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@toririchards26137 жыл бұрын
The true conspiracy: Does Matthew Santoro wear pants when he records videos?
@nal38327 жыл бұрын
Phan Trash Oh? never thought of that? could be true...
@sonicsadventures8467 жыл бұрын
Phan Trash * x files theme plays*
@daddy-wan7 жыл бұрын
Phan Trash I lol'd. Good one 👏
@onecommunistboy96087 жыл бұрын
Phan Trash XD
@kdogYT-jo8ct7 жыл бұрын
Phan Trash why do u think he only shows 1 hand with in the video and the other hand well(fapfapfapfapfapfapfap)etc and thats why when u see his hand again it's even more white
@anonymoussam70026 жыл бұрын
I think Matt should be in a toothpaste comercial
@clash83864 жыл бұрын
Anonymous Sam do u really think that powerful people dont meet n make decisions together???
@oftenprime70754 жыл бұрын
😀
@mjparadero70463 жыл бұрын
Facts 💯
@johnloa20094 жыл бұрын
coca cola cheaper than a bottle of water? a salad 5 times more expensive than a burger? a pyramid on the one dollar bill. no, i dont see anything wrong here, lol
@LordStencil3 жыл бұрын
Well two of those are true technically. Im staring at a pyramid with a triangle and eye cut above it. As well as my local gas station i can buy a premade salad for like 5.99 or a hamburger for 2.59
@LordStencil3 жыл бұрын
Well half true since the pyramid does have a cut tip and a floating triangle with an eye in it floating above the cut piece of the pyramid
@pandalover70916 жыл бұрын
Pfft of course you say lizard people aren't real. Thats What a lizard person would say
@bloodfins22253 жыл бұрын
Pos da
@Finlancer.3 жыл бұрын
Happy Argonian noices
@colleensparks8473 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆😆😆
@Bozzyman27 жыл бұрын
7 11 was an inside job Slushies and Hot Dogs cant melt steel beams.
@tiffanycardot49667 жыл бұрын
Bahir Wicker booooy youre sooooo funny *gets aids from your post*
@rambofan3347 жыл бұрын
BBQ sauce can't melt steel wings.
@afroninja60777 жыл бұрын
DEAD
@kupaars20267 жыл бұрын
lol the ''govnerment wants you sick'' actually sounds pretty believable tbh
@roncur7 жыл бұрын
yet he speaks with such authority
@AlucardPeach5 жыл бұрын
Chem trails. Just saying.
@adeleydunda5 жыл бұрын
Kupaars yep, cures for cancer have been found but they are just hidden
@peteswafflemeyer56205 жыл бұрын
So why are pharmaceutical corporations pushing vaccines, since sick people bring in more money than immune ones..?
@lamsrojo5 жыл бұрын
Did u know root canal procedures have been found in every cancer patient on record. Even certian dentist have confirmed that root canals carry so many chemicals and antifreeze for example that is used to fill the dead tooth and left to continue rotting and spread to the rest of your teeth. I'll come back and link the video u can get more info from.....this is just one example of hundreds and hundreds of other ways they are killing us slowly and quietly in large quantities
@Androtar3 жыл бұрын
I agree with the "wants you to stay sick" one. He's Canadian, so it might seem crazy to him.
@avehoc68756 жыл бұрын
A patient cured is a customer lost
@MrAbdullahi7013 жыл бұрын
They didn’t fold 2020
@EloiseRaeCullen3 жыл бұрын
That's a theory that I can ABSOLUTELY believe. I feel like there are a lot of cures tyat have actually been found but haven't been released because it would tank the medical economy and/or the economy over all. If people think it's ridiculous and far fetched, just look at the fact that the US government only *just* confirmed the existence of UFOs in 2020. They confirmed the existence of flying objects that no scientist could definitively identify and released a few videos for proof. If they're willing to have kept that hidden, I can absolutely believe that they and the medical industry would keep certain cures hidden as well.
@arandomyorkshireman96783 жыл бұрын
Not if you’re in Britain.
@brandonmckenzie67513 жыл бұрын
So is a patient dead tho..
@offdazaza27693 жыл бұрын
@@brandonmckenzie6751 or one who is stuck in bed
@lecareymitchelliii90087 жыл бұрын
you know, Matt, some of your fans actually believe these things. you making a mockery of the people who believe these conspiracies, essentially insults your fans who do believe them. just thought I'd try to bring that to light.
@BeesQuestionMarkk7 жыл бұрын
LeCarey Mitchell He understood that once he made the video. Frankly, most the theories he mentioned were ridiculous. If you believe in one, good for you. You believe in something with very little evidence for no reason other than your lack of trust for those more fortunate than you.
@ryanjoseph82867 жыл бұрын
Yeah but msot of the entire world believes in things with no evidence for no reason. That's religion
@lecareymitchelliii90087 жыл бұрын
Antique Chair I never mentioned anything that I do or do not believe. I merely commented on the fact that he is making a mockery of people when it's unnecessary.
@vudogaming1157 жыл бұрын
Antique Chair there's a ton of evidence for most of these, I hope your research stretches farther than a Matthew santoro video.
@matthewbarrera67597 жыл бұрын
LeCarey Mitchell there's a reason why u gota L
@urmaker7 жыл бұрын
Well, I know Matt is a lizard man now. Trying to throw us off by making people think it isn't happening. We are onto you space lizard!
@itwasagoodideaatthetime79806 жыл бұрын
ROTFLMAO! 😂 Too Funny!
@jamiec21256 жыл бұрын
You know to much! Hissss
@mari-su8up5 жыл бұрын
No he's a spoon person
@temmiechang33973 жыл бұрын
@@mari-su8up yeah
@vennesa27415 жыл бұрын
Literally he makes all these theories sound like nonsense but Shane makes them sound like they make complete sense 😂
@reeeeee13836 жыл бұрын
#3 The government want you sick Me: I’m already sick...
@thebumblerman20857 жыл бұрын
So there are 2 windmills and the first one says to the second "what kind of music do you like?" then the second windmill replies "I'm a big metal fan".
@thebumblerman20857 жыл бұрын
Ha!
@IFollowYahuah7 жыл бұрын
Dawson Ringkob that's awesome and original
@out-of-pocket-podcast9877 жыл бұрын
Unoriginal
@chancegoodwin84417 жыл бұрын
Dawson Ringkob nice nice well played
@Chris-tj8lj7 жыл бұрын
Ya Like Jazz?
@WWZenaDo7 жыл бұрын
I would so love to see lizard people in charge. I think green is smarter than orange...
@singulartrout7 жыл бұрын
WWZenaDo anything's better then the walking cheeto
@Pastelicious4047 жыл бұрын
But what if Trump is a lizard?
@thesparechannel65807 жыл бұрын
Notyourtypical Wearing a croissant.
@redsoxrule4317 жыл бұрын
WWZenaDo green is not a creative color
@kasenrin37 жыл бұрын
Nicole Thetford let's agree never to be creative again
@andrealee85614 жыл бұрын
Anybody watch this in 2019 n noticing consistencies
@ninjaartist12354 жыл бұрын
I still partially believe the first one. Also, I still think Hillary I was up to something.
@MusicGamesEverything7 жыл бұрын
Tinfoil hats everyone! Get your tinfoil hats here! $2 each! Get them while they last!
@abdulrabawadh81537 жыл бұрын
Mark Javier are they all gone?
@MusicGamesEverything7 жыл бұрын
Not yet
@platypipope3287 жыл бұрын
Mark Javier he's still got full stock
@trh64837 жыл бұрын
Mark Javier what color?
@moftemperzz6767 жыл бұрын
Alpha & Omega FoxTrot red
@a1sauce447 жыл бұрын
Friday, January 20th, 2017 will go down in history as the beginning to the end of America 😳
@wisemankugelmemicus17017 жыл бұрын
Michael Jack's son Beginning of a new golden age*
@BeesQuestionMarkk7 жыл бұрын
Michael Jack's son Be positive. Just because you don't agree with Trump doesn't mean he doesn't deserve some faith. Optimism can go a long way.
@a1sauce447 жыл бұрын
Antique Chair nope, we're doomed
@ryanjoseph82867 жыл бұрын
No, trump could quite possibly end the world.
@ryanjoseph82867 жыл бұрын
carcarcrafter - Minecraft Well he doesn't believe in climate change.
@rollwithethan55723 жыл бұрын
A woman at a church I go to worked to research cancer and found something that worked really well to get rid of cancer. Her lab would not let her release it.
@brandonlaymon9810 Жыл бұрын
Of course and I'm 100% sure they have found the cure for cancer but they won't release it but the big pharmaceutical companies would lose money
@towardthewithin4018 Жыл бұрын
According to this idiot, you’re a conspiracy theorist
@bulgarianreaper6587 Жыл бұрын
yeah right
@elementofdreams627911 ай бұрын
Please encourage her to not give up ❤
@shawnbowser918710 ай бұрын
Vitamin B17. Does a lot to cure cancer, banned in the US
@amandah28666 жыл бұрын
I like conspiracy theories because they're so fun to think about, sort of like alternative history or the possibility of alternate realities. I don't believe any of these things but when I can't sleep it's fun to think about. On a serious note, humans are for some reason drawn to conspiracy theories and even non-believers can't help but talk about them (as evident here). From a psychological standpoint this is extremely interesting and shows that the brain seems to like connecting unrelated dots.
@Preytorcam7 жыл бұрын
I haven't read any of the comments yet, but I already know there's gonna be a lot of cancer.
@Preytorcam7 жыл бұрын
Yep... I was correct..... very correct.
@TobusPls7 жыл бұрын
African-American people outside the US? You mean black people Matt?
@tappig97577 жыл бұрын
how is it offensive that he said African American?
@TobusPls7 жыл бұрын
DK Games its not offensive and I never said it was... Its just stupid since, believe it or not, not everyone is american! Why would you call a black russian African-American?
@alemontreemydearwatson97757 жыл бұрын
Isn't that Vodka and Kaluha? Oh and also a pretty large but cute and lovable dog? ;) +Rosmarin666 (ps I am just being silly.. I do agree with you..)
@ags21-977 жыл бұрын
+Rosmarin666 (Second Comment) African Russian not Black Russian by that context
@HeyWelcomeToMyWorld7 жыл бұрын
+DK Games See the word African, straight away hears racism; people these days...
@unconditionallove65243 жыл бұрын
5:30 Hey, this year, the second half of April caused a PANDEMIC, or in the spirit of the video and of the truth, a planedmic.
@splat-tastic6 жыл бұрын
2.2K dislikes? The government is hating on the video! Grab yo tinfoil hats!
@RandomPerson-lz1uq7 жыл бұрын
Better put on your aluminum foil hat, God knows i have mine on.
@gwendolynpeterson52297 жыл бұрын
I don't wear those human headwear you call "Aluminum foil hats". I'd rather watch you guys down there all slowly destroy your own planet
@RandomPerson-lz1uq7 жыл бұрын
I'm right there with you buddy.
@owlgaming23877 жыл бұрын
Clorox Bleach no ill just drink you
@Zuacc7 жыл бұрын
Clorox Bleach I am elfangor, a warrior member of a race called Andalites for hundreds of years we have battled the evil yeerks who's goal is to transform all living beings of all galaxy's into mindless automatons or controllers remember that you can be sitting right next to a controller right now and not know it
@toughluck80127 жыл бұрын
Clorox Bleach its tin that works. Otherwise you just look like a weirdo
@saphirasilver70826 жыл бұрын
my theory: these are all true (including spoon people) and matt was sent by spoon people to try to convince people they are fake. all previous videos? ploys to lull us into a false sense of security. *don't take this seriously*
@thesnarkasticwitch37426 жыл бұрын
Saphira Silver I know right. WE KNOW YOUR SECRET MATT. *Don't take this seriously*
@saphirasilver70826 жыл бұрын
TheSnarkasticLesbian ah yes we all know. We all know deep in our hearts but we all love him so much our minds shy away from the truth. *Don't take this seriously*
@adfl77906 жыл бұрын
Saphira Silver Good God, you're right. We must spread the word. IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP.
@kendrei6 жыл бұрын
Omgg yes
@AirplaneBro6 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@LoneWolf-sy5ht4 жыл бұрын
I am very suspicious of Matt even doing this video considering on other videos Matt has done supports and perpetuates "some" of these theories.🤔
@jossanecassar86833 жыл бұрын
Then why did he do the conspiracy theories that turned out to be true videos, 2 times.
@bethschaefer185 жыл бұрын
You forgot the flat earthers! 🌍😂🌏🤣😂🌎
@bethschaefer184 жыл бұрын
@Gabe Davis I commented 10 months ago! There's people who've posted more recently than I, yourself for instance, hahaha! When things pop-up in my recommendations, I don't check the dates. 😝😛👹😲😵😈😱🌚💩👺✊🙌💪🙅💋👆😭😕 That's emoji overkill! Also... Flat earthers have been around for years!
@niyera47707 жыл бұрын
#11 Matthew Santoro wears a bald cap.
@Solaar_Punk5 жыл бұрын
Oh... I thought his head was upside down.
@nasrulhakimi85575 жыл бұрын
DUM DUM DUUUUUM
@jubjus7 жыл бұрын
alright, how much did they pay you ?
@luisraulraudales24687 жыл бұрын
bople berdaki nothing, nothing, it's the truth, they are all fake (How much do you want to stay silent $$$💵💴💶💷💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💴💴💴💴💶💷💷💴💷💷)
@izabellovesariana57667 жыл бұрын
XD
@jessiewessel12376 жыл бұрын
no kidding!! that’s one of the thoughts i had...he was paid to get this out.
@beesgold14876 жыл бұрын
bople berdaki 222 LIKES?!?!?! THIS CAN NOT BE A COINCIDENCE!!!!!!!
@keepingitreal7336 жыл бұрын
I know right. I really think something up now
@KottonmouthChannel6 жыл бұрын
Do you forget all the conspiracies that turned out to be true
@calzoncillos10366 жыл бұрын
The only true thing is that all conspirance "theorists" are idiots searching for likes and fame. Like you and all those pizzagaters and morons commenting here. Inside job... What an idiot thing
@orcawhalez85666 жыл бұрын
PopeThaGod Conspiracy *theories* dummie.
@sykothelastoutlaw26126 жыл бұрын
Calzon Cillos some were real
@Sanchez.Basado6 жыл бұрын
PopeThaGod cringe
@TheAngelmisa6 жыл бұрын
PopeThaGod Conspiracy theories are...... NOT REAL!!
@boonswampton87603 жыл бұрын
“Ok, well there’s probably a whole lot of ways to poison a whole lot of people...” *Leaves up photo of a traffic jam* I caught that ;)
@tad68857 жыл бұрын
But hey that's just a theory! A CONSPIRACY THEORY!
@Spllyn7 жыл бұрын
Tad JosB Thanks for watching
@Loxer1507 жыл бұрын
+Tad JosB Nice Game Theory reference. Wait... Game Theory's name is Matthew, this guy's name is also Matthew! Coincidence? I think not.
@LizLuvsCupcakes7 жыл бұрын
Thanks for believing! Aaaaaand cut!
@izabellovesariana57667 жыл бұрын
And CUT!
@jameshowell13487 жыл бұрын
OMG MY NAME IS ON HIS SHIRT!!!HE KNOWS ME!!!
@m.anthonyc.87617 жыл бұрын
James Howell Would you like a Cookie?
@filmishit7 жыл бұрын
Ant C. have some 🍪🍪🍪🍪
@richardbarker66156 жыл бұрын
JamesHowellVlogs13 That is the new conspiracy theory. He knew you would watch this video .lol
@EnclaviousFiraga5 жыл бұрын
Congratulations
@jamesflores77556 жыл бұрын
my theory is all chickens are teletubbies trying to take over mars using snickers bars and bringing back the god kernel sanders
@weirdgump63766 жыл бұрын
i remember the atlanta winter of 2014. my middle school had to keep students over night and it is still talked about whenever there is snow.
@joshuaford97147 жыл бұрын
she held the snowball up to a candle. not a lighter.
@schmlif88397 жыл бұрын
Joshua Ford ikr 😂
@owlgaming23877 жыл бұрын
Joshua Ford the snow is packed so tight that when burning it it turns black
@patrick-xu1go7 жыл бұрын
Joshua Ford still produces soot it's called "fire"
@black-stormbeats92727 жыл бұрын
Perkaholic but wouldn't a snowball melt if it was in close proximity to fire?
@zacht52367 жыл бұрын
D4RK_D3M0N_Z LP no
@turelzxx17 жыл бұрын
some people believe the world is flat.
@maisiex27666 жыл бұрын
Ashley Merrett I was talking to someone today and they said the worlds flat and that space is just part of our imagination!! I wish that conversation was part of my imagination I’ve never been so disappointed.
@grunkleg.31106 жыл бұрын
You know, there are Flat Earth believers all over the globe
@Egress006 жыл бұрын
And this is the reason we haven't even come close to finding other intelligent life in the Universe
@hashiethekid95136 жыл бұрын
MrSir2U The Person I see what you did there...
@mrjakeguy144 жыл бұрын
I love how 2 years ago he called a lot of this crazy but now is fully convinced of the nwo and other real theories. That's what happens when you do your research. You dig up the truth and as we've seen in history truth is often stranger than fiction.
@MasonMillerKingofCaturday4 жыл бұрын
When did he say he believes in the nwo now?
@jesuspreciado33124 жыл бұрын
mrjakeguy14 i been looking for someone to comment this
@astrostarsm5 жыл бұрын
I LIVE IN GEOGIA DURING THE BAD SNOW AND I CAN SAFTLY SAY THAT WE'ER ARE MK XDXD
@remyzk94247 жыл бұрын
I mean I was born April 19th, so that's great evidence for those tragedies
@guillermo28687 жыл бұрын
Rickstery But.. I was born April 19 th...........it was your fault!
@patrick-xu1go7 жыл бұрын
Zetsubou No Shima came out on April 19th. Aaron Rodgers did 9/11 confirmed
@MegaLlamalord7 жыл бұрын
Actually the reasoning is that Hitler's birthday is on April 20th and most of these terrorist attacks happen as a tribute to him by his fanatical followers.
@ballmastersenpai90137 жыл бұрын
Me 11th April Sooo?
@denzelbacarra10827 жыл бұрын
BallMaster Senpai i thought that april 11 is the boring day since no phenomenon has been recorded (significant or important one) on that day
@jamie919957 жыл бұрын
Can you please reply to make me feel better after having a bad day at school?
@anshp41017 жыл бұрын
The Chemistry Kid hey cheer up
@Mr200MPHJunky7 жыл бұрын
The Chemistry Kid good luck my friend.
@odyseusvinylandmore41317 жыл бұрын
The Chemistry Kid hey bro i have tough days at school all the time just power through it and if ur getting bullied dont let it get to u there just sad trust me i have had my share of bullys
@everythinganimals44707 жыл бұрын
The Chemistry Kid who are you telling to die
@twizzlers567 жыл бұрын
cheer up random kid .-.
@kaylen92016 жыл бұрын
Okay that’s literally a candle she’s holding up to the snowball 😂😂
@sanandreasX2 жыл бұрын
The term "Conspiracy theorist" was a term made popular by the CIA, to be combative towards critical thinkers that questioned the JFK assassination. In a memo called "Countering criticism of the Warren report".
@abeharrar10886 жыл бұрын
Cospiracy theory: Matthew has hair!!! Da da daaaa
@catblack46047 жыл бұрын
So, the earth is being controlled by Eric Bischoff and Hulk Hogan?
@paulrazvan-mihalcea17277 жыл бұрын
Rock Lee don't forget Nash and Hall
@chayden1537 жыл бұрын
Rock Lee yup, it's a New World Order Brother!
@MisterPacMan1007 жыл бұрын
Duh 100% lol
@briancorvello36207 жыл бұрын
Of course not! It's being controlled by the MLB, didn't you see that episode?
@m.garner67797 жыл бұрын
Rock Lee No, I would tell you but you are living in the dark and would deny all information.
@justenleigh65236 жыл бұрын
What about those insane flat earthers...?
@kaelyn51426 жыл бұрын
A girl in my homeroom once said, " If you look close at the rocket that was supposed to go to the moon, you'll see that the rocket went back down" She literally thinks that the government made an extremely expensive rocket just to launch it and not even go through the atmosphere
@demonsean7 жыл бұрын
its very ignorant of Matthew to dismiss these theories so easily.
@autumnequinox69027 жыл бұрын
Explosion Productions watch his video on conspiracy theories that turned out to be true.
@sammy42827 жыл бұрын
demonsean maybe it's because THEY ARENT REAL
@kylegivey73687 жыл бұрын
I actually believe the new world order and the government wants you sick theories. They do seem legitimate but the way he explained them is pretty bad. They aren't all unreasonable theories
@autumnequinox69027 жыл бұрын
Kyle Givey I agree. #1 rule in running a business: Stay in business.
@demonsean7 жыл бұрын
things you don't believe in can be real.
@usoppfangirl81537 жыл бұрын
I love my Social Studies teacher because he makes the boring topic SO interesting! We were talking about inaugurations and he said, "It doesn't matter what you believe in, Bhuddist, Chridtian, Jewish, or even Spaghetti Monster thing religion." I love that he knows about the Spaghetti Monster Religon. WAIT A MINUTE-
@masonada88267 жыл бұрын
ALunarAnimation 312 OMG GET OUT OF THERE *RIP lunar eaten by spaghetti monster*
@usoppfangirl81537 жыл бұрын
+Mason Meow I meant that my teacher is believing in the Speggheti Monster Religon thing
@foreveramoonwaker18306 жыл бұрын
Your teeth are brighter than my future
@alexisa60283 жыл бұрын
Made it all the way back here during my save Matt’s channel binge
@filipmikulja37777 жыл бұрын
I just lost all hope for humanity
@diogio96827 жыл бұрын
Fil Mikulja And ironicly you have a fallout picture, ha
@randomkittycrafts23286 жыл бұрын
I lost that a long time ago...
@amymitchell60726 жыл бұрын
Filip Mikulja what hope;)
@KingofRGN7 жыл бұрын
The only real NWO is the one from WCW in the 90's. lol
@hi-qi7ri7 жыл бұрын
Nice joke i got it 😂😂😂
@lucky5th27 жыл бұрын
WarKing I preferred the wolf pack
@bridgetgambill98117 жыл бұрын
WarKing NWO THE FOUR HORSEMAN BOTH IN A PROGRAM RAN BY A BILLIONAIRE WHO WAS PRO DEPOPULATION
@thatdude51667 жыл бұрын
WarKing wcw was awesome back in the day
@chayden1537 жыл бұрын
WarKing for real
@ElvisJulius893 жыл бұрын
Mr Matthew I don't there is any other out there like you. You are simply superb the material is amazing your videos are a true treat. Beautiful work please keep on making more stuff
@scotiancoast36485 жыл бұрын
Don't forget about the crazy flatearthers lol.😂
@joshgrant4397 жыл бұрын
I wouldnt take the piss because we dont know what actualy goes on i mean some sound stupid but you just never know id like to point out i dont actualy believe these im just open for all opinions
@offdazaza27693 жыл бұрын
no one will know unless it's too late so thats either a good thing or a bad thing
@kiannacallahan7137 жыл бұрын
Me during half this video: "uh well that makes sense"
@Kay9youtube4 жыл бұрын
Benedict Cumberbatch isn't a reptile *He's an otter*
@gb9036 жыл бұрын
Did he just call David Icke "David Ick"? Oooops....That'll upset the lizard people!
@kavengarcia1607 жыл бұрын
Mathew it looks like you happen to make fun of these theories and try to make a diversion to hide something
@kavengarcia1607 жыл бұрын
Plus if some of these are true then and laughing at this then fuck you
@hyperbird77927 жыл бұрын
Mr GOLF Wang the problem is they aren't true sorry bud
@kavengarcia1607 жыл бұрын
TommyG some might
@hyperbird77927 жыл бұрын
Mr GOLF Wang only small children believe in this stuff
@DestroyingNinja7 жыл бұрын
unfortunately, that's not entirely true
@RubiMercuri7 жыл бұрын
waiting for colorox bleach to appear in the comment section again.
@logancaruso15657 жыл бұрын
RubiMercuri i know i see him alot
@mariap66116 жыл бұрын
I love what you do ! Good job 😍👏
@cherylsmith84494 жыл бұрын
I love your videos!! So funny but makes u think but your so funny!!
@salcolpitts92257 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early thelegend27 wasn't kicking my ass
@OverSpark657 жыл бұрын
sal colpitts that's old bub
@salcolpitts92257 жыл бұрын
Trevor Standing Soldier still funny tho
@mishiraK7 жыл бұрын
No it's not
@LongAct947 жыл бұрын
Funny for autistic kids.
@salcolpitts92257 жыл бұрын
I just wanted likes
@cammybnintendo64287 жыл бұрын
7/11 was a part time job!!!!
@cookiecream17214 жыл бұрын
I was dead when he said oooo this a fun one 😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂
@everhernandez60115 жыл бұрын
thank you very much for this great show 😀
@Ozark1157 жыл бұрын
Hello! Have a nice day and night!
@BobbaFettgameing7 жыл бұрын
Leebryan Dimas-Johnson thank you!
@feliciabustamante69987 жыл бұрын
leebryan thanks bro :P
@ArkaeaFCL37 жыл бұрын
Leebryan Dimas-Johnson dont tell me what to do.
@sbwm55007 жыл бұрын
lol
@Ozark1157 жыл бұрын
ArkaeaFCL3 Im just saying have a good day and night...
@RAC00NFANGIRL7 жыл бұрын
Mathew are you part of illuminati?
@RAC00NFANGIRL7 жыл бұрын
Surrogate of Deiasah if he is I wonder there recruiting I would love to join. All hail triangle!
@user-np6kq7uz6w5 жыл бұрын
Here are 2 more: The earth is flat The earth is round. The earth is a gahhdamnnn square
@tirarose5 жыл бұрын
No it is an octagon.
@sadgirlhours93504 жыл бұрын
No its an flat oval
@dhruvshetty36304 жыл бұрын
@@sadgirlhours9350 no it's mars
@sadgirlhours93504 жыл бұрын
@@dhruvshetty3630 no this is Patrick
@blankblank54094 жыл бұрын
No its a penis
@LacitheHunter6 жыл бұрын
Guess whoever made up the Saddam Husein conspiracy was playing WAAAAY too much Assassin's Creed that day, and thought Saddam found some pieces of Eden or something.
@bluemoon93857 жыл бұрын
I live in Georgia. Really close to Atlanta, actually. It definitely wasn't poison.
@tojokoko86907 жыл бұрын
Wtf I'm Jewish and our ancestors never worshiped a bull god
@SakuyaKira247 жыл бұрын
Master Ace Kickers I know right?
@Shmu827 жыл бұрын
IKR? This Bull God thing is just another thing people have made up to blame the Jews for all their problems. Give us a break, already. Frankly I find it quite insulting that anybody would even suggest something as rediculous as this.
@janusmarais75807 жыл бұрын
dude they are talkin about the time when moses went up the mountain for like 10 years. the people who were waiting for moses stopped beleiving in god then one of the black smiths asked for everyones gold to make a golden bull that they could worship the golden bull. the people who didnt worship the bull became my and your ancestors. btw i am christian protestant.
@not2tees7 жыл бұрын
Why did Moses break the tablets the first time down from the mountain?
@tojokoko86907 жыл бұрын
Moses broke the tablets because he was supposed to be on the mountain for 40 days but the Jews counted wrong and gave up on mosh because they thought he had died so they started to worship an idol and when he came down he was so shocked he dropped the tablets.
@brookem32325 жыл бұрын
"Conspiracy" right...
@hunterwise94123 жыл бұрын
Well it’s official, I believe most of these so I’m definitely crazy!!! : )
@nightscythe77 жыл бұрын
WARNING Enter the comments at your own risk, there are political flame wars and comments written by people with the IQ of a lizard. This is your chance to turn back.
@sammy42827 жыл бұрын
Explosion Productions I think everybody saw that,haha
@wolfishere15487 жыл бұрын
have you ever scratch your butt and sniff your hand to see if it smells like shit???
@wolfishere15487 жыл бұрын
wow this is like the best comment i have ever made
@wolfishere15487 жыл бұрын
like omg
@wolfishere15487 жыл бұрын
why not righ
@wolfishere15487 жыл бұрын
right
@KottonmouthChannel6 жыл бұрын
Conspiracy theorist is slang for independent thinker.....
@KingLouisLXIX6 жыл бұрын
PopeThaGod stop talking
@isaiahnanez13246 жыл бұрын
There is a difference between" questioning power" and believing that Barack Obama is a lizard
@jaceyneubauer43596 жыл бұрын
PopeThaGod ah you got insulted which do you believe :)
@jamesmeritt68005 жыл бұрын
PopeThaGod thinker?
@xAo2xSmurf5 жыл бұрын
The term conspiracy theorist isn't slang. Independent thought, as you put it, tends to be the byproduct of mental ineptitude. Individuality should not always be praised when intelligence is sacrificed to reach it. Though really, if you come to a conclusion via another's guidance, you aren't an independent thinker.
@connorsilver71953 жыл бұрын
Anyone watching in 2020 and think it's crazy how the new world order was looked at as a conspiracy? And now it's unfolding in front of our eyes?
@alexandruion22827 жыл бұрын
Look at Matt's eyes at 1:09 Illuminati confirmed
@dr.bungus23467 жыл бұрын
Holy shittt
@dr.bungus23467 жыл бұрын
Its the camera u fuck
@lunidentified58427 жыл бұрын
Copchil niebun 69 it's his face lol
@amymitchell60726 жыл бұрын
Copchil niebun 69 lizard man clnferend
@jamesflores77556 жыл бұрын
confirmed stop the teletubbies
@nathanielbearking7 жыл бұрын
quick put you're shoes on your ears and socks on your nose so the evil space worms with laser eyes get in and control your brain!
@patrick-xu1go7 жыл бұрын
That's just a regular worm that crawled into your ear
I really do like when you doing those funny faces hahaha
@Khaos720BoS4 жыл бұрын
You actually had the audacity to put the new world order on here and not flat earth!! Now that's hilarious
@chloeela58047 жыл бұрын
Hey Matt! I got your book a while ago and I loved it! It's really fascinating and interesting and I kept going back to it even after I finished it. I liked the part about the amazing jail breaks, it was really interesting.
@christhomas12897 жыл бұрын
What if Matthew Santoro a lizard man?
@llawliet11087 жыл бұрын
roof binch he does whiten them
@brandi28832 жыл бұрын
With the government I wouldn't be surprised. You're talking about Oklahoma. Nuff said
@nikoof4986 жыл бұрын
About the poison snow: YOU CAN’T MELT A DECENTLY SIZED SNOWBALL WITH A BBQ LIGHTER. the flame generated by the lighter is too weak to melt such a big mass of snow.
@TheDarkFireNinja7 жыл бұрын
Most of these came from Alex jones info wars.
@raaool11167 жыл бұрын
Adam Gellar the best meme right now
@BradleyBoy7 жыл бұрын
I like the wcw version of The NWO better
@josethmoreno8547 жыл бұрын
Bradley Boy same 😂😂
@odyseusvinylandmore41317 жыл бұрын
Bradley Boy lol me too nwo 4 life
@BradleyBoy7 жыл бұрын
the diamond assassin *starts playing air guitar with world title*
@salcolpitts92257 жыл бұрын
Bradley Boy omg wrestling
@PhyreI3ird7 жыл бұрын
wcw? what's that?
@quintonwashington62326 жыл бұрын
My first time tm seeing this guy and his personality is great for this. Might just subscribe
@susanthefamsargentfanter75006 жыл бұрын
Wow!!!! people are REALLY out there...man, just when I thought I had heard it all...Thanks for making it even weirder..lol love the videos
@tylerdipietro42017 жыл бұрын
A lot of these are actually pretty realistic.
@dehydratedwater98062 жыл бұрын
Especially 4 yrs later
@Silkenbutterfly76 жыл бұрын
Matt your teeth are the stars your eyes are diamonds you are funny sweet and full of sugar I love you
@user-dw3dm3rh6p6 жыл бұрын
is that a proposal?
@Jasper2556 жыл бұрын
Wut
@waitthisisntafebreezecomme18836 жыл бұрын
..... Ok
@KingLouisLXIX6 жыл бұрын
Silkenbutterfly7 ooooof
@sethrobinson92916 жыл бұрын
That is cute.
@jxdet60722 жыл бұрын
Who's rewatching this after 2020 and rethinking a few things
@piahansen6566 жыл бұрын
sorry didn't know they were going to show it here, nor did I knw how it didn't melt...thanks matt
@danklordparks69857 жыл бұрын
Ooh ooh I got one some people actually believe the world if flat
@abdulrabawadh81537 жыл бұрын
Dank lord parks that's not a conspiracy theory... it's just a theory that has been proven wrong
@mr.bluesky85547 жыл бұрын
Silent Assassin yet people still believe it
@beez60397 жыл бұрын
Dank lord parks What are you talking about??? It is flat.
@beez60397 жыл бұрын
Lol
@mr.bluesky85547 жыл бұрын
***** sir, let me introduce you to humanity, we're absolute idiots
@violetnotebook38657 жыл бұрын
You're teeth is brighter than anything I've ever seen before
@eloisewakeham88297 жыл бұрын
SkittleLeaf Brighter than my future
@AdamTheAwesome117 жыл бұрын
SkittleLeaf your grammar is brighter than my future
@susu9596 жыл бұрын
What about his forehead sorry
@phobes90116 жыл бұрын
have you never seen sun?
@___spartans___6 жыл бұрын
Violet Notebook *brighter than my future
@matthewpettipas82335 жыл бұрын
You forgot the Flat Earthers! Gotta have the Flat Earthers!