Removing Sharp Objects from Your Face | ASMR

[@EphemeralRift]

Watch the “prequel” sequel “Ze Face Puncture Experiment” here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZpqcoapojddlnJI

[@mrelosepoe4078]

Absolute genius, both of these videos have become my favorites for relaxing

[@darkestfriend7281]

Next level

[@KingOfTheRoost]

No, that one sucks. Took over half the video to get started.

[@bobveinne2439]

@@KingOfTheRoost no u

[@StephCurryMcFlurry96]

@@bobveinne2439 That meme died 2 years ago

[@VarnFury]

Corvus heard i was having issues sleeping, so he was trying acupuncture... he didn't have the needles and just used whatever was laying around. Was strangely relaxing.

[@notsocrazytank707]

For some reason this sounds like I missed a video

[@savi7171]

I'm sure you probably passed out for several hours due to the pain, so I suppose it was an effective method.

[@thijsjong]

No pain no gain

[@charliedays]

I don't have anything stuck on my face, but this video makes me feel like I do!😨

[@beorthwulf7109]

Leave it to corvus to make getting pricked with thumb tacks relaxing

[@squidinkNoodles]

"you have a large number of sharp objects embedded in your face" thank you doctor, I was wondering why my face felt like a pin cushion, I'm glad I finally have a diagnosis

[@felixgaming5061]

"That'll be $8,342.98 for the diagnosis, if you want them removed we'll have to call your insurance company."

[@CrispMokisti]

Felix Gates Not in Finland LoL

[@finlandball2767]

*Well...I guess thats true*

[@reecebenson6034]

@@finlandball2767 Username checks out

[@finlandball2767]

@@reecebenson6034 Doesn't it always?

[@chadisob3287]

This is the embodiment of how erasers feel when you’re bored

[@Emil-lf3no]

not my erasers tho, I chewed on them instead, stupid thing was I had to wait quite some time before I could use them after

[@Soulthief4056]

Emil98 how do they taste?

[@420crim3]

Haha when you stab an eraser xD

[@threeco2350]

@@420crim3 "xD"

[@acornpilled]

Pain& Ch8ns from experience I can say that erasers are “eeh”, but a little bit of salt will highly improve the taste

[@shrug1250]

“I don’t know how doc, last thing I remembered last night is being drunk and looking up easy hedgehog cosplays”

[@---jh3gy]

This is so underrated

[@NoLongerTheCEO]

I agree

[@sawlie9]

sounds like a fun saturday

[@fxckinnefor]

600th like

[@sawlie9]

@@fxckinnefor unliked and liked again, take that idiot

[@daemonoferror557]

Theories so far: 1. Someone has a voodoo doll of us. 2. Clemmons or Corvus believed we had healing powers and decided to test it, and then were too lazy to remove the objects themselves. 3. Margaret took up sewing, and mistook us for a pin cushion. Wasn't aware that screws, nails, thumbtacks, and push pins aren't needed in sewing. 4. We fell off the cliff leading to "The Pit of Stuffed Animals and Giant Soft Pillows", which was very horribly named.

[@davidm6866]

Was the pit next to it named Sharp Objects Valley?

[@SweetflyRachel]

Or it could be an experiment in acupuncture?

[@andimoz]

Sean Paige 5. all of the above

[@mcjax101]

Theory 5 I forgot my Spanish lesson and the duo lingo bird got to me

[@sickna-sty3244]

yeah i go with 4.

[@sas-eq4yz]

"There's no blood. Either that or you don't have any blood" *Me trying to hide the fact that i am a fungus*

[@samred007]

an fungus

[@sas-eq4yz]

@@samred007 yeah im gonna edit

[@heiljesus511]

@@sas-eq4yz dumbass sas ass

[@Bawks_FEET]

I kind of like it saying "an fungus" better lol

[@robertmiller9983]

Last of us theme plays

[@TheBladeOfTheHero]

Alternative POV: You couldn’t find the hay in the needle stack

[@helixgames_sw3537]

Best thing I’ve ever heard all day thank you

[@rossanderson4156]

@@helixgames_sw3537 I know this kid who thinks you're real, should I say I found your KZbin channel or what?

[@dimebag_jack105]

@@rossanderson4156 yes, do that, and update us on his reaction

[@xI-MIKE-Ix]

@@dimebag_jack105 I second this

[@DefinetelyNotAnAlien]

I was thinking about commenting that, haha, you beat me to it 😂

[@titanusmesa]

POV: You're that one drawer of random stuff that every dad has and refuses to throw away because 'I might need it for something'.

[@Bun.Ultimate.Author]

I feel called out on my dad's behalf

[@ash-je7th]

We have a drawer and closet of my dads random stuff

[@senatorsemen]

I don’t live with my dad so it’s just a drawer of straws, candles and McDonald’s sauces that my ma has collected over the years

[@ikindadrawstuff]

My mom has a drawer like that and we've had the same 9V battery in there for years... we can't charge it and I'm pretty sure it's dead ;-;

[@notyouraveragesamurai8938]

Check to see if you find the screw. Which one? It's in the drawer i have stuff in. The random drawer? Yes.

[@jackdeathawsome]

Other asmr channels: "I'm gunna give you a nice face massage and apply some creams and moisturizers!" ER: "I'm gunna pull sharp objects out of your face and apply an antiseptic."

[@nowellahhh]

jackdeathawsome both of these float my boat ⛵️

[@Xiassen]

And thats why we love him

[@nyhyl]

@@Xiassen Yup, that's why he love him!

[@hannahmadison107]

Let's remember Angelicas video of her crucifying us, and honestly the rest of her videos and compare them with this

[@meepitex2506]

Remember talking squash

[@arius63]

I should've known the free acupuncture was a scam.

[@novaxwisteria564]

🤣🤣

[@chrryszn]

arius - my first chuckle in a two days, nice

[@flohwalzer]

lmao oohh 😭😭

[@sparrow8950]

666 likes sorry i cant like

[@nutmeg036]

I wanna like your comment but it’s 666 so.

[@lilsmarties5347]

ER: "are you in any pain?" Me: yes, immense pain after a face hugger porcupine tried to attac- ER: "No, quite peculiar"

[@highadmiraljt5853]

Lil' Smarties Nerves broke

[@maximumaction1125]

I said Benjamin blew me up and he covers for him the calming bastard

[@the_protectorof_smols3563]

Oh God face hugger porcupine hybrid....just *WHY?!* This is proof science has gone too far

[@connorhammond4193]

I do find it funny that he’s like if I wasn’t a doctor I would just look at this art 😂🤦🏻‍♂️ clearly the NHS needed to of left some doctors away from fighting the Coronavirus 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@chegg924]

High Admiral J.T. 1000th like

[@Robcart_Downey_Junyart]

Any normal person: finding a needle in a hay stack ER: finding a person in a needle stack

[@Harmonyjinxs0]

That made my day

[@FRElHEIT]

Just like Sandy and Spongebob

[@bluntfishtrauma]

do normal people find needles in haystacks???

[@Elly_Mclane]

Yes

[@L4v4molly]

@@bluntfishtrauma NO. They find You amongst the heavenly stars that glimmer in the sky in the darkest of nights.

[@RatOfTheWoods]

*Timestamps!* 0:00 Intro/Explaining things/Asking you questions 2:35 Flashlight/Admiring your face 6:15 Tweezers/Tapping on sharp objects 8:02 Removing sharp objects from your face (with hands & with tweezers) & occasional tapping 36:38 Asking if your face is ok 37:05 Tearing open alcohol wipe 37:31 Wiping face with alcohol wipe 39:29 Applying bandages to face 43:23 "Outro"/Finishing the work on your face & telling you what will happen next 44:07 Admiring sharp objects that were once in your face (tapping)

[@gales6064]

thanks also enby rights

[@giadaaa5238]

Thank you!

[@blitzkrieg7353]

Admiring my face? Wow, I know im ugly, but calm down :(

[@nicname3147]

@Kyle Doogan *slow clapping intensifies*

[@josebalaclava8904]

My dude, I was just looking for that, thank you so much 🙏

[@natsudragneel7516]

The way the light hit the objects was very fascinating and felt like a kaleidoscope, very nice job with this! The world’s most dangerous DIY acupuncture

[@denniscowe3289]

It felt like an eye spy

[@GOAK_1]

i was expecting some LEGO pieces in there but oh well

[@habotell]

Don’t you also hate when you accidentally get *various sharp objects* embedded in your face?

[@Izuku_Midoriya-oi2cx]

tenction it happens all the time

[@Mr.Scott86]

@@Izuku_Midoriya-oi2cx happens to me every Monday, really annoying after a while

[@braydenrampagewallace3187]

Yes don’t you hate it

[@Necrom6]

Who said it was an accident?

[@spiderpiller2522]

@@Necrom6 are you ok?

[@jonf5620]

The school nurse would just give me a mint and send me back to class.

[@miseriie1472]

Damn not even serious enough for ice cubes in a zip lock bag.

[@MRR19]

Trn_joni Dickhead

[@akoreansregards1091]

Y'all get mints? We just get a saltine

[@dandyderby2491]

Ryan Ace Cervantes y’all get saltines we just got ice in a bag

[@murdocsgreenasshole662]

Dandy Derby i used to fake hitting my leg every day so I could go to the nurse and get a pack of ice I could eat💀

[@iacentralfishing5610]

just imagine being a Trauma doc and reading this on a chart “patient slammed his face into a container full of sharps for the tingles”

[@naughtymelon6712]

“Worth it”

[@Issengan]

Tis But A Scratch

[@MidKnightKid98]

What would you do for tingles?

[@ASuspiciousCrab]

@@Issengan No it isn't, your arm's off!

[@Issengan]

@@ASuspiciousCrab this aint lego its still there it just took some selective invisibility potion

[@Darkmage1293]

Me: "2020 can't get any worse." *Later* Ephemeral Rift: "Wow. How did you get all those sharp objects stuck in your face?"

[@saturnlol6025]

E

[@1ksubswithnovids2]

@@saturnlol6025 *albert entered the chat*

[@warrenemilyhamilton9829]

EEEEEE darn diddly dang

[@killua6189]

Darkmage1293 I like you profile pic aot❤️

[@lrr_xx8366]

Me: W-W HOW! WHAT THE- doc, _are_you_sure_tho?_

[@ojassahu6282]

21:40 says we're halfway there 43:20 done. Absolute precision. Amazing🔥

[@BeastPosessedDegenerate]

What you love to see

[@ian-ht1nf]

damn. how did you even noticed though

[@Hugo_Balls08]

@@ian-ht1nfremember dude, he’s a doctor from Arkham Sanitarium

[@Codename_brutas]

👏 that 👏 is 👏 poggers 👏

[@3B0NY]

@@Codename_brutasnever comment again

[@sad-clown]

*_doctor please I'm slowly bleeding out to death please help me, doctor please stop whispering it's been 45 minutes I'm going to die-_*

[@Ezralamusica]

It’s 5am and I’m currently wheezing at this comment

[@awalkingfire2176]

Well... that puts quite a turn of the story.

[@YaboiAware]

Posh English Narrator: "By the time the doctor had plucked all of the sharp objects from the patient's face, they had since bled out uncontrollably and turned the doctor's office into a Satanic swimming pool"

[@sleepinginmoss]

@@YaboiAware LMFAOO

[@jadetheslime3140]

@@YaboiAware i can imagine him sounding like the narrator from stanley parable.

[@WomanInBlacc]

can you believe this guy genuinely spends at least 45 minutes to 2 frikkin hours of continuous hand movements and whispering which is actually so hard, to create that standard level of good content for us to relax and aid in sleeping peacefully. wow man, great job:) THANK YOU

[@raspberrymuffin9997]

You know this is his job, right?

[@metalhead522]

Raspberry Muffin you know how difficult it could be for any average person, right?

[@strawbebbiejam]

I dont know many other ASMRtists that can pull off these kinds of videos week after week!

[@grantmcdonald9955]

Metalhead its an acquired skill

[@YourboiSFR]

“Does that feel better?” “Apart from the 200 holes in my face I feel fine”

[@AtomicJay1]

Never been better.

[@Laj15]

@@AtomicJay1 😂😂😂😂😂

[@daimeinkahle112]

*Sqeezes face* HUMANADE

[@worthman9644]

Haha

[@chloesibilla8199]

your pores are clear as FUUUUCH rn

[@hi_crow]

Rift: “Does it hurt?” Me: “I am bleeding everywhere.”

[@brelahwomack]

GOD loves you and he wants to be in your life. Please let him him guide your life❤️❤️

[@bigbouncy]

@@brelahwomack ??

[@jadetheslime3140]

@@brelahwomack no thanks, i have wayward compass.

[@exefs]

@@brelahwomack stfu

[@Frostban3]

@@brelahwomack ñ

[@nataliegill4656]

Rift: “It’s quite beautiful in a horrific way. Like a work of art” Will Graham: “This is my final design”

[@exittierone]

This isn't Corvus?

[@nataliegill4656]

Kaaarm yep just noticed my mistake

[@genesisosuna]

That's some Ed Gein shit right there

[@nataliegill4656]

Genesis Osuna For real lol

[@Noodles4Anime]

You'd think Will of all people could have the human decency to finish us off instead of leaving us in pain.

[@louthinator]

headcanon for this: we're an SCP/anomaly/creature whose face generates a strong magnetic force when we are stressed or anxious, so by giving us some relaxation, the field lessens and the metal can be pulled out.

[@damienbailey227]

That would actually be a really cool SCP

[@puddingcat4959]

Do you mind if i draw this?

[@UnoTheDestroyer]

@@puddingcat4959 please would be pretty cool and funny

[@j-io06]

ᴛʜɪs ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇʟʏ ᴀᴡᴇsᴏᴍᴇ.

[@louthinator]

@@puddingcat4959go ahead, I don't have a problem with this

[@G_Dog253]

Him: "Are you experiencing any pain?" Pinhead: "I AM PAIN."

[@kinggeorgetheiii1501]

Who you callin pinhead

[@kinggeorgetheiii1501]

Amaree Sutton no I’m dirty dan your pinhead

[@talesofacrookedmouth]

*proceeds to blend Rift's face*

[@nebula_kai]

Almighty push

[@DragonPanda]

Almighty pushpin

[@akanthódiskardiá]

Us: * Face full of sharp objects * The doctor: * Praying to Chtulhu, reminiscing his teachers, flirting with us *

[@brelahwomack]

GOD loves you and he wants to be in your life. Please let him him guide your life❤️❤️

[@rapikor]

@@brelahwomack No thank you, I don't want god to be in my life personally

[@focalpoint._]

Please, please, call him Kevin, Cthulhu’s only a nickname.

[@iferawhite7661]

@@brelahwomack no thanks, I already have Jesus up my ass

[@kamadosdead]

​@@brelahwomack ew no.

[@NickHokin]

After this video it is 100% proven fact that Ephemeral Rift will never run out of ASMR video ideas.

[@kairussj5_jaeger762]

This video definitely proves it

[@NickHokin]

@@kairussj5_jaeger762 Facts

[@ghostiezoja]

“It must all be on the surface” as he’s UNSCREWING SOMETHING that would imply that it was deeper that the surface

[@digiorniboy]

Maybe we just have thick skin

[@maximumaction1125]

@SHTTRDMX [GD] no

SHTTRDMX [GD] no

[@vstorm8339]

That is why my theory is that you are dead and ER just couldn't care less

[@-SaintUK-]

@@vstorm8339 explains where there is no blood

[@rileyhair8263]

Imagine walking in a room and your dad is whispering to a camera buried in sharp crap

[@emily_thegamer1472]

He went to go get the milk for my face... ;u;

[@typoshrine4531]

this is the first time a comment has made me lol in real time

[@thymementomoriii]

For real I want this man to be my father, he has the best variety of subjects in his channel and he seems so wholesome :' D

[@maggiem6209]

Honestly, I would be worried I'd bust out bark-laughing and ruin the take. Because you know these awesome ASMR vids look batshit insane I'm real time.

[@ultra_fern_forest]

i wonder if he has a room dedicated to recording with a sign taped on the door

[@theeraticbanjoman3595]

This is why I love thia channel, cause he isn't like the usual ASMR, he takes it up a notch and makes it a whole story XD

[@hartlandmckeown3170]

“Are you feeling any pain? None? Good” *proceeds to tap and poke the sharp objects lodged inside my face*

[@thanosdevito]

If you weren't feeling any pain then, *_you're feelin' it now!_*

[@naughtymelon6712]

*this is fine*

[@okmae._.]

*i am perfectly fine.*

[@augustinegonzalez9356]

OuR fAcE * Communism TwT *

[@MRR19]

Where’s the pinned comment? Because without it it’s kinda pointless

[@EdgeOfLight]

ok you win

[@fart360]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA

[@justobi8048]

Bud um Bshhhhh

[@maxlinteater7237]

we have a winner, everybody

[@santeriairaksinen398]

He pulled it off already!

[@chasedavisson56]

POV: You’re not Dirty Dan, therefore making you Pinhead Larry.

[@FloraComet]

Who you calling a Pinhead?

[@regirock7313]

No I’m dirty dan

[@Strifeu]

steely dan

[@chariotrequiem8547]

@@Strifeu ha

[@INFERNALREQUIEMMUSIC]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@Ludlose]

Anyone else get insane tingles just from him saying “Peculiar”?

[@kingglitch1]

yep

[@captainghosty9336]

Peculiarly :D

[@natemalnaa1]

"When you said you got screwed, this is not exactly what I had in mind"

[@Leviathanatopsis]

dont give him any ideas 😀

[@RRTSMPlayz]

(flashbacks to the prequel) Welp, now that you mentioned it-

[@Vulgun]

ER: "Your face looks like a work of art." Me: "Gee, thanks for *pointing* that out."

[@nutbutterbruh4405]

(•=•)> out

[@patriciamorrison1957]

HAHA HA HAHA HA VERY FUNNY but seriously that's actually funny

[@sydneybrooks6038]

Beautiful pun there

[@yasminacamilia730]

Guess you could say we were looking sharp that day 🤔

[@bucket8967]

Exits this way ==>

[@jeremiahooms4716]

POV - you’re the thing people are looking for in Eye Spy books.

[@tsuyuasui2334]

I just got a memory I forgot I had

[@jeremiahooms4716]

Tsuyu Asui yeah I loved those books

[@Chloe-gg1wi]

BEST ONE YET!!

[@Justinewichael]

get 1M likes now

[@Josephistry]

@@tsuyuasui2334 holy fuck, same

[@paganparanormal7655]

ER: "How did this happen?" Me: "Doc, I got to honest. I don't know but all I remember is Corvus...."

[@kingglitch1]

yes

[@RRTSMPlayz]

It is though till he wiped out memories

[@misatakahiro1823]

It reminds me of those weird realistic I Spy books as a kid

[@zachbugg9667]

Misa Takahiro YESS this comment unlocked a memory I’ve been trying to explain to my parents

[@oofgang7756]

Fuck. Yes.

[@regirock7313]

I have like 5 of those creepy hyper realistic books also crash box tv

[@alicewilson1627]

Misa Takahiro I loved those books so much! 😁

[@ryukoreshir5414]

bro, that conjectured up long lost memories from my childhood I haven't thought about in a long, long, time.

[@flangleguys]

*Spongebob:* "Im Pinhead Larry!" *Patrick:* "No, IM Pinhead Larry" *Me, in the hospital with sharp things stuck to my face:* Guys...

[@coolguyx14]

I'm Dirty Dan

[@DeadSpacedOut]

@@coolguyx14 No, I'M Dirty Dan!

[@simoncowell6365]

Deadspace493 NO! I am!!! 😡

[@DeadSpacedOut]

@@simoncowell6365 Quiet down, Lemon Fowl

[@MinorSpiffy]

Who you calling pin head...

[@bennygokgoye3974]

The Arrow to the Knee guy has no excuse anymore

[@3dshigechi117]

You mean guards from Skyrim?

[@Snomadu]

Caleb Tam no he didnt

[@DeadSpacedOut]

I used to be an adventurer like him...

[@conradmotz6206]

...until I took an arrow to the knee.

[@3dshigechi117]

@@Snomadu k

[@Mixxtanius]

"Let me know if you feel any pain" Oh yeah no pain whatsoever just the feeling of *NAILS BEING PULLED OUT OF MY FACE* "Your feeling great? Good!" Yeah sure

[@Filollisejmina]

Adreline is a thinf

[@aidanjude2110]

This takes ‘plucking away your negativity’ to a whole new level

[@johnny117rico4]

Underrated comment of the day

[@tranquility5953]

@@johnny117rico4 Underrated reply of the day

[@yadigwhatimschwazzin]

Psycho Underrated reply to a reply of the day

[@minteaness]

punqstar underrated reply to another underrated reply replying to an underrated reply of the day responding to to an underrated comment of the day

[@petewotb]

The replies are tooconfusin

[@CBCsolar]

Uncle E: Do you know how this happened? Masochists: *Sweating nervously*

[@asheru2649]

Motivat0r :5 *sweats nervously while moaning softly*

[@CBCsolar]

@@asheru2649 *Confused screaming*

[@annikagreinke7956]

Can y'all not be horny FOR FIVE MINUTES

[@zendoer]

i feel c a l l e d o u t

[@sparrowart9588]

Annika Greinke impossible

[@arialauritzen]

there was more than one needle in the haystack.

[@mika4050]

😂😂😂 I dunno. Lemme see if there is more *shoves face in haystack*

[@dannymarcum7166]

Hay in the needle stack

[@Strifeu]

*where is the money lebowski*

[@makiroll8720]

Come to think of, there was no hay in the haystack, perhaps it was a needle stack and I jumped into the wrong pile

[@turt18]

When you turn up the volume a bit cause it’s asmr and suddenly mr beast is yelling at you.

[@BeastPosessedDegenerate]

💀💀💀

[@mushy_pancake]

I HAVE A CHALLENGE FOR YOU GO INTO YOUR BROWSER AND DOWLOAD HONEY

[@kiaraunderfell]

Not the honey ad 💀

[@-cold-1761]

MISTARBEAST

[@amunkistows4888]

Dr. T: "Technical" Ephemeral Rift: "Peculiar"

[@redballoon9007]

Wilsa Wolf “Peculiar technicality”

[@huey1547]

@@redballoon9007 Hotel: "Triviago"

[@nightowl2558]

Wilsa Wolf ayyy dr T

[@superhuffpuff]

@@redballoon9007 technical peculiarity

[@rebeccawhite2063]

Every other ASMR channel: Welcome, we have a plethora of triggers such as barber and selfcare noises, relaxing delta waves and others such as nerve exams. ER: Ah, I see someone has thrown a *fucking toolbox* at you. Sit down, I'll be your doctor filling in for our usual swamp creature.

[@soup2074]

When shit gets real in the garage

[@sniper2964]

Lol gj

[@fedra5873]

Your Last name is racist

[@CodyRockLee13]

@@fedra5873 ???

[@fedra5873]

It says white

[@harlekin9368]

"You have any Idea how these ended up in your face?" me after meeting up with the Sharp Objects Man: *sweats*

[@JasBluck]

4 yrs ago and i still come back to it everyday

[@gamejockey9978]

“Any discomfort or pain? No? Must all be on the surface.” “Not really, I can feel them scratching the bone. Morphine and Vicodin just work reeealllly well.”

[@croquettes1937]

We got some Gorden Freeman levels of morphine

[@MrToasterWaffles]

@@croquettes1937 *Welcome to the HEV Mark 4 Protective System, for use in hazardous environment conditions.*

[@dutysoldier628]

Have you tried *overdosing* ?

[@gabrielsanchez3298]

Benzos n oxys are my favs can’t do them too often tho

[@mrchimpanzee6987]

Sounds like house md

[@landonpuckett1767]

This must be what your phone sees when you've shattered the screen

[@kobenotcoby6275]

Landon Puckett lol

[@glacierplayz2150]

Probably

[@stcannoli9895]

Dude it’s a joke it’s not literal

[@kamipoop7552]

Lol

[@KaijuFenrir]

It's what the FBI sees 😉

[@IAMCORNONTHECOB]

"Staples, what were you using, a stapler?" No, a printer.

[@wearenumberonebutimaperson]

It's funny because the printer at my college can staple shit! haha

[@clumsiiconfidant5780]

We Are number one but its a youtube account Printer: I am no longer going to be a regular printer, since I am not like others. I shall become a printer sTaPlEr-

[@chlaciecc]

OML LOL

[@unorthibox]

I prefer the microwave

[@bruvlegion]

“I’m not sure if you can see me through that....mess” Pretty sure I can see through my life

[@probablyContext]

thats because your *life is drifting away*

[@jordanpiper3792]

POV: your an eraser in a kindergarten classroom

[@mr.pooply-ff3vf]

pencil: let's dive in.

[@sowfy9773]

😂

[@jojobod]

*my algebra class

[@octane6684]

And primary school...And secondary school

[@triangularsphere]

My earazers

[@emptycarrots4051]

Rift: You didn't do this just to come see me, did you? Me: *_sweats nervously_*

[@xertaii2cones758]

Very underrated 😂😂👍

[@wyv_3rn]

😳

[@RRTSMPlayz]

Me: well all I think is.. I was uh.. Sent by a plague doctor?

[@AlfieLawson]

Alt title: When you get jumped by skeletons from minecraft

[@joshmun9343]

Alfie Lawson underrated comment

[@mikehunt2393]

Josh Mun agreed

[@Agent-ux2vo]

And your friend decided to join in

[@eijirokirishima9970]

@@Agent-ux2vo 😂

[@wearenegritoz1089]

Why you aren't pinned by ER?

[@FwOrchid]

"Your face is a work of art as it is" me: oh stHAP *blush*

[@savi7171]

As someone with mild trypanophobia and an addiction to ASMR, you can mark me down as very relaxed and simultaneously very distressed.

[@RIBB0T]

Same here!!!

[@sean4916]

Good ASMR, but the implications churn my innards

[@kaileystark9039]

@Tianna Albertson that's awful I hope you get out of that situation

[@the_protectorof_smols3563]

@Tianna Albertson ...I recommend morning FAT AWAY when your checks older like "you will never find me again" far

[@liminalgamer935]

"If I didn't work here, I'd be tempted to leave them in" Thanks, I'm in severe pain

[@brelahwomack]

GOD loves you and he wants to be in your life. Please let him him guide your life❤️❤️

[@dogekingreal]

God does?

[@zezenkop412]

@@brelahwomack i donot think so

[@WheelieBinKet]

@@brelahwomack There is no god.

[@thememelord5975]

@@WheelieBinKet of course there isn’t I killed him

[@dr0wzee0101]

Never have I felt so relaxed while having about 80 sharp, deadly objects pulled from my face.

[@iamcorgi._.6887]

Your profile like bold and bwaahh!

[@lukeward6852]

you mean this isnt a one time thing??

[@kacerss]

him : “are you experiencing any pain in your face ?” me : “yes , i have 200 paper pins in my face literally covering my face .” him : “no ? okay .”

[@andylovesbats4566]

"There's no blood. Either that or you don't have any blood" *Mark Zuckerberg shivers nervously*

[@F3yris]

Either what?

[@andylovesbats4566]

@@F3yris Either the fact that there is no blood in the wound, or you don't have any blood at all :)

[@F3yris]

@@andylovesbats4566 oh that makes sense

[@daimeinkahle112]

*Shivers in raptile person*

[@autumnbella1019]

*shivers*

[@bean_eater1209]

POV: you wanted to see what was in the yellow bin in the doctor's office

[@alexs6746]

House of Beans I was gonna make this comment

[@vincentbeaudoin]

Wild

[@killshotking1502]

Cursed

[@agiwithaname3192]

What..?

[@killshotking1502]

@@agiwithaname3192 Dr.s put used needles in a yellow hazard bin..... Smh

[@w00fm4n8]

Ephemeral Rift: "Do you know how this happened" me: i finished watching hell-raiser and wanted to cosplay. :(

[@the_protectorof_smols3563]

Get a like for obscure horror reference

[@threeco2350]

it's the opposite of obscure

[@the_protectorof_smols3563]

@@threeco2350 you'd be surprised how few people actually know about the wonde gem that is hellraiser

[@Marz-bar]

@@the_protectorof_smols3563 not going to lie I am one of those people

[@BIGDAWG91331]

That was a good one i said i was on the set of a jack ass movie

[@Uraganasviesulas]

I fought an army of ninjas and vikings and millitary guys. That's the only reason this happend. I definitely didn't shove my face in my grandma's "biscuit" box

[@iosaf9018]

What i see after i read that my cactus can grow healthier if i show affection:

[@yamum361]

Stfu

[@iosaf9018]

shut me yourself 😳

[@yamum361]

Iosaf No 🤮🖕🏽

[@PPCAPOGAMING]

@@iosaf9018 I know the other guy rejected but may I? 🥵

[@iosaf9018]

@@PPCAPOGAMING yeah of course, u seem polite

[@swag_fish03]

Imagine this in VR. VR ASMR is something that needs to happen. You could just lay back in bed without needing to lift a phone. Edit: Thanks for the tips, but I much prefer sticking needles and such into my face and pulling them out with along with him.

[@Twohundredeleven]

O m g. This would be so awesome,,

[@Trooper_1015]

Only problem is that you're probably wearing a headset and also there's most likely a screen in your eyes.

[@BobBob-pj3qo]

pierreG does vr asmr with a 360 degree view camera that you don’t need a headset for because you can move the camera with your finger though you can use a headset if you have one.

[@boodaboop7246]

ThatDinoGuy I think oculus/Facebook said they were gonna stop making those

[@Deathstroke1394]

Also having the problem of shutting off the device after a long period

[@awesomechaos4034]

ER: “Do you know how this happened?” Me: “So there’s this guy who calls himself Jigsaw...”

[@EntitledJokerVA]

He find you too? Dwight didn't help me escape.

[@Dubb12]

Ohhh hahaha I remember this scene in the movie

[@JS-iu3ce]

Take the hatch lmao

[@brooklyn998]

i guess he wanted to play a game

[@somniumwingz6858]

The mix of Dead By Daylight and Saw is hilarious to me-

[@saularias365]

How did I get all of these pins attached to all of my face... one word: Corvus

[@RRTSMPlayz]

I thought no one knows that's Corvus but I'm not the only one

[@saularias365]

@@RRTSMPlayz that video was the only reason I came back here to say that but I gotchu 😎

[@RRTSMPlayz]

@@saularias365 ah you caught me

[@fmradio4908]

Relevant

[@soyouaretired62802]

i read that as coronavirus for somereason

[@n05ht]

I'm getting mixed feelings from this. On one side, this is relaxing, but on the other side, *my face is full of sharp objects* .

[@syncopatedglory]

his voice is so soothing but the visual is horrifying!!

[@DeadSpacedOut]

@@chrispbenson1 Ok hello there

[@Pupqet]

You can't feel though, as said at 36:50 >:( >:( >:( >:( Get your facts right

[@santox_8104]

@@Pupqet fricking nerd

[@efrenangelcespedes6900]

Welcome to Ephemeral’s Rift Chanel!

[@TeamRFX]

The man had the opportunity to name it ‘The Ephemeral Rift Emergency Room’, or ‘The ER ER’, and he missed it. Damn.

[@johngarry3723]

What about Herr ER's ER

[@justobi8048]

-"GUYS GET HIM TO THE ER!" -"Which one?" -ER'S ER!!!

[@carmen-janebychkova3516]

😱

[@LittleShayman]

He already has a video called a visit to the er

[@vl1asdfasdf]

TERER sounds like terror, which is why it's not included.

[@mcsweeneyeva]

Him: are you feeling any pain? *me with millions of sharp objects in my face* Me: nAh nOt rEaLLy

[@Jackcooper658]

tis but a scratch

[@RealRickyCrow]

No thanks

[@NoraValkyrie20]

Sans The skeleton nice Monty python reference

[@sgt.flippy2389]

I’m pumped with adrenaline after jumping into that needle stack so it doesn’t hurt now but it will soon so hurry please. Oh it’ll take 45 minutes well my last words are gonna be all the regrets

[@henrystickmin224]

Humst'ive

[@doperas_]

I'm kind of disappointed he didn't start off with the "I hope you're doing well" while he looks at our mutilated face lmao

[@flashbackfrank8781]

ER:"Are you experiencing any pain?" Me: *AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH SWEET GOD THE TACKS ARE IN MY EYES. AUUUGHHHH!!!!* ER: "None whatsoever? GREAT" Didn't know this was meant to simulate actual doctors.

[@bottleoflisterine7599]

Comment feels like a conversation with my friends Me: Hey guys wazzup My friends: *AHHHHHHHHHH OH SWEET GOD HE’S ALIVE!!!* Me: nice to see y’all too!

[@replacableVessel]

@@bottleoflisterine7599 I..... have several questions of what happen before

[@bottleoflisterine7599]

@@replacableVessel It’s actually not very interesting. All I did was join a discord call and my friends acted like that. You get used to it

[@replacableVessel]

@@bottleoflisterine7599 i was thinking they killed and buried you, that is why they screamed XD

[@bottleoflisterine7599]

@@replacableVessel not yet. One of my friends has dibs on my first death

[@TheOdyssei]

"There's another one right there." Me: _With at least a hundred needles in my face_ "... *your gonna have to be a bit more specific on where, doc.* "

[@AD-ov5rt]

Ephemeral Rift: "Do you have any enemies here at the sanitarium?" Me: "Other than Cthulhu?"

[@dovahcatgaming922]

Wait what -

[@croquettes1937]

Cuthulhu's a b-

[@Angiesunshine13]

MissWhovian SHUT YOUR MOUTH LADY THIS IS A FAMILY FRIENDLY CHANNEL

[@dabadeedabadoo4191]

@@croquettes1937 WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH

[@EnzolioLP]

His name is Kevin.

[@Viktor_Von_Him]

POV: you're reading POV comments that are making fun of POV comments

[@SupaSillyThyme]

I bet your one of those people to say “omg I never got so many likes before thank you so much!!!” Then put crying emojis at the end, fuck your.

[@SupaSillyThyme]

Anti spelling correction and grammar activated.

[@bluntfishtrauma]

@@SupaSillyThyme telling my friends this, typos and all, whenever they say something stupid, thank you

[@ultra_fern_forest]

@@SupaSillyThyme sheeeeeeeeeeesh not the “fuck your” u killed them man

[@BeastPosessedDegenerate]

💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣💀🤣💀💀💀🤣💀💀🤣🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣💀🤣💀💀💀🤣💀💀🤣💀🤣💀💀🤣🤣💀

[@midkey_eddie2750]

No one: Me: waiting for him to pick the thing ive been looking at the whole video

[@DragonBarf95]

@@azardocarvalho literally no one uses "I" in this instance. Stop replying with it

[@DragonBarf95]

LMAO the grammar Nazi deleted their comment.

[@DragonBarf95]

@Potato Gameplays you can find him in similar posts using "me:" posts. He feels the need to correct everyone and I called him out on it. He insulted me then deleted it. Little coward

[@DragonBarf95]

@Potato Gameplays thats the internet for ya.

[@takenbydana85]

@@DragonBarf95 i-

[@MalakSmalak]

Me: 'Mom can we get an acupuncture?' Mom: 'No, we have acupuncture at home' Acupuncture at home:

[@hammedburger3712]

This comment is gonna get a lot of likes, I'm predicting it.

[@do8mdaddy]

lol

[@jochumm6099]

For once she's right, though.

[@EcdElite]

Me laughing nervously because idk what that is

[@datboi2250]

It's more of a street acupuncture. By your friendly ASMR hoodlooms

[@AbyssalPlague]

I'm getting flashbacks from Sandy telling SpongeBob to find the hay in the needlestack.

[@samred007]

ahhh, no...

[@regirock7313]

Outrageous Gaming ahhh yes

[@annecanman8340]

I watched that 2 days ago

[@allysongillespie7372]

Doctor pulls out a needle: “a sewing needle” Me: “damn, that’s crazy”

[@MewMe00]

Me: *Screaming because I have a bunch of pins in my face at school* The school nurse: *HeReS aN iCe PaCk*

[@CrazyGamer-eg9jt]

Little Things have a wet paper towel

[@arielsigalbein3062]

The school that still has a nurse. I don't.

[@7x_c.7]

I spit my knee open at school once They didnt give me a bandage or anything like that They just put a wet green scummy paper towel on my 7cm cut knee (baring in mind I was in complete agony)

[@skaiafourthirteen]

@@7x_c.7 dang. *trash nurse*

[@okay-fz9lm]

not even an ice pack. my school nurse would give me a cough drop.

[@joshuasloan5784]

ER: Do you feel pain whatsoever? Me with a nail in my jaw and a needle in my eyesocket: ... no ...

[@sinwithagrin4243]

You know a lady had a butcher knofe inthe back of her neck and didnt know it. The daughter noticed it when she finally got home after going to the bank, grocery store, and laundromat

[@13Aurora13]

A man got shot in the skull by his wife while he was sleeping and had a terrible headache so he called his doctor just to find a bullet in his skull. (I assume she had terrible aim or he had something in his head otherwise I don’t know how it would have worked out that way)

[@usern0th1ng]

You can sometimes not feel any pain if something is deeply embedded in your skin for example when a wood splinter gets in your foot or hand you don’t always experience pain unless you press on it or something like that but i assure you it’s not always painful

[@brelahwomack]

GOD loves you and he wants to be in your life. Please let him him guide your life❤️❤️

[@usern0th1ng]

@@brelahwomack The fuck is wrong with you

[@prismgames]

"Do you know how this happened?" "So ya know there's this secret society called SCP And I sta-" "Say no more"

[@GhostReTr0]

Isn't there this one scp wich is a bunch of sharp Objects 😅

[@tarvished]

Yea

[@tarvished]

@@GhostReTr0 there was a termination attempt with me being what was trying to be terminated

[@brelahwomack]

GOD loves you and he wants to be in your life. Please let him him guide your life❤️❤️

[@prismgames]

@@brelahwomack You know you're probably not making anybody believe in God by doing that? People have to find God on their own, including me.

[@Yafaveee18e7]

My mom would’ve been like- “this is what happens when you’re annoying to your siblings” 😭

[@BeastPosessedDegenerate]

🤣🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀💀💀💀💀🤣💀💀💀💀💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀💀💀🤣💀💀💀🤣🤣💀🤣🤣💀

[@lilly2-8]

@@BeastPosessedDegenerate bro?

[@Simonghostisalegend]

Tell me about it

[@ComatoseState]

Do you need therapy?

[@sayori-chan8412]

everyone: * enjoying themselves * me: " waiting for him to pull our that one green tack I've been staring at the whole video "

[@namesurname9821]

15:20 if anyone was interested

[@brelahwomack]

GOD loves you and he wants to be in your life. Please let him him guide your life❤️❤️

[@namesurname9821]

@@brelahwomack thank...you???

[@markussweat3346]

I did this with an ingrown hair vid with some gel type thing there were two pitch black obvious hairs and the dang person wouldn't pluck it

[@thatguy647]

You guys can see the colors?

[@TheCollectiveClips]

I’ve stuck around this channel for years now, I’m really proud to say your finally getting the recognition you deserve. Nearly 1 million. I’m proud of you uncle e. I remember when I literally requested “more beaking” I didn’t even think you’d see my comment but you did! You went out of your way to make someone’s wish come true and that my friend is why you deserve to get all of the recognition. Thank you for the relaxation, stay safe man.

[@steamy8905]

17:23 ER: "This is my specialty after all" Also ER: Hands shaking like it's -50 degrees

[@themonsterunderyourbed.7620]

Who needs presicion.

[@bread_of_wisdom9682]

[Deleted]

[@Sephelions]

As an artist with hands that shake like I'm in -70° weather with coffee jitters, specializing in something that needs precision almost *never* means we look like we have that precision

[@misscindyasmr]

The best visual ASMR ever! My favorite trigger. I feel so blessed 😌✨ Thank you!

[@AnomalousZoologist]

"There's no blood" If you promise not to tell the foundation where I am, I will tell you that I am secretly a toaster.

[@dr.salty.m.d.7021]

Izices I understood that reference

[@not-an-artistartist]

She understands what you meant by me.

[@MikeRosadoGaming]

Best comment. Period. 👏🏾👏🏾

[@maximumaction1125]

When the foundation finds out about this comment they be like gotcha bitch

[@rickyosborne6192]

Why do I understand this refrence

[@colossalvictory7898]

All the comments: Funny and well thought out. My easy to please brain: Haha, pinned comments.

[@SeparatiXz]

😂😂😂

[@kennethha416]

hahahaha

[@threeco2350]

because "my school nurse gives me ice" is well thought out

[@colossalvictory7898]

@@threeco2350 touche, but there are plenty of other smart comments

[@shrug1250]

Colossal Victory Komedy

[@spritepomegranate8913]

“The guidance of chief resident plague doctor Corvus Clemmings-“ *Oh Shit*

[@breckbilbrey4053]

Snow Titanic a liiiitle too close

[@MadeOfConfusion]

Awh shit, Corvus has been around for a long time now tho 😭💗

[@RosarioHawks]

It said 69 so I liked it

[@fmradio4908]

Me: [being virtually stabbed by a million tiny things] My brain: magnet.

[@kiaraunderfell]

Precisely, your brain is a magnet

[@smol_sasquatch6896]

Rift, you can always conjure tingles out of thin air with just a word. Peculiar ｐｅｃｕｌｉａｒ Ｐ ｅ ｃ ｕ ｌ ｉ ａ ｒ

[@no0b_27]

wait, how tf did you-

[@ultrahybryd7111]

P e c u l i a r

[@TheRoseCurse]

Pec u lar

[@DevilDoc31317]

🏱︎ ☜︎ 👍︎ 🕆︎ ☹︎ ✋︎ ✌︎ ☼︎

[@sallysallysallysa]

P e c u l i a r

[@gangstreG123]

Watch this in reverse and it's a mad acupuncturist with a shrapnel collection giving you an "up close" view.

[@masteroogway103]

gangstreG123 how do you watch it in reverse

[@Potato79207]

@@masteroogway103 He just sayes IF you whoud watch it in reverse. You cant watch it in reverse only the normal way

[@Lunarhowlz377]

ER: "If I wasn't working here at the sanatarium I would be inclined to not remove any of these objects" Me: 👁️👄👁️

[@Issengan]

Oh mai

[@dance2rember88exists5]

More like 👁 📌📍👄📌📍 👁

[@sinwithagrin4243]

Fair enough

[@giornogiovani3769]

.............. 👁️.....👁️ ....👄.....

[@bubblegumfox1893]

I read that as he said it

[@polarjet1833]

I don’t know how this happened doc, last thing I remember was taking a walk into the thumb tac factory

[@SupaSillyThyme]

Ze face puncture would like to know your location...