ep 310- RIP Cleveland

[@quinnohquinnoh]

Shane mentions his mom wants a pool, few years later the big dawg came through for momma

[@AllHandlesTaken91]

Lol for sure you might say Shane had a real Manifest Destiny

[@Nunya7211]

@@AllHandlesTaken91-_- high ass

[@MagickMusic999]

@@Nunya7211 i mean he manifested destiny .......

[@atbmob]

The teacher that let Shane ride off that math test absolutely rules. RIP MR. Malinowski 🙏🏿

[@chrismenezes]

And even the teacher that taught matt guitar and told him he would pass him if he just stopped disrupting class hahahah

[@mozeeyyy]

i come back to this periodically cause you guys with butterly is one of the best combos ever and need him on again

[@aust_barrett]

“He called me gay, he hit me with the kryptonite”🤣🤣

[@braddavis4472]

I think Shan is going to blow up here in the next couple of years the more people in Hollywood find out about him. I think he is one the funniest and most creative comedian around.

[@WalkingPaceWP]

Idk if you know, but he was cancelled from Hollywood when he got fired by SNL. fyi

[@braddavis4472]

@@WalkingPaceWP Yeah I'm aware, but he is doesn't need Hollywood to be famous.

[@oliverpalmer6696]

You were right my friend

[@illuminati5160]

​@@braddavis4472 if he doesn't need Hollywood then what's the point of your comment?

[@Machinist-wf1iw]

⁠​⁠@@illuminati5160Hollywood Is a saying for being famous .

[@lukegalbreath7643]

matt bringing up the CAT tests in elementary school is hysterical to me. i scored very high in first grade no joke.. now i listen to this podcast lol

[@benl5341]

How did we end up here

[@nathanaelmorales760]

@@benl5341seems it’s bound to be regardless of circumstances we were made to be here 😂

[@mini_mozzer]

i scored very high in 8th grade, then i burnt out halfway thru highschool and now im here

[@justinlast2lastharder749]

I had straight A's and top 1 Percentile Standardized Testing in California (Star Testing). Then they started counting homework and I failed every class from 5th grade onward. Dropped out in Sophomore Year...now, 20 years later, I'm a 3.86 GPA Computer Science Student at ASU's Fulton School of Engineering. And I both listen to this podcast AND respond to old comments.

[@lukegalbreath7643]

@@justinlast2lastharder749 respond to old comments lol i love it

[@RealKlausSchwab]

I love trying to find the source for the title of the pod. It's hilarious everytime. RIP Cleveland.

[@some-replies]

I love how much shane says wigger. Haven't heard someone called a wigger since 2011

[@Fish-fz8bt]

Started on patreon, finish all the pods, decided to join youtube even tbough i dispise google. Did it for the dawgs!

[@HaileyHdokenHarmon]

@49:42 "Sorry sir, I was just so focused on turning that shithole into a parking lot." In fucking tears. *Epic episode.*

[@JohnSmith-jz4pk]

Epic? These guys complain about “white guilt” sooo much it’s annoying

[@salladss]

​@@JohnSmith-jz4pkthey really don't, you need to not

[@natepeterson6410]

@JohnSmith-jz4pk are you listening to the same podcast we’re listening to? Matt and Shane are the last people to ever talk about their white guilt hahhaha

[@TheGlobalForce]

Lol funny listening to these early episodes where Matt just RAILROADS others while they're trying to speak. 😂

[@crd88918]

this is new testament

[@YeetmanSkeetman]

@@crd88918it may be new test but still an earlier episode.

[@ye6984]

You kinda have to in podcasting, its just funny that his friends tolerate it cause he's insane and will deliver for the podcast

[@verynice210]

Would love to see a highlight video showing all of Matt's genius ideas. From dong wax (and the skin rash it lead to) all the way up to taping his mouth while he sleeps.

[@merlinlearned6796]

Great idea!! Unlike the tape. That can’t be safe right?

[@maybemike512]

Or the paulytoon guy to make this into little animated reenactment

[@andrewwilliams9887]

Don’t forget the dong sheath

[@dimitrijekrstic7567]

​@@merlinlearned6796 google it genius, it's an actual medical practice

[@Lucky-sh1dm]

@@merlinlearned6796 tape over the mouth @ night strat is actually one of the best bandwagons Matt has jumped on. Mouth breathing destroys you lmao

[@JustTookABigDump]

Shane's hot guy laugh rules

[@user-fw8wt4qo3o]

I’m Bryson

[@mini_mozzer]

uhahahaha

[@cosmicabyss7358]

​@@user-fw8wt4qo3o Briconé*

[@randylogan4339]

It's his Guy Fieri laugh 😆

[@mr-sj6kd]

Best cast out there... Never have so few done so much for so many

[@benzoadonethc1685]

Amen!

[@SLUGGAGE]

Arnan

[@SLUGGAGE]

Blast fools in the red dawn

[@SLUGGAGE]

Squeaker down the beaker

[@SLUGGAGE]

Ratchet spine catfish 🤪

[@doironjpd]

Listening to this ep while working out and almost dropped a damn barbell on my chest laughing

[@shukunfang8336]

Matt forgot(?) to mention that the rapist uncle was a high profile person in the biggest synagoge in new york, his defense lawyers kept getting funds and eventually he got the lightest punishment out of all the offenders/rapists in the story.

[@evangelionl0vr857]

I think he said he hasn't finished it, so maybe that's kinda the end of the documentary.

[@rockysmickey3797]

What’s the name of the documentary gentlemen?

[@wisdomisntfree5389]

​@@rockysmickey3797 I just searched for it using some of the details he mentioned, and I'm pretty sure he's talking about 'Capturing The Friedmans'. Gonna have to watch it soon

[@rockysmickey3797]

@@wisdomisntfree5389 excellent work dawg! I shall also watch this

[@mattacostaguitar4048]

@@rockysmickey3797it’s called “rewind” it’s on KZbin

[@mr.sentimentvalidator9968]

I vote Gillis funniest man alive.

[@mystatamiaj]

It’s effortless He’s different for real

[@caulinwilson3620]

​@@mystatamiaj the riff God.

[@elarr8733]

There should be a patch for anyone who didn't skip any of Matt's movie review.

[@benzoadonethc1685]

i said, wow, what a great cast

[@yurpndurpnslurpn]

How great is our god? And whoa matt u giving timestamps? Shout out to the shaman

[@blackadam3761]

I heard Dog Girl is now making like 10k$ a month, we're all garbage.

[@Johnny1.0]

Is there a dog boy? If not we gotta jump on that asap

[@slikrick5857]

john melia I don’t think that works in reverse bro

[@blackadam3761]

@@Johnny1.0 I'm sure that's on a different type of website. Her patreon alone puts her technically in the 1% income bracket. A semi 6 that's acts like a dog is making more $ than most people in the country and I'm not sure how to feel about humanity at this point. Plus, millionaires are most likely paying her under the table for "private interactions”. A lot of her content is taking place in ridiculously expensive houses and shit so I'm sure she has a string of sugar daddys paying her straight caaaaaaaaash to make content at their homes.

[@blackadam3761]

A lot of these tic tock and Instagram influencers make hella $ from stuff you don't see, fucking and dancing for rich dudes off camera is a major part of their wealth.

[@blackadam3761]

@Connor L god damn I feel this.

[@woodchuckmarmalade7878]

3rd Grade Matt mouthbreathing is the most hilarious thing ever.

[@boosh90]

Sleeves CAKED in snot

[@MikeRainey]

"The Dudley Boys were coming' in there?" hahahaha

[@blackadam3761]

”DeVon, get the table!”

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

Just like the table... that kid got split in two.

[@defme01]

Matt and Shane. Best 'cast going! Shout out Riggins, Slammin' Sarah, Fart Mcgwire.

[@jameswalker5053]

RIP Pippa

[@Blakesmusic72826]

Love snigger

[@MAGACUNTREEEEEEE]

The first minute and a half killed me 😂

[@rolandc2344]

You boys are the best but who in the hell runs your sound every episode the gain and volume are off. Whomever is running sound doesn't realize they are different parameters.

[@Danielfucks69]

Roland C this 100%. Way too much gain. Like 80% too much hahah

[@rolandc2344]

@@Danielfucks69 it's almost every sode. It's such an easy fix. Better board. Compresser, maybe even an inline boost if you're lazy. So many options hahaha

[@jamescarlisle4109]

It's lamaire

[@stimpsonkat1653]

gain staging!

[@fuckcensorship69]

I dig it

[@earfboy2146]

I’d love nothing more than to call Shane fat but the Bull appears to be slimming down

[@workinghands1344]

Bless the bull

[@timmartin3380]

Those pelaton sessions must be paying off.

[@empowermph]

..shoutout to Matt reversing the curse, all is well & forgiven, we're back

[@CameronForbes]

Butterly with the best line of the cast 49:48

[@dondemarco3246]

incredibly strong episode

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

Really love this podcast, glad to see it growing. Keep up the great work fellas 🙏

[@ChrisHampton-c5d]

As a parent of a third grader we recently moved from a city to a rural, mainly white town and I can say, without a shadow of a doubt, 3rd graders can definitely be racist.

[@Daniel-tq1cc]

Shout out all the dawgs

[@robcow897]

Thanks dawg I needed the boost

[@johnmcdaniel1058]

Do they ever turn the salt lamp on?

[@HAMMERTOAD]

For the paytch episodes they do. Throw a buck to the dawgs.

[@seanflynn781]

This is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks

[@R.J.MacReady1982]

Shane is just like me with cheating in school. That story of him stealing the medical emergency kids test while he's getting dragged out is fucking amazing and relatable to me.

[@redpalace2494]

Thanks for helping second shift fly by. You guys rock.

[@Johnny1.0]

Omw home from 15 hrs of underground pipe hell!

[@redpalace2494]

Damn. God bless. Stay safe.

[@Johnny1.0]

@@redpalace2494 You too brother!

[@hptylr]

Hell yeah Butterly!

[@SqueeJ93]

The one and only Tum Buttery

[@laurafromga5875]

Butterly has slimmed way down, looking like a snack!

[@malachidk8849]

Crying laughing in this episode 🤣 they should be clinical mushroom trip guides

[@BurntToast422]

Why they call Matt the shaman

[@poon_don]

The Nazis blowing up a sad Tom Hanks's submarine breakfast sandwich is hilarious. I need to watch this movie

[@fallenabr7654]

49:25 this is a great skit idea, the teacher looking at the test with an overlay of 9/11 and Iraq has me rolling laughing

[@skiptoacceptancemdarlin]

A man, when presented with greatness, turns his hat around backwards and hunkers down to listen to the masters.

[@mr-sj6kd]

1:06:00 RIP Cleveland

[@zg9445]

I’ll admit that I also occasionally have dreams where I’m standing over the toilet and I let out a few drops before I wake up and cut it off… when it happened as a little kid I would sometimes let a quart or two out for the same reason 😭😭😭

[@blitzu_1]

Damn noah should get a raise for that social media slight

[@jasonmunoz1176]

Sometimes I cannot listen to this fucking podcast on my phone speaker crazy conversations 🤦🏽😅

[@mozeeyyy]

lol fr 😂

[@knoxynyr87]

You listen to this without headphones??? That’s like going to hoooor house without a condom

[@WilliamWetlipsfromWisconsin]

​@@knoxynyr87every god damn day

[@cammaxwell8013]

Lolol jumping into this podcast at 27:29 was a bit jarring.

[@slikrick5857]

Shane can’t lose weight. He’s gotta keep that wagon body.

[@jeremytillman3567]

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

[@nuckels188]

He's a mechanicsburg 10

[@TG-ch8gu]

Alright when Shane started singing cheeseburger in paradise I lost it

[@nicksonnier5895]

Summer loving had me in tears dawg

[@bawngtheripper]

This shits crack man i was feeling like shit now im dying laughing😂😂

[@sethjoyner391]

Matt is finally getting shredded again

[@NunzioBustacucci]

Gay

[@codywearsoxnot]

GAY

[@Mr_Pickles_]

Came for Paimon, stayed for the Hot Guy House

[@spencerjinks6381]

11:45 aged like fine wine

[@wasnt_it]

Shane is funny but Matt is kind of a white Luis Gomez

[@wyattrussell7496]

The shaman does coke magic? So sick.

[@tysonhalfacre8314]

Oh yea

[@moze-x]

Get a freaking audio limiter!

[@squidincsquid]

furreal dawgs, learn Stream Labs OBS.

[@darrelldarrell8168]

I think Lamaire handles all of that so don't hold your breath

[@moze-x]

darrell darrell producers don’t use headphones or compose shots now. My mistake

[@continuousminer]

I cant believe they have let the audio incompetence go on so long...

[@GeneralBlorp]

FR it's called audio gating I believe and it's a setting in OBS...

[@MrLazyEyes]

shane channeling sam hyde big time.

[@mtchll_chndlr]

I think they were hanging out recently

[@NunzioBustacucci]

Gay now?

[@ryabryab4428]

Love Tim

[@mattkirby994]

Peace Bonfire... The Dawgs are barking

[@spiralbones]

That's where I'm at. Just about given up.

[@cameronsnyder1246]

I'm a proud dork but I would always hook the homies up with answers.

[@jesseemmett22]

lol double spit take in the first 3 mins. you know its gonna be a cracking eppie!

[@Meatfractals]

Love the time stamps #dawgfam

[@vich3359]

Shane's tik tok moves are 🔥🔥

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

It's actually good to shower after a flight because it washes off the radiation you take on from being that high in the atmosphere

[@sandworm9528]

I'm too dumb to know if this is a joke

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

@@sandworm9528 its real bruv haha wild shit huh

[@tylerwinkler8590]

Was that a documentary on the McPoyle family from always sunny Matt was describing?

[@workinghands1344]

Matt is a true ALPHA 🙏🏼

[@dudeimarobot]

Woooo dadmeat!

[@deebop3539]

Awesome teacher.

[@kleitproductions6184]

“Club car” is the spacey club, spent my whole summer going there this year. Didn’t get my sick grabbed once 😔

[@eduardogutierrez6801]

Looks like someone was a bit of a chubby child😂😂

[@ShaneKelley207]

hail paimon

[@plnkfloydian7814]

Breathing through the nose promotes breathing using your entire diaphragm starting from the stomach and up to the chest. You get more oxygen into your system per breath therefore making energy transfer much more efficient.

[@anthonylateano1036]

Imagine listening to this one outloud at a job site lmao

[@Tooliar]

56:40 Matt was right... once again

[@BRILLiantMindzMedia666]

Didn’t Mullen tag you in that post with the fake bomb threat?

[@m1g0t0]

Dude, no joke about Hollywood, especially back in the day. If you're young they treat you like a trampoline.

[@lilkafkaf]

Does anyone know the name of the documentary Matt was talking about?!?

[@nicholasgeere5125]

You ever figure it out

[@lilkafkaf]

@@nicholasgeere5125 nope!

[@nicholasgeere5125]

@@lilkafkaf I just found it, it's called rewind

[@lilkafkaf]

@@nicholasgeere5125 thank you, friend!

[@knoxynyr87]

Flight 91 Lmao Matt’s confidence is unparalleled

[@Nunya7211]

And yours is clearly nonexistent 😂 y r u obsessed with wishing matt was dumb? He clearly isnt

[@merfymac]

This recorded before the LoS episode?

[@PrussianFrost]

We wuz kangs

[@sirynlove1]

What does “OL” mean? At 17:45 matt says that shane tries to “pull an OL out of me”

[@andrews6517]

Over the line

[@sirynlove1]

Andrew S thanks!!

[@squidincsquid]

Its Off Limits

[@andrews6517]

Ah word

[@sirynlove1]

Squid Inc oh haha that makes sense.. thanks!

[@DaZese]

About to clock out and cruise around listening to two quality DAWGZ

[@treybrown3798]

How great is our gods?

[@JimmyDShea]

Shane’s “TOK” was so great

[@cucklord8622]

i love the big dawgs......... but whens a small dawg gonna upload that patreon content

[@bossHogOG]

Anyone monitoring the audio output? It’s blown out. Sounds like shit.

[@Johnny1.0]

Come awn nah!

[@MelissaAnn420]

5:30 for Matt’s Spit Take

[@CuriRa]

RIP Gangsta Boo

[@brencelt]

there's a Reason ppl with name's like 'lemaire' don't produce podcasts

[@jsp7218]

God, Matt makes a great point. Boy Bands dressed exactly like R&B groups & white ppl loved it. White teen boys wearing Timbs, baggy South pole jeans, a wife beater, platinum chains and a fur coat. Hilarious

[@palepalejon]

Shout out SHEETZ Nation

[@alexpunch3ll0]

Damn Tim is looking fuckin good ass hell, hell yeah dude get shredded

[@GotstandardsDiamondNedFlanders]

53:33 ; Bro! Facts! The guys that make those sandcastle bamboo houses are The Shit!

[@anthonywandowicz8084]

Beatles wrote there own shit and very few covers

[@bojmir7115]

damn, Tim looking jacked as ever

[@Millor001]

had a dream where you're living in a fallen dystopian state? Bro......

[@scott96999]

Legendary intro

[@tomakoman]

SODTAOE!!

[@jacobshahin2017]

Great camera work guys

[@tbs4liiife]

Matt is absolutely hilarious