Ep 319- CBDhab

[@VQIndustries]

Going through a breakup, and boy do these old pods put a smile on your face. Makes me say wow what a good podcast

[@FRM101]

here's a guarantee - you WILL wake up one day, and it won't hurt. it's like lifting weights, so long as you show up every day, it'll work

[@SaltySoul92]

@@FRM101 nice 🤙🏼

[@paulmontoya303]

Respect to my man Matt going with that simple Jack cut.

[@imavileone7360]

P p p please don't hurt me

[@JM-sx4tn]

Now I can't unsee it

[@kggregorie]

"I am a rooster illusion"

[@Brandon-tk2rw]

Yo, Matt isn't simple! He just listened to a podcast about an audiobook that explains how picking your left nostril 12/day opens up your lungs so that you can breathe underwater for 9 minutes

[@wasnt_it]

well established last week

[@mcgusto5903]

Matt and Shane have the best chemistry of any podcast out there, they’re legends.

[@jimmyjunk8498]

Love your expertise!!! You're the guy who rates all podcasts right? Thought I recognized your name!!!!!

[@GrrillaFinger]

@@jimmyjunk8498 what a nasty evil hippie thing to say

[@-RoacH-]

Come on now

[@theramplocal]

I am ashamed that I just found the this pod a few weeks ago. Best pod out now. The shaman is world changing.

[@alang4190]

@@jimmyjunk8498well he wasnt lying

[@tylermitchell8649]

“I asked her if she was tryna get on the Hogwarts express…not a big deal, I mean that’s the type of stuff I riff, no big deal”

[@alexs5792]

"You probably got rammed by a horned caterpillar" 😂 Matt comes up with the craziest shit like it's nothing

[@kodawitdasoda_]

They’ll fuck ur ass up

[@ZeranZeran]

I'm not sure who said it but someone in the back was like "Are you guys talking about Pokemon or what?" and that made me laugh my ass off.

[@JM-wt5wn]

He definitely got done by a Pokémon

[@ZeranZeran]

@@JM-wt5wn The Weedle got him good

[@deezlesteezle]

​@@ZeranZeran 💀

[@shapes4893]

Zoom rehab for CBD is comedy gold

[@TheTokyoPartners]

😂😂 30:30

[@NativeOfTheLand97]

As someone who has been to multiple rehabs, I can confirm there is always 1 person and only 1 for some reason who is totally out of place and shouldn't be there and is because of some dumb bureaucratic policy wasting tens of thousands of dollars for treatment they don't need lol

[@rickymassey]

​@@NativeOfTheLand97 I abuse alcohol. Knuckles bleeding daily from punching liquor bottles

[@fattdamon1980]

​@@rickymassey so sad, I wish you a speedy recovery lol

[@nickphaux]

​@@rickymasseyWhat a great joke

[@HartJon282]

The best MSSP guests don't talk at all. Get this guy back.

[@Largebean22]

More enjoyable than gay guy and autist beater

[@hunter_hult]

Matt: My brother is in rehab for CBD Shane: Why... did he get too relaxed?

[@jimmyjunk8498]

The least funny interaction between them unless you were born after 2000.

[@user-fw8wt4qo3o]

@@jimmyjunk8498are you seriously trying to big boy someone in the KZbin comments on a podcast episode?

[@beatsbydare]

@@jimmyjunk8498this is junk

[@dookfields2362]

@@jimmyjunk8498 a month and zero likes 😬

[@tehmodestmouse6275]

@@jimmyjunk8498 get your head checked, it’s ok to be gay.

[@redpalace2494]

These guys are so fun to listen to. I never miss this podcast.

[@redpalace2494]

I feel like I dodged a bullet. Good looking out.

[@anonemoose3210]

"I've gotten drunk enough to be that kind of racist"

[@ziggafresh]

14:17 😂

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

GIRLFRIEND ASTRONAUT TRAINING!! holy shit what a great premise that killed me

[@nallsriv7169]

Had me in tears dude, had to pause so i didnt miss anything

[@youngjdef]

I never get tired of hearing Matt try to convince Shane of some stupid bullshit, Shane calling him out, then Matt switching the subject.

[@progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157]

Idk what youre talking about, Matt only speaks of brilliance

[@MattH-wg7ou]

Lol the theme of this cast 🤣

[@tehmodestmouse6275]

😊

[@randomdude189]

It’ll be great to listen to the eventual 10 hour compilation of Matt presenting and disproving all of his theories back to back. Shane’s neck should be more jacked from nodding

[@phettywappharmaceuticalsll8842]

Lol the best was when Matt told Shane about the lumenate app that supposedly gives you a psychoactive experience flashing the iPhone lights at you

[@drewcarlson3016]

The double entendre on "were his joints not enflamed" at 28:16 might be the best joke i've ever heard

[@jsp7218]

Respect to Cusky rocking the History Hyenas tee

[@drewk7877]

Earlier today I was thinking how much fun the HH chaos was I need yo rewatch

[@brackenz555]

Nobody living Salt Life has family in rehab for CBD!!! Those living Salt Life drink to forget those they've lost ironically living Salt Life! It's really an endless cycle once you commit!!

[@thebushchechen]

Lmfao bro ! 😂😂😂

[@mabboyz4lyf]

Matt is soooo susceptible to woo woo myths but I love him

[@notagreatnamebuthey]

It’s so nice they brought that make a wish kid in half way through

[@Loquacious_Jackson]

Shane is the John Cena of central Pennsylvania

[@evelynmcintosh3545]

Matt genuinely has the cutest laugh of anyone I've seen.

[@flanflan7008]

Shane has lunch lady that bullies students face

[@bedwardlid618]

That lunch lady would be Spud's best friend

[@Tony-Jabroni]

Lmfao, this is accurate. Special needs female louis Anderson.

[@ThePoushal]

​@@bedwardlid618spud the friendly potato

[@jaygatsby4012]

Holy shit. Shout out to the wood pile. Looking like a turtle scientist.

[@katabeats]

😂😂

[@musiclifelove]

I know this is a full 2 years later, and I hate making anyone feel too good about a KZbin comment, but this legitimately just made me laugh to the point of tears.

[@jaygatsby4012]

@@musiclifelove thank you for seeing through my eyes.

[@Loquacious_Jackson]

​@@jaygatsby4012 real eyes realize real lies 😮

[@turnabol]

cannot unsee it. hysterical 😂

[@MattH-wg7ou]

Zoom rehab for CBD so you can drive a bus is the most depressing damn thing I've heard in a while lmao

[@TheDJOblivion]

Land of the free!

[@notbonsai671]

Land of the free

[@homelesssamurai629]

Zoom rehab for cbd is hilarious

[@ChristinaSimpson]

Discovered this cast a few months ago, after searching ages for a substitute for Chrissy Chaos and Yanni Cyclops with History Hyenas. Matt wearing the shirt is bringing it full circle for me. Glad to have discovered the Shaman and Shane ❤

[@randomdude189]

Glad you upgraded. Hh was fun but there’s a reason it ended and I don’t really keep up with either comic much anymore. I don’t hate them but there are just better versions of them out there. It happens with songs you used to listen to and forgot you even liked cause you just started listening to another one that filled the spot seamlessly. It’s kinda scary if you think about it too much.

[@Blakesmusic72826]

Bad Friends!!

[@markshelton6396]

Bless the Patreon. Bless the Boys. Bless the DAWGs.

[@PROquickscope360]

This episode was actually really awesome man. Seriously so funny Shane

[@maxarceneaux5678]

Woodman is too loveable

[@lovefool.99]

HUBIE HALLOWEEN IS CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE!!!!!!! I am so happy to hear Matt and Shane say this!

[@jarnold1789]

It’s a goddamn great movie, I don’t care what anybody says

[@Kbwintyy]

Rehab for CBD is craaaazy 😂 “was he too relaxed?? We’re his joints not inflamed enough?”

[@brodieadams7926]

Soder saying "Girlfriend astronaut training" is hilarious and spot on lolol

[@puddintaine4556]

Shane got drilled by a Weedle in the middle of the night.

[@orllyfools14X8]

I love how this episode always comes up next after I finish an MSSP episode.

[@ddlk9913]

"Every nature documentary is just capybaras getting rocked" Dude.. this was a KZbin comment that made me bust a gut laughing, of course it came from Shane Rirris

[@tmac6904]

I love Shane rirris

[@turnabol]

Rirris stan myself

[@MountainPerson]

Man, looking back and hearing Shane’s love of masks is some of highest estrogen talk that I’ve heard on the cast

[@Henchman.24]

Fear of illness is the most real fear of all

[@Lucky-sh1dm]

Shane has always been high Estrogen my guy buddy cried and left military school on the first night lmfaooooo

[@MountainPerson]

@@Lucky-sh1dmto be fair, I graduated from West Point and it was dumb as hell

[@eko4749]

​@@Lucky-sh1dmkids with emotional problems being kids with emotional problems haha what a loser

[@Lucky-sh1dm]

@@MountainPerson you’re High T af my brotha

[@Antiluls]

This could be the MVP cast.

[@mitchellmfc]

My dad was an air traffic controller wacked out of his fucking mind on perks. He had a script and he was good

[@paulfroelich1024]

Sick dude

[@MattH-wg7ou]

As a pilot this is a scary thought lol

[@WaffleHouseBandit]

Hell yeah brother your old man's a legend

[@l.-._.-._.-._.-._.-.l]

Sounds like your pops is salt life.

[@_hi_pwr]

Percs and xans give me more percs and xans!!!!

[@phettywappharmaceuticalsll8842]

“Sounded like little Wayne about to come on” 😂

[@user-Gh0st420]

Bus drivers can have a little bit of CBD, as a treat 😂

[@crusheen]

You can be an Ironworker 50 stories up on open beam construction and be on 60mg of percs a day, and be having regular drug tests for the union. Know plenty of people like that. And most supplement with other opiates, and their regular tests don't always test levels, just presence.

[@jesperhjensen1978]

"You're booklife Dude, Im saltlife"......LOL!

[@poweramulets1725]

"i'm doing fine" "you're a beach boy" "I am salt life"

[@Sprite_525]

22:08 *Shane* : “Adam Sandler is like white peoples’ Tyler Perry. Every black person must see _Little Nicky_ and be like ‘wtf is this?’ “

[@loribug12]

Love that Matt read Roots on the beach. 😂 Shane’s joke about Hogwarts train got me too.

[@WiscoSotaREWL]

1:16:29 SEAQUEST! Haha that’s in the Roseville mall in MN. Took my daughter many times. They had tiny rainbow trout when they opened. And like a year later they were big dawgs because people feed them constantly.

[@connorschramm]

Imagine being at a concert and seeing Matt McCusker getting tackled by security while he’s hyper focused tweaking out on adderall and beer 😂 I’m gonna start going to more concerts

[@DesertDawg4077]

I’ve binged every single episode in the last month. Life is Shrek 1, Matt is Shrek 1, Shane is Shrek 1

[@piratedre4d]

Hands down favorite episode. They spent so much time talking about my favorite animal (capybaras). Matt is so aloof! It's genuinely sweet. Child-like wonder about the intricacies of life. Anyway.. YES SHANE ANIMALS BASED. bless up dawgiez 💯

[@jarnold1789]

Also WOODMAN! One of my favorite characters of the extended MSSP universe

[@bofa_deez28]

Matt and Adam gotta meet up and hit the waves

[@ruebenllongoria836]

Matt’s rust belt, coal land way of saying Wuder will never stop being funny.

[@puddintaine4556]

Shout out Steel Pipe Chrissy and Special-Needs Stamos...

[@jsp7218]

This didn't age well

[@johnsun2039]

The stuff Matt spews when he's sober is bananas already, can't even imagine him on addies. Unbearable

[@LiveFromMandaree]

That would be a nightmare of a hang lol

[@zg9445]

Unbearably enlightening 😂😂😂

[@AlphaNumeric123]

Matt was way wrong about COVID. Everyone died. What a fool HE was

[@trippywya]

huh? @@AlphaNumeric123

[@DUDE247100]

Nevermind just heard the thing about books on the beach, Shane's the champ

[@MagickMusic999]

“tryna go to hogwarts” “Obvious Muggle” LMFAO

[@jennocyde138]

Great ep!

[@caseyschoenleber1760]

Lmao 36:40 Matt : "i think you can take it but not take too much" Followed by shanes chuckle is perfect cast

[@orenthalsimpson]

Matt's hair looks like he cut it himself

[@SIRBRADICUS77]

ONLY PODCASTERS YOU CAN TELL ARE TRULY FRIENDS AND LOVE EACH OTHER! DAWGZ UP!

[@MANEIABENDEROFFICAL]

as a floridian and master at the art of salt life matt is very salt life and shane is obviously absolute buccaneers

[@Thugshaker_thequaker]

On cruises I like to drink a coffee at like 10:30 pm while reading my book don’t know why but caffeine never really woke or kept me up

[@mattmillion1586]

47:12 Shane tells Lamaire he’s, “out of your element”. Such an underrated unappreciated lil gag Shoutout to The Big Lebowski

[@murkwell17]

Love going back to old eps and catching stuff I didn't catch before...like Matt's history hyena shirt

[@Blakesmusic72826]

Dude exactly! I haven't listened to this for awhile and noticed it real quick this time.

[@thatguydownthestreet8036]

Dude state employees be om the perks nodding off at the wheel, crash a state vehicle and still keep their fucking job. It’s wild, one time one of them did get fired and he sued the state. Also I’ve seen about 7 state vehicles in my town get decommissioned because they’re smoking meth in the car and it contaminates the AC unit or something so they have to impound a brand new truck with like 50,000 miles on it. Shit is wild. One of the building the guy got kicked out of his house and moved into the basement of the building with his dog, they found him out and of course they found like 5gs of meth in his lil makeshift house.

[@thatguydownthestreet8036]

The stories I hear from these HR people is fucking crazy! The kicker is it’s damn near impossible to lose a state job so I’m tryna get myself one of these swanky positions, if a meth head can do it why can’t I!

[@notbonsai671]

Thanks guys This dawg appreciates you

[@notbonsai671]

Back again

[@adamwhiteman2]

Powerful HIstoryyhyenas shirt cusk dawg!!!

[@benmeadors6799]

Yaaaaas!

[@lukecalclimbs2463]

Shane could experience salt life in the desert 🏜️

[@MrHazyDayz]

55:50 M: My main point was, again... S: That was not your main point... M: What was my main point? S: It definitely wasn't that... M: That was my - that was one of my top points

[@austinfretz2749]

Classic ep deserves so many more views

[@tmac6904]

Shits brazy , Matt and Shane are Top G’s

[@FarmersMelon]

BILLIBONG CALLED ABOUT MY SICK WIPEOUT

[@workinghands1344]

Polar seltzer is life 🙏🏼 32 pack from costco is only 8 bucks

[@ts4gv]

watching smart or funny people debate loosely defined terms like “salt life” is so appealing to me.

[@TheDoor7]

I think Shane’s thinking of the Sea Quest in Trumbull which right next to Bridgeport

[@moonmuscle3332]

1:36:51 salt life joke gets me everytime.....Shane has it 100%

[@reptilez13]

Some ants have venom-esque acids and enzymes but its via a stinger, like Bullet Ants, Fire Ants etc. for anyone wondering.

[@DylanJames107]

these two should be wearing hats whenever a camera is rolling

[@verified-dawg]

22:00 "Adam Sandler is like white peoples Tyler Perry" is so funny.

[@robwrenn4514]

Hey Matt! That shirt is ca ca ca cayuuuute! Haha

[@tgris42]

Shaman dropping whole lotta knowledge this ep

[@frankrizzo2949]

37:35 Shane pumpfakin` to his phone to look up facts about driving on opiates.

[@b0bbyz]

Went scuba diving in Punta Cana last weekend. I’m so salt life 🤙🏻

[@kalahariblue2328]

Hell ya, actively deny death. I’m behind it,,, shit wasn’t happening before I can remember

[@gunshow86de]

37:23 Do I hear rumpus time in the background?

[@connorsaucedo3063]

The last 30 mins about the zoo, about the capybaras, is disgustingly funny..

[@TeezyRider]

Love the podcast, dawgz

[@Janoy_Cresva]

I gotta say, both dawgz are pretty salt life

[@jack.hanley]

I’ve listened to this episode probably 5/6 times

[@GravyMonPlan]

I feel blessed that our big Kahuna graced the halls of the Trumbull Mall

[@alexharker2602]

Waddup with the lighting yo

[@yurpndurpnslurpn]

Great ep

[@goomahh]

How great is our God!

[@goatmansasquatch1485]

No

[@wuggawugga82]

hail paimon

[@bryanUFCFightPicks]

One hour and six minutes in I’m laughing so hard I can’t switch lanes

[@b420monsta]

Does Matt do comedy or he just a smart funny dude?

[@brutallyhonest123]

Neither

[@kingt0295]

Both

[@bluedragonrob1]

Love these guys. Such great topics.

[@IrishCapone]

"Im the funny one of the group, I do a lot of Anchorman" amen brother

[@hunterbenson7729]

“We’re his joints not inflamed” killed me 😂😂😂 28:26

[@PROquickscope360]

Matt awesome stuff too dude love it

[@earthtojay3664]

That haircut is the craziest thing I’ve ever seen 💀💀

[@fromhereon014]

Matt: Our experience is demonstrably unreliable, so we should trust in it to make important decisions.

[@mattandshanessecretpodcast9138]

welcome to the paradox my friend

[@talibanchristian]

@@mattandshanessecretpodcast9138 pulls down shades and takes the last swig of ocean cranberry juice, a gentle sea breeze hits as he rolls down the sidewalk in a custom longboard made of hemp.

[@Johnny1.0]

@@talibanchristian 🤣

[@wyattcarroll9473]

46:31 Based Lemaire

[@Laura-qo5tx]

What was the name of Wood's podcast called again?

[@danielson6197]

Oral presentations

[@ethansalas3575]

Shout out to Matt and that History Hyenas T-shirt!! Wei Zhong Xian! 😂

[@westxranchin]

I had forgotten Pro-masking Shane. The only thing in my life I’ve ever tried to forget about related to him.

[@jarnold1789]

It was a different time, can’t judge him through the lens of what we know today