Matteo Lane Roasts Insane Reality Show (Next)

[@newbietubie]

Being about the same age may justify me saying this but I could absolutely binge watch Mateo's watch-alongs of early 00's tv shows.

[@Buckboy2024]

Right there with you.

[@birchiebaby]

100000%

[@allieren]

Netflick needs to jump on that because same

[@doug6987]

Please. All of them. Room Raiders. Date my Mom…all of it

[@magpielvira]

i’m in my mid 20s but i second this, especially regarding next. that show is how i found out people could do gay dating 🥺 meant a lot to super young baby gay me

[@EgyptianRocker]

“Terrified of food poisoning” -> “all raw food” this was a genius bit of producing.

[@KrissTheUnicorn]

I ran to the comments to see if anyone pointed this out lmao 😂 thank you !

[@andreluissoriano]

I’m dying!!! 💀💀

[@neivilde.1242]

"god may forgive you for being gay, but no one will forgive you for that haircut" has been in my meme folder forever, i love it so much

[@EssamAlami-s2z]

Gurl I haven't really gotten to that part yet, and when I saw the first sentence of your comment I was ready to throw hands LMAO 🤣😅

[@Globalastral5]

We need a reunion for these guys. I really want to know where they ended up in life.

[@sufyanlowel4631]

What you mean 'ended'? They are only 40 something now! They have plenty of time to find new boyfriend and move to the Frisco, hello!

[@Globalastral5]

@@sufyanlowel4631 … it’s a turn of phrase…. It’s like saying “we ended up going to the movies last night”. Doesn’t mean it’s the end necessarily

[@nikistevenson1550]

​@@Globalastral5 lol weird that you have to explain this for the responder.. 😅

[@ichmeiner4531]

​@@nikistevenson1550 other languages exist. Likely, English isn't their first language, maybe not even their second.

[@nikistevenson1550]

@@ichmeiner4531 true, sometimes I drunk KZbin. ☺️ My bad

[@Bbbmurr]

"Helen Keller would call him a f....!" The funniest thing I've ever heard

[@johnlilly8519]

I died 😂💀

[@cassiem2294]

Holy f'ing shit. I can't!

[@Mason_____]

It’s just beautiful

[@jasonmhays]

The scream I scrumpt when he said that 😂

[@kevinflynn5388]

🤣

[@amoeba22]

Lines were fed I did an episode of parental control and the dad wanted me to hammer a nail. Did it fine and a producers voice comes on and says “do it again like you don’t know how to do it then say I’d do better at hammering your daughter”! Genius writing 😂

[@BrokebackBob]

Matteo please do a few more episodes like this, it was hysterical!

[@Buckboy2024]

More!

[@magpielvira]

seconding!!

[@jeffsanders3453]

Yes yes yes

[@michaelabon741]

I'm gonna need him to watch every season ASAP

[@HumanEuphie]

I would love for him to react to the episode of Next that had Theo Von as a contestant!

[@koakoa]

The flip flops and jeans brought me back to a dark place 💀

[@luciferjohnson8495]

Step dad or step uncle?

[@koakoa]

@@luciferjohnson8495 🤣

[@SeanPurdie]

We may not have had marriage equality, but we had shows like this. The early 00s were wild for us Ellgeebeetees

[@MichaelChavez5]

OMFG I'm using that

[@flenif2247]

I'm putting that on my next stick on name tag. HELLO, I'm Elle G. BETEE

[@derrickzeller3351]

@@flenif2247this is a PERFECT drag name, I’m stealing it 😂

[@uraszz]

Early 00's was a golden era for everything imho

[@uraszz]

​@@flenif2247Elle G. Beetee is just perfection lol

[@flowers-3333]

"My name is Sandra, I love M & M's, I have blonde hair, and I don't take no for an answer at Taco Bell." dying lol

[@jeffrey2673]

Hi Matteo! This is Jeff from the show hahah! I need to give you more context 😹 this was full scripted and I remember auditioning at MTV studios to even get on. I’m in SLC now and can’t wait to see you at your show. I messaged you on insta. Thanks for never letting me live this down!!! 😹 I am not as crazy as my hair is 😢

[@RandomHouze]

@matteolane bring Jeff on stage!!!

[@geminigyal7116]

Gwen Stefani 😂😂

[@oc5297]

I believe him, his pic is with Gwen lol

[@phoebeoapollonio9569]

This needs to be pinned!

[@jeffrey2673]

@@oc5297still all about Gwen

[@cherry_top]

Please I am begging for more of these videos Matteo. I haven’t laughed so hard in a minute

[@JessicaStoddard-l7k]

It’s Chris losing his mind in the background for me 🤣🤣

[@BooksAndBlackberries]

Saaamme. Matteo was just too stunned to speak 😅

[@KevinTorres091]

His laugh is super contagious! 😂😂 Gotta love Chris!

[@TCt83067695]

How do we know it was Chris?

[@JessicaStoddard-l7k]

Because Chris is his camera guy and the only one with Matteo when he films, unless he does an episode with guests

[@TCt83067695]

@@JessicaStoddard-l7k Chris Distefano? That Chris or a different Chris?

[@Wodenseyes]

I loved how they always put bottoms and bottoms together.

[@kenny3265]

They all bottoms lol

[@dunbass7149]

What are you talking about

[@Wodenseyes]

@@dunbass7149 you can tell all the guys on the bus and the guy Chris are all bottoms.

[@fathertime1056]

@@dunbass7149 I think he means feminine with feminine instead of feminine with masculine.

[@dunbass7149]

@@fathertime1056 ok ?, we aren’t straight

[@semajco]

I used to watch NEXT, Room Raiders, Parental Control, MADE, and TrueLife so I can catch a gay episode back in the day.

[@J_Mock92]

It always felt like such a treat, and I'd get so excited! Lol there really wasn't a lot of "gay" stuff on regular cable back then. I was _enamored_ when we got the higher tiered package for the first time that included Logo, and even moreso when we got a deal that included HBO and Showtime... 😂 Watching all the cheesy gay romcoms and the first season of Drag Race on Logo changed my life, and then seeing Queer as Folk for the first time on Showtime was a whole other level LMFAO

[@Facepalm9]

You just unlocked a cluster of core memories. I need to go back and watch all of these.

[@Mike90317]

My afternoons for years! And with classmates doing homework made it so much better to watch 😂😂😂😂

[@ccharles33]

Room raiders was insane he has to do some of those!

[@shawnstum5323]

Ooh don't forget "Date My Mom" also a completely underrated classic, especially because supportive moms

[@floormee]

I am howling. I forgot how great this show was. Omg please please let this be a whole series of you watching and reacting to this show!!!

[@baiapluka9737]

"A Disney vilain from Albercombie"..This is why I love you!! That joke I quote made my day.

[@Ryanmanification]

And this is why I love the good old days of MTV. Uncut, unbiased, unabridged, no guidance. Just pure boldness gold

[@lypsy5549]

Boot-cut, stone washed jeans, sandals, popped-collar polo with a shirt underneath...this definitely gave me flashbacks to gay bars in 2003. I can practically smell the Abercrombie cologne wafting through the screen.

[@TheRealityofFake]

I used to love Next! I especially loved the people who would immediately call next for the smallest thing and quickly work there way through everyone on the bus and then get surprised when the producers told them there are no more contestants 🤣

[@lex224]

This is the type of unhinged messiness I miss from reality tv. Seeing Evan being slighted was satisfying, you definitely need to roast more early 00s reality shows

[@Buckboy2024]

Yes!

[@merijnverwijmeren3922]

I beg you with all of my heart… PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE!!!

[@Cristin647]

Oh, PLEASE more roasts of shows like this. They're hysterical

[@christopheder7751]

I would watch 20 more episodes of this in one sitting.

[@matthewsteffens5162]

It was the pause on the video the SECOND he said "african dance". This show was so goooood. They always did weird activities outside. more of this.

[@SH-sq6pz]

And it was always at the local SoCal park to keep the budget cheap as possible

[@grandmasgopnik9642]

I know the costume change 💀

[@du3844-m4v]

Yea that had me scared...the early 2000s were a different time

[@lilahpearleee]

the daft punk digital love playing in the background as alex heads out on the date is ICONIC

[@rugbybeef]

Wait what? He "promotes for clubs, worships Gwen Stefani, and wears girl jeans" but then suddenly on the bus he "works at a Christian camp and does drama stuff"? What club is he promoting at 18, the school Christian pray around the flagpole club?

[@KF-tq2df]

I’m pretty sure I read a fact somewhere saying they just made up random facts for people

[@jeffrey2673]

I’ll let you know what happened haha

[@dannimalsholderbro]

So, there was a “Christian club” in my town where they played dance music, had pool tables, etc. but didn’t serve alcohol and like you couldn’t wear anything too “revealing” in there. Maybe that’s the type of club he promotes? 😂

[@miasma1718]

"why are they doing hair in a FIELD?" I'm on the floor

[@SpeciesXCV]

Evan literally looked like if Will Ferrel and Adam Sandler had a gay child, I remember watching this episode as a gay kid and thought these guys are completely not it 💀💀

[@archerlangfield8189]

Yaaaas

[@funcats1999]

same! I'm only 24 ijn comparrison so i only peripherally remember celeb rehab type shoes that were this crazy. But i 100% found half then men very pedestrian looking compared to today and to then

[@bicuriousdirtbikeboi2594]

I thought they were all hot

[@jillschaefer1360]

Matteo's face on "all raw food" got me 😂 I never watched this show, but I absolutely would keep doing these ride along watches with him

[@damonroberts9402]

Back in 2005, I actually had an afternoon hookup with a guy, and after we were done, he told me he was on the newest episode of Next airing in an hour. But for the "straight" next

[@agirlfromjersey]

You should make this a series. I could binge watch this 😂

[@Cjmacj]

I think the bus took up 90% of the budget. Hilarious video Matteo, thank you

[@chiming_in]

PLEEASE do more NEXT reviews. Make it a weekly thing. I LOVED that show and who better to do the recap than you!

[@bostonreese4807]

I’m 36 and this was one of the best shows MTV had. It was absolute debauchery. I’m still living for the show.🎉

[@thearmchairanthropologist1683]

My roommates had to check on me twice while I was watching this, I started choking from laughing so hard. This was hysterical.

[@regina_filange2.0]

I died with Mateos line "with 2 hair transplants, you'd better believe I'm ready for your wind"😅😂 Laughing right along with Chris haha

[@frances2112]

“These guys are trailblazers” 😂 3:49

[@jdallencooper]

OK, so the fact that you are calling Evan out on his bullshit is very sexy and he’s definitely not caring about any of like I think he probably thinks that he’s gonna get a whole bunch of money from MTV, but I’m pretty sure that never happened

[@jdallencooper]

I watched this when I was 14 years old at my grandma’s house because she was the one that had cable so this show was on MTV

[@ml9867]

Like a Giant Sequoia, huh? So it's brown, uncut, points straight up, has a lot of foliage, 2 inch pine cones, a thick layer of bark that's fire resistant, & is rich in chemicals that keep away insect pests & prevent rotting.

[@lex224]

Sounds like the whole package

[@hg82met]

What's not to like?

[@Basementjacks]

Damn. I'll double up and pass on to the next person 😂 sounds like a lot of work.

[@josef2012]

Oh,you're one of those people...

[@topogigio7031]

Zoomers will make a joke out of everything unless it includes sexuality, then it's a scary No No

[@StephyM.C.]

Flava of Love, PLEASE!! Ms Tiffany Pollard is an Icon!

[@a.d.peterson1981]

Please do EVERY GAY EPISODE OF NEXT! This is pure art, and a great Sunday sermon. Luv u Matteo!

[@gsabaybay8]

PLEASE do more!!!! This was so perfect

[@tippy7831]

Please review Room Raiders! That show gave me so much anxiety the thought of a boy randomly rumaging through all the stuff in my room. The phrase "Boom! Panty drawer!" Is forever burned into my brain. Not sure if there were gay episodes but there probably was.

[@jamesmorgan1967]

Please do more episodes like this! One of your best!

[@GB-TX]

The video I never knew I needed. Hands down. Yes.

[@Buckboy2024]

Yes!

[@adonisomni]

This was HILARIOUS!! Omg how I miss “Next”! MORE PLEASE!

[@blitzz9]

Totally genius. It’s super important this gets revisited today because the young queens need to know your gay history!

[@blitzz9]

Love this!1!

[@calikat8654]

Couldn't stop cry laughing through this entire video. That era feels like a lifetime ago.

[@robertleadley9152]

Damnit Mateo I'm healing from a broken rib and I think I just re-broke it laughing so hard at this. My parting phrase with my friends is now "Bye bye Chewbaccaaaaaa!!"

[@sauvignonblanc0]

I empathise so much. Recuperating from a rib too

[@MrMdiaz84]

Yall just a bunch of Adams😂

[@robertleadley9152]

@@MrMdiaz84 I'm a McRib.

[@themightymarty82]

This needs to be a series immediately!

[@justincaldwell2527]

9:17 " My Mom and Dad don't know", so now that I'm out on national TV let's see if I can still keep up appearances. What the hell over!

[@kyliefan7]

😂😂😂Mom and Dad are also stupid!! Lmao or blind??? 😂😂😂

[@micsgreen23]

These roasts are my new favorite soap opera

[@ml9867]

Please do every gay LGBT episode of Next.

[@uri0606]

There was only one, and thank god for that.

[@anthonygonzalez585]

I forgot how unhinged early 00’s reality tv was, please please please do more of these!

[@jonathanrio6587]

I love how comfortable Potato is talking about his hair transplants. Too many famous people have work done and act like they didn't and then we all try to live up to their standards. Thanks Potato, for being real!

[@Chrismpthr3e]

Thank you for this video. I needed this today. My teenage years all over again. 🤣🤣

[@cameronbatko]

Next, room raiders, and parental control all such great shows

[@twitch.yamez8903]

YES! Please do more! Room Raiders, Parental Control, Dismissed, wasn't there one where a mom went on the dates and picked the person for their kid or something? I'm sure there's some amazing episodes of Made too. And if you really wanna get crazy, revisit A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila 🤣

[@AnthonyJMurph]

Yes! We need to talk about the brain rot of TV in the early 2000s. It is so cringe looking back at it.

[@Vampirekiss12]

The dancer guy already had someone wrapped around him, plus the guy getting back on the bus did not even ask why he was in his speedo. Lol

[@TlalliTube]

Please do more content like this! 😂😂

[@DiegoLearnsSpanish]

This healed something within me

[@guygardner8308]

Please do more of these!

[@FiercedeityBrad]

Chris laughing and giggling made this 1000% funnier 😂

[@definingkrabbypatty]

I need 100 of these reaction videos about 2000s reality shows rn!

[@bea4156]

OMG YES I would watch Mateo react to literally every episode of NEXT 😂😂

[@blakejohnson8831]

We need more of this.

[@blondi4064]

That was the most hilarious thing I’ve seen lately. The nostalgia is real.

[@lorofcb3]

More please. I was in my late teens early twenties and binge watched those unhinged car crashes of shows. LOVE this video :D

[@surheal8649]

13:46 THATS THAT MEME!! So that's where it was from 😂😭😭

[@topogigio7031]

You Zoomers are so subhuman 😊

[@topogigio7031]

Must be a horrible life, being so ignorant that simple interactions go over your head. At least I know my job will never be threatened. Can't lose a job to a younger generation if they don't have the degree. 100% more faith in teenage Gen Alpha than grown ass Zoomers

[@kitsunefire1]

​@@topogigio7031Jesus, who pissed in your Cheerios this morning?

[@unretiredqueenhalo9691]

I need more of these Mateo! ❤

[@RichNDNGuy]

More of these please Matteo

[@melvosisjoe]

I remember watching these - and they're still just as messy and fun. PLEASE do more!

[@brianhennessey9021]

MORE OF THIS. 100% agree this was top tier MTV. Rope Nick into watching it too!

[@laurakelly4539]

Omg please do parental control, dismissed ,room raiders , date my mom ! This is gold!

[@johnhail9559]

More please! WE NEED MORE!!! 😂

[@Hello6212]

Please do more of these!😂

[@mrtgg114]

Matteo you need to keep this going, I haven't laughed this hard in ages, just absolute gold.

[@leandromv170]

PLEASE DO MORE OF THESE!!

[@Emily2002xo]

This amazing… I need more Video On Trial staring Matteo Lane 😂

[@romany5free]

I remember being so shocked when guys on Room Raiders would automatically turn down a girl if he checked a girl’s underwear drawer and found undies that weren’t sexy. Hello! Women aren’t wearing thongs overnight while they are on their periods. Then finally there was one guy that said something along the lines of “I have sisters. I get it.” Now I know I shouldn’t have been shocked, but sometimes it’s the most obvious things.

[@m_martha_e]

Please do more of these 00s shows. Your commentary and the editing are chef’s kiss!

[@l.a7710]

OMG! I totally remember watching this show! thank you for the fun memories Mateo, you made my day!!!! your commentaries are GOLD!

[@stepps511]

Matteo, this is the BEST! More, please!

[@elim4605]

Wow bringing back memories I forgot I ever had. Love this!

[@hg82met]

I can watch you watch and comment on this show all day!

[@mattwhitaker7174]

Thank you for bringing back Next! Such a classic!

[@amadeusandrew76]

Can you please do more, please! Your commentary was EVERYTHING.

[@chris-xq4eo]

Please please PLEASE do all of the next videos. This was soo hilarious! 😂❤

[@obliviouscandybar]

Jeff has the skater cut! I was trying to describe it to my younger cousin and how the guys would flip their hair. It was all the rage.

[@McMatt86]

These MTV reviews are giving me life 😂 Matteo smashing it out of the park once again!

[@j.johnson7296]

Yes!! More show reviews!

[@ladypoplollibug]

Matteo omg - you reacting to 2000s reality tv is everything I need in my life right now. Please. More!!! 😍

[@Ramoniia]

This was hilarious, I want more!!

[@InLoveWith41]

This was hysterical!! I need more. Please make this a series.

[@kaylinsmith6921]

The way I yelled, "No, we don't!" at Carlos' third fact. Mary, on what planet?

[@NickGeorgiou]

I'm so glad you introduced this incredible episode to more people. People need to study this. This is art. More 2000's messy shows!

[@patticurtis9532]

You HAVE to do more of these! You are so funny and entertaining!

[@jacquelynstewart6965]

We were SO YOUNG watching this show. It had to have left some sort of impact on us. Completely ludacris 😂

[@jeffrey2673]

I’m so down for a reunion😅

[@nellebrackins1174]

Please more. I was in tears watching this