Matteo Lane Reviews 2000's Infomercials (Xpress Redi Set Go)

[@matteolanecomedy]

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[@0supermoose804]

Hey @matteolanecomedy, if you're serious about getting Cathy Mitchell on the channel, reach out to the KZbin channel "DimesAreTasty". They recently did a video where they looked for one of her products, "Ramen Joy", and they ended up getting her to do an interview on the channel. She seemed thrilled that people remembered her work, so I'm sure if you got connected that way she'd be happy to be on.

[@c.elizabeth4503]

I found another Cathy Mitchell video of her selling some microfiber stuff you wrap around food to cook in the microwave that makes it taste like you baked it in the oven. Weird stuff.

[@beccaa5086]

The "you're not shoveling coal into the Titanic" line reminded me of my ex husband complaining about doing laundry and I'd say "you're not down at the river beating the clothes against a rock. You're pushing a button and throwing clothes into a machine"

[@inoba5891]

Ex husband? I feel the need to yell: GOOD FOR YOU, QUEEN🎉

[@alexalexiye9791]

Hell yeah!!!! Ex an ex

[@mandylewis3526]

you go girl

[@Cozycultcreations]

OMG the weaponized incompetence is just so strong with some of these men.

[@Greg07623]

That line made me laugh so hard I pulled a muscle.

[@thegmack100]

His name is Michael, but he is a Mary.

[@nedok79]

😂😂😂😂

[@OnyxLynx6]

Michael Morrison - Professional Homosexual

[@jross4622]

Michaels are the Marys of males

[@seanluzdeluna8153]

Perhaps...👌🏼

[@jlshel42]

@@OnyxLynx6 it’s a lucrative industry, I hear

[@steuarthoce3451]

This was unironically my comfort show at 2am in college.

[@glazedgazes]

Play at .75 and it sounds like two friends being drunk trying to come up with things to eat late night

[@Mulbert]

Once me and my friend were absolutely wrote off and made a 3 course bagel meal, we first had to liberate the bagels from my house while my housemate slept and then cook it at my friend's; she was moving out soon and had deep cleaned the kitchen and apparently it was like a bombsite the next morning!

[@louisadway1856]

😂😂😂😂

[@angelataylor5241]

This is perfect for the 420 crowd ...easier to cleanup after them No most don't clean up ..

[@frankvaneck1]

Bwahahaha! .5 works too!

[@rwaitwhat]

“sooo you godda peeda peeza!” “peeda peeza!” this works perfectly 😂

[@devinlindsey9270]

“Look at this asshole…” had me laughing out loud 😂

[@julie-annebegin7235]

Especially that it had been literally 0.2 seconds. The dude didn't even have time to speak yet. 😅

[@mikecarson9045]

“Ugh!THE FAIR?! 😂”

[@revwillyg6450]

Same!🤣

[@NoName-us6vq]

It's almost 1am, I'm fighting sleep and when Matteo said that, I howled. 😂😂😂 Oh my gosh.

[@mjcleary9364]

His Pavlovian reaction to the bell dinging is hilarious.

[@corvidsRcool]

The pineapple upside down cake segment was the best. Matteo should definitely try it. This is my favorite series on youtube now. I love everyone involved and I especially love how much Matteo loves Cathy Mitchell.

[@wdavid4]

I'm 100% here for all of your Cathy-related content, Matteo. This stuff is just pure nostalgia gold.

[@notwink]

Legit had one of these a few years ago and honestly loved it! Perfect for diy/drunk pizzas. But that ticking was insanely loud

[@lukerichardson2715]

It’s Sunday, which means the weekly Cathy update 😂

[@zzizahacallar]

Just like back in the day with infomercials on network tv

[@sweetmother2406]

I love how Matteo projects this animosity that Cathy always has towards the male hosts “Oh she hates him!”

[@PokhrajRoy.]

1:03 Shoutout to Salmom and Rice

[@cathedraldarkness]

Now coming to the stage… Salmom and Rice!

[@MsKitkat5321]

Oh Matteo. Ever since you reviewed the first infomercial, I’ve WISHED that you would review this one. This and the Magic Bullet to Go. This makes me so happy lol

[@kerrywhitemd]

did ANYONE catch the typo in the opening sequence ? SALMOM and rice!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahhahahahhaha IM DYING.. you had 1 job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@eyechartny]

Timestamp 1:03; why would I buy this if they can't even fix typos?

[@passthepeace]

Also the "veggi" omelet!!!

[@ganapatikamesh]

Yep. First I thought I saw it wrong so went back to check and indeed I saw correctly! Salmom! I laughed and thought “maybe there’s actually a recipe included with this and it’s not an accident and some marketing person that it’d be clever to call the dish Salmom & Rice not realizing it’d get used it the infomercial and the person putting in the type just copied what it said without realizing it. But then those who saw it thought it was a typo and so either didn’t buy it or they got lots of phone calls and letters letting them know about the typo.” And as someone who has worked at two different call centers I can only imagine what that was like! Caller: there’s a typo in your tv ad Operator: okay what is the typo Caller: it says salmom instead of salmon Operator: okay I’ll make a note of it. Would you like to place your order now? Caller: nah, I just wanted to let you know there’s a typo! Lol

[@jyotiprakash3984]

Never stop reviewing these infomercials !!!! i absolutely loveee these!!

[@janineivey03121]

I actually had these (2 of them because they offered such a great deal when you went to order!), and they really became so helpful in my life 🤣 I was a single mom, so my daughter and I had our own to really customize our own

[@inoba5891]

I love this for you😂❤ Where are they now? Somewhere in your home, in the trash or in a second hand shop? I'd love to know for how many years you used them!

[@rachealballiu9260]

Awesome.

[@jordillo777]

09:15 The olive arrangement is identical, it's just filmed from a different angle. So it is the same pizza. Fascinating!

[@jerrywood4508]

Two part show. First you try the steak. Doing the sandwiches doesn't prove anything, since, as you said, it's a panini maker. Second part, you have Nick over and have him make a cake. His choice of pineapple upside down cake, or the candy bar cake.

[@ShineOnBenevolentSun]

That's perfect!

[@mikecarson9045]

Have Nick make ANYTHING! If it’s truly “just that easy!” then Nick can do it!

[@marcberm]

A Mary reunion is the informercial we didn't know we needed!

[@josephbankston4834]

A-Hole Dude: "...my friend Cathy Mitchell." *HUG* Cathy Mitchell (squinting eyes): "Good to see you."

[@westinghouse1963]

This frosty pleasantry, usually happens in most Church basements between the wives that smoke and swear in the bathroom, and the pastor that knows they do...

[@ChristinaVVM]

The way I paused and inspected those side by sides because I really wanted them to be the same 😂

[@orielwiggins2225]

the olives one is the same, just spun around. the others, not so much.

[@rachealballiu9260]

😅 same

[@andrewlargent2871]

@@orielwiggins2225 came here for this lol

[@lars7282]

They literally had 3 ingredients for absolutely everything. 😂 It’s like the trainee forgot to shop groceries and they were like: but we have to start filming, let’s roll with it

[@ShineOnBenevolentSun]

Lowest common denominator, maximum sales. If you look at it and say, "I could do/buy that" you also think "I should have that".

[@thatkitsch9540]

this infomercial brought back visceral memories of watching teleshopping as a child

[@sofaloafable]

"That reminds me of a Delta meal." LMFAO!!!

[@jesusrael7716]

"What do we think Mary's doing today?" Quaaludes, Matteo. She's doing quaaludes. 12:02

[@StephanieGould]

Finally! I love this infomercial because it's so unhinged. Hahah.

[@ClymenetheFox]

"That's not gonna fit" things Matteo has said before lmao but fr please do more of these, this had me geekin

[@daviedukes1226]

11:48 "she looks tranquilized"

[@ScientificallyStupid]

I've recently restarted Animal Crossing New Horizons in an effort to cling to my sanity and one of my favorite villagers is Antonio, a jacked, friendly anteater who reminds me so much of Matteo that I now know him only as "Matteo" and I'm never letting him leave.

[@AllySimply]

I’m usually feeling a bit depressed on Sunday mornings for multitude of reasons … these videos have been helping me! Thank you for aways posting on Sunday mornings ❤❤❤❤

[@teresasavi8821]

Ditto 🤗

[@AllySimply]

@@teresasavi8821 🫂🫂🫂

[@candylove1234]

Hope you feel better ❤

[@AllySimply]

@@candylove1234 🙏🫂 thank you

[@Kevtastical]

Matteo: "What do you think Mary is doing today?" Me, outloud to myself: "Methemphetamines"

[@kaylinsmith6921]

Ludes. Not enough pep for the other.

[@davidjudeallen]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh god!!! I was not ready

[@raymonds6227]

Is Cathy still alive? If so, have her on the show. Change your pants Matteo! Let’s see that gorgeous butt!

[@stevegs1]

Her Cake Dumps commercial is legendary!

[@chaseohara4781]

Cathy is the hott mean guy at a bar and Matteo is the one lining up to be walked over and will hear no wrong about them 😂

[@tomhankard8947]

You need to make the upside down cake!

[@xxdavidissofityeahxx]

Omg I watched this infomercial so many times. 8 year old me wanted this more than anything in the world

[@TheMacacoco]

Matteo Lane: Cathy Mitchell historian

[@markharty9772]

"SHUT UP!" I love you Matteo.

[@deanawatson2555]

Matteo’s exasperation when she puts pineapple on a pita “pizza” is hilarious 😂

[@ScientificallyStupid]

watching Matteo *cries in Italian*

[@zzizahacallar]

Yeah he was disgusted

[@JRoc-pu3io]

Cathy Mitchell is like if Ina Garten and Mrs. Garrett had a baby

[@westinghouse1963]

I am fully convinced that Mr Wonka, found Mrs Garrett, and Cathy Caucasia along with the others, In Loompathasia. They just escaped and came to America around 1978..

[@marcberm]

@Dimesaretasty recently did a whole in-depth thing about Kathy and her infomercials, and even got to interview her about how the product development and marketing work. Neat stuff.

[@thisjustin95]

I found her "Microwave Pasta Boat" at a thrift store yesterday and bought it because of you. I can mail it to you!

[@hellosaysandrew]

When the guy appeared and Matteo goes "look at this asshole," that's exactly what I thought! LOL.

[@RandomBogey]

9:55 I’ll buy one when they replace the “ding” with the Cathy Mitchell “sounds like breakfast is ready!” voice over.

[@diegorovaglia6945]

Matteo you NEED to go look in the comments of the other video you did to find the guy who got to interview Cathy!! It's actually quite easy to get in touch with her!

[@ginat.8064]

Matteo, this series makes me so happy.

[@shelbifins8920]

I am living for this series 😂 I grew up on these infomercials and it’s so fun to hear someone poke fun at them lol

[@RegularCars]

I will pay to watch Matteo and Nick review old car commercials!

[@VS-og8ch]

Whenever I see this on my feed I know I'm about to have a great day lol

[@Idontknowyou530]

You have to review the Kathy Mitchell "Ramen Joy" cookbook where she makes everything with Top Ramen...tacos...desserts. you won't be disappointed!!

[@mangamaster03]

I am loving the Cathy Mitchell series! These are great.

[@nicanonymus2491]

9:16 Sorry Matteo, I have to defend Cathy here. It’s the same pineapple pizza!

[@DanielSmith-sp5fj]

I was going to write the same thing. The photos just rotated... 😂😂

[@bohdan8671]

I fucking love this content

[@kaylinsmith6921]

Three Mary's? What is this? The Bible?

[@jesipohl6717]

Mary "Kott" is a hilarious name, this translates to Mary "Poop" in German, it sounds like a Drag name you'd find here in Berlin.

[@orielwiggins2225]

😅😂😂😂

[@Ryanmanification]

Oh my god. This is so chaotic. Cathy goes from one dish to another like a hurricane

[@73065spike]

GET ONE GIRRRRRRL. Cant wait to watch

[@neerg63]

Matteo Lane is a national treasure. WHY does this man not have his own TV show?

[@meghanxox]

Don’t stop ever I’m living for this

[@universal_confusion]

This is my all-time favorite infomercial ❤

[@ToughMary]

This is my favorite. I fall asleep to this infomercial every night

[@brettster3331]

Matteo, you need your own television special.

[@P.dripps92]

The cutting noise of the pizza is one of those ribbed logs that you run a stick up and down. 😂

[@francoisviljoen5650]

You and Cathy on a couch.... We would LIVE

[@GuyT-z7o]

Loving this series!

[@markiebaby]

This video just made me laugh so much lol I literally can’t wait for part two!!!! Lol

[@tachyonpulse]

"The salami didn't make it in all the way" 😂😂😂 oh matteo you dirty dirty minx

[@lb8141]

I had no idea Cathy Mitchell was still alive!!!

[@lureed]

It's good to see that I'm not the only person who's a little bit obsessed with Cathy Mitchell

[@bachsprings]

A minute in, and I'm already salivating for Salmom & Rice

[@Scrambles_Deathdealer]

Cathy's greatest performance was alongside Dr Steve Brule on Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! with the Cinco Panini Press.

[@BurgardRecords]

man this is awesome! making everyone in the house jealous because I haven't laughed this hard in a very long time great job Matteo can't wait for advice special 4!

[@user-rz3cr1zi4y]

Doing the ad voice for the Redi Set Go, you sounded like Ted Wassanasong from King of the Hill 😂

[@joshm.1483]

The YTP of this informercial, Cathy Mitchell Likes Turkey, is probably my favorite old KZbin video

[@jenniferfalagario216]

You need to go down the Ronco rabbit hole. The pasta maker infomercial is unreal.

[@kieferjohnson9013]

I bought this twenty years ago and used it for years. My favorite thing to make was the stuffed soup. Basically a can of soup mixed with some box stuffing mix. It doesn't sound good, but I promise it is!

[@HeyHey_HC]

Omg there’s an updated “Xpress Platinum” w Cathy too! 😂

[@Kaylaleavitt]

Back in the day my younger brother and I were obsessed with the original GT express 101 infomercial, it was our turbocooker lol. Sadly we never could convince our parents to buy it.

[@stepps511]

Matteo, your obsession with Cathy is golden. I definitely think you should try the steak when you get your "Redi, Set, Go"!

[@PigeonWarlord]

My southern Italian ancestors are side eyeing her for all this 😂😂😂 ALSO great haircut, Matteo!

[@granilla7283]

I was WAITING for this one !! This was my entire childhood like I’d watch this infomercial more than I watched Disney channel lol

[@katie_a1075]

Just booked tickets to see in you in December! So fucking stoked!

[@francesmelendez1303]

You had me searching Amazon for that little red machine 😅

[@dreZmay]

I can’t remember if I ever saw this one. But I vividly remember watching he first version over and over. In that one, Kathy did use a whole hot dog in the “corn dog” and it came out so awkward looking with this skinny hot dog in the middle of a chunk of well shaped bread 😂

[@Zachj0_0]

I wanted one of these so bad and when I finally got one the literal only thing I made in it were the cinnamon rolls

[@HansonFan73]

Thank you for the laughs!! You made my day!! 😂

[@camwolfe4530]

It might have been mentioned before but as an italian you should try out the ron popeil pasta maker.

[@mollyl4821]

I just want to say, these Sunday releases are the best! I’m off work Sun-Mon and it’s a great way to start my weekend. ❤

[@audreynelson3997]

We need a review of that betty Crocker bake n fill!!!

[@jareddavulture58]

old man instantly comes on the screen, " Look at this asshole" LOL

[@SwimKam]

Matteo in that split screen with Michael: twins.

[@xanidu311]

Matteo, please never stop making these videos!

[@DJRodneySoptic]

Thank you for all your comedy and hilarious things that you say and do with your friends on your KZbin channel. A big fan. I am in a nursing home recovering from a stroke 6 years ago and you bring some Positive laughs, in a place that can be sad and negative. I truly hope one day, that you'll get to meet Kathy Mitchell.

[@TheDorkEvilOne]

I swear she said "Cathy barf-filled cakes" at 14:24. I'm crying so hard I might shit my pants. I need to go outside.

[@kandrs7445]

The steak is mandatory.

[@graffic13]

Matteo needs to do infomercials. matteo needs to be on HSN like Linda Vader

[@tjlarson6519]

My coworker wouldn't tell me what she wanted for a wedding gift in 2008, so that's what she got. Lol. I ordered one also and loved it

[@lucazsy]

That thing is tiny, but honestly, I want one.

[@brittanyr0607]

2024-the year of the gay voice infomercial? Yes. Go.

[@I-love-Hamilton31]

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!❤❤❤❤❤😂😂🎉