Matteo Lane Reviews 2000's Infomercials (Xpress Redi Set Go)

[@matteolanecomedy]

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[@0supermoose804]

Hey @matteolanecomedy, if you're serious about getting Cathy Mitchell on the channel, reach out to the KZbin channel "DimesAreTasty". They recently did a video where they looked for one of her products, "Ramen Joy", and they ended up getting her to do an interview on the channel. She seemed thrilled that people remembered her work, so I'm sure if you got connected that way she'd be happy to be on.

[@c.elizabeth4503]

I found another Cathy Mitchell video of her selling some microfiber stuff you wrap around food to cook in the microwave that makes it taste like you baked it in the oven. Weird stuff.

[@beccaa5086]

The "you're not shoveling coal into the Titanic" line reminded me of my ex husband complaining about doing laundry and I'd say "you're not down at the river beating the clothes against a rock. You're pushing a button and throwing clothes into a machine"

[@inoba5891]

Ex husband? I feel the need to yell: GOOD FOR YOU, QUEEN🎉

[@alexalexiye9791]

Hell yeah!!!! Ex an ex

[@mandylewis3526]

you go girl

[@southernbellebabies]

OMG the weaponized incompetence is just so strong with some of these men.

[@Greg07623]

That line made me laugh so hard I pulled a muscle.

[@diegorovaglia6945]

Matteo you NEED to go look in the comments of the other video you did to find the guy who got to interview Cathy!! It's actually quite easy to get in touch with her!

[@HansonFan73]

Thank you for the laughs!! You made my day!! 😂

[@cm2fan]

You have to try and make the steak. That feels the most outlandish.

[@NoamJ-mj7zg]

MY FAVORITE BINGE SHOW IS ON EVERYBODY STFU NOW!!!

[@karenswartzlander5411]

It reminds me of being at the fair! SHUT UP!!

[@thegmack100]

His name is Michael, but he is a Mary.

[@nedok79]

😂😂😂😂

[@OnyxLynx6]

Michael Morrison - Professional Homosexual

[@jross4622]

Michaels are the Marys of males

[@seanluzdeluna8153]

Perhaps...👌🏼

[@jlshel42]

@@OnyxLynx6 it’s a lucrative industry, I hear

[@glazedgazes]

Play at .75 and it sounds like two friends being drunk trying to come up with things to eat late night

[@Mulbert]

Once me and my friend were absolutely wrote off and made a 3 course bagel meal, we first had to liberate the bagels from my house while my housemate slept and then cook it at my friend's; she was moving out soon and had deep cleaned the kitchen and apparently it was like a bombsite the next morning!

[@louisadway1856]

😂😂😂😂

[@angelataylor5241]

This is perfect for the 420 crowd ...easier to cleanup after them No most don't clean up ..

[@devinlindsey9270]

“Look at this asshole…” had me laughing out loud 😂

[@julie-annebegin7235]

Especially that it had been literally 0.2 seconds. The dude didn't even have time to speak yet. 😅

[@mikecarson9045]

“Ugh!THE FAIR?! 😂”

[@revwillyg6450]

Same!🤣

[@steuarthoce3451]

This was unironically my comfort show at 2am in college.

[@lukerichardson2715]

It’s Sunday, which means the weekly Cathy update 😂

[@zzizahacallar]

Just like back in the day with infomercials on network tv

[@kerrywhitemd]

did ANYONE catch the typo in the opening sequence ? SALMOM and rice!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahhahahahhaha IM DYING.. you had 1 job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@eyechartny]

Timestamp 1:03; why would I buy this if they can't even fix typos?

[@passthepeace]

Also the "veggi" omelet!!!

[@ganapatikamesh]

Yep. First I thought I saw it wrong so went back to check and indeed I saw correctly! Salmom! I laughed and thought “maybe there’s actually a recipe included with this and it’s not an accident and some marketing person that it’d be clever to call the dish Salmom & Rice not realizing it’d get used it the infomercial and the person putting in the type just copied what it said without realizing it. But then those who saw it thought it was a typo and so either didn’t buy it or they got lots of phone calls and letters letting them know about the typo.” And as someone who has worked at two different call centers I can only imagine what that was like! Caller: there’s a typo in your tv ad Operator: okay what is the typo Caller: it says salmom instead of salmon Operator: okay I’ll make a note of it. Would you like to place your order now? Caller: nah, I just wanted to let you know there’s a typo! Lol

[@corvidsRcool]

The pineapple upside down cake segment was the best. Matteo should definitely try it. This is my favorite series on youtube now. I love everyone involved and I especially love how much Matteo loves Cathy Mitchell.

[@josephbankston4834]

A-Hole Dude: "...my friend Cathy Mitchell." *HUG* Cathy Mitchell (squinting eyes): "Good to see you."

[@westinghouse1963]

This frosty pleasantry, usually happens in most Church basements between the wives that smoke and swear in the bathroom, and the pastor that knows they do...

[@PokhrajRoy.]

1:03 Shoutout to Salmom and Rice

[@cathedraldarkness]

Now coming to the stage… Salmom and Rice!

[@notwink]

Legit had one of these a few years ago and honestly loved it! Perfect for diy/drunk pizzas. But that ticking was insanely loud

[@wdavid4]

I'm 100% here for all of your Cathy-related content, Matteo. This stuff is just pure nostalgia gold.

[@jerrywood4508]

Two part show. First you try the steak. Doing the sandwiches doesn't prove anything, since, as you said, it's a panini maker. Second part, you have Nick over and have him make a cake. His choice of pineapple upside down cake, or the candy bar cake.

[@ShineOnBenevolentSun]

That's perfect!

[@mikecarson9045]

Have Nick make ANYTHING! If it’s truly “just that easy!” then Nick can do it!

[@mjcleary9364]

His Pavlovian reaction to the bell dinging is hilarious.

[@MsKitkat5321]

Oh Matteo. Ever since you reviewed the first infomercial, I’ve WISHED that you would review this one. This and the Magic Bullet to Go. This makes me so happy lol

[@daviedukes1226]

11:48 "she looks tranquilized"

[@jyotiprakash3984]

Never stop reviewing these infomercials !!!! i absolutely loveee these!!

[@jesusrael7716]

"What do we think Mary's doing today?" Quaaludes, Matteo. She's doing quaaludes. 12:02

[@JRoc-pu3io]

Cathy Mitchell is like if Ina Garten and Mrs. Garrett had a baby

[@westinghouse1963]

I am fully convinced that Mr Wonka, found Mrs Garrett, and Cathy Caucasia along with the others, In Loompathasia. They just escaped and came to America around 1978..

[@kaylinsmith6921]

Three Mary's? What is this? The Bible?

[@tomhankard8947]

You need to make the upside down cake!

[@sweetmother2406]

I love how Matteo projects this animosity that Cathy always has towards the male hosts “Oh she hates him!”

[@StephanieGould]

Finally! I love this infomercial because it's so unhinged. Hahah.

[@Kevtastical]

Matteo: "What do you think Mary is doing today?" Me, outloud to myself: "Methemphetamines"

[@kaylinsmith6921]

Ludes. Not enough pep for the other.

[@nielsenda]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh god!!! I was not ready

[@raymonds6227]

Is Cathy still alive? If so, have her on the show. Change your pants Matteo! Let’s see that gorgeous butt!

[@janineivey03121]

I actually had these (2 of them because they offered such a great deal when you went to order!), and they really became so helpful in my life 🤣 I was a single mom, so my daughter and I had our own to really customize our own

[@inoba5891]

I love this for you😂❤ Where are they now? Somewhere in your home, in the trash or in a second hand shop? I'd love to know for how many years you used them!

[@rachealballiu9260]

Awesome.

[@marcberm]

A Mary reunion is the informercial we didn't know we needed!

[@TheMacacoco]

Matteo Lane: Cathy Mitchell historian

[@sofaloafable]

"That reminds me of a Delta meal." LMFAO!!!

[@chaseohara4781]

Cathy is the hott mean guy at a bar and Matteo is the one lining up to be walked over and will hear no wrong about them 😂

[@ScientificallyStupid]

I've recently restarted Animal Crossing New Horizons in an effort to cling to my sanity and one of my favorite villagers is Antonio, a jacked, friendly anteater who reminds me so much of Matteo that I now know him only as "Matteo" and I'm never letting him leave.

[@thisjustin95]

I found her "Microwave Pasta Boat" at a thrift store yesterday and bought it because of you. I can mail it to you!

[@markharty9772]

"SHUT UP!" I love you Matteo.

[@jesipohl6717]

Mary "Kott" is a hilarious name, this translates to Mary "Poop" in German, it sounds like a Drag name you'd find here in Berlin.

[@orielwiggins2225]

😅😂😂😂

[@marcberm]

@Dimesaretasty recently did a whole in-depth thing about Kathy and her infomercials, and even got to interview her about how the product development and marketing work. Neat stuff.

[@ClymenetheFox]

"That's not gonna fit" things Matteo has said before lmao but fr please do more of these, this had me geekin

[@thatkitsch9540]

this infomercial brought back visceral memories of watching teleshopping as a child

[@christinamatzen4214]

The way I paused and inspected those side by sides because I really wanted them to be the same 😂

[@orielwiggins2225]

the olives one is the same, just spun around. the others, not so much.

[@rachealballiu9260]

😅 same

[@lars7282]

They literally had 3 ingredients for absolutely everything. 😂 It’s like the trainee forgot to shop groceries and they were like: but we have to start filming, let’s roll with it

[@ShineOnBenevolentSun]

Lowest common denominator, maximum sales. If you look at it and say, "I could do/buy that" you also think "I should have that".

[@bohdan8671]

I fucking love this content

[@adelamoon]

Cathy is all about business, no eye contact, no stories. I think we need a back story here, maybe Dr. Phil should interview her or Oprah, I want to here about her rough life, growing up poor and having to sleep in her car. I think the pineapple upside cake is what you should make.

[@snuugumz]

‘What do you think Cathy is doing today?’ Time, you silly goose! She prolly SNAPPED during an infomercial shoot and is now doing a nickel up in Victorville…

[@RegularCars]

I will pay to watch Matteo and Nick review old car commercials!

[@deanawatson2555]

Matteo’s exasperation when she puts pineapple on a pita “pizza” is hilarious 😂

[@ScientificallyStupid]

watching Matteo *cries in Italian*

[@zzizahacallar]

Yeah he was disgusted

[@AllySimply]

I’m usually feeling a bit depressed on Sunday mornings for multitude of reasons … these videos have been helping me! Thank you for aways posting on Sunday mornings ❤❤❤❤

[@teresasavi8821]

Ditto 🤗

[@AllySimply]

@@teresasavi8821 🫂🫂🫂

[@candylove1234]

Hope you feel better ❤

[@AllySimply]

@@candylove1234 🙏🫂 thank you

[@lb8141]

I had no idea Cathy Mitchell was still alive!!!

[@SalvatoreSantillo92]

1:03 salmom & rice. SALMOM.

[@Mulbert]

Salmon for the (Mary) Moms!

[@brittanyr0607]

2024-the year of the gay voice infomercial? Yes. Go.

[@bachsprings]

A minute in, and I'm already salivating for Salmom & Rice

[@hellosaysandrew]

When the guy appeared and Matteo goes "look at this asshole," that's exactly what I thought! LOL.

[@RyneMurray23]

I would bet my life that she is as mean as or meaner than Ellen behind the scenes 😂

[@thesandqueen2559]

😂😂😂 She definitely seems like a no-nonsense kind of person.

[@Nunofurdambiznez]

She had FIVE kids.. I'd be mean TOO!

[@xxdavidissofityeahxx]

Omg I watched this infomercial so many times. 8 year old me wanted this more than anything in the world

[@VS-og8ch]

Whenever I see this on my feed I know I'm about to have a great day lol

[@guilhermeaoshi]

This is Turbo Cooker son or nephew. PS: About time for Matteo to add on his Bio: Cathy Mitchell #1 fan.

[@kandrs7445]

The steak is mandatory.

[@nicanonymus2491]

9:16 Sorry Matteo, I have to defend Cathy here. It’s the same pineapple pizza!

[@DanielSmith-sp5fj]

I was going to write the same thing. The photos just rotated... 😂😂

[@mangamaster03]

I am loving the Cathy Mitchell series! These are great.

[@stepps511]

Matteo, your obsession with Cathy is golden. I definitely think you should try the steak when you get your "Redi, Set, Go"!

[@camwolfe4530]

It might have been mentioned before but as an italian you should try out the ron popeil pasta maker.

[@stevegs1]

Her Cake Dumps commercial is legendary!

[@Eviltwin531]

I think I had this thing. It was... OK... but never cooked as fast as this commercial and the recipes claimed. It always took like 2 or 3 cycles of whatever time they told you. And if you can find the infomercial for the AirCore portable oven, you will have a field day.

[@PigeonWarlord]

My southern Italian ancestors are side eyeing her for all this 😂😂😂 ALSO great haircut, Matteo!

[@neerg63]

Matteo Lane is a national treasure. WHY does this man not have his own TV show?

[@RandomBogey]

9:55 I’ll buy one when they replace the “ding” with the Cathy Mitchell “sounds like breakfast is ready!” voice over.

[@ginat.8064]

Matteo, this series makes me so happy.

[@joaniet8778]

You have to make the pizza, omelette and candy-stuffed chocolate cake! 😍

[@73065spike]

GET ONE GIRRRRRRL. Cant wait to watch

[@jessicatrevino679]

I love re-living my childhood here every Sunday! 😂😂 I was obsessed with commercial. The advanced technology!

[@I-love-Hamilton31]

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!❤❤❤❤❤😂😂🎉

[@Xygard]

The steak definitely the steak we need to know if it's cooked or not 😂😂

[@Andy__H]

We need more voiceover Matteo. 😂

[@kieferjohnson9013]

I bought this twenty years ago and used it for years. My favorite thing to make was the stuffed soup. Basically a can of soup mixed with some box stuffing mix. It doesn't sound good, but I promise it is!

[@markiebaby]

This video just made me laugh so much lol I literally can’t wait for part two!!!! Lol

[@j.johnson7296]

Make the steak and pineapple upside cake! Maybe the cinnamon rolls too! Oh! The “corn dog”! Too many great recipes to try!! 😂

[@larissacole9413]

Please do steak. "Better than any restaurant?" I work in marketing and I love disproving stuff like this haha

[@katie_a1075]

Just booked tickets to see in you in December! So fucking stoked!

[@lureed]

It's good to see that I'm not the only person who's a little bit obsessed with Cathy Mitchell

[@universal_confusion]

This is my all-time favorite infomercial ❤

[@cassandrashelton3690]

You try having three kids and a husband who hasn't touched you since the toddler arrived and see if you're not constantly sedated sir🤨 Mary is just trying to get thru the damn day okay🤬

[@raykeiperiii]

These ads are hilarious 🤣🤣

[@g3inius]

Please do a collab with Nick on the Turbo Cooker and this. I want to see him use these 😂

[@shelbifins8920]

I am living for this series 😂 I grew up on these infomercials and it’s so fun to hear someone poke fun at them lol

[@markharty9772]

LOVED his face when she added pineapple.

[@dgharet1210]

Yes!! More infomercials!

[@Pabliwi]

I'm impressed that the pizza was the same hahaha

[@graffic13]

Matteo needs to do infomercials. matteo needs to be on HSN like Linda Vader

[@guyt6244]

Loving this series!

[@molly3876]

CATHY! In the full length version when she talks about the corn dogs, she says "My kids LOVE these!" Ummm... aren't her kids middle aged? I envision they still live at home, reaping the benefits of her half-moon cake empire.

[@Idontknowyou530]

You have to review the Kathy Mitchell "Ramen Joy" cookbook where she makes everything with Top Ramen...tacos...desserts. you won't be disappointed!!

[@teresasavi8821]

The pastrami & cheese wrap could use a “squirt” of thousand island dressing. If we could get Cathy to say “squirt”, that would be priceless. 👍

[@rp1780]

I have a distinct memory of Cathy making that chocolate cake in the cooker and making a federal case out of the fact that she was baking a Snickers or a Milky Way into the middle. EDIT: Now that I've watched the video, I see I remembered that pretty accurately haha! I also remember not liking that host guy and wanting him to get tf out of Cathy's way even as a kid. These infomercials really did get burned into my brain.

[@jeffmcdonald9004]

It was originally called The Snack Master. Only used it for grilled cheese sandwiches😊

[@PokhrajRoy.]

6:21 OMG THÉ FORESHADOWING

[@landongjerde1519]

Great video. Matteo has to make Pizza with pita, red sauce, Canadian bacon, pineapple and olives. Crust is already cooked. Looks delicious

[@P.dripps92]

The cutting noise of the pizza is one of those ribbed logs that you run a stick up and down. 😂

[@TheDorkEvilOne]

I swear she said "Cathy barf-filled cakes" at 14:24. I'm crying so hard I might shit my pants. I need to go outside.