Meanwhile… No Whiskey In Mini Fireballs | Marie Kondo Gives Up | Selfie Bear Can’t Stop

Meanwhile… Fans of cinnamon whiskey are suing the company that makes Fireball, Marie Kondo has given up on keeping things tidy, and a wild bear loves taking selfies.
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[@Mema511]

The "bear selfie" story was such an adorable way to start my day! And hearing that Marie Kondo was "giving up" was the spark of joy I needed! 😄

[@janmcguire5268]

Hearing that Marie Kondo gave up on being perfectly tidy sparks joy in me!

[@bjrnrogne8026]

Congrats on repeating the joke and also making it worse

[@opaqueandbluefrommyphone4339]

Doesn’t give her joy tho

[@liquidoxygenbar7671]

It was a farce all along.

[@Surge1077]

Sometimes you just have to accept the mess. It doesn't mean you are lazy or lack skills, it's just recognizing futility and putting your efforts elsewhere.

[@denisemcdougal6445]

Me too

[@confusiondelusion4569]

Sometimes I get the feeling that the animals are just fucking with us.

[@cathywethington5913]

They are. Especially our pets. I'm a cook, masseuse, a chauffeur...And I have to pay all the bills

[@billyshithead3139]

Oh, you've been to Enumclaw, have you?

[@benjaminsagan5861]

I love that you mashed up R.E.M.'s "The End of the World As We Know It" with "We Didn't Start the Fire" ... These are both known in the biz as "list songs" and I can already see an ambitious amateur chorus putting this unholy medley together under the title, "We Didn't Start the Fire That Will End the World As We Know It"

[@jeffclement2468]

"...Homesick Blues"

[@alissacheck4194]

I work at one of the gas stations that sell fireball. I could've told y'all they had malt liquor in them years ago, as we're only licensed to sell beer, wine, and malt liquors.

[@thisbushnell2012]

Don't give up, Marie. Just redefine the word 'tidy'. Your life will be full of joy when you focus on giving joy to the children instead of orders. (I am a child of a military nurse CONSUMED BY THE NEED FOR ORDER)

[@johnnyvh1188]

115 years on this world, that's since 1908...😳 i'd love to see a timelapse of this lady's memories🤯

[@marydonohoe8200]

She was 10 years old when our first pandemic hit, and survived. I’d love to hear the rest as well!

[@sophistichistory4645]

Fireball is now officially the longest running double-blind study on the placebo effect.

[@genreassassin451]

Technically not double blinded since Fireball had full knowledge that the smaller gas station bottles contained no whiskey.

[@sophistichistory4645]

@@genreassassin451 Okay, my bad......single blind. But, in my defense, I've been imbibing the liquor store variety for several hours now, so the difference between single and double blind is lost in my double vision....... ........which is an AWESOME song by Foreigner.

[@liamnehren1054]

@@genreassassin451 yeah better is the people buying beer from places that have the alcohol free beers right beside them and just as badly labelled. No one knows until they notice it on the label much later.

[@likebot.]

@@sophistichistory4645 Once I get started, all my doubles become triples and my singles make you see double. For me, a double blind experiment is making a few whiskey doubles with various mixes to see what I like. By the time I finish I don't care what they taste like and I've gone blind drunk. All in all, a successful morning.

[@runningdpm]

Nobody is claiming Fireball doesn't have alcohol, they're just claiming that it's not whiskey.

[@emitheegemini]

"Marie Kondo gives up being tidy" is so 2023.

[@Dbb27]

The year of reckoning!

[@cherinoelke]

Frankly, I think we need a news channel like Meanwhile to deliver the news of today. A little comedy would make some of the bad news they keep throwing at us more palatable.

[@eldorados_lost_searcher]

Have you tried the works of Doctor Mister Cody with the Showdy? If not, try Some More News.

[@amielmalay1681]

@@eldorados_lost_searcher Thank you for the suggestion. I am checking those out now.

[@minxiv7]

Loving the selfie bear 😂

[@janetmitchell4452]

Doing a Kardashian

[@lawrencedoliveiro9104]

How does it know about cameras? Has it been watching their stream?

[@Ralphieboy]

I spent a morning cleaning the upstairs to come down and see that my four kids had trashed the living room. I decided that my time was better spent making a mess with the kids.

[@rhov-anion]

That was my mother's take. "I'm too busy being a mother to be a maid." She gave us kids age appropriate chores and the house was never complete trash, but if we wanted to play in the garden instead of washing dishes, she felt that was more important for a kid.

[@Piggelgesicht]

My aunt has a nice cross stitch that says: a clean house is a sign of a wasted life

[@EeeEee-bm5gx]

I would then spend the afternoon trashing the kids until they cleaned up the living room. Then I would have a clean house AND responsible kids.

[@fabianbinder3681]

@@EeeEee-bm5gx then, my friend, you’d have a divorce, and no more kids.

[@EeeEee-bm5gx]

@@fabianbinder3681 I'm already divorced, and the little devils stay with me. Half of the time I wish they would agree to stay with their useless father for more than a day.

[@marydonohoe8200]

“...Slim Jims contain no Jim!” I died. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jpdemer5]

That's pretty much the only thing _not_ on the ingredients list. (It's the real reason the package is so long.)

[@gearheadgregwi]

As a Wisconsinite, just keep the curds coming Culver's. No one's there for the soda.

[@Spiritof_76]

After that artery clogging Butterburger basket, hit me with a big bowl of custard. Culver's is one of the best fast food chains around!

[@gearheadgregwi]

@@Spiritof_76 does the Tavern League know about this soda change?

[@SpaceForceCommander]

You really don’t want fireballs at the gas station. 🔥

[@maureenahern-luna5877]

🤣🤣🤣heck no please not at the gas station!

[@Dbb27]

😂

[@jennaxoxox4821]

The bear will now be my fave Tik Tok influencer. Sell me some honey, you sexy beast! 😂

[@dewetolivier2362]

I read this in John Oliver's voice...

[@desi1790]

@@dewetolivier2362 lol

[@deborahbarnes6741]

@@dewetolivier2362 😂😂😂😂😂

[@heckzotica]

Staying away from toxic people nowadays means living deep in the wilderness as a hermit.

[@prime2955]

That would be staying away from all people. Make as much distance as you can from abusive relatives and coworkers. It's your choice who you want to be friends with.

[@Cassxowary]

*no, give her credit. that bear girl definitely knows how to take selfies and she’s basically a teenage girl in a bear body and it wasn’t fair to say it’s like the aunt trying to figure out the iPad!*

[@daemenoth]

Hooch Adjacent Beverage-ish TM is my fave brand!

[@ruthslone2992]

We all know Bear-dashian is a total influencer!

[@notsure1969]

In sure the bear is very offended.

[@xy6845]

Ffs it's a bear and she can figure out the technology better than the aunt

[@panoruryu]

Wisconsinite here, a butterburger is a burger with a thin layer of butter on a toasted bun. But also yeah, that's a very accurate slogan.

[@wildcraftsims]

As someone who has a Culver's nearby, they missed the best one. They literally have ice cream called Cement Mixers...

[@josh_the_scallion]

Concrete mixers** 😌

[@wildcraftsims]

@@josh_the_scallion lol right sorry

[@josh_the_scallion]

@@wildcraftsims All good, it was close enough 😂

[@relentlezz]

But what's in it? Black sesame?

[@wildcraftsims]

@@relentlezz nah, they're literally just like DQ Blizzards.

[@chase5436]

If you're buying single use fireball shots from the gas station, the whiskey situation is the least of your problems.

[@youdonthavetoreadthispost.5850]

They mix it with Red-Bull.

[@TheAweDude1]

As opposed to what, multi-use fireball shots?

[@gloonnug4797]

When you showcase against America you might as well move out.. 😂 strange how that line of logic is so fitting to this Chinese paid-for comedian.. China Colbert.. isn’t it odd that China Colbert won’t touch on important issues that plague America today? 😂

[@lindasimons691]

@@gloonnug4797 What do you mean?

[@gloonnug4797]

@@lindasimons691 🤭 But didn’t China Colbert educate his flock about the biolabs funded by American tax dollars? What about the purge of documents in Ukraine? Just after the laptops were exposed? ..I wonder if China Colbert is willing to condemn Trump for visiting Epstein island? 🤭 Remember that horrible island where children were abused? ..seems the media will make up anything to get Trump but they won’t attack his many, many visits to the child abuse island.. weird? Bill gates? I wonder why no transparent and honest news network is willing to condemn a rich person for visiting an island that strictly abused children.. didnt Bill Clinton visit almost as much as Trump? I wonder why Stephen China Colbert is NOT willing to attack Trump for visiting the island where children were abused? …note!! Stephen China Colbert is willing to push anything the government ask.. but not the child abusers island? Hmmm

[@rulerchop4032]

As someone who grew up in Wisconsin, I can safely say that those deep fried cheese curds are worth the heart attack

[@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491]

they are Safe ! as long as you do not eat meat -

[@TheLochs]

I second that. I'm from Milwaukee. Sollys burgers as well.

[@Demmrir]

As someone currently in Wisconsin, I can say the switch from Pepsi to Coke is causing headaches. Some locations already switched, some haven't, and some are out of most drinks because they're trying to exhaust their supply of Pepsi before selling Coke. It's a nuisance. Also they used to carry cherry Pepsi but won't carry cherry Coke, which is a strange distinction to draw. I doubt anyone is specifically unhappy that they need to drink Coke instead of Pepsi.

[@louiebee6745]

Deep. Fried. Cheese. Curds. Your 4 basic food groups right there!😁

[@thesincitymama]

Haven’t been back to the states in years and Wisconsin cheese curds are the #1 food that I miss

[@KevinKolpack]

What fun to see one of my favorite Midwest restaurants getting a shout-out! And for anyone unfamiliar with Culver's, their signature ButterBurger is called such because they lightly butter the hamburger buns. No need to worry about a cholesterol overdose like the joke implies, and highly recommended.

[@MilwaukeeWoman]

Culver's is not even remotely the best custard stand in Wisconsin. I wish a better one had spread.

[@XVeganDaveGodFreeX]

Gross!!!

[@billyshithead3139]

Noooo, my fantasy's been destroyed! I always imagined they somehow incorporated butter *into* the burger 🧈🍔

[@TonyYarusso]

@@billyshithead3139 No, but if you’re looking for the-opposite-of-Kosher heart-attack-inducing delights, come to Minneapolis and seek out a “Jucy Lucy”, which is a burger with cheese inside of the patty.

[@md1264]

That’s it?! All buns should be buttered! Lol

[@kendallbonnin6910]

Every midwesterner geeking out with the Culver’s mention but honestly same ❤

[@deborahbarnes6741]

We just got a Culver's last summer here in NE Ohio. I love their grilled chicken & onion rings. I have not tried their burgers.

[@veryberry39]

I'd say that I miss Michigan for that very reason, but they've got 'em here in Florida too. XD

[@kendallbonnin6910]

@@deborahbarnes6741 that’s where I recently moved! Came out here from Wisconsin and that was one of the things I thought I would have to leave behind. Alas, I was pleasantly incorrect.

[@deborahbarnes6741]

@kendallbonnin6910 the one I go to is in Eastlake.

[@deborahbarnes6741]

@@kendallbonnin6910 I did not realize there are 23 in Ohio now.

[@tedmich]

I for one am extremely appreciative of how Louis Cato arranges Jimi's Band of Gypsy songs, they deserve each other!

[@TheFlyguywill]

Culver’s is fantastic. They toast the bun on the flat top grill with real butter, and the patties are always fresh beef. That’s the secret and it’s simple.

[@chronxdev]

The Fireball situation is pretty funny... The packaging is certainly a little misleading, but It says right on the bottle what the ABV is and it's definitely not 80 proof.

[@Dbb27]

Someone met an attorney with no business?

[@jpdemer5]

If people are buying the stuff at gas stations, the lower the ABV, the better. Also, from what I can see, 90% of the little plastic bottles get tossed out the car windows and onto the streets. (Making Fireball the other official drink of assholes, alongside Bud Light.)

[@SpaceForceCommander]

Staying away from toxic people = No more family!

[@social.media.command]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jZaneY2NiJqog9E

[@annenelson5656]

I hear you buddy!

[@hoozle]

Not the worst thing. Cultivate good friendships.

[@askew9976]

Indeed. Find your own tribe. Blood can be the worst. Cut them all off early last year.

[@EvolutionWendy]

the toxic nature of family speaks to the dysfunction of our "culture" competition, overconsumption, overworked, toxic planet

[@NewMessage]

Of course, if you're drinking gas station hooch, you aren't all that picky to begin with.

[@gearheadgregwi]

No truer words have ever been written

[@DarkManSonian]

Well I was told it was wine but it was still deceptive because when I first made it to Oregon people would just say "Yeah its fireball" So, it was indeed deceptive marketing but then again, Im on a path to recovery and dont drink anymore.

[@JM-zg2jg]

Do gas stations in your area make their own hooch? Every gas station I know that sells booze, sells the same booze you would get at a bar or any other store..

[@tiffanysullivan5454]

Yeah, I've warned people not to buy the gas station booze because it's all grape wine, pretty much. A convenience store can't carry the liquor license that's required to sell hard alcohol, but that's what the Four Loko is for🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MiniM69]

How DARE you!?!

[@d.b.1176]

“I’m keeping this story, it spaks joy” 😂

[@Sandi-ke9mi]

🤣🙌🏻

[@rurdy2rk380]

Culver's actually has some awesome food.

[@XVeganDaveGodFreeX]

Nope

[@infinitepaul]

A lot of people share this opinion. I think the food is decent. It doesn't wow but it's reliably tasty. What I really like about Culver's is that the restaurants are always clean and well staffed.

[@Spiritof_76]

Way better than most fast food burger joints.

[@christopherweise438]

This Wisconsinite could not agree more.

[@Blondie727]

That bear is an icon!🐻🧸📸

[@우사민-r3c]

Just "bear-ly!"

[@Blondie727]

@@우사민-r3c 😅🥁 good one!

[@notsure1969]

Meanwhile is the gift that keeps on giving.

[@patrickingalls5954]

Culver's Butterburgers are soooo good the doctor would have to wait till I finish my burger before he can examine me. Or if he was eating one I would have to wait till he was done. Culver's Butterburgers Rule!!!!

[@louiebee6745]

Their fish sandwich ain't bad neither!

[@XVeganDaveGodFreeX]

🤮🤮🤮

[@patrickingalls5954]

@@XVeganDaveGodFreeX 🤯😢 But, but, but....butterburgers are divinely ordained as an absolute pure good!!! ☺✌

[@canadianhappyinitalytruest6556]

Stephen always doing charity. Great guy!

[@FreedomisUniversalHealthcare]

“Una sociedad que tiene más justicia es una sociedad que necesita menos caridad”. ― Ralph Nader

[@relentlezz]

I accidentally misread that as: Stephen is always on dong chastity.

[@canadianhappyinitalytruest6556]

@@relentlezz ha ha ha! Probably that too, I'll never know!

[@Aloha_XERO]

The Selfie-Bear 🐻 🤳🏾 is fire 🔥

[@michelebartleson7971]

That bear knows he's pretty 😍

[@marshall4439]

Lewis’s immediate response had me spit take my coffee. 😂

[@bytheway1031]

_"Ain't nobody got time for that"_

[@KittySnicker]

Adorable bear

[@dancepiglover]

A butter burger is a burger with a toasted bun. Butter is used to toast the bun. That’s the only butter involved. But Culver’s is also known for its frozen custard. Yum

[@kagartoe]

Honey bunches of goats, with one roasted chicken.

[@napoleonibonaparte7198]

There’s an alternate universe where Marie Kondo is a super-hoarder.

[@annemettefrederiksen7751]

Still searching for the one where i am organized 😂

[@felicialightfoot2380]

You're so cool, Stephen! I love how much you do to help others. Hire Heroes is a great purpose.

[@mikeanderson7549]

Absolutely

[@mikeanderson7549]

You from California ma'am?

[@briancragan6614]

Is no one else going to comment on the inclusion of "Leonard Bernstein" in the We Didn't Start the Fire reference? I find this hilarious.

[@shellys-ul6ws]

Hey! LOL, Don't come after Culver's until you have tried it! It is worth the extra cholesterol! So so good! Wait till you try the custard and deep fried cheese curds! Steve, you do NOT know what you are missing!

[@thomasraywood679]

Must be a Honeywell camera.

[@likebot.]

ICWYDT

[@billyshithead3139]

It took me a minute 😆

[@alexwhite5184]

I will be having a heart attack and still finish my cheese curds. You can’t not finish cheese curds. They’re freaking cheese curds.

[@christopherweise438]

There is a reason Poutine includes cheese curds. Just sublime.

[@nannerz1994]

Culver's is INCREDIBLE

[@petedog9581]

Once the bears master tech, it's game over for us.

[@louiebee6745]

Yep, we're doomed.

[@petedog9581]

@@louiebee6745 I'm sure they will be more responsible with it and not eliminate themselves for personal gain. Bears will learn from the mistakes of humans. They are the more civilized order... until enough of them get on Facebook or Twatter. Lol.

[@lawrencedoliveiro9104]

Mammals are no threat. It’s the flying birds you need to watch out for, particularly the crows. They have figured out tools.

[@petedog9581]

@@lawrencedoliveiro9104 Colbert saw this coming years ago with bears. Simply mindless killing machines. #1 on the Colbert Report Threatdown.

[@rachelpage1526]

OMG! For me, that LUVTOFU joke is about 15 years old because that was going to be my license plate in VA until I realized (in line at the DMV) what it could look like. I changed it to EATTOFU and within the next 6 months hit 2 deer. So that sucked🤷🏼‍♀️

[@pamelakarg5694]

Hey, you MUST try a Culver's anything. Seriously, Stephen would fall in love with a ButterBurger AND a Culver's Turtle Sundae!!! Love love love our homegrown Culver's chain!!!

[@orca8439]

Ok just going to say Culver’s butter burger is really really good.

[@jnewcomb]

No, it's really, really, really good. You missed one. 😉

[@orca8439]

@@jnewcomb my bad but you are right

[@sophiophile]

What is it?

[@andrewsuryali8540]

@@sophiophile Unfortunately we may never know as their website is down (probably thanks to too many idiots like me trying to access it at the same time thanks to this video).

[@orca8439]

@@sophiophile the butter burger? Of it is a really well cooked burger ( like an actual juicy and delicious burger) that has butter put on both buns. So so so good.

[@southernweather25]

"Ain't nobody got time for that." 😂

[@KM-nw7be]

Louis’s got that right!

[@SongOfStorms27]

05:04 I was drinking milk, and I choked on it at that ButterBurger joke

[@SirBlot]

0:36 lol

[@JamesAllmond]

it's real...there is one down from my house. Never eaten there, my pills are not strong enough to counter that stuff...

[@Darkness-ie2yl]

I chuckled when Louis exclaimed joyful at the mention of Jessica Chastain. But careful my friend, we're not allowed to have any reaction anymore to uncommonly stunning people.

[@BognaZone]

@@Darkness-ie2yl what???

[@pamelakarg5694]

@@JamesAllmond they have a kid's menu 😉 just a small bit of frozen custard in a cup and you'll be in love 😍

[@lizardog]

Hire Heroes. It's really great to see someone actually helping our veterans instead of just saying they're going to help. Thank you, Late Show.

[@Earthneedsado-over177]

Or taking money from soldier's housing to build a stupid wall that falls apart and falls over. And Mexico is going to pay for it! 🤣

[@billyshithead3139]

Thanks for writing it out; I heard it as "Higher Heroes" and momentarily entertained the notion it was a nonprofit hooking vets up with medical cannabis! Wishful thinking...but it needs to be federally legalized so the VA can prescribe or suggest it! It might help my dad's chronic pain.

[@davejohnson9885]

Love you Stephan Colbert

[@richard1472]

Well, the least you could do is spell his name right. But, you know what they say, "You always hurt the one you love."

[@BognaZone]

@@richard1472 lol

[@anniekate76]

Greetings from Wisconsin! A butter burger is just a regular burger but they butter and toast the bun first. I am glad about the Coke, hooray!

[@Thortok2000]

They're already making a movie out of cocaine bear, now they need to make a movie out of selfie bear

[@SpaceForceCommander]

My house is a bit messy, and I like it that way. I don’t feel the guilt trip having to make it look like what I see on a tv or movie screen.

[@lostcat9lives322]

Every pig needs a pen.

[@kittehgo]

@Space Force Commander a house should look lived in, not like some museum or a show room. So I agree with you..

[@gritskennedy5007]

When you see a perfectly clean organized house check the basement for bodies!

[@sevialewis2489]

@@kittehgo ¹+

[@SpaceForceCommander]

@@kittehgo “Lived in” were the words I couldn’t think of to describe it, so a big thank you for putting it on my radar. 👍

[@EugeneEff]

A better brand of beef makes a ButterBurger better! I worked at a Culvers in High School. A ButterBurger just has a buttered bun. Nothing too crazy haha

[@SpaceForceCommander]

We all want to know the HOW in the Adult Store Shoplifter story! 😳

[@jnewcomb]

Hey, that girl seems to be walking funny!

[@exeggcutertimur6091]

I mean, would YOU want to stop someone so brazen...?

[@DuchessofEarlGrey]

Not so much as how, but where.

[@AlexHeisEngholm]

I thought the bear was the origin of “let me do it for you”.

[@spencerkagen1386]

Oh no, people are mad that the tiny bottles of liquor at gas stations don't get them drunk enough? It's almost as if there's an entire business model designed to profit off people who don't want their alcohol purchases showing up on credit statements... 🤔

[@spencerkagen1386]

All kidding aside, I've seen people try to hide their drinking problems from their spouse by purchasing tiny bottles at gas stations, because they used to go to the grocery store and buy full-sized bottles, which were easier to catch. I'm not saying that's what happened in these cases, but if you're buying liquor at a gas station, maybe you need to take a good look at yourself in the mirror. Peace and tranquility to all! 🤗✌🏻

[@henrygvidonas9573]

I'm pretty sure selfie bear is just trying to figure out why that one tree starts to flash light when she approaches it. Wouldn't you?

[@jpdemer5]

The light is infra-red (like your TV remote) ... maybe we've just learned that bears can see IR light?

[@kpeggs82]

Yes would love. A place for everything then I had two kids. So unless I want to follow them around all day it’s a no go for my sanity

[@tobiramasenju6290]

If you've never been, Culver's is absolutely delicious. They have this ice cream thing called concrete mixers, omg. So good.

[@stormwatcher59]

I LOVE the bear!!

[@germansheph5890]

Alternative headline: Mary Kondo keeps her children because they spark her joy.

[@lawrencedoliveiro9104]

Which leads us to that _Family Guy_ episode ...

[@TomKeinert]

As a midwesterner, Culver’s is my number one favorite burger chain, and I welcome the coming Coca Cola Revolución. Viva la Coke.

[@JasonJordan198]

Nobody: The bear: "I'm ready for my close up Me. DeVille." 😂

[@cathywethington5913]

Angels in America?

[@JasonJordan198]

@@cathywethington5913 Sunset Blvd from 1950.

[@FoodiesVacations]

The Butter burger is the bomb!!!! 😊

[@mikeanderson7549]

Foodie vacation?...lol

[@mikeanderson7549]

You from California ma'am?

[@FoodiesVacations]

@@mikeanderson7549 no… I live near Culvers

[@FoodiesVacations]

@@mikeanderson7549 nope

[@mikeanderson7549]

@@FoodiesVacations still in the united state?

[@iketheranter9126]

Just got Culvers here in Charleston South Carolina and jus Dann!! They're good.

[@SpaceForceCommander]

The copyright issue doesn’t apply for the bear because it didn’t operate the camera. A federal judge has ruled that a macaque monkey who took now-famous selfie photographs cannot be declared the copyright owner.

[@tinkerstrade3553]

The world has gone to nit picking Hell when that has to go to a court. The damned monkey was smarter than the humans.

[@sophiophile]

Who does hold the copyright?

[@andrewsuryali8540]

@@sophiophile Camera owner.

[@tinkerstrade3553]

@@sophiophile The bear, of course. And the bear wants a cupcake apiece for them. (No Ding Dongs!!) 😄

[@exeggcutertimur6091]

I imagine nobody owns the copyright, or ever will.

[@dewdropz1]

Louis, that was well said! 👍

[@kingace6186]

The all-mighty diva, Bear!

[@rodolforodriguez2592]

Ahhh Marie Kondo. Train your children jajaja 😅. Love this girl.

[@judytruitt6703]

A 🐻 with 400 good selfies is so hilarious meanwhile yumnuts to you too

[@MartinPoulter]

If my hair were in as good condition as that bear's, I'd wanna take 400 selfies as well.

[@danjohnston9037]

Marie Kondo Must Return We Need De-Cluttering Of Classified Documents

[@smoothrocky1847]

Ha, too many Fireballs? The “Leonard Bernstein” lyric is from the R.E.M. rant: “It's the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine)” and I’m fine with it

[@acubley]

LOL. The "trifling bitches" audio wasn't bleeped...but the CC was. Awesome. 6:42

[@gingerchris7555]

Love bear selfies

[@BuildinWings]

Culver's is what Steak n Shake was in, like, the 70s.

[@deniseh6540]

louis kato guitar sounds awesome!

[@mikeanderson7549]

LoL... love your smile

[@mikeanderson7549]

You from California ma'am?

[@usosaito.namahage]

you spark joy Stephen.

[@ingridfong-daley5899]

My best friend, whose last name was Ingram, had bought an old hooptie van and her husband chose a vanity plate with the letters "NGRMBL". Maybe you had to see the vehicle, but when she said it was supposed to say "Ingram Mobile" i had to tell her that, as a girl from New Orleans, I was seeing something else in those letters. Her husband, a cryptolinguist for the govt, went the next day to the DMV to get it changed.

[@peachy6969]

Could you explain it a little more for us slow kids?

[@willdejong7763]

@@peachy6969 No.

[@ingridfong-daley5899]

@@peachy6969 the "MBL" clearly struck me as "mobile" but the NGR looks like a very problematic ethnic slur from my hometown of New Orleans.

[@peachy6969]

oh. thanx

[@KanuckStreams]

As someone who worked in a liquor store for years, I knew that Fireball wasn't whiskey for A LONG TIME.

[@lurklingX]

i tried a mini bottle once. gave me a damn headache. no IDEA what chemicals they throw in that shit. (i just liked the concept of a cinnamon whiskey. that ain't it. ☠)

[@TomSmith-jp1es]

k.

[@bruce-ruhldesign168]

Butter Burger....yes I will drive all the way from Washington State to try one.

[@presentfuture7563]

Boulder needs to create an Instagram for this bear

[@DrachenGothik666]

Yes! I second this. That bear is *super* cute! Have stories created for each picture by the rangers for her!🌻🌼🐻😻❤

[@ladyflimflam]

What kind of psychopath is getting anything but root beer at Culver’s?!?

[@TonyYarusso]

People with a long drive ahead who want the caffeine. Thankfully they’re keeping Dr. Pepper on the list.

[@jimbennett635]

Thanks to Marie Kondo and Tim Ferriss, I now both have and do nothing.

[@sshaw4429]

Culver’s: best burger EVER

[@dielaughing73]

Do you think Stephen knows he quoted R.E.M. during his Billy Joel bit?

[@richiejohnson]

def

[@8arrows]

“We didn’t start the fire” is a Billy Joel song . It is not a REM song.

[@dielaughing73]

@@8arrows but "It's the end of the world as we know it" is R.E.M. and 'Leonard Bernstein' is from that

[@8arrows]

@@dielaughing73 oh yeah you’re right he did quote rem in that verse. But the rest of it was done ala Billy Joel.

[@Loverera2023]

I think that's part of the charm!

[@user-xv2sr5jo4l]

Culver's is one of the things I miss most about living in Minnesota. But how could Colbert forget to mention their frozen custard?! I walked 45 min in winter weather, donated a pint of blood on an empty stomach, and passed out on the donation table just for a pint of frozen decadence. Man I don't miss being a broke 20something.

[@NewMessage]

Yes, he actually said "in y'end-o"

[@likebot.]

caught that. I've been working on the wording for a joke about the definition of innuendo being a pickup line in an Ibeza gay bar.

[@NewMessage]

"... Nothing sparks joy anymore..." -Marie Kondo, after 3 kids. I feel ya, and I just have the two.

[@authenticapparel1906]

“Yasss bear” lol. Epic

[@JustJanitor]

I work at Culvers! We did switch to coke! We made the late show we did it!

[@b-meaker99]

We the People demand more pictures of the selfie bear

[@PowerGlove79]

3:45 Now i know why Evie is always smiling Edit: I’m a Pepsi fan