Meanwhile... Chris Evans Lets Loose His Boston Accent | Caviar Is The New Cocaine

Meanwhile... The internet loves Chris Evans this week, especially footage of him slipping back into his Boston accent. Also, if you're rich and looking for a good time, try a bump of caviar! #Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile
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[@fionnaadeline7525]

6:44 is where the Chris Evans part starts!

[@sophieLJB]

Omg THANK YOU

[@iCanbEYOURrUKIA]

Wow I've heard Chris Evans speak like Steve Rogers for 10 years, I didn't realize he was even from Boston!

[@nancykerrigan]

Agree with @I T S B O G Y T I M E. here's an old interview where his accent slips. kzbin.info/www/bejne/h4LGi2SjeNhlaac

[@dietotaku]

likewise, he went from steve rogers to bill burr WICKED fast

[@CS-ww3bs]

You got to hide your real accent to play neutral for the movies

[@offplanet740]

@I T S B O G Y T I M E fun fact, it’s not an accent; it’s a dialect

[@B-ch6uk]

I think he still lives there too

[@StoneUSA]

So that insurance story is a hoot! Geico like most corporations states in its contracts that all disputes must go to arbitration. They do this because it's way easier to manipulate the outcome. An arbiter's ruling is legally binding and final. For reasons that only the arbiter knows, he sided with the plaintiff. So Geico naturally appeals the ruling. But because the appellate judge can only rule on the legality of the arbitration process and not the ruling itself (again, it's final), he finds that arbiter did not violate procedure an the ruling was allowed to stand. Now Geico is appealing the appellate decision in federal court. I love it because the whole arbitration B.S. is designed to make it easier for corporations to screw over litigants with genuine complaints. Here we have a litigant with a frivolous complaint who was forced into arbitration by those same contract requirements and backfired spectacularly.

[@JosephKerr27]

3 words: "In or upon." This case will spawn the craziest contract amendments ever!

[@vinny142]

Interesting point. It's also quite frankly bizar that the insurance apparently does not mention that the damage has to by cause by the car. Anyway, they will fight this, it will be turned over because it's obviously stupid, the company will add much much more detailed wording to what they insure and what they doi not, and the arbiters will be out of a job, forcing people to go to court where the company will probably allways win because they can afford the lawyers. This reminds me of the case where a woman put a hot cup of coffeein her lap in her car and drive off, got scalded and accused the restaurant of serving coffee thast was too hot. It makes me wonder how the US ever even made it to the 21 century....

[@TheGreatAtario]

You love to see it

[@rebeccafaria4412]

​@@vinny142 that's not what happened. most people think it is because of corporate propaganda. but she was in the passenger seat, the car wasn't moving, and the coffee actually was too hot (literally almost boiling, she needed skin grafts for burns to her legs and genitals, and mcd's was fully aware and hadn't fixed this even though about 700 other people also reported burns). all she wanted was for her medical bills to be paid. it's a heartbreaking case, the full details are online if you have time to look it up.

[@robertmatch6550]

@@vinny142 You need to look into the coffee case. The woman needed skin grafts.

[@lizgreer6888]

Fun fact: you can't actually park your car on Harvard Yard. I took a Massachusetts teacher licensure test there. Everybody had to park on the street around the yard because the parking lot was closed for a private function. ALL of us got a parking ticket and NO the licensing board did not refund us for the tickets! Cheapskates. It was a $150 ticket... the test cost $98 btw 15 years later and I'm still salty about it

[@Nonameforyoudangit]

Hahahahahahahahaha! This story needs to be in a Meanwhile clip!

[@caity_strophic]

theres a simpsons episode where someone tells homer you cant park your car on harvard yard lol

[@MC-dk7tr]

I felt that 😂. sshhiiiieee; I would be salty too! Nickel and diming…😅 Hope you passed the test!

[@johnnyecho]

nobody cares

[@LittleAriel]

@@johnnyecho Well, I guess 157 ('till now) cared enough... 🙄

[@justcomments]

For anyone interested, Wales is a country with its own language and history of writing. “Ll” “w” and “d” are pronounced totally differently to English

[@kenc2257]

I like hearing the sounds of whales...so melodious and haunting...

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

This is "How do you spell "Birds" in French?" all over again.

[@jonathangwilliams8405]

Approx: THLAN-oor-tud Wells.

[@smashbrandiscootch719]

Wait...there are people that dont know this? How fucking stupid can people be lmao

[@ttacking_you]

I think the British took all their vowels , sometime during the Cromwell period .

[@alfonsonation]

I'm a simple man, I see CHRIS EVANS and I click. Ahhh this man drives me nuts with that sexy Boston accent. My biggest crush ever for a reason. 😍

[@donnellarolle6573]

Hearing my 4 yr old scream out, “MEANWHILE” always makes me giggle

[@sciencenate]

So he’s figured it out and you still find it interesting? Lol. These intros are really proof people just need to hear words strung together regardless of purpose.

[@NatBug4039]

@@sciencenate Aren't you a fun one. Got any other hobbies besides shitting on people's little joys? Curb stomping puppies? Strangling kittens? Licking the dust off individual doritos and returning them to a shared bag? Silent farts in elevators? Crushing lost headphones under your boots? Tipping waitresses in unsolicited relationship advice?

[@laurakuley3085]

@@sciencenate sometimes things are just fun…my brain processes purpose and heaviness all day. Nonsense is helpful to stay sane.

[@ladyshioni7402]

@@laurakuley3085 I 100,000,000% agree!

[@ZombiZohm]

The kids should be in bed by the time this is playing

[@LadyAstarionAncunin]

I didn't see that clip of Chris, but now I understand the thirsty reactions.

[@MannequinAttack]

I grew up in Boston. Can confirm, every T elevator smelled like piss. I learned young to just take the stairs.

[@labadoor2607]

The landings in the stairwell smells like piss too...🤣

[@Retrovorious]

Boston is one of Forbes top 10 stickiest places on Earth.

[@MissDominicanKitty]

Yes they do no matter how much they cleaned lol

[@labadoor2607]

@@MissDominicanKitty kinda hard, when it is one of the Oldest cities in the US, with millions of people traveling through... ( not an excuse, just a fact). Having said that, it's an amazing city... History, Freedome Trail, Paul Revere, Jonh Hancock, Boston Tea Party, BC, BU, Tuffts, Simmons, Harvard, Suffolk and more. Sports, The Garden, Fenway, ( one of the oldest, so Americana), Food, The Water Front, Back Bay, Duck Boats, Kennedy Library, Fanual Hall, and the Best Medical Hospitals in the World.. Not to mention, Martha's Vineyard, Nantucket and down the road, Plymouth Rock ( south), Salem and Gloucester Ma( north)q.. It might stink from piss and fish, but I wouldn't trade it for anything...😏

[@kateuhler7803]

Never watched squid game. Life is dark enough, don't need more dystopia in my life.

[@rkhound247]

oh, I'm glad it's not just me

[@brianmmoja7729]

Meanwhile I'm following your show from Nairobi I love it. I will come for that mug someday

[@kathrynolsen1256]

It was one of the great shocks of my adult life when my sister said that Chris evans was a year below her at L-S (Lincoln-sudbury regional high school). If I hadn’t gotten into a really good high school in Boston, I could have been in classes with captain America!

[@jessehudgins6066]

Lol I'm not sure if i should be happy or disappointed for you.

[@lisalulu55]

I went to Concord Carlisle!

[@kathrynolsen1256]

@@lisalulu55 I went to BU Academy for two years, then needed a school closer to home and finished up at Lexington Christian.

[@TheRealTimMeredith]

To be fair, position players really aren't supposed to try to throw real pitches. Not only do they not know much about how to do it, but their arms aren't prepared for it. They're really just there because somebody has to and the team has given up on the game and doesn't want to burn anyone else in the bullpen. Ideally they get it over the plate so that someone eventually gets out, but that's pretty much the beginning and end of the job.

[@op3129]

I don't like baseball but I found a trove of "position player" pitching video ... JUST SO GOOD!! love them. especially when the hitters struggle against the slow speed.

[@tompatchak8706]

Yeah, and even though “the game isn’t over until the 9th inning” the Yankees still went for as many runs as they possibly could. Coulda gave Frank a Break

[@Traci_Websinger]

So basically hoping for a bunch of walks?

[@geekishgir]

ty, I said out loud, that's a bit unfair on Frank! He's a good ball player, just not a good pitcher!

[@B-ch6uk]

Maybe because I'm from Boston, but Chris Evans sounded perfectly fine to me

[@chefnelsonsbbq]

Same, I replayed it a couple times to see if I missed something. I have a few friends from Boston but I didn't hear any accent here. 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@nikig2382]

It’s definitely there. Not thick or anything, but you can hear it on the word “honest.”

[@ep3578]

Yo…you dont think he has a boston accent there?

[@claudiacameras]

What's the "standard" pronunciation like?

[@ep3578]

@@claudiacameras its pronounced here like “be awnest” but not like a nyc accent which is ahnest. Like you are dragging the “on” part in honest

[@cajayson8301]

It's about damn time! I've liked Chris Evans for many years and have wanted to hear his Boston accent for a while.

[@sidoniegabrielle269]

i got so genuinely hyped about the urine detection in the MBTA elevators for a second then remembered it’s called having a nose… used to take them out of the station when my mom first got MS and it was always a calculated weighing of “are there enough flights of stairs that it is worth taking this sewer tube with buttons or should we just chance a fall here”

[@eliasb22]

The idea of the segment itself being comprised of an elaborate intro that takes up half the segment has always been hilarious to me. That Colbert delivers it so well is a delightful bonus. Bring it back, y'all.

[@arturomoroyoqui]

I would skip it. I was so tired of it

[@kelly-annflanagan7693]

Bring it back?? It never went anywhere. He still does is at least 2-3 x / week. What the hell are you talking about?

[@eliasb22]

@@kelly-annflanagan7693 Was referring to this episode's abbreviated version of the "Meanwhile" intro. I was saying I liked the longer intros. That is all.

[@kelly-annflanagan7693]

@@eliasb22 👍 he still does those too.

[@rosemariebredahl9519]

Idea: Instead of urine alarms, how about more toilets?

[@rimehoarfrost3059]

you can lead a horse to water, ... something, something...

[@KanuckStreams]

Assholes gonna asshole, no matter how many toilets. I used to (and never will again) work as a security guard. I lost count the number of times I caught people urinating on my site, literally a few meters away from a urinal that was set up specifically for them to go pee in.

[@PBthesquirrel]

"Hot trend alert! Boop!" This makes me miss Aidy Bryant. I could see her right next to Bowen Yang saying, "what in? Fish egg bumps. Amd what's out? MICHAEL CHE!" 💜💜💜 Aidy forever

[@vinceedwards3978]

Some lady got paid 5 million from Geico, when my car was totalled, and I had to spend a year in therapy and got nothing.... I needed her lawyer I guess!!!

[@freya8133]

Geico sucks.

[@sisuguillam5109]

No, you need GEICO to not even show up for the arbitration they force their customer into and an arbitrator actually doing their job.

[@mrevilducky]

They're taking their appeal to federal court so we'll see how it plays out

[@vinceedwards3978]

@@mrevilducky I understand, but geez, I needed almost 30,000.00 in dental work, a couple of knee injections at 5 grand each, and replace my car, which was 55,000.00 bucks! I would had been happy with 150,000.00 dollars. But...not only was the guy who t boned me running a red light and speeding, but thr guy was NYPD, and an officer in the jurisdiction where the accident went down. The guy left the scene, so I asked if his car was reported stolen. I was told it was not, and the cop put that info in the accident report. Still got stiffed!!! Screw Allstate!

[@monicaluketich6913]

Don't remember which insurance company the older woman who t-boned me had, but the mediator was a total a- hole to me, calling me names, makingp very rude remarks about my small busines and even told ethic jokes. But I did get my car replaced and the neck/cervical vertebrae surgery covered.

[@Beehive222]

“Saw some, got sad, goodbye” 🤣🤣🤣 same🤣

[@SpaceForceCommander]

Huge rewriting of car insurance conditions: No STDs covered, and no cover for accidents due to sexual activity.

[@kenc2257]

Yep...now, people are going to be screwed...[and not compensated for damages]

[@malakhi3911]

@@kenc2257 LMFAOOOOOO

[@thomascattington1660]

Kinda scratching my head on that one. Oh oh. Better check my insurance to see if crabs are covered...😸👍🤣

[@nomore6167]

Based on this, it would seem that insurance companies now need to list every single thing that is excluded -- no coverage if you have sex in the car and get an STD, no coverage if you get shot in a drive-by while sitting in the car, no coverage for emotional distress if you dislike the song on the radio...

[@JackSears95]

That’s Chris evans? Is his actual alter ego Jordan Klepper?

[@eacalvert]

Ha I'm not the only one who had to do a double take

[@arobyte]

Can't believe he missed the opportunity to take a crack at the runners last name 3:47 lol

[@favorite09]

Thank You Stephen, for not making me feel alone in being the only other human that isn't into Squid Games

[@MonkeyJedi99]

Add me to the list. I read the show description and decided not to watch it. Then more and more people were raving about it and that really affirmed my first impression.

[@jcoopes5604]

My kids tried so hard, I just couldn’t!

[@rinzaghi2057]

What's squid games?

[@krcmaine]

Ditto!

[@LyziShadow]

@@rinzaghi2057 a very, very well written Korean show on Netflix

[@samuelhornmusik]

"saw some, got sad, goodbye!" - thank you for that! my feeling exactly toward this horrible murder porn crap.

[@folkdemon]

thanks for the comments about the Meanwhile lead-in. I have just been skipping over the first couple minutes of these clips bc they were getting to be too much. The writer did his job without calling too much attention to himself. Pay the man. (Or woman.)

[@aprilyockey8647]

The meanwhile intros are a delicious brain tickle. And all of us who used to watch Superfriends get the reference and are delighted

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

No, no, Stephen. They WIN the Squid. Or against the Squid. I never watched it either.

[@pezetero100]

The only squid I know is the one I use for stripper bait 😆

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

@@pezetero100 Strippers like seafood? Oh, the joys of learning.

[@LyziShadow]

No they just play it. It's just the name of a South Korean children's game from the 60s or 50s. There's a squid drawn on the floor of the play area.

[@Marijuanifornia]

@@LyziShadow But it's not even a squid. It's a triangle on top of a square. The show is stupid, and its popularity is explained by the fact that people like dumb shit. The 1942 USDA video *Hemp for Victory* is less than 14 minutes long. If people watched that instead of Squid Game, we could stop climate change.

[@LyziShadow]

@@Marijuanifornia Basically, a stylized squid as drawn by a child. Oh, the show is not stupid. It's very well written, especially the first 2 episodes, though it has its flaws and the writing gets less good as it's going on (and there's a whole character/subplot that has been shoehorned in it for padding, and eventually it shows). It speaks about serious societal topics in a compelling "entertainment" way, the characters are all somewhat endearing, even the ones who are annoying, most of the actors are great in it (not all, though, but kudos to the main girl, she did a terrific job for her first role), the 6th episode makes everyone cry lol, and overall, the pacing and direction work very well. I don't have an habit of liking stupid things (I'm a former cinema student), and I can't stand when people love something just because everyone else like it, since I try to judge works on their own merits, and I really liked it. Is it "THE BEST THING EVAAAAR"? No, but it's really good and I'm glad it got the success it got, it was well deserved IMHO. And sure, it's not the most original thing either, there have been other Korean films about the economic inequalities in South Korea, and we had movies about characters having to survivre deadly traps or playing a game with life-of-death stakes before (Cube, Saw, Battle Royale...), but this TV show makes its own thing with it.

[@stormtempterf8058]

That Squid Game comment hits too close to home, lol. I had to quit my customer service job around when it came out because of all the toxic guests crushing my mental spirit, I couldn't watch it despite all my friends raving about it. Like Steven, I got sad and had to just walk away from it, lol.

[@ldbarthel]

Yeah, I barely got through the first episode. I found the main character unsympathetic and watching quickly became a tedious chore.

[@risingdawn2day]

I too had to pass on engrossing myself with Squid Game. Somewhere in the world, this is a reality. I couldn’t invest my time in the subject matter for the ale of entertainment. Well acted and I love that it’s in Korean. I’m full up on sadness these days. Thank you, next.

[@mrevilducky]

Everyone in this post seems to be in a very fragile mental state

[@DansChan995]

Was it the Marbles episode? Understandable...

[@kareningram6093]

Been there. I hope you're doing better now. Hugs.

[@asterix7842]

Looking forward to a “no sex” clause in my next auto insurance policy.

[@nomore6167]

Let's see if they add a "no coverage for drive-by shooting" clause at the same time.

[@silentjay01]

I really hope they had Brian Cranston do a "Dramatic Reading" of a Meanwhile intro while he was there.

[@AsiaDanceScene]

Saw some, got sad is a pretty accurate summary of the rest of the Squire Game episodes Stephen didn't watch.

[@RafblackVIX]

Whooping cough is something I wouldn't desire on my worse enemy

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

Utterly horrified about the idea of mumps, which causes sterility in 20 % of male cases. One of my biggest fears that used to have the least likelihood of being realized. Used to.

[@Ikajo]

I had whooping cough as a kid, it was pretty miserable. Think I was sick for several months.

[@jcoopes5604]

I had scarlet fever as a kid, lost my hair! F@cking anti-Vaxers! Shit is gonna hit the fan soon!

[@TooLittleInfo]

@@TheDanishGuyReviews I had mumps when I was a kid, maybe 6 years old? And honestly don't remember much of it. Not in a horrible way, I just don't remember being extremely sick, but I was happy that I got to stay home from school

[@talltrini10]

@Richie Black At least your picture makes sense

[@Sindollx666x]

I had scarlet fever when I was 6 and almost died. Prior to being hospitalized, I had to have a spinal tap which is still one of the most painful things I've ever endured. I found out when I was 34 being prepped for spine surgery after a disc ruptured in my spine and was pressing on my sciatic nerve, that I have a heart murmur as a long term effect from having scarlet fever. They gave me an Echo (heart ultrasound) and kept me under observation for almost a week before they performed my surgery. The Echo showed that I have an abnormal heart valve, I need to keep an eye on it, get a Echo every 5 years or so and see if I need to go on any kind of medications or anything to keep my heart condition in check.

[@JoannC830]

How’s this related to Chris evans accent?

[@Traci_Websinger]

@@JoannC830 it's related to the Victorian diseases but. Those are scary. Boston accent, not so much.

[@lisalulu55]

Sorry that's happening/happened

[@sp7vi3cb1s]

That's awful. Sadly more kids will have to go through what you went through and still are going through because of anti-vaxxers.

[@yonatanfarber5777]

@@sp7vi3cb1s so...what do you mean when you say anti-vaxxers?

[@petersahn1]

I love Frank! My poor Cubbies. This is not their year... again

[@judianx]

The LSSC KZbin channel team should most definitely make a playlist for Meanwhile, with season 2 episode 1 is where they reset the length of the analogies… much more binge-able that way!

[@shawncarroll5255]

Do not truffle with the oligarchs caviar - you'll roe the day.

[@markdowse3572]

Touche, Shawn ! You are owed some bubbles to have with that caviar! 🥂🥂 M 🦘🏏😎

[@smashbrandiscootch719]

This....this was quite good. I tip my hat to you.

[@old-fashionedcoughypot]

*Wipes drops of milt from eyes* 😂 That was pretty funny!

[@napalmholocaust9093]

My fingers are crossed for rubella. I've got my fleam ready to let the evil humors out.

[@TheAccidentalViking]

when they wrote Scarlet fever, they must have meant something else. There is no vaccine for Scarlet fever. You take antibiotics for it and it is totally treatable now.

[@RobG001]

If Stephen had a pound of phlegm in his throat he would have pronounced that Welsh place name perfectly. :) There are some place names, even I, who's first language is Welsh think sod that, not even going to try, life is just too short. Lol

[@mickael486]

The Shakira half time show was literally one of the best of all time. I watched her at least 50 times. . Jennifer was great too. ....oh. It was one of the BEST ideas in the world. 2 Great performers sharing the stage and she's too good for that?

[@toriblue]

Jennifer Lopez comes across as a thin-skinned diva 95% of the time. I still remember her temper tantrum over how she was portrayed on South Park. Someone with her looks, talent and wealth should also have enough class to be able to share the spotlight. For the record, I feel the same way about male celebrities. Kanye West is another example of a celebrity with an ego so massive it overshadows his talent.

[@smashbrandiscootch719]

No.

[@markkrull556]

Jennifer Lopez is so full of herself it’s scary. Yes she is a nice body show to secure and that’s why people liked it so much let’s be honest here

[@bethanychatman9531]

Maybe out of context? And I don't even like her.

[@emem2863]

I wonder why she said that. Honestly, Jennifer's voice isn't good enough to carry the halftime show, but she is a great entertainer.

[@TheTerminalNinja]

I just can’t get enough of these intros~ I learn so much!

[@merlapittman5034]

🤣🤣🤣 Gotta love Meanwhile! Can't BELIEVE that insurance story - absolutely ridiculous if Geico has to pay out for that

[@chihuahuasrule1175]

Sharing the stage with Shakira was one of the best decisions she's ever made. It was the only way I could tolerate watching that performance. The size of her ego is ridiculous. 🙄

[@ttacking_you]

Yeah that WAS rude . No consideration for how Shakira felt at all .

[@antipatsy]

🔥🔥🔥

[@DS-rt1ed]

Everyone I know who has met JLo has nothing good to say about her. She's obnoxious. Shakira, on the other hand, is a sweetheart.

[@JeffreyGoddin]

@@DS-rt1ed Who do you know who has actually met J Lo, and how well do they know her? Sorry but your comment, while I "liked" it, strikes me as entirely disingenuous.

[@DS-rt1ed]

@@JeffreyGoddin Mainly private pilots, but also private flight crews.

[@Peachtreedishes]

Oh, Stephen, much needed . I needed to laugh in those hard times. 😊😂🤭😘🇨🇦

[@Alexis84DE]

The caviar thing actually has a real reason behind it. Your skin is naturally salty, it changes the taste. Same principles is why you eat caviar with a special spoon, because the salty caviar reacts with some metals

[@yudithcaron8053]

Also, when the Revolution comes, you will not be shot against a wall, but guillotined.

[@BitcoinIsGoingToZero]

Caviar is already pretty salty though. Does it really need any more?

[@videomissionary]

Will keep this in mind when it's time to eat the rich

[@KahlevN]

It’s not the salt, it’s the body temperature, it slightly warms it up just before eating it, waking up the flavors from the cold temp they are usually stored at. It’s been done for ages, not sure how this is some new trend.

[@mh2120]

@@KahlevN Grand-pappy used to come home after a 14 hour shift in the coal mines and slurp a few clumps o' fish eggs off the back of his hand to relax. Suck 'em up, pops. You've earned 'em!

[@Coastfog]

3:12 Schwindel is German for dizzyness and also deception, and I for one was completely dizzy after this deceiving pitch.

[@markdowse3572]

As he was as he watched the ball fly over the fence...... M 🦘🏏😎

[@embreis2257]

schwindler -> swindler. it's right there. English is a Germanic language after all

[@MichaelBristow137]

How about spending the pee detection sensor money on providing bathrooms... You know, because people literally, biologically have to pee and defecate... (People shouldn't be peeing in elevators, but they do have to pee somewhere...)

[@ttacking_you]

Using an elevator shows a *huge* disregard for other people.

[@laurendoe168]

If you can provide a restroom for the same cost as a sensor, submit your bid.

[@laurendoe168]

@@ttacking_you I'd be willing to bet that the most common offender is homeless. Talk about your huge disregard for other people.

[@ttacking_you]

@@laurendoe168 tell me about it. SMH

[@mycosys]

@@laurendoe168 Human dignity, human rights, but only if its cheap?

[@S1L3NTG4M3R]

she got rammmed so hard from behind, she had to file an insurance claim!!! - - LOL

[@peghamilton1025]

Probably my ears deceiving me, but... I'm not hearing any kind of accent in that Chris Evans clip. What am I missing?

[@dlbstl]

I don't hear it either.

[@luqeprisecaru8507]

"Saw some, got sad, good bye" i thought i was younger but that's how i roll too... lifa is too short

[@lenkacfk7155]

Just fyi: "Schwindler" is actually the German word for "con man", "liar". 😂

[@restlessly12]

Ah… Probably how the word ‘swindler’ came about then.

[@ManyfiresWoman]

Re: Stephen watching Squid Game..."Saw some. Got sad. Goodbye." 🤭

[@krisfrederick5001]

"People used to get high off of drugs, now we're getting high off the food" Is the highest thing I've ever heard, today. P.S. Technically, I think that's a fender bender over...

[@Marijuanifornia]

The legalization of "Marihuana" enabled the D-Day invasion. Watch the 1942 US Dept of Agriculture video, *Hemp for Victory.*

[@savvivixen8490]

Mushrooms: "Are we a joke to you?"

[@krisfrederick5001]

@@savvivixen8490 "Funny HOW?"

[@savvivixen8490]

@@krisfrederick5001 Fungi funny

[@JohnDrummondPhoto]

That story about the urine detectors in the Boston subway elevators was wicked pissah. Dude. That punchline was RIGHT THERE!

[@AngryNotSoOldHippy]

" A bunch of mindless jerks who will be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes" -- Hitch Hiker's Guide

[@Ben_306]

5:20 is that a hitchhikers guide to the galaxy reference?

[@SpaceForceCommander]

Pretty sure Don Jr. inhales his caviar. 👃

[@goblinwisdom]

Confused person thinking hes snorting guinea pig (cavia in dutch)

[@Tonyhouse1168]

“Caviar”

[@FutureCommentary1]

Looking forward to Legal Eagle's take on the GEICO case.

[@IanAlcorn]

Definitely.

[@melissasaint3283]

We don't really call elevators "cabs" in New England. That's just a technical name for the part of the whole mechanism that carries passengers. **Shooting star with a rainbow tail appears**

[@MaryAnnNytowl]

The spelling of Welsh places is interesting, for sure! The baseball player did what his coach told him to do. They weren't going to win the game, and needed to not use up any more pitchers in the lost game. People can keep their caviar... ugh! I don't even like fried bass eggs like my Mom loved, LOL, I sure don't want any that smell like that crap does! The insurance company getting shafted by the arbitration rules they insisted on is just downright funny, I don't care who you are! And Chris Evans ... whoooh! Is it hot in here, or just me? What? Hey, I can admire the scenery! 😄😄 Interesting collection of stories, as always - thanks for the smiles!

[@kylestubbs8867]

Honestly, I prefer that his intro was shorter this time.

[@gixellia8455]

😂 Oh Stephen, you're the best 😊😊😊

[@christophermerlot3366]

Sharing a stage with Shakira was a great idea for J Lo--it was the only thing that could make her look tall.

[@LindaC616]

I saw that difference too

[@Kadagirl777]

"Victorian diseases are making a comeback." *Michael Scott voice* "NOOOO-! GOD!!! NO, GOD PLEASE, NO!!! NOOOOOO!!!" We're still dealing with Covid _and_ there's already talk about Monkey Pox, we do NOT need anything else!! 😭😭😭

[@BrooklynBaby100]

Nice… heading into a new era of the Dark Ages… I got some emo clothes for that 🖤

[@jwilk5606]

Caviar is the rage? So Chef's salty balls are back lol

[@JosephKerr27]

Here's a joke for insurance adjusters: "In or upon."

[@AnotherblackmanOG]

Yo, that pitch was funny asf... The catcher was looking like "For real? im about to catch this...? AP! NVRM"

[@hawkiowan]

Okay, well the meanwhile intros had maybe gotten a little too extensive sometimes, I hope y'all won't go to minimalist on them. They're really fun! I feel like you just went from binging to teetotaling; how about compromising at a nice round of beers?

[@SheenaSpeaks]

I have a suspicion he may not be able to do it live, in one take, with the huge intros. I know he mentioned he was dealing with a good bit of brain fuckery from the rona.

[@bonniejosavland3227]

*too

[@B-ch6uk]

I fast forward through it

[@stevepatrickjarvis]

You know Cranston is going for that mug.

[@Tarf50]

Nice lead in for the segment. Other times there was a great deal of copy to get through, and it seemed forced into a short period of time. It was hard to listen. It kind of stressed me out. It’s a much more relaxed lead in. I thank you for that. 🙏

[@napoleonibonaparte7198]

The Welsh would normally use a sheep for the competition, but they were taken to bed with them.

[@titaniumteddybear]

If you look into the details of the case it seems as of that woman who got HPV might actually kinda have a point. Give it a google.

[@jackb1969]

Yall saw chris interview with the puppies?!

[@stevengama652]

Hello 👋

[@phlprss4481]

I feel the squid game review "watched some and got sad" 😅

[@BrooklynBaby100]

Also, met a man that watched squid games, and got sad and left him..

[@avisrobinson452]

So . . . 🤔 Can I sue the guys that I dated who had Allstate Insurance because I thought I was in good hands?!? ba-da-da 😂😋🙃😂

[@starcrib]

Chris Evans with his real - voice. ☕️🍪

[@willd9298]

The day I have to stop peeing in Elevators is the day I have no freedom.

[@mnichols1979]

That Geico story has home owners companies scared. If you can sue for sex in a car, imagine how many bedrooms there are.

[@edwardallenthree]

insurance companies have been screwing us over for years, it's about time they help someone who got screwed over.

[@dlbstl]

I see what you did there 👍😂

[@earthknight60]

Cranston looks like he's about to do a Hemingway biopic.

[@Red-rl1xx]

The horse joke!😆

[@JacWarner]

I’m starting to feel that the Meanwhile intro targets homelessness a bit too much. Maybe target the trashy glam of the wealthy?

[@old-fashionedcoughypot]

Maybe millionaires like Colbert find amusement in the fact that some people have no money or homes... The homeless are the 'low hanging fruit' of comedy for some 'rich' people.

[@bullzeyez3236]

Thanks for your input Karen.

[@vendeezel]

Captain America is from *BOSTON* ?? I thought he was from Brooklyn!

[@rini6]

Squid Game did seem too heartbreaking to watch.

[@jessielallier9483]

Oh Boston.

[@alanaj5]

I appreciate the incorporation of lots of Welsh news, but less jokes about the language just because it's not Enligsh. It's important to preserve the language and the culture. The English tried and almost succeeded in wiping the language out. Llanwrtyd is produnced Clanurtid.

[@EllaBee90]

Oh, so w is a vowel, now that makes sense. Interesting.

[@buddymaxwell6881]

In English, or (Enligsh), it is “fewer” jokes, not “less”

[@buddymaxwell6881]

In English, or (Enligsh), it is “fewer” jokes, not “less”

[@ldbarthel]

@@EllaBee90 Given that it's literally "double U".... Fun fact: ancient Roman inscriptions use the symbol "V" for "U", e.g. AVGVSTVS.

[@carriechauhan3700]

Welsh is on duolingo now...a beautiful language.

[@BeastNationXIV]

Chris Evans is looking like Jordan Klepper with that beard. 😊😅

[@heyheytaytay]

Oh, Wales. It's almost as if the Welsh developed an allergy to vowels when naming their towns...

[@kurtsudheim825]

I thought the opposite, week I guess in during they don't, but everything is pronounced like vowels, I know that 'l' is pronounced as a 'y', & that is considered a vowel

[@ZypherGames]

Actually it's technically the opposite they(we I guess considering I live here) have 7 vowels extra 2 being W & Y. So they over use W and Y in lots of words. Also side note. I've lived here for years and constantly get told I'm misprouncing place names, one person corrects me then someone else will correct that pronunciation too the point where I just call it how I see it and tell people to sod off 🤣

[@BrooklynBaby100]

I mean we’re pretty much speaking that way nowadays.. Valley speak is now Val Sp.

[@farhanmahalludin]

I'm pretty sure llwywyn is an actual town name in Wales despite just randomly typing those three letters on my keyboard

[@kenc2257]

Hmm...well, I've watched 2 seasons of "Hinterland," but I watched them in regular English [not that other language that sounds wonderful, but is incomprehensible].

[@freda2758]

I will always love the Chicago Cubs.

[@TheMulToyVerse]

Oh please let these shorter lead-ins be a permanent thing! They are crisper and flow much better than the 2 minute rambley ones

[@missoula2213]

Thank you for saying what we're all thinking.

[@Axolotl_Mischief]

yeah the verbose intros got old real quick

[@VivekAnandJ]

I too never liked the intros. I like the segment, not the intros.

[@KahlevN]

I just used to skip and fastforward through them every time, usually would turn a 7 min video into a 4 min one.

[@ashraffarassati6060]

Relieved the meanwhile intros are getting more succinct haha.

[@MikayelMcGee]

Meanwhile is like a big bowl of ice cream on a hot day.

[@jcoopes5604]

Dying of heat 80• @5:00 am WTF!

[@suziebacon]

Best meanwhile

[@johnbrown6189]

We held a vote and Shakira won hands down.

[@jessicalobello7124]

I’ve lived in Boston my whole life and have never ever heard anyone call an elevator a cab. Fact check, Stephen!

[@MikePatternsNeworldGraphicd]

Hey Boston- is newberry comics still open?

[@Phlarx]

Yeah, pretty sure that's just an elevator industry term, not a Bostonian term

[@Valerie-mz4et]

Meanwhile needs to be much longer, sir. We desire it.

[@DiffEQ]

Without the painful and long-winded leadup that is not funny. It's supposed to be witty word salad, but it's unpalatable. It was funny the first time... now it's just tired and droll with everyone skipping right to the "Meanwhile" segment... which is great.

[@dersvan]

@@DiffEQ you would have to try so unimaginably hard to write a more inaccurate sentence

[@jwilk5606]

I bet the new GEICO commercial (that will never air) will have the gecko explaining about having insurance during sex

[@Jgdasa68]

First time hearing meanwhile in a while! Glad it got shorter. Stephen was getting out breath getting through it sometimes.

[@DanchOnPcGames]

6:45 for Chris Evans