Basically Star Wars Outlaws

[@MatthewMcCleskey]

Watch my other Star Wars videos here! kzbin.info/aero/PLopl3F-3Rzek_YEVt2h72MZyoOjaVz3gA

[@kreganf]

XD AHAHAHAHA fantastic

[@mightysrk]

Hahahahah but why did she kick the pee outta the one guy and just bop the other guy? That was hilarious.

[@AntoineWilliams7118]

Can you do one with Biden-Harris

[@daymenleo6895]

yep girl wars Xstream its the future of gaming!

[@calokbrown1365]

I love how the guys wearing helmets went down in one punch but that one guy without a helmet took dozens of punches.

[@MerryMac1000]

He had been alerted so he gets the sponge HP for "difficulty"

[@Asterra2]

I like how the punches in this video look calculatingly flaccid, when the reality is that's about how efficacious they look in the actual game.

[@MetaITurtle]

Even though this game has these problems, it brought the gaming community together lol

[@jkdking12]

@@MetaITurtleI agree I haven’t seen people agree on hating a game this much since the launch of Battlefront 2.

[@jamesvan2201]

i dont think either of them had masks. i think those were their actual faces. XD because they both looked the same.

[@rwberger6]

You forgot the part where she ducks in a patch of mildly tall grass for 5 seconds and everyone who was shooting her forgets she exists.

[@level9drow856]

AND loosley dense grass, very thin grass.

[@TheDanteEX]

I actually viewed Kay in the grass from the enemy's perspective in photo mode and she's virtually unseeable.

[@Plasmagon99]

Half Tall grass Medium tall grass Grass half full 2 quater grass 1.5/3 grass

[@lordraydens]

assassin's creed remembers

[@ohmainzte]

They're eating the ducks

[@lets3]

Fun Fact: Kay Vess was actually going to be in the original trilogy. However, Lucas scrapped her scenes when he realized she could just punch the Death Star out of orbit.

[@Iffy350]

I think you’re thinking of Kyle Katarn.

[@affordablehousing9116]

​@@Iffy350 right over, like a nice breeze

[@timbo_homeslice]

​@@affordablehousing9116No, no, he's got a point

[@dimas3829]

Jar Jar is the key to all this.

[@peposo7]

so, you say she was going to be the original Mary Sue?

[@jeffk.9075]

wordle as the computer hack is everything.

[@_Jackal_Gaming]

😂 fr

[@R0GU351GN4L]

@Istian_Ikes You're shitting me... Right?

[@stevencolor3389]

Its also how fallout does it's hacking, though it only tells you how many correct letters not their placement.

[@letsreadtextbook1687]

She doesn't even get it at the last chance 😭

[@MatthewMcCleskey]

@@R0GU351GN4L It's with star wars symbols but like...yeah it's wordle

[@Noperare]

Forget the force, I want to know what Kay Vess did to get her super strenght to ONE PUNCH a fully armored stormtrooper. Girl is not even buff, yet, her bare fists hit like a truck.

[@MatthewMcCleskey]

I liked it at first - feels like classic Star Wars when bonking stormtrooper heads and knocking them out! But after the 15th time it's like...okay somethings off.

[@stavidjenkins]

Obviously her daily routine is simply ONE HUNDRED PUSH-UPS....ONE HUNDRED SIT-UPS....ONE HUNDRED SQUATS....AND A 10k RUN

[@brendanw8136]

​@@stavidjenkinsBut she's not bald tho

[@hafirenggayuda]

Rumors said she meant to have cybernetic arm or some sort of weapon attachment.

[@finfrog3237]

@@brendanw8136 That isn't her hair, that is the hide of some fuzzy beast she bonked on the head.

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

Remember when open world games first started coming out and we all thought video games were just going to keep getting better and crazier? I remember.

[@thedeadpoolwhochuckles.6852]

I remember when NPCs would react to my character being mildly annoying.

[@angelcrush3320]

I member 🍇

[@wiresvn]

Or how games started incorporating destructible environment and physics to world object, but they reverted to just putting pretty graphics on everything and calling it a day.

[@incaseofelimination7804]

​@@wiresvn Yeah man... First game that comes to mind for me is the OG Gears games vs the new 2. Destructible environments completely removed... It's all pretty and colorful though

[@AntonGully]

They are getting better and crazier, just not this mainstream crap.

[@bigyoshi5170]

“This level is pretty good but we should have Darth Vader show up and play Angry Birds in the background of the cutscene here, that’ll make the game perfect!” -Ubisoft Devs

[@username1660]

In semi-defense of Ubisoft, pretty much every Star War project at this point will force in one cameo or another whether it fits or not.

[@witchinggecko4271]

Wait, really?

[@jordank1813]

​@@username1660 Seriously though... For real?

[@username1660]

@@jordank1813 The Marvel-ifcation of media and its consequences

[@SwayzeConnor-n4m]

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[@Doctorgeo7]

This video isn't even exaggerating! This is exactly what Star Wars Outlaw gameplay is like!

[@Kiristovai]

And it's fun honestly (well, to me), regardless!

[@realLow-Key]

@@Kiristovai Its as fun as cancer

[@Kiristovai]

@@realLow-Key I'm sorry you're not having fun with it. My nana had cancer and I can assure you this game is more fun than what she went through.

[@realLow-Key]

@@Kiristovai I'm sure the people in the insane asylums are having a wonderful time playing it.

[@Kiristovai]

@@realLow-Key ok we get it, you don't like it. That doesn't mean others can't enjoy it. Jesus lol people these days. Critique it or go spend your life doing something you enjoy. Don't just say "it sucks" and give no reasons why lol

[@unluckyfives]

I was expecting the door unlocking to just go on for 3 minutes

[@BooleanCorporation]

The lockpicking is really a test of how much input lag your system has. I'm playing on both PC and Luna (streamed) and while streaming it, it takes me like 14 tries to nail the rhythm, and on PC is like plip-plip-plop, I'm in.

[@zachmcguire6659]

@@BooleanCorporationwell sort of it’s more of timing I watch the pattern for about 25 seconds before attempting the input only one that really gave me trouble was the vault cage in jabba’s place

[@frankieyamz]

you people have zero rhythm capability 😂

[@bradenmitchell5565]

@@BooleanCorporation You know what rhythm games have? Calibration.

[@BooleanCorporation]

​@@bradenmitchell5565 You calibrate yourself by the third time you have to do it. All these gameplays are showing "the first minutes" of the experience, in which Kay sucks big time. Your speeder is slow, your aim sucks, your hacking is primitive, your lockpicking is subpar (but that's on you, there's no upgrades I've found so far) Your vessel is basic and requires tons of work to go chasing those orbital missions. It's a game you need to put time into for it to live up to its premise. If you go burning the main quest only, not only is short, it may become frustrating.

[@MW-cx3sb]

I was expecting her to just stand still and have the enemies look her in the eyes while saying 'what was that? Is somebody there?'

[@bramvanherck4107]

The second senario was extremely realistic, i too would ignore my guard duties and not hear my buddy getting beaten up if a cute little creature did a tiny dance. 10/10 realistic ai

[@Immoskyl]

perhaps that's why you're not a guard

[@tabascochill5705]

and then get knocked out in one hit

[@BrightLord1823]

​@@Immoskylactually that's why he's the perfect candidate for guard duty

[@firenze6478]

If only the town rat Marshall was here. Not the evil Marshall, but the new Marshall. Who is only possibly evil. He still hasn’t shot me though, so that’s a good sign.

[@rwberger6]

I don't know, something about that music that plays whenever he comes around seems untrustworthy.

[@KittyKatty999]

He isn't even *that* corrupt

[@ericv00]

I could tell this wasn't in-game footage because I could see real letters in the wordle puzzle.

[@BooleanCorporation]

There's a setting to change the symbols for numbers iirc, but it takes off the immersion even more. Same with Sabbacc cards. What I'm a bit pissed is that the only penalty for not breaching the terminal within the allotted sockets is merely getting less (or none at all) credits.

[@ericv00]

@@BooleanCorporation Wait... So the wordle puzzles are ACTUALLY wordle puzzles? That's awful... and hilarious. Man, what a trainwreck of a release, feels like a suit made the devs shove out an alpha version of the game.

[@BooleanCorporation]

@@ericv00 Nah, playing it makes more sense than whatever gameplay video you may watch. I started not giving two craps about what reviewers say, unless is someone like jayvee, who I consider unbiased.

[@ericv00]

@@BooleanCorporation Wordle is not my idea of a minigame in this style of game, but that is a matter of taste. The "trainwreck" comes from the hilarious volume of glitches I've seen watching streams in real time, not compilations. Getting stuck in geometry, AI breaks, pathfinding errors, inappropriate animations, etc. In two streams I watched, a major break happened every 10 minutes at least. Oh, and sequence breaks. That was a thing too, haha! Aside from that, most of the design choices were baffling to me. Wordle falls into that, but I didn't know you could make it actual wordle.

[@BooleanCorporation]

@@ericv00 I haven't experienced even 5% of what these streamers are suffering. Can't relate. But also I'm biased so can't expect people to see it like I do. I wanted for a long time a game in which you are NOT a mis-represented Jedi that turns to the Dark Side and back as the plot needs be. I'm invested in this story, while I can't work out on other (I won't name them) games of recent appearance. Level design and the whole atmosphere is SO spot on on this game that put others to shame (providing you dig the OG trilogy aesthetics, creature design and combat sequences, with all its goofyness). I'm in the minority (on the internet at least) that's vocal about how I like this game, but it is what it is. I won't convince you (or anyone, for that matter) because if you don't like these type of games (that prioritize the ambience over other stuff), more akin to The Division, FarCry and Watchdogs, you won't enjoy this game no matter what.

[@bulbus7062]

You don’t need the force when you’ve got the power of bugs and cuteness on your side

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

Kay Vess is not cute 😂 the actress that played her, sure, but the downgraded character model… helllll no Edit: I didn’t think this was gonna start some comment war. I’ll admit when I first read this comment I didn’t realize he was talking about Nix. That being said, I’m not gonna apologize or change what I said. This kind of intentional downgrading/uglyficaiton needs to be called out when developers do this, especially since it ever goes one way. If someone truly cared about female representation or respecting them, then they should be upset that studios take this woman’s appearance and then drastically change them to fit what they think is “acceptable beauty standards” to instead of trying to capture and preserve her how she is. I am not ashamed for speaking out against this practice nor will I be silent because some want to read this as “sexist”.

[@bulbus7062]

@@Lawrence_Talbot I was referring to Nix

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

@@bulbus7062fair enough

[@MatthewMcCleskey]

Consider that women don't exist to be attractive to you. Also consider that it's a matter of opinion. Also consider not going around on the Internet touting how unattractive people are to you because that's a pretty unattractive quality in a person.

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

@@MatthewMcCleskey I never said women existed to be attractive to me. What I am pointing out is the intentional downgrading of the character model. She looks almost nothing like Humberly Gonzalez. If my likeness was used to create a character then massively changed, I’d be disappointed they changed it and question why I was hired at all. It’s just really weird is all I’m saying

[@erics8192]

you forgot hiding in the grass and having the enemies lose sight of you even though you were 3 feet away when you hid

[@gavinabney4023]

Bros never played assassins creed

[@erics8192]

@@gavinabney4023 playing through black flag, the AI is WAY better when it comes to knowing where you are if it sees you hide in the grass

[@dandy6876]

​@@gavinabney4023CORRECTION(I've never played Assassin's Creed)

[@ab-rw9jk]

- ... But we have those protective helmets, so nothing can hurt us. - Let me show you how wrong you are!

[@BurtonHohman]

I mean Nix dancing would absolutely work on me if I was a guard

[@SirNubbin]

The absolute pounding that first guard got in the background vs the second was peak.

[@dareka9425]

Game bugs are painful to experience but hilarious to watch.

[@elishamorgan]

Ain't that the truth haha

[@XenoSpyro]

Unless it's a Source ragdoll, then it's always good.

[@jonsku6662]

I've heard of questioning existence But the last guard having existence question him? That's some Ubisoft shit right there

[@flyingrancidm00nfish7]

He questioned existence one too many times, so existence went "here, let's see how YOU like it!!"

[@repstylegaming9730]

Same vibe as Mary Jane one shotting symbiotes when I gotta air combo them for 20 seconds.

[@Clintdaddy412]

That creepy 1970s lord of the rings animation is scary and hilarious at the same time.😂😂

[@MelRetro]

*They made this game before and it was WAY Better.* *It’s called Beyond Good and Evil*

[@zamvalis_official]

"You're CRUISIN' for a BRUISIN', Jade!"

[@BostilCensurado]

You might be on to something here, so what they mean by AAAA game is that they got two AA games stuck in development hell and mixed them to release another game for a quick cash grab

[@heypistolero]

Rumor has it BGaE2 got scrapped for this.

[@xuruiyu]

One of the few instances when the graphics are more lifelike in these skits than the actual game

[@futuza]

I like how the poor enemy is transported to the shadow realm when Kay stares at him aggressively.

[@peposo7]

that weird bug-eye she often have might be the source.

[@MaximumRD]

Oddly, this is the first thing that I’ve seen that encourages me to try the game.

[@-DRIP]

The fucking bop on the head 💀

[@nitrokid]

The 'bonk' stealth kills in this game is just...😂

[@Cloofinder]

"Dank Ferrik!" Ngl that doesnt sound like some star wars vibe swear words. Sounds more like a brand of weed store or a beer bottle brand.

[@theyearwas1473]

This is basically every video I've seen about the game play.

[@mervunit]

All of this is on the highest difficulty too

[@Austroid]

0:22 I've never heard a more chilling sound 😱

[@DamplyDoo]

uuuUUUGGGHHhhhh.

[@rubbinman]

The AI in this game should be renamed to Artificial Ignorance

[@bloodrunsclear]

*Nix Shoots Stormtrooper in the head four feet away from active patrol* Other Stormtroopers: 'Must have been the wind!'

[@Bac_Drowned]

You did a better job of designing the character's appearances than* Ubisoft did *Thank you to the person who told me about my typo :)

[@DamplyDoo]

@1:39 when the chipotle is back on it's way out 💀🔥

[@pkonneker]

This actress did an amazing job. Loved the wordle as a game puzzle 😂

[@Wr41thgu4rd]

Did she?

[@SquinkyEXE]

woah she can walk AND move her arms?! TRULY AN AMAZING PERFORMANCE!

[@MichaelJaeYT]

fank derrik

[@MatthewMcCleskey]

New baby name just dropped

[@JusticeGamingNY]

​@@MatthewMcCleskeywhat?

[@SynthLizard8]

I still have a spark of animosity towards that commenter that insinuated that I had sexist double-standards that Kay could punch out people with helmets with her bare hands and they should at least gave her a stun baton or something.

[@Kiristovai]

@@SynthLizard8 they actually do give a stun baton but it's earned way later. As much as I do love the game I wish it had been given from the beginning to make the melee make more sense.

[@SanttuValtteri]

@@Kiristovai She could've at least pistol-whipped them, though with Stormtroopers, that would be overkill.

[@aquapendulum]

Her blaster has stun mode and the game could just rely on that as a tool of non-lethal takedowns. But Massive just had to make the ridiculous melee takedown animations.

[@Kiristovai]

@@SanttuValtteri I wish, especially as sometimes you have your pistol in your hand and it'll do a pistol whip animation takedown but then the pistol vanishes mid-animation

[@ihavegymnastics]

An insulting game that fits perfectly into the Star Wars universe that is Disney.

[@medigoomnis]

Lmao as if you even needed anything to distract them, just crouch, it's enough.

[@Rougenstein]

Disney is the worst these days.

[@TheTraveler980]

AAAA quality, folks... and I mean it for this video, while sarcastic for the game.

[@ahlija]

When I 1st saw that she knocking ST out with barefist in their helmet, I knew this was just gonna be stupid.

[@smyk3ns]

RIP UBISOFT

[@captainfach]

I'm loving this game a lot but I can't lie that was hilarious

[@valmid5069]

*Star Wars Humor:* Hello There!

[@StardustSynchron]

Sweet spin move

[@curtishammer748]

"I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!"

[@JamingReal]

"Must have been the wind"

[@AlaiasAlias]

Ah an AAAA space game that actually makes even Starfield seem like a fun game 😂

[@dawesome_sauce]

I read the hack as 'force Darth Jawas,' and let me say, I now have a new vision of the sith to top Darth Jar Jar.

[@Higsby100]

Looks way better than the actual outlaws

[@bloodred255]

I like how the guard claime to be dead after what is typically a non lethal take down in games

[@RudoMike21]

Star Wars Outlaws is definitely a Ubisoft game

[@skyair3444]

It’s like they got the same developers 2k15 to make the game.

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

Please do a part 2, 3, 4. I could watch videos meming this game all day

[@AppleEnglishNetwork]

The alien and actress’s design in this video look like Lilo and Stitch going on a space adventure 😅😂

[@legndaryhero]

1:32 PlayStation version be like

[@ChrisHansen6900]

That's every version

[@legndaryhero]

@@ChrisHansen6900 Except Xbox. I’ve had no issues while playing on my Xbox Series X.

[@maximk9964]

That's some AAAA quality right there. One criticism, if I may: your characters are too charming for this game

[@Somemessdude]

This has to be a post-updated one. In the earlier days, you were forced to go in stealth mode and if they saw you, you’re “CAUGHT” and thrown out… that’s it, you couldn’t kill them or guns blazing for hideout

[@marcwaller3657]

It depends on the mission. Some let you kill people, some don't.

[@BooleanCorporation]

@@marcwaller3657 It's been patched. You can go bananas unless some NPC requires you to be quiet to survive their share. The thing is I've found combat to be easier now, and the WANTED status resets quicker... I had a weird occurrence in which I literally blasted everything and everyone in one room, alarms screaming, full on alert, an after crossing the door, people on the next room were like chilling. It used to be Storm Troopers going door to door searching for you. Maybe I need to up the difficulty to get that thrill back.

[@Turkeysammich3000]

The fact that there’s a Lucasfilm ad before this video plays, makes this priceless.

[@ultralance7470]

Her beating the guys ass while the other guy watches the pet was hilarious

[@TankUni]

At some point someone at Ubisoft must have pointed out that gamers would find it ludicrous that armored opponents could be knocked out with a tap to the jaw.

[@joaquinsandoval5370]

and that's Outlaws in a _good day_

[@healsallwounds]

They should have had Kay shoot enemies with the stun setting on her blaster or at least give her a cybernetic arm or an electrostaff. Her fisting all these guards with her bare hands is just kinda silly.

[@MatthewMcCleskey]

There is the stun blast you can use but it has a cooldown that makes it only useful for emergency KO's

[@healsallwounds]

@@MatthewMcCleskeyThat’s an odd mechanic, considering you can fire off as many stun blasts as you want in conventional Star Wars media.

[@writingref]

@@healsallwounds They sort of explain that her blaster is a really old model and it overheats. Thats why there's this whole overheating mechanic so you can't just go fully auto and need to upgrade it. Its a bit of a story contrivance to make a stealth video game work in a world where you have all sorts of ranged stun equipment. Also, you can find a stun baton later but its for bigger enemies. don't know - I totally get the bad reviews. The stealth was annoying and hard at first (and it sucked that you had to restart so far away) and made the game boring, but once you got upgraded I found it fun. So they just made it too hard to start out with in my opinion. Big learning curve.

[@JeancarlosRPerez]

Your Animations. Smooth Criminal. Your portrayal of the game? It looks like slogging through mud and fighting NPC's as smart as slugs

[@Shido19]

Exactly, just like the real gameplay :v

[@beowulfsrevenge4369]

"I can slice the controls, but my Huttesse is rusty!"

[@g.o.d.s.e.y.e100]

0:54 Why she got inverted cake

[@Robert-fr9wl]

Idk bro, bro😢😢😢

[@thishollowhill]

Cause she's gross looking in game. Lmao.

[@nox22119]

DEI

[@Vinnyfab]

sad and true, i stopped buying ubisoft a long time ago

[@Mattball82]

1:01 omfg the way she walks like “nothing can happen to meee” 😂😂😂

[@DeanShanra]

Graphics look better

[@seaninflorida9741]

I haven't played the game, but this is hilarious. I enjoyed that she had to play Wordle to unlock the thing-a-ma-jig.

[@grizzle273463]

Why the hate? This is AAAA gaming at its finest. I am ashamed to have not preordered it.

[@PersonausdemAll]

What

[@Darkwater1886]

I want to see Space Marine 2 on here so bad now.

[@MatthewMcCleskey]

Is that so...

[@Darkwater1886]

@@MatthewMcCleskey hell yea sir! The story is rife for satire lol

[@JusticeGamingNY]

​@@Darkwater1886that game is testosterone fueled greatness that shits on ubisofts trash game

[@joshuakarr-BibleMan]

I find your A Scanner Darkly animation style mesmerizing.

[@Memnoch_the_Devil]

Nice job with the focusing, when she was beating up the guard in the background

[@g-rated-g]

I made the weirdest laugh with that Wordle joke. Good one

[@khmergodhobbies]

more entertaining the actual game, thank you

[@thebeauchinator]

It's truly amazing how many games that before this one and were made for a fraction of the budget have better enemy AI. Because it's basically all of them.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

I half expected the goons would known themselves out when knocking on their helmets. :P

[@wolfeyeseillson2112]

normally I will say "you act lack of emotion" but in this case you just being faithful to the source material.

[@Alexalicious]

A lot of other people making a really big deal out of Stormtroopers getting knocked out by her fists, but it's not even close to the first time something ridiculous has knocked them out. Remember Ewoks? XD

[@Alexalicious]

@@TheNefastor Rocks thrown by teddy bears can't be that much worse ;p

[@Goochen]

A thrown rock by a midget is going to have way more force and potentially concentrated on a point than the slow punching animation she throws out.

[@BooleanCorporation]

@@Alexalicious Stick and stones may break my bones... specially from Ewoks.

[@Alexalicious]

@@BooleanCorporation lol They are kinda scary though

[@BooleanCorporation]

@@Alexalicious People tend to forget that they were really invested into eating PEOPLE.

[@teh_durgenburn4968]

This unironically has better face animations than the game

[@CodSlap]

I’ve watched a playthroughof this game. Can confirm - this is 100% accurate. Great job!

[@Filmfiend27]

“Tell ‘em McCleskey. Tell ‘em what time it is!”

[@lamlam2750]

I feel like if you make a game called “Star Wars Outlaws”, you shouldn’t make your main character look like a zany middle school guidance counselor.

[@dn8750]

Their first test at letting the same AI that created the game be in the game didn't go as planned, so they decided to recoup their losses as much as they could by saying it's the first "AAAA" game. I mean the most adaptive and adept part of the game is shooting plants....

[@hugoclarke3284]

It's like Oblivion without the imagination

[@John_Dun]

one punch jedi

[@VampireNoblesse]

accurate depiction of Vess's visual vibes xD

[@Gdig666]

i cant believe how accurate that actually was

[@DK-th5nt]

To be fair I too would get distracted by a cute fluffy axolotl thing.

[@kellymoses8566]

I really want at least somewhat physically accurate combat where people have simplistic bones and organs that can be damaged depending on where they are hit and how hard.

[@tonymastro42]

Oh is that how distract works? I go loud way before that 😂

[@ChrisDidGood]

I havn't played the game, but the more of these kinds of videos I see, the more I want to play it just to experience it first hand 😂

[@strikeforcealpha9343]

I honestly think this is what they were thinking.

[@loganpraz2566]

Yep accurate, also as soon as I unlocked the power module it was over that’s all I use now and just one shot everyone from miles away (and if you don’t miss they don’t know you’re there)

[@sonicprimus4377]

Dora the explorer

[@XDarkSlayerX]

That ending had me dying