You Are What Your Wife Tells You. Rahn Hortman - Full Special

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[@JustinoFundido]

Clean comedy is very difficult. This is fantastic!

[@kylewilliams3861]

Honestly. When done well it's usually the funniest comedy to me

[@tonjirucker999]

It's not difficult unless your convinced that good comedy has to include foul language.

[@kylewilliams3861]

@@tonjirucker999 it takes a bit more finesse than that. Clean comedy can also be particularly dirty. Which requires more wit

[@mademax1]

I would not call this clean, to anyone with half a brain there is alot of racism and cruelty as a base for the jokes

[@RR-xz6bv]

I mean he beats his kids and calls it old school. It’s called abuse

[@crackup4592]

My wife is a better half of me. "You better do that.. better do this...". I am dead! 🤣🤣

[@likesanddislikesetc]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@generalkenobi4509]

I actually wear hearing aids myself (age 13, male) and they’re also Bluetooth and I used them to listen to this video! I chose black so they can stand out so i can spread a little awareness about hearing loss. Dont be ashamed of your hearing aids because those are super cool! You can just turn em down when you don’t wanna hear someone! 😂 just dont do it with your parents though if you’re a kid lol

[@yajelema5436]

This is so wholesome

[@generalkenobi4509]

@Yaje Lema Thanks! 😊 To whomever may read this, have a blessed day! And also just a random bit of wisdom; “Wether you think you can or you think you can’t, you’re right.” -Henry Ford

[@denisekessler4371]

Lol your silly 😊

[@debrawestbrook8960]

Oh wow, that's cool. A girl posted a TikTok about a teacher confiscating her hearing aids because he thought they were regular Bluetooth earbuds. She couldn't hear him throughout the lesson and at the end when he found out she was telling the truth he lost his job.

[@lettheriver]

@@debrawestbrook8960 gullible

[@nieceysemien7135]

Called grandma and said there are jobs out there if you are serious! bahahaha

[@ruthann2051]

I read this comment at the same time he was saying it! Lol

[@nieceysemien7135]

@@ruthann2051 🤣🤣🤣

[@Kiya-me]

What did granma' say? Lol

[@WalkingWallet]

@@ruthann2051 ,-,fox, ,,-,, ,,-, -,,, ',,,,,,,, , , ,

[@anaderol5408]

LOL watching this on 20/1/2020 (Australia time) - as far as I'm concerned...TRUMP is in the past....you Americans still have him for 24 hours!!

[@sarahlovee1865]

My son turns his hearing aid off when hes doing things he knows he isnt supposed to. 'Well I didnt hear anyone say no so it must be fine'

[@rompevuevitos222]

Stick a note with a reminder of what he shouldn't do on his stuff and make him wear it to school

[@azelljackson4380]

Your son is a genius lol 🤣🤣

[@sorad2921]

Smart kid

[@sarahlovee1865]

@@rompevuevitos222 I have "eric no!" sticky notes everywhere lol

[@ashlynnrounds8341]

@@sarahlovee1865 That's amazing, I had to do that with my 7 younger siblings at one point. Note: That was a lot of sticky notes, I said bye to my allowance lol

[@b.michaelbrown1117]

That Ebola joke hits harder in quarantine 😂😑

[@PacificMoceans]

lmao

[@jesuschristiscallingyou953]

Hahaha!

[@lilyvalley5389]

Yup.

[@MsMookalate]

B.Michael Brown right

[@Evoleo]

no, it doesn't. how are ebola and covid related

[@drewmiller6409]

The "grandma it's jobs out there if you serious" got me dead 💀

[@AthenaOwl_]

“Who cleans up after seeing eye dogs?” 😂😂 that’s actually a really good question

[@muddydog6605]

In the UK guide dog owners are exempt from dog fouling fines.

[@youichiminagawa2554]

Making his kids watch a cliffhanger of Abraham sacrificing Isaac as punishment told me this guy's got a monumental sense of humor. Great set!

[@jdhoushour3041]

most cure all's include a warning label... Fortunately... He skipped that crap! 😆

[@DeceiverIX]

Stopped to make a comment after that bit... 1:30 in LOL. Literally hilarious!

[@cristianflores5329]

X

[@georgepurvis587]

I agree I thought that was just hysterical even though I saw it coming

[@tiffakang4525]

😂

[@SammiSweetz]

“I love what you’ve done to your hair... now do you wash it once a day as face or twice as week as hair.” I nearly fell to the floor in laughter. I mean that was hilarious especially when you sitting next to a bald guy.

[@paperclips4113]

😂

[@apadron45ap]

This one had me rolling!!

[@anushmashrestha3553]

Same lmao

[@alexxhristova]

excuse me, mister ma'am, i know i ain't supposed to talk to strangers, but them shoes is cute! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lisajustme2788]

True no one remembers phone numbers anymore 😂😂😂

[@sirkrutchbluesman3009]

So TRUE use to Manage Bands Knew every One's # and Where Every PAYPHONE WAS LOVE TECHNOLOGY

[@easemailboxes]

I find it hard to find comedians that can make me laugh and is clean enough that I can watch with my kids as well. Its really getting rare these days and exposes this mans extreme talent. ROFL. Thanks so much for this super talented guy!

[@sirkrutchbluesman3009]

I AGREE WHOLE HEARTEDLY LAUGH WITH MY KIDS PRICELESS ♥️👏👏👏👏👏👏🤩🤩🤩

[@nikitiameeks3291]

Telling his daughter, "if you ain't gone listen to me, you ain't gone listen to nobody." I was crying laughing. Then telling the audience to yell if they wanted to check up. BRILLIANT!!! Rahn is funny 🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂

[@crystalclear652]

Hilarious!!! And I watch a lot of Comedy 😂🤣🤣🤣😂

[@leoneranger9348]

😝😝 That was a good joke!

[@adamcallahan242]

Comedy gold!

[@infamouskong7702]

Right!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀

[@Honest000w]

I don’t if I should’ve laughed😂

[@KingKaizer1985]

I bumped into dry bar one day and never looked back. i can finally watch with my wife and laugh. i love it

[@Marie34694]

“NBA is not interested ... at this time.” 😂😂😂

[@Snappldel]

“Good game, poor coaching. You almost had us. You gave a good effort” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@loretta2372]

That was the best; though there were so many good one 🤣 😂

[@bigmike3007]

Slapping them on the booty you can leave that out 😂

[@gogoscorner1111]

"Ummmm excuse me Mr Ma'am..." 😂😂😂

[@lastgirl7071]

cute shoes!

[@SAND33Boys]

😂😂😂 I almost spit my coffee out I'm sitting here playing Farmville while I'm listening to this bit. 😂😂😂

[@scottbrock6147]

Grandma its jobs out there if u serious😂😂😂😂😂😂 i was screaminggg

[@d.johnson9957]

Oh dear, my son is a politely disrespectful child too. It's so good to know I'm not the only one with a little man like that. 🤣🤣😂😂

[@cbro412]

Clean AND dark comedy? I'm a fan 😂 lol

[@michelemiller3798]

He's so clever. "I just throw them out there, it's up to you to catch them!"

[@mattdawg83686]

“This is definitely going to be an away game.” I’m still laughing at the line.

[@Witchofthewoods.]

"I love 🐔 chicken." 😆😆😆 This guy's hilarious. I love his comedy.

[@Western_ENT]

I dun get it?

[@ambervanbrogen3172]

I got one of those polite disrespectful kids too! Lol

[@Meowster89]

🙌

[@carmellacolston7289]

So do I. Lol

[@seedofisrael1356]

Me too 🙄😂

[@marcopolo2028]

I was that kid. I remember visiting my friend's apartment when I was about 9. I looked around and said wow this is small.

[@jenniferwylie5633]

Yeah.. How about 'How do you like the chicken carbonara I spent all this time on?' --> Step son's response --> 'It's ok I guess. I just don't like the texture..... Or the taste.'

[@toxicsmoke194]

That birth certificate joke was so underrated 😂😂😂

[@mm-zm8ys]

I didn't get it

[@toxicsmoke194]

@@mm-zm8ys it was alluding to that one time trump wanted to see if Obama’s birth certificate because he thought he wasn’t a US citizen

[@kabelomalatji5104]

I went to my doctor and asked who is his doctor... Then I switched doctors 😂😂😂

[@dakingofmines2589]

"You can use me as a reference". "Gimme the hearing aids, if you ain't gonna listen to me you ain't gonna listen to nobody". The home and away jerseys joke was classic.

[@duanecuster7166]

The step dad vs dad jersey joke was absolutely brilliant!! Wow

[@jacqualinpinto8006]

Would you please help me understand it please?

[@coffeebean4356]

@@jacqualinpinto8006 because his biological dad was never really there in his life he got the AWAY jersey ( away teams are guests ), and his step-dad got the HOME jersey because he was always there for him and was like an actual father.

[@kattabercrumbie2704]

@@jacqualinpinto8006 also it was a Padres jersey which is the Spanish word for father.

[@phillyfoo6958]

His jokes were hard hitting, cutting, pushing the envelope and just straight up raw. Anytime you can make a joke about taking your daughter's hearing aids straight hilarious 😂 comedic genius. 💯

[@shellesbby]

😂❤ he's amazing!

[@OALM1991]

*Everything is cute when it's little* 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂

[@jamera8223]

💯

[@therebellion96]

I love how obscure some of his jokes are! It always takes an extra second for audience to get the full joke.

[@soeifong]

Drybar has gold. I had no idea, but a lot of the comedians on here are much better than the mainstream ones. This one was GREAT! Love his expressions!

[@MM-eq7sw]

💯!!

[@gregraj]

I feel the same way. I love the Drybar channel!!

[@Nursemomma7]

So true!!

[@dorothyjackson1010]

You are by far a keeper. Laughed all the way to the end.😂

[@Itme]

Grandma: there are jobs out there. I lost it!

[@sirkrutchbluesman3009]

Granny's Working at McDs

[@Nenad-ICXC-Shuput-GFAMMA]

I was on stage looking like real strong ethiopian 😆😂🤣🤣

[@cw4608]

The applications at the mall...priceless! You are so clever and funny. Thank you!

[@rayshard2005]

If you ain't gone listen to me.. You ain't gone listen to nobody 😂😂😂

[@emmanuelpetit8291]

It's rare to come across brilliant act. Clean, intelligent and hilarious.

[@teresadalessio1]

9:53 BEST CAT IMPRESSION EVER. HIS MOVEMENTS ARE KEYYYYY

[@alexaundrastuart4587]

Aye I felt the black parent vibes soooo hard when he said Give me the hearing aids if you not gonna listen to me you not gonna listen to nobody 🤣😂. I’m going to laugh all day from that one.

[@qaasimabdullah5598]

Yesss! 😂😭

[@stacypolk3580]

Dry Bar Comedy hit a home run with Rhan!! Hilarious!!

[@fuluk.5336]

That Grandma joke is hilarious 🤣

[@DetroitMadeJD5]

“I’m off fast ... like a cheetah... alright a black panther” 😂😂😂

[@FordyTheConeSmoker]

“You ever do something so stupid you don’t have an answer for it? But as a man you have to?” *flashbacks ensue*

[@orafranc237]

i dont want no kids neither cus we're family and that's what we're gonna do 😂

[@hendo19742]

IS IT JUST ME OR IS MORE PEOPLE RUMMAGING THROUGH THE STAND UP COMEDY SHOWS DURING THE QUARANTINE?🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@corncob4627]

Same here :3

[@donmiller2908]

NO, IT'S JUST YOU. I'M GOING FROM VIDEO TO VIDEO LEAVING SUPERFLUOUS MESSAGES ENTIRELY IN CAPITAL LETTERS.

[@hendo19742]

@@donmiller2908 😜😜😜😜

[@starlessaeon3972]

It's funny cause I started watching like a week before the quarantine so when it came I was in my stride 😂

[@elizabethanderson5421]

hendo19742 nope it’s not just you we all need some laughs during this thing

[@steveb108]

I have listened to a number of Dry Bar clips and it has been an absolute pleasure to hear intelligent comedians that don't require bad language in their repertoire to be extremely funny thank you 👍

[@PeacepiperF20]

Lol

[@melvinstackhouse5474]

Exactly

[@pattymayocakes]

Curse words are just...words. they're not the boogey man 😄

[@PafMedic]

Almost All The Comedians For Dry Bar Doesnt Curse

[@dianagarza7412]

Agreed

[@elaineel-adly2872]

I like the part about getting applications and hand out to people asking for change. This man is truly a comedian. I Nj0yd his show❗

[@ariesphenix1]

This had me cracking up at work. 😂 Jumbo shrimp 🍤

[@rayselby3487]

Sue here : jumbo shrimp lol!!!!!

[@vitareid]

"Who cleans up after seeing eye dogs?"

[@rjwong2483]

That one killed me. . . Made me really think about that.

[@alandt99]

Seeing eye dogs are trained to pick up after the blind human and while they're at it they pickup after themselves.

[@lindawolz4974]

@@alandt99 Was that a joke? My son sees only partially out of one eye so he is able to clean up after his dog with bags for that purpose.

[@alandt99]

@@lindawolz4974 I had a vision of a service dog with a Corona mask and latex gloves sanitizing the area. I apologize 2 all that may b offended by my comment.

[@warrenresearchinc.1883]

I had the same thought! Hahahahaha 😜😂

[@saraiyanie5608]

He is actually funny and no profanity! I admire that...😆💯

[@MARYBBOSS2]

It's 'DRY BAR'!

[@TheBlackGreatWhite83]

Lmao true story, I had a bug get in my ear as a kid and got taken to the hospital by my mom because I was freaking out and it was freaking out in my ear. The doctor got it out and then asked "what if it laid eggs?" making me freak out more and laughed hard me for a bit before telling me that he'd gotten everything out.... This video just made me laugh hard at myself.

[@jeffreyburley4033]

Very funny. He has lots of new stuff I never heard before. If he is doing his own writing, great job. And your delivery is excellent. Good job.

[@opulence_prime]

If? Why wouldn't he be?

[@Susanloveslife]

Opulence_prime hut FCC hugging fun guys u u tuyii i t v Greg by h

[@iveywebb]

@@opulence_prime Many comedians have writers.

[@davidmadison9369]

“She thought I had a white wife. She knows I’m in entertainment. Oh, she thinks I’m successful.” 💀💀💀

[@coco6917]

That hit home. For sure.

[@meatwadfrylock3611]

Any sisters in the audience was instantly pissed lol

[@miriamaesthetic5137]

@@meatwadfrylock3611 because it's usually true

[@cheriann6461]

lol yeah. It was one of many jokes that makes me think that he is accustomed to mostly black audiences.

[@seanburrowes5647]

My laugh was loud and uncomfortable lmaooooo

[@jakebethdaus1021]

It's hard to make people laugh, it's harder to make a crowd full of sober people laugh amazing job! One of the best clean comedy sets I've heard. Thank you! It's nice to listen to something and not have my 6yr old repeat the cuss words he heard from what I was listening too! ❤️❤️

[@TB-rx1ue]

“Everything is cute when it’s little” 😂 love the racial, age and disability jokes!

[@bigkeith1022]

The quick my wife is my better half joke is one of the best jokes ever... Loved it.

[@momofboys2822]

This was the first time I’ve ever heard him and I was not disappointed!! Clean comedy, I love it!!

[@chessflower2092]

He is awesome. He needs to do more videos!

[@wandawilliams3110]

This guy is hilarious!!! And very talented. I wish him continued success.

[@moccisimo]

I love hearing people in the audience laughing so hard 🤣

[@brianjohnson1601]

"Uh uh i was on Hasmat" 💀🤣

[@TK-yh4hn]

I'm so glad I watched this. His delivery is on point.

[@rhemnant]

Hes got sum range in his jokes and still managed to keep it relatively clean.

[@isaiahbrake2472]

"Good game. Poor coaching. You almost had us. You tried your best. Then I smack em on the booty" this man is good at his craft 😂

[@alisamariaangelsanddemons4309]

“Don’t no one know numbers anymore” 😆😂👏🏽so true!

[@brittneymiller605]

SO relatable....father was the best at hide and go seek. Love the HOME and AWAY jerseys🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤

[@ComedianRahnHortman]

Thank you for the love ❤️

[@bigmike3007]

His face when she says it’s birth control, straight up priceless and exactly how we look when we do something dumb thinking we are getting even! 😂😂

[@ElegantRose2720]

That was my favorite!!!!!😂

[@soulaudacity555]

“No she don’t, she said you need to do some sit ups” 🤣

[@2near_death]

The ebola bit is accurate asf. Lol. Im a Kindergarten teacher and the kids pretend someone has Covid and then they run around the playground pretending to infect one another by bear hug 🤷🏽‍♀️🤣

[@mikecoles1988]

Lol hi Jade??

[@chocolateserenity]

Y’all when he took them hearing aids I was 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mikecoles1988]

Wow hi divinley guided queen.. How u feel??

[@anaderol5408]

Brilliant! Rahn has coined a new term - we already have PC - now we have PD!! Thank you.

[@clestemanning6357]

HEY RAHN YOU ARE OFF THE HOOK. ONE OF THE BEST COMEDIANS THAT I'VE SEEN IN QUITE AWHILE. YOU JUST FLOW , NO STRUGGLE TO START A NEW JOKE. THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS. KEEP IT REAL ALWAYS.

[@ItsMe-uf1st]

Wow! He made me laugh out loud so many times. Even my husband walked by and laughed at some of his jokes. He's good! 🤭😂🤣

[@Logiwonk]

I did an actual spit-take on "Once a day as a face." Thank you man, you're hilarious.

[@rachel3789]

OmG! I love this!!! Laughter is good like a medicine. I am fighting COVID and laughing so hard. Thanks

[@chanmusic9858]

You good now? Hope so!

[@rachel3789]

@@chanmusic9858 yes. Thank you

[@awesumpowerz6805]

He's hilarious ... I almost didn't watch him ... Glad I did ...

[@passionsconsume767]

I think a lot of the jokes went over this crowd's heads or there just slow. But I'm over here hollering you hear me 😂😂😂

[@vinkeyla23]

Zahra Omar which ones?

[@rorwyk]

Audiences laugh differently sometimes but it doesn't mean they enjoy it less. This is more of a chuckle audience chuckle, pause, wait for joke, chuckle, repeat. Scream laugh audiences are fun to watch tho

[@stacypolk3580]

What a stupid thing to say. Why? Cuz, they're white? Whites don't get the black comedy? They got it, ok? The funny store about his son's picture of himself in class with "I love chicken" at the bottom is a funny comment about how he KNEW it was his son's picture 'cuz blacks' loving chicken and watermelon is a huge stereotype. They got it his joke. I got it and his timing in telling it was hilarious. Don't be so idiotic. People like comedy in different ways....they were not an ignorant audience. Jeeeez.....!!

[@theQueen.]

@@stacypolk3580 .........what it the world are you smoking? What the........

[@theQueen.]

@@stacypolk3580 who said anything about the white folk? Stop being so weird and serious...

[@myrad78]

I was wheezing from laughing and his 30 minute set took me an hour to watch cause I kept having to rewatch the jokes I missed from laughing 😂

[@HisgGalore]

I thought I was crazy 😁😁😭😭

[@sophia-annsmith9277]

Same here, this is my second time watching it after several replays.

[@michellekleingers8238]

"Who cleans up after seeing-eye dogs?" LOL- I've always asked that same thing!

[@SavingMyPockets]

My daughter did one of those pictures it said, “I love noodles!” Yall I died.

[@thaflygawd5451]

Breath of fresh air, such a funny set always love finding a comic I haven’t seen before.

[@b100discusstheissuesandyou5]

Absolutely i concur!!!!

[@rogergibson3059]

@@b100discusstheissuesandyou5 I

[@chingchingchingching2064]

When he said "like a cheetah", in my head I thought "more like a panther" and then he said it😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chingchingchingching2064]

Candid 50’s OK.

[@jesuschristiscallingyou953]

@@Spl1nt5 So salty. Who hurt you?

[@Spl1nt5]

JESUS IS CALLING YOU my father

[@jesuschristiscallingyou953]

@@Spl1nt5 Don't vent your anger on strangers. It's not their fault.

[@paulforde3208]

This is the cleanest comedy I've seen for years. Thanks Rahn

[@heather4767]

Laughed the whole freaking time! And it's funnier cuz it was all based on his real life

[@cynthiaholland13]

This was fantastic and I laughed all the way through!! Congrats to you and your lovely wife. I love to see long marriages in our community. My husband and I are celebrating 23 years this year.

[@ntombin9127]

So refreshing, clean comedy. Love this guy.

[@Cecethegreat37]

Ain’t nobody looking for clean comedy but you 😂

[@sirkrutchbluesman3009]

I REALLY ENJOY A COMEDIAN THAT I COULD ENJOY WITH MY KIDS

[@salad1298]

I was wondering if there were any funny stand up comedians left and I'm happily surprised :) this man is a legend

[@_XKL]

The team jersey joke is elite, much respect

[@tonybroderick6590]

His wife is his better half, Ron you better do this and you better do that. Lol

[@ohad.5890]

rahn*

[@tomadams3528]

@@ohad.5890 *Rahn.

[@ohad.5890]

@@tomadams3528 Dammit!

[@samuelpena3195]

Ronny

[@tomadams3528]

@Tom Adams. *Dammit!

[@teaganna5970]

Okay, this guy deserves a good round of applause. Great set, and I make laugh. 🙃

[@wordtothebigbird]

Lyric Malo I make laugh?

[@teaganna5970]

@@wordtothebigbird I am use google translate.

[@MrMate8869]

Needs work.

[@teaganna5970]

@@MrMate8869 I totally agree, Mr. Dog.

[@user-wb1ew8sl5u]

I understood what you said and totally agree, he's really funny!

[@vickiejumper7242]

I listened to this guy twice and I was laughing so hard

[@isabelpacheco9400]

URSULINE!!! LOL! "Little bear!" I love it!

[@aimhigh1252]

“ among all of his friends, he was the best hide and seek” 😂😂😂 Dady doesn’t usually come around hilarious

[@brostelio]

Perfect delivery! Loving this guy.

[@Yoditah]

He had me dying so hard!🤣 I want to see more.

[@tribeofjudah10]

U can ask her... But U gonna have to scream real loud😝🤣🤣🤣😭😭🤣🙈

[@beans301]

He got me with farmville lmao

[@lopezcora]

67 k views and less than a thousand likes? Im surprised...he is actually hilarious...💛 laughter is good for the soul..Thanks for posting this.

[@janbucknerwalker2875]

Interesting observation. He’s objectively funny and a universal way. Yet, only one in ten comedy fans who LIKE comedy liked this? So it seems, Christianity (particularly the fundamentalist variety) has some self-awareness to strive for. Let’s pray they think about (and work on) that. Looking forward to seeing more of this guy and those like him.

[@trinityx3942]

I can only speak for myself but the bit about beating up his kids and being sore for 3 days didn't make me laugh, it made me cringe. Maybe that's one reason there's not as many likes as there could be? BTW I'm not judging the humor or people who find it funny, just answering your question.

[@aprilsilvers381]

Some people just font press like and maybe some people are to hard to please

[@factsoverfiction7826]

midFeb 2021: 1.9 Million views ... 39k likes

[@MrsEarth-pf4cr]

His bill collectors are on facebook & they poke him & tag him screenshots of his bills lmbo lol lol lol 😂😂😂😂

[@Huskyrescue2296]

Love this guy. He made me get tears from laughing! The part about how his daughter told him his back and stomach don't match anymore!🤣