Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast Ep. 154 - The Gerbiezburg Address [Nov. 13, 2019]

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[@NateDogg187]

Now that tires is out, are we all going back to these old Gerbeez episodes? He's truly the greatest

[@Burningid99]

exactly. He is such a treasure

[@augment999]

I'm on my first ever listen through of the pod. This ep is my first ever experience of Gerbeez. Am I wrong for finding him irritating asf?

[@jwizzle334]

@@augment999found the fake dawg

[@NateDogg187]

​@@augment999you are wrong for that. Maybe listen to more episodes with him. Most of us love Gerbies.

[@ghostcula]

@@augment999 repent.

[@mattdagangsta]

“Gerbs has been standing for that entire address” 🤣

[@smithgeoMP4]

gerbs said "hold on let me sit down for a second" 5 mins into an argument on a podcast haha. never wanted to see a video more in my life

[@doctertoboggan]

Even funnier that, he's definitely standing because he can't sit down due to the hemmys..... just sitting down being yelled at by a guy who can't sit because his butthole hurts 😂

[@milesmccall2301]

Matt’s ability to be a neutral party while Shane bully’s guests is truly impressive. He usually doesn’t pile on (unless it’s Billy) but he also doesn’t try to save them.

[@spms8099]

Unless its luis, then its pile on city

[@tanner9012]

I bet that guy Matt is pretty high in openness

[@screamdreamer9085]

That’s guy code. You sit back and enjoy and take no sides, no babying, no bullying

[@dakotalenzi7630]

@@spms8099The comment says guests….

[@ndr523]

@@spms8099Luis built his career on being bullied. He’s the ultimate boss

[@kels4650md]

“That was your near-death experience? A black guy talked to you?” 💀

[@UpperCrustthe3rd]

Lmao

[@rollinwifdabigboys13]

“Who’s we? You got a mouse in your pocket?”

[@MeThePeoples]

Gerbs brings out lines from Shane that he learned from Phil

[@Usergx-3047]

Shane gaslighting Gerbz is fantastic

[@kels4650md]

The fact that gerbies was standing up the whole time he was yelling at Shane at that beginning lmaoo

[@jhsur7838]

This is the greatest first 6 minutes of any podcast, ever.

[@cooperculp5595]

Nazis using the Harry Potter sorting hat is one of the funniest jokes ever on the cast

[@Burningid99]

I'm German and fell over laughing. The funniest shit ever. Plowing through all gerbies episodes atm

[@saintquawz]

All hail King Gerbies, so much better coming back to these old eps after Tires

[@high5807]

Gerbs is the embodiment of anxiety anything he wants to talk about he second guesses himself and stutters

[@kels4650md]

“I just want to enjoy you from afar” 😂

[@some______guy]

I finally get the appeal of Gerbs. When he explain the feeling of getting a call from Shane.

[@KevinJohnson-dl4jg]

Gerbies is the man. I hope the bros bring him on soon. Haven't heard from him in a while. Easily my favorite guest

[@bigredactionsportsstuff1245]

I’ve heard he wants to distance himself from the cast

[@954buggy]

@@bigredactionsportsstuff1245 I’ve heard the same

[@multicoloredwiz]

​@Mr. Zone 2 where? Cuz he was part of gilly n keeves so it couldn't be related to the snl shit. Hope nothing bad went down with the boys

[@954buggy]

@@multicoloredwiz na we’re running with the bit that Shane was doing in this episode lol. He kept trying to create a narrative that Gerbs wanted to distance himself from the cast once Shane got cancelled 😂

[@multicoloredwiz]

@954buggy man yall had me worried lmao I said that before I started the ep but never came back till after when realizing lol

[@ANone888]

I’m forever using “You got a mouse in your pocket!?” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jdmDSM97]

Listening to this after daddy’s home glad they all still friends!

[@dorbraverrancourt]

Hearing gerbzzz cracks out laughing truly makes me happy

[@Jrodsfitness]

The story of the guy who ran into the water with his armor on and drown is one of the funniest things I’ve heard

[@emmetLshavinski]

This episode makes me more angry Tires isn't a full series.

[@TheMiist]

Honestly it’s a shame. We got robbed of so much goodness

[@MrUrech]

ew im blowing on you while you're jerkin off 😂

[@nibertjames]

We can’t talk cums anymore?

[@jaypers232]

It’s coming.

[@mypawsoflove]

It is NOW! starting in May on Netflix. Fuck yeah! Our boys are moving up higher and higher.

[@dudewheresmyquran778]

“Who’s we, you gotta mouse in that pocket?” -Kenny Powers

[@nibertjames]

“First of all, I’m not the best on the phone.” Killed me for some reason.

[@dowthin5167]

THIS REALLY IS THE SHREK 1 EP, NAZI HARRY POTTER SORTING HAT LMAOOO

[@Secretdawg925]

Bro that shit was hilarious

[@dowthin5167]

on another rerun and this is still Shrek 1

[@mehoffjack7064]

Gerbz is a likeable joe derosa

[@wisterV]

LONG LIVE JOEY ROSES SANGUICHES! A phonetically-challenged phoenix rising from the ashes of a smoldering career, a life long affair with cocaine, cheap women and bad decisions. If people would awaken to the culinary masterpiece dandywiches De Rosa creates at a Comedy store basement pop-up he could retire happily and never try and joke around anymore.

[@loustarski420]

hahaha

[@andrestein6022]

Damn it, I feel like I'm the only one that really likes his stuff

[@peachmelba1000]

​@@andrestein6022 He's like Kyle Dunegan. Pretty funny, but just a miserable bastard.

[@miglop72]

Joe is shoulderless

[@ryanhansen1296]

Gerbz always makes an episode. But Matt's sorting hat bit caught me off guard

[@HarryMaddison]

Guard? Nazi concentration camp guard...?

[@supremedestiny4956]

@@HarryMaddisonBOOOOO👎👎👎

[@DonkeyHotay794]

​@@supremedestiny4956YEAAAAAAH 👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@Dawgenvy]

That was amazing 😂

[@jonnycrash7389]

Gerbies is the best guest. I love his word stumble before he answers a question. "Gerbz what do you think?" "Well, er, i, arh, herz. Fuck you Shane"

[@vich3359]

Gerbz episodes are so good lol

[@BigPuudji]

Gerbz immediately acknowledging the torture up front and trying to assert is such a vibe to kick. I love this.

[@kirkdavies4823]

Half your phone calls. I felt that

[@maadmoode]

16:14 the sorting hat 🤣🤣🤣 matt is a genius

[@colddeadwitch]

We all know a Gerbs. It's the best type of person to be around.

[@aidanmurray2397]

Gerbiez is a grumpy boy in this one

[@trevordrexler5652]

Well Shane is genuinely being annoying as fuck

[@MilesWilliams88]

He's honestly annoying to listen to.

[@kalenjules3841]

@@MilesWilliams88Gerbz is probably the best guest in the history of the pod, you learn to love the Gerbz

[@MilesWilliams88]

@@kalenjules3841 I keep hearing that. I've never really been a fan.

[@kalenjules3841]

@@MilesWilliams88 to each their own fellow K9

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

Gerbz: “Can I just change the subject?” after the Nazi rant had me 🤣

[@seanbuckley8935]

Love when Gerbies questions Matt’s dumb theories and he has no follow up logic.😆

[@williamvanevery3536]

Every pack of Dawgs has a Gerbz character 💀

[@sharmakea3116]

Its evolution

[@Whocares806]

2022 and I finally googled gerbies. I didn't realize it's the guy from the skit. Slaaaves

[@Nunya7211]

Dude this episode is the one where I too finally googled him! I thought they said he was okay looking but YEESH 😂 he definitely looks like someone who gets a boner from cats

[@dirtyp.132]

Albus Hitler and the Gas Chamber of Secrets

[@jarnold1789]

Hahahaha man this made me laugh harder than listening to the bit for some reason. Hell yeah

[@leavethisemptier]

Sorting Hat! Boys just making gold.

[@dereksupernaut]

the Gillie Monster v Lil' Gerbies is some of the funniest shit ever... fax!!!

[@wisterV]

Truth

[@marshallraley7156]

@@wisterV aw

[@hairingtonpiesworth7962]

Gerbiez and his pocket mouse

[@tonyreyes3780]

Gerbies is a neurotic king

[@mattdagangsta]

By far the best guest I love gerbies so much

[@dillionwade8755]

Damn in 2023 do you ever need the gerbz back 😢

[@natesdigitalalchemy]

I hope so...

[@wisterV]

Gerbz had a near black experience!

[@natesdigitalalchemy]

a NBE 😂

[@maxdanovitz7282]

Shane calling Gerbies out on almost saying midget got me.

[@benzoadonethc1685]

First of all, ive been ill.

[@herricaj]

Using the word "ill" instead of "sick" is very Gerbz

[@DeathToarmosUndjudens]

6:58 Hostile Shane is always great 😂😂

[@kelseywhite3014]

“I see his name and I take a breath “ 😆

[@EonWil]

He wanted his boi to have a healthy hole almost made me spit out my drink

[@evanabbott2737]

“How’s this for distance?”

[@TheTokyoPartners]

50:00 😂😂 critically important update from the gerbz

[@arniexanchez]

Gerbies is hilarious. How can he never tell when shane and Matt are clearly messing with him? Definitely a touch of the tism

[@ZekePaulino]

I like that I get hardcore comedy and also a refresher course on world history

[@andrewwiest4685]

Less than 3 min in, hilarious. Gerbz is a fantastic straight-man for this.

[@apexoutlaws]

The gaslighting right out the gate🤣

[@Antiluls]

Shanes full girl brain. Guilting people about giving them opportunities and holding it against them tsk tsk

[@trevordrexler5652]

The best is when he's actually a pissy lil bitch when Gerbz comes back at him after being bullied, truly a fucking baby when people make fun of him

[@superintelligentapefromthe121]

I noticed that too.

[@Jonn-Jonn]

you’re not wrong. you can tell gerbies was fed up being fucked w/ so much around this time that’s why it took a bit for him to come back. Don’t get me wrong it’s funny but, I totally get why he acts the way he does during these times. He schedules a time to go & get bullied for an hour & a half Lol

[@supremedestiny4956]

35:24 mccuskee of the dome the guy is a genius

[@jackmatson6634]

2 mins in and this is already the best episode

[@R.Lennartz]

Just to clear things up about the death of Frederick Barbarossa, he died during the Third Crusade at the age of 67, which is pretty old in the 12th century, and had been on the march for weeks during a very hot summer when he drowned in the Göksu river, in what was at the time Cilician Armenia, now Turkey. We know he could swim, since we have accounts of him swimming in the Adriatic Sea, he may have had a heart attack or stroke while swimming, which caused him to drown, he was not wearing his armor when he drowned.

[@citybusmuzik7558]

THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE EPz

[@KGN215]

34:30 for a lil jewish guy like gerbz this is a near death experience

[@brandondeanmead]

Crazy that Gerbies was almost murdered by a young black man and we didn’t get this pod.

[@Gwap97]

Bro 😭 how did I forget how good this one was

[@stax03]

We need a new gerbz real bad

[@scotthartwig668]

Great first few minutes holy shit

[@wisterV]

A couple minutes in and Gerbz was against the wall in the corner. Of course dug his way out like a good Gerbilz

[@immadlyinlovewithyou]

I think shane reaches peak bully mode around gerbz and its amazing to witness

[@DeathToarmosUndjudens]

~15:00 double dub talk 😂😂

[@carsonw9405]

Holy shit I’m 5 minutes in, this is electric lol

[@WickedChesh]

Get Gerbies on some Joe Rogain

[@SethMyers-m9y]

All that emperor talk and no emperors new groove jokes ? Cmon boys

[@the215sean]

"Im showing my ass?!?!?!" 😂

[@coomr419]

Gerbiez is freakin hilarious

[@unkelTP]

Gerbz is a good egg.

[@joshalred9565]

Is there anywhere to find these old eps with video, or were they audio only?

[@Kushaddict]

“Dang wanted fang back gotcha”

[@DD-ct3cf]

Gerbz Puritanical Myth, great epi

[@raymondmusholt7167]

Holy shit this is the forming of beautiful dogs.

[@wrecker132]

Gerbiez with a mustache would look like a European dictator

[@Fractal_Farms]

Does Gerbz actually get hate from the dawgs? He's the best.

[@greenburg2276]

he was wet bread on plenty of eps

[@johnflaherty810]

@@greenburg2276 absolutely not. He’s a dork but he’s the most sane person on the podcast.

[@greenburg2276]

@@johnflaherty810 I didn’t say that I said several of his appearances suck lol

[@T_D_B_]

@@greenburg2276 he is great in small doses... but he's really not on the same level as a Butterly or Billy as a regular guest.

[@randomdude189]

I don’t like him

[@Jerryattrickliverspottedhands]

Gerbz honestly is the fucking best

[@davidcagle920]

You love your dad I LOVE MY DAD

[@herricaj]

For some reason this part makes me laugh harder than any other in this legendary ep

[@davidcagle920]

@@herricaj shane might be the best bullier of all time. Fuck we need another gerbie cast

[@herricaj]

​@@davidcagle920I'd do terrible things for another five minutes of pure gerbz

[@scowen4388]

OG Gerbs

[@seanlyons5171]

1:04:00 the NATO talk hits different today

[@natesdigitalalchemy]

so this is ep 1 of the New Test, correct?

[@MP-ku1hf]

“Traitor Joe, that’s what the call him” @1:01:00

[@JahBreh]

Anyone know where the 153 episodes is??

[@paulatreides2509]

Does Gerbs have a podcast??

[@willconstantine6189]

does episode 153 exist? shoutout to the DAWGZ

[@RadioDAWGZ]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nWqrg4qYo5p2rtk

[@willconstantine6189]

@@RadioDAWGZ you're a legend dawg!

[@jyestanton5094]

Up the gerbs

[@sammybananas]

Literally everyone needs a Gerbs.

[@myfavorite1100]

0:40 LMAO

[@DMTwrestler]

This podcast talks about the shining allot and I listen to it while I work at the Stanley hotel which is where they filmed allot of that movie always funny. Pretty funny watching Gillie get his feelings hurt for realizing he's a bully 😅, keep it going gerbz had it coming!

[@FatdogBlues]

Shoutout Estes Park

[@cliffordcrimson7124]

I go to RMNP about 4 times a year and I always stop there to park in the guest lot and go in to use the bathroom. Thanks for never towing me.

[@megyskermike]

What happened to Gerbs? His episodes were some of the best.

[@williamreid7388]

I mean listening to the first fifteen minutes gives u a bit of insight into why there aren’t a ton of gerbz episodes these days lmao

[@natesdigitalalchemy]

the sorting hat has spoken.

[@joelregan628]

What’s the guest full name? I want to see what he looks like lol

[@Atleast6characters]

That majestic stallions name is Sir Steve Gerben.

[@Atleast6characters]

“Don’t trade on me” shout out dawgs!

[@joelregan628]

@@Atleast6characters you’re a G thank you Dawg

[@Atleast6characters]

We gotta spread the word of the dawgz. God , country, matt

[@j0sh707]

You mean noted jew, and hemorrhoid sufferer Steve Gerben?

[@bigpictureguys8415]

32:37 yet another example of Shane’s alcoholism 😆

[@Vicegrips11]

GERRRRRRRBEEEEEEEEEZ

[@chickenmanmackenzie3525]

I love how gerbz came on this ep and dictated the direction almost as if he had done some research and preparation to be on the air waves this time

[@pinderbupinder1598]

Mike Duncan @ 01:03:00

[@screamdreamer9085]

Gerbiez helps me like life

[@pcarnold9]

Sorting hat is so funny

[@FRM101]

before the Wright brothers? holy damn

[@ck2394]

Yo what's up with the gerbs...? Is je compromised?