FAKE DEEP 2

Go to buyraycon.com/... for 15% off your order! Brought to you by Raycon.
About a year ago I made a video called "Deep Content That Isn't Deep At All" and I've wanted to make a sequel for a long time now, so here it is! I hope you can hold your breath cuz we're going deep...FAKE DEEP!!!!! WATCH ENJOY LAUGH THANKS
MY SOCIAL MEDIA:
► / kurtisconner
► / kurtisconner
MERCH:
► shop.kurtiscon...
PODCAST KZbin CHANNEL:
► / @veryreallygood
LISTEN TO MY PODCAST:
► open.spotify.c...
► podcasts.apple...
TWITCH:
► / kurtisconner
thank you to the Fiverr collaborators:
Minecraft animation - www.fiverr.com...
Joker impression - www.fiverr.com...
thanks for watching!
comment "i can feel something down there" if ur reading this
#kurtisconner

[@lydiasuber4283]

hey watch this video again

[@mukuroikusaba2223]

First reply on a pinned comment? This is pretty deep

[@mishakuran]

wonderful

[@naomi8420]

HAHSHSHA

[@naomi8420]

watch it again 🙃

[@agentbonniespy]

thanks lydia🧚🏻‍♀️✨🌸🦋💞🌈

[@grape5683]

"She was a poem...but he couldn't read." "She was his passed hamster....but he wasn't 13."

[@cat_person]

lmao

[@VorpalSpider69]

He was Jared, he was 19

[@thepineappleman4442]

this is too deep but i cant read

[@dallasjune583]

best comment

[@trixabellian]

when his parents built a very strange machine

[@annayzv77]

She was a water tribe princess He was a water tribe boy She became the moon That’s rough, buddy

[@lily-wz5rf]

STOPPP

[@tvyvess]

This is the best comment

[@autisticlettuce]

ISKSJAJAHAJAHXZKZ

[@catalina28287]

Poor Sokka

[@enzo3217]

ouch.

[@roj0riot]

imagine being a voice actor who does exclusively heath ledger impressions and you get your first customer asking you to read fake deep quotes

[@therealslimshitty5186]

@@procrastinatingcartoonstm5130 ok?

[@mryoshi1221]

DREAM JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@SilkyLew]

Easy paycheck

[@Ukraineaissance2014]

I hope they dont do that exclusively because it was baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

[@vexcrafts1600]

I imagine the dude who did the voice had to really control his laughter, because who the hell can say the quotes with a straight face in joker's voice

[@adrianoctavio]

As funny as AI voices can be, there's this magical feeling of knowing that a real person had to sit down, read, and record these awful joker quotes that just cannot be replicated.

[@crowdlycrow3632]

I am really surprised he didn't laugh while doing that haha

[@adrianoctavio]

​@@crowdlycrow3632we don't know how many retakes it took :)

[@blueberry_muffin4747]

Right? Exactly my thoughts!

[@icu3869]

@@crowdlycrow3632anyone creating that video wouldn’t know what there is to laugh at.

[@Office_chair]

Seriously though and I wonder if that guy laughed or cringed at those awful joker quotes since they're awful....

[@kiradozier5795]

she was an extra greeting, but he was that one time 😔

[@mariamelkholy8567]

yo this is smart as hell😭

[@nicolelafuente4788]

This is the best one yet

[@Merilynnminna]

Underrated

[@toothfairy10133]

that's the deepest one yet bruh 😔

[@hawumi]

Underrated plsss 😭😭

[@ciarathia1550]

she was an extra greeting but he wasn’t subscribed

[@erikafavela4037]

LMAO

[@nothx2985]

ajshshah

[@soulsearcher7077]

🥺

[@JasmineP-qk6ob]

Hit too hard 😔

[@rei9202]

you say that but....the extra greeting isn't guaranteed even if you are subscribed

[@diya.joseph]

She was a genius who made incredible inventions that could potentially change the tri-state area But he was a platypus wearing a fedora

[@xxsnowissk3tchyxx928]

This is my favourite one

[@ericahume183]

There’s 104 days of self isolation-

[@AndyD.21]

one question. What is the tri-state area?

[@jrey444]

The profile pic really makes this

[@prageruwu69]

the best fuckign comment oh my god

[@3glad0s]

As a 13 year old, I can confirm that I have never been sad up until recently. Actually, once you turn 13 you experience a medical condition called “ big sad “. Big sad is when you remember everything in you last that would have made you sad. This makes you big sad. Some people like to together sad.

[@benstieb7435]

Oh L

[@feliciacatborn3310]

I love this comment. Let’s together sad

[@izzyiguess13]

i am not 13 yet, so i have not been sad ever. except for every time i have been sad.

[@FOUR_FACEx2]

let's together sad :(

[@lipbite6947]

Damn… a Drew Gooden reference

[@stelavirmond3329]

she was milk and honey but he was lactose intollerant and a vegan

[@dead_ht_4723]

That's was so deep i couldn't read

[@lizzy5947]

Omg I’m literally crying and shaking rn 😭😰

[@pretty948]

ThaTS nOt VeGaN

[@ericschnautz6603]

She was a poem But he was a white supremacist

[@Tw0Dots]

Damn...😢

[@eggyonline5308]

the way the voice actor shakily said “BIIITCH?” almost made me burst into tears of laughter thank you sm for this content

[@a.gisellea2660]

6:47

[@namelastname766]

I feel like they were either super embarrassed, almost about to burst into laughter, or both.

[@juiceworldeinstein5442]

Or "it's a girrrrrl." 💀

[@mattyc.9332]

That was hilarious...🤣

[@urmamajoe]

she was the extra greeting... and he was the “i found the best actor on tik tok” video

[@superevithii9455]

#kurtisconneriscancelledparty

[@freyajones2166]

lmaooo

[@miche007]

what more can i say

[@rosiehill1274]

She was buying celery I was buying rosé

[@urmamajoe]

Rosie Hill now this... this is definitely in the deep end

[@2006PoyotaKirbolla]

“I use comedy as a defensive mechanism so I don’t have to confront my own issues.” Might be the most relatable thing ever.

[@maxenswlfr1877]

That's so deep man

[@icu3869]

Read that again.

[@sallynewman7320]

12 year old finding out their whole family was killed in a freak accident: Boy am I glad I’m not 13 yet or this would be a real bummer.

[@HollywoodWhore17]

😂😭

[@Ava-lz5nr]

girl I- are you okay???

[@Kyran1996]

Batman's only pretending to be sad over his parents' deaths.

[@kpopanalysis2833]

😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@huskylover8167]

Kyran Sawhill Facts

[@aliyasexception]

“She was Neil Breen.......but he was a laptop.”

[@anneliesecolvin3947]

Omg haha

[@jav4346]

😂😂😂😂

[@chaitalimishra5095]

im laughing so hard this is the funniest thing I've read today

[@ari-cs3ih]

best one yet 💀😂

[@piersnivans5983]

lol love this!

[@littleb2803]

Shout out to that voice actor who must have been hella confused when Kurtis gave him his script

[@Tsukkinara]

I could only picture this dude laughing to himself 30 times before getting a good take

[@birchiebaby]

i would LOVE to listen to the outtakes and in-between-takes full of laughter and bewilderment

[@xxxGriffling1Dxxx]

I saw this comment at the beginning of the video and I was like uh wtf but ah yeah I definitely agree...

[@mkaythenofficial]

One dancing joker given

[@gremlinwc8996]

Or he is the type of person that sees weird stuff like that and is completely fine with it cuz its funny

[@car6938]

she was like a rare pokémon… …but he didn’t have the balls.

[@youngwillow7988]

Why there's no comment😂😂😂I'm dying on this one

[@rosabean2886]

Deez 🌰s

[@hat7475]

Jaysus CRAUT

[@jmacosta]

It would be twice as deep if you said "shiny pokemon"

[@Clairvoyancy]

dang man 😮‍💨

[@ranyaray7986]

Look hes so proud of himself for remembering our extra greeting this time

[@FaissalsAnimation]

I was going to cancel him again

[@frannabanana4618]

King

[@naomi8420]

Faissal's Animation ik he’s so cute

[@ren-ob7tr]

HE DOES HAHHAAHA

[@salma-wy6iy]

that's his duty as the mayor of Kurtis Town that's what is expected from him stop praising Kurtis for giving us OUR extra greeting

[@cherrytoli]

“he was a skater boy, she said see you later boy, but she couldn’t see”

[@lea5191]

best one yet

[@angxldust3328]

I CAN'T

[@lauriannahb.2723]

But she was jared 19

[@cherrytoli]

Lauriannah B. and she never fuckin learned how to read 😔

[@stevengabby6106]

So deep in my ass

[@dorinaaggelh8626]

''She gave him the divorce papers'' ''But he made a Tik Tok''

[@litoral.]

Okay, this is the best one

[@payaldhauria5483]

She tokthkids

[@nicolewalker3543]

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT HE WOULD SAY

[@rem3e]

@@payaldhauria5483 tiktokids?

[@payaldhauria5483]

@@rem3e yup

[@blokvader8283]

I like that canonically, Kurt has been filling in for Kurtis for 2 years past his death

[@froggycheckers]

The kurtisverse

[@_F_Me_]

WAIT , WHAT -? I NEED THE CONTEXT , PLEASE -!

[@blokvader8283]

@Ded_Girl- Did you not see the video? Kurtis died during it and Kurt takes over

[@_F_Me_]

@@blokvader8283 OH -! I- I Guess I Didn't Finish It -..

[@Nightswarmer]

@@_F_Me_ I'll take "That's what she said" for 500, Alex..

[@latte934]

She was a poem But he couldn't read For he was Jared And he was 19

[@gotem6891]

underrated comment :')

[@BovineBoba]

Underrated

[@myeahonline]

Beautifully written

[@username-ro1ns]

damn that was deep

[@emmanuelredd7913]

Just take my like...

[@allenic]

_She was a poem._ _He was Jared, 19._

[@redacted5078]

I see you too are a man of culture

[@ck7]

sometimes I wish I was Jared

[@destroyakira]

whoa a man of culture 🥴

[@Ashak2001]

😭

[@sarasanz197]

shit also said this i hadn't seen this 😔

[@rorylena5430]

she was a poem but he couldnt read his name was jared, he was 19 when his parents built a very strange machine watch that scene dig in the dancing queen

[@isabouwman5683]

Heyyyyyyy macarenaaaaaaa

[@animatedintrovert6256]

horrible job everyone!

[@rorylena5430]

@@animatedintrovert6256 ayyyee nice job homie haha

[@Nathi98]

Two hops this time!

[@gergelygalvacsy2251]

I’m astonished that this somehow worked

[@entrapta.exe_]

both my parents died when i was 5. luckily, i wasn't 13 yet.

[@firefly5934]

Sorry to hear that about your parents. Is everything ok?

[@entrapta.exe_]

@@firefly5934 eh not really but i'm coping

[@lovefordanielmatthews]

Bro twinsies both of my bio parents died when I was 6 I’m very sorry for your loss though

[@stars4charlotte]

aw i’m sorry for your loss hope you’re holding up okay

[@Roma_Victor]

@@entrapta.exe_That’s good

[@annoraelias9844]

if i had a dime for how many times kurtis said “dude” i’d make more than my essential worker bonuses

[@Josieeeeeeeeeee]

U DID NOT-

[@pizzarolls9339]

Facts

[@halloweenie_4204]

For me that would only be 20 dimes

[@danihegs8553]

I could get part of the stimulus check I never got 🤷‍♀️ dependent life

[@christiankim9470]

Someone count

[@donnismith4646]

I just turned 13 and I can’t stop crying because my hamster died 6 years ago, I couldn’t be sad then because I wasn’t 13

[@tired247]

r/iam13andthisisdeep

[@reroniggi6414]

New emotion unlocked : SADNESS

[@deadaccount2212]

I only have a couple more months left to like Billie Eilish!! Sorry billie, only 14 year olds are allowed to like your content :)

[@ingonitoamya]

Watch some joker quotes on youtube and you'll be fine

[@Thisworldisagoner]

Akriti, my desi dude, that was brilliant 😆😆😆😆

[@Al-qk8zl]

she was a flower, but he had seasonal allergies.

[@rustyspatula7641]

headkicks (i love your pfp, ok im out)

[@huh3682]

she was a sock, but his legs were amputated.

[@생쥐-g3t]

😔

[@ciao4580c]

That’s deep lowkey

[@Neha-ue3uk]

he's gay?

[@CarnivalChimera]

i think about "she was a peanut, but he was allergic to peanuts" so often and i sometimes say it with my friends and they go "what the fuck"

[@icu3869]

Wtf

[@thea2432]

"I told him let's get this bread but he was gluten free 😔✋🏾"

[@heaventoms8759]

He had celiacs lmao

[@katelynvalles]

you mean gluten intolerant

[@lindaplayspiano]

F

[@Themostmysteriousmoth]

F

[@purplehearts144]

is it alright if I make this my Insta bio ?😂

[@Annie-ui6wq]

he was the mayor of Kurtistown... but she didn’t live there

[@carolinedold6266]

420th like

[@hannahhkimm]

THIS

[@magic-or-whatever]

omg so sad : ( this is my entire life!

[@hobistinyheartbag]

Oof I felt that

[@rmrmrm258]

Dude..that hit me hard

[@nathanjones9239]

“She was a poet, but he was dyslexic”

[@ayyylmao101]

So this is great XD

[@rachelambereverleigh9308]

Nathan Jones Why did I picture Bella Thorne lmao

[@tiffanyctocr617]

And that’s on Bella Thorne

[@yourantisocialsinglelady2700]

Percy jackson *cough*

[@hunniebxdger]

Could I make it anymore obvious?

[@monoduck]

As kids, we think of batman as a hero. as adults, we realize that lego batman is the best movie he appeared in.

[@Ghosty_starzz]

Read that again

[@monoduck]

Its true. 100%

[@saintnicholas2882]

I been saying this. Lego batman is top tier

[@verytrulygreg]

I LOVE lego batman.

[@CJSports307]

Will Arnett is the best movie Batman by so far that it’s not even funny

[@kiwilynn43]

“She was a peanut . . . But he was allergic to peanuts” made me laugh way harder than it should have

[@adrianaheiler9794]

For me it was 'she was a poem...but he was a dumbass!' 😂😂😂But that whole sequence was comedy gold! So we have to give OP credit for posting it after all...I guess 😉

[@ChloeRaeRichmond]

So, no one has seen Stranger Things? :(

[@watakashe6072]

•『 Local Trashmouth 』• We have but the picture is still stupid lmfao

[@sauceamericano4279]

Thank for spolering vido

[@katsisvi8097]

SauceAmericano why did you click on the the comments, clearly they would spoler the vido

[@madisonjennings3288]

I can't believe you didn't say "she was a poem, but he was Jared, 19"

[@chelseafelix4408]

Madison Jennings 😭😭😭😭😭

[@rcouch5670]

kurtis dresses like he’s a 60 year old on a cruise . I love it

[@rcouch5670]

MB exactly. You get it

[@chiliaukdal7457]

he dresses like a lesbian and I hope to one day dress as good as him

[@thepineappleman4442]

Wait isn't he a 60 year old on a cruise

[@CrazyPurpleSnowman]

That's his twin brother Kurt, not Kurtis

[@rcouch5670]

Chameleon Tea same

[@king-hp1xh]

6:31 this guy saying "when i woke up your so fucking dead" is so funny to me. Props to the guy the did the voice

[@nv6288]

She was a subscriber, but he didn’t give her an extra greeting

[@blueghost4769]

Now THAT'S deep!

[@rianashahid6075]

Too soon 😞

[@spencerallegra]

Damn! You gotta post a warning before shit like this!

[@nv6288]

Spencer Allegra sorry 😔

[@alwaysgonnaletyoudown]

😔😔😔😔 damn thats so deep im sad

[@garfieldpeepee]

I immediately lose all trust in a person the minute they call women "females." Edit: This comment gained some traction so I'll give some additional explanation as people still seem to be confused. Calling women "females" isn't necessarily offensive per se, but it's a red flag because many men who don't respect women use the word. It's also detached and clinical, making it strange for everyday conversation. This point also applies to calling men "males," but people use "males" far less frequently. While it technically isn't wrong, calling women "females" is somewhat dehumanizing and less friendly-sounding. Just use "women."

[@jahnaviraman5411]

the "modern" part somehow managed to make it even worse

[@garfieldpeepee]

@@jahnaviraman5411 Yeah, reminds me of those people who are like, "I miss when women were feminine and actually ACTED like women, like in the 50's before they were empowered to be individuals"

[@jahnaviraman5411]

@@garfieldpeepee that's literally exactly what i was thinking lmao

[@jahnaviraman5411]

@@garfieldpeepee it even gives me vibes of those "motivational speakers" who think they're gods gift to women by saying that women shouldn't sexualize themselves, but they actually sound like misogynistic assholes

[@garfieldpeepee]

​@@jahnaviraman5411 THIS. Yes.

[@sonicsbigtoe]

“you get an extra greeting on every single video” EXCEPT ONE

[@jackquinn4994]

#kurtisiscancelled

[@bbbb6209]

we found the best actor on tiktok, but at what cost...

[@loqwean]

#kurtisiscancelled

[@user-gz2hy2wu5g]

#kurtisiscancelled

[@kawaii_turtle264]

#Kurtisiscanceled

[@dawnofchickens047]

I physically choked when the voice actor started reading the quotes

[@spidersstan]

Truly a modern masterpiece

[@elliewilcox8086]

imagine finishing a book and the last line is “read that again”

[@lindaiglesias2176]

No fckn way-

[@hisokasstartattoo7455]

that's actually kinda cool? 😭😭

[@ericahume183]

And it was like the length of a hairy potter book

[@ericahume183]

Harry*

[@hisokasstartattoo7455]

@@zoegiligan8290 ur 19 and ur name is Jared huh?

[@nabaaeyddan7565]

She was a citizen of Kurtistown. But he wasn't subscribed. Ps. I can feel something down there. You're welcome Kurt 👍

[@usha112]

He should have subscribed.

[@thegenderman8582]

He died two weeks later.

[@pretty948]

He didn't deserve her

[@agafa-ne-loh]

she was an extra greeting, but he wasn't suscribed.

[@pretty948]

@@agafa-ne-loh oof

[@jayjohnscreations]

*“She was a poem,* *but his name was Jared.”*

[@somenanka6092]

Jared 19

[@nanami7679]

U stole the other comment 😾

[@jayjohnscreations]

idiot sienna hi hi lol me No. I did see it after though, and there’s was funnier as well

[@shariyaknight26]

it’s hard to think that somewhere far in the future no one will understand this 😔

[@nostressnofear5522]

hi im jared, 19 and i never learned how to read

[@BeanEater-iq6pj]

“She gave him the divorce papers, but he couldn’t read.” Got me dying😂

[@k4rcus]

She was a poem And he was Jared, 19

[@lpsquestie3495]

For she was a poem But he could read For he was Jared And he was 19

[@starrymilkk]

@@lpsquestie3495 lmao that’s from someone else’s comment

[@lpsquestie3495]

@@starrymilkk Yeah I know. It's cool tho

[@GA_131]

I find it ironic that the guy who made that vine and Joe Keery were in a movie together

[@lavenderstarzzz]

So sad

[@PuppetOnions]

_”She was a_ *poem* _But he couldn’t_ *read”* Cause he’s Jared, 19-

[@fleaflicks]

Joline Taylor and he’s stuck in quarentine 😎

[@milk_1312]

And he never learned how to fucking read

[@bonsaigecko9153]

Riley Podschweit when his parents built a strange machine

[@proserpinabringerofdeath5935]

Bonsai Gecko watch that scene dig in dancing queen

[@elsasanchis8697]

@@proserpinabringerofdeath5935 ayy macarena

[@maxisinsane3005]

Highkey thought the ending of “she gave him the divorce papers” was gonna be “he made a tiktok”

[@kyeonak]

Same 😂

[@aileensmith2953]

i thought it was ganna be "he signed it" and i was like hell yeah dude

[@yeeyee6998]

Same lmaoo

[@twistynoodle9406]

Lowkey

[@kynedyr]

THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AWSOME

[@starry6396]

“she was ____, but he was ___” is actually the best meme template

[@c3r3alk1lled]

“She was a cook, but he couldn’t eat.” 😔😔🖤🖤

[@Stressed_skunk]

Damn that’s so deep gonna get this tattoo on my chest 😔✌🏻

[@c3r3alk1lled]

@@Stressed_skunk thanks 😩😩😩

[@teddyteddy9288]

Damn.. 😔✌️ I read that wrong.

[@helenconnolly4650]

She was bread But he was celiac

[@demetria-n]

@@c3r3alk1lled She was Misa But he was Light

[@izubees]

“She was a poem. But he couldn’t read. His name is Jared. And he’s nineteen.”

[@strawberrydinner9032]

😂

[@leonormarques3382]

And he never learned how to fucking read

[@stace6971]

And he never learned how to fucking read. :/

[@phoenixchase9271]

And she’s 6 years old

[@fatixa6792]

When his parents built a very strange machine

[@hazel5900]

"you turned 13, you learned sadness" 7yo me at my dad's funeral: *they got us in the first half ngl*

[@alexg4239]

It must have been hard to wait to mourn until you were old enough

[@gorillagrip6751]

Lmaoo me but with my moms funeral 👁👁

[@luuuuux_]

I’m sorry that you lost your father. I hope you’re feeling better now.

[@luuuuux_]

@@gorillagrip6751 I’m sorry you had to go through that. I hope you’re feeling better now.

[@gorillagrip6751]

@@luuuuux_ aw thank you my love thats very sweet

[@anniegarnett]

Noah Centineo sitting at home filling out Mad Libs, like “hey that could make a great caption on the socials.”

[@icu3869]

13:36

[@carolinemurray1899]

Only Steve Harrington is free of the “read that again” death trap

[@sofi9932]

yea him and jared, 19

[@Phytobiogenes]

Him, Jared, and anyone under the age of thirteen

[@evalongwe8629]

Cody Klews wot dat meen ie can’t reeed Ie ony 12

[@Abby-yy7em]

“80% of boys have girlfriend, 20% have brain” just say you’re lonely and go

[@FissionCube]

@Kaya Lambertus i suppose that would fall under having a brain. the straights played themselves.

[@ilyaaaaaaaaaaaas]

@@FissionCube Careful, you might upset a het

[@AllieInWonderland]

Love your profile picture!

[@alexg4239]

At least he have brain

[@sholem_bond]

The first version of that meme I ever saw read, "...other 30% are having a brain" (the %s/math in it was also wrong) and I've just loved that phrase ever since. "What's wrong?" "Oh nothing, I'm just having a brain today" 😕

[@LittleSprout73]

"she was a poem.... But his name is Jared, he's 19"

[@guynameddibin]

He doesn't know how to *F U C C I N G* read

[@daeguboy8136]

@@juliettemercado9918 its a vine

[@hayato6140]

@@juliettemercado9918 jesus christ

[@emilydiez5297]

i swear to god this was the first thing i thought of.

[@shann_2479]

Juliette Mercado ew tik tok? ur either too young or ur an uncultured swine >:(

[@camillacameron6604]

The voice actor was probably hella confused when you sent him inspirational quotes to voice 💀💀💀

[@e.mx_d6455]

the way the voice actor was saying those quotes with the bad grammar and stuff omfg 😭 💀

[@auggiemain]

It sounded like a shitty soundclous horrorcore rap song lmaoo

[@superfan364]

LMAO THE WAY HE SAID BITCH KILLED ME LMAOOOO

[@aliengirl7098]

“She was shallissa, But he saw Beyoncé” I don’t take any questions

[@tall_child3214]

IF YOU DONT GET THIS UR A SLAVE TO THE MEDIA 👏👏👏👏😤😤👊👊👊👊👊

[@whosnatchedmyweave6213]

@@tall_child3214 stan vine lmao

[@QHaq-hk6vb]

@@tall_child3214 yep that's me. dont get it.

[@anaionescu8913]

He told her she looked like Beyonce, but she Shallis-saw something else

[@fryingpanman1250]

I feel blessed since I know what this means

[@souphieouphie]

she was an extra greeting, but he was “I Found the Best Actor on TikTok”

[@naomimiller5636]

That one hurt man too soon

[@ari-cs3ih]

this is too deep man

[@mypinkexo]

So deep😩😫😫😞😫😫😓😢😓❤️😔💔😓😫😩😫😂😶😶😂😓😂

[@busra2453]

Okay.Whatever too soon 💔

[@edabakb]

Too soon man...too soon 😭

[@cagedcorvid]

7:49 can confirm, i just turned 13 and the second the clock struck 12 on my birthday the only emotion i've felt was debilitating and uncontrollable sadness. thanks curd!

[@sholem_bond]

Love some good lemon kurt

[@cagedcorvid]

@@sholem_bond kurtled milk

[@jimmymushrooms420]

How does it feel to be 14 now

[@cagedcorvid]

@@jimmymushrooms420 it is not better

[@lokimemes4694]

As kids, we think Batman is the hero. As adults, we realize that *the Joker is still a monster who kills innocent people and he should not be idolized. :)*

[@baeumonde]

and a mentally and emotionally abusive boyfriend to harley quinn 😹

[@avaj8716]

Ok but the joker is an awesome character though

[@lj.853]

@@avaj8716 absolutely, but he is a bad person.

[@aspectrat651]

percy !! That was one of the joker probably not the one that killed Batman’s parents, the original one killed everyone for they were jerks in his eyes

[@notteryaki453]

AspectRat still doesn’t explain why he set Lau on fire

[@zoecollins4532]

she was a poem, but he couldn’t read. his name was jared, and he’s 19.

[@lenlenlen6152]

And he never fuckin' learned how to read

[@sweetumami1338]

when his parents built a very strange machine

[@benzfm2866]

Vine reference!

[@lordoverkill0535]

😂😂😂😂

[@antoniaainotna3542]

What does this say,, cant read

[@mckoala6181]

I always like the small smirks he makes whenever he makes a dad joke. My level of comedy.

[@dr.zombiex]

He’s gonna be a great dad some day! 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

[@bonesandhearts5683]

Aurafice

[@mascaramilf]

HAHAHA IKR HE IS SO PRECIOUSSS

[@hat7475]

Nice!

[@Marc.antz1]

@@bonesandhearts5683 N N

[@iananderson4754]

She was obtuse But he was acute She was music But he had no headphones She was a mummy But he wasn't an archaeologist She was a fan base But he was the film's executive producer She was not up to code He was a health inspector She was a abstract film But he is 3

[@Ley_17.03]

She was a rainbow😳💞💞🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️ But he was colorblind....😔🧚‍♀️✊🏻💞💞

[@enderchicken9213]

I felt that 😔👈

[@shrutis]

Cries

[@angie-pk4jq]

Bro that's so deep 😔👈 like the ocean 🌊🧚‍♀️🤙

[@solarislawson4152]

I feel bad for laughing... Why would you say that? Lol

[@stanlytherobot4933]

I swear, that's exactly what they would say

[@hannah8454]

she was a sensible speech, but he was: it matters not what you’ve done but what you do with what you’ve done for others

[@beraldo1145]

WUDHWEFDJWOEIFJEROII I LOST IT

[@florarabbit2967]

are you ready to open up an antique shop with that homeless man yet?

[@alihughes3728]

"read that again" stresses me out because I feel like I must be missing something & that's why I should read it again...but I'm really not. It's just what I read. Nothing more.

[@whytho8856]

same

[@Danny_Az]

I half expected you to write "read it again" at the end. Read it again.

[@alihughes3728]

@@Danny_Az I should have!!

[@p0pr0x68]

We should all recognize Kurt Conner for keeping up with the channel after Kurtis's untimely death in 2020. We thank you for all your hard work.

[@BricksterT]

U troll lol

[@dreadontdie]

*He thought she was bae* *But she was just fam😔🤟*

[@runawaygemm5397]

He thought he was JOKEing but she was mrs JOKE

[@Robbie-ve9wp]

Lol

[@olliemeadwell1442]

The hands the wrong way around

[@iliketoeatbatteries8122]

Bro!

[@boingy-m5q]

sweet home alabama

[@corinneamani8823]

The joker quotes are like the incel version of a minion meme

[@theunknown760]

Lmao

[@abigaild9863]

This is so viscerally accurate?

[@abbymc5367]

YES I got those vibes immediately with the whole "i hate women" bits

[@BlakeGeometrio]

Lmao accurate.

[@sydneybrooks6038]

You are so spot on lmao 😂

[@yata3826]

She was an extra greeting but he wasn't subscribed

[@ReiAnikaAyanami]

underrated

[@jules169]

Yata underrated comment

[@gillianisntcool]

This is so deep.

[@manjularamadagi4456]

😂😂😂😂

[@anoone6474]

Bruuu

[@Sillylilguy73]

“She was a dog But he couldn’t dog 💔”

[@meltingpotculinaryclub9335]

Everyone in the comments: "She was a poem, but he couldn't read" His name was Jared 19

[@norahisdead9481]

😂😳

[@ezfaze4935]

And he never fucking learned how to read.

[@maxcheese382]

Ez Faze you got the joke

[@ewa4955]

when his parents build a very strange machine/ watch that scene dig in a dancing queen

[@srryily155]

she was the society, but he was the joker

[@subhanjalibasu4834]

The other way round works too. 😂

[@ZoyaYeah]

But we live in a society

[@221B-x3r]

I'm da Joker baby

[@anastasinscreed]

@@ZoyaYeah the society doesn't accept him or whatever

[@sadhiar4267]

Hahaha I love this

[@maesmith9424]

Kurtis's commitment to a bit will never cease to AMAZE ME! Hiring a voice actor, just simply amazing!

[@wyattkessell]

That’s a $5 dollar bit. It’s cool, but it don’t really show massive amounts of commitment. :P

[@jimmyjohn9041]

S A N D W I T C H’ S A R E C O O L

[@yesa6871]

@@wyattkessell still gotta appreciate him for that though!

[@meganchavez2751]

And when he literally died for a bit 😭

[@kaileybroecher48]

The submarine joke works once again

[@CORPSEFIEND]

she was a scream but his head was under water

[@wishtopublish]

She was really into horoscopes But he was a Homestuck

[@thegenderman8582]

“She was a But his”

[@ahucian5663]

hello eridaaaan

[@bodaciousdoggo8971]

He drowned 😩😩😩

[@user-mfrwha]

AAAAAA

[@DaftPunk601]

She was a slice of cheese. But he was lactose intolerant

[@lucyyin3212]

Rosebud 😞

[@ld2674]

Damn bro thats deep 😣😖😕

[@jerenovvidimy7605]

She was a tasty burger. But he was vegan

[@no-do4pv]

13 year old girls who listen to Billie Eillish are crying right now

[@pissapocalypse]

😔

[@kirbyjohnarroyo3103]

she was a meme, but he's an ifunny watermark

[@k5__beatz754]

D E E P

[@farateq]

# deep

[@saraelnaggar739]

Kirby John Arroyo #deepcontent 💔🖤

[@greenteadude8958]

*I SPOT AN IFUNNY WATERMARK.*

[@strwjun]

deep 💔💔

[@VillainKinnie]

i used to send that “she was a poem, but he couldnt read” steve harrington picture to my friends all the time, and i know in my heart they hated me for it. thats fucking hilarious

[@penelopeclaire539]

She was a pandemic. He was a government characterized by incompetence and poor infrastructure.

[@t.fairuz29]

Now that's a long term relationship

[@jenniekim-5155]

corona to the us 😔✊

[@PT-on-YT]

Awwww cmon, now people are gonna turn this comment into a battleground

[@penelopeclaire539]

@@PT-on-YT I know. I've created a monster.

[@BichaelStevens]

@@penelopeclaire539 You lost social credit score.

[@xXGurgleXx]

she was a bicycle but he didnt have legs

[@piperusgry4363]

This is the best/most random one yet

[@marklll4426]

But he was pewdiepie

[@emma-cb6wh]

-Rupi Kaur

[@rahm7729]

I- 😂

[@sansdr.philpillow9347]

i cri evrytiem...

[@tesstheturtle24]

“She was buying celery” “He was buying rosé” -whole foods

[@mollymolly2408]

Just speak your truth because words are my love language

[@whale7056]

Fair enuf

[@Vv24708]

Is this a reference to the thats cringe:you cody ko vid

[@camdenewing7501]

@@Vv24708 no, it’s a reference to the Danny Gonzales video on tac products

[@thatonekid565]

This brought forth a memory that was buried so deep down in my mind And I’d prefer it if you put it back

[@cephynight]

10:34 i just laughed at this for like a minute straight and now my back aches so thanks kurtis!! 😇

[@yeeyee352]

“Why do good girls like bad guys? I’ve had this question for a really long time.” - Aristotle

[@aliamcdaniel421]

"Trying to consume, the drug in me is you" Socrates

[@XxxXmcr41XxxX]

@@aliamcdaniel421 im not a vampire, but i feel like one - Plato

[@clairewilliams1167]

I’ve been a bad boy and it’s plain to see. So why do good girls fall in love with me? -Socrates

[@imactuallyarat6326]

"Without a doubt sorry about fucking all your friends" - Pythagoras

[@theunknown760]

XDDD

[@carolinaalvarez50]

This guy can make sponsorships enjoyable. And I think that’s a talent

[@rubylawson6982]

Literally the only ads/ sponsorship I don’t fast forward

[@mari-eu1ph]

Danny and drew too I love them

[@rramirez7078]

Dude ikr!! Another one who does the same thing is Daniel Thrasher. His sponsorships are some of the best things on KZbin.

[@emersonhorvath6149]

YES

[@felicvik9456]

Ryan Georɡe and Jay Foreman also make ɡood ads

[@Dopho]

She was a poem, but he had committed tax fraud in 7 states in the USA between the years of 2004 and 2016 and was under investigation by the fbi 😍

[@adrianatamara7200]

LMFAOOOOO 😭😭😭

[@Sam-rw4nx]

Thank you for your service, queen

[@Dopho]

Sam 👑

[@ashmikabudooram8954]

I don't get it :(

[@Dopho]

ashmika budooram Comdy

[@NiniZim]

"She was an extra greeting... But he wasn't subscribed."

[@devilledeggmuncher]

She was a "folks".. he was a clap

[@fifteendozenalleyroses]

Someone already made this joke

[@heskan]

"He was a man. But she was a woman." -me, a becoming poet

[@sshy_indigoo]

😔😞😭 my gosh bro that's just... D E E P

[@soulangela7154]

I can't read :(

[@face4666]

"and he was gay... like yo momma."

[@invisibleghost3820]

Can I make it any more obvious?

[@jigyasadass9254]

@@face4666 lmfaoo

[@welpwelp9996]

I feel terrible. I just realized... I've never thought to greet this man back. Yo what's up? And if you see this comment, What's up bro? How ya doing?

[@snail2426]

Hey dude, I hope you're feeling well!

[@meenamouse4397]

and yet he was cancelled for not giving us one :(

[@swine13]

Oh my god it was our fault all along. WHATS UP KURTIS! Its really good to see you again, too!

[@sexualtaco308]

He was spilt lipstick But she was a Valentina white bag

[@matilda4664]

*valentino

[@ducksinapond31]

LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO BAG!!!

[@karkatpark1328]

Read that again

[@flesh.c0nsum3r]

Whwhawhawha LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG?!

[@alex-fs9yt]

Lol

[@ylva4313]

7:52 as a twelve year old i can confirm i have never been sad in my entire live

[@gasterthemaster6490]

@@ylva4313 holy crap

[@whatthefuckisthis..]

NEVER??

[@ylva4313]

@@whatthefuckisthis.. its a joke

[@valeevee]

I’ll come back next year to offer my condolences 😔

[@ylva4313]

​@@valeevee Yes thank you i can now confirm that the minute i turned 13 i instantly got depression ☹

[@almesivamoonshadow8805]

the real hero of this whole situation is the aspiring fiverr joker voice actor

[@Plasticityy]

YES

[@hat7475]

YES AHAHSHSG

[@logansmith4492]

She was water He was the hydrophobic region of the lipid bilayer in a cell membrane EDIT: 😎😎😎

[@saradeeee]

I love you

[@NeuroticBotanist]

Underrated I-

[@logansmith4492]

Thanks guys I can’t wait for Drew to see this

[@soliipsiism]

my kind of useless-info humour

[@mudsludge]

this is so sad

[@elijahwinchester6690]

turtles *cannot* survive without a shell. it holds their internal organs.

[@fearnetowson6090]

It’s a tortoise

[@swine13]

IIRC both turtle and tortoise shells are a part of their body. So a tortoise walking out of its shell would be as possible as you walking into your rib-cage. And for reference: turtle = flippers Tortoise = little feet The way I remember is: my guess would be that turtles have feet just because that would be convenient for my brain. And I'm always wrong when making 50/50 calls, so if I think that turtles have feet, that means they actually have flippers, which means tortoises are the ones with feet

[@whytho8856]

@@swine13 yes. also turtles have flatter shells so they can glide through the water faster, compared to tortoises that have taller shells👌

[@elijahwinchester6690]

@@fearnetowson6090 nonetheless, mate.

[@fearnetowson6090]

Bruh me just trying to saying it’s a tortoise getting attacked 😂

[@JoeMama-rd1gu]

NO NOT THE SUBMARINE 😭

[@iHeartRainbows14]

“She was a rainbow But he was colorblind”

[@mrfrogkingg]

Oh god I never thought abt that. Thats way too deep.

[@gremlinwc8996]

She was a rainbow but he couldnt read

[@codeinexrist]

georgenotfound be like

[@beatricefox937]

And she was gay

[@Everettalla]

She wasn’t *a* rainbow. She was rainbow.

[@lumi4652]

‘80 percent of men have girlfriends, the others have-‘ Me: ‘boyfriends?’ ‘-brain’ Ah yes obviously

[@amneenja5720]

*Brian he's just every guy's boyfriend, they just don't know it yet

[@izzybrown3218]

literally i thought this

[@busterb7482]

I wish everyone had a bf or gf 😅

[@lumi4652]

@@amneenja5720 dang when can I meet him

[@lumi4652]

@@izzybrown3218 honestly what did we expect

[@starryknight3479]

The extra greeting hits different when you're actually subscribed

[@lennypane62]

FOR REAL