show more interesting and one that captured majority of female audieunces.)

[@mattroutson7357]

Lisa wants to protect her daughter from house and I see why. He gets arrested for a dangerous thing

[@joneelillard892]

Is that a tattoo or scarring on the masseuse's back at 0:42?

[@thea77way]

faded tattoo

[@kojack635]

The jealously is real

[@RyanSmith-wo2pi]

..

[@anewagora]

"do you have any idea how hard it is to get a straight male hooker?" xD one of the best one-liners from House. So much said in so few words.

[@eldiesel4593]

1) The cane touches every floor House walks on, and he put it on the kitchen table. 2) That "Rosa Parks of hooker massages" line was amazing.

[@michaelccozens]

True, but House also puts his feet on the table, and doesn't take off his shoes when he enters the house. So the cane is probably the lesser issue, at least in terms of contaminated surface-area.

[@phillipsmiley5930]

1) Maybe House is a Terrain Theorist? whom knows bacteria are built in the (Terrain) body, and viruses cause nothing

[@Riley_Mundt]

What does it matter that he put his cane on the table? They use plates in the Wilson residence.

[@foljs5858]

"The cane touches every floor House walks on, and he put it on the kitchen table." Yes. He is not a microphobiac with OCD

[@andytay5507]

so? no food touches the table. just bottom of dishes.

[@fs0range]

"Now it's more of a sad ending. Because of you!" HAHAHAH

[@theoutabodies5653]

Just once I would like to see a show where the to characters don't hook up. It would be more realistic. Idealistic men don't hook up with pushy women. Disciplined men don't mix business and pleasure. I never hooked up with anybody I worked with because it's always expected 2 the woman has power over 3 its corney to me my social life is my business familiarty breeds contempt.

[@OneRichMofo]

@@theoutabodies5653 irrelevant comment

[@ThatLaloBoy]

@@theoutabodies5653 this took and was teased for 6 seasons, was explained and shown throughout said seasons, and ended up with her leaving and being completely absent in season 8. How much more justification do you need?

[@Yotarnn]

*And then she kicked him right in the balls*

[@apolloangevin9743]

Why did I read this in Mr. Waternoose's voice?

[@KneelB4Bacon]

_"How long have you been a masseuse?"_ _"What is that?"_ lol

[@FrenchFranciss]

She said “How long have you been a MASSEUR?” (Masseuse is a female one)

[@benjaminchartier6458]

@@FrenchFranciss This is correct, but it was a hilarious situation nonetheless! I had a feeling the scene was going that way when Wilson mentioned a gift!

[@alonsocontreras1656]

Well...the actor speak a bit of english..

[@Loosehead]

And he'd just started working on her good bits. Lucky guy.

[@jonasgrumby1093]

Half naked Cuddy and he's wanting to play a video game

[@jeepanimal2943]

Getting his fingers and thumbs warmed up. Stretch first... it helps prevent injuries.

[@misscleo378]

That’s how most relationships end up. Man gets accustomed to frequent romps in the sack and takes it for granted.

[@OuterRimPride]

It's true.

[@tux1968]

@@misscleo378 That's how most hermits end up too. Man gets accustomed to no romps in the sack and takes it for granted.

[@carlosmspk]

one can assume they already did whatever it was that made Cuddy get half naked

[@gabrielbanuelos5306]

“ I was hoping you’d interrupt my cooking to ask about Handymen.“ *“Do go on.”* I’m dead😂

[@donsolos]

Such a stupid line, it's very easy to talk and cook

[@awesomness36]

@@donsolos it's not a dumb line at all. He always is exasperated or sarcastic when House shows up/breaks in to talk when Wilson wants alone time. Don't try to criticize again

[@rsvihla]

If you’re dead, how did you write the comment?

[@anaalina5964]

@@rsvihla ghost internet

[@Fiyaaaahh]

"Are you a cop? Then no!" 😂

[@griselmancedo1052]

priceless.

[@MrRepoman197]

"........ Get your hands off me!"

[@Leispada]

LMAOO

[@mrtechpat]

They could just massage each other

[@smurfyday]

not the same skills.

[@wesleywallace4426]

Rufus Goodman They aren't going to bother wasting each other's time "practicing".

[@wessltov]

@@wesleywallace4426 They're also both doctors

[@wristdisabledwriter2893]

I loved my exes messages. The only disadvantage of breaking up mutually I lost my messages

[@nandra4974]

They don't have time to massage, at theirs level

[@Tom-de5jf]

I kinda understood why House wanted Cuddy, the women looked like a Goddess and was smart to boot.

[@kujas]

not to mention her booty clapped

[@skiddlydongdongdongdang1910]

Lol ew

[@heedmywarning2792]

goddess? as compared to the massage lady? nooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@griselmancedo1052]

he sleep with beauty's all the time,only difference it's he paid them and cuddy it's older but free.

[@heedmywarning2792]

@@griselmancedo1052 too much truth. People are not ready. Turn down the dosage.

[@talhajawed848]

Wilson is so profound. Putting up with irrationalities is most of all relationships.

[@griselmancedo1052]

wilson.it's the best

[@seanlee7054]

Cuddy is a snack

[@christopherallen1386]

SEAN LEE What?

[@armymarshal13]

Cuddy is a full buffet

[@levoGAMES]

She's old af

[@oppojoy6322]

SEAN LEE ,

[@QMS9224]

gilf

[@jacobtebbe4435]

You know, assuming he’s telling the truth about the hooker being the best massage therapist he could find, he has a point. Anyone with a serious chronic medical condition can tell you, when you find a good physical therapist or specialist, you don’t give them up unless you have to. Would Cuddy still have a problem if she were a professional masseuse or physical therapist that used to have a relationship with House?

[@theatog]

Want to chime in on this. I have had many massages from both therapists and from Channel Similar to House's. I never understood why most professional therapist rarely left me satisfied (and I'm not talking about "happy ending"). Don't get me wrong, I have had plenty horrible massages from "CStH" too. Until one time this other guy explained to me... Massage takes some energy and effort. If you know how to do it, it will be easier but still take a toll no matter how good you are. RMT's usually have clients right before or after you so they can't really go "all-in" on you. They are there to do their job, not to please you. Most RMT i know, no matter how horrible they are, never stop getting clients. Where as CStH don't usually go through clients like a conveyor belt. If they know what they are doing, they can really invest great deal of energy and effort. And their goal is to please. And if you are a good customer, they would like you to come back. That's the difference. One is a care-giver (think nanny?) and the other is a service.

[@Champsr0ck2247]

It is less about that and more because House knew Cuddy would be uncomfortable with it.

[@Tony-ib2vm]

Yup, I had the greatest massage therapist, when I was 17. The first professional I went to, amazing. I assumed they were all that good. I'm 41 now, I attended massage therapy training, graduated with honors. I have received hundreds of hours of bodywork from numerous people. I have yet to find someone who is as good as the first person I visited at a random spa.

[@dexterrkk3711]

The problem is clearly that she isn’t a professional, also that he didn’t even try to approach it in an adult way.

[@therisingphoenixlovedbynat121]

House and Cuddy together was gold.

[@timothylpappas]

No

[@akiraic]

if it wasn't an lie

[@dan2007kohn]

Nope

[@827Drew]

2:09 'Why would I give up one who definitely works for one who might work?' 'Because I asked you to.' 'That's not really an argument is it?' 'I won't see you until you stop seeing her.' 'That's an argument.' That's hilarious.

[@jjr6929]

She really wasn't asking...she was dictating. And the whole...gotta protect the kid thing is the problem with dating single moms.

[@tobydion3009]

House was always impossibly lucky. With finding solutions right in time for the episode to end, to having women throw themselves at him, and to not dying. Worth a messed up leg.

[@Kim-qv5ed]

Hes not JUST lucky. Hes smart. He manipulated all factors of the equation to arrive at the conclusion hed like. And it is NOT worth that messed up leg lmaoo

[@bingus6264]

actually house has the most messed up fate , he tries to overcome the pain of the clot of his leg by putting up this facade

[@Shiirow]

"I wont be seeing you, until you stop seeing her." House "Challenge Accepted."

[@sapltura]

"Then call it what it is, I'm not the only one holding back" - that is so deep and so mature of a character which has been thoroughly constructed as a narcissist. only people who have deep understanding of relationship and their consequences could be so clear in their mind to spit it out loud.

[@stevenleyson728]

yes its not you the only one is protecting something he or she is protecting something to its not about being open to something but giving in.

[@angelsintahoe]

She's not holding back. Shielding her daughter does not appear to be an equal comparison unless he also has offspring.

[@Alex-pm8wr]

@@angelsintahoe , certain people are irrational but believe they are rational. Like Putin and the guy who thinks the comparison of keeping an active relation with female hooker and shielding offspring from unstable man were the same. And of course, with the relationship ended with a volvo crashed into half of her house?! Her worries for the child were more than valid.

[@pbonfanti]

@@angelsintahoe nothing is properly comparable between the sexes, like when divorces becomes easy, marriages don't last as before , as couples can't even live together for a life. Will be curious if the specie goes extinct some decades from now.

[@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD]

@@pbonfanti why would you use decades? That's obviously too small a unit of measure

[@cookies23z]

God I love wilson "I was hoping you'd interrupt my cooking to ask about handy-men" what a guy

[@StarWarsMoments]

"Say you're right. Completely right, about everything! Give in anyway." Right or happy; these are the choices.

[@Harry-bn5mp]

I'd get someone else to sooth my leg pain, but I would make it clear to my girlfriend that Im doing it only to keep her happy, not because she is right.

[@MundaneThingsBackwards]

Giving in just to make a woman happy because you cant “deal” with her nagging or anger is a form of condescension and weakness. In this case House is being silly obviously but thats not how most conflicts turn out. She‘ll inevitably be the stupid one some day and will WANT you to call her out on it (unconciously, even) if shes going to have any ounce of respect for you in future.

[@anviagrawal5754]

I love when house goes 'because of you' at 1:44, he makes it just so wholesome eventhough what he is saying could be misinterpreted.

[@Iuxinterior]

it’s got so many layers to it lmao he means it but he says it as a joking dig because if he says it with sincerity the fact he’s been relying on hookers and can’t maintain real relationships is sad and glaring

[@noammusk519]

5:29 she's not wearing anything at all under those sheets. I love her.

[@blackjack730]

I don’t know what House was playing but I want it right now.

[@zachsorenson1382]

Blackjack its the video game from the season 6 episode 2 epic fail

[@dusathemaid]

It's like if Beyond Good and Evil had multiplayer

[@jaidevnani2253]

I don't know what house was paying but I want "that" right now

[@DANGER10101]

Human simulator 3000

[@yowtubzpat4670]

jai devnani stfu

[@TnT_F0X]

It used to be a massage with a Happy ending, now it's more of a sad ending... cause of you! :D

[@THABOMB98126]

"My wrists are hurting" 💀

[@jselectronics8215]

Jerky Girls

[@aproudasia9529]

He: I have great fingers Me: Wait a minute.. so do I

[@quetzalthegamer]

This one was deep.

[@Ryder-wt9tk]

Lol your comment was posted a minute ago

[@tomh4754]

Lol your comment was posted 2 hours ago

[@homahashime9137]

Russian Bear lol your comment was posted 8 minutes ago

[@proficiency3489]

Homa Hashime lol your comment was posted 33 minutes ago

[@tomh4754]

Lol your comment was posted 10 minutes ago

[@Em-vs1ui]

I really like that my dude House found it ridiculous that Cuddy was jealous over his masseuse,yet when Cuddy came in contact with any guy,even if it was for work,even back then when she didnt belong to him,he was going nuts about it.

[@Krawna]

"Would Sam ask you to stop using him because you might've had a sexual relationship with him in the past" The whole purpose of him asking this is because he wants insight, but he couldn't resist sneaking in a "you're gay" burn. So subtle and brilliant it made me laugh hard

[@sergeantassassin3425]

And realistically, the answer's still, "No, I'll continue to use him because he's good at his job. This isn't about the past relationship, it's about you feeling insecure about a past lover. The man knows how to fix practically any pipe, faucet, or drain imaginable. I'm not about to let someone who is so spectacular at their job go just because you're getting insecure about whether I'm shoving it into HIS pipes when you're not around."

[@itsmealaska9089]

Can you explain this to me in layman’s terms?

[@Krawna]

@@itsmealaska9089 It's a question with a double meaning, and a little underhanded. His main goal of asking the question was that he wants advice on Cuddy. But House intentionally makes the analogy about a handyman (a male) instead of any female to casually imply Wilson's been banging dudes on the side. A normal question would've been if House used any female professional (eg. cleaning maid) instead of handyman. Hope that made sense :-)

[@alyssaheller7860]

@@sergeantassassin3425 im late to the party but your response is so underappreciated. And it is absolutely true and correct.

[@jwil4905]

@@alyssaheller7860 So you think Cuddy is being unreasonable?

[@elizabethv1117]

“You’re the Rosa Parks of hooker massages.” 💀 Gotta love his sense of humor! 😂

[@fromir6619]

My man was playing on extreme diffculty, a true gamer!

[@tnphotography2]

2:39 Wilson sounds like Chandler Bing

[@adityagaikwad___]

Neena Borril NICE!

[@laithsaleem580]

I was wondering where i have seen this before

[@jenniferrandolph7648]

Lol, "Do go on" I totally hear Chandler!! 😂❤️

[@jaydatiananga5065]

YES

[@ethicalphytophage]

LOL - nice catch! So he does! Now I can't unhear Chandler when Wilson speaks.

[@openureyes]

One of the best shows ever fantastic actors amazing writers

[@khfan4life365]

Poor Cuddy. She deals with so much crap. No wonder she needs a massage. 🤣

[@emomuzz5883]

Dr Cuddy is such a HAWT-E and smart as a whip, perfection!

[@eolsunder]

yep, smoking hot.

[@FelipeFerreira-wk5nv]

I am Felipe

[@stoicallyeatingguy2]

nobody cares Peter

[@stoicallyeatingguy2]

nobody care who you are Peter

[@MegamindtheGOAT]

Mr. banana fritter LET FELIPE BE HAPPY

[@elias9746]

Gerald

[@p.atrick.]

Markel

[@thibod07]

How can they have those conversations without laughing all the time? Amazing acting! hilarious! 😁😁😁😁!

[@Braiam]

They rehash it.... a lot. Once you are used to it, then it's easier. Some actors have a problem that they can laugh at the same joke every time.

[@fishfossils8858]

As a massage therapist...this is hilarious

[@Alexandra832]

they sexualize it so much

[@virgil4221]

I AM PHILIPE

[@StefanTravis]

You're super hot.

[@crishix]

Felipe

[@AB-yk2ed]

Hi

[@andrewg3196]

I have great fingers.

[@SlideRulePirate]

1) Dude never made the claim of being a Masseur. 2) Cuddy was in when he made the claim of having 'magic fingers'.

[@jasonwadey9809]

"Putting up with irrationality is the foundation of any relationship". Wise words Wilson

[@itkojecockot]

love how Cuddy always ends up being the butt of House's best jokes :D:D:D

[@MikeKollin]

Now it's more of a sad ending.... Because of you! 🤣🤣

[@yew2oob954]

She wants a "serious" relationship but won't introduce him to her daughter? So who is sabotaging the relationship? 😂😂😂

[@Shiirow]

shes being a hypocrite, calling him out on his "not wanting to get serious" while doing the exact same thing.

[@speedyspooley]

@@Shiirow Cuddy being protective of her daughter is not the same as House being put off that Cuddy is uncomfortable with him seeing a former sexual partner for physical therapy.

[@axiomist4488]

I can't keep watching these little tid bits. It's too frustrating. I get really wrapped up in the story, then it ends ! I'm gonna have to buy the episodes .

[@Dawnarow]

Touché on all that episode! Some of them are really well written even though they "lack" the medical part.

[@Laughing__Emoji__]

House definitely found that the masseuse made one of his legs feel better 😂

[@videowatcher495]

The writer for this show was BRILLIANT!

[@magno172]

I don't get it. Why is Cuddy uncomfortable with this situation? House was honest about the whole thing. If he lied and Cuddy found out afterwards, I would understand. There clearly wasn't any intimacy between House and the masseuse neither before nor after they started their relationship. Idk I've never been in a relationship and I turn into a wizard in 4 years.

[@antonyduhamel1166]

I want Philippe on every episode. I would watch whatever show he was a regular cast member on.

[@gicking3898]

Saw the word "massage" and clicked straight away.

[@remusblack6875]

I really do think they're perfect for each other

[@0megacron]

"If I let you into her life and then you go away..." Yeah, Cuddy, that happened just like you thought it would... except that YOU did it, not House. I know the actress wanted to leave, but whoever wrote that whole bit is a sadistic SOB. Really killed any affection I might've had for the character of Cuddy.

[@michaelccozens]

She did it when House demonstrated that he couldn't put her and Rachel ahead of Vicodin. What else could she do?

[@0megacron]

@@michaelccozens That's my point - she knew that before they even started dating. There was a whole conversation about it, where she said that House couldn't change and he said she was right. But she started dating him anyway, only to break up the first time there was a problem. Given the context within the show, it was just bad writing for the Cuddy character.

[@HollowPs]

Cuddy bangin'

[@williammartin7277]

House is the man after everything he still wins the argument.

[@DrewPicklesTheDark]

n00bdecimator98 is a pro player.

[@Misunao23]

The Felipe scene is pure gold

[@montieluckett7036]

Maternal instinct. The boon and bane of all relationships. In reality, the reaver and destroyer of all relationships is self indulgence. I was once told that all good partnership was 50-50. It's not!! It's 100-100, if you're holding back even one percentage, the imbalance will capsize the whole ship.

[@rohanlawrence]

cue Bedroom scene Cuddy putting on clothes- "my wrists are tired" 😅 either I'm too gutter-minded or these writers are REALLY good

[@Fuzzy_Slug]

House at its finest

[@marcwittkowski5146]

It is or it has? The apostrophe shouldn't be there.

[@salax44]

Marc Wittkowski helloo grammar policia .. but ure right :P (

[@gustavovelazquez229]

Me at my finest

[@p.atrick.]

@@salax44 yeah mate you're not very funny

[@salax44]

@@p.atrick. I wasn't trying to be

[@Emma-pl1qz]

"I won't see you, untill you stop seeing her." Seriously?

[@Harry-bn5mp]

I'd get someone else to sooth my leg pain, but I would make it clear to my girlfriend that Im doing it only to keep her happy, not because she is right.

[@flyawaytodie]

House and Cuddy had a legendary relationship, from being colleagues, to being a couple, to breaking up. Was the backbone of the show.

[@TaylorMade511]

And again the girlfriend makes you change. And what does the girlfriend change? Nothing.

[@MathStringInputOutpu]

Well she did and she introduced Rachel to House.

[@juliohernandez1298]

You're an idiot. Whenever you make an investment in people you become invested in them, and that's always an emotional risk. It's not rocket science...

[@zXHAcKeRzXz]

Because actually she's too good for you, like always

[@babykangarootribbiani2766]

Joshua Taylor Madison women. We’d all be better off without them, am I right?

[@Rick-zw7zv]

@@babykangarootribbiani2766 That's what the Taliban said.

[@tieember9596]

Honestly, if you don't trust him, you don't trust him, at which point, all you're doing is trying to mold things into something you want, not loving the something you have. He could just as easily lie about seeing her, or anybody else for that matter -- hell, maybe he and the physical therapist start getting it on, and he dumps you for them. The thing that's so painful about relationships is the same thing we love about them. When you trust somebody, you leave yourself vulnerable to getting hurt, but if you *don't* do that, then you end up all shut-up inside. If you really love somebody, then you love them *for* the things they do, not in spite of them. Anything else is just your fear of being alone. Tl;dr, either let him keep seeing the hooker, or admit that you don't feel that intimate level of trust with him, because you don't *actually* have any real control over other people, and acting like you do doesn't seal the love, it just tosses the hope.

[@ryanbolson23]

This rings so true, and personally why I could never make things work with my ex after she cheated on me. I wanted it more than anything, but the trust was gone. And I could never find all the pieces to put it back together again. Doubt filled the holes. And the shards tore us apart. Glad you wrote this post, you get a like from me.

[@PiranhaJaw22]

2:29 anyone else notice that's not really an upper cabinet?

[@previouslyachimp]

I think it's more of an artistic affectation, and an extractor hood for the cooker. You can waste space when you're wealthy and your place is huge.

[@seanhogan91]

I find Cuddy suggesting House is unable to have a serious relationship to be silly. The man was married to their hospital's lawyer for 5 years. Does he enjoy being juvenile? Sure, but barring the incident that made House, and Stacy divorce, it had to be serious at one point to last that long.

[@ihalakakani]

Why she calls her boyfriend by his last name?

[@stefanmakara373]

Because his first name is Gregory and that name sucks

[@azazellon]

Did they just reuse that game footage from a previous episode.

[@jocaingles8464]

They have indeed. Nice catch

[@nemishasharma5737]

I thought it was actually that episode

[@nucflashevent]

I'm sorry, but I think the whole character of Cuddy was bullshit from the very beginning. When *she* wanted something completely off the wall and crazy, she did it and no one judged her. *Every* *single* *time* House did the exact same thing, it was a detailed character study of how somehow he was a horrible person to be avoided. No different than the episode where he thought she might die from cancer and the stress pushed him back to vicodin. He cared so damn much for her that the thought she might die was simply too much to take without a crutch. You can say that makes him weak (I don't, but I wouldn't argue with someone show said he was) but she used it as an excuse to cut him off like a wart on her ass.

[@TheChickenRiceBowl]

@@TheBelrick Keep it in the therapist's office. Don't bring that crap in here.

[@eerielconstantine5051]

Omg I’m not the only one who finds her annoying

[@eerielconstantine5051]

Bel Rick women aren’t loved unconditionally. Men give women stuff and expect sex. Women give sex and expect emotional involvement. No one loves unconditionally unless they’re a parent, and most of the time that even isn’t true. Take your misplaced psychobabble elsewhere, like an incel reddit post, instead of here

[@Vastspartan]

@@eerielconstantine5051 Everyone is built differently. There are people who love unconditionally. Your cynicism is showing

[@eerielconstantine5051]

VastSpartan ya know, you’re right, I’m quite cynical, which sucks, but people and their actions keep reinforcing that belief 🤷‍♀️

[@AluminumHaste]

Jesus there's a lot of incels in the comments.

[@Victoriai-y2m]

I have. Great fingers.

[@deusexaethera]

"It was a massage plus happy ending sort of thing. Now it's more of a sad ending. Because of you! 😊" oh my god

[@chewie2055]

House’s choice of clothing…pure class…

[@petertymes629]

she s actually having a really nice body

[@Lola-lh5kl]

What is that masseur? A massage therapist oh not long!!! Hahaha You gotta love this show

[@fabiolean]

Jesus, Wilson's kitchen is amazing

[@radu-max33]

I like Cuddy's smile at 04:34. She was so relaxed at 04:44, but so disappointed at 05:50

[@raksh9]

Now it's more of a sad ending... because of you!

[@ArtistX-JRC]

I love the fact the game House is playing is the game that was shown in a previous episode when a game maker was sick.

[@sticklyboi]

is there a game where i can play as an armored chimp shooting up what appears to be an animal testing lab because im down for that

[@DeeperWithDiego]

Relationships that accept sacrifices are not healthy, and ALL of them eventually break up. House is 100% correct here. Cuddy's irrationality is the problem here.

[@yesname4889]

and this is why the house drove the car into her house because she started seeing another guy and straight a way introduced to her child.

[@notmyname6452]

Scrolling through all the comments/quotes... each of them pure gold. And all from a mere 7 minutes of a single episode. Just genius.

[@klannstyle]

"i have... great fingers" :-)))))))))) comment that! bwahahaaa

[@asterixobelix20]

Ehh I always hated this part of House MD. Their chemistry was so nice till they became a couple, then Cuddy pretty much became a demanding b***, who couldn't accept House as he is, always tried to change everything about him and used their relationship to blackmail him, and then she broke up with him anyway, because House couldn't change and because he couldn't take the pain of possibly losing her and took 1 Vicodin. She called him unreliable, someone she couldn't lean on, and yet the whole show ended with (Spoilers!) House sacrificing everything, so he could be with Wilson for his last few months.

[@brianlam257]

I have great fingers

[@RainbowDash521]

Cuddy: *exists* Me: *Search & Destroy, DEFEND THE OBJECTIVE*

[@abbysands9510]

House: Come on just on more time. Female doctor: My wrists are tired Me: Naughty, what going on there Cuts to Dr. House and we realized that there are talking about video games.

[@TheLHROCKS]

i forgot the story line and relation between house and cuddy, thought it was like scrubs.

[@sobreaver]

Piece of ... House ! How can you possibly think of messing up with such a beautiful voice and a charming personality.. well I get ya for having lived it myself ;)

[@selfmade4sb]

House wanted to be in a serious relationship, cuddy didnt ever want it to last

[@stefanmakara373]

That's unfair. House as a person isn't reliable for anything emotional. Cuddy is putting her heart on the line for him, but she can't use her daughter to show him that she cares. He needs to earn that. He can be a part of her daughter's life once he shows her that he is beyond petty crap and that he wants it to be serious and last. With his actions and words both. He is in a position to give the relationship his all, and she is giving a lot to, but she can't give her daughter.

[@mitchc5538]

Cuddy is the hottest tv doc ever

[@E-MAN979]

1:40 The way he says because of you makes me smile lol