ep 329 God Rules

[@gjmarkjesse1324]

Good to see AJ Soprano make an appearance on MSSP.

[@ThisNachoFriend]

Preach

[@westingband]

Gagoootz

[@christianbenson5875]

The one and only Male Heir

[@KennyTheKenny]

@@ThisNachoFriendthooo c😊h d😅

[@codybrooks5016]

Bet he’d look good in a military uniform

[@davidjacquez965]

Uncle Tommy gets a beer every half hour.

[@Pacebeats]

a half hour is how long O'Connor takes to put

[@cemetrygatecrasher]

*puts a lil play doh can of beer in front of you to reward you for this comment*

[@mattdrummond3552]

that sketch was a masterpiece (this is coming from someone who didnt find Isis Toyota that funny)

[@Vicegrips11]

Just a big virgin surrounded by toyotas

[@darkstar0554]

@@mattdrummond3552 that an O.L dude. ISIS Toyota is freaking hilarious.

[@whatintarnation4969]

no one has the same mind and synergy as these two. it’s amazing that they found each other and created this masterpiece

[@Big_AlMC]

Who you think gave up the butthole first?

[@AvonNabors]

Cosmic chemistry

[@carlosallison8955]

Shane hearing a dog whistle makes alot of sense.

[@floppr8715]

He only hears the dawg whistles

[@traviscoates6878]

And then calling it "low frequency."

[@nonamesinenomine]

Shane is a dog whistle

[@notbadforanoob8725]

@@traviscoates6878 He never called it a "low frequency". Learn how to listen.

[@30yearoldmanthatgetsbullie44]

@@notbadforanoob8725 lets debate at cpac.

[@wasnt_it]

lol, Shane thought that harbor freight was an actual boat harbor where there were also knives to look at.

[@paulfroelich1024]

Harbor Freight's pretty sick.

[@Manhandle730]

@@paulfroelich1024 Nice try ChiCom interloper

[@thtswhtshesai6d9]

Shane getting to high and writing a death note to his family in bed crushing laffy taffy because going to the hospital was gay is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

[@WhiskeyRitalin]

Been going through a rewatch for background entertainment and this is the kid from ep. 18. Shane really wanted to fight him in the streets.

[@P_steez]

Thank you for the lore sir

[@drewk7877]

Thanks, Dawg @whiskeyritalin . I just listened and Shane said what we’re all thinking. This guy gives horrible first impressions.

[@blaketurner7989]

It has come full circle, and the young bull has chosen forgiveness

[@markr8690]

Nice piece of info dude. I listen to the o.t a lot so thanks for the interesting piece of the casts history

[@TylerWinkler-g5x]

Could you link this episode for me fine sir?

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

Great episode, good connection between all 3. Get this dude back on again please Matt and Shane.

[@lylechipperson3407]

Nick seems like an alright dude. Definitely not someone i'd let in my house but he's pretty funny.

[@Johnny1.0]

For some reason out of nowhere the suppressed 80s bully in me just woke up and was like "we do not like this kid right"? 2 mins later "ok ok he is cool Ill go back to sleep in your subconscious, carry on sir" 😆

[@coltonlehnen6803]

It’s the haircut I think lmao

[@cemetrygatecrasher]

"You ever show up in scrubs? You can legally wear them there. You ever show up drenched? They can't stop you from going in if you're drenched."

[@yurpndurpnslurpn]

One of the funniest bits dude

[@gibbson90]

Only a matter of time before someone shows up DRENCHED at a live show

[@corymerle8738]

A harbor freight and food day with the woodman sounds pretty righteous, dudes rock.

[@marlinsmith9070]

This guy looks like Ben Shapiro's unsuccessful cousin, Glen Shapiro.

[@beefyronin]

His German cousin Sven Shapiro

[@drpastormartinosempa8930]

If Ben found weed instead of extra homework....

[@natedavis4588]

David Lucas on the comment section y'all

[@davidperez5089]

Except he'd spell i with 2 n's, ofcourse. Ha!

[@NotAfraid280]

Oh my god that’s hilarious

[@UncleDeadly1031]

So glad to see that Jake Lloyd has put the car incidents, the schizophrenia, and stigma of The Phantom Menace behind him. Now THIS...is podcasting.

[@familychiken]

This is Rob Iler not Jake Lloyd

[@UncleDeadly1031]

@@familychiken Are you just saying he’s not who I said he looked like and just naming another person he also looks like, but without any effort to present it in joke form like I did? I mean more power to ya. I guess it’s kind of like an Expansion Pack to my joke. The well-constructed Jake Lloyd reference that got 41 likes is like Starcraft and “No that’s Rob Iler” is like Brood War. People loved Brood War, dude. Nothin to shake a stick at. Grats.

[@familychiken]

@@UncleDeadly1031 lmao bro you gotta let go of this stress it’s not worth it, wasn’t actually disagreeing just listing another person he looks like 😂

[@bigmoose99]

@@familychiken dude you’re Mario 2 and this guy is GTA 5 backdown.

[@maxxxie7511]

​@@familychiken dude. you're harshing the vibe. stop it. you've been owned on the web. get over it. you make me sick

[@joshcusick3650]

This kid is what would happen if Ben Shapiro took some shrooms and grew a sense of humor

[@seanbuckley8696]

Hahaha I got that exact vibe! Mullen/Shapiro master child.

[@paulfroelich1024]

Let's say, for the sake of argument, I'm a DAWG.

[@bobstubesocks]

@@paulfroelich1024 prove it with facts and logic, dawg.

[@paulfroelich1024]

@@seanbuckley8696 "That's a lovely hat you're wearing, Mr. Shapiro..."

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

Hahaha so Fn accurate

[@SAFbikes]

Damn Laramie must be TIIIGHT he didn’t even bother to list the guests name or HIS podcast in the description

[@stephaniewrye743]

One of the funniest episodes ever. Laughed so hard.

[@uhtreduhtredsson1721]

Great ep. Nik’s a funny dude. Started listening to coward hour after Krick’s last appearance on here. Really underrated podcast.

[@justgarethsphone9663]

Haha that clinical trial conversation got me cryingggg, i’ve been trying to psyche myself up for months to get into that game

[@tonygibson5171]

Shane writing a goodbye note and eating a bag of laffy taffy before he dies had me dying.

[@beefyronin]

Matt is almost Michael Scott with his missing sayings "separating the wheat from the shaft" sounds like the only Amish porn ever.

[@JakeMelvin]

More of a Ricky from Trailer Park Boys style in my eyes

[@markjungman3954]

You need to know that your joke did not go unappreciated. That Amish bit is a serious piece of work.

[@ericachacon8337]

The hairiest porn in existence

[@ollie-ev8zm]

the only one lmfao

[@ceeloz0029]

Sitting in my car for 2 hours waiting for my new phone screen when Matt says how bad it is waiting for 2 hours in between things. Jeez this guy's a SHAMAN.

[@noname-my5hh]

I’m sitting in my car waiting for a job interview, been sitting here for a little bit over an hour. He really is a shaman.

[@mozeeyyy]

damn looking back this is honestly one of the funniest episodes to me

[@vich3359]

This was a very high laughs-per-minute episode 👍

[@ajaj3196]

I smoked 120x Salvia and warped on to a rowboat during a battle in the Revolutionary War. Powdered wigs and bad teeth, foggy and extremely cold, it was very vivid and lasted at least 15 minutes. My friends said I fell down and went stiff and they were freaking out (maybe that's why I hallucinated I was at war lol).

[@ryanmiller775]

Salvia is a scary drug haha. I always called it "plastic world". To me everything looks 2 dimensional and I feel plastic. What ever is in front of me looks like it was designed to be there and I've seen it a thousand times before, looking so familiar. And always feels like I'm stuck there forever. Damn we use to put it under bong tokes and trick friends into smoking it

[@thewind6047]

@Pepe Meme facts bro lmao everybody basically agreed to not talk about how we all did it hahaha

[@benm2784]

I read this quick and thought you turned into a rowboat. Far out

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

@@ryanmiller775her green plastic watering can

[@borisbadenov9863]

When Shane hears a dogwhistle, he thinks of dog girl and starts drooling like a good boy.

[@Henry-kv7zl]

Dog girl and that tradgedy....

[@Salem-yx3ez]

Damn Ben Shapiro lookin sharp

[@benmeadors6799]

Sharpiro

[@beefyronin]

@@benmeadors6799 I see what you did there

[@alexhaile7957]

And he's acting less gay, too

[@PROquickscope360]

Damnnn man this guy really made me realize how above water I am, how upper middle class I am

[@ADPax10]

Truly. I know this is a while ago so I hope you're doing even better. But I'm in a bad spot right now compared to the previous 10 years of my life and hearing this guy's story gives me a lot of hope. Fucking great and underrated episode

[@bencousins7311]

@@ADPax10 hey big homie hoping things have turned around for you bro if not i hope they do!

[@danielbravo2816]

NEEEED THAT HOODIE MATT!! Got 2 shirts on order

[@sethgelnette5324]

Okay this is so random but still idk why I love this pod this dude seems like someone you wouldn't like but made the pod interesting

[@laptv2144]

lol drunk Shane definitely got mad about him saying he looked like Louie Anderson

[@evergreenrider]

Dude my dad used to love the showers at the gym lolol

[@quinnimon]

Matt saying in easy words what I think Tolkien was saying in the Silmarillion. That matter is the manifestation of sound is the same as a world of middle earth manifesting the voice of the songs that Eru Illuvattar sang into existence that brought forth the universe from which we enjoyed the awesome story of the lord of the rings.

[@justinroth2938]

The Great Battle of the Squareheads...hahaha!

[@pickledbananies]

DAWGS, if youre wondering - that sick ass Himalayan Salt Lamp in the middle of the command center IS AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE AT WALMART. This is not an ad. I hath seen with mine own ass - its on the isle with the silverware and microwaves.

[@scottshoe842]

Gilly and Keeves is sic.

[@R.J.MacReady1982]

Shane's dad is a public shower enjoyer. Lmao wow. Shane knows what not to do in life 😂

[@biggiesmalls7939]

26:20 hearing someone say they had a spinal tap go wrong and leak was weird. I've never met someone else that had that experience. I had that done a while ago and ffs the fluid leaking hurt SO bad when I wouldn't lay down. Like the most intense migraine you could imagine.

[@johansanchez101]

Italeans black?

[@Mr.PepeSilvia]

He's saying Italians

[@yurpndurpnslurpn]

Wolfs

[@justintyler4693]

Mulinyons

[@derrick_v]

It's funny how defensive Shane gets with stories he's obviously wrong on and doesn't even remember because he was hammered.

[@ShepardsLamb]

Brains can block shit out they don't want to remember so I wouldn't be surprised if he really doesn't remember and he feels like a dickhead lol

[@coh3877]

I need a Gilly and Keeves of Shane in hospital jail 😂

[@alexlynch1674]

This great pod one the better ones they had

[@jonald3]

Great episode Dawgs

[@victoriah5397]

How Great Is Our God?

[@Tkeane8]

Does shane think harbor freight is an actual harbor

[@MrMustacrackish]

What a great episode.

[@jacobmacdonald4713]

this had me laughin, God does Rule. god bleess

[@TrevorScanlan]

Thank him for his grand design of the world, he nailed it with the middle east and allowing abortions to be legal. Literally killin it

[@mcoehlrich]

Nice shirt Shane, hail Paimon! 👑

[@cheddacam5559]

this episode is hilarious 😂

[@PROquickscope360]

I’m watching this is a stoke my living room fireplace

[@Patrick_Bateman____]

34:00 I used to do exactly that. Say the conjuring on molly and acid. It’s called a magic carpet ride and it was awesome.

[@Sausagepatty996]

You have no idea how much this improved my health

[@Werferharfer]

57:22 true

[@BTyMob22]

This episode should’ve been labeled shittin’ on barn dog 😂

[@skvllfvkk8601]

John Mayer looks good for a homeless dude.

[@jdsw970]

kid has cool little brother energy, keep up the sauce boys

[@joeylo6331]

My man definitely likes the shnoots he touched his nose like 47 times in the first 10 mins

[@Nwidmann]

Matt and Shane must be protected at all costs

[@dopeinfertility]

34:22 Shane's pure glee when he saw the electric moment of recognition between kindred spirits!!! I watched it a few times. Hahahaha. Thing is though shaman to shaman ain't no good for prolonged periods like magnets.

[@Pacebeats]

woodman coached him well. good cast

[@mattdrummond3552]

I liked the guest

[@johnmckinley9949]

Wood rules

[@Justinhomii]

Shane’s girl impression is gold

[@slimmpickens67]

Yes!

[@danielbravo2816]

Solid ep boys

[@josef2012]

Hey there big brains,if you want to put a hyperlink to a website, like your merch store, don't put @ in front of it or forget the www part.The More You Know.....

[@shelsd64]

Why the fuck did I develop the worst case of sciatica after my first acid trip I mean to this day it still fucks with me

[@eliwalls696]

our god? he's shrek 1

[@Johnny1.0]

😆

[@UncleDeadly1031]

My God straight up Shrek Live! on Broadway.

[@trevorholton6656]

JESUS! How many times does this kid wipe his nose... YIKES!

[@drugaddictwithknowledge9603]

Opiates make the nose itch but also Shane said he is loving coke recently so that could’ve gone down

[@waynewalters426]

​@@drugaddictwithknowledge9603 Dude with all the sniffles at every chortle, yes I can guarantee the kid is coked up

[@johansanchez101]

Praise be.

[@leifpearson9294]

Why does Shane gett soooooo butt hurt sometimes he’s like one of those spazz kids that would freak out if you ganged up on them

[@Thugshaker_thequaker]

Making me want to “find a few grand” all of a sudden. New golf clubs…pallet of beer… motorcycle…John boat… shiiii

[@bskiez]

*13:01* was this the brief time he talked about Jenn Tisdale? Because he never went into detail and if there's another time stamp let us know. Nik Oldershaw.

[@donflo3]

Does Barn Dog make a guest appearance on MSSP at some point? He sounds like he would be a top level guest.

[@Criider]

Ep 317. He’s a weirdo bro 😂

[@davidperez5089]

Part of the bull podcast comedy style is to interrupt someone's story right as they start and say his version first. He always says sorry to interrupt then intercepts the mic! Every ep, without fail. Gotta love SG. MM perfect fit. BTW that guests do is weird af!!

[@jarrettmoore6458]

Where are they now: Aj soprano

[@anthonylambert404]

Shane. Alabama needs you back bud. Come back to Huntsville. Bring the other guy too 🤣 - seriously though appreciate the pod. It's been a lifesaver through this PANDY.

[@KatzenjammerKid61]

'Standby Me' will never be the same.

[@PeaceFromStrength]

57:00 he's right, I didn't think I would like him at first but I got past the first couple minutes and I do like him now

[@reaganwitten2272]

“We have a room for that” LMAOOO

[@spetruzify]

where we at on this timewise

[@DannyWilliamH]

1. Gone Home is a uniquely awful game. Blew my mind that people liked it. 2. I've written SO MANY death notes. Not sui notes but just heartfelt, sad goodbyes as I'm positive I'm dying lmao. I had a truck repo'd years back and it was chock full of notes I'd write while panicking-out on lunch breaks or random times. Like BAD where I was positive I was dying. The drugs didn't help but whatever. Anyway, the fn repo man came back later that day to ask of I was ok lmfao. Chill dude. I wasn't mad at him as I did keep buying oxy instead of pay my car note. That's on me but I just imagine these people finding a pile of scrawling from an absolute fn psychopath lmaoooo

[@TrevorScanlan]

Stay tight

[@whenwasthat]

What a groundbreaking show, possibly the first American I've seen that has said "you sold it" when then claimed to donate.

[@josht5568]

Yo matt or shane, first one to hit me up gets to keep their spot on the show I'm over here manifesting this pod now

[@adip1109]

Shane confirmed as a DAWG. Hears dog whistles.

[@mathewpickels2745]

Bro you have no idea how excited I was when I heard the black Hulk Hogan reference. I see this dude all the fucking time

[@justinsmith4562]

Id never let some dude order for me

[@Jake-ur5gi]

It's rare that you can look at someone through a screen and know they smell bad, but this guys one of them

[@Wiggles_vs._snuggles]

This is amaxing

[@tonyhorton152]

Go to any goodwill there will be 5 ice cream makers there,add distillate mix boom weed ice cream!

[@localwaterchamp7712]

Yeah but if you let Shane dictate the activities you end up on some battlefield somewhere

[@thomasturner5090]

LOUIE B REAL

[@ktdude1886]

Get Dave Smith on here and steal him

[@thatsjohnnyt6480]

Poach Dave smith from LOS so Matt can have more sophisticated political batter ups? Actually yeah. Sure.

[@Hunter-yo2yy]

How great is our God

[@TrevorScanlan]

Hes literally deaf eared garbage, since you asked. Unless you mean Shane, then yeah hes cool

[@b.samarripa1833]

Dawgs got that💧

[@PhilSNight]

Dude looks like AJ from Sopranos

[@georgethomas5417]

Shane was so confused bout dude being homeless wit good parents cuz Shane lived his parents when he was 30 lol he’s like wtf why didn’t I just move back in with them.

[@chrismathewsjr]

where we at on this one time wise?

[@cameronsnyder1246]

This fucking episode rules!

[@jessarhodes6196]

The mfin cast LIVES!