Measuring Our Corn Cobs

[@spacepope2108]

"Thawamp, its all about girth"

[@jimbroderick2226]

Make corn silage. In 30 inch rows, for 1000th of an acre: 5260 kernels ÷ 90,000 kernels per bushel= 0.05844 bushels × 1000 = 58.44 bushels per acre. Terrible yield!!😢

[@RoWig-mr4tc]

Now I see why they want to get the farmers out of the game. They know to much and actually use math daily. So they actually know when they shorted on the feedbacks supplies the weight of things the distance of things how things grow how life and death works the structure of the infrastructure.

[@jimbobhootenanny4440]

"It's what the kids call THICK"

[@metalsurgeon9196]

When that movie came out, my friends and i were the same age as the movie children. There are lots of corn fields near me. We had great fun for two summers!

[@MissEyesWideOpen]

I knew it was coming when i seen it get laid up on the table. Did ya see what I did there?

[@Diseaseisreversible]

I’m gonna ughhh….😩😤💦

[@speed_demon420]

IM GONNA COME BABY!

[@proudpennsylvaniaman7996]

I love yinz father son relationship

[@Zoro.d.uchihaa]

He must not have seen children of the corn. Talking bout convicts lol 😅

[@freedthinker]

Bro. U have to b a certain age 😂 to know how funny that children of the corn reference is

[@FarmerTrio725]

I only know the reference because i heard of the movie 😂

[@falseprofit4u]

I've heard of bean counters, this is a whole lot of new😊

[@bunnybangz]

😂😂😂 got a follow out of me i love a good 🌽 joke.

[@gendoll5006]

So there were only 8 corn cobs in a 17ft row? I’m confused.

[@malachismith1561]

They took every 5th so yo ya would multiply it.

[@jje8182]

​@malachismith1561 They only showed the best 8. I doubt they had 40,000 plants per acre right on the nose. Usually 35,000 would be the most, and the ears are smaller when you have higher plant populations.

[@STARFIRESOLAR]

My point exactly. If that's all you got out of a 17.5 ft row, you ain't got shit.

[@Yourenotrealman]

Do yall suggest planting in a line or a square for a small homestead? Heard benefits of both so what’re y’all’s thoughts?

[@natehoover5266]

Did you grow that by skill or a bunch of chemicals and round up ready corn?

[@timcassady5856]

That's why you need Permaculture & inter cropping, creating micro climates around certain crops and trees 🌳

Is that feed corn?

[@redman2805]

Girth from the earth 😂

[@technoschnauzer4327]

I could never do this cause I would have to sit there and count each kernel on one of those ears of corn to feel confident in my estimate and I’d be there for hours cause I’m bad at counting 😂

[@eveliorivera4275]

It's always about the girth plus length that determines the yield boys and i know that and I'm not farming 🎉😂

[@MarsupialMason]

"We got some... big cobbs..😂😂😂"

[@charleswieand4445]

Plant all in nuts and oaks then vacuum and sell to power plants. Get all the benefits of crop damage permits, hunting rentals, no plowing fields brings in money, fire wood sales or chip for power , lumber sales and the thing every small farmer needs some shade in middle of 40 acre field.

[@AK2HI]

Farmer stuff haha this is whats important to them

[@wilurbean]

Is that dent corn?

[@mattofsmegpoop3027]

It's funny but true, pi is a hell of a number and a small increase in girth gives you a lot more surface area.

[@teddyxny]

So who ended up gobbling on that corn cob?

[@wlidbill5261]

i swear when he said he hopes their is no convicts in here i think he was wanting them to be there wonder why is that

[@wlidbill5261]

get his butt that is why

[@stephenbarnaby1509]

Love it guys

[@nhmaze]

Use a scale then moisture tester to adjust for moisture.

[@quickcad2573]

Great sample size lol should do 8 ears at least in at least 6 different areas of your plot.

[@tomsreviews238]

These guys have been down on the farm to long. Maybe it's time to take a ride into town.

[@johnc8374]

Wow yields in Iowa besides the northwest part of the state should be record this year

[@JayDoebler]

LMAO, fantastic

[@anthonyelias8627]

Is that the bushel per acre yield?

[@loretogastelum2680]

Wait. 8 ears in one 17 foot row is a good or bad yield?

[@Chris-zn2pz]

Length times girth time know how wife will never leave a good farmer

[@tieftruam3944]

Starting off with this Tree, should be telling all ya farmers something. Every 2 acres there should be 3 trees, and the yield should double drastically.

[@Mattymu]

You guys really love dinks

[@GunSurgeon]

My wife loves cobs ! 😂😂😂

[@adamrodriguez3241]

Damn boy that one big cob

[@MrEvilsurpent]

26.3 million kernels per acre or 40k ears

[@llamafondlers3291]

I was hoping someone had finished the rest of the math in the comments! Thank you!

[@yournamehere15]

Is that good?

[@BigfootisBlurry]

But how many bushels per acre? Because that's what farmers go by

[@blueoval250]

Corn: ruining gasoline and food since forever.

[@joeshands1059]

That's awesome

[@sirgreysack]

The ungodly girth 😂

[@BanilyaGorilya]

Children of the Corn references > Field of Dreams references

[@johndidier7849]

When is the only time a farmer is mean? When He Rips the ears off the corn😆😆

[@Drewski377]

Praying for the cotton and peanut farms in nc

[@efraing1358]

Silage .?

[@davidleader4799]

Is this GM corn or not?

[@mrs.childers8333]

Girth matters😂

[@cowboyjc11]

More so In cobs than other things.

[@mrzoukdotcomzouklambadaboo8212]

The only farmer that understands you need trees on your farm to protect crops ...

[@LuciferMorningstar-wk8qu]

Im assuming that this is for making corn syrup

[@WilliamTaylor-qj3jy]

If you chose the only spot shaded by tree to use as base amount then your projection will be very inaccurate. Not hating, just as a grower just sharing. Nothing but best to you guys.

[@maidenlord6663]

I'm pretty sure he didn't get the children of the corn reference

[@yzrider3101]

BCC Big corn cobs

[@bobbylewis9587]

I do that before I cut wheat every year. So I'll know how much money I lost.😂

[@rickdiaz4559]

I know you told this story as a joke but you and I know it's the truth

[@davidronan1677]

What kind corn? Cow corn?

[@brent9393]

10 inches, around😉

[@Brit-CK]

Trees are the best, you should plant alot more

[@shubuua]

Need to start growing native corn that actually has nutrients

[@forfun6273]

Damn.. so why do you need to know by the individual kernel?

[@leelindsay5618]

If you had a cover crop, you wouldn't have needed just one tree to keep the corn green.

[@Bongo710]

Sounds like you guys enjoy running backwards through the corn fields. JK. 😅

[@jordanfranklin189]

A Nebraska field would have had 10 😂😂

[@tanneradams20]

Tennessee field woulda had 12. Yall midwesterners sleep on the south. You guys have more acres but that’s only because you need it to equal the yields.

[@jordanfranklin189]

@@tanneradams20 and 4 of em would have had mold or mites 😂😂.

[@tanneradams20]

@@jordanfranklin189 hey now. We have the same treatments yall do

[@allandriver2066]

It's all about the science...

[@ntsbigt5]

Wat in the Diddy

[@Scxoop123]

Length matters too

[@smokeyiztactical]

No money in corn fellas

[@saltylatte5991]

It’s all about the girth 😂

[@briangriebel2832]

That's for 30 inch rows

[@vondinkinsvon8919]

17.5 feet for a thousand of a acre how wide is the rows I got a old planter wide rows

[@briangriebel2832]

That's for 30 ibch rows

[@Gixzer04]

There’s a calculator online you can type your formula into and it will tell you the estimated yield.

[@CodMob0]

Why the hell you counting the kernels? 😂

[@PumpkinsPumpkin]

That looks like cow corn

[@apollolee1313]

Appreciate all the hard work you ever done plow all that shity Korn in and get some cattle we need more beef weight loss rabbit food

[@Davewutsup]

When you turn your cap you know things are getting serious

[@Pebbles-ep2gl]

All that math .My head hurts.

[@stephenjohnson61423]

So what does this chiniese cowculoius mean.bpa?

[@joelhoward2425]

My brain quit swelling 2 yrs ago I retired now my belly's swelling 😂😂

[@acelove3667]

Should weigh them and count that way

[@halwilliams1682]

Had to squeeze the John Deere commercial in the video.

[@jefffortkamp2142]

Holy cow. Kamala math says you produced 497 bpa

[@PahlRC]

Corn syrup

[@chrishenicke2052]

In south Texas that tree would have sapped every bit of moisture from that corn and it woulda been 3 ft tall with a nub ear on it!

[@ninetyninerising9482]

That's just not true

[@chrishenicke2052]

@@ninetyninerising9482 uhhh, yeah, it is. Mesquite trees got roots 50 yards out in the fields!

[@MR.GRIMM760]

Excuse me while I whip this out😂

[@stubbyratt]

So how much per acre

[@lowelljohnson2082]

Children of the corn

[@machellebarrington9476]

😂😂❤

[@jimmypickle6343]

Wakka wakka seems to me to be 690 bushels

[@STARFIRESOLAR]

In a 17.5 ft fow you only got 7 ears of corn? That ain't shit.

[@AbuTahirIzlam]

I have see a movie, and I will not get in to that corn field.

[@SWKFAMOUS]

Ain't that counting your chickens before they hatch

[@rodneyw849]

Big question is was it sprayed with glyphosate "poison, neurotoxin", was it roundup ready GMO seed or is is good organic, non-GMO?

[@201bob]

Explain why you are scared of GMOs Or are you just a smooth brained child who has no idea what the letters mean and are just scared of things you dont understand.

[@accountname9872]

Keep your city slicker opinions to yourself. Nobody cares about your sissy shit

[@natethompson1995]

Everyone had good corn this year, thats why its not worth shit

[@87mustang87]

Must be lacking in buron in the soil 😂 jk

[@101doreen]

🙄

[@jje8182]

*17 foot 5 inches isn't 17 and half feet genious. To figure out projected yeild you weigh the corn you shell off the cob, take a moisture sample and do a little math. Counting kernals doesn't tell you shit because the weight varies depending on the seed genetics and growing conditions.

[@bizboyz957]

Why have all the sexual crap? This is very cool and interesting information. The extra stuff just makes us Men look like dogs.

[@montanalivin8248]

I wish we didn't have all this GMO crap that these farmers are forced to produce for Americans. Food is not supposed to be poison!

[@WW-sj7zk]

Any dummy can grow big gmo corn whilst ruining the soil for future generations.

[@thatmeme1360]

Just better hope there's no Lion in there...

[@Canis2024]

😂😂😂

[@claylindsay2877]

Let me save you some time. 8 ears in 17.5 feet is a terrible yield

[@Who_diss811]

First of all my ears were very small this year hope that doesn’t imply anything second why don’t you just remove the kernels and weigh it? Does number matter more then weight?

[@ryanpbeach9289]

BAHAHAHHA!!!