Masters of the Universe: Revelation - Absolute Disaster

[@shadiversity]

He-man was my number 1 main childhood hero. I watched this dumpster fire of a remake today and my disappointment is truly immeasurable and my day was ruined.

[@oxtheunlikelycontemplator2682]

Why hello Shad!

[@jovenvalenciaflores6029]

First, I wanna say we love you Shad!

[@Legofanbro247]

Sad times we live in

[@TheAutistWhisperer]

He-Shad.

[@notacompleteidiot...1285]

Just a day? You're a lucky man then, Shad. This stuff ruins at least a week for us mere mortals. 😉

[@ChicoBravado]

He-man and skeletor literally made cameo appearances in thier own show

[@MrDman21]

It's LOKI all over again.

[@youmakeuhmesomoisty]

@@b1._.x457 no u

[@Clifton_Dynamite2020]

@@b1._.x457 yeah for the beta simps out there.. Seriously tho it was shit

[@MrSolus-ls6us]

@@b1._.x457 Ya no, was shit of the highest order

[@adamross6474]

I actually think this was a good thing.. to turn the story about someone else for once :)

[@DrCognitive]

Of course the critics give it 97% positive ratings. LOL

[@ScotsThinker]

-_-

[@captbuckyohare5585]

You know you fucked up when even Grace Randolph is calling out your shit series and its performative wokeness and terrible character writing.

[@Mr9mann]

Critins, mostly, are shills. Quite pathetic ones too.

[@Wingedmagician]

@@captbuckyohare5585 Grace is at least honest and she doesn’t like being bullied around

[@scionixx9568]

@@Wingedmagician She also doesn’t like criticism

[@SirHenryMaximo]

My dad watched He-Man daily as a kid, and was passionate about it. I looked at his face while he was watching the Netflix show, and it was blank, no emotion. He wasn't even angry, but devoided of any emotions...

[@sternino2812]

Interesting, I didn't know He-Man was popular in Africa.

[@reharl4953]

@@sternino2812 America entertainment, especially from the 80s and 90s, is fairly popular everywhere.

[@frankcabanski9409]

I HAVE THE...crap...

[@phaddu7737]

It was famous in India in the 90s including HannaBarbera and the Cartoon Network. Topcat was my go-to.

[@constancemiller3753]

Give your Dad a hug for me. 🤕

[@jonnejaaskelainen]

"Our series is literally all about He-Man." "So he's the main character?" "..." "So he's the main character, right?"

[@apolamperouge6013]

the name says it is! but it's all about Vagina-Man !

[@ScotsThinker]

star wars meme

[@SamtheBravesFan]

Yeah, you know Kibble Smith is just going to cling to that hard. "I'm not lying! It's all about He-Man dying and the effect it has on everyone!"

[@xenomorphexidious9102]

Noh ... vittu!

[@varthaner4617]

You know in ignorance central, also known as USA, the word "literally" literally means "not literally". And I'm not punning here, it's just how it is. If you don't believe it, refer to "Maddow vs OAN" court case.

[@PokerJoker6]

I love how He-man sacrifices himself for the good of the entire universe without even a second thought, but when faced with the same choice, Teela is too butt-hurt to do the same thing until her friends talk her inti it. What a hero!

[@jorgepena2210]

Girl friend*

[@jeremyhearvey9195]

@KTV 4U You mean like what you're doing?

[@remmy1219]

The real Teela would not have reacted like that. EVER!

[@partybusexperiance3289]

@KTV 4U The only difference is, He is right ALL THE TIME

[@Half-People]

@KTV 4U he always was, that's why we like him

[@danielchristoph4576]

He-man protected Grayskull Castle for over 200 episodes, and Skelletor never won. Teela protected the castle for 5 episodes, and Skelletor became the Master of the Universe.

[@Dave_The_Musical_Fisherman]

At least that part is realistic

[@mbfrommb3699]

Well done! Thanks for the laugh. Cheers.

[@Maxguruify]

Pathetic

[@qualwinters8784]

That must be the 'genius' writing all along! 😆

[@siegfrieddejong1836]

You sir grapped the turd on the clean end.

[@theunknowncommenter725]

I'm not a He-Man/MOTU fan, but I feel so sorry for all the fans who had to witness and experience this utter disrespect to their favorite childhood hero/franchise.

[@noahwiley2846]

I recommend giving the 2002 reboot. Also give clamp studios works a chance they make good stories.

[@agathisrobusta]

The show is excellent, good fun. Sad people have serious deficiencies in their lives and they take it out on current creators of their childhood franchises. It's ridiculous and it happens too frequently.

[@reharl4953]

@@agathisrobusta Or maybe, and hear me out here, people have different standards for their entertainment, and them have a variant opinion from your own doesn't make them some kind of cartoonish stereotype. Shocking stuff, that.

[@agathisrobusta]

@@reharl4953 Or maybe some people were rude nasty pricks about it when they didn't like a cartoon. And maybe those were the people I was referring to.

[@reharl4953]

@@agathisrobusta You sound like a blast at parties.

[@MournfulDust]

Isn't this pretty insulting to the character of Teela as well? She is turned into a narcissistic brat without any amount of common sense who is easily one of the most despicable protagonists I ever had the displeasure to see...

[@r8Dest]

That is an excellent point. The modern radical feminist agenda, not only breaks down men, but also hurts women. It's bad for everyone.

[@illyria7756]

Yes, it is.

[@Tekisasubakani]

@@silverblade357 Exactly. "If I have to be *self-imposed* miserable then EVERYONE has to!" As opposed to, say, breaking out of being miserable by helping and lifting up others. Why raise everyone up in a constructive fashion when it's so much easier to drag every one else down?

[@daysofapril2667]

Yes! I was so disappointed in how they wrote her. Just another bitter, entitled, narcissistic wahman. Not how the REAL Teela would’ve reacted to the death of her closest friend and banishment of her beloved surrogate father. She would’ve been heartbroken. She wouldn’t have stomped her foot and made it about herself.

[@Tekisasubakani]

@@daysofapril2667 Maybe have her mourn for a bit then come back with a blazing desire for vengeance or to fix the now broken universe. Y'know, like a real person would conceivably react.

[@ChuckTownRC51]

If Kevin Smith made Rocky, Rocky would have died in the first act "sacrificing" himself by getting run over by the Zamboni driver and Adrian would have fought Creed and beat him in the first round.

[@tristanbel193]

HA

[@jamierobertson9832]

Please don't give them 'ideas, 🤣

[@WhatisReal11]

fat men that turn into pencil neck soy men... dont understand men clearly

[@jamieK111]

Rocky would have given up or disqualified himself due to toxic masculinity and 98 pound Adrianna would have crushed Drago after a 90 second training montage. An ally would not knock out Apollo Creed.

[@dfjunior02]

Adrian would have fault Creed to a stand still and both would have given up out of “respect” aka woke culture because it would be racist for the white girl to knock out the black guy and it would be sexist and gender shamming for the black guy to knock out the white girl

[@tonygriego6382]

So Teela gets mad at being "lied" too.. shirks all of her responsibility by running away in order to "find herself".. Shaves the side of her head.. Takes a bunch of testosterone.. And becomes a lesbian. Netflix hits another one right out of the park yet again. Looks like my DVDs from the old 2002 show are going to skyrocket in value.

[@raixuh]

Yeah...😅

[@johnjohnsin3762]

I hope my (original) action figures do the same, so many missing weapons though.

[@Jesusluvz]

Sounds like the path Abby takes in tlou2 besides the lesbian part and it making even less sense.

[@DoctorShaft]

Not only does she run away, but then the show never holds her accountable for it. No one questions why she left, or blames her for the current state affairs. She simply returns to glory, unharassed and undeterred. Interestingly, when Luke Skywalker decides to give up, he tranforms into a stinky, pathetic old hermit who's lost his way. But not Teela. No, a woman just gets stronger when she loses faith in something foundational.

[@goukeban6197]

I honestly hated the 1980s He-man, but that 2002 show was The Shit! A shame they never finished it.

[@EmeraldWoodArchives]

"Never trust a man who constantly wears a backwards baseball cap." - my dad "Never trust a man who constantly wears an oversized purple coat." - Bruce Wayne

[@metalhead8659]

Well, I pretty much like and trust the guy in the purple coat... Way more than Bruce Wayne... Way more than any society, way more than any so-called 'aUtHoRiTy'...

[@amxaas4450]

Quoting a comic book charecter is the most dim-witted thing I've seen in all of youtube.

[@metalhead8659]

Not necessarily... If it's stupid to do so, it's stupid to quote any fictional character... From a movie, from videogame, from TV-Show, from any kind of literature and that's just derogatory, I mean, it implicates that comic book characters or in general fictional characters never have to say something senseful, profound, etc...

[@noocshere6671]

"Never trust a man" -feminists probably

[@Elijah.j.Leanos]

@@metalhead8659 -🤓

[@williamedwards4151]

"That's all I've got for today." No! Don't leave me alone with this thing.

[@jla872]

"Basically, it's the equivalent of the Last Jedi." Say no more, mate. Into the bin it goes.

[@agrubohub4009]

Why is it becoming a trend these days? First Luke in TLJ, then Joel in TLOU 2 and now He-Man.

[@rexlumontad5644]

Part 1 ended like that. I shudder to imagine Part 2.

[@haidarhajeyah8499]

@@agrubohub4009 to make the audience “emotional” and “hate” the villains

[@icycrusader1947]

@@rexlumontad5644 Probably go with the cliche "revive the hero" arc but then Kevin will have Teela do everything regardless. What a farce this show is.

[@ofAwxen]

Don't contaminate the bin with this vile filth. The only appropriate place for it is the abyss.

[@anangryaustralian8518]

This show pulled a last of us 2, teased that it was going to be about certain characters than killed off the characters that's were teased to be there than replaced with an unlikable character Edit: if you remove all of Teelas feminine features like her hair and her lipstick she looks like a man

[@12ealDealOfficial]

What's so weird about this happening to He-Man is Kevin Smith acknowledging what everyone wanted before giving everyone exactly what they did *NOT* want but expected anyway. Is the Hollywood cabal deliberately attempting to lose money, or is there enough money trading hands at the upper level that it doesn't really matter if anyone watches?

[@theflyingkaramazovbrothers6]

@@12ealDealOfficial Hollywood's job is to purvey the messaging that the real overclass wants out there, they can cover the losses. See also the intelligence state's involvement in the modern art movement.

[@the.robertshow]

@Dave K I do think parents should be aware of what their child is watching and set reasonable boundaries, but when you say “shouldn’t let their kids watch TV anymore,” do you mean unsupervised/unregulated or just nothing at all? If nothing at all, I would have to disagree. TV is huge form of entertainment, and there are lots of good things for children to watch that haven’t been corrupted by Hollywood. It’s all a matter of simply knowing what your kid is watching, not taking it away completely. Same applies to video-games, books, KZbin, even the people they hang out with I guess. Make sure what the child is taking in around them is not actively harming them. Sorry for the mini rant.

[@garrick3727]

@@12ealDealOfficial I think I can answer some of that. Hollywood, like other business, have a traditional model of what success is. A big part of getting success in the past has been (1) Good reviews and/or (2) Popularity snowballing by word of mouth (there is buzz, people see it, they like it, more people see it.) The problem is, a large industry generally takes a long time to adjust to changes. They have to wait for "the data" to understand what is happening. With Hollywood, they saw they could only chase good reviews by being woke, because activist reviewers have seized the critic profession specifically to force Hollywood to be woke. They also saw that social media was largely woke. So, naturally, what they assumed is that the public wanted woke stuff. They fell for the vocal minority trap. It takes a long time to make these shows, and over the past few years there has been a clear trend of get woke go broke. Hollywood can now see that their assumptions were incorrect. They can see that what they thought were the audience are not actually the paying audience. The problem Hollywood has now is that the woke still control reviews, but ticket sales are not driven by woke politics (at least, not positively). This is why you have Kevin Smith denying that his show was not about He-Man. This is why the trailer emphasized He-Man. Essentially, they thought they were making a popular show, but about a year ago they started to realize that they hadn't. All they can do right now, with the show made, is try and trick people into watching it. I think the data is in now that woke does not equate to money. What we will see more of going forward are shows that try and walk the tightrope between being woke enough to not anger reviewers but also more in line with what real fans expect. We may also see more shows that just ignore critics and just try to be popular. If you think about it, Hollywood never cared about critics with blockbuster movies/shows in the past. If they know enough people will watch it, they do not care what the reviews are. There is also evidence of general disengagement from politics - people are sick of it - so there should be more shows where they just focus on making a good show.

[@skival]

This Teela spent the whole show wanting to yell at the manager.

[@Daemonarch2k6]

Her second name is "karen"

[@TheEasterFerret]

In this version, Skeletor becoming the master of the universe is the happy ending.

[@Ch35h1r3C47]

If you think about it, he's the perfect role model for our modern era. He's intelligent, driven and in great shape. He's the head of his own organisation with clear goals and the will to see it through without any concerns for other peoples' "morality" or "ethics".

[@nashmkm360]

One can only hope. Hope thats the ending of this series.

[@Jsssddfgffghshdhdhusjsjd]

@@Ch35h1r3C47 I'd rather him be in charge. He's very entertaining and clearly doesn't take himself too seriously.

[@Iwouldratherbeinborabora]

Technically a 1 party state is the definition of Fascism so therefore maybe it needed a new perspective politically. Why is skeletor taking a turn in the big seat so bad?

[@TheStonewall117]

@@Iwouldratherbeinborabora so the USSR was Fascist? What about other one party communists states?

[@GigaTrope]

Mary Sue's are only allowed to have 2 specific character "flaws": 1. Being too powerful 2. Being too selfless Looks like they went with 1 this time.

[@nenadmilovanovic5271]

There is nothing wrong with having a character that is too powerful. They could be done very well. Conan is too powerful, by all accounts, most accomplished warrior during Hyborian age. But what sets him apart is his unique personality and philosophical view. He has some interesting takes on civilization and human behaviour and that is what makes him interesting. A force of nature with meaning behind it, basically. Today's Mary Sues are devoid of meaning or any philosophical background, created purely to embody a certain political agenda. That is what makes them bad, not being too powerful.

[@haidarhajeyah8499]

None of these are flaws, the big flaw with Mary sue’s is that they are devoid of personality, and only exist to fill a political agenda. They’re powerful just because they are, there’s no trade off for it, and they are just incredibly bad characters as a result.

[@icycrusader1947]

More like faux power and faux selflessness. They need men to be weakened hence faux power and they are truly selfish while feigning selflessness hence faux selflessness.

[@daenite2480]

Oh man this comment section needs a refresher of what a Mary Sue is. Don't get me wrong, she is a Mary Sue, there's no disagreement on that.

[@obi-wankenobi5075]

Actually it's Ma"Rey" Sue

[@fenrirtheicewolf2019]

All we wanted was a big hunk of a man riding a giant green tiger to fight a skeleton wizard. How hard could it be? Apparently it's impossible in the age of victimhood.

[@SheldonAdama17]

“A big hunk of a man” See, that’s the issue right there.

[@dannyd4339]

@@SheldonAdama17 because most real men are extinct? Replaced by little weak flowers who get their feelings hurt if the "wrong" word is said.

[@KRS2000]

@@dannyd4339 Plus they prefer to be identified by pronouns, such as They/Them.

[@JCSJesusChristSaves]

I'm 5'7 150 lbs. I have never once bitched about body builders, athletes, or men of chiseled stone being portrayed as a symbol of masculinity. I am however sick and tired of seeing women's femininity destroyed at the cost of making them masculine while systematically destroying Male masculinity. I refuse to raise my daughter on woke bullshit and teach her 2 genders different but equal and that the law of averages always wins out between the two. This shit isn't about Strong women if you have to destroy men for women to be strong.

[@RogueFox2185]

Man Hunks have gone the way of the Dodo in current year, it’s either Femboy Wimps or Broken Fat Losers now.

[@dilloncrowe1018]

Skeletor is the TRUE hero of this anime, he wins ultimate power and defeats Mrs. Lesbian Haircut... honestly, I couldn't have asked for a better ending, now I'm off to watch some "Best of skeletor" videos.

[@NkGaming-1101]

When the main character is so unlikable that you un-ironically start rooting for the villain

[@Aristocat-123]

@@NkGaming-1101 i‘ve always rooted for skeletor as a kid back then. Simply because i thought skeletor looked much cooler than he man with his fruity haircut 😂

[@xminusone1]

​@@Aristocat-123 "fruity haircut" made me laugh way more than it should have done. I'm not an english speaker.

[@angel_of_rust]

Skeletor probably doesn't even make sassy savage quips in the new show like he used to in the original

[@HeelvsBabyface]

Duncan "I'm sorry your majesty He-Man fell." Teela "WHAT ABOUT MEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

[@RogueFox2185]

Teela straight up deserved either a backhand from one of Adam’s parents or a harsh reprimand from Duncan in that moment, it was so very stupid.

[@wolfbane7497]

In the words of Lion King to Kevin Smith Deception Disgrace Evil as plain as the scar on his face Deception (An outrage!) Disgrace (For shame!) He asked for trouble the moment he came Deception (An outrage!) (He can't change his stripes) Disgrace (For shame!) Born in grief Raised in hate Helpless to defy his fate Let him run Let him live But do not forget what we cannot forgive And he is not one of us He has never been one of us He is not part of us Not our kind Someone once lied to us Now we're not so blind For we knew he would do what he's done And we know that he'll never be one of us He is not one of us Deception Disgrace

[@Steelstriker]

Shut up Teela

[@ezekielonezero3955]

So fucking true AZ! I love your gorgeous bald head

[@eldeano9964]

Great intro AZ by the way

[@BTM8109]

"In Hollywood, you just fail upwards." -Kevin Smith

[@cloneofclark4374]

Kevin Smith appears to have.

[@creativedoof]

As Gunny said in Full Metal Jacket "What kind of Mickey Mouse bullsh*t is this?"

[@sethzimmerman6346]

He's been doing that for years

[@rationalityfirst]

He found all the right asses to kiss. Probably went to a few dozens of wrong ones in the process.

[@theanimeslayer3999]

Just a reminder that its ok to be a strong, confident and masculine male!

[@ArionNoble]

Noooooooo. Here in Corn Pop Dementia Land, you just drink this delicious Kool-aid and we will get back to you

[@AreGeeBee]

It's ok to be whatever you like, as long as you aren't a dick about it

[@arkive11]

A strong confident masculine man? Sir, you must be talking about Hitler. Or slave owners. It is the current year. Get with the times. And lob off your junk.

[@lumpymilk8280]

And it's not ok to be Kevin Smith

[@martialme84]

Aw man, thanks for that. Didn´t really need it, but still. Maybe somebody else did.

[@GELTONZ]

Why does something so beautiful have to suck so bad? This animation looks great and cripes Skeletor's new form at the end there is freaking awesome!

[@optiquemusic6204]

The animation is the one good thing this series has going for it. Compare that to the 3D 'He-Man' series designed by the guy who gave us 'Max Steel,' yet actually Respects its characters.

[@DrDolan2000]

I guess that's the trade-off Just like how there's a lot of beautiful in the world, their personality proves to be a lot less than appealing. That's not always the case, but it more than common

[@Dowlphin]

It contains a spiritual lesson about superficiality and technology.

[@ivanvalentin3898]

He looked a bit corny when he became tbe master of the universe. Reminded me of Jafar whe be became a genie.

[@ONESIXTHCAVE]

For years Kevin has always stated confidently that he doesn’t care about critics and it only matters what the fans think. Now that the shoe is on the other foot how quickly he has done a 180 degree turn and dismissed all those fans he proclaimed to care about without even blinking. Hypocrite.

[@bgl11]

Ah yes, I recall the “not for reviewers” shenanigans around critics panning Jersey Girl. You’re right on the money.

[@JSchaffer214]

Many years ago I read Kevin Smith's diary, 'My Boring Ass Life', which was appropriately titled, and my opinion on the guy completely changed. If he's not working on something, all he did was sleep late, wait for his wife and kid to leave so he could masturbate, go back to sleep, wake up to pick up his kid, eat, sleep, repeat. Every. Single. Day. Now, Kevin Smith wants to preach to others about privilege and thinks everyone else lives in a bubble. All the while, he'll teach you all he knows about diversity and what's best for people. In reality, Kevin Smith is the epitome of 'privilege'. He's the one living in the bubble. "Confession through projection" - Viva Frei

[@mikemontgomery2654]

As Drinker says: “Fuck off, Kevin Smith!”

[@wesrrowlands8309]

So far every 80s property that Netflix has touched has been garbage including their transformers.

[@EatTheMarxists]

I was born in 1978 so He-Man, Voltron, Transformers, G.I.Joe, Robotech, and Thundercats is my childhood. Girls complained about Barbie’s body type being nigh-unreasonable clearly never watched He-Man; it’s improbable for a man to look like He-Man without a lot of steroids! A show where He-Man was more of a background character actually *could* work; he’s basically the Superman of Eternia and he always, always wins. The Masters of the Universe were never in any real danger when fighting against Zodiak’s Horde and Skeletor’s Masters of Darkness when He-Man could always show up to save them. But this? This is Wokeness x1,000,000. The He-Man live-action movie was significantly better than this crap. The truth is, and I know that there’s a lot of people that refuse to listen to this truth, is that there ARE numerous differences between men and women and no, you cannot do everything that I can do ‘better’ despite the song. The strongest woman in the world has a record bench press of about 400lbs. While that’s impressive and I freely admit that’s more than I can bench at 43 years old (what’s my max bench, you ask? How much does a box of Cheez-Itz weigh? I can bench two of those. Much power.) that’s barely the average bench press of a linebacker in the NFL. The record for a man, with an bench assist shirt, is over 1,000lbs; I forget the record for a man’s raw record bench but it’s over 700lbs. No woman on earth will *ever* be able to come close to that. Why? Because sexism, that’s why. No, it’s because our bodies are created differently. Whether you believe in the Almighty as I do or if you believe in evolution, there’s a lot more differences between men and women than just sexual organs. My point with this rant is that it’s okay to accept our differences and to even take a measure of pride in them. While motherhood seems to be less appreciated than ever before in today’s society a man can never know the joy and yes, the difficulties and trials, in conceiving a child inside of us, nurturing that baby over nine months, and then bringing that life into our world in the unbelievable honor and undeniable beauty (and pain) of childbirth. These things are worth celebrating. We do not need more Wokeness crapping all over our childhood memories, and we don’t need more nonsense trying to homogenize the differences between men and women. It’s okay to be proud to be a man and it’s okay to be proud to be a woman. I rant, I know, and I digress too often, but stop trying to destroy manhood and womanhood for the love of the Lord. This crap has gotten out of hand.

[@amadeusagripino6862]

Bravo

[@lancealot4943]

I agree He-Man has the Superman problem, but I'm sure there are better ways of dealing with that than just writing out the main character from the entire "He-Man and the Masters of the Universe" franchise.

[@pictux424]

Rondy for president

[@herrskeletal3994]

You sir are wise beyond your ability to bench cheezeits.

[@devincrave7067]

Well said

[@Arassar]

Are they taking the piss with giving every single leading lesbian character the half-shaved head? It's in everything now.

[@archstanton9073]

Art imitates life.

[@billstephens396]

@@archstanton9073 If art imitated life, wouldn't we see more fat landwhales screeching like the banshees that they are? This is more of fan fiction... And bad fanfic at that...

[@RogueFox2185]

The only way to pull off that look on a female is in a nuclear post-apocalypse setting, anywhere else and it just looks ridiculous.

[@dragonforks93]

Strong independent side-shaved lesbian is the new brooding bald space marine

[@grimhat2]

This is how these people think a woman should look, less wo more man. They're living in their own world of egotistical women who've rejected their very identity and women who think that looking like a skin head is progressive, when in fact it links them more closely to being N e o - N a z i more than anything else.

[@tobennaokoli4450]

I will never ever understand the “let’s have women look and act better than men by having them look and act EXACTLY like men.” Or at least what Hollywood this a man is.

[@darkknightmentality5979]

And how you know it's really a blatant act of emasculating men and masculinity, is that they already had the female version of He-Man, her name is Shee-ra! Why not just reboot that and do all your LGBT+, feminist, gynocentric stuff with that show??

[@karimb972]

They hate real women. Real women are not strong warriors leading soldiers in battle. Real women are not even soldiers. They hate that women are not men. They therefore think that's it's righteous to transform women into men and they want to force everyone to watch their understanding of what's good, right and true. They don't get that they are sick and delusional.

[@joshshave1363]

I'm not even a he man fan and this upsets me feels like its a crime to be a white male in current days

[@carnorjax007]

Not just white male, male period

[@siegeperilous5786]

Not like alas dude, it is, utterly demented and soon to be legislated one would think as the path these power crazed scum are taking leads only to a very bad place.

[@Eviligniter]

It's called demoralization, its a marxist tactic. Look at what China is doing, and what USA is doing. If you never watched the defector Yuri Bezmenov, he tells how the USA was infiltrated since years ago, you are just watching the aftermath in real time now.

[@stormryder4305]

Blame that to all Hollywood jesters who worship feminazi. I can't believe why US government hasn't lock them up in mental hospital.

[@GigglingStoners]

@@carnorjax007 No, it's specifically aimed against whites. Anything else can get you accused of r-ism, and that's the worst thing in existence.

[@TekedixXx]

Kevin Smith acted all affected by the death of comics but really he's just part of the killing.

[@JosephArata]

Guess nobody has integrity anymore and will stoop to any lows just to make ends meat, in the end.

[@tubesockvii2351]

Motu is amazing. Just finished watching with the children. My daughters loved it. So did my sons. They wanted more Teela and, quite honestly, were happy the annoying dumb He-Man was offed in the show. We hope Teela gets married to her love and both women have a happy marriage. I give it a 9.5 out of 10.

[@mi-micanterbury2275]

Exactly 💯

[@StratumPress]

@@tubesockvii2351 You're a sad person who only revels in seeing beautiful things ruined. Grow up.

[@rexlumontad5644]

Prince Adam got stabbed in the stomach and can recover unless Skeletor with the Sword of Power decides to kill him off or probably left him to slowly die and make him watch destroy everything.

[@Isnogood12]

The original show actually had a childrens' psychiatrist to design the endings and lessons for the needs of the 80's society. That's where I learned a lot of the values, and I only needed to be reminded of "what would He-Man do?" when I was misbehaving. Times were so much better back then.

[@Nurgles_Rot_]

G.I. Joe had those corny PSAs but they always tried to put out information. I mean sometimes were just common sense but it was still cool.

[@JimmyFoxhound]

Exactly, you nailed it. People can call it cheesy all they want, but the people who worked on the show took what was basically a toy commercial and at least tried to do something good with it, something positive for the kids who were watching it.

[@KäptnKrückschwank]

Imagine, today going like „what would my favorite’s cartoon show protagonist do?“ - uh-oh… that‘s gonna end badly, kid

[@cyberpunk11x]

Everything was better back in the day.

[@rickriot8743]

Watching those shows taught me life lessons

[@PatricksCrazyPlace]

My favorite thing about Teela throwing a hissy fit and rage quitting because she wasn't let in on a secret: Her reaction completely justifies Adam not telling her. All Adam has to say is "I didn't tell you because I knew you'd do this."

[@piedpiper1185]

Best description I saw of this show: "Man dies.Woman most affected."

[@somosUS]

No joke, I suffered through a lecture in which the prof argued that the constant violence and wars in Africa were primarily a "feminist issue," because while the men were off fighting (and, ya know, dying,) the women were stuck at home having to farm. Literally, "Man dies, woman most affected."

[@frankthetank8799]

Could you imagine if Adora dies in the She-Ra reboot and the series is taken over by leading male characters that were straight? I am sure that would have gone over real well.

[@conradojavier7547]

gave me a Bow Series.

[@MariusWales]

Rotten Tomatoes critics would hate it, because men. XD

[@rexlumontad5644]

Imagine Catra picking up Adora's sword.

[@ip3887]

*No mercy in this dojo!*

[@christophersmith8316]

Would never happen, because men can coexist with women in a show. "Strong Women"(tm) need to have men stripped out and hobbled, have faults and struggles vanish, and they are still angry with the world because they know they are fake.

[@apostolosnikolis5281]

Is it weird that the only happy ending I can see in this, is Skeletor killing everyone and ruling with an iron fist?

[@TabbyAbby]

Skeletor was literally the ONLY good thing about this show tbh, he's more threatening, competent AND he's got himself a lady by his side, not to mention Mark Hamil nailed it with his performance 👍

[@darthcinema4262]

I'm glad he won. It means that this horrible show won't continue.

[@apostolosnikolis5281]

@@darthcinema4262 oooooooorrrrrr they want to make season 2 with teela beating him in this superpowered form, take the sword and become she-woman along with her.... Friend..... But I hope season 2 won't happen

[@darthcinema4262]

@@apostolosnikolis5281 You and me both, but I wouldn't be surprised if Not-Teela magically pulls a Deus Ex Machina out of her ass, and somehow beats Skeletor, regardless of fan reaction.

[@apostolosnikolis5281]

@@darthcinema4262 *Sigh*

[@Mediados]

"The show is called He-Man." "Yes?" "Then why is it ALL WOMEN?!"

[@praetor64]

If you notice its not called "He-Man" anymore, its just "Masters of the Universe", no one noticed the reason until now

[@Mediados]

@@praetor64 Lol true, guess that had a reason. Too much man in there for the SJWs.

[@RicchmadeJay-p7z]

@@praetor64 it advertised He-Man more than everything however so yes it's "He-Man" he's the reason we WATCH MOTU

[@xminusone1]

It should be called "she-man"

[@graven6102]

Well in this age everyone is like hard determined on destroying old franchises with woke crap.

[@sillylittlesheepjax6009]

Then ppl act suprised why kids are so woke these days. That's all they watch. Propaganda works

[@carlh-thehermitwithwi-fi679]

"remember that stuff from our childhood? It was so cool! I loved it" Woke bullies: "target acquired. Let's ruin it but never watch it. After all, we have no imagination, creativity, or skillsets, so why not destroy the past to make older people miserable?"

[@mikavirtanen7029]

And still there are legions of fanboys who swear that...tHiS tImE tHeY gEt iT rIgHt. Anyone who still pays money for this shit, when there is no need for it, is an idiot.

[@dangreene9846]

Even kids cartoons

[@Freakinger81]

I will just pretend this didnt exist and keep my childhood Memories of He-Man as he always was.

[@OmegaTou]

All Skeletor need to finally get his hands on the Sword of Power was a female protagonist. Go figure.

[@rexlumontad5644]

I was expecting Teela to get the Sword of Power to deny Skeletor from it. I take Skelegod anytime of the day.

[@OmegaTou]

@@rexlumontad5644 unfortunately, I'm sure if this abomination doesn't get cancelled, Teela will just bitch slap Skelegod and take the sword without any real difficulty.

[@fiddleback1568]

Right! 😀😃😄😁😂

[@scilin8679]

@@silverblade357 your wrong, she'll not only roflstomp him but do it unarmed with her eyes closed while delivering a line about how great she is

[@seyitgor]

She will use the power of the golfclub. The strongest weapon against the manliest man

[@BovineDesigns]

Not surprised that Rotten Tomatoes gave it a nearly perfect score.

[@supertuesday600]

RT has long been sold to the Devil. Same with all their paid 'critics'.

[@bul1886]

Rotten Tomatostein

[@Hektor8835]

@@Wranuckl Let me get this right. Kevin Smith wrote something like no Girlfriend for Teela, no stepping aside from He-Man, it's "LITERALLY all about He-Man" and so on, but that's what happens in the first 5 episodes ? I mean the second part can surely fix this. In the end it was a fucking lie, unless you tell and prove to me that those tweets are fake/fotoshopped or something like that. Until then, even with the best series in the world, it sucks. Not the Show tho, but the whole behaviour behind it. His reactions after lying and talking BS now doesn't make it better.

[@Hektor8835]

@@Wranuckl Maybe one day I will. My Problem is that I'm kinda part of those "my childhood is ruined" people, just not so extreme. I heard the Show is good, but I also heard that He-Man is "dead". I didn't care who got the lead at that moment. It could be even Man-At-Arms or Orko, would't change a thing for me. He-Man was the Main Character, so I wanted to see him ( especially with all those tweets before ). I would have other expectations if they were honest about that. Another Problem of mine is that they try to milk every kids show from back then ( and AGAIN, with stupid lies in this special case ) just to get Viewers. I didn't watch the new Digimon either. I read so many similar Comments like "we're no kids anymore, so we need more dark/serious topics in the Show". WHY ? The world is fucked up as it is, especially now. So why taking a kids show who spread joy, continue it decades later just to make it serious now ? If you really want that, have the balls and just make a whole new show and go dark as you want. But like I said, that's MY Problem. You guys may have other thoughts about it, which is also fine.

[@Hektor8835]

@@Wranuckl well that is a good way to see it. If you have interest in such stories you should look into the Injustice Comics. Seeing He-man with the Justice League was amazing ^^

[@L337M4573RK]

This dumpster fire of a show was neither a restart, a revival, nor a reboot...it was a work of "Woke" Fan Fiction (complete with the obviously set-up "rug-pull" for nostalgic fans). In other words, it was a TRAP (in all sense of the word)!

[@reharl4953]

I didn't want to believe it, but then I watched it. Ugh.

[@loumencken9644]

So Teela, while informing two parents their only child is dead, throws a temper tantrum and makes it all about her hurt fee-fees. The perfect storyline for the age of woke narcissism we're living in. And BTW, Kevin Smith is a shameless liar.

[@mandelbro777]

art imitating life, for sure .... not that this should be considered, in anyway, a form of art. Heck, the guy who paints with elephant poop has more claim on art

[@sethzimmerman6346]

Kevin's is a white knight cuk.

[@mstirlz]

Apparently they cut the scene after where she sobs on tik tok about being oppressed by the white men

[@pokerface4396]

There was a She-Ra episode, where Hordak got hit with a spell that would erase him from reality unless at least one soul sheds a tear for him. He ran around in panic, trying to get his minions to feel sad about him, but they were either indifferent or happy about him disappearing forever. In the end, the only person who actually cried for him was She-Ra herself because when she looked at Hordak, she saw a person who made so many bad choices that he pushed away anyone who would genuinely care about him, especially in his most vulnerable state. From her point of view it was a very miserable and lonely life to live, so she felt genuinely sorry for him. She never regretted that her empathy saved the life of her enemy because she was here to protect lives and took no pleasure in taking them away. He-Man spoke a lot about empathy too, saving Skeletor's minions and villains from death because he believed that he is a guardian and protector, even if someone isn't on his side, it doesn't mean they have to die. It was implied that some of the He-Man's kindness left its imprint on Skeletor (that Chirstmas Special episode). So, empathy and support were a huge deal in both He-Man and The Masters of the Universe and She-Ra: The Princess of Power. Now we have Teela who does...this, instead of trying to defuse the situation or support her father after his unfair treatment. And someone calls it a progress in writing strong female characters.

[@profo4544]

The weird thing is, kevin smith used to be so radically different. I tell some people from back in the day who liked clerks, and basically moved on with there lives and can give a shit less about the internet to check him out and get back to me, theyre literally like holy shit wtf happend to this guy. He used to just like idk, idk maybe it was something to with losing weight idk. I know alot of people who when they lost alot of weight there personality completely changed. I know the dude had a heart attack and i dont know the details idk, maybe that changed his life or how he acted, but man he used to be wayy more just like dark and based. I remember hearing him talking onetime in NYC to a fan, and he was saying so much derogatory messed up things it was rediculous, but this was the late 90s so i mean idk it was just so different. Its crazy to see how much people change. But yeah man anyone who remember how this guy used to be knows what i mean, he just used to say whatever he wanted and didnt seem held back in the slightest, now he seems overly kind and idk just idk maybe he became a christian or someshit who knows.

[@dpauls15243]

His "Go away now' is just getting progressively sadder and sadder

[@Ch35h1r3C47]

Eventually it will just be a sigh and a whisper. As the last man on earth, watching society crumble to dust and ashes around him, unable to breathe deep of the now toxic air to force out anything louder than a murmur.

[@half-dead877]

I feel my heart crack.

[@tsylvester2523]

"She's arrogant, self righteous and completely self absorbed" They know their audience

[@ChanakyanStudent7971]

Apparantly, they made her very relatable to the target audience But it could have been better if she was also fat and kept whining all the time

[@ihernandez4234]

No, they know the "critics".

[@michaelnorris2765]

"Strong independent female characters" always behave in the exact same way the woke feminists types claim is the toxic masculinity they hate in men.

[@peteg475]

A dozen mentally ill Twitter accounts isn't an audience.

[@CoryTheRaven]

@@michaelnorris2765 how do you tell if a woman is strong and independent? She's the one who is always complaining about being held back by men.

[@thatguyfuryan]

I especially liked it when Teela went off at everyone in the throne room at the end of the first episode. You know, after Duncan is banished and has his life threatened by the King? Yeah, and then Teela decides to refuse an order, disrespect the Queen , talk down to all of them (you know, to the grieving parents and the rulers of the Land, one of whom just banished Duncan) and then just "walks away". And everyone just stands there. Ummm, just wow... she's so strong and so powerful that not even the Royals can do anything to her. So strong. She's untouchable.

[@newtpondskipper]

Also the Queen knew Adam was He-man and said nothing until he died. Then no one calls her out for that just Man at Arms..

[@slchance8839]

All the king had to do was sigh in misery at his lost son, and quietly, distractedly say was "Guards. Seize her. Off with her head." Would have fixed the whole scene.

[@VerkrVerkr]

or after finding out that the two men she loved most in the world were the same man and now he is dead she breaks emotionally and lashes out like she always has? the king just blaming duncan because he is also lashing out in pain maybe? like humans do? acting how these characters have always acted?

[@Lucious_Skywalker]

Stunning *and* brave

[@CrzyLion]

​@@VerkrVerkryeah i remember when my mom got euthanasy and i punched the doctor, who then lashed out and blamed me for her death. You know, thats what humans do.... oh wait no thats something that one dimensional characters do in shitty scripts.

[@amitypredator9385]

The greatest warrior the planet has ever known falls during the planet's darkest hour. Teela: And you kept his identity a secret from me?! Screw you, guys, I'm going home!

[@kregorovillupo3625]

That's an hero! No, wait...

[@CrossoverFan4life]

Our heroine ladies and gentlemen

[@edwardperez3535]

Worst hero ever

[@AngelA-mk5ty]

Its called denying the call

[@sugreev2001]

I’m glad they splooged their propaganda in the first episode/season itself, instead of the second season, which is what they (Netflix, Amazon etc) usually do.

[@DaFuqBoom]

It's like Terminator: Dark fate of cartoons.

[@TheJadedJames]

I mean, with Dark Fate. It is at least consistent that a Terminator movie would focus on Sarah Connor as that would did. It is like John Connor was the main character for 5 films and then they made it about his mom because feminism. Outside of Rise of the Machines/Salvation, she’s the main character anyway. Even the TV show was called the Sarah Connor Chronicles.

[@juliusstewart5454]

I liked all the terminators so I font get it

[@ChuckTownRC51]

@@TheJadedJames lmao. This is the most insane take on terminator I've ever seen. John Connor was the savior of the human race in the Terminator universe. Sarah Connor has a major role in that. Her role is to have John, raise him, protect him and train him. John is the reason why the first movie even happened. He's the star of T2, T3, Salvation and several novels. The TV show was terrible, Genysis was ridiculous making him a Terminator and Dark Fate is an absolute abortion of the franchise sacrificed on the alter of woke Hollywood.

[@TheJadedJames]

@@ChuckTownRC51 John was't even conceived yet in the original movie. A trilogy of movies with Linda Hamilton as the through line is totally reasonable. I don't even like Dark Fate. I'm just saying a Terminator movie where John Connor is barely involved =/= a Masters of the Universe thing that barely has He-Man. Linda Hamilton and Arnold Schwarzenegger are far more iconic to the Terminator brand than any version of JC. He's the device that gets those actors into the action.

[@captbuckyohare5585]

He-Man: Sacrifices life to protect the universe. Moss Man: Sacrifices life battling Skeletor to defend the universe. Orko: Sacrifices life to save his friends. Roboto: Sacrifices life to complete the mission. Man-At-Arms: Sacrifices everything to protect his prince's secret. Adam: Dies (probably) again. Teela: But my feelings, tho. Kevin Smith: I know, right? Lyin' is like the worst thing someone can do to you. Clownfish TV:

[@11jtjack]

That universe deserves Skeletor as it’s absolute master.

[@ninten90z70]

I honestly feel bad for the animators. This is quality artwork. Animation is hard, thankless, and hardly ever worth the amount of time, energy, and resources put into it. People don't go into animation to get rich. People do it because they want to create, people who are inspired and have an innate passion for their craft. And they will gravitate towards opportunities to share it. When was the last time anyone who devoted their entire life to animation have their name highlighted in the opening credits of any work in media in which they placed a significant contribution? Their names are usually just shoved into the high-speed end credits after a second round of reminding the audience of the voice talents as if we all lined up for a radio broadcast.

[@piotrd.4850]

That right there !

[@metalwolf1000]

Can you imagine the screaming if they brought back she-ra, killed her in the first episode and then the rest of the show was about three guys….

[@ColinTimmins]

Here's my money! Take it! lol

[@mkocel]

RIIIGHT???? LOL Someone should make that happen with used footage, like they did with Sealab 2021

[@crowmagnum9280]

So far you’re the best script writer of 2021, can’t wait to see how it ends.

[@VioletDeathRei]

I saw a better example it would be like a Sailor moon reboot that killed her off and the show was about a gay Tuxedo mask who hates her now.

[@DMEGC]

I doubt critics would go "Kevin Smith smartly updated..."

[@jamaalsmith5207]

Rocket : Why would you want to save the universe?! Starlord: Because I'm one of the idiots who live in it! Teela: Nah.

[@RogueFox2185]

Neil Druckman kills off Joel in the most spiteful way possible- Kevin Smith: “Hold my beer bro, let me show you how it’s done!”

[@FaithfulofUltramar]

ugh, I had forgotten about that aspect of Last of Us and now I recall once again. Blah. Modern movie and game writing is just one giant trash fire you can see from space.

[@rossevanricamara4169]

They're a part of the same cabal of propagandists that are trying to reshape the traditional storytelling to conform to their ideology. No matter what a person with hindsight would say, the normies would only keep consuming. The Last of Us 2 was woke crap but people still bought it because they can't see through the facade. If "get woke, get broke" is realistic, then the companies won't let wokists touch their work. But they keep letting them. Someone is funding this crap or they really are pushing an ideology.

[@thetokenwon506]

come on! we dont talk about that! lmao

[@Kaunte]

He-Man goes out making a heroic sacrifice saving the universe. How is that spiteful?

[@SkorpionSSs]

@@Kaunte and then they revive him and have skeletor kill him again with a literal backstab... how is that not spiteful?

[@Total_DuDe]

“…And then Skeletor and He-man, (the main focus of the original show, and what made it so great) disappear.” Literally anyone with more than 1 brain cell: “I think I know where this is going.” *Tosses show in the trash.

[@cataclysm7256]

I like how almost every movie/series pitches nowdays begins with "how can we desecrate their childhood memories?"

[@sebsignat8286]

We will give you more bags of 💰 to do it while lying

[@sebsignat8286]

They don't care if the fans go after the maker of the remake as long as the fans will pay to have the maker scalped and hanged

[@louiswain9139]

They can’t come up with anything new so they take over and destroy better shows and movies

[@mattpurvis927]

*Netflix executive* - *"How can we desecrate their childhood memories?"* *Kevin Smith* - "Well, I don't know exactly how we're going do it yet.....but I got a few ideas." *Netflix executive* - "Ok great - what did you have in mind, Kevin?" *Kevin Smith* - "Well...you know how in the past the show was centered around He-Man?" *Netflix executive* - "Well yeah. I mean He-Man is obviously gonna be the main character of the show - he always is." *Kevin Smith* - "Nope, not anymore! He-Man is fucking gone! In fact he's barely gonna be in it!" *Netflix executive* - "Wow Kevin.....I mean that is.......just brilliant! The fans are gonna be so fucking pissed! Ha ha ha." *Kevin Smith* - "Yep - they sure are!"

[@martinportelance138]

It's called "subverting expectations", didn't you know. It's apparently very, very important to 'subvert expectations' nowadays. Subverting expectations is *tight*. It's also quite convenient for a new author, totally ignorant of the previous stuff.

[@amadeusasimov1364]

Basically every content-recycling writer of our generation: "Let the past die, kill it if you have to."

[@0Sutekinaryuu0]

Twice, if you can!

[@mariobianchi2313]

nah. otherwise you would make the same mistakes.... if you do not look at the past. i mean... look at the ww2.

[@madhatter8508]

@@mariobianchi2313 They can't have World War 3 until they erase our memory of World War 2.

[@krissteel4074]

Its a bit counter to the current modus of "Eat people's past enjoyment and excrete it in front of them"

[@viagetty2743]

I get that the times are changing but why do they have to desecrate old ip's? Is it some kind of revenge, or powertrip? Just leave the past be; we all know it wasn't perfect . Those in charge of entertainment choose to piggyback these old franchises instead of taking risks and build a fanbase from their target audience with new fabulous characters and stories, that will usher in a beautiful future for humankind.

[@margarethmichelina5146]

Kevin Smith: *Probably will cry like a bitch when people complain about this show.* The audience: "I missed the part where that's my problem."

[@rexlumontad5644]

Mr. Krabs: "I will play the world's smallest violin for the poor pathetic man."

[@louiswain9139]

Yes cry boy cry the salt mines need to be replenished

[@toqo675]

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[@ironcladnomad5639]

Creators Pre-Release: "We don't care if you don't see it. This wasn't made for you, so your opinion doesn't matter." Creators Post-Release: "I can't believe you bigots didn't watch this."

[@TheMoose126]

He should stick to Jay and Silent Bob routine

[@ricvaladez2563]

Fans: We want a He Man show. Smith: Did you say a show that has He Man in it? Fans: Uh, yeah. Smith: Okay, here is a show with He Man in it. Fans: But it seems to be mostly about Teela. Smith: But He Man is in it. Fans: What we wanted was a He Man show. You know, where the widely beloved icon is the focus. Smith: he does stuff. Fans: As a background character. Smith: Shut up you just hate Teela and women. Fans: We liked Teela before this… Smith: Shut up my narrative is the true narrative. I am not really a He Man fan but I still hate how corporations just love to piss on their audiences then just throw their money around buying other corporations. It be like if they made a Mulan show but killed her off and made Shang a arrogant douche. The irony is that the kind of people who like destroying male heroes would get very mad at that, when they have been doing it themselves for a while.

[@MrHullRockers]

The "look at me I'm a lesbian", half head shaved haircut tells you everything you need to know.

[@SuperSpectrom]

She clearly had the hots for he-man though, they subverted that stereotype lol. If you can't how they made her look at he-man, then idk what to tell you lmaooo

[@ronthorn3]

I fucking hate that haircut. I used to think it was kinda cool when it was first a thing until it became a trend for manly lesbians.

[@tedjohnson5081]

There is nothing uglier and more repulsive than this half-shaved haircut. Any woman that would burden us with such a spectacle needs to be ostracized from life.

[@UnboundOwl]

Ah yes, the "I got into a fight with a weed-eater" look.

[@herheartbeats5727]

I agree. This plus the East Germany Female Olympic Hammer Launcher plastic. Hell, even She-Ra was more sufferable in the previous rip-off.

[@runevi]

And he's trying to bank off it. Seriously check out his twitter: "I"m the guy that ruined MOTU! Want to talk about it on my podcast tonight?" can you believe there was a time when serious movie critics thought this guy was an up-and-coming superstar director? He became a shill of himself (no typo)

[@MASHo1992]

Almost ironic how the guy who thrashed one of the most woke franchises in recent years made another woke franchise.

[@edgardomartin8299]

He is also the same man that was making fun of producers that wanted to make a Superman movie where he doesnt do any Superman shit. How the times have changed.

[@VioletDeathRei]

@@edgardomartin8299 The goal is to destroy every role model and figure you ever looked upto from He-Man to the Founding Fathers so you'll stop fighting back.

[@Sebomai-b8i]

Rmemeber when Kevin Smith made wacky but grounded comedies about lower-middle class white people existing in this clown show we call the modern world? Pepperidge Farms Remembers.

[@cdreyes81]

@@edgardomartin8299 hes so edgy

[@6581punk]

You can't even call this fan fiction as Kevin Smith wasn't even a fan.

[@demonpride1975]

tell me about it, he's all like i never really liked he-man, screen writers, well boys we found our whipping boy.

[@rexlumontad5644]

Have they even watched the 80s He-Man show? Or have they confused it for the 2002 He-Man reboot

[@Sorain1]

It's hate fiction. Written by those who hate a property, because they hate it, to express that they hate it and anyone who likes it.

[@katwaugh1686]

I am a lady, and hollywood is making me hate ladies. I am so exhausted with the girl boss era.

[@rodneymckay8860]

The 2002 remake of Masters of the Universe is how you do it. The creators were able appease both OG & new fans.

[@noralarsen7212]

I loved that as a kid never watched the original .

[@RVIU11]

And don´t forget, the toys were awesome. Still have a few He-Mans from 02 in my attic.

[@mikeghanley]

Yes! Going back to watch it now. Plenty of lore, treated the source material (a toy commercial, but so was star wars in the end) with respect and managed to just be a simple show about good vs evil, spared from gender and identity politics.

[@GeneralTantzu]

I was just rewatching it after hearing this show sucked balls.

[@Connor.SG-1Ring]

Yes, indeed it was.

[@random_commenter-xix]

"She has a body that clearly belongs to a man." So would it be inappropriate to call her he-ma'am?

[@johnpaulguevara3977]

He-Mami

[@Grimmbimm]

She-Man?

[@All2Meme]

@@Grimmbimm She-Man has my vote...

[@karloaquinde3476]

I agree with she-man too. 😆

[@IcecalGamer]

She-male ?

[@torrancemoore6152]

"We're empowering women" -Portrays the main female character as physically masculine - the main female character literally couldn't care less that the hero sacrificed his life the universe AND gave up heaven to save everyone because of a minor lie - continuously berates her own father after taking his job while all he does is apologize Uhh, who is this for?

[@dapperultron1784]

I don't have a problem with women being portrayed as masculine, but rather that the show is poorly written. I don't know if Kevin Smith was trying to say something by having Teela fail at her assigned job within five episodes, but if he was, then He should've written a story centering on the villians instead.

[@torrancemoore6152]

@@dapperultron1784 By masculine, I didn't mean her being muscular; I like that as far as female character designs. I mean the whole square jaw and broad shoulders bit. It's a little more tame in comparison to the downturn comics have taken as of late but it's still a part of the same trend that implies women have to look more like men in order to come off as tough. You're right about the writing being bad, but there's a visual aspect to it too. Normally, depicting characters like this is almost always accompanied by bad writing nowadays.

[@toomanysandwiches8665]

muscular woman apparently dont exist

[@caryboy2006]

@@toomanysandwiches8665 For the most part and based on my life experience you are correct, muscular women don’t exist.

[@torrancemoore6152]

@@toomanysandwiches8665muscular women look good. What makes her makes her look masculine is the broad shoulders, square jaw and proportionally smaller head.

[@anthonycastillo7356]

This show screams: He-Ma'am and The Masters of the Message.

[@MotownShaker]

It's weird because I watched Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981), and Marion, Indies love interest, was as tough as nails, but also used her feminine charm to elude her opponents. Which made her a great character...

[@ScotsThinker]

Writing great female Characters ought to start with acknowledging the virtues of nurture, grace and care that Women are capable off in ways Men often aren't. Then you give them flaws to overcome like any other Good Character. Let's take Chihiro from Spirited Away for example; She starts of as a spoiled brat who is afraid of the unfamiliar. She learns to grow once she's tossed into a Spirit World filled with unfamiliar things. her strengths lie in her will to help others which flourishes even further once she learns to take responsibility. She then encounters a baby character who reflects who she used to be and helps them to mature from her experience to some extent. Another example oddly from modern Disney of all people; Raya from Raya and the Last Dragon. She is a typical action heroine yet has a fatal flaw in her sense of trust which plays a crucial role in the story's message. the end of the world practically takes it toll all because she couldn't trust people and when everything goes wrong, she doesn't try to fix it, she takes out her anger on her rival. She learns her mistakes come the end of the movie. A balance of Female Virtue can be obtained. It's just that modern Hollywood has been carried away by modernist agenda whilst ironically tossing aside that woman from Mandalorian. We just need writers who know what their doing.

[@xenxander]

I found her to be loud-mouthed and obnoxious, especially in the snake pit.

[@robertbobbypelletreaujr2173]

She seemed kinda annoying and that voice wasnt helping.

[@akirathearchibald7958]

All hail Clownfish TV for warning us!

[@cimmeriabastardsword]

80’s Filmation He-Man: Prince Adam/He-Man protector of castle Greyskull and the strongest man in the universe! 2021 Netflix He-Man: Teela an angry-bitter-selfish-lesbian protector of woke agenda!

[@3SCAPER00M13]

I don't know what to feel anymore. Every franchise I ever loved has been burned beyond recognition. I grew up with He-man, my Dad showed me a lot of episodes from the first few seasons on an old website and we would watch them together, while he would tell me all of these things about it that I thought were the coolest things as a six year old boy who never really saw old cartoons at the time. To see someone who added to my teenage angst make this just hurts me. Everything hurts now.

[@The_Burning_Sensation]

She-Ra: the story of a lesbian and her group of racially diverse, gay friends He-Man: the story of a lesbian and her group of racially diverse, gay friends

[@MrVentches]

she-ra is,even for a newcommer,a shitty show.

[@Jim-Tuner]

Not lesbian. Trans women.

[@IlangaYimpilo]

Spot on!

[@ydid687]

WTF! just...WTF!!

[@fugiikowa]

I know right

[@kerravon4159]

Teela is drawn to look exactly like a dude. They might as well just have given her a few more muscles, blonde hair, and called her 'He Maam'.

[@rexlumontad5644]

She-Ra 80s: "Bullet dodged."

[@serindas]

That will appen in the second part, imho, when she will get the sword...

[@icycrusader1947]

@@rexlumontad5644 She-ra current: confused bullet.

[@Torta--is--PLUR]

Fe-man want SnuSnu

[@rexlumontad5644]

@@icycrusader1947 Yeah, that reboot was ok somewhat. I mean at least she didn't get sidelined like He-Man here. Unless I am wrong.

[@SolidNeodark]

Wait, He-Man just dies and the show goes on without him? Seriously? I mean, I never even asked for this show, but I'm still disappointed.

[@SoccYT]

Its literally predicted and they act like it wasnt. Dont forget he gets revived and then shit on as well.

[@alialmuhanna4938]

That’s like making The Fresh Prince without Will Smith.

[@martinlopez2816]

@@alialmuhanna4938 please don't give 'em ideas and leave Fresh Prince alone

[@TailsFetish]

I've never seen the show and im disappointed

[@Torta--is--PLUR]

Twice...he dies twice

[@paularized1]

I bet Teela’s also pretty pissed off that she’s only earning 77 cents on the dollar of what He-Man was getting.

[@CAMELOT331]

When I watched the show I was like. Man. I hope Drinker gets a hold of this. Sweet justice. Awesome video

[@aleksander8497]

Camelot, you can do a video on how much netflix and the studios suck

[@louiswain9139]

Whenever I see something that has been infested with the woke there is always a little bit of joy for me because I know at least the drinker will make a video no matter how bad it is there is something that you can laugh at

[@davfree9732]

Now they just need to wokify Mask and TMNT.... oh wait they did that already. At least they’ll never ruin Jace and the Wheel Warriors and Ulysses 31

[@eddaniels2056]

I remember watching Avatar: the last airbender when I was a kid and would look forward to getting home to watch it. Watched it again recently and the story is just brilliant, funny writing, sad writing, Zukos redemption. Probably the greatest cartoon ever written imo. I know eventually they'll target that show, they'll stick it up their arse for a week and shit it back out with wokeness. "Everything good must be destroyed, everything good must be destroyed. Gooble gabble." - Netflix

[@evarjantz222]

@@eddaniels2056 They already have, it's called Korra. There's also a live action due out soon, also courtesy of good ol' netflix. So, brace yourself.

[@wadeh7254]

Just like the Star Wars sequel trilogy, this will be regarded by fans as rubbish fan fiction, nothing more. He-Man began and ended in the 80s. Enough said.

[@PelinalDidNothingWrong]

What about the 2002 series? That was great!

[@12Kukuruz]

Read the DC comics, they are pretty decent.

[@rickj.392]

there was a nice show in the 90s set a few years in the future

[@JFS61023]

@@PelinalDidNothingWrong yes I'd rather watch He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (2002 TV series)

[@tyraster8603]

I just had an epiphany. What if. . . what if what they are trying to do is obscure the past? They know this shit doesn't work. It's been proven time and time again. They aren't _complete_ idiots. These agenda driven attempts never succeed but what they do is that they become the most recent version of old franchises which could, in the long run, push the originals into irrelevance. I mean, 2-3 decades from now the average consumer won't know better unless we keep making noise.

[@Weskalia]

John Connor: First time? He-Man: Huh? Joel: Welcome to the club buddy.

[@thetokenwon506]

yoooo this!

[@ArionNoble]

Superman: Yo guys....I'm scared...

[@danielpotterton9617]

@@ArionNoble CW Supergirl

[@brentgarlick9605]

Ghost busters: we got here first.

[@JoshuaEricSViana]

Luke: I will guide you young Padawan.

[@acefighter106]

Kevin Smith: The show is about He-Man Wikipedia: He-Man is a Guest Character

[@jjthecat9692]

The complete disconnect between the critics and audience reviews in general these days is absolutely staggering. By rule of thumb it's got to the point where if the critics are lauding it, chances are it's shit.

[@michaelmcurdy3459]

If it's "brave" critics eat it up so as to not upset that group of people. Normal People only care if they like it or not.

[@truthteller50]

That’s exactly how I view them.

[@ashishkalam9337]

Critics never used to agree with Audiences, but Critics used to have better, educated, understanding of art that the audience didn't. Now they just let any guy with a communications degree review art.

[@hkmrsrg1367]

Black Panther having higher score than The Godfather. 🤣🤣 Critics are a joke these days.

[@JimmyHauser]

It’s always been that way.

[@hippopotomerjones8746]

Kevin promised a 100% beef patty, we got a vegan burger with extra estrogen on the side.

[@theflyingninja1]

I'm a vegan but I lolled at that.

[@billr3053]

"Where's the beef?!!!!"

[@mushypork2132]

@@theflyingninja1 you just had to say "i'm a vegan" didn't you?

[@blvp2145]

I would like an extra large estrogen smoothie to go along with it

[@blvp2145]

Always love that commercial

[@sonny2593]

Surprised they call him He-Man at all. I was expecting them to change Prince Adam's alter ego to They-Person

[@29-arnavsamant97]

lmao

[@MrlspPrt]

They/Them-LivingBeing.

[@mksmike]

Because it's a character that's going to die? "They-Person" is the name of a character that gets to live.

[@nedyzhe]

🤣

[@poopikins]

That's good 🤣

[@faithcastillo9597]

Well, at least we still have Darkwing Duck and the Rescue Rangers. I don't believe they've been desecrated yet.

[@awesomehpt8938]

For some reason it’s alright to do this to He-man and sideline him in his own show. But I bet you they wouldn’t dare to do this to someone like Wonder Woman and make Steve Trevor the main character. Because He-Man is a symbol of the evil patriarchy and Wonder Woman is stunning and brave. Fucking typical.

[@nothajzl]

Modern agenda is to destroy manliness. Once you realize this, nothing is surprising 🤷🏻‍♂️.

[@theflyingninja1]

@@nothajzl I agree, but why?

[@franciscodanconia4324]

Wonder Woman did get away with raping an unwilling man in the last movie.

[@nothajzl]

@@theflyingninja1 because of feminism, i assume (they want to establish their matriarchy). Reduce men to harmless creatures, make artificial sperm (or whatever), get s*x robots, turn women into lesbians (there’s no such thing as gay gene), tell that having babies harms the planet, get more and more women into work places. This way you will be sure that there will never be a patriarchy. They’re basically turning women into men, giving them all manly attributes. You should see the problem with this even if you’re not, say, religious. I’m not even tripping, this is the stuff they’re open about.

[@probablykevin22]

Yep. I always find it funny that in order to prop up women, the men have to be taken down. They’re incapable of having both happen at the same time. It’s always the same

[@captbuckyohare5585]

MOTU Viewer: Hey, so why would Teela decide to abandon her post, her dream job, her army, her kingdom, two grieving parents, and disown her family just because she didn't know Adam was He-Man? Like, it's not a great place to be, but loads of ppl didn't know he was He-Man. Even his own dad. And the ones who did know, knew because the Sorceress told them back in the day, not Adam, and only so Adam would have guides and support while he bore the burden of being He-Man and keeping the secrets of Grayskull and the sword of power safe. All this seems like a bit of a wild reaction if I'm honest, and completely out of character for Teela, who was hot-headed and could be reckless in the old series, but never at the expense of her kingdom or friends. She was pragmatic, intelligent, and capable of dealing with unexpected revelations. Why is she now such an emotionally resentful and self-centred person? Show: Don't know. But look how strong and female she is. And gay. Viewer: Yeah, about that, how come you imply she's gay now, but do nothing with it in terms of the narrative or in developing her character. This kinda reminds me of Loki's throwaway bi-sexuality. You do less here than shows who first did this sort of thing more than a decade ago, like Korra and Xena. But these days, isn't this just cynical and lazy queerbaiting? Show: Nope. It's (reads from cue card) diverse and inclusive. Viewer: Hey, so this Andra girl is smart (except when she doesn't know anything about a massive war that happened a handful of years ago for some reason), brave, and pretty self-less. She seems to want to be a hero and help Eternia. This motivation would appear to put her wants and needs at complete odds with Teela's, who only cares about money and not being a hero. Why at no point during the series does that ever become a point of conflict as more and more people die and the mission becomes more dangerous? Show: Don't know. Viewer: Hey, so how did Teela manage to summon magical power she had no idea she possessed when fighting not-Skeletor in hell? What did she do to subdue him in his own house, and nab the sword? It seemed to be more than turning his game against him, and something awakened in her akin to the Sorceress' power. How did any of that work? Why did it seem so easy and convenient? Even the Sorceress can't do magic like that quite so easily. What gives? Show: Don't know. But she's his worst nightmare now! Viewer: (sighs...) she certainly is. So, if she's doing magic now, and she hates magic, shouldn't she have less of a gung-ho reaction to it? Shouldn't she be slightly disturbed at what this means? And why doesn't she, you know, just do it again and own not-Skeletor instead of letting Orko fucking die and blaming Evil-Lyn for it? Show: Viewer: Yea, I mean, like Evil-Lyn actually tries to save him but the fact she has no magic power left means she can't and... hold on a fucking minute here. They're in Subternia, where magic is somewhat plentiful, and Orko's even able to do some impressive shit and Teela herself is unlocking arse-pulled magical feats. Why the fuck is Evil-Lyn still so powerless? Shouldn't she be able to do something that doesn't rely solely on the orb of energy the Sorceress gave her? If she wants to save Orko, why couldn't she? Show: But Orko has to die now and if Lyn and Teela can do magic then that can't happen the way we want it to. It's what we like to call "great writing that operates within the rules and internal logic of the fantasy show we've built and presented to you in order to let you suspend disbelief and understand the stakes and threat of any given fantastical situation." Viewer: Show: You're welcome. Viewer: Hey, know how Teela's really fucking pissed at everyone because they never told her about Adam's secret magical power? How come when she unlocks her own secret magical power the first thing she does is not tell anyone and just keeps it completely to herself? Doesn't tell Andra. Doesn't even tell ADAM. Show: Um... well you see... err... Viewer: Hey, so why does Teela seem to mourn Roboto's death more than Adam's? Thinking about it, if he has all of Duncan's memories, wouldn't he also have known Adam was He-Man? Is she not pissed off at him as well? Show: Because she's a complex and emotional creature, misogynist. And as for the Roboto knowing everything Duncan knows... yea, I guess Teela kinda forgot about that. Viewer: Hey, so does Teela really not speak to her dad, Orko, Cringer, or Roboto after leaving the palace until the events of episode 3? She has no idea how sick Orko was or how they were doing? But wouldn't she have wanted answers about Adam and the secret once she calmed down and got herself together? Wouldn't she want to reconsider all her rash decisions before this point and reach out to her father to understand the truth that was hidden from her? Did she really just cut them all out of her life because they told her a lie? Like, completely and forever cut them out? Is Teela a psychopath? Show: No, she's a strong woman now, and to be a strong woman, you simply need to be just like a man, but without the reason or accountability. And you need muscles. Viewer: About the muscles... Show: She's a warrior, you big chauvinist. Girl warriors have muscles. Viewer: Okay... then why does Evil-Lyn have huge muscles? She's not a physical warrior. She's a mage who needs hired guns to do full-on fighting for her. Show: Err... Viewer: While we're at it, if all the magic's gone from Eternia except for wee scraps here and there, how is Evil-Lyn initially doing that disguise spell? And why is she being presented as some sort of spurned yet redeemable anti-hero rather than Skeletor's co-conspirator? Show: Now you listen to us, boy. All women are inherently good. All men are liars, heretics, cheats, bad fathers, skeleton monsters, or DEAD. Keep up. You're just angry because you think we ruined He-Man. Viewer: You didn't ruin him. How could you? He's not in it. You didn't ruin Skeletor either. Because he's also not in it - and it's probably for the best because I don't trust you to write for that supreme, meme machine, sassy bitch. You ruined Teela. You kinda ruined Man At Arms. The only one you didn't ruin was Orko and that's because you fucking killed him instead. Show: I'm so glad we could subvert your expectations.

[@littledragonchild1757]

Well said

[@kavalogue]

I know the majority of people here will fully agree this is an amazing comment but I just wanna hop in early to let you know you won't get a anywehre near the amount of likes you deserve for that mighty comment

[@captbuckyohare5585]

Im doing hero's work truly XD

[@athannyx6815]

I want to say I have never watched He-man so I appreciate all the context and shit they did wrong like this.

[@morganb6717]

this deserves to be Pinned for the effort and its accuracy.

[@Stresscat1]

So Teela was put in charge of saving everyone, and Skeletor won? How would this even qualify as female empowerment?

[@AndragonLea]

For you see, if Teela hadn't been emotionally manipulated and lied to by the Masters of Toxic Masculinity and their head criminal, the abominable Cis-Man, then maybe her inner femininity and strength could have prevailed over Skeletor. But she could not, for He-Man man-spread in her mindscape for her entire past and her tender feelings had no room left for motivating her to SAVE THE UNIVERSE.

[@jesuseduardoroldan]

Check mate feminist!

[@thomasbullins2008]

@@AndragonLea but remember? Her only fear was of how awesome she was --

[@SheonEver]

Now that you mention it...

[@AndragonLea]

@@thomasbullins2008 Indeed, and maybe if those horrible dude-bros hadn't talked her into believing women shouldn't be this swole, we'd all be living in a post patriarchy utopia right now. Men: we don't know what we did. (TM)

[@BreakingPhobia103]

This broke my heart; to see how the creative team buried he-man in the dirt. The animation is incredible and that’s about all the good points i gathered from the show. Everything else is woke agenda, spit on the fan’s face storyline, stunning and brave dialogue, childish self centered mentality, and total disrespect for what made this classic show a great show.

[@TobiAnimados]

So far there are only two "franchise sequels" that I really have enjoyed: Cobra Kai and Ash vs Evil Dead. What they have in common? They develop new characters while keeping the main characters alive. You need to keep the main character alive (or at least as long as possible), to develop other characters, if you do it right you can even end with a secondary character cooler than the main one (that would be the moment to pass the torch in the right way). Instead, lately the trend is to always reduce-kill-replace or gender swap the main character, that's a terrible idea that is always going to feel like an insult to the original. It's incredible how they keep ruining over and over the chance to make great sequels of loved franchises with such a lack of common sense. How many times are they going to do the exact same thing?

[@owyemen9367]

Sounds like a crossover without doing a crossover lol

[@ayhalagala7467]

thats the reason the heman´s 2002 reboot was so great. Kevin Smith knew thats what we really wanted, thats why the made that trailer as a bait

[@chitterlingsrtasty]

Can’t have you holding on to the those positive vibes and characters. They will tell you how, what, to think about.

[@abissbech306]

S1 was divided in 2 for no apparent reason,he man will be much more important,so alive in the second part

[@inappropriateusername1917]

Good God what I wouldn't do for another season of Ash versus evil Dead

[@Knowbody42]

I preferred Kevin Smith when he was Silent Bob. Because he was silent.

[@shellbell6190]

😄ouch

[@jamminjam79]

Was still a tit then though

[@DeepThinker193]

The He in He-man is Silent. Its also why Kevin is nicknamed silent Bob

[@Phasefirefilms]

So, they say there aren't enough positive male rolemodels. Then they remake He-Man and he's absent. Is that their idea of a positive male role model?

[@whenpigsfly8178]

Lol, when they say that, they just want to slag off men.

[@RosieSquall]

I loved the finishing segment of the original show, where He-Man spoke about the issues explored in the episode. Sometimes they were silly, sometimes serious, but he always gave advice. How is that no positive? She-Ra did the same. The Silver Hawks were more focused on teaching kids about planets and whatnot. God, I miss those shows.

[@stanza77]

It's like Last Jedi where the only positive role model who is male is one who sacrifices himself and goes away so that the female star can shine. Batwoman has Bruce Wayne vanish for no reason

[@aaronbarlow4376]

An absent male. He must be a black role model.

[@stanza77]

That's not very kind to us black males who are quite present, Mr. Barlow@@aaronbarlow4376

[@Gdsryrox]

Still don't understand how the moment He-Man died all the women in the universe became butch lesbians in an instant

[@adman7784]

If Teela had discovered Prince Adam was He-Man in the 80s to 2000s: -"I knew it!". I had a feeling you are more than this!" (with a smile) The same situation nowadays: -"You lied to meeee!" . "You´re the worst". (triggered af) F~4ck this days.

[@leafybean]

No kidding! They were the best of friends and she would have been humbled to have seen Prince Adam hide the glory he could have had by being He-Man in secret. They just took Teela and gave her a 180 in personality and drove any hope for a decent story straight into the ground.

[@MichealWeinfurtner]

So surprised that Feela was okay with her father being stripped of his rank and being banished from the realm. But bulked at not knowing Adam was He-Man. Such a strange reaction.

[@luvstagrind]

"Our series is LITERALLY all about He-Man" And Kevin Smith kills him off at the beginning and mortally wounds him at the end, meaning he can just be swept to the side to let Teela do her thing

[@ArionNoble]

Lol....LITERALLY

[@HenkkaArtGames]

And since apparently anyone can just pick up the sword of power without needing to be approved by the sword, its power (or whoever is the guardian of the castle) to become its wielder (as seen how Skeletor just said the same words and immediately got the power), I'll bet that it'll be Teela who will end up transforming into the next champion of Grayskull - while also being the next Sorcerer. Or maybe it will be Andra who picks up the sword since she was so eager to become a hero while Teela will become the Sorcerer. He-Ma'am and the Masters of the Universe, alright.

[@shadowofthenorthstar989]

Fans: you promised this show would be about He man Kevin Smith : I lied , as I have from the very beginning

[@ArionNoble]

@@shadowofthenorthstar989 Also: blame WEED.

[@Zontar82]

@@HenkkaArtGames "He-Ma'am and the Mistresses of the Universe, alright." MASTERS is a word of the patriarchy

[@carbodude5414]

"Our son is dead. We must grieve" Teela: BUT WHAT ABOUT MY FEELINGS?!

[@satchelmouth1]

That's what wrong with today's society!

[@EvilDoresh]

@@satchelmouth1 Too self-absorbed to think about others.

[@jkincaid582]

@Marcus Charley The Shera property was already redone and desecrated by these woke idiots a couple of years ago.

[@Choltonandthewheelies]

Yeah, a He-Man cartoon with nearly no He-Man in it……genius! How did this pass the pitch meeting?

[@Motor7Mike]

Kevin Smith: He-Man is the main character ...so that was a lie.

[@HerculesBallsInc]

He IS a main caricature.

[@dansmith8417]

His wife's boyfriend is in tears laughing at this miserable failure.

[@robertgriffiths1724]

Abso-fuckin-lutly 😂😂😂

[@TheFourthWinchester]

LMAO

[@blazegamer1007]

Ngl I had to re read that

[@Adrian-pp6qy]

More like his ex-boyfriends girlfriend. He straightened the guy.

[@meatbagspaai6370]

"Hey guys, we're bringing back He-Man with this cool modern art style and this more adult storyline!" "Horray! That's exactly what we want!" "But what if we SUBVERT YOUR EXPECTATIONS? Wouldn't that be so cool and unique and unexpected?" Why can't we just have nice things.

[@ChainedFei]

See Yuri Besmenov and Demoralization.

[@ArionNoble]

Lol. You EXPECTED a good show. *Subversion activated....Woke program Alpha-simp initiated* Did we mention we have been approved for 15 seasons??

[@arkive11]

Just enjoy your reprogramming

[@meatbagspaai6370]

@@ChainedFei I am already Yuripilled. It's just that I'm still a normal human being with natural responses to get excited when something potentially good is to happen. I mean at least there were the leaks to dampen the blow I suppose. If I didn't know this bullshit until today I'd probably be outright depressed.

[@nithshithhith4398]

Because the wrong people won WW2.

[@Xan3119]

LMAO revelation got a triple Barf!!! GOTTDAMN! love your work bro keep keep up the great work!

[@MalditosBares]

Ka-Ren and the Masters of Intersectionality. The quest begins by setting out to see the manager of Castle Greyskull and culminates in Ka-Ren becoming the new manager after saving Eternia from toxic masculinity and the cis white male patriarchy. He-Man is banished to the shadow realm of Despondos for diversity and inclusion training.

[@MatthiasProspero]

Shut it down boys, we have a winner. 🏆

[@MalditosBares]

@@MatthiasProspero Now we have Ma'am-at-Arms and new bestie, Reach-a-Round...

[@MatthiasProspero]

@@MalditosBares 🤣

[@remo27]

You forgot the "anger management" therapy which all us males in this 'toxically masculine' patriarchy need. And here I was, literally crying over how Azula (Mostly evil Princess from Avatar The Last Airbender) needs help after she collapses mentally near the end of the series - I never would have thought I could get the stories of therapy from He Man cartoons. Thanks for enlightening me :)

[@mikespearwood3914]

I literally still don't know what "cis" is supposed to mean, or where the hell it came from!

[@greatorange7548]

Clownfish TV was right; Kevin Smith lied but is going to deny it with media backing him. It feels like Star Wars all over again.

[@welovepopculture5821]

Star Wars, Star Trek, Terminator, Ghostbusters, Marvel, DC... I stopped giving them my money as soon as they started with the feminazi propaganda.

[@DOOMStudios]

Look how they massacred my boy

[@bighara]

@@benlunch7618 The Godfather. After Sonny is shot on the causeway.

[@sonicbhoc]

Twice.

[@darthkek1953]

Ah, a man of culture as well I see.

[@kevins4213]

Twice.

[@Launchpad05]

Just like Geico.

[@c0dakw0lfgaang48]

So Prince Adam is literally the main character of this universe, and they decided to kill him off twice in just 5 episodes