Great episode Matt! Here's another interesting one... I read a couple of years ago about a man trying to smuggle 94 iPhones into China by taping them to his body. He got caught because of his strange walk and posture! No kidding... =)
@goaphoenix7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, very ironic.But that guy doesn't seem to be the smartest person on this planet so... ;)
@contrab6nd7 жыл бұрын
*-Tusengubben-*
@zzxsorenzzx99087 жыл бұрын
Tusengubben In Tennesse a total of 30kg of cocaine were smuggled into the state by Mexican Resturants the drugs were hidden in between tortilla shells that were being brought in it was only due to an undercover operation that it was found out about.
@goaphoenix7 жыл бұрын
No, they were iPhones. I doubled checked just now. Google "man smuggled 94 iPhones"...
@goaphoenix7 жыл бұрын
Wow! Impressively creative I have to say...
@snackyarmy7387 жыл бұрын
Matt was trying to smuggle a wig, got caught, and thought of this video. Good Job Matt 😂
@lilchapo12497 жыл бұрын
Snacky Army lmao
@blackpink5_7817 жыл бұрын
Snacky Army XD
@beanovids23427 жыл бұрын
+Snacky Army since dank memes
@finnamonbun35937 жыл бұрын
Snacky Army 😂
@akillermelon7 жыл бұрын
Snacky Army all I could think of was a dude who had 110 condemns full of heroine up his butt
@mustardtiger98757 жыл бұрын
Matt smuggled a knowledge whale into America
@Blackwolffe0977 жыл бұрын
Mustard Tiger He smuggled my step mom 😭
@RequiemPoete7 жыл бұрын
Mustard Tiger: Lord knows we need it.
@seeya2057 жыл бұрын
That's not illegal. There are a lot of whales in America.
@Shikabambi7 жыл бұрын
way to play along
@devinknowles75477 жыл бұрын
He was referring to his step mom as the whale.
@cbronoord7 жыл бұрын
Sometimes smuggling goes well. A true Dutch story: In WW2 at the Dutch border with Belgium, a farmer walked over the border with a bikecycle and a bucket filled with sand. He did thid almost every day. And of course he was checked often by the border control. They would empty the bucket, check his bike, but they couldn't find nothing, so each time they let him pass. After the war, the farmer met the guy who patrolled the border. And the soldier asked him "Man, you have to tell me. Every day you walked bij with a bucket of sand, and never did we find anything. So what exactly was it you were smuggling?" The farmer looked at him and said... "Bicyles"
@nataliatheweirdo7 жыл бұрын
Christiaan Bronoord oh wow thats clever 😂😂
@anad.68967 жыл бұрын
Christiaan Bronoord dude... that's genius
@ravenlockwood34167 жыл бұрын
Christiaan Bronoord - good one lol
@malinjohansson69427 жыл бұрын
Haha i love it’
@adelicioustaco4127 жыл бұрын
Am I missing something, cause I don’t get it.
@Hello-ep2fx7 жыл бұрын
My dad smuggled me into my mom....I was caught 9 months later. 😂
@dillne85987 жыл бұрын
Taylor Hendershot LMAO
@allylaw76077 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@angelinaklenke28447 жыл бұрын
XD you just made my day
@billywise6437 жыл бұрын
ha ha ha
@LooperEpic7 жыл бұрын
Nice one.
@Nadiki7 жыл бұрын
I heard one about this super fat guy trying to hide stuff in his rolls of fat.... He was able to get through metal detectors just fine, but I don't remember how he got caught
@amber20257 жыл бұрын
lol that was probably me...
@harveyquinn35356 жыл бұрын
Weight watchers
@autribasu7 жыл бұрын
i once tried to smuggle your videos into North Korea
@royjonesrampage66847 жыл бұрын
Autri Basu howd it go?
@jpb25417 жыл бұрын
rodger so he can't reply because (s)he landed in a work camp
@royjonesrampage66847 жыл бұрын
JP B that makes no sense
@autribasu7 жыл бұрын
AceZ lol i have a yt channel and twitch where i upload vids. ***** can confirm, currently am slaving away while digging rocks out of pits
@amber20257 жыл бұрын
WOOOPS!
@davidjacobs74657 жыл бұрын
Just when you think you've seen all forms of stupidity
@drunkenthoughts60727 жыл бұрын
Pffh, remember, be a pessimist, because stupidity work in mysterious ways.
@robbiegulliver52347 жыл бұрын
Well drug smuggling must be worse even if declared and fined hundreds or thousands of dollars per offense
@nafiamaliat50437 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or does watching Matt's video always lightens the mood? Idk, whenever I'm upset I always think about his videos and when I'll be able to watch them.
@hyakushiki44067 жыл бұрын
i smuggle food from my cafeteria to my class room. THUG LIFE!
@pattid43737 жыл бұрын
Hyaku Shiki 😎
@malinjohansson69427 жыл бұрын
Hardcore gangsta! 👍
@maplesyrup65296 жыл бұрын
I do that everyday.
@yorgeesmorgee5 жыл бұрын
everybody does that . there isnt a law that says you cant bring food to class
@Coolkatt174 жыл бұрын
@@yorgeesmorgee a lot of schools won't allow kids to bring food outside of the cafeteria let alone into a class room. Which sucks since a lot of kids get hungry or didn't finish their food during lunch.
@finnamonbun35937 жыл бұрын
My mom was leaving Israel and got stopped at the airport. She, being religious, like me, decided to pick up some souvenirs that had religious meaning. The man at security stopped her because she had a religious cloth that I forgot the name of. According to this mans beliefs, women shouldn't own these. But to her beliefs, both sexes were allowed to own it. About two hours later of arguing, she had to lie about it and say it was for her husband. She nearly missed the flight.
@finnamonbun35937 жыл бұрын
President ofBasketball 😂 haha
@alexkubica6 жыл бұрын
Could it be a kippah by any chance? It's weared on the head by religous jew men.
@MissSpaz6 жыл бұрын
That's my guess.
@MissSpaz6 жыл бұрын
People in the US (especially Christians) look at Isreal with rose colored glasses... They don't realize that many of the extreme religious types in Isreal are just as awful as those in Muslim countries.
@sharminhossenshoma46416 жыл бұрын
+Miss Spaz what do you mean????? I am Muslim & I live in a Muslim country!!!!😠😠😠😠😠😠😠
@ghostwalk24467 жыл бұрын
I successfully smuggled 4 grapes out of the supermarket by conceiling them inside a package of strawberries I was purchasing. I was so nervous but it paid off in the end. I saved 9 cents!
@beyondviolet7 жыл бұрын
i once smuggled a littlest pet shop toy when i was 7 lol
@pattid43737 жыл бұрын
ghost walk I stole sour patch kids packet at lowes
@lunacraftgamer64747 жыл бұрын
ghost walk I once as a kid stole a kinder egg water melon from the store
@vijayakunarkg99086 жыл бұрын
Hello 911?
@Puscifer11855 жыл бұрын
You guys are rebels.
@gabriellacumberbatch21557 жыл бұрын
lady tried to smuggle her boyfriend out of prison by stuffing him in a suitcase 😂
@Capthowdy0987 жыл бұрын
So I was stationed in England, being a military member my hobbies being in the reptile scene. I met a guy who helped me get some specific Reticulated Pythons, then he was arrested few years later for smuggling rare and exotic reptiles into England from other countries. He was caught at an airport with wearing an adult diaper with small pouches, and inside were baby Indian Cobras. Some of the things he had smuggled were extraordinary, Albino American Alligators, Albino Iguanas, and many types of exotic snakes from a variety of morphology. Love your channel man have for years.
@christineparis56077 жыл бұрын
Capthowdy098 It's people like him that gave Florida the indigenous species destroying snakes...thanks.
@Capthowdy0987 жыл бұрын
First off why thanks? I didn't smuggle animals and was quite unaware of his illegal actions. Second while I don't disagree with you about people like him could have contributed to the problem in Florida however, its not the root cause. These smugglers want money and lots of it, it is less than likely that someone would pay good money for something then release it on a wide scale. Also most of the sought after morphs don't normally live long in the wild because of the lack of camouflage. For instance in the first albino retic was found in 1998 or there about, and it was sold half dead for $70,000. The root cause was severe weather conditions destroying a legal reptile pet trade storage facilities releasing thousands of snakes of varying species. Some of those thrived and some died just depending on what type. The Burmese python is very hardy animal that thrived in the Florida climate. These events spawned the government to step in placing bans on the legal reptile pet trade known as the Lacy act. This prevents the trade of specific species of snake to be transported across state lines, any state
@8-bitfriends6705 жыл бұрын
That’s two looooooooong comments
@kimmcneill8154 жыл бұрын
Yes I agree - 2 loooooonnnnnngggg comments - lol I'm mostly impressed the guy didn't die with cobras next to his junk 😜
@BluenosedCash757 жыл бұрын
I completely broke down laughing at the beginning, and it was in the first 5 seconds!!
@Redneck-Dream-Garage7 жыл бұрын
apparently it's illegal to have a phone with KZbin installed in it when you go to China. cuz I had uninstall mine I had to Miss You videos for a few days
@courtneycornett41766 жыл бұрын
Yeah, KZbin is banned in China, as well as all other Google sites (KZbin is owned by Google).
@navymike79006 жыл бұрын
Subscribe Please they’re basically North Korea
@lunahetfield6 жыл бұрын
Subscribe BOTT 10,000,000 thats weird why did they made yt illegal?
@things25936 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe how people live in China Permanently like how with no youtube no social media no google like how?
@mmmmmmolly6 жыл бұрын
@@things2593 they have their own version of these, youtube, facebook, google, etc. but it's not illegal, it just won't work there.
@neuroticguineapig31766 жыл бұрын
My dad bought 10 cuban cigars in Mexico to bring back to the united states for his co-workers. When we were in line the immigration lady asked if we had anything to claim. My dad said, "I have ten cuban cigars." This causes both me and my mom to bow our heads in embarrassment, not that we got caught but because my dad is a self-snitcher. The cigars were taken and destroyed. P.S. You rocks keep up the great work
@Beefydoserodlox7 жыл бұрын
There was a kid in my class who got caught with weed by a sniffer dog and before they got there he tried rubbing the weed on the guy in front of him still in the bag
@christineparis56077 жыл бұрын
BeefyBoy39 The kid in your class should have gotten life for being such a coward.
@ViewMirth7 жыл бұрын
Yeah I got a good Matthew Santoro sneaking in a dump truck sneaking from Canada to the US but was caught when the sun reflected off his bald head
@beluga14506 жыл бұрын
Please change your logo we don’t want to get religious
@theunitedprovincesofwobia9545 жыл бұрын
Harry Potter he has a right as an American citizen. He doesn’t need to if he doesn’t want to
@danl.r23795 жыл бұрын
The United Provinces of Wobia thank you kind Samaritan.
@beluga14505 жыл бұрын
JEEZ I just said PLEASE change your logo not CHANGE your logo
@beluga14505 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah his comment is also quite rude too
@catisadisaster22697 жыл бұрын
My dad was stopped when he went through the metal door thing because his belt buckle (the only thing that could hold up his pants) was metal ;_;
@doordieace5high7 жыл бұрын
PhanGirling Yandere I
@doordieace5high7 жыл бұрын
PhanGirling Yandere I have it happen every time I go through a metal detector where it keeps going off and usually they eventually just pat me down and use the wand after asking me if I have anything made of metal on me. My belt buckle (although basic and small), the eyelets for the laces on my boots, and even sometimes the titanium bridge the dentist put in my mouth can all set it off even after emptying my pockets and making sure I have nothing extra on me. I also do carry certain weapons on me and although I make sure not to bring them in anywhere they're not allowed, my EDC setup is enough to where even without my weapons there's still a lot of stuff in my pockets and on me. TSA is usually a nightmare for me. Lol.
@thesymbiotenation.45526 жыл бұрын
Caterina Is a Disaster in a nutshell ...... BOI!
@asimsalman83866 жыл бұрын
Yeah well my dad was stopped because of his fly zipper
@cindy-50715 жыл бұрын
OOF
@TheSpyGuy3847 жыл бұрын
Hey you. Yeah you, reading this comment right now. You're about to type notification squad, or that you're early, or beg for likes for a stupid reason, or type first, or second, or eighty forth, aren't you? If not, good, continue on. If you were, don't comment until you have something meaningful to say. The KZbin comment section has died, but if we work together, we can restore it to its former glory. Thank you for listening.
@milomilovsky61737 жыл бұрын
Roaring Rayquaza Yeah, people should probably listen, but there are going to be people replying to this saying "First" or something
@rafa10feettall7 жыл бұрын
Roaring Rayquaza #NotificationSquad
@ashtria54817 жыл бұрын
like this comment, if you agree to everything Roaring Rayqyaza said :)
@toughluck80127 жыл бұрын
Roaring Rayquaza I love everything you stand for
@dianaisbored99927 жыл бұрын
Roaring Rayquaza hi, I agree
@ΔημητρηςΜπεκιαρης-μ2κ7 жыл бұрын
How do you not include the diver that found an underwater WW2 mine and decided to take it in his flight next day as a souvenir??
@iar90197 жыл бұрын
A friend tried to take 3 kinder eggs to America. He was forced to eat them
@coreypatton62907 жыл бұрын
Saber Solar Wait the outside,or the plastic.
@raspbearo7 жыл бұрын
One time my grandma and I got stopped by airport security for "trying to smuggle a possible plastic explosive (Pretty much C4) onto the plane inside our cream cheese" and also confiscated a plastic ball launcher because it is considered a "Firearm".Way to go TSA,you sure caught us alright.
@IAmSweetPea7 жыл бұрын
I am SO excited for how KZbin is evolving for you!! I get a little concerned with each move that you'll lose the thing that makes your videos so amazing but I'm happy to say that you just keep getting better! I DO wish I had a great smuggling story just to have some part in supporting your success but alas I do not. I loved hearing there's another episode tomorrow. Great job Matthew! And thank you so much!
@true_time_robyn7 жыл бұрын
I had to do a much earned 10 months in a Minnesota prison and I was AMAZED at what my fellow female inmates could smuggle into prison in their, um, "prison purse". Heroin, meth, Xanax etc, that's not too hard to stuff up in there. But what really impressed me were the cell phones, syringes, tattoo equipment and... Sex toys! And we all had to squat and cough (squat--such an eloquent word) 3 times when we arrived. I thought that cocaine smelled a little bit odd.
@pitaprk27 жыл бұрын
I forgot about the test I had to do...so I taped answer sheets to my body, in hope Mrs. Puff wouldn't see them
@noneofyourbusinessstutupno51156 жыл бұрын
InfinateAce15 ha
@maplesyrup65296 жыл бұрын
Did you get caught?
@WarpPal6 жыл бұрын
Mrs. Puff???? WHO THE HECK ARE YOU??
@emilyhill75824 жыл бұрын
@@WarpPal He's obviously Spongebob.
@augustinnoia28577 жыл бұрын
respect from romania !
@linziehayes53627 жыл бұрын
respect from America!
@tony79857 жыл бұрын
respect from mars
@TaigaShana0Melon7 жыл бұрын
SALUT
@bentaylor70957 жыл бұрын
Amazing as usual Matt! I heard a story about two men who tried to smuggle about 5kg of cocaine in a DOOR! They did this by cutting small holes at the bottom and pouring in the cocaine and then filling them in again. But obviously they were caught when a sniffer dog smelled it
@damotoneko15007 жыл бұрын
I cant help but imagine a cat in a coat sneakily saying "Hey. Got the goods?"
@KuroNoTenno7 жыл бұрын
I tried to smuggle candy into a math class, because I need glucoze to think properly when solving math. The teach threw me out of the class because she thought sucking on a candy would distract me from the test.
@KuroNoTenno7 жыл бұрын
christine paris More like a stick. A big one, too.
@lunacraftgamer64747 жыл бұрын
KuroNoTenno wow how stupid is that teacher
@emmethefangirl87856 жыл бұрын
And throwing you out to the class wouldn't?
@yasterday53776 жыл бұрын
KuroNoTenno you can get pure glucose at craft stores that have a baking section. you could mix that into some water and put it into a colored water bottle.
@justindukelow41236 жыл бұрын
KuroNoTenno the correct term is sucrose for sugars found in candies glucose are sugars found in bread
@daniellus45497 жыл бұрын
Dammit, they've found our cat! Good thing they didn't catch the bird though...
@vanellopescorner88826 жыл бұрын
Daniel Lus lol
@despacito3confirmed8365 жыл бұрын
Yea but i accidentally shot him oops
@brennont97245 жыл бұрын
**calls 911**
@MrMalorian7 жыл бұрын
I have Smugglophobia. Where's my trigger warning?!?!?
@JimmyJames10-k7v7 жыл бұрын
MrMalorian stfu
@CatmanBreeze7 жыл бұрын
MrMalorian 😂😂😂😂
@darrellyoungblood45147 жыл бұрын
Fuck you "User" what kinda fucking name is that?
@christineparis56077 жыл бұрын
Rob!! We need you again!!!!
@coreypatton62907 жыл бұрын
MrMalorian Wait,that's a thing?
@Novalicia7 жыл бұрын
Great video Matt! I will never find a better infotainment channel like yours, keep up the amazing work! #ShoutoutToMatt
@marykimbro707 жыл бұрын
Matthew's eyes are hypnotizing.
@talshaulov7 жыл бұрын
my grandfather smugled an illegal exotic parrot from nigeria back in the 70s he gave the parrot half a sleeping pill and put him in a whisky package box he made some air holes for him and he actually succeeded smugling him in without being detected
@JommiGommi7 жыл бұрын
Delete your comment now before I call 9-1-1. You have 24 hours. This is quite worrying. If your Grandfather is still alive, he may be charged. Please delete it now before it's too late. edit: omfg i was just joking m9s, no need to go psycho on me
@DavisCota7 жыл бұрын
Alpha Seeker are you joking?
@Chromaggia7 жыл бұрын
"Hello? 911? The grandfather of a person I don't know smuggled a parrot from Nigeria 40 years ago. I mean, he might have. I don't know, I just read it in a KZbin comment."
@talshaulov7 жыл бұрын
alpha seeker first of all statue of limitations implies here second of all im not an american nor canadian so good luck third of all he brought it after staying in nigeria for 4 years doing a project(hes an architect) he got him there and raised the parrot as his pet he wasnt smugling him to re sell him and make a payday he simply wanted to keep his pet
@alyssagrace16127 жыл бұрын
Alpha Seeker this is probably a joke,so he won't be charged...
@mligrv22807 жыл бұрын
Thanks for using both Systems of Measurement, Matt! While watching your vids I needed to transform pounds to kg and feet to meters xD
@vanellopescorner88826 жыл бұрын
Mercedes Gil I live in canada so I appreciated the use of our units of measurement as well
@BlindGirlUK5 жыл бұрын
I'm in England but I use kg, miles, feet (for large things) and cm (for small things).
@WarpedEngine7 жыл бұрын
I provided ID of my physical appearance and I managed to smuggle in all my organs too. Not funny? My bad.
@quentinboucher7 жыл бұрын
Love the subject this video Matt! So I have one, it's actually a personal story lol. So my family and I have been fortunate enough to travel to Israel numbers of times for archeology. One of the times, we brought one of our family friends along to participate in archeological dig as well. While digging, he stumbled upon a weird object. Well this weird object turned out to be the shell of a mortar from around the 80's. So, he thought it would be a great idea to bring it home as a souvenir. So we get to the Tel Aviv airport and we go through security and all hell breaks loose, they are searching everything, take him in a back room. Eventually they let him go and we were on our way, but ya, crazy stuff haha
@kyrakia55077 жыл бұрын
3 non-skippable ads in an 11 minute video? Thats really pushing it
@sariarosegold7 жыл бұрын
they smuggled them in
@ryeistoasted85777 жыл бұрын
Kyrakia I only got 2 m8. Git gud skrub.
@zdenochara53917 жыл бұрын
Kyrakia jokes on you... I have Adblock plus
@sqid76087 жыл бұрын
Kyrakia no ads on mine😎
@SpressieAvi7 жыл бұрын
Kyrakia xD
@Randomstuffs2617 жыл бұрын
YOU PLAIGARISED MATTHEW SANTORO'S THUMBNAIL YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE HIM IN THE THUMBNAL!
@MrJlee937 жыл бұрын
uhm this is Matt Santoro
@wook24557 жыл бұрын
Mrjlee93 I think that's the joke.
@DontezMorristez7 жыл бұрын
Mrjlee93 satire
@CatmanBreeze7 жыл бұрын
Randomstuffs261 smartass 😂😂😂
@makotonaegi85357 жыл бұрын
are you a fucking idiot
@cupid65177 жыл бұрын
This is very snazzy I loaf this This is also Jazzy and classy plus sasssy I LOVE YOU MATTHEWWW
@haley-g2z7 жыл бұрын
Lola s7 Lol me too
@rafa10feettall7 жыл бұрын
Lola s7 TITAPI
@josemontanez25987 жыл бұрын
Matt I love your videos their so informational and fun. Knowledge Wall!!! 😅😅😅
@josemontanez25987 жыл бұрын
I mean whale
@haley-g2z7 жыл бұрын
you do know you can just edit it to say whale right
@VeraTheTabbynx7 жыл бұрын
KNOWLEDGE WALL! BASH YOUR SKULL AGAINST IT AND SUDDENLY HAVE THE KNOWLEDGE TO SPELL "WHALE"
@MrHenro8887 жыл бұрын
Dipper Pines lol
@mikecabral24207 жыл бұрын
it's sad that you are speaking of improper grammar while using improper grammar.
@juangr30827 жыл бұрын
Nothing is compared to what happened in Venezuela. Military got caught in france trafficking 1ton of cocaine, flight crew didn't know nothing about it. They found the cocaine when the plane consumed more oil than usual
@MollyOKami7 жыл бұрын
The biggest heart-breaking case of smuggling I'd ever researched was a case where a Colombian drug ring surgically implanted bag of liquid heroin into the abdominal cavities of purebred puppies and sent them to the U.S. Sadly, three of the puppies died from the drugs leaking into them, but at least one of them went on to be a drug-sniffing dog.
@timewaster99337 жыл бұрын
Matt is wearing socks in the thumb nail.😂
@milfdominator7 жыл бұрын
Time Waster lol
@meemo45567 жыл бұрын
Time Waster nice one
@andrewr38467 жыл бұрын
I smuggled a chipotle burrito into the movie theater once
@andrewr38467 жыл бұрын
Ethan Chou I was that lady
@samaamas97297 жыл бұрын
What was it.... Some time ago, a prisoner tried smuggling a grenade into prison through their ass. A rumor, I'm pretty sure, circulated around that the pin inside was faulty, snapped out of the grenade, and it went off.
@munchiesevilcreations63587 жыл бұрын
Sama Amas that takes the phrase "rip you a new one" to a whole new level 😂
@adamjohnsonsu16s287 жыл бұрын
Blaize Gottman I feel worse for the guards near him who got covered in entrails blood and shit.
@a.f86907 жыл бұрын
+Adam Johnson's U16s Your name XD
@nomanboi40327 жыл бұрын
wait if he shoved a nade in to his but how did go off, u have to pull the safety pin and then let go of the crank thing. if it was in his ass the crank would not fall off.
@samaamas97297 жыл бұрын
Nom Lol that's why it was rumored it went off as people like spreading lies. when confronted by the same thing, pretty sure people said the handle just busted through the intestinal wall. :/ still, a stupid rumor but an even wierder truth that he smuggled in a grenade.
@williamharsent11227 жыл бұрын
Hey Matt!, really enjoyed this episode, your thumbnail is sick too!
@pric47994 жыл бұрын
“Imagine reaching for something and a hand passing you the necessary documents back.” That’s some Addams Family stuff going on there. Thing, is that you? 😂
@vladtheimpaler95777 жыл бұрын
I read about someone who failed to smugle,what could be discribed as,a pair of three bladed cyclone blades that are so sharp that they could decapitate a person.Apparently he was going to use them for hunting animals.
@rafa10feettall7 жыл бұрын
I wonder how they failed...
@DaTempest7 жыл бұрын
Please don't pin me! I'm just smuggling my way through the comments!
@DaTempest7 жыл бұрын
Morbidcrab Sorry, but how does one "snuggle" this dick?
@makotonaegi85357 жыл бұрын
XD
@boatempole7 жыл бұрын
PINITPINITPINITPINITPINITPINIT
@toughluck80127 жыл бұрын
Luckiverse stfu attention seeker
@charon193917 жыл бұрын
toughluck8012 it's a pun
@carterheer82787 жыл бұрын
Smuggling food into a movie theatre. I'm such a bad boy...ladies ;)
@pyrofful6 жыл бұрын
I think lots of people do that....especially women since they have the purses
@atroskie51015 жыл бұрын
Your humour is of the best ever. Thanks!
@AlucardPeach5 жыл бұрын
Your "peckers" joke caught me off guard and I choked on my drink LOL
@batianthorpe72267 жыл бұрын
i know some one who when travelling from south america took a live young red boa constrictor in his under wear and went to the toilet every hour to make sure it was ok. the snake survived and so did he haha
@AlexF17art7 жыл бұрын
Top 10 disgusting things you find in candy
@jerodstrunk78897 жыл бұрын
Not to brag or anything but i think im the best at smuggling... i snuck gum into history class😎
@DS-kk4du7 жыл бұрын
jerod strunk the lord is alive
@trh64837 жыл бұрын
jerod strunk 😱
@BMoney86007 жыл бұрын
jerod strunk dang you're a super spy!!!
@sergeantoreo80627 жыл бұрын
bitch thts nothing ...... i once had a full packet of crisps(chips in america) in class with out making noise ......beat tht
@ramroumoss82227 жыл бұрын
jerod strunk I snuck cereal into English class 😎😎😎
@mwendefrey3377 жыл бұрын
laughter is the best medicine..matt is the doc
@fallfox17375 жыл бұрын
Amazing episode, I read a story that someone tried to sneak a donkey, they snuck the donkey into the luggage compartment, they got arrested because the donkey was stolen. 😄😄😄
@ZiggiStarBoi7 жыл бұрын
Am I Beautiful? this counts as a smuggling failure because this comment will probably get lost with the millions of comments being left his video and it will remain unnoticed and it counts as smuggling because I tried to smuggle a compliment. when I am gone, being drowned in the comment section please delete my browser history...
@haley-g2z7 жыл бұрын
Succ-essful Dank Meme yes
@VeraTheTabbynx7 жыл бұрын
Surprisingly, you are actually pretty close to the top...
@ZiggiStarBoi7 жыл бұрын
UGU Zach ummm.... I gotta go delete some browser history
@VeraTheTabbynx7 жыл бұрын
If you know Junkrat from Overwatch, I laughed exactly like him when I saw this reply.
@ZiggiStarBoi7 жыл бұрын
UGU Zach Y did my comment get 15 likes?
@abhijain5887 жыл бұрын
I have never been this early in the comment section Dang it,it feels good!
@daarmonet7 жыл бұрын
it says you have 365 videos posted you've officially posted a video for every day of the year. also your seven year anniversary is coming up in about four days congrats matt
@d18p7 жыл бұрын
6:40 You had us Laughing there Matthew (y) Damn Good.
@xqueen_of_xtreme7227 жыл бұрын
He always makes me laugh in his videos lol. I was watching some previous ones and I noticed he wasn't as goofy as usual, but that's okay :)
@zachhobson737 жыл бұрын
The "security guard" isn't wearing shoes in the thumbnail
@princessblackout7 жыл бұрын
A man tried to smuggle 51 turtles into a Michigan airport by taping them to his legs under his pants.
@arandomturtle39927 жыл бұрын
princessblackout Two of those turtles were my siblings. i really miss them.
@vanellopescorner88826 жыл бұрын
princessblackout haha what? did he get caught?
@kimmcneill8154 жыл бұрын
He must have been a real fan of snapping snatches...
@brandon3117 жыл бұрын
Mat, Is that ur Girlfriend in the Thumbnail?
@Heranara7 жыл бұрын
Nah i think Mat is doing it the good old way and always keeps her in his basement.
@brandon3117 жыл бұрын
Heranara XD HAHAHA!!!!
@lilchapo12497 жыл бұрын
FeX GameZ lmao
@harrietbullock11027 жыл бұрын
Heranara 😂😂
@Mullatta_Damage7 жыл бұрын
FeX GameZ I was asking the same thing
@bruggetje7 жыл бұрын
Thanks Matthew for changing the background to black. I wondered when people started to notice how stunning a white flash of light is.
@marycatherineann56247 жыл бұрын
Wow these are crazy things to smuggle! Love your videos!
@jamieunderwood14527 жыл бұрын
I actually watched this at the airport
@killergames3917 жыл бұрын
I heard this weird story of Canadians smuggling in maple syrup via catapult
@ludonymous5263 жыл бұрын
That's outright bizarre.
@CTMovies7 жыл бұрын
Smug on your face aint failure! ;)
@aiajr7 жыл бұрын
Matt. How about a video on the strange things that can legally be sent through the mail. I saw a live bird in a box just big enough for it to fit in the U.S. Love your videos. Always entertaining and informative.
@Ambussinguh7 жыл бұрын
You want some paper okay here ya go 😂 love that part
@diestimme62826 жыл бұрын
+MatthewSantoro you can stuff me in a suitcase.
@waternerd41137 жыл бұрын
My friend snuck me into a baseball game as long as I bought him skittles
@lookingup20107 жыл бұрын
one time some people I know smuggled teddy bears into Mexico to make Christmas happen for a bunch of kids.... and it worked
@michaelng63237 жыл бұрын
I just noticed that THIS IS MATT's 365th video! So now Matt has a video for each day for the year! Hoooooooray!
@xxmaddiegirlxx60127 жыл бұрын
Interesting and hilarious video Matt as usual!! I remember reading about one women flying in from Vietnam trying to smuggle raw animal brains, hearts and other body parts. They were caught after her luggage was searched after giving a negative customs declaration. I wanted to throw up because the website telling the story had pictures of the animal parts >_< Lovely!
@eliflo74087 жыл бұрын
I refreshed at 3:00 just to find this video. #2Early4You
@derekbaws66277 жыл бұрын
ON TIME NOT EARLY THERE IS NO EARLY I'M ON TIME HI GUYS
@linziehayes53627 жыл бұрын
hi!
@longlivethebook58777 жыл бұрын
DereK idk why but this was cute af
@DdDamian137 жыл бұрын
Is the girl from the thumbnail his girlfriend? Is there any video with them together? Wanna see Matthew happy XD
@starr03277 жыл бұрын
OMG.. messed up version of Night Rider... Oh Matthew you crack me up LOL
@SmashAgent7 жыл бұрын
Matthew, your are one of my favorite KZbinrs!!! Hope you get 6,000,000 subs!!!!!
@starharrison87777 жыл бұрын
Have you ever smuggled a whole meal into a movie theater?
@rafa10feettall7 жыл бұрын
Star Harrison no I get my meals at movie theaters it's like a restaurant
@coreypatton62907 жыл бұрын
Star Harrison No,8ut me and my family did bring in three cans of soda,and a couple things of candy,I think they know,8ut the employees just allow it.
@christineagnew73727 жыл бұрын
Star Harrison my kids and I smuggled in KFC, pizza, 2 large bags of chips, candy and drinks for 3, when they were little. Ahhhh, good times:)
@BMoney86007 жыл бұрын
Star Harrison nah but my friend brings in a drawstring filled with snacks
@ramroumoss82227 жыл бұрын
Star Harrison who hasn't????
@CosmicW7 жыл бұрын
I want 2 B your friend Matt:-):-):-):-) &everyone else
@justkeepingthisaccountforn4556 жыл бұрын
Fck you for wanting to be _my_ friend you fck! Who wants friends? Friends are fcking awful!
@justkeepingthisaccountforn4556 жыл бұрын
They rat you out to the [REDACTED] and then you have to [REDACTED] so you then have your [REDACTED] just so then you can live a normal life again
@vanellopescorner88826 жыл бұрын
xLMx xLMx GamingZ I'll be your friend! I'm gonna go subscribe to your channel right now!
@ritanshushukla91607 жыл бұрын
smuggling snakes in your shoe soles... my uncle did tht!😂
@randomcanadianguy7 жыл бұрын
Did he get away scot-free?
@ritanshushukla91607 жыл бұрын
Random canadian guy what he told me was tht he successfully smuggled his pet snake in his shoe soles...😂
@vanellopescorner88826 жыл бұрын
Rishu Shukla why?
@vanellopescorner88826 жыл бұрын
Rishu Shukla that's funny 😂
@thelocalcrusader95225 жыл бұрын
@@ritanshushukla9160 THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY BOOT
@BouncingSoul19877 жыл бұрын
I went back when I first subscribed , mail for Matt 1 and 2. They were so good, you are the man my friend. Can you believe you only got like 10 pieces of mail back then?
@jenniferwinzer13985 жыл бұрын
I live for this guys videos. He is so funny. Mathew Santoro keep the videos coming
@Helvetika7 жыл бұрын
Poor animals.
@Mark-kc5kq7 жыл бұрын
Matt what do you think of the KZbin glitch ? Plz pin
@jjaleahh44787 жыл бұрын
Mark Films if you want to get pinned most of the time you're not supposed to ask
@tomsmith7207 жыл бұрын
Well my friend was on the way back from Thailand and had some sweaty feet, his mum decided the best way to deal with it was talcom powder. Going through security he had to take of his shoes and there you go, nice 'cocaine' feet leaving footprints through the security. He then got questioned even though he was 14....
@Fulllife3.27 жыл бұрын
Well drug traffickers do use children for smuggling sometimes.
@tomsmith7207 жыл бұрын
A white british male, with his sister and parents.. haha
@jennifershepherd15704 жыл бұрын
When I was a blotter clerk in the Army one of the incidents that came across my desk on Monday morning was a soldier that was over 21 tried to get on the post under the influence. When they searched his car they open the trunk and found another soldier who was under 21 who had been drinking as well. Let's just say they both got caught and was in a lot of trouble
@jakeblues8757 жыл бұрын
4:04 Gives a whole new meaning to the expression 'caught red handed'.
@dreat53087 жыл бұрын
You know that if you can't skip an add it means the youtuber has set it so you can't skip it...
@igorbaran29627 жыл бұрын
Anyone else this early for no reason??
@rafa10feettall7 жыл бұрын
Zire Music ME!
@SNVRK7 жыл бұрын
Matthew please tag me I need help!!
@badgerbadger-badger-Poppy4 жыл бұрын
Once, my friend smuggled a honey bun into class. You rebel, you.