Ep 309- Homosapiens

[@musicforchange1990]

Little did matt know he was gonna get that septum fixed due to body surfing trauma. Lmao

[@mrj4990]

Matt struggling to understand the purpose of the football player running out with the team as being inspirational is so funny

[@RustCole01]

I was getting so worked up that he wasn't grasping the concept.... f*ckin hilarious. I love this dude and his bizarre eccentricities. Like his DIY medical care solutions.

[@bigpackmojo625]

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[@bigpackmojo625]

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[@dimitrijekrstic7567]

@@RustCole01 yea it's actually true and not bizzare at all. Basically you lose some volume of the pathway in your nose by not using it. Mouthbreeding supposedly also causes less oxygen to the brain, a dry throat which promotes bacterial growth, face deformities, etc

[@RustCole01]

@@dimitrijekrstic7567 Bro, what game are you watching? Who said anything about what you are talking about?

[@phettywappharmaceuticalsll8842]

They make 2020 sound so much cooler than I remember

[@GnarStark]

My use of the words munch and crush have gone up 200% since I’ve started listening to this podcast

[@zakkbeckettt]

that rules

[@mikesullivan7153]

Same

[@mikesullivan7153]

Been munchin on mushrooms😁

[@mrcrowley3891]

Nice, sweet

[@blickluke]

It's pronounced munge

[@DA-uz8qb]

Matt's got a new set of missions every podcast.

[@Hablonoenlgles]

For real I didn’t believe when Shane said Matt was autistic but i can definitely see it now 😭 he’s still funnier than me and can talk better than me though

[@darthluchs_8993]

I swear, but they all encompass the same line of thinking if that makes sense, Matt is just constantly self diagnosing and self curing and I love it 😂

[@liamburns8554]

The consistent is to stop fapping

[@dafunkycanuck]

My girlfriend put peppermint oil in the bath one time and it burned my bag something fierce! Warning to the dawgz. 🔥👜

[@R2D6_10]

Big ups.

[@TheHyperfilthered]

Thank you for your service brother

[@UncleDave69]

This is why you wear condoms over the balls

[@HamBone123456789ten]

Taking baths like a gay guy was your first mistake. Never, EVER relax. Watch tv standing up. Don’t get massages. Get up at 5:45am for no reason at all.

[@scumbaggo]

JESUS man, she was just OK floatin around in there? I cant imagine lady bits being too resistant to that either.

[@rachaellorene8231]

Facts: when you’re sad the Matt and Shane archives are a solid cure. This era of the boys is lit.

[@HumanDudeBro]

Litty

[@lylechipperson3407]

"I've been into austrology dude"

[@justinrogers746]

Any Matt quote immediately gets liked. These are facts.

[@jtrax7306]

Typical Aries

[@juwebles4352]

austrology: the study of Austrians

[@michael5654]

Dude, I'm dying at how committed Matt is to the air moisture thing lmao

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

@@justinprivate9966i mean if we’re talking a 70-80 percent clearance some gay ass oils might be fine

[@camronridley5912]

This is golden age of the cast

[@evangelionl0vr857]

The old test will forever be the golden era.

[@highlybaked8417]

@@evangelionl0vr857and the American flag background era is like the championship parade

[@greyfells2829]

I'm 0% surprised that Matt was a bully that couldn't understand the morality of his actions.

[@getmoneyxrbm]

Them talking about what fuckers they were as kids is what made me love this cast years ago after hearing Shane on bonfire

[@jackmyers212]

“80 dollar an hour taekwondo” made me cackle

[@Anonymouscommentor99]

"Here's an owl sweater I barely fit into". I spit my drink out. So good

[@christopherbeckman6238]

Best cast on the tube boys. Glad I discovered you gems last week. Praise be to Paimon

[@freethink2303]

Bro you've got to get on the $1 per month Patreon and get in to the Old Testament episodes

[@ryansouthard4929]

free think thank yourself. You’ve been a lifesaver.

[@freethink2303]

@@ryansouthard4929 the patreon episodes alone are worth it. Pure gold dude

[@lamolambda8349]

You must not have heard of Cumtown yet.

[@robcow897]

Check out Cum Town. The channel that illegally posts their premium episodes is "Tybayaga"

[@evilbrainangelheart9634]

I can't stop laughing at a woman possibly being named "Shits for miles"

[@ajaj3196]

My childhood cat was an outdoor cat. Some Arab kids from down the street hung him up to a fence by his back leg and it had to be amputated. He was a badass cat, Patch, he still hunted countless rabbits and squirrels with the tripod setup. He'd always bring home trophys too, rabbit tails and feet, a rat tail. He only had his back claws too, he was like feline Seal Team 6.

[@lunchbag_larry]

did you exact revenge

[@Giovanni-nj1xo]

Did you burn down their house?

[@supremeleader6992]

@@Giovanni-nj1xo One of the few acceptable responses to animal torture

[@ajaj3196]

I didn't but on of the kids got hit by a car right in front of me not long after. God works in mysterious ways.

[@loydchristmas23]

Hopefully you avenged your cat.

[@nniuqttam]

Rip tybalt 🙏🏼

[@rottenstench]

I'd pay cash for a print of that shane bullying article

[@verynice210]

I hope it's titled "A Star is Born"

[@acctadmin4073]

check the microfiche

[@camoang614]

I bet Phil's got it framed in the basement.

[@bingbong8055]

SPOILER ALERT: Matt succeeds in fixing his deviated septum by breaking his nose with a boogie board 😂

[@crazyshot97]

Someone tell Matt that opposum’s eat ticks, we have snake antivenom because of them, and they’re immune to rabies

[@headfullofacid8088]

And they’re North America’s only Marsupial

[@crazyshot97]

Zarathustra Boppalomynous exactly

[@richardfearing2528]

A possum

[@QQ-yi6yg]

My appreciation for the opossum has increased

[@crisd117]

Opossums don’t eat many ticks, and they are not a preferred part of their diet. Praise there goes to the Guinea Fowl.

[@melissasalsbury4705]

Imagining Matt's wedding with GROOM'S FAMILY up front is hilarious.

[@jackmyers212]

My boy is on deployment in Japan, the pod is the closest I can get to the convos we used to have back in high school. Peace be with the DAWGS

[@IM843-SC]

Deployment in Japan? We fighting Japan now?

[@AnxiousCowboy]

@@IM843-SCidk when Jack’s friend deployed but they dropped two large bombs awhile ago

[@B-Drew]

55:42 I laughed so hard at this story 😂😂 the Phil stories are always the best lol

[@alecrawson4895]

THANK GOD FOR MATT AND SHANE

[@JM-sx4tn]

I look forward to the dawgs every week dude. Guaranteed to make me laugh my ass off

[@WhatTheSpruce]

Im shook by the possum story. There is a way to deal with pests without drowning them for over five minutes and then impaling them.

[@badazzzmoke420]

but it’s the best way 😂😂😂😂

[@ZeranZeran]

People do some weird things with animals when they panic.. Not the first I've heard of someone thinking "I got this" and then tramautizing themself because they didn't just throw a towel over it, lmao.

[@scumbaggo]

.22 is the way

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

@@scumbaggogotta go with .30-06 for instant evisceration

[@iillil670]

@@scumbaggo12g rifled slug is the FUN way

[@d3AdLyf3]

Being bullied helped make me tough. I got it pretty bad. Ended up being best friends with some of them later In Life due to freak circumstances. I read my 8th grade sign book and saw a note for the first time at 35 a kid said sorry for picking on me he didn't want to get picked on anymore and when I got to school they laid off him and onto me. He's a good guy a dad now I think.

[@RustCole01]

Bullying is an essential part of human development. I'm convinced now, more than ever. And very few ppl are actually immune from it. Even the giga-Chad, jocks have a pecking order. I was captain/qb of my football team and I got mocked and f*cked with mercilessly for the 1st two years of high school. All the younger players get picked on by the older kids on the team. Intensity varies, but everyone gets bullied at some point. I hated it at the time but I'm grateful for it now. Especially after witnessing this super-soft generation of kids morph into delicate flowers as adults. We need to bring back headbutts and titty twisters

[@B-CuzPod]

Sounds like a bum and a loser. You that is not the bully

[@robert424d]

Currently in a military college during hell week, praise the dawgs for a night time calm down

[@andrewlaco1776]

Non wagon status Confirmed.

[@danielbravo2816]

Hail paimon!! Don’t Shane out of school.. stay the path

[@jsp7218]

Don't quit

[@user-gn5bu7tx1b]

Be great. Quit.

[@Spoodlewok]

God the Shaman is truly on another level. All praise.

[@davidp5722]

If you're reading this I hope you have a blessed night!

[@swaggareli]

Thanks DAWG.

[@johnnyblaze8439]

Hell yea

[@andrewlaco1776]

How great is our God?

[@jsp7218]

You too

[@localwaterchamp7712]

sus af

[@Screemcheese]

return of the hotcast after a short lived civil unrest

[@griffstratz6495]

Was this before Huberman? If so Matt is a genius for getting this info to the masses first

[@cloudbloom]

He says at the beginning that he got the idea from "the guy who was on Rogies" so he's talking about Huberman and his book called Breathe

[@kevindoran7099]

​@@cloudbloomBreath isn't Huberman's book. It's by James Nestor or close to that. Matt probably is the one who brought science to the masses

[@cloudbloom]

@@kevindoran7099 ah good call I honestly didn't know who wrote the book I was just assuming it was Hubey. Thanks for the heads up🤌

[@sodabara]

I wonder if Shane's friend who got drunk while golfing and fought everyone is the same friend who murdered the garden opossum.

[@zachgonzales5967]

This is funny Matt talking about his nose and he just broke it

[@duktrilfromsouthafrica]

I feel like im high cause i cant stop laughing at the big dawgs🤣

[@xxlegitfailxx]

this episode popped up my first day of recovery for the bugar sugar. good looks matt

[@briani50]

Hope you’re doing well brother. Going through the same myself right now

[@Fryed_Bryce]

A bump sounds pretty nice about now

[@kriffapher]

you boys still holding up okay? 2 years sober here 💪

[@connorroyer9026]

YOOO Shane wearin’ that SICK Tucson Roadrunners shirt!!!! Let’s goooo bring back the Coyotes

[@nickyale4220]

The tricking the teacher to say the g word bit is absolutely hilarious

[@vincent8334]

All I do when I agree with something now is say “tighttt tightttt”

[@peterhache424]

easily one of my favorite episodes

[@lesliedegnan]

Tibble, Shane's cat, sounds like a cute savage. That cat is tough as nails.

[@rakim126]

There's a whole ep devoted to tybalt. Named after the bad guy from romeo and juliet.

[@lazylion420]

Shane was given the cheap gamer chair. Matt has the nice gamer chair. we should demand equality for the young bull.

[@lewis6590]

If anything we need superior support for this beefy boy

[@trevordrexler5652]

I'm glad someone else can admit whackin it to Shakira music videos as an adult. Respect Shane

[@ScorpionP2C]

true, she also has a few 'leaked' things, a dawg can find ;D

[@SelfMadeCulture]

I’m on a rabbit hole of M&S episodes. A. Matt is wild, funny AF B. Shane has to be on the path to GOAT status The downfall of most podcasts is transparency. Keep the genuine intellectual curiosity and continue to turn it into the funniest shit out there!

[@masonrawls6332]

Dawg the railroad spike is insane 😂

[@donsylvester]

‘Hes a security guard?’ 😂😂

[@screamdreamer9085]

Little did Matt know back then that he was gonna cure his deviated septum by body surfing

[@variaxi935]

whoa spoiler skeet

[@variaxi935]

spoiler ALERT* swipetexting is dangerous

[@screamdreamer9085]

I’m just sharing answers

[@ryanparadissis9115]

your punksetony phil stories are the best ever heard love ya guys keep it up

[@taradicoff3149]

I love you guys. I look forward to new episodes. It's the best Beavis and butthead I've ever seen. No homo

[@SoThoroughJoeBurrow]

Been a deviate since 7. Grapefruit seed extract nasal spray helps me

[@lunchbag_larry]

damn you were doing blow at 7?

[@lumptydumpty6992]

Growing up in the late 2000s, early 2010s, the music video to watch with the boys was Calabrian 2008

[@chrismaki5456]

Oh man I was waiting for you to say Shakira she wolf, I kept repeating it like cmon cmom say it! That one definitely got me haha

[@RedBeard1620]

As someone who spent the first 16 yrs of life with an 80% blockage of my nose (deviated septum, nasal polyps like a mf, enlarged turbonates and adenoids), I can relate to Matt's nose breathing obsession. Only took 3 surgeries to fix it lol and probably need another one soon.

[@RobBigs-lu8bq]

I really miss these days. I never saw a comic come up from the very beginnings, to his big break on Bonfire and opening for Soder, where Shaner is so happy he just can afford food. From completely unknown to being a regz on JO JO ROGIIIIIEEEEEEES. i have never been happier for any comics than Matt and Shane, they deserve it for taking chances.

[@rakim126]

The ascension seemed destined

[@donflo3]

Lena Dunkems is the funniest sh!t. I laugh every time.

[@casualmanmann]

Shane's Hawking impression is top notch.

[@k4rb0n8]

1:37 2020 Matt needed a prescription for bodyboarding, the cure exists!

[@ambersmith9809]

The Tibble stories fkn sent me 🤣🤣🤣

[@pizzaboisupreme]

Dustin, Bryson and Connor's Dads are gonna whoop ur guys' butts when they hear about this!!!

[@Jo-oo1mx]

Right Thur- Chingy got me

[@MonkeyStoleYaPeach]

Came across this comment right as they just touched on that. Solid choice 😂

[@MattMillerRealComedy]

Christina Milian - Dip It Low is a good music video

[@AB-ee5tb]

🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@michaelrohan9157]

6:56 Rudy was offsides

[@sammythemc]

I've been watching so much anthro shit on youtube I'm psyched about this title

[@richardkelly7572]

I started reading an audio book lol

[@mykolokolo]

the suburban hipster bit was so funny bruh

[@ericsummann2184]

Tape over the mouth has been helping me sleep so much better! I just put a short piece vertically

[@dan22100]

It's the nitric oxide that helps open up your nose from nose breathing, not so much water molecules lol

[@TrevorScanlan]

Are you... doubting Matt science?

[@joenino3]

I don't know what lenum dunkums real name is anymore

[@christianjensen2094]

Hurts to listen to this while I’m golfin 😢😢

[@charlest5604]

20:19 has my head hurting from laughing

[@trevordrexler5652]

Just noticed Shane has a Tucson Roadrunners shirt on. Respect

[@islifeacomedy3861]

I’m pretty sure by the time this was recorded, 90s baggy clothing was already coming back in full effect. I’m pretty sure in 2023 he still hasn’t caught on.

[@Umbasa0nion]

Breathing through your nose and out your mouth every few steps is the best for endurance.

[@jeremydelaney1112]

Hearing how big of a psych the Shamman was in high school is inspiring since he's ascended so high.

[@ZeranZeran]

Naming my twins Stink and Peanut now.

[@andrewharwell7152]

Shane is the bro of all bros

[@brianacosta7095]

He might be THEE Bro

[@Meekmillan]

48:59 bro I stg Shakira is solid material lmao. I was like 11 when She Wolf came out and I vividly remember sitting on my bedroom floor, firing up my PS3 and cranking out one of my first crumbs to that. Took a trip down memory lane about a year ago and had to crease my shit to that again.

[@joshc6551]

Wholesome, and heartwarming

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

song fuckin sucks but 11 year old me definitely would’ve crame to that fs

[@JimothyBridgemont]

Fan from Utah right here boys, we exist.

[@cloudbloom]

Hilarious watching this now, at the start matt says he's going to cure his deviated septum on his own but now we know his quack medicine didn't work and he had to get surgery🤣

[@CTB2580]

6:32 so funny the part about Radio and Rudy 😂

[@richardgarcia9014]

Love this ep

[@paulfroelich1024]

One of the all time great casts.

[@BendmeovrNick]

Hot cast

[@despizedicon]

Yeah best performance all year, killed it.

[@Digitalpapii]

8 am , I was indeed mr cool last night. matt got me bussin out the eucalyptus oil

[@TheRealToadfishRebecchi]

Shane you need to find that bullying article about you for the Dawgz. Lmao

[@shawnbradford2243]

Love on the spectrum is absolutely the best

[@andimjennifer2260]

I would fucking love to go on a date and the first thing he say is "Have you heard of the Comanche?"

[@matguerra333]

My Injun name is Erection that never happens.

[@CarlosEatsBurgers]

Matt Mccusker is such a fucking genius ahead of his time

[@containercore6832]

Praise unto the dawgz

[@undercoverhustler37]

Nose has got some miles on it for the year that’s for sure

[@jordanzothegreat8696]

This is matt mckusker at his most legendary

[@tim9817]

The “kid was like chum” had me dying

[@DarthTanna47]

What we do in the shadows hella ya 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

[@whalenjam5294]

Dude, that piece is insane. Shout out Riggins. Shout out Bonfire.

[@freethink2303]

Crackle crackle

[@davidjacquez2244]

Crackle Crackle

[@yurpndurpnslurpn]

Crackle Shatkle

[@ladedade23Blunticus]

This comment didn't age well.

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

@@ladedade23Blunticuswhy

[@jareds1609]

this might be the best episode

[@redbluegreen1062]

Damn the drivers reacting to the shirt dude were all right.

[@T4YT0R]

Buster Douglas, Columbus legend!

[@haikat4]

Wish I was into MSSP during this golden age before Shane entered the mainframe