The Queen's Falafel | Matty Matheson | Just A Dash | S02 EP 10

[@Spanishproject123100]

I hope the crew reads this, because I came here to see how Matty makes a falafel. Then along the way I realized I didn't care about the falafel. There was a deeper story. A story that only the editor could tell, and while I don't know if the falafel was good, I know that I went on a journey, and that's the important thing.

[@justanotherhuman6532]

I smoke weed too.

[@jaylinjones3885]

@@justanotherhuman6532 I also smoke weed

[@Jeremycook_]

@@jaylinjones3885 same and so does Michelle

[@B1gDuck]

This can’t be weed. 😂

[@elainetsialafos4153]

Pretty funny. The only thing - two tbls cayenne? That has to be a HOT falafel!

[@Edward_John]

Matty is a pawn in Michelle’s long game.

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

That's underselling him. Matty is at least a bishop.

[@lucasblekeberg6648]

@HTP LMAO

[@robertbrooks3174]

Hahahaha sadly I'm new to matty but we would be friends if he came to Memphis

[@dupeelman]

*Prawn

[@JonSudano]

Matty: Middle Eastern Street Food Michelle: Queen's Gambit

[@yitz3155]

Is she a 1500 or a 1300?

[@fregly2604]

@@yitz3155 how is she 1300 on 2 days per move but 250 in 10s?

[@yitz3155]

@@fregly2604 That is why I’m asking. I hope Michelle comes clean in the comments... This is some highly suspicious activity.

[@yackfou2412]

Do you play Destiny?

[@hemanth1672]

Song at the end??

[@mfforeskin9755]

Jesus, the editor deserves sooo much fucking credit, these are getting funnier every damn time

[@cumnmrmptaaa4234]

Totally

[@Stalkeroioi]

I want to see here no less than Vinnie & Brad quality! It is no good way. Maybe Matty will do It is alive and Brad will make Just a Dash?

[@12jmcgee]

So good

[@ArtandFolk]

@ MF Foreskin…. Great name. It’s gold.

[@mfforeskin9755]

@@ArtandFolk thanks lol :)

[@BillPlain1]

I am sad this series went away. It was nothing short of incredible, goofy, and all around entertaining. Cooking Somethin' is great, but this series was epic. Please bring it back.

[@emmabrown5857]

i feel the same way!!!😊

[@Camelworks]

Just a dash of me procrastinating ❤️

[@first1097]

love your videos bruh

[@hijeans1103]

Shouldn’t you be making skyrim content

[@yoavhalperin5852]

I have so much to do, but how can I say no to this glorious chef?

[@evanp1225]

I love finding out a favorite content creator is a fan of another favorite content creator

[@liams4499]

Hey, what are you doing here? Back to Tamriel with you!

[@unchainthewolves]

Nothing like another episode of “Matty Rapidly Descends Into Madness”

[@gavinm1074]

We're either watching a pure genius or an utter madman, either or, Im in for this ride

[@EzeICE]

His plane has already landed in Crazytown my friend.

[@gavinm1074]

@@EzeICEThe next video intro should be be - Buckle up buckaroos!

[@akt3d265]

And he’s dragging Michelle down with him 😝

[@EzeICE]

@@akt3d265 a dash at a time! Muuuuahahahahahahahaaaaaa😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

[@howlinhoney]

I forget this is a cooking show until the end when he starts eating.

[@nietzschesno-things523]

lol i forget he's a chef constantly and not like a stand up or rockstar

[@shisul5813]

u look good

[@razineatworld]

Hey drop your instagram

[@raykim1791]

Agreed! It looks like, "Friends since Childhood, Group up on Matty's House & Trolling Each other some Fun" Look so Friendly/Familiar Show. Damn, I miss my Friends Now.

[@JoJo-xg7rk]

Let’s go date!

[@happyhour7949]

i demand more Matty, Michelle collabs. She's the Aubrey Plaza of food TV

[@yackfou2412]

What a compliment

[@entrcloud5455]

I thought the same thing on god

[@Jakblade]

How is she the same person tho? It blows my mind every episode 😂😂

[@Sniperboy5551]

Her and Aubrey both have the same personality and a very similar look. It’s cute.

[@GHETOyeti]

“No unions, just friendship.” -Matty Bezos

[@DankSoulsVoid]

Why did I read this as no onions? I need to sleep lol. I didn't even misread it my brain saw the word union and was like yep, that's pronounced onion

[@Bodyslamhungrykids]

how well this will age

[@adamthemute]

"No Unions...just friendship". Sounds like an Amazon slogan.

[@newquinn22]

Alternate amazon slogan: "here's your piss jar, now stop coughing and get back to work."

[@NeedleInTheHay1990]

"Also we adjusted the traffic lights to prevent you from talking to organizers. You're welcome."

[@trentbateman]

Unions suck

[@newquinn22]

@@trentbateman not as bad as letting your employer keep their boot on your neck. Choosing which boot is on my neck isnt a choice, its a threat.

[@trentbateman]

I don’t mind private sector unions as much but public sector are terrible for taxpayers

[@coleanderson5928]

I feel for Matty, it just seems his “friends” do everything in their power to drive this levelheaded, wonderful man, into absolute madness.

[@couch09]

Haha they add to the channel, he needs the negative to add to his positivity

[@Subsistence69]

And we love it

[@cdts09]

Michelle: 'It's embarrassing' Matty: 'Have you seen this show?' GOLD!

[@FabianJacquin]

After that exchange, I am quite sure Michelle tried to get rid of an infection in her vayaiyai using garlic cloves. I have no proof, but also no doubt whatsoever

[@ryanlefurge2404]

Honestly big shout out to the editor of this video. This shit is weird af. By far the most peculiar fucking cooking video I have ever watched.

[@isaaccoumbe3508]

I have recently fallen in love with cooking since getting sober (9 months now) and I’ve been working in a bookstore. We had a shipment of 15 of your books and the numbers quickly dwindled luckily I got the second to last copy and have been reading and loving your book. It’s inspired me to explore a lot of foods I normally wouldn’t have ever considered eating, and loving every bit of it. Even branch off and just make something up on my own pretty often, none of it has sucked yet. Just wanted to say thanks for your book, and all the content you provide. It really keeps me cheery even on a day that sucks for no reason other than me wanting it to suck. Love you, Matty. Thanks for being an inspiration to me.

[@pammmerz8153]

Congrats to you for working on your sobriety!

[@nathanchildress5596]

Hell yeah bro! You’re never doing bad when you make a kick ass meal, it makes you proud. I need to more often

[@reaperman9411]

I feel that. Matty is my favorite cook because he knows how to talk about things relevant to the newer generations, he's funny, and he's a kickass cook

[@kahopukehau]

Plot twist: she was actually playing chess with Billy Zane

[@OriginalNotNyanCat]

That guy she tells you not to worry about...

[@anthony.andremusic]

she’s a Zaniac

[@grandpachilibone]

Do you like garlic, Billy?

[@newsuspenders7123]

Somehow the crew caring less and less throughout production has produced better and better content, it managed to become wholesome chaos of some friends and I'm here for it

[@Cactus1911]

"No unions, just friendship"

[@benoitbvg2888]

Time to unionize.

[@AntHarMas]

Amazon be like

[@BlindSwami_]

@@AntHarMas yeah but without the friendship

[@PrussianFrost]

Tesla too. Hey I know you guys want health benefits... but how about ice cream parties eehhh?

[@BigKC3]

what a genuinely lovely story about how true friendship survives hardships. and something something falafel.

[@chiveskilla]

Not only Matty and Michelle’s charm that make me watch the show, but also the brilliant of editor that bring out the full charm of the show. Can’t wait for a 3rd season of Just A Dash

[@jimmyzbike]

I’m vegetarian and absolutely live for each and every episode. You have appeal beyond any and all dietary needs.

[@jellyfish7900]

100% also veg and matty is just the best

[@bachtomin213]

Matty is nourishment for the soul.

[@IkilU95]

I'm a non dogmatic nearly exclusivly plant base eating person. I watch all of mattys output without drawing value for my cooking and I generally dislike any video in which beef is being prepared :D

[@jimmyzbike]

@@IkilU95 awww come on Matty is too good for a thumbs down Matty is thumbsup all the way

[@IkilU95]

@@jimmyzbike Matty is thumbs up. this video got a thumbs up. Beef is killing humans, forests, animals, our climate, the world: Thumbs down :)

[@CE-66]

Why aren’t we talking about Matty taking that cucumber like a champ 😂😂

[@CHOPSZOOKER]

What about that phallic incense holder?

[@blackmarya]

I was honestly so impressed 😆

[@davidkoba]

“We’re only getting weirder and dumber.” This show is a fkn masterpiece.

[@VerballyCopulating]

Nearly lost it there too

[@tedeschi85]

PLEASE MAKE A FULL-LENGTH MOVIE STYLE JUST A DASH IT IS WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE

[@divinelotus19]

I vote 👍

[@tedeschi85]

JUST WATCHED THE SEASON FINALE MUSICAL BONANZA HOLY SHIT AM I A PROPHET FULL LENGTH JUST A DASHHHHHHHHH YEESAASSSHHBBH

[@dankmheems290]

Matty reads the comments and liked this idea. He needs to make "Matty's Culinary Quest Across Canada" produced by Michelle.

[@DJTrulin]

JUST A DASH OF MIAMI?

[@jigglywiggly5930]

That trish edit is a masterpiece

[@JojosMojo20]

It got me really good. 😂

[@divinelotus19]

I need that damn song at 15:21... 😭 so hard to find

[@jigglywiggly5930]

@@divinelotus19 Jake Field & Randall Breneman - Sweet Fallen Angels

[@QuesoLiquidoDax]

had me on a wtf feeling

[@EWCollins]

Just A Dash filled the void in my soul left by It's Alive with Brad Leone and then SURPASSED IT. This is what all other cooking shows should aspire to be like

[@SuperLio333]

Where is he

[@feve6071]

brad is so so so creepy and the atmosphere in his test kitchen is shit. always feels like he just yelled at everyone seconds before the camera got on

[@sophialee137]

@@feve6071 whaaat nah bruh brads also the goat but Mattys j godly

[@strekke1986]

both have/had excellent editing

[@xxx_ray]

@@SuperLio333 bon apetit is dead to a majority of the internet

[@matteobannatyne6279]

Glad to see camera B got side-lined after his antics last episode. No vaping in the house!

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

No vaping, just snacking.

[@TheRicardoMilos]

I love how every episode takes us further into the fever dream.

[@chocolatedaddy1270]

your comment and profile pic cements it further into the feverish nightmare

[@amesydaisy]

Why I love Matty: "Just a couple garlic cloves" then proceeds to drop in 15 cloves 😂

[@sherylb4405]

"that much" - Matty

[@joshuagumpert8910]

As a New Orleanian I fully approve this approach to cooking. If it calls for garlic, it calls for a bunch! 😂

[@bonsang1073]

20 cloves

[@yournextlevelsecrets]

The recipes are awesome, the madness is hilarious, the crew is insanely calm lol. Much love and gratitude to to Matty and his crew for each episode. The editing is epic lol

[@luke_mckay]

Lol I was listening to Matty while I was cooking yesterday and he started singing and, from 3 rooms away, my father goes, "DANG he's annoying!" 😂😂😂

[@PescarStangaci]

your father doesn't know what culture is. Perhaps an initiation in the art of Matty would put him on the right path

[@jaredknapp6832]

Lol. Hes loud. People have to recognize. Lol

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

I pity Matty's neighbors.

[@jpmchausse]

The editor(s) should get a lifetime achievement award for this show. Pure genius.

[@zleepydude224]

Michelle is the cutest human and she deserves a bazillion dollars

[@GregFries]

I feel like, sooner or later, everyone will recognize this is/was the best show on TV.

[@irish3641]

"No unions, just friendship" -Glorious leader Matty Matheson

[@garyheaton3302]

Matty is an absolute pro. He can slice and dice while simultaneously singing, mugging for the camera, yelling at the crew, and watching for Michelle playing chess.

[@speekn]

The Matty & Michelle relationship has gone to the next level.... Editing has gone to the next level...Just a Dash should easily win all categories of online entertainment.

[@TheMaiaDriscol]

I love how they lost the sponsors and now they just don't care anymore

[@Davelement]

how?

[@TheMaiaDriscol]

@@Davelement They left after the diarrhea incident.

[@bluemountainagantuk]

@@Davelement because of this ep kzbin.info/www/bejne/gqGkqqyZpL6ch5Y specifically @ 17min13sec

[@hahathatsgreat2]

Funny that season 1 was sponsored by a meat company and this is a vegan episode.Idk if they "lost" them, but I really like what this channel is becoming. Home StyleCookery and Just a Dash are both great!

[@MrPhatties]

They never had sponsors, Matty promotes his cook book

[@josephpotter5766]

This is a room filled with pure and beautiful people. Rarely ever has so much love radiated so absolutely. You are all precious creatures.

[@lc9072]

"I washed my hair last night" ~Michelle with absolutely no prompting.

[@sextonhardcastle8696]

This crew is just mint. “only getting weirder and dumber”

[@HandToolRescue]

My boy M. Tewks hosting How It's Made is pure Canadiana.

[@j.o.e8864]

Haha @Hand tool rescue. I love seeing your comments randomly across KZbin lol you think AvE watches matty too? 😁👍🏼

[@lucasaccount573]

I can hear the theme song now. The synth was incredible.

[@PrussianFrost]

Waiting for you to shoot an episode like Mattys channel. "Who moved my tools, Michelle!?!"

[@dankmheems290]

@@Shackman66 With a name like Hand Tool Rescue he has to be Canadian. "Looks like your car broke down eh? Don't worry, bud, I got my hand tool here"

[@imsatanscott]

"lets have a nice day today". *DERAILS 4 SECONDS LATER*

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

That's exactly what makes it such a nice day.

[@itsjustb3n]

This is a masterpiece. A gripping, tumultuous emotional affair, unsurpassed physical beauty and a triumph of editing. A bitter rivalry: the raw passion of a master chef battling the cold logic of chess mastermind, they go up against one another only to find that the beauty of true friendship was there the whole time.

[@iub.9893]

Sometimes the right characters and the right crew come together. In the rarest of ocasions they have something that makes them shine, and that shine is brought to life by a great editor. I love this so much, I feel liberated when i watch all of you.

[@fractalcat3696]

Love the camerca guy resting his half-eaten bagel on the camera.

[@dankmheems290]

They must have a lot of fun filming at Matt's place near Leak eerie, it's in the middle of no where. Like going camping.

[@ReallyGhey]

Whoever edits these videos is a master craftsman 👌🏻👌🏻

[@monkeyman2590]

I love this god damned show. Most of the time you could be making cardboard soaked in bat vomit and I'd be just as happy.

[@jacobjones5252]

this needs to be on Netflix

[@Collin_Calling]

"Jokes on you. We're only getting weirder and dumber" Story of my life.

[@Aaron_890]

Michelle's the best. Always a great show when Matty and Michelle are reeking havoc. Keep it up Just A Dash crew.

[@NATUREFORTRESS]

I love this show and everyone who is involved with it. Thank you. It saves my life. Literally the humor is key to my health.

[@patsen90]

Biggest story here is Michelle's pin on the knight.

[@Davelement]

did she play the Sicilian?

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

This isn't a cooking show. It's a chess show.

[@ljm2320]

I can't even verbally express how entertaining I find this series. Also whoever does the editing kills it every time

[@joedevine6658]

The entire ensemble of cast and crew makes this show. Matty is certainly great and he alone is a force. But, just a dash breaks the internet in such a great way because everyone involved creates an energy that amplifies this show beyond anything Matty creates on his own. Please keep doing this together. I don’t know if the misery is real but the ensemble’s misery, short lived I hope, makes Just A Dash.

[@neilmunro5360]

"no unions, just friendship" - less than a minute in and already I know how this ep is going to go. Here for the ride!

[@TheJonjojan]

Man i just love you all. Thank you matty and team for keeping this coming. Even there's no sponsors, i hope the community continue to support this channel. Love from Malaysia, Sabah. 🥰🥰

[@dirtthirst3348]

I like how the cooking and the background noise have swapped places in priority.

[@DBELLTREE]

The banter is priceless. Love this show.

[@russellhall5065]

It's nice to see Bam Margera starting to eat healthy, but he's got a long way to go before he' back in skateboarding shape. A long way to go.

[@justmenate]

The production of this show is amazing. Kudos to everyone working on it

[@feve6071]

the production value with the windows 95 edits was insane. also the intro was done just as well. this is so good.

[@invaderzimismyfav]

Everything the editor does from the virtual old computer with Trish's tunes, to the edits of angels and the evil Trish face are so incredible and creative

[@dang2564]

“I visualize every cooking.” - Matty Matheson

[@pitr_vitr]

This masterpiece from any point of view should get in to KZbin's Hall of Fame.

[@murderinc162]

Michelle's story was that apparently she had a yeast infection before a date and tried to remedy it with garlic cloves. At night during sexy time, she had garlic breath and still a yeast infection.

[@pmonday]

"Are we friends?" Matty says to me, looking at me with the most threatening, terrifying face.

[@alysa475]

I would love a Chef Rang shirt!

[@CHERNO997]

I really love the dynamic between Matty and the crew and the positive energy I get from the show.

[@g.n.s.]

Literally making falafel for Thanksgiving this year (Ohio amateur chef). This is the best recipe I’ve researched for reference, period. Keep the eternal flame going, Matty & Crew, and have a happy 2024 when we all get there together.

[@SamSchmidt90]

Holy shit the windows 95 dream sequence was dope

[@matd808]

We need to see camera B Ben more Mr. Matty. I know he just lives by himself in the woods but he's nice to look at and adds value to your yelling. Thank you.

[@brokenbutfixable]

This makes my day everytime. I wish there was more Matty and Michelle. Like a bonus features. Love you all

[@Realmeglynn]

The chaos of these episodes is therapeutic. It’s just you and I Matty. Free therapy sesh.

[@sandienesta1467]

And me.. Me too, I am me and we are all together..

[@Keithnicity]

I’m only here to say that Just a Dash is the best KZbin “show” there is. It’s just the perfect amounts of Matty, Chaos, Michelle, and now they’ve recently added Chess into the mix... it’s perfect.

[@Lazyassindigo]

''And Matty won't stfu abt it'' sent me lmao

[@TanukiSC]

Greatest friendship ever. Greatest. Friendship. Ever.

[@nickt9467]

Dude the vibe on this episode was perfect

[@brettfyfe9396]

youre energy and relationship with michelle warms my heart. you guys crack me up. gotta love the love matty, you beautiful human being.

[@hmmmuhhuh8471]

Brilliantly edited. Huge shoutout to the production crew, this is AAA material.

[@ameene]

This is probably my favorite episode of just a dash

[@aidanaltieri9407]

Now I want to hear Michells garlic story so bad

[@stickymcjohnsonjr2962]

Seems she had a yeast infection and garlic is an anti oxidant. I think she shoved garlic cloves in her vgai and it didn't work

[@skrrtzamboni]

@@stickymcjohnsonjr2962 BRUHHHH

[@stickymcjohnsonjr2962]

@@skrrtzamboni see her face and hearing her comment about it, it must be a vag story

[@stickymcjohnsonjr2962]

@J Hue I mean, I might be mistaken. I'm just gathering info from her expressions lol. I chewed on garlic to kill an infection on my tooth. Its spicy, so i hope she didn't shove crushed ones in her. Ouch... (It might not have worked for her since she probably stuck em in just peeled with no oils active, gotta crush cell walls to release certain properties)

[@stickymcjohnsonjr2962]

@J Hue hope they talk about it next episode lol

[@seed8783]

“jokes on u we’re only getting weirder and dumber”

[@CrayTechTV]

Matty looks like if Jack Black and Bam Margera had a baby

[@emilysilver9844]

First time watcher god I’m in love with Matty like he loves food

[@emilysilver9844]

I also have the same problems when I make falafel and garlic sauce - lemons the variable always

[@LordAssClown]

Please don't stop making these. This world is nothing but deadness and grayness without these videos.

[@jimthrower2492]

They did you dirty with the laser prank...plot your revenge!

[@ryanwheelscasten48]

"Angels of Puss" sounds like a 90's alternative band or something

[@giovannadiaz1917]

I love how Matt's entire personality is like a deranged LSD fever dream

[@justin555666]

I legitimately don't even know what Matty made. I was just focused on the banter between Matty and Michelle. Worth it.

[@koston777]

This cooking show is the best cooking show to watch when you are high. Period.

[@lc9072]

Great to watch when your sober too

[@coreyriggle]

Michelle can do this show with 20% attention, a assure you.

[@Keiren1]

This is a masterclass of editing. I seriously think you could teach a class with the editing techniques used in this series.

[@purple_plasmid]

I've never had good falafel (it's always been bland/dry) -- so I'm actually curious to try this, because they look so good! Matty is now my new favorite chef from whom to learn :D keep it up Matty!

[@blitzguitar]

The editing quality on this is like mainstream TV quality well done.

[@leegregory5684]

Matty, you truly are the G of cooking, please don’t EVER change!! 🐐

[@Slickwalter]

I can’t be the only one who sometimes forgets this is a cooking show 😂😂

[@Auslinlive]

This is the only cooking show I'll be watching from now on

[@nate9361]

Next episode: Matty cheerfully teaching cooking where he is admitted at a mental hospital

[@khaosservant8685]

Matty, you sir are a blessing upon this earth. thank you for the endless laughs. shine on, you beautiful bastard!🤘♥

[@stevencoy]

Every episode is a work of art.