MSSP Ep 302- Dog Girl

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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Күн бұрын

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@fruitlandgrizzly
@fruitlandgrizzly Жыл бұрын
2 years later and public opinion is Shane is one of the funniest comics alive.
@mikechinn377
@mikechinn377 Жыл бұрын
Facts my dawg
@jayp9134
@jayp9134 Жыл бұрын
Yep
@jiminychristmas5218
@jiminychristmas5218 Жыл бұрын
1mo later and still cookin. Funniest alive
@Omegaman18
@Omegaman18 Жыл бұрын
Fast forward another 2 years and we’re all dead
@daveturlow5967
@daveturlow5967 Жыл бұрын
Work that shaft…
@sixburgh64ss
@sixburgh64ss 4 жыл бұрын
"I studied homosexuality in college" "What class? "Class?"
@LORDHoekalledGAuhEY69TH
@LORDHoekalledGAuhEY69TH 4 жыл бұрын
Haaahaa
@alexcoyg3281
@alexcoyg3281 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@rachel_Cochran
@rachel_Cochran Жыл бұрын
😆😆😆
@jb7720
@jb7720 Жыл бұрын
HA
@lilbirdhates6
@lilbirdhates6 11 ай бұрын
Hilarious....
@ControlNumber
@ControlNumber 4 жыл бұрын
Shane deserves credit for that great Australian accent. Lemaire's laugh is like butter on popcorn. Matt's the only honest man in a lying-ass world.
@ahabgaddis7277
@ahabgaddis7277 4 жыл бұрын
Matt's definitely a James Cameron diving deep into the worldsoul
@Dondillilochevrolet
@Dondillilochevrolet 4 жыл бұрын
Love to My Dawgs
@dtxa7x
@dtxa7x 4 жыл бұрын
@@Sprite_525 this is 100% facts.
@saucenflow
@saucenflow 3 жыл бұрын
@Ivan Zhao anti football f word
@wisterV
@wisterV 2 жыл бұрын
Matt is the salt life that enhances special Shane’s aussie popcorn 🍿 buttered with LeMorph’s baritone laughter 🎅🏿
@10barclayt
@10barclayt 7 ай бұрын
3 years later, Shane has hosted SNL and is now Emperor of Earth with Uncle Danny as his Vice Emperor. Matt is the head Shaman, and the average life expectancy is 130 yrs. Everyone now has to speak in Trump impressions. 432 hz is now the mandatory frequency for all music. The border is secure. Mission accomplished!
@Centermass762
@Centermass762 7 ай бұрын
How great is our God?!
@dobledekersoulwrekr
@dobledekersoulwrekr 3 ай бұрын
Utopia achieved
@Nathanfx2006
@Nathanfx2006 3 ай бұрын
It's about time.
@laurab972
@laurab972 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Gallard-002
@Gallard-002 11 ай бұрын
It's 2023, Shane won. I mean, he's universally recognized as one of the funniest comedians in the whole world, he won *Shane's typical pause * he won
@tonythetiger1600
@tonythetiger1600 9 ай бұрын
Really lol​@@Will-nj1ph
@puckbucky.5545
@puckbucky.5545 8 ай бұрын
Matt is the sweetest and the most honest, but dont forget about Theo Von :)
@sampat10
@sampat10 8 ай бұрын
This is only 3 months old and he's still going up!
@Spritofjazz
@Spritofjazz 7 ай бұрын
Not too bad for a young budding republican
@1kEZ
@1kEZ 6 ай бұрын
@@Spritofjazzhe’s maturing from his former ways
@Daniel-tq1cc
@Daniel-tq1cc 4 жыл бұрын
The gamer chairs are still hilarious
@douchebagel93
@douchebagel93 4 жыл бұрын
I want one now.
@squidincsquid
@squidincsquid 4 жыл бұрын
@@douchebagel93 gamer chair owner, super uncomfortable if you're tall or waist size exceeds size 32.
@puddintaine4556
@puddintaine4556 4 жыл бұрын
@Brilliant Idiot chairs that are the opposite shape of the spine.
@ck2394
@ck2394 3 жыл бұрын
Gamer chairs rule.
@ck2394
@ck2394 3 жыл бұрын
@@squidincsquid aka adults 😂😂
@TysonHook-22-
@TysonHook-22- 4 жыл бұрын
"Trying not to die before I win" could be a tshirt slogan or the name of a Gillis special.
@auroraborealis13579
@auroraborealis13579 3 жыл бұрын
The money is in the merch
@tartarshoes
@tartarshoes 4 жыл бұрын
Blows me away how few people listen to this podcast. So good
@ahabgaddis7277
@ahabgaddis7277 4 жыл бұрын
I knew about Shane and his podcast for a while from other podcasts. I liked him as a guest and hilarious when drunk but still never listened to the podcast. The SNL incident got me to finally listen to them. One of my favorite podcasts now.
@forcedanonymity1791
@forcedanonymity1791 4 жыл бұрын
I watched his Compound show but the chemistry wasn’t there like with Matt. Actually the show A Fair One, kinda sucked but I’m a fan of Shane from Gas Digital pods like The Real Ass Podcast and Legion of Skanks.
@erikaw7767
@erikaw7767 3 жыл бұрын
Every time at the KZbin numbers cuz I don't think that's where their numbers come from
@charwest5892
@charwest5892 3 жыл бұрын
@@erikaw7767 shane implies that he is making over 100k per year for the podcast, and the youtube numbers dont have much to do with that. The pod gets the bigger chunk of their revenue through patreon, which is still only like 7k per month for each (matt and shane). So that equals like 84k a year. Which means the actual view count for them makes up like 1k per month each, 2k total. Thats nothing. So this is a good example of a niche quality podcast who survives solely on it being quality enough to pay for outside of youtube.
@youtubeuser4943
@youtubeuser4943 3 жыл бұрын
It's been awesome being an original OG dawg and seeing the cast grow to where it is now, and it's only gunna get better and better
@GeneralBlorp
@GeneralBlorp 4 жыл бұрын
Matt rockin those closely set eyes. Keep it up, bud! The world is your prey.
@squidincsquid
@squidincsquid 4 жыл бұрын
Justin Gaethe is the king.
@weedenhawf
@weedenhawf 4 жыл бұрын
@@squidincsquid yea I cant wait for him vs Khabib
@shaneschantz4257
@shaneschantz4257 4 жыл бұрын
The fetal alcohol syndromite and the Downs cop get racial,
@Moosgoo
@Moosgoo 4 жыл бұрын
Like a silver hawk!
@squidincsquid
@squidincsquid 4 жыл бұрын
@@weedenhawf yuuuuuup
@dr.dingledorff
@dr.dingledorff 4 жыл бұрын
the idea of shane paying money to learn about drag culture is hilarious
@kylerwin
@kylerwin 2 жыл бұрын
Dudes I just found the pod.. Bless the cosmos I'm home
@konymandella7190
@konymandella7190 3 ай бұрын
Yessir
@ActualSportsFan
@ActualSportsFan 2 ай бұрын
This the closest we getting to 2008 normal guy conversation
@jibba1681
@jibba1681 4 жыл бұрын
Not here to ask about the roll call, Just here to say how much better this podcast is than all the other podcast I listen to. Just chatting. I’m on episode 85 in the Old Testament, with being caught up on all the new episodes. You guys are doing it with pure coconut oil and sweat. I see you. God damn I see you. No retreat no surrender. Long live the dawgs.
@biggrocc19
@biggrocc19 2 жыл бұрын
Come back and read this 2 years later and let us know how you feel about your gay past
@jibba1681
@jibba1681 2 жыл бұрын
@@biggrocc19 lol two years has gone by and I still think it’s the best cast. My buddies have finally started to listen as well and I’ve got them coming with me to a normand show in a month. Sodtaoe
@antviv
@antviv Жыл бұрын
@@biggrocc19 shut up m'goodboy
@darkstar0554
@darkstar0554 Жыл бұрын
@@jibba1681 Dawg, I’m so glad you didn’t take this gay P.A laying down.
@darkstar0554
@darkstar0554 Жыл бұрын
@@biggrocc19 O.L Dawg.
@chilliLRK
@chilliLRK Жыл бұрын
I've been taking my breaks in my car recently and I listen to the pod while I'm sitting there and for the past two days a man with Downes has walked by and he looks EXACTLY like shane
@RustCole01
@RustCole01 Жыл бұрын
If you work at WaWa then it probably is Shane...
@bachtell
@bachtell 4 жыл бұрын
Underrated quip from Shane saying flat bills could be used in humiliation rituals.
@honeydutch5915
@honeydutch5915 3 жыл бұрын
Paul Rudd’s covid commercial?
@EVANDANE777
@EVANDANE777 Жыл бұрын
So fucking funny 😂😂😂
@LevphonicMusic
@LevphonicMusic 4 жыл бұрын
"Hitler cancelled himself", is absolutely hilarious.
@resmarted
@resmarted 3 жыл бұрын
So basically hitler is antifa
@keeganpower6931
@keeganpower6931 2 жыл бұрын
It's now 2022 and they're saying this about Kanye🤣
@nimmha6708
@nimmha6708 Жыл бұрын
funny since Kanye loves Hitler according to himself @@keeganpower6931
@nicholaswojton8258
@nicholaswojton8258 4 жыл бұрын
Huge new fan. I'm bingeing episodes and turning everyone i can on to you guys. P.A represent. You guys, the bonfire and tim dillon are my new go 2s
@evergreenrider
@evergreenrider 3 жыл бұрын
No dadmeat or warmode?
@chrisbrooks280
@chrisbrooks280 4 жыл бұрын
In case you ever wondered Matt looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger if your on acid.
@recondolaidy-slayer8468
@recondolaidy-slayer8468 Жыл бұрын
It’s you’re dumass
@Downs-Indroam
@Downs-Indroam Жыл бұрын
Praise Jesus
@arvidalexatsinch1163
@arvidalexatsinch1163 Жыл бұрын
Dear Lord. Hit a joint and you'll see his Faustian shadow self.
@Kidgang94
@Kidgang94 Жыл бұрын
You're*
@MoonDevoured
@MoonDevoured Жыл бұрын
I swear I think he looks like Aiden Gillan
@xbmpr
@xbmpr 3 жыл бұрын
My ex-girlfriend’s excuse for forgetting my birthday was because my birthday is on Juneteenth.
@Max_Payn3
@Max_Payn3 2 жыл бұрын
You dodged a 50 cal armor piercing incendiary bullet bro
@xbmpr
@xbmpr Жыл бұрын
@@Max_Payn3 nah, I stopped the nuclear launch codes from getting punched into the terminal man. She was a monster lol.
@Henry-kv7zl
@Henry-kv7zl Жыл бұрын
She was getting blacked ™
@karmaaftermath5535
@karmaaftermath5535 Жыл бұрын
😮 CC
@lurchorum
@lurchorum Жыл бұрын
​@p___6812But probably true.
@marycallahan2334
@marycallahan2334 4 жыл бұрын
The volume needs to be higher guys Love the pod.
@autismalkv
@autismalkv 4 жыл бұрын
Weird, I was going to ask for it to be lower because I play it out of really loud speakers
@wes4619
@wes4619 4 жыл бұрын
@@autismalkv if u do it off the phone then.....ITS NOT LOUD
@jsp7218
@jsp7218 4 жыл бұрын
I use headphones in an Android phone and the volumes fine. Maybe your phone is wonky?
@ck2394
@ck2394 3 жыл бұрын
What..? Do your part dork, get a decent pair of headphones.
@bluedragonrob1
@bluedragonrob1 2 жыл бұрын
I went to school with two horse girls in elementary school. Shane nailed it. Long hair, eating carrots, acting like horses at recess.
@cullenshaver106
@cullenshaver106 Жыл бұрын
Yup. Weird niche interests like raising vultures in an abandoned barn on their property… wait.. was that just the horse girl I knew…? Lol
@littlejackalo5326
@littlejackalo5326 Жыл бұрын
I went to a private school that had horseback riding as part of the curriculum. So many horse girls. Then when I was an early teen I started working at an equestrian center, and all the annoying house girls turned into rich dimes. Those were the best years of my life. I was THE ONLY guy there that wasn't geh. It was so nice hanging out with the hot horse girls.
@golds9967
@golds9967 Жыл бұрын
Neighing at you and stomping their feet while holding their arms bent infront of them when they were angry at you 😂
@matguerra333
@matguerra333 Жыл бұрын
lmao, that's so funny.
@JimmyJamesJimbo
@JimmyJamesJimbo 11 ай бұрын
Dude, horse girls are straight weird. Went on a date with one. Never again. Like 9/11 never again.
@puckbucky.5545
@puckbucky.5545 8 ай бұрын
"when he get canceled, and they bring him again, and then they try cancelling him again..." That aged well :))))
@kingdanyol6936
@kingdanyol6936 4 жыл бұрын
Why isn't this bigger? Hilarious. Liked and subscribed. Keep up the good work!
@1der607
@1der607 3 жыл бұрын
Old ep’s still SLAP when rewatched !
@only_son5040
@only_son5040 2 жыл бұрын
Can you please tell me the name of the podcast that Shane listens to? About Robert Rogers in 1771 with the French and Indian War. Its driving me crazy trying to find it.
@scottschiess1440
@scottschiess1440 2 жыл бұрын
@@only_son5040 he mentions mike duncan revolutions podcast but idk if it covers that french indian war story
@only_son5040
@only_son5040 2 жыл бұрын
@@scottschiess1440 thank you very much kind sir
@deanrogers4239
@deanrogers4239 Жыл бұрын
Hell yeah dude
@rickymassey
@rickymassey Жыл бұрын
@@deanrogers4239 is that dude your dad?
@ayyywerelisteninghere1022
@ayyywerelisteninghere1022 4 жыл бұрын
Matt trying to mog Shane by having his gaming chair pumped up as high as possible.
@davidperez5089
@davidperez5089 3 жыл бұрын
Mog? What's that mean?
@shaunlister6287
@shaunlister6287 2 жыл бұрын
@@davidperez5089 i think he's been saying mock wrong his whole life
@davidperez5089
@davidperez5089 2 жыл бұрын
@@shaunlister6287 hahahaha
@yoostburg
@yoostburg 2 жыл бұрын
@@davidperez5089 it originated in bodybuilding subculture, it's basically when someone dominates a social situation, simply by virtue of being more jacked than someone/everyone else present.
@lw4791
@lw4791 2 жыл бұрын
@@yoostburg to be fair, no one in the world listens to or respects body builders besides themselves
@smcdonald1677
@smcdonald1677 3 жыл бұрын
Shane is a fortune teller...Flash to end of 2021 Shane is the hottest comic in the game 👊
@andrewoort6327
@andrewoort6327 Ай бұрын
The evolution of Shane's Trump impression is magnificent
@chickenfishhybrid44
@chickenfishhybrid44 2 жыл бұрын
And turns out the noose was in the garage for like a year before the race and there was no way to know what team will be in what garage for anyone who didn't hear.
@bubbaturtle
@bubbaturtle 11 ай бұрын
Dude they both say very real, big picture stuff. Matt spit some real gems in this one. Still hysterically funny.
@NZand
@NZand 4 жыл бұрын
🐂🧙🏻‍♂️ The Bull and the Shaman
@frostyalaska6371
@frostyalaska6371 10 ай бұрын
I can’t get over how hilarious the set design is. Matt is the funniest dude
@impetus6
@impetus6 4 жыл бұрын
You need a light shining directly forward onto you to make your video look better. Right now you're throwing a bunch of top lit shadows across your faces and it accentuates all the wrinkles in the flag. Get a light box with a diffuser or even just a really bright shop light with a diffuser lens. Itll make your video look 100x better. Love you guys. Keep it up
@robbyrobot3303
@robbyrobot3303 4 жыл бұрын
Trump's water and preceding ramp bit was legit, great standup. It was like a solid ten minutes of good comedy, with some solid physical stuff too
@pixelwings
@pixelwings 4 жыл бұрын
Easily funnier than every single comedy special on Netflix.
@robbyrobot3303
@robbyrobot3303 4 жыл бұрын
@@pixelwings so far yeah, but i haven't caught that new Gadsby yet
@AlwaysNerdyTV
@AlwaysNerdyTV Жыл бұрын
Still relevant in 2023. This pod rocks Boyzzzz
@BigShaneGillis
@BigShaneGillis 4 жыл бұрын
Breaking in the studio reeeeal nicely... starting to fit like a glove. We ain’t seen nothin yet.
@mr-sj6kd
@mr-sj6kd 4 жыл бұрын
It bugged me they didn't steam the flag but it's grown on me.. America the great, kinda wrinkled but better than shithole countrys
@blaketurner7989
@blaketurner7989 Жыл бұрын
Yeah now there's a new stu
@nimmha6708
@nimmha6708 Жыл бұрын
Atleast they got education in those shithole "countrys" ........................ @@mr-sj6kd
@S10Alexander
@S10Alexander 4 ай бұрын
The dust has settled and Shane has won.
@zachreacts5508
@zachreacts5508 4 жыл бұрын
I saw Shane in St. Louie, show was awkward AF.... 5 stars.
@1lmace_
@1lmace_ Жыл бұрын
"Jesus was for sex workers...way ahead of his time" Matt strikes again 😂
@jarnold1789
@jarnold1789 11 ай бұрын
Somehow he never stops. The shaman has an infinite well of wit and intellect
@JarthenGreenmeadow
@JarthenGreenmeadow 17 күн бұрын
@@jarnold1789 Seriously one of the wisest dudes at his level. He's just so fly and it pisses me off.
@michalnewton1885
@michalnewton1885 5 ай бұрын
It’s amazing the new pods are just as good as the old ones, these guys are great
@PsciliGus
@PsciliGus Жыл бұрын
Not sure if its just cause nostalgia when i first discovered this pod but i feel like the salt rock, gamer chair and pirate map days were the bees knees.
@drdrai7479
@drdrai7479 10 ай бұрын
Matt pronounced “Democles” like he was a running back for the Ravens lol
@georgesorossevilnose6478
@georgesorossevilnose6478 3 жыл бұрын
I’m white, kinda tistic, I love beer, I smoke cannabis, I am a phsyconaut, I love history, and in love comedy. I have watched maybe 20 episodes the last week after discovering the secret.
@davidperez5089
@davidperez5089 3 жыл бұрын
I applued your honesty and taste. But, let's keep it a secret.
@hankdrankflintjuice2064
@hankdrankflintjuice2064 3 жыл бұрын
Mmm k. Say less.
@Jay-oz5zo
@Jay-oz5zo 2 жыл бұрын
I'm gay too but you don't see me bragging about it on youtube
@georgesorossevilnose6478
@georgesorossevilnose6478 2 жыл бұрын
@@Jay-oz5zo dawg I’m as straight as a Ray of light before it hits a prism
@Jay-oz5zo
@Jay-oz5zo 2 жыл бұрын
@@georgesorossevilnose6478 at first i was kidding but that was the gayest way to say you're straight ever
@BlackRabbitt92
@BlackRabbitt92 8 ай бұрын
This one aged beautifully. Definitely one for the books.
@fruitlandgrizzly
@fruitlandgrizzly Жыл бұрын
I'm so upset I wasn't on the MSSP from the start
@johnathanpublicspeaking5305
@johnathanpublicspeaking5305 9 ай бұрын
who came back after shane won? bro is going on SNL with 21 savage and partner with Bud Lite. Big dubs for the dawgs
@amusingkiwi1981
@amusingkiwi1981 4 ай бұрын
Meeeeeeeee 😂 I love him ❤
@hunter_hult
@hunter_hult 4 жыл бұрын
Dude... I’m new to this podcast but it’s quickly becoming one of my favorites! Shane if anyone ever accuses you of being homophobic... tell them to talk to me... I’m an openly gay dude and I got your back... Matt you seem like a cool ass guy, keep doing what you’re doing!
@nimmha6708
@nimmha6708 Жыл бұрын
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL !!!! That is a crazy "I got you" I've ever heard, read or seen. hahahaha respect
@latemnf
@latemnf 4 жыл бұрын
Lemaire's laugh in the background is great.
@jonathanmartin726
@jonathanmartin726 4 жыл бұрын
I’m a fan of the slight laughter off camera. I like the guy that just sits next to Tim Dillon and laughs occasionally. The live LOS shows. It works sometimes.
@RudyPalos
@RudyPalos 4 жыл бұрын
It does make certain bits funnier. I'm with JM here re: TD and LOS. I'll add Godfrey and his crew (Alex and Bobby) to the list. I spend way too much time watching all these fools LOL
@npc1172
@npc1172 3 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanmartin726 everytime TD starts saying some wild shit and Ben laughs it makes it instantly funnier
@mumblez7712
@mumblez7712 2 жыл бұрын
It deff adds to the 'cast, as long as they dont lean into it real hard as a bit (Looking at you, Nadav, you dirty J)
@davidswanson5669
@davidswanson5669 Жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon’s “silent” sidekick is an absolute power boost.
@ericboyden9445
@ericboyden9445 3 жыл бұрын
On a deep dive..hilarious and a great podcast! Please keep it goin'!
@MrJmazing1
@MrJmazing1 Жыл бұрын
This is A VERY profound conversation that may help to err social constraints under censorship. I'm watching this 2 years after they recorded this and things are Worse 🤦🏾‍♂️
@genore1993
@genore1993 Жыл бұрын
Where did you got a pot big enough to boil a frenchman? ~matt All time quote
@lovemetalmike
@lovemetalmike 2 жыл бұрын
hey buddy this is mike from the future and you totally start balling in 2022!!
@PROquickscope360
@PROquickscope360 4 жыл бұрын
YESS bro I knew I felt something in the air today
@FarmersMelon
@FarmersMelon 4 жыл бұрын
I can feel it CRUMMIN in my hair toniteee
@jiminyfriggit2334
@jiminyfriggit2334 4 жыл бұрын
No bullshit. Woke up, you a shit, and had the thought "hmm I wonder if we might be getting a new ep with the dawgz today or sometime soon? Matter if fact lemme see if I missed one on KZbin before it gets posted to the podcast app I listen to audio shows on. Then, WUHBAMM! the boys do not let down. Here h'tizz
@swaggareli
@swaggareli 4 жыл бұрын
Jiminy Friggit how great is our god?
@billyfetter4410
@billyfetter4410 Жыл бұрын
shane wearing vineyard vines shirts is fucking hilarious to me
@jacobmacdonald4713
@jacobmacdonald4713 4 жыл бұрын
i need a special with matt opening, plz, REDEMPTION !!!!! yall are kings
@allabouttorise5698
@allabouttorise5698 2 жыл бұрын
He officially won. Only 2yrs later
@ajrigger
@ajrigger 4 жыл бұрын
How does Bubbas car run out of gas? Had me crying!
@John7per
@John7per 4 жыл бұрын
Gah dammit I love this cast , Cheers John Atlanta Ga
@dudeimarobot
@dudeimarobot 4 жыл бұрын
Holding it down in Decatur.
@goomahh
@goomahh 4 жыл бұрын
Holding it down in Marietta
@goomahh
@goomahh 4 жыл бұрын
Us GA bulls need to stampade
@robert424d
@robert424d 4 жыл бұрын
Forsyth county dawg here
@erikkassner9324
@erikkassner9324 4 жыл бұрын
Kennesaw
@SweetTreets-c1t
@SweetTreets-c1t 6 ай бұрын
Seen this particular cast at least four times. Never noticed that absolutely amazing Eddie Murphy Trump joke Matt dropped at the beginning. shit had me rollin lol
@dogdoggodog
@dogdoggodog 4 жыл бұрын
Who else is watching this in a gamer chair
@johnwhite8847
@johnwhite8847 4 жыл бұрын
God I wish.
@gunshow86de
@gunshow86de 4 жыл бұрын
In my Secret Lab Titan, the gamer chair for big sassy daddies.
@squidincsquid
@squidincsquid 4 жыл бұрын
Me.
@BeerDad69
@BeerDad69 4 жыл бұрын
I did pause my game for this
@davidperez5089
@davidperez5089 3 жыл бұрын
I'm watching from an electric chair. Does that count?
@ghoulbby
@ghoulbby 9 ай бұрын
1:49:00 "Find out how old she is before we continue" 🤣🤣
@reidb8699
@reidb8699 2 жыл бұрын
It’s hilarious that the bubba Wallace thing did end up being fraudulent lmao
@multicoloredwiz
@multicoloredwiz Жыл бұрын
Fucked up cuz he ain't even the one who found it or posted about it, it was someone in his crew lol
@Downs-Indroam
@Downs-Indroam Жыл бұрын
​@@multicoloredwiz He sure jumped onboard the racism train pretty quick though lol
@multicoloredwiz
@multicoloredwiz Жыл бұрын
@Derek Atkins yeah but if youre n his shoes, it's the most reasonable response. No way he could have known someone planted it.
@multicoloredwiz
@multicoloredwiz Жыл бұрын
Damn I'm so psyopped into racism I wrote "n his shoes"
@Downs-Indroam
@Downs-Indroam Жыл бұрын
@@multicoloredwiz Lol Yeah good point in all honesty. He was told what they found, similar stuff was happening daily (according to mainstream media at least), and he just assumed a noose is what it was.
@chrisdavis7105
@chrisdavis7105 Жыл бұрын
Whoever is in background and full on giggle chuckle when you say "get the planes" was hilarious timing 😂
@greenpilltheory6649
@greenpilltheory6649 3 жыл бұрын
Shane's version of history rules.
@datboi8417
@datboi8417 9 ай бұрын
Whoever said the background laughter is off-putting or shouldn't be there is demonstrably wrong. Dude laughing in the back makes it 100x funnier
@jaykillz5603
@jaykillz5603 Жыл бұрын
1:29:00 Shane predicts the future
@likemy
@likemy Жыл бұрын
I would never have heard of nor watched / listened to Shane if he had joined SNL, now he's got multiple times their reach
@mikek6236
@mikek6236 4 жыл бұрын
Every freaking week I hate that the Himalayan salt lamp on the table is not lit, but then think it's the funniest thing.
@Sprite_525
@Sprite_525 4 жыл бұрын
It perfectly summarizes their vibe: conservative flag & historical map then ridiculous chairs and a wacky hippy salt lamp that’s not even set up right. It perfectly encapsulates their ‘conservative’ but not really but kinda but too silly to take a stance then McCusker gets mystical with his chiropractor and gets goin on chakras just as seriously as he gets serious on Christianity and family values
@Jay-oz5zo
@Jay-oz5zo 4 жыл бұрын
Oh i thought that was a dinosaur egg
@lamolambda8349
@lamolambda8349 4 жыл бұрын
@@Sprite_525 I thougt the were parodying Rogan with that and the flag
@Nobodyspecial5150
@Nobodyspecial5150 11 ай бұрын
I say the N word daily and nobody i know would ever guess that. I scream it in my basement daily multiple times. NOOOOOO!!!
@iSharkOnDeck
@iSharkOnDeck 4 жыл бұрын
Volume up ☝ ☝ ☝ dogs
@aidan5930
@aidan5930 8 ай бұрын
matt and shane calling jan 6th is hilarious
@dylankislin8493
@dylankislin8493 8 ай бұрын
Timestamp?
@aim33b0t
@aim33b0t 4 жыл бұрын
MSSP RULES. ❤️
@MrStuntmanmike417
@MrStuntmanmike417 7 ай бұрын
I love when dog girl episode comes through the algorithm
@wilsonwallace8755
@wilsonwallace8755 Жыл бұрын
Lmaires production 😂😂😂 random cuts to Shane face then random cut to Matt’s face
@BurntToast422
@BurntToast422 4 жыл бұрын
If you two had a love child it could see dead people.
@twodoorsfewerwh0res553
@twodoorsfewerwh0res553 3 жыл бұрын
Dead on
@davidperez5089
@davidperez5089 3 жыл бұрын
That's impossible yo.
@marcwhite6596
@marcwhite6596 11 ай бұрын
My uncle used to hang a big black Santa face on his front door ... he's not black... lol
@jyhwkrhs1223
@jyhwkrhs1223 4 жыл бұрын
matt is getting thick
@johnwhite8847
@johnwhite8847 4 жыл бұрын
Getting full dad bod.
@yourmomsbox7455
@yourmomsbox7455 4 жыл бұрын
Powerful pecs
@Johnny1.0
@Johnny1.0 4 жыл бұрын
You guys are gonna give him a complex lol
@jyhwkrhs1223
@jyhwkrhs1223 4 жыл бұрын
Good
@yurpndurpnslurpn
@yurpndurpnslurpn 4 жыл бұрын
That's a thiccc boi
@josephlariviere7490
@josephlariviere7490 4 ай бұрын
"There needs to be a third group of people that'd be like 'you guys are both ridiculous, you need to stop this shit.'" it's RFK, he's the guy
@RudyPalos
@RudyPalos 4 жыл бұрын
Repping that Vineyard Vines
@eddiegaertner7304
@eddiegaertner7304 Жыл бұрын
Gilly in the VV drip that’s crazy dawg
@gusbenusa
@gusbenusa 4 жыл бұрын
You boys are noticeably holding back 😏 I get it. Shit is wild out there
@forcedanonymity1791
@forcedanonymity1791 4 жыл бұрын
- yeah it’s a huge bummer. I know you guys have been targeted and scarred, but the Cum Town boys are leaning against the grain and they don’t receive much shit for being real. They don’t say no-no words all the time but if a joke is too good to pass up, they’ll tLet it fly. One time Nick opened the show to Stav’s surprised reaction and subsequent uncontrollable laughter when Nick sang the ‘Bill Nye the science guy’s’ show intro tune abruptly and unexpectedly swapping N words for ‘Bill Nye the science guy’ to Bill Nye the ‘N!&&3R Guy’. F- ing hilarious because The Cum Boys are very stingy with that word unless the bit is too good. I respect comedians who don’t take the profession so seriously and they. Exist to saying dumb things to get dumb laughs, regardless the outcome. That’s how the greats all became great. Be provocative. It’s often comedians who’s jobs it is to break the ice between factions and to remind us that they’re just jokes! Though you’ll never satisfy the religious critical theory cult (critical race theory because they’re only acting offended to further their agendas because leftists just can’t recognize funny or they pretend to take jokes seriously as if the art form has to be the 100% truthful and simultaneously ethically flawless based on this weeks new rules nobody can keep up with. You can’t win with them. Unless you just ignore them. They are a pack of ravenous hyena’s though.. Gavin and the proud boys had it right years ago. We shoulda called the national guard into those in 2017-2018 to protect free speech. Instead proud boys ambushed and kicked their tiny asses and participated with cops only to receive huge sentences in Rikers for aa mere fist fight started by fair skinned angular English white features behind the masks, while gays, blacks and Hispanic proud body’s are abundant can’t say that about Antifa. Whose the racists here?
@Sprite_525
@Sprite_525 4 жыл бұрын
Forced Anonymity - I’d say the only difference is, Shane was in the NBC machine and then he got that spotlight of professional hatred. Cum Town never even tried to seek or accepted offers from corporate comedy or SNL etc. they were in a separate world from the get-go. Shane is returning to a comfortable counter-culture vibe, but those damn professional smear merchants still kinda have Shane in their sights. It’ll be about a year then it’ll even out fully.
@colindavidson6483
@colindavidson6483 Жыл бұрын
Did Matt just casually throw out a legends of the hidden temple reference?
@no_nosestill_close8010
@no_nosestill_close8010 2 жыл бұрын
You won Shaner! You’re definitely recognized as funny!!
@Centermass762
@Centermass762 7 ай бұрын
Turns out that "noose" in his garage was a garage door pull and he was pulling a Smolett.
@jacobshahin2017
@jacobshahin2017 4 жыл бұрын
Get mckeever in there to fix the camera angles
@pierrejarthon4254
@pierrejarthon4254 2 жыл бұрын
...This is A definition of Jazz ... Liike2 Chicken actively trying to make sense of what it is to be a talking chicken ......Perfection ... They are so F*** funny & elegant ...
@jacksoncothren5831
@jacksoncothren5831 3 жыл бұрын
They should have brought up pictures of Talcum X's parents. That guy has about as much melanin in him as Mike Pence does. What's amazing is that he has somehow deluded himself into believing he is black to the point of nobody bothering to let him know he isn't because of how pointless it would be. He's at the same level as that kid on KZbin that thinks he is a super saiyan from dragonball Z.
@mumblez7712
@mumblez7712 2 жыл бұрын
The best bit is when his own family came out and was like "nah, dude is straight lying" and his response was "Nuh-uh! My mum was a slut, she fucked a black guy and has lied about it my whole life!"
@andrewharwell7152
@andrewharwell7152 2 жыл бұрын
I carry myself like a dawg and I secretly listen to the secret pod. I never buy shit online but I need some merch matt
@jibba1681
@jibba1681 4 жыл бұрын
Does Matt not know how to drop a vid? Got me tantalizing until 12
@PROquickscope360
@PROquickscope360 4 жыл бұрын
It’s live on Apple Podcasts
@Sprite_525
@Sprite_525 4 жыл бұрын
It was live for me. It dropped at 9 PST. maybe it was 12 for you cuz you’re on the east coast
@BigShaneGillis
@BigShaneGillis 4 жыл бұрын
Be grateful.
@chetyoubetcha1158
@chetyoubetcha1158 Жыл бұрын
I’ll never get tired of Shane talking about history
@forcedanonymity1791
@forcedanonymity1791 4 жыл бұрын
It pisses me off that Shane’s time has come and he has the likability and talent to make it in any another time but instead he’s gotta suffer these miserable fools destroying America who don’t deserve to keep their citizenship. Shane seems to be one of the nicest and thoughtful yet brutally funny young guns on the scene. I hate to know all this social BS is inhibiting his comedy at all and clearly it is. He has to watch his mouth far too much for a comic trying to make a mark. GIVE UP on the mainstream Shane. Hit the gas and don’t let them inhibit you. You know this woke shit never existed until a few years back. Virtually nobody is about it and in this environment, your only chance is to punch it and you’ll break through the thin veneer of woke-ism. This period is good for comedy. It gives you guys a legit chance to be dangerous again. Lenny Bruce, George Carlin... lets hope the commies don’t make things so bad you can be arrested for language like back then. I think we’ll be full on civil war before that happens. Good luck, I’m rooting for you.
@grahamgallagher7455
@grahamgallagher7455 Күн бұрын
Love these old episodes 🤣
@KingJohnTX
@KingJohnTX 4 жыл бұрын
And.... the NASCAR noose story turned out to be fake.
@michaelschmidt5179
@michaelschmidt5179 4 жыл бұрын
King John it was just a loop knot lol
@ZombieLincoln666
@ZombieLincoln666 4 жыл бұрын
Bloodbath Fishing Charters No, it was a noose. They just released pics. I guess it was a weird coincidence though, not a hate crime nor a hoax
@WarmGlassOfBatteryAcid
@WarmGlassOfBatteryAcid 7 ай бұрын
2 legends, saved forever.
@ilovemusic85100
@ilovemusic85100 2 жыл бұрын
Shane’s VV shirt 😂😂😂😂 there’s no way he knew how GAY it was in 2020
@cliffordcrimson7124
@cliffordcrimson7124 Жыл бұрын
It was gay in 2015
@aminestoisthebesto806
@aminestoisthebesto806 2 жыл бұрын
I did reiki one time and it was weird. I thought the dude was trying to come on to me, but the acupuncture was great and I did feel like negative energy left my body. So it worked, but the dude who did it made it weird. Also, I went to the casino right after and I wasn’t more lucky. I was hoping it would help with my luck at the casino
@dinochavez
@dinochavez 3 жыл бұрын
1:49:00 with Shane on dog girl
@TomahawkCack
@TomahawkCack 18 күн бұрын
Oklahoma Native American here!!! 👋🏾 🪶 🇺🇸
@WolfJLoophole
@WolfJLoophole 4 жыл бұрын
You still haven't bought, rented or borrowed a steamer for Old Glory yet... Bro respect the troops
@llhosall7735
@llhosall7735 Жыл бұрын
It’s hilarious these really are modern philosophers What a time
@frostco28
@frostco28 4 жыл бұрын
Get Dave Smith on to talk with Matt!
@JohnnyG911
@JohnnyG911 4 жыл бұрын
Thatd be sick
@MrStognabologna
@MrStognabologna 4 жыл бұрын
Hell yah that’s what the dawgs need
@BigShaneGillis
@BigShaneGillis 4 жыл бұрын
Too much political talk recently, not from Matt and Shane just in general. I would rather have a good chuckle than hear more of it right now
@lamolambda8349
@lamolambda8349 4 жыл бұрын
No
@LibertyMagnus
@LibertyMagnus 4 жыл бұрын
Start buying guns my friends. It’s the end of the world.
@blaketurner7989
@blaketurner7989 Жыл бұрын
Got my guns, where this end at? Can't hold my breath anymore
@nimmha6708
@nimmha6708 Жыл бұрын
Still buying more guns? Or did the end arrive at your place earlier?
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