You Are What Your Wife Tells You. Rahn Hortman - Full Special

[@youichiminagawa2554]

Making his kids watch a cliffhanger of Abraham sacrificing Isaac as punishment told me this guy's got a monumental sense of humor. Great set!

[@jdhoushour3041]

most cure all's include a warning label... Fortunately... He skipped that crap! 😆

[@DeceiverIX]

Stopped to make a comment after that bit... 1:30 in LOL. Literally hilarious!

[@cristianflores5329]

X

[@georgepurvis587]

I agree I thought that was just hysterical even though I saw it coming

[@tiffakang4525]

😂

[@crackup4592]

My wife is a better half of me. "You better do that.. better do this...". I am dead! 🤣🤣

[@likesanddislikesetc]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@soeifong]

Drybar has gold. I had no idea, but a lot of the comedians on here are much better than the mainstream ones. This one was GREAT! Love his expressions!

[@MM-eq7sw]

💯!!

[@gregraj]

I feel the same way. I love the Drybar channel!!

[@Nursemomma7]

So true!!

[@dorothyjackson1010]

You are by far a keeper. Laughed all the way to the end.😂

[@easemailboxes]

I find it hard to find comedians that can make me laugh and is clean enough that I can watch with my kids as well. Its really getting rare these days and exposes this mans extreme talent. ROFL. Thanks so much for this super talented guy!

[@sirkrutchbluesman3009]

I AGREE WHOLE HEARTEDLY LAUGH WITH MY KIDS PRICELESS ♥️👏👏👏👏👏👏🤩🤩🤩

[@nikitiameeks3291]

Telling his daughter, "if you ain't gone listen to me, you ain't gone listen to nobody." I was crying laughing. Then telling the audience to yell if they wanted to check up. BRILLIANT!!! Rahn is funny 🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂

[@crystalclear652]

Hilarious!!! And I watch a lot of Comedy 😂🤣🤣🤣😂

[@leoneranger9348]

😝😝 That was a good joke!

[@adamcallahan242]

Comedy gold!

[@infamouskong7702]

Right!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀

[@Honest000w]

I don’t if I should’ve laughed😂

[@d.johnson9957]

Oh dear, my son is a politely disrespectful child too. It's so good to know I'm not the only one with a little man like that. 🤣🤣😂😂

[@sarahlovee1865]

My son turns his hearing aid off when hes doing things he knows he isnt supposed to. 'Well I didnt hear anyone say no so it must be fine'

[@rompevuevitos222]

Stick a note with a reminder of what he shouldn't do on his stuff and make him wear it to school

[@azelljackson4380]

Your son is a genius lol 🤣🤣

[@sorad2921]

Smart kid

[@sarahlovee1865]

@@rompevuevitos222 I have "eric no!" sticky notes everywhere lol

[@ashlynnrounds8341]

@@sarahlovee1865 That's amazing, I had to do that with my 7 younger siblings at one point. Note: That was a lot of sticky notes, I said bye to my allowance lol

[@AthenaOwl_]

“Who cleans up after seeing eye dogs?” 😂😂 that’s actually a really good question

[@muddydog6605]

In the UK guide dog owners are exempt from dog fouling fines.

[@JustinoFundido]

Clean comedy is very difficult. This is fantastic!

[@kylewilliams3861]

Honestly. When done well it's usually the funniest comedy to me

[@tonjirucker999]

It's not difficult unless your convinced that good comedy has to include foul language.

[@kylewilliams3861]

@@tonjirucker999 it takes a bit more finesse than that. Clean comedy can also be particularly dirty. Which requires more wit

[@mademax1]

I would not call this clean, to anyone with half a brain there is alot of racism and cruelty as a base for the jokes

[@RR-xz6bv]

I mean he beats his kids and calls it old school. It’s called abuse

[@mattdawg83686]

“This is definitely going to be an away game.” I’m still laughing at the line.

[@emmanuelpetit8291]

It's rare to come across brilliant act. Clean, intelligent and hilarious.

[@SAND33Boys]

😂😂😂 I almost spit my coffee out I'm sitting here playing Farmville while I'm listening to this bit. 😂😂😂

[@drewmiller6409]

The "grandma it's jobs out there if you serious" got me dead 💀

[@Snappldel]

“Good game, poor coaching. You almost had us. You gave a good effort” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@loretta2372]

That was the best; though there were so many good one 🤣 😂

[@bigmike3007]

Slapping them on the booty you can leave that out 😂

[@therebellion96]

I love how obscure some of his jokes are! It always takes an extra second for audience to get the full joke.

[@KingKaizer1985]

I bumped into dry bar one day and never looked back. i can finally watch with my wife and laugh. i love it

[@nickpalmer7491]

same

[@generalkenobi4509]

I actually wear hearing aids myself (age 13, male) and they’re also Bluetooth and I used them to listen to this video! I chose black so they can stand out so i can spread a little awareness about hearing loss. Dont be ashamed of your hearing aids because those are super cool! You can just turn em down when you don’t wanna hear someone! 😂 just dont do it with your parents though if you’re a kid lol

[@yajelema5436]

This is so wholesome

[@generalkenobi4509]

@Yaje Lema Thanks! 😊 To whomever may read this, have a blessed day! And also just a random bit of wisdom; “Wether you think you can or you think you can’t, you’re right.” -Henry Ford

[@denisekessler4371]

Lol your silly 😊

[@debrawestbrook8960]

Oh wow, that's cool. A girl posted a TikTok about a teacher confiscating her hearing aids because he thought they were regular Bluetooth earbuds. She couldn't hear him throughout the lesson and at the end when he found out she was telling the truth he lost his job.

[@lettheriver]

@@debrawestbrook8960 gullible

[@alexxhristova]

excuse me, mister ma'am, i know i ain't supposed to talk to strangers, but them shoes is cute! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@duanecuster7166]

The step dad vs dad jersey joke was absolutely brilliant!! Wow

[@jacqualinpinto8006]

Would you please help me understand it please?

[@coffeebean4356]

@@jacqualinpinto8006 because his biological dad was never really there in his life he got the AWAY jersey ( away teams are guests ), and his step-dad got the HOME jersey because he was always there for him and was like an actual father.

[@kattabercrumbie2704]

@@jacqualinpinto8006 also it was a Padres jersey which is the Spanish word for father.

[@phillyfoo6958]

His jokes were hard hitting, cutting, pushing the envelope and just straight up raw. Anytime you can make a joke about taking your daughter's hearing aids straight hilarious 😂 comedic genius. 💯

[@shellesbby]

😂❤ he's amazing!

[@dakingofmines2589]

"You can use me as a reference". "Gimme the hearing aids, if you ain't gonna listen to me you ain't gonna listen to nobody". The home and away jerseys joke was classic.

[@ItsMe-uf1st]

Wow! He made me laugh out loud so many times. Even my husband walked by and laughed at some of his jokes. He's good! 🤭😂🤣

[@bigkeith1022]

The quick my wife is my better half joke is one of the best jokes ever... Loved it.

[@michelemiller3798]

He's so clever. "I just throw them out there, it's up to you to catch them!"

[@EphyAvenue]

“I love what you’ve done to your hair... now do you wash it once a day as face or twice as week as hair.” I nearly fell to the floor in laughter. I mean that was hilarious especially when you sitting next to a bald guy.

[@paperclips4113]

😂

[@apadron45ap]

This one had me rolling!!

[@anushmashrestha3553]

Same lmao

[@Queen.AnneBoleyn]

"I love 🐔 chicken." 😆😆😆 This guy's hilarious. I love his comedy.

[@Western_ENT]

I dun get it?

[@wandawilliams3110]

This guy is hilarious!!! And very talented. I wish him continued success.

[@cw4608]

The applications at the mall...priceless! You are so clever and funny. Thank you!

[@b.michaelbrown1117]

That Ebola joke hits harder in quarantine 😂😑

[@PacificMoceans]

lmao

[@ANSWERTHECALLOFJESUSCHRIST]

Hahaha!

[@lilyvalley5389]

Yup.

[@MsMookalate]

B.Michael Brown right

[@Evoleo]

no, it doesn't. how are ebola and covid related

[@TK-yh4hn]

I'm so glad I watched this. His delivery is on point.

[@DetroitMadeJD5]

“I’m off fast ... like a cheetah... alright a black panther” 😂😂😂

[@teresadalessio1]

9:53 BEST CAT IMPRESSION EVER. HIS MOVEMENTS ARE KEYYYYY

[@elaineel-adly2872]

I like the part about getting applications and hand out to people asking for change. This man is truly a comedian. I Nj0yd his show❗

[@nieceysemien7135]

Called grandma and said there are jobs out there if you are serious! bahahaha

[@ruthann2051]

I read this comment at the same time he was saying it! Lol

[@nieceysemien7135]

@@ruthann2051 🤣🤣🤣

[@Kiya-me]

What did granma' say? Lol

[@WalkingWallet]

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[@anaderol5408]

LOL watching this on 20/1/2020 (Australia time) - as far as I'm concerned...TRUMP is in the past....you Americans still have him for 24 hours!!

[@steveb108]

I have listened to a number of Dry Bar clips and it has been an absolute pleasure to hear intelligent comedians that don't require bad language in their repertoire to be extremely funny thank you 👍

[@PeacepiperF20]

Lol

[@melvinstackhouse5474]

Exactly

[@pattymayocakes]

Curse words are just...words. they're not the boogey man 😄

[@PafMedic]

Almost All The Comedians For Dry Bar Doesnt Curse

[@dianagarza7412]

Agreed

[@Marie34694]

“NBA is not interested ... at this time.” 😂😂😂

[@stacypolk3580]

Dry Bar Comedy hit a home run with Rhan!! Hilarious!!

[@redforman424]

DITTO

[@jakebethdaus1021]

It's hard to make people laugh, it's harder to make a crowd full of sober people laugh amazing job! One of the best clean comedy sets I've heard. Thank you! It's nice to listen to something and not have my 6yr old repeat the cuss words he heard from what I was listening too! ❤️❤️

[@jeffreyburley4033]

Very funny. He has lots of new stuff I never heard before. If he is doing his own writing, great job. And your delivery is excellent. Good job.

[@opulence_prime]

If? Why wouldn't he be?

[@Susanloveslife]

Opulence_prime hut FCC hugging fun guys u u tuyii i t v Greg by h

[@iveywebb]

@@opulence_prime Many comedians have writers.

[@Huskyrescue2296]

Love this guy. He made me get tears from laughing! The part about how his daughter told him his back and stomach don't match anymore!🤣

[@lopezcora]

67 k views and less than a thousand likes? Im surprised...he is actually hilarious...💛 laughter is good for the soul..Thanks for posting this.

[@janbucknerwalker2875]

Interesting observation. He’s objectively funny and a universal way. Yet, only one in ten comedy fans who LIKE comedy liked this? So it seems, Christianity (particularly the fundamentalist variety) has some self-awareness to strive for. Let’s pray they think about (and work on) that. Looking forward to seeing more of this guy and those like him.

[@trinityx3942]

I can only speak for myself but the bit about beating up his kids and being sore for 3 days didn't make me laugh, it made me cringe. Maybe that's one reason there's not as many likes as there could be? BTW I'm not judging the humor or people who find it funny, just answering your question.

[@aprilsilvers381]

Some people just font press like and maybe some people are to hard to please

[@factsoverfiction7826]

midFeb 2021: 1.9 Million views ... 39k likes

[@scottbrock6147]

Grandma its jobs out there if u serious😂😂😂😂😂😂 i was screaminggg

[@moccisimo]

I love hearing people in the audience laughing so hard 🤣

[@momofboys2822]

This was the first time I’ve ever heard him and I was not disappointed!! Clean comedy, I love it!!

[@chessflower2092]

He is awesome. He needs to do more videos!

[@redforman424]

DITTO

[@thaflygawd5451]

Breath of fresh air, such a funny set always love finding a comic I haven’t seen before.

[@b100discusstheissuesandyou5]

Absolutely i concur!!!!

[@rogergibson3059]

@@b100discusstheissuesandyou5 I

[@saraiyanie5608]

He is actually funny and no profanity! I admire that...😆💯

[@MARYBBOSS2]

It's 'DRY BAR'!

[@cynthiaholland13]

This was fantastic and I laughed all the way through!! Congrats to you and your lovely wife. I love to see long marriages in our community. My husband and I are celebrating 23 years this year.

[@bigmike3007]

His face when she says it’s birth control, straight up priceless and exactly how we look when we do something dumb thinking we are getting even! 😂😂

[@ElegantRose2720]

That was my favorite!!!!!😂

[@alexaundrastuart4587]

Aye I felt the black parent vibes soooo hard when he said Give me the hearing aids if you not gonna listen to me you not gonna listen to nobody 🤣😂. I’m going to laugh all day from that one.

[@qaasimabdullah5598]

Yesss! 😂😭

[@lisajustme2788]

True no one remembers phone numbers anymore 😂😂😂

[@sirkrutchbluesman3009]

So TRUE use to Manage Bands Knew every One's # and Where Every PAYPHONE WAS LOVE TECHNOLOGY

[@aimhigh1252]

“ among all of his friends, he was the best hide and seek” 😂😂😂 Dady doesn’t usually come around hilarious

[@brittneymiller605]

SO relatable....father was the best at hide and go seek. Love the HOME and AWAY jerseys🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤

[@ComedianRahnHortman]

Thank you for the love ❤️

[@ambervanbrogen3172]

I got one of those polite disrespectful kids too! Lol

[@Meowster89]

🙌

[@carmellacolston7289]

So do I. Lol

[@seedofisrael1356]

Me too 🙄😂

[@marcopolo2028]

I was that kid. I remember visiting my friend's apartment when I was about 9. I looked around and said wow this is small.

[@jenniferwylie5633]

Yeah.. How about 'How do you like the chicken carbonara I spent all this time on?' --> Step son's response --> 'It's ok I guess. I just don't like the texture..... Or the taste.'

[@clestemanning6357]

HEY RAHN YOU ARE OFF THE HOOK. ONE OF THE BEST COMEDIANS THAT I'VE SEEN IN QUITE AWHILE. YOU JUST FLOW , NO STRUGGLE TO START A NEW JOKE. THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS. KEEP IT REAL ALWAYS.

[@teaganna5970]

Okay, this guy deserves a good round of applause. Great set, and I make laugh. 🙃

[@wordtothebigbird]

Lyric Malo I make laugh?

[@teaganna5970]

@@wordtothebigbird I am use google translate.

[@MrMate8869]

Needs work.

[@teaganna5970]

@@MrMate8869 I totally agree, Mr. Dog.

[@user-wb1ew8sl5u]

I understood what you said and totally agree, he's really funny!

[@Yoditah]

He had me dying so hard!🤣 I want to see more.

[@neghiepean1530]

He squeezed a couple of laughing tears out of me. Very good.

[@mikecoles1988]

Hi beautiful Queen

[@cbro412]

Clean AND dark comedy? I'm a fan 😂 lol

[@ariesphenix1]

This had me cracking up at work. 😂 Jumbo shrimp 🍤

[@rayselby3487]

Sue here : jumbo shrimp lol!!!!!

[@salad1298]

I was wondering if there were any funny stand up comedians left and I'm happily surprised :) this man is a legend

[@vitareid]

"Who cleans up after seeing eye dogs?"

[@rjwong2483]

That one killed me. . . Made me really think about that.

[@alandt99]

Seeing eye dogs are trained to pick up after the blind human and while they're at it they pickup after themselves.

[@lindawolz4974]

@@alandt99 Was that a joke? My son sees only partially out of one eye so he is able to clean up after his dog with bags for that purpose.

[@alandt99]

@@lindawolz4974 I had a vision of a service dog with a Corona mask and latex gloves sanitizing the area. I apologize 2 all that may b offended by my comment.

[@warrenresearchinc.1883]

I had the same thought! Hahahahaha 😜😂

[@OALM1991]

*Everything is cute when it's little* 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂

[@jamera8223]

💯

[@gogoscorner1111]

"Ummmm excuse me Mr Ma'am..." 😂😂😂

[@lastgirl7071]

cute shoes!

[@toxicsmoke194]

That birth certificate joke was so underrated 😂😂😂

[@mm-zm8ys]

I didn't get it

[@toxicsmoke194]

@@mm-zm8ys it was alluding to that one time trump wanted to see if Obama’s birth certificate because he thought he wasn’t a US citizen

[@rayshard2005]

If you ain't gone listen to me.. You ain't gone listen to nobody 😂😂😂

[@dawnlapka2433]

As a once hearing impaired mother with a daughter and a spiritual Father in the Catholic Church, who is now healed from my brain injury, I can relate to the hearing aids jokes! 😋✌️! Funny stuff!

[@mlily1111]

I loved him! I agree that clean comedy is hard to find and this was perfect to send to my christian father.

[@alisamariaangelsanddemons4309]

“Don’t no one know numbers anymore” 😆😂👏🏽so true!

[@johnniejohnson6420]

Hes so straight up funny. His jokes are real and hilarious 🤣 😂 😆. Love it!!

[@awesumpowerz6805]

He's hilarious ... I almost didn't watch him ... Glad I did ...

[@TheBlackGreatWhite83]

Lmao true story, I had a bug get in my ear as a kid and got taken to the hospital by my mom because I was freaking out and it was freaking out in my ear. The doctor got it out and then asked "what if it laid eggs?" making me freak out more and laughed hard me for a bit before telling me that he'd gotten everything out.... This video just made me laugh hard at myself.

[@rhemnant]

Hes got sum range in his jokes and still managed to keep it relatively clean.

[@brostelio]

Perfect delivery! Loving this guy.

[@heather4767]

Laughed the whole freaking time! And it's funnier cuz it was all based on his real life

[@Justanopinionnooffense]

I was feeling a little down and this cheered me up. Especially the bill collector bit, that was genius👏👏👏

[@priyankareddy2178]

I am very grateful to “Dry Bar Comedy” for clean, amazing & most hilarious standup comedy, we can enjoy with friends and family. Lately standup comedy had become more about cussing and vulgar/obscene content. I had stopped watching stand up altogether… but now I am hooked to Dry Bar ! 😄

[@paulforde3208]

This is the cleanest comedy I've seen for years. Thanks Rahn

[@michellekleingers8238]

"Who cleans up after seeing-eye dogs?" LOL- I've always asked that same thing!

[@ntombin9127]

So refreshing, clean comedy. Love this guy.

[@Cecethegreat37]

Ain’t nobody looking for clean comedy but you 😂

[@sirkrutchbluesman3009]

I REALLY ENJOY A COMEDIAN THAT I COULD ENJOY WITH MY KIDS

[@nubianqueenti]

I stumbled on your video. I wanted something to cheer up my niece who was mowed down by a dumster truck. She was so much in pain but your brilliant comedy put a smile on her face. Thank you so much.

[@ComedianRahnHortman]

Prayers and love sent your way!!!

[@nubianqueenti]

@@ComedianRahnHortman Thank you so much. She is now in heaven still smiling over your jokes. Keep on bringing smile to our hearts. God bless.

[@FordyTheConeSmoker]

“You ever do something so stupid you don’t have an answer for it? But as a man you have to?” *flashbacks ensue*

[@orafranc237]

i dont want no kids neither cus we're family and that's what we're gonna do 😂

[@isaiahbrake2472]

"Good game. Poor coaching. You almost had us. You tried your best. Then I smack em on the booty" this man is good at his craft 😂

[@chingchingchingching2064]

When he said "like a cheetah", in my head I thought "more like a panther" and then he said it😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chingchingchingching2064]

Candid 50’s OK.

[@ANSWERTHECALLOFJESUSCHRIST]

@@Spl1nt5 So salty. Who hurt you?

[@Spl1nt5]

JESUS IS CALLING YOU my father

[@ANSWERTHECALLOFJESUSCHRIST]

@@Spl1nt5 Don't vent your anger on strangers. It's not their fault.

[@lanceboyett9034]

First time of hearing about this man. This guy is one of the funniest "clean" comedians. Definitely gonna check him out.

[@jaleesamilburn4476]

First time watching Rahn's stand up. Loved it. Hilariously talented

[@sirkrutchbluesman3009]

I AGREE WHOLE HEARTEDLY ONE FUNNY DUDE

[@a.s.h.5774]

This is an amazing set done masterfully.. never heard of him prior and never will forget after

[@love2loveu636]

He’s hilarious! Love this guy. Thanks!

[@TB-rx1ue]

“Everything is cute when it’s little” 😂 love the racial, age and disability jokes!

[@fuluk.5336]

That Grandma joke is hilarious 🤣

[@rachel3789]

OmG! I love this!!! Laughter is good like a medicine. I am fighting COVID and laughing so hard. Thanks

[@chanmusic9858]

You good now? Hope so!

[@rachel3789]

@@chanmusic9858 yes. Thank you

[@amandaburkhalter36]

Omg, I LOVED THAT! I liked when he talked about his little girl! It broke my heart that she we so happy to hear all of those things & a bonus that she likes them! He had THAT crowd in the palm of his hand and I can definitely see why! I knew when he said he found her stash of "vitamins" that they were birth control, I just knew it! Very funny show! He's hilarious! ☆☆☆☆☆👏👏🎤

[@Logiwonk]

I did an actual spit-take on "Once a day as a face." Thank you man, you're hilarious.

[@sheltonbailey6548]

OMG! Absolutely hilarious. 1 of the best comedy sets I’ve seen in a while.

[@kahealanikagawa8023]

Man I was constantly rolling. I love this clean comedy

[@myrad78]

I was wheezing from laughing and his 30 minute set took me an hour to watch cause I kept having to rewatch the jokes I missed from laughing 😂

[@HisgGalore]

I thought I was crazy 😁😁😭😭

[@sophia-annsmith9277]

Same here, this is my second time watching it after several replays.

[@elviram.esparza7360]

Ohh man, this brother had me lol!!! Clean comedy!! Praise God!!!

[@chocolateserenity]

Y’all when he took them hearing aids I was 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mikecoles1988]

Wow hi divinley guided queen.. How u feel??

[@isabelpacheco9400]

URSULINE!!! LOL! "Little bear!" I love it!

[@brianjohnson1601]

"Uh uh i was on Hasmat" 💀🤣

[@kyrstinsherman7636]

You know these comedians are proof that you don't need to cuss or be nasty to be funny

[@VestigialHead]

No one has ever claimed you had to cuss to be funny. But swearing can also be funny as well. Just depends on the style of the comedian.

[@elizabethanderson5421]

Agreed

[@grandmalovesmebest]

When i want to watch good comedy, i watch Britcoms. The Brits are the masters of the language and know how best to manipulate it!

[@Flibbybibby]

Ok boomer.

[@Honest000w]

Yup I love it Barry brewer is good too