Matteo Lane Gives Advice (FULL SHOW)

[@madelinemethvin3351]

I love that Matteo has taken control of the trajectory of his career & hasn’t waited for streaming platforms to pick up a special - his brand of authenticity, humor, and quick-witted style draws the kinds of people that become life long fans that will support him and his work. Keep doin’ you boo, can’t wait to see where you go 🥂

[@cloud__99]

So true! From the first time I’ve seen him I was thinking he was gonna go places. And now he actually has a Hulu special coming out too!

[@carveylover]

​@@cloud__99 I was just going to mention this!

[@carveylover]

He has said that he credits Andrew Shulz(sp/is that his last name?) with how things are going. He wasn't selling tickets he almost quit comedy. He tried selling a special to Netflix( the first one he released here), and they said absolutely not! So Andrew told him to cut up the special, make it into clips, and put them on Tik Tok/shorts/reels. He did that, and he said it changed everything. I am so happy he didn't quit. He is a delight to watch.

[@sheefree]

So true! Matteo is a real gem. He's def got a true fan in me! ❤

[@Nick_de_Vos]

Special is coming on HULU in May 2025 🎉❤

[@ordinarysuperstar672]

I love how everything is connected in each of these advice shows. the cinematic mateoverse is crazy

[@HEEHEE661]

Fr tho. When the guy said "Jersey City" I actually gasped💀

[@hotdoggington6962]

Matteo, Nick, and Ugwum need a show NOW

[@xoJennyyox]

Next episode of I Never Liked You, Ugwum guest stars!

[@cocazade7703]

In Jersey!

[@anitatimmons9525]

OMG I almost choked laughing at your comment damn that would be so hilarious also imagine Nick being Jersey .🤣🤣🤣

[@queazeproductions]

I wanna book a table at olive garden for them

[@manilkasheran2934]

Is that short for "Ugly Woman"? you it was on the tip of his tongue, but Matteo is a better person than I am!

[@FallacyBites]

I love that Peter and spouse had no idea who matteo was, which means they had absolutely No Idea that matteo can SING

[@FuzzyBSMcgee]

“grindr is famous for non sociopaths right?” had me WEAK 😂

[@josephrojas9097]

The way the mom said “London, ONTARIO” like “we’re not trans-Atlantic rich.”

[@natetetreault4964]

Peter, you better appreciate the F out of being serenaded by Matteo! haha

[@orphic.marxman]

this comment has some bitter ex energy and I honestly love it hahaha

[@silasogilwy1396]

Matteo "YOU ARE THE MISTRESS?!" Another Audience Member: "Love that 👏"

[@Chelleyshall]

“Why’d you block my friend on Grindr?” Took me out!😂😂😂

[@FasterJodie]

It was a stressful week and I really need a laugh. Thank you Matteo.

[@tbrooke327]

YESSS the giggles we need after a rough week!

[@anitatimmons9525]

I know I truly needed this so much .Please Matteo make us all laugh for the next 4 horrible yrs . The only solace I have is knowing he can never run ever ever again. phew

[@rydbthatsme]

@@anitatimmons9525 yes but with the Red controlling everything now you get Vance til 2032 lol buckle up peaches

[@AGal4896]

Amen!!

[@gingerleamcwow435]

​@@anitatimmons9525 oh, good grief. You already lived through 4 years with him in charge and NOTHING BAD HAPPENED. Cope harder 🤣🙄

[@anitatimmons9525]

@@gingerleamcwow435 I honestly try to cope harder every day with my life lets get that clear . He Did Nothing Bad tell that to the Million people who passed from covid . What about Jan 6th ??? Oh & his 34 felony charges / his r@pe charges of Ms. Carrol do I need to keep going ????? His one rally where he said he loves Women & will take care of them whether they like it or not . Awesome that triggered my PTSD I was at 8 memories of r@pe , because of that comment & him winning . On election night major flashback now I am up to 10 memories . So tell me again to cope harder. Would you say that to your own Mother if she has been through what I have been through be honest ?????? I`m done I will not be responding after this comment. I hope you have a Happy Thanksgiving or don`t.

[@lizcoddington4421]

I love that Matteo stopped to ask both birthday ppl their name before singing and then never sang the line with their name either time 😂

[@Studycase3000]

By the end Matteo was like, I don't care if ANY of you had fun. I'M going to leave here and talk about ALL of you messes, for at least the next two fkn weeks! 😂

[@geoffeggs]

Better than anything on Netflix

[@CarolinePax]

Better than *everything on Netflix 😊

[@JBizzle80]

Truest words of the day!

[@duckiej05]

Facts

[@mertsenin]

Exactly

[@FreeTimeFeats]

Politely disagree but fun to think about.

[@mikedc5923]

Matteo: Did he say right away "I've never done this before." Every Gay Guy: Don't they always

[@taxidancing87]

I think you being multilingual makes your shows so much more amazing! ✨ "He's from Naples and he doesn't have a problem with gays" 😂 I cracked up

[@codyditchfield2977]

the fact everytime his longer specials/episodes come out, they are truly an event in my household!

[@dakotac180]

Yaaay I needed to stop crying thank you Matteo! Comedy is needed right now.

[@TCt83067695]

Crying?

[@rydbthatsme]

@@TCt83067695 yes some of these unhinged clowns be crying cause they think the world is ending because the media has told them it is, it's quite hysterical tbh lol

[@GaiaGalaxy420]

Same girl same...😢 breakups suck! Are you okay?

[@dignature123]

Same....

[@torturedalex13]

The full circle moment at the end 😂😂

[@sahilsonawale387]

It was so funny 😂😂

[@alfredbonnabel7022]

Always a pleasure to see Matteo and his humor.

[@Bun800]

I haven't watched Matteo in so long, I'm so happy to see a new Advice special!

[@carveylover]

Wait! What! I wasn't expecting a new special until later this year. I am happy you got a deal with Hulu but I also like these crowd work specials. You are so quick on your feet.

[@izzytizzy1153]

In a community that’s not known for its compassion, Matteo has a tremendous amount of empathy and kindness for people. He has the comedic skills to do callbacks to audience members he’d spoken to previously, but that’s also a skil that people who are considerate and thoughtful to others have. I love his style of comedy, he doesn’t have any problems making himself the butt of a joke, and he can give people a little shit as well, and make it hilarious. Matteo isn’t just an amazing comedian, he’s also a really kind individual who is very comfortable with himself. I wish I’d met more guys like him when I came out.

[@DuskTheBard]

"in a community that's not known for its compassion" my guy please listen to the words I'm about to type: find better friends. This isn't a conclusion you arrived at overnight and it's colored by the people you surround yourself with. Find better friends.

[@izzytizzy1153]

@ I did, just that most of my buddies are straight.

[@clovertran]

@@DuskTheBardI think he meant the comedy world 😅

[@Namite0001]

@@clovertran didn't get this til now lolol

[@matthinton19]

Are you queer feminist?

[@kenburns8721]

"NOW, we're at brunch! See, this is how it works." I'm glad to see the pieces of this all put together in a special! I think Matteo's next tour should be called, CAN YOU... IMAGINE? 💚

[@kbapt213]

As a lifelong Texan, I must say that you nailed the Church of Texas Christ pretty accurately.

[@elizabethpayne53]

Smiling for an hour straight! So needed that right now, thank you Matteo.😅

[@josefinajordan1997]

These hour long videos have been SO helpful to listen to while studying, you have no idea. My brain gets the work done, and I laugh my ass off. Thks man!!

[@Cellardoor_]

I needed this today lmao thanks for the upload.

[@emilyisgreat808]

Matteo your impressions are SPOT ON ! crack me up everytimeeeeeee

[@MixItUpABit]

What can happen when we all collectively manifest.

[@rickywinthrop]

Bukkake?

[@johnnie543]

Hugh Jackman?

[@sheepsclothing100]

I was ready to watch the Advice Special for the third time cause I just needed the vibes, and its so lovely to be suprised with a new one!

[@YouHadMeAtMoonPie]

“Now we’re at brunch. See, this is how this works.”

[@cvsken]

This was absolutely phenomenal! I could not stop laughing. Mateo, you are so quick-witted and have a great repoire with your audiences. The references back to previous audience members was just great. You deserve a Netflix special. Thank you so much for the laughter, especially following a rough post-election week.

[@Laughely_Hand]

As a child who grew up using funny voices to make people laugh, Matteo Lane and Dan Soder are some of my favourites.

[@MrMarkOlson]

Mateo, it is truly wonderful to see this show in its full form. Unless those were audience plants, you are a true genius and a true comedy genius. BRAVO!!

[@pantitapalittapongarnpim1581]

What I love about Matteo's Advice series is how much it feels like sitting down with your gay friend for your biweekly get-together and have him absolutely roast you for your life choices. It's amazing.

[@kath1626]

Much needed escapism. ❤

[@itmustbeAD]

your crowd work is always insane and hilarious. love when you get to show off your singing chops, too. i saw you in nyc last year at the cellar and you made me laugh my ass off. so happy you’re continuing to kill it

[@foxjacket]

Matteo, please do a show where you do some.matchmaking. You did it one time with a woman and a finance bro I think. We need more of that. Gabrielle was a missed opportunity! Where to find hot men who aren't sociopaths? How about at your show? 😂 I love your accents and languages and singing!

[@Koshrocreations]

Maybe the italian man wanted to date Matteo? "Italian who go to the gym and sings"?

[@ZachMiltz]

Love it, Matteo! Got me hootin' and hollerin over here

[@ellesea123]

This was perfect! Thank you for the full video. I need to try and stay in my happy bubble, and you are a huge part of it! ❤ I loved hearing Chris laughing in the background. ❤🎉😊

[@kraytard]

you can hear the Chicago when he says "Go ahead" 😂 no way to phonetically spell that one

[@haydensnethkamp1]

“Hes from Texas” unfortunately lady thats not a religion 😂

[@LatinaKamilla]

As an attractive trans woman it’s INSANE the amount of people I’ve blocked on dating apps. Tinder, Taimi, and I tried Grindr but that’s so trashy I can’t 😂 but yea, because I choose to be open guys immediately go to sex or get aggressive or they got possessive quickly after dating. Like I went on two dates with a guy and liked him enough and he literally said he needed to talk to me after eating and he told me he would tell me in the car (like I’m a child) and he said he went through my IG and found a picture of me (fully clothed btw) taking a picture with a guy in my photo from YEARS ago. The gag was it wasn’t even on my own Instagram!!! It was one of my best GAY friends!!! Like what’s up with straight guys getting possessive with gay men 😂 are they idiots?!! Anyways, I’m so over dating. It’s literally exhausting.

[@scottishsamba]

Thank you @matteolanecomedy ! This wonderfully funny video will give us the much needed comic relief that we all need at the moment around the globe. Sending you love from across the pond. ❤

[@somerset6646]

72 year old straight grandmother and I love Matteo.

[@Sean-q1b]

The best 54 minutes in recent months !!!! Mateo is genius. Plz do more of this

[@xpresso_joe]

Love these advice shows.

[@thegreatgambeeno]

It was my birthday yesterday. Sing to me, Fitness Mario!

[@mariannatatarska1140]

FITNESS MARIO!? I'M DYING IT'S FUNNIER THAN FIRST 5 MINUTES

[@swimcalgal]

I love this guy. Matteo, your humor makes my day!😂❤❤❤

[@plzgentlyfxxkoff]

oh my, this is by far one of the best standup I've ever watched!!!!!!!!! I laughed my ass off literally

[@jbaby362]

The immediacy with which Dewey got the axe sends me 😂

[@C_M_R]

The funniest thing about this special … the typos in the captions. 😄

[@lilhutch44]

There is someone who’s got the loudest best laugh in the background and you can really here it come out when Matteo does the lesbian impression and says “I make my own water”. It’s the kind of laugh that added so much to the show! 43:28

[@alexblakney4860]

"In New Jersey" is diabolical 😂 Leave us alone please!

[@heighbeut99]

I love how your lesbian voice sounds like Cher 😂😂😂

[@smiche12]

Matteo, you make my day so much better.

[@maggiet644]

I love how he makes himself laugh! 😅

[@LanceCorporalKitty]

This was absolutely excellent! Thank you Matteo ❤❤❤

[@xuxu3703]

A full new special!!! I can't believe it!!!! Love your comedy

[@sharonpaulsen5884]

SMART standup! Bravo! Love all the vids as well on your channel ❤❤❤

[@Agent_Carter]

Couldn’t click fast enough!!! Love you Matteo!!

[@queazeproductions]

Another banger. Thanks a million, Matteo!

[@Tygermetal]

I love watching the constant battle between his comedic instincts and his gayness fighting for the joke/ response.

[@familiarstranger9617]

dude, that pianist is so high at the shooting of this special I think he might be experiencing it in the future

[@stardustbuilt]

Well now I’ve got my plans for Sunday morning figured out 🍿

[@foxjacket]

Ruined post-sex glow - that was bad advice to tell her to just dismiss it. Her bf was being dumb about the fact that she had a past. It's definitely a red flag. Hopefully she didn't listen to you understanding this is a comedy show

[@aaronreagan2225]

You're hilarious. My wife and I love you. I hope you come to Ithaca sometime. Keep up the great work.

[@pegasusbs6237]

If you've ever seen Epic The Musical i just got soooo many pancake based flashbacks 😭

[@masonjar1405]

THE FULL CIRCLE MOMENT AT THE END WAS CRAZY

[@SABATORdoesSTUFF]

Lmao i was looking for the full show just now😂😂

[@angelafranklin2267]

I swear, I just love Matteo! He's so talented❤❤😂

[@tomnarr]

ive been waiting for this!!

[@jadeyarrowjuntunen6258]

He's UNHINGED and I love it

[@xoJennyyox]

Gabriel 13:20 I have the SAME question!!!! The 3 of us should plan a trip (back) to Sicily 🤣

[@achillesakanga117]

What if the British guy and Matt are seeing the same jersey guy😅😅😅😅😅. We need Ugwum to confirm this stat😂😂😂😂we need more specials🎉🎉🎉

[@anitatimmons9525]

OMG I was thinking the same how freakin hilarious you know that was the first thing that popped into Matteo`s head .😂😂😂

[@achillesakanga117]

@anitatimmons9525 walahi it's my head canon . This has truly made my day 🎉

[@AZJuno]

Great crowd work. You made me laugh so hard 😂 Thank you

[@TalesOfAtonement]

Love you, Matteo 🎉 We all really needed this, Babe..

[@horus808]

Matteo is such a treasure ❤ hope you can visit Manila soon

[@mattlamb1086]

Thanks for all the laughs! So talented ❤

[@davescarzo]

Thank you, Matteo. We love you sir.

[@robynvanhorn]

The British dirty talk 😂

[@ineedmyhat]

God Bless Matteo and Soder (for introducing me to Matteo) And I can't forget Nick ❤ that glorious big pup.

[@dalepetersen6533]

This dude is so talented! One of my favorites!! Gay dudes are inherently funny!!!

[@gavinwilliams6948]

yessss a new special!!!! i’ve rewatched all the other ones countless times love that i’m getting some more content ❤❤ love you matteo i hope to see you live one day

[@gavinwilliams6948]

Okay wait it’s the same one… fuck it I’ll still watch it

[@thebeebz9511]

much funnier than "The two of you simply aren't compatible" x12

[@melsuzhen]

Matteo, I don't know you, but I adore you! Thank you for the laughs!! 😂😂😂

[@nataliecolombo4914]

What a brilliant surprise on a Sunday evening!

[@MiriamLank]

Thank you so much for the laughs!

[@sheacampbell5019]

I love Matteo my friend saw him when he came through my part of the USA and now I know next time he is coming through I will be going!! Much love ❤️

[@Babyshoes777]

“We make our own water” took me out 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tiffanymorgan1059]

The guy doing improv and crowd work for an hour making fun of improv was one of the parts I laughed the most 🤣

[@MRVSKIN]

Absolutely brilliant. That went by so quick.

[@FREAKout59]

You are my top 3 for a couple of years now, love you and thanks for uploading this show ❤❤

[@flauschekugel2821]

love ur crowd work!

[@christinamcdonald801]

👏🏼👏🏼 per favore vieni a Los Angeles to do an advice special!!!

[@HughReeves]

I had to stop listening to this because I was walking through a hospital with my headphones in, and I kept laughing and spitting and making people stare at me.

[@darkwindsage]

His style is so great I love these specials!

[@WillowRosenberg7]

The part with 'Francesca is the issue' had me rolling. 😂 He's right. 😅😉

[@ZCdmnck]

I enjoy this interaction that Matteo does with the audience. Great