Matteo Lane Roasts Date My Mom (Insane MTV Show)

[@Falungongshow]

I genuinely hope Janet is doing well. She seemed like a normal mom who somehow wandered into an MTV shoot

[@orielwiggins2225]

Exactly

[@JSFalco]

Agreed

[@miasma1718]

"car hop that's interesting, my son's a slut!" i died

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Can we have a ‘Date My Mom’ parody with Nick and Matteo’s Mom? 😂

[@TearLilyd]

Yes! 😂❤

[@sophien1487]

What a brilliant idea! I would die of laughter though 🤣

[@citahworldtrade9956]

@@PokhrajRoy. THIS!!!!!

[@Aurorabc2209]

Omg please! You both said that Nick needs to get out there....

[@addisonsani1552]

Seeing Nick have lunch with Matteo's mom and order something like plain noodles would kill me

[@Pricey_AU]

“He doesn’t have goals. He just kinda, he sets up dinosaurs in the back yard and he pretends to be the biggest one.” I laughed so hard I woke up my housemate 😂

[@FuzzyBSMcgee]

The “ghetto” acting of mom #2 made me remember how rough it was to being gay & black in the early 2000s

[@jlshel42]

Fo’shizzle

[@Quiteinfamous]

@@jlshel42bro 😂😂😂

[@MaxOakland]

I can't even comprehend what she thought she was doing. It's insane

[@pdruiz2005]

She thought she was being hip and cool because she was on MTV, where all the cool kids are. Lol. She’s a literal parody of the “cool mom” in the movie “Mean Girls.”

[@MolaNews]

I can relate so far as my opinions on gays around the 00s compared to them now. A lot has changed. Mainly, I'm no longer ignorant of the fact that sexuality doesn't mean much outside of the bedroom. I try hard not to have preconceptions. I am a 47-year-old straight white male so take that for what it's worth.

[@jbaby362]

The normal mom being thrown by everything and trying to just get through it for her son is so sweet

[@kratosdad1760]

Ikr i thought the same thing, she seemed so genuine

[@jessjess23brooks89]

I can't believe they made sweet Janet wear that insensitive hat. She doesn't even know what it meanssss 😭😂

[@Littlebigtime]

I don't think I realized how insane these shows were watching them as a 14 year old.

[@nicanonymus2491]

Right? I thought the exact same thing after I saw this! 😂😂

[@Lauren.marie4321]

Same

[@Evilskyworshippers]

Watching at 9 was...life changing

[@tnate6004]

"She's literally the Barefoot Contessa. They're in a Krispy Kreme parking lot." Oh, Matteo - I love you so much.

[@Fairywind92]

that hair is a lego piece

[@Athandatu]

😂😂😂

[@Guevon_Pajaro]

EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY, lol! star trek wig, more like LEGO HAIR🤣

[@smag5689]

Great minds!

[@lstockton8468]

Truly! It's giving Star Trek Vulcan hairpiece🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Who.is.Batman]

Be nice! Matteo spent a lot of money on those plugs!

[@fabianpantoja5325]

Mom: "My ass hurts!" Mateo: 👁👄👁

[@zanpakutoman4225]

Contestant 2: ...Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera? Matt: Christina Aguilera. Contestant 2: Cause Christina Aguilera...OOF! Matt: 👁👄👁

[@bridgez04]

2:10

[@willsx2]

Between Matteo's reaction and Chris's background laughing, I honestly couldn't keep it together .Love both of you guys 💗

[@sophien1487]

Same! I need more of this amazing content. I am hooked 😂

[@Mirakulus9]

The first guy's hair is straight-up Amanda Bynes from She's the Man, when she was wearing the wig to pose as her brother 😂

[@jlshel42]

That’s it!!

[@alinachrist8416]

Yes!! I was thinking exactly that

[@kaylinsmith6921]

Janet is a gem. Bless her.

[@jklingeroo77]

ALL OF THEM. DO. ALL. OF. THE. SHOWS.

[@sowhatnow7491]

The hair is def giving Vulcan. He saw T’Pol and thought “yes”

[@InvisiblerApple]

I was thinking he looks like Zac Efron. I like your version better. And Malcolm Reed would be spotted with the first guy quite often ;)

[@MsLemon42]

Hard agree, I thought of T’Pol as soon as he came on screen!

[@Anne3000]

The second guy Nick looked exactly like Tucker Carlson when he pulled that face at the end! 😂

[@dorgana68]

lmao true!

[@Eviltwin531]

Thank you! I knew he reminded me of someone, I just couldn't place who (the "Wayne from Wonder Years" hair was throwing me off.)

[@afs6853]

This is exactly what I wanted to say!

[@Crooked_Rhyme]

Let's tweet him a link to the video and ask him if he was ever on MTV.

[@Anne3000]

@@Eviltwin531 Wayne from Wonder Years! Yes! 😆🤣

[@jessicabw]

This was wild.... the 2nd mother/son were absolutely terrible 😂😂😂

[@Globalastral5]

I’m surprised the mom didn’t come out in a durag

[@InvisiblerApple]

She had a cute Jennifer Grey look with an unusual voice. And then ruined it by being disgustingly white & appropriative.

[@immakitty88]

They were actually so bad they made the first mother/son seem alright. So glad there was a third choice!

[@dorgana68]

PLEASE do more Date My Mom 🤣🤣 I'm dying. lmfao 😂

[@christynnsims6986]

“The molecular level of my body has changed” sent me. 💀

[@JessicaStoddard-l7k]

Chris losing it in the background is my favorite part of these videos 🤣🤣

[@bd7628]

At the end his face with bondage dude!!! You laughed. I was laughing so hard I was crying. Omg thank you. 😂

[@alamedadanceparty]

I was laughing SO loudly I probs woke up my neighbours 😂😂😂

[@bd7628]

@@alamedadanceparty lol 😆 😂

[@BederikStorm]

They should have named the show "Second hand embarrassment", cause it IS. OMG, unhinged

[@andresspillari6551]

6:32 when the accordion came out i absolutely lost it

[@spyrex9986]

"I'm not into sex, I know that's weird" *pulls out an accordion out of nowhere* "I don't have a job, that makes me a loser" *pretends to be a dinosaur*

[@LaurelFuentes]

Same! The date was so wild I forgot about the accordion until 10:40!

[@Available_Pie9316]

That's a concertina

[@RyneMurray23]

Same 😂😂

[@Jenniferlynn6504]

The second mother.... what in the horrendous 80s catch phrases is happening? 😂😂😂😂

[@stephaniebaima6947]

I wonder if the producers were pushing it?

[@Eviltwin531]

@@stephaniebaima6947 It sounds like it with the really bad "acting." That or the only prompt she was "You're gonna be on MTV," and she defaulted a decade back to Snoop Dogg.

[@LatinaChef1986]

@@Eviltwin531She emulated Snoop Dogg a little much, perhaps 😂. Unless, she liked Doggy Televizzle. 😂

[@madelinequinn5879]

I see you were fortunate enough to miss the travesty that was the early 2000s with all these white people trying to talk like snoop dog because hip hop became mainstream and white people from the rich suburbs wanted to be cool too. It should be studied by anthropologists, it was some weird shit.

[@GuillermoSmyser]

Do all of them! Do more shows we don't remember from the 00's! These are so good!

[@jjfreedom921]

They need to bring these shows back.

[@Eviltwin531]

Oh, sadly, I remember. They are seared into my brain.

[@qqsylarpp808]

Definitely need more of this show... This was the most fucked up, hilarious roast ever. The fact that this lasted for 4 seasons is beyond insane...

[@farfle]

What???!!! 4 seasons???!!! OMG

[@EM-ru3eh]

Matteo’s horrified reactions were hilarious, and matched my own exactly! 😂

[@johnnyguy9442]

Matteo’s laugh extends my life by 2days per cackle

[@chelseawithey6840]

This was the best one yet! Definitely do more Date My Mom!!

[@felinemoonchild]

YAAAASSSSS I'm so disappointed that we can only have so many of these "Matteo Roasts [insert early 00's reality show here]" bc there are only so many shows...but Matteo if you wanted to roast the entire season, I'm here for it!

[@Ja50nkAt]

When he smacked his MOM! If I was that close with my mom I'd barf then fall into a coma.

[@Sashowindfeather]

Janet is so wholesome. I love her.

[@feelthejoy]

Imagine being asked if your son can take a big dick and being that easy going about it lol

[@0justBETHANY]

First guy is looking like if Sheldon Cooper had a baby with Howard Wolowitz from Big Bang

[@MrOmnisun]

😂

[@JamesReberry]

If I can pick up MRSA on my thigh from riding Metro, she should have been in the ICU by the end of filming.

[@MaxOakland]

I wonder how many needles she stepped on

[@breakforthechorus6230]

I definitely had a moment there where I misread Metro as Matteo and blushed a bit lmao.

[@hayleyhellbound9513]

Genuinely hope Daniel and his mom had the best lives

[@ellienorxrigby]

It’s acting

[@chi51396]

I don’t think I would’ve been able to get through this show on my own 😂 Your commentary is top notch as always

[@orielwiggins2225]

That's how I felt.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

OMG I remember some discourse around this show. Let us congregate for our Sunday MTV Mass.

[@SpinnatoElizabeth]

Honestly Matteo, any show you choose to comment on is hilarious! Back in the 00’s we didn’t give a care about what other people thought and knew comedy gold when we saw it.

[@masonedwards]

lol, I love when you do these types of videos. 😂 10:47 - I haven’t laughed so hard in a really long time. 🤣🤣🤣

[@helloduffman]

THE DIRTY FOOT HAHAHA I CANT

[@becp488]

On the WHITE car upholstery, too.

[@jlshel42]

There was a guy at my college freshman year who tried to do the whole shoeless thing. He was barred from the dining hall until he got sandals

[@tesspulido]

"The molecular level of my body has changed" 🤣🤣🤣 Yey for Janet and the two dudes who immediately hit it off ❤

[@AcuPunk]

100% need to do another Date My Mom reaction video!!! Priceless!! Wish there could be a “Where are they now” reboot 😂

[@SallyImpossible]

Once again I laughed so hard I cried, stopped breathing, and also almost peed myself. Congrats Matteo on interfering with my bodily functions. 😂

[@orielwiggins2225]

Same

[@larrylenza5940]

Your take on this stuff is amazing. Having the time of my life with your commentary! Thank you.

[@lilpjotr]

That haircut is the Vulcan chic. Pretty much all of them, AND the Romulans wear their hair that way.

[@donaldfolkers8475]

Date my Mom ... I never saw it when it was on TV ... but these recaps says everything I would have ever wanted to know about it - I'm left with the impression that you make "Date My Mom" more interesting than it was when it was on the tube. Thanks for reviving and sharing!

[@cathypiper9373]

I’m in tears from laughing so hard. I’ve never seen this show but your commentary made it a must see. Love your normal , healthy view of crazy.

[@michaelabon741]

This has brought me incredible joy 😅 feels like I just came home from 4th grade

[@ec-tj9is]

Matteo’s reactions/commentary are beyond hilarious! More “Date My Mom” please! 😂🤣😂

[@kusiciel]

15:58 Beaker from the Muppets

[@wholeselfwellness]

Omg 😂

[@Imashixdhiwari]

So this was the predecessor to MILF Manor...

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

MILF manor is much more misogynist. This is just funny.

[@AAAP-w4b]

absolutely dying with this one

[@TCt83067695]

4:40 not Chris having a whole meltdown about her feet in the background 😅

[@chelseamiller5568]

MTV just really sent their producers out and said “whatever, just film it in a field” all the time

[@Desi-Designs]

That felt like a fever dream. They really did anything in the early OOs

[@meghabyte90]

I'm in tears 😭😂💀 omfg I completely forgot about this show!!

[@kevinwalsh9704]

Matteos KZbin just shifting to a early aughts reaction channel and I’m here for it.

[@Eviltwin531]

Honestly, if he decides to do an entire MST3K type thing, I'd be fine with it.

[@CarleyGoshaw28]

11:11 that at-home Dance Dance Revolution mat just took me back💃🏼

[@jeffjauntsson]

1. Your paintings are awesome. Do more painting videos. 2. Please do some Blind Date episodes. There's plenty of gold to mine there.

[@P.dripps92]

This is wild! Before I clicked on this video, I said to myself, I don't remember this show at all and as soon as I hit play, I remember this exact episode 😂

[@SyntaxSyber]

Absolutely more of this please!

[@marianatraductoraargentina]

"date my mom" the show where you confirm moms would do ANYTHING so their kids would leave the house 😂😂😂

[@goldenpezboy1]

Definitely do more "Date My Mom" and, if time, more "Next"!

[@TiliaCordata]

Please, PLEASE do more "Date My Mom", this is the most I've laughed in a while!

[@carolineseguin-ro5vt]

So fun! I loved it, these are crazy shows! Also, I love your paintings in the background, just great.

[@RyneMurray23]

I'm the most offended by the lady putting her disgusting feet all over those leather seats 😭😂

[@taylorold6435]

Omg I used to watch these shows all the time but this episode is just unhinged 😂 I need to know what that first mom is doing now 😭

[@RyneMurray23]

The second mom and son duo were absolutely out of their minds 😂😂

[@isso84]

Matteo I know you will but please protect Chris and his giggle at all costs

[@Aemirys]

This was so unhinged! I love it!

[@MrMdiaz84]

I’m gasping like an asthmatic 😂

[@EgyptianRocker]

This series has been comedy gold, but this particular video is the best one yet. 10/10 Matteo! And the background cackles

[@aurorahlee]

Matteo you have me cackling in a train full of people, puh-lease more “Date My Mom” this was hilarious 😂

[@heyimJBD]

9:01 “silly straight woman! 🤷‍♂️” I NEED THAT AS A GIF NOW 🤣😭😭 Matteo i’m cryingggg more of these please!!

[@skyewatchesstuff]

your impressions of the mothers😭😭

[@p.g.7974]

do more of all of them!!! These are terrific and you guys have great reactions. Thanks for always making me laugh.

[@ZackariaChikh]

Matteo. You must do DISMISSED as well ! And get back to Paris for a show too 😍

[@caylalund2800]

The interpretations of the moms killed me. Please more "Date My Mom". PLEASE!

[@Globalastral5]

My friend has a “cool” mom like this. I’m not envious when it gets to the point the mom is like “Didya eat his 🕳️”

[@ScottieBeanZ]

I literally can’t breathe! Mateo has me dead ☠️

[@geoffreyblackmer]

I need you to have the courage, chutzpah, audacity, and intestinal fortitude to do a Hildi episode of Trading Spaces. I know it's not MTV but it IS of the era and it IS unhinged.

[@Tulpen23]

Yessssssss! I suggested this too!

[@XTaitoX]

It’s 2:30am and I’m giggling in my bed nonstop. Thank you so much for these reviews.

[@RandomBogey]

0:44 Of the ‘Date my mom’ episodes, that’s the one guy I remember. I’d probably remember more if I saw more episodes to jog my memory, but when I think of the show, I think of that guy

[@anniejeffers8270]

Matteo turning the color of a fucking tomato 🍅 trying to contain the rage lol This made my day 😂😂

[@citahworldtrade9956]

my eyes were very curious to what her feet looked like the minute she said her feet were her shoes .................and the next cut ..........i viewed the results and immediately caught PINK EYE!😂😂

[@lextrelex]

Jeremy is cute af… shame we don’t have more info on him. Lolz. Phenomenal video as per usual, sis~

[@scytheboivirtual]

We need to protect Janet at all costs

[@applesandmandarins1329]

More of all 3!!!!! Love love love this series!!

[@BruceChambers-m8z]

Please do another Date my mom episode...Just great

[@marinaradic6297]

Matteo is such an effortlessly funny guy. Watching his videos is such a delight

[@Globalastral5]

11:40 That’s Trixie Mattel

[@Scrugglebus]

OH MY GOD I THOUGHT THE SAME THING. With hair! 😂😂😂

[@jarnovanderlaan9002]

I see it now😂

[@matt8cake147]

Have not laughed this hard in a long while. Thanks Matteo! Insane episode.

[@gdnh]

The barefoot lady dressed as barefoot contessa is too much

[@emilywoodcock6959]

I love hearing Chris' laugh!

[@PokhrajRoy.]

0:58 I still am low-key into this look. I remember pulling off the T-Shirt with extra sleeves.

[@WesleyPeters-d4l]

Like sheldon......... a gay icon

[@chloehammond2836]

I spat my coffee back into my cup trying to drink it while watching this 😂 I couldn’t stop laughing the whole time please post this more

[@Гайка-г6б]

Please never stop filming these reactions

[@AleeseLightyear]

We need MORE "Date My Mom" Such an unhinged show🤣🤣🤣

[@courtneynichols5060]

Matteo I am obsessed every time I see one of your paintings in the background! 😍 Do you ever sell them?!

[@mikededmon]

OH. MY. GOD. I am speechless. But, I did laugh my ass off. Thanks for sharing these!