Removing Sharp Objects from Your Face | ASMR

[@EphemeralRift]

Watch the “prequel” sequel “Ze Face Puncture Experiment” here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZpqcoapojddlnJI

[@mrelosepoe4078]

Absolute genius, both of these videos have become my favorites for relaxing

[@darkestfriend7281]

Next level

[@KingOfTheRoost]

No, that one sucks. Took over half the video to get started.

[@bobveinne2439]

@@KingOfTheRoost no u

[@StephCurryMcFlurry96]

@@bobveinne2439 That meme died 2 years ago

[@chadisob3287]

This is the embodiment of how erasers feel when you’re bored

[@Emil-lf3no]

not my erasers tho, I chewed on them instead, stupid thing was I had to wait quite some time before I could use them after

[@Soulthief4056]

Emil98 how do they taste?

[@420crim3]

Haha when you stab an eraser xD

[@threeco2350]

@@420crim3 "xD"

[@acornpilled]

Pain& Ch8ns from experience I can say that erasers are “eeh”, but a little bit of salt will highly improve the taste

[@TheBladeOfTheHero]

Alternative POV: You couldn’t find the hay in the needle stack

[@helixgames_sw3537]

Best thing I’ve ever heard all day thank you

[@rossanderson4156]

@@helixgames_sw3537 I know this kid who thinks you're real, should I say I found your KZbin channel or what?

[@dimebag_jack105]

@@rossanderson4156 yes, do that, and update us on his reaction

[@xI-MIKE-Ix]

@@dimebag_jack105 I second this

[@DeathSurgeonKid]

I was thinking about commenting that, haha, you beat me to it 😂

[@jonf5620]

The school nurse would just give me a mint and send me back to class.

[@miseriie1472]

Damn not even serious enough for ice cubes in a zip lock bag.

[@MRR19]

Trn_joni Dickhead

[@akoreansregards1091]

Y'all get mints? We just get a saltine

[@dandyderby2491]

Ryan Ace Cervantes y’all get saltines we just got ice in a bag

[@murdocsgreenasshole662]

Dandy Derby i used to fake hitting my leg every day so I could go to the nurse and get a pack of ice I could eat💀

[@shrug1250]

“I don’t know how doc, last thing I remembered last night is being drunk and looking up easy hedgehog cosplays”

[@---jh3gy]

This is so underrated

[@NoLongerTheCEO]

I agree

[@solid1741]

sounds like a fun saturday

[@fxckinnefor]

600th like

[@solid1741]

@@fxckinnefor unliked and liked again, take that idiot

[@daemonoferror557]

Theories so far: 1. Someone has a voodoo doll of us. 2. Clemmons or Corvus believed we had healing powers and decided to test it, and then were too lazy to remove the objects themselves. 3. Margaret took up sewing, and mistook us for a pin cushion. Wasn't aware that screws, nails, thumbtacks, and push pins aren't needed in sewing. 4. We fell off the cliff leading to "The Pit of Stuffed Animals and Giant Soft Pillows", which was very horribly named.

[@davidm6866]

Was the pit next to it named Sharp Objects Valley?

[@SweetflyRachel]

Or it could be an experiment in acupuncture?

[@andimoz]

Sean Paige 5. all of the above

[@mcjax101]

Theory 5 I forgot my Spanish lesson and the duo lingo bird got to me

[@sickna-sty3244]

yeah i go with 4.

[@arius63]

I should've known the free acupuncture was a scam.

[@novaxwisteria564]

🤣🤣

[@chrryszn]

arius - my first chuckle in a two days, nice

[@flohwalzer]

lmao oohh 😭😭

[@sparrow8950]

666 likes sorry i cant like

[@nutmeg036]

I wanna like your comment but it’s 666 so.

[@jackdeathawsome]

Other asmr channels: "I'm gunna give you a nice face massage and apply some creams and moisturizers!" ER: "I'm gunna pull sharp objects out of your face and apply an antiseptic."

[@nowellahhh]

jackdeathawsome both of these float my boat ⛵️

[@Xiassen]

And thats why we love him

[@nyhyl]

@@Xiassen Yup, that's why he love him!

[@hannahmadison107]

Let's remember Angelicas video of her crucifying us, and honestly the rest of her videos and compare them with this

[@meepitex2506]

Remember talking squash

[@titanusmesa]

POV: You're that one drawer of random stuff that every dad has and refuses to throw away because 'I might need it for something'.

[@Bun.Ultimate.Author]

I feel called out on my dad's behalf

[@ash-je7th]

We have a drawer and closet of my dads random stuff

[@senatorsemen]

I don’t live with my dad so it’s just a drawer of straws, candles and McDonald’s sauces that my ma has collected over the years

[@ikindadrawstuff]

My mom has a drawer like that and we've had the same 9V battery in there for years... we can't charge it and I'm pretty sure it's dead ;-;

[@notyouraveragesamurai8938]

Check to see if you find the screw. Which one? It's in the drawer i have stuff in. The random drawer? Yes.

[@lilsmarties5347]

ER: "are you in any pain?" Me: yes, immense pain after a face hugger porcupine tried to attac- ER: "No, quite peculiar"

[@highadmiraljt5853]

Lil' Smarties Nerves broke

[@maximumaction1125]

I said Benjamin blew me up and he covers for him the calming bastard

[@the_protectorof_smols3563]

Oh God face hugger porcupine hybrid....just *WHY?!* This is proof science has gone too far

[@connorhammond4193]

I do find it funny that he’s like if I wasn’t a doctor I would just look at this art 😂🤦🏻‍♂️ clearly the NHS needed to of left some doctors away from fighting the Coronavirus 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@chegg924]

High Admiral J.T. 1000th like

[@G_Dog253]

Him: "Are you experiencing any pain?" Pinhead: "I AM PAIN."

[@kinggeorgetheiii1501]

Who you callin pinhead

[@kinggeorgetheiii1501]

Amaree Sutton no I’m dirty dan your pinhead

[@talesofacrookedmouth]

*proceeds to blend Rift's face*

[@nebula_kai]

Almighty push

[@DragonPanda]

Almighty pushpin

[@Darkmage1293]

Me: "2020 can't get any worse." *Later* Ephemeral Rift: "Wow. How did you get all those sharp objects stuck in your face?"

[@saturnlol6025]

E

[@1ksubswithnovids2]

@@saturnlol6025 *albert entered the chat*

[@warrenemilyhamilton9829]

EEEEEE darn diddly dang

[@killua6189]

Darkmage1293 I like you profile pic aot❤️

[@lrr_xx8366]

Me: W-W HOW! WHAT THE- doc, _are_you_sure_tho?_

[@hi_crow]

Rift: “Does it hurt?” Me: “I am bleeding everywhere.”

[@brelahwomack]

GOD loves you and he wants to be in your life. Please let him him guide your life❤️❤️

[@bigbouncy]

@@brelahwomack ??

[@jadetheslime3140]

@@brelahwomack no thanks, i have wayward compass.

[@exefs]

@@brelahwomack stfu

[@Frostban3]

@@brelahwomack ñ

[@sad-clown]

*_doctor please I'm slowly bleeding out to death please help me, doctor please stop whispering it's been 45 minutes I'm going to die-_*

[@Ezralamusica]

It’s 5am and I’m currently wheezing at this comment

[@awalkingfire2176]

Well... that puts quite a turn of the story.

[@alextunneyware]

Posh English Narrator: "By the time the doctor had plucked all of the sharp objects from the patient's face, they had since bled out uncontrollably and turned the doctor's office into a Satanic swimming pool"

[@sleepinginmoss]

@@alextunneyware LMFAOO

[@jadetheslime3140]

@@alextunneyware i can imagine him sounding like the narrator from stanley parable.

[@habotell]

Don’t you also hate when you accidentally get *various sharp objects* embedded in your face?

[@Izuku_Midoriya-oi2cx]

tenction it happens all the time

[@Mr.Scott86]

@@Izuku_Midoriya-oi2cx happens to me every Monday, really annoying after a while

[@braydenrampagewallace3187]

Yes don’t you hate it

[@Necrom6]

Who said it was an accident?

[@spiderpiller2522]

@@Necrom6 are you ok?

[@jeremiahooms4716]

POV - you’re the thing people are looking for in Eye Spy books.

[@tsuyuasui2334]

I just got a memory I forgot I had

[@jeremiahooms4716]

Tsuyu Asui yeah I loved those books

[@Chloe-gg1wi]

BEST ONE YET!!

[@Justinewichael]

get 1M likes now

[@Josephistry]

@@tsuyuasui2334 holy fuck, same

[@jordanpiper3792]

POV: your an eraser in a kindergarten classroom

[@mr.pooply-ff3vf]

pencil: let's dive in.

[@sowfy9773]

😂

[@jojobod]

*my algebra class

[@octane6684]

And primary school...And secondary school

[@triangularsphere]

My earazers

[@rileyhair8263]

Imagine walking in a room and your dad is whispering to a camera buried in sharp crap

[@emily_thegamer1472]

He went to go get the milk for my face... ;u;

[@typoshrine4531]

this is the first time a comment has made me lol in real time

[@thymementomoriii]

For real I want this man to be my father, he has the best variety of subjects in his channel and he seems so wholesome :' D

[@maggiem6209]

Honestly, I would be worried I'd bust out bark-laughing and ruin the take. Because you know these awesome ASMR vids look batshit insane I'm real time.

[@ultra_fern_forest]

i wonder if he has a room dedicated to recording with a sign taped on the door

[@BloodyStrauss]

Us: * Face full of sharp objects * The doctor: * Praying to Chtulhu, reminiscing his teachers, flirting with us *

[@brelahwomack]

GOD loves you and he wants to be in your life. Please let him him guide your life❤️❤️

[@rapikor]

@@brelahwomack No thank you, I don't want god to be in my life personally

[@focalpoint._]

Please, please, call him Kevin, Cthulhu’s only a nickname.

[@iferawhite7661]

@@brelahwomack no thanks, I already have Jesus up my ass

[@kamadosdead]

​@@brelahwomack ew no.

[@AlfieLawson]

Alt title: When you get jumped by skeletons from minecraft

[@joshmun9343]

Alfie Lawson underrated comment

[@mikehunt2393]

Josh Mun agreed

[@Agent-ux2vo]

And your friend decided to join in

[@eijirokirishima9970]

@@Agent-ux2vo 😂

[@wearenegritoz1089]

Why you aren't pinned by ER?

[@landonpuckett1767]

This must be what your phone sees when you've shattered the screen

[@kobenotcoby6275]

Landon Puckett lol

[@glacierplayz2150]

Probably

[@stcannoli9895]

Dude it’s a joke it’s not literal

[@kamipoop7552]

Lol

[@KaijuFenrir]

It's what the FBI sees 😉

[@louthinator]

headcanon for this: we're an SCP/anomaly/creature whose face generates a strong magnetic force when we are stressed or anxious, so by giving us some relaxation, the field lessens and the metal can be pulled out.

[@damienbailey227]

That would actually be a really cool SCP

[@puddingcat4959]

Do you mind if i draw this?

[@UnoTheDestroyer]

@@puddingcat4959 please would be pretty cool and funny

[@j-io06]

ᴛʜɪs ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇʟʏ ᴀᴡᴇsᴏᴍᴇ.

[@louthinator]

@@puddingcat4959go ahead, I don't have a problem with this

[@ojassahu6282]

21:40 says we're halfway there 43:20 done. Absolute precision. Amazing🔥

[@BeastPosessedDegenerate]

What you love to see

[@ian-ht1nf]

damn. how did you even noticed though

[@Hugo_Balls08]

@@ian-ht1nfremember dude, he’s a doctor from Arkham Sanitarium

[@Codename_brutas]

👏 that 👏 is 👏 poggers 👏

[@3B0NY]

@@Codename_brutasnever comment again

[@Vulgun]

ER: "Your face looks like a work of art." Me: "Gee, thanks for *pointing* that out."

[@nutbutterbruh4405]

(•=•)> out

[@patriciamorrison1957]

HAHA HA HAHA HA VERY FUNNY but seriously that's actually funny

[@sydneybrooks6038]

Beautiful pun there

[@yasminacamilia730]

Guess you could say we were looking sharp that day 🤔

[@bucket8967]

Exits this way ==>

[@turt18]

When you turn up the volume a bit cause it’s asmr and suddenly mr beast is yelling at you.

[@BeastPosessedDegenerate]

💀💀💀

[@mushy_pancake]

I HAVE A CHALLENGE FOR YOU GO INTO YOUR BROWSER AND DOWLOAD HONEY

[@kiaraunderfell]

Not the honey ad 💀

[@-cold-1761]

MISTARBEAST

[@iacentralfishing5610]

just imagine being a Trauma doc and reading this on a chart “patient slammed his face into a container full of sharps for the tingles”

[@naughtymelon6712]

“Worth it”

[@Issengan]

Tis But A Scratch

[@MidKnightKid98]

What would you do for tingles?

[@ASuspiciousCrab]

@@Issengan No it isn't, your arm's off!

[@Issengan]

@@ASuspiciousCrab this aint lego its still there it just took some selective invisibility potion

[@Ludlose]

Anyone else get insane tingles just from him saying “Peculiar”?

[@TheDishonorableGlitch]

yep

[@captainghosty9336]

Peculiarly :D

[@bean_eater1209]

POV: you wanted to see what was in the yellow bin in the doctor's office

[@alexs6746]

House of Beans I was gonna make this comment

[@vincentbeaudoin]

Wild

[@killshotking1502]

Cursed

[@agiwithaname3192]

What..?

[@killshotking1502]

@@agiwithaname3192 Dr.s put used needles in a yellow hazard bin..... Smh

[@nataliegill4656]

Rift: “It’s quite beautiful in a horrific way. Like a work of art” Will Graham: “This is my final design”

[@exittierone]

This isn't Corvus?

[@nataliegill4656]

Kaaarm yep just noticed my mistake

[@genesisosuna]

That's some Ed Gein shit right there

[@nataliegill4656]

Genesis Osuna For real lol

[@Noodles4Anime]

You'd think Will of all people could have the human decency to finish us off instead of leaving us in pain.

[@flangleguys]

*Spongebob:* "Im Pinhead Larry!" *Patrick:* "No, IM Pinhead Larry" *Me, in the hospital with sharp things stuck to my face:* Guys...

[@coolguyx14]

I'm Dirty Dan

[@DeadSpacedOut]

@@coolguyx14 No, I'M Dirty Dan!

[@simoncowell6365]

Deadspace493 NO! I am!!! 😡

[@DeadSpacedOut]

@@simoncowell6365 Quiet down, Lemon Fowl

[@MinorSpiffy]

Who you calling pin head...

[@paganparanormal7655]

ER: "How did this happen?" Me: "Doc, I got to honest. I don't know but all I remember is Corvus...."

[@TheDishonorableGlitch]

yes

[@RRTSMPlayz]

It is though till he wiped out memories

[@misatakahiro1823]

It reminds me of those weird realistic I Spy books as a kid

[@zachbugg9667]

Misa Takahiro YESS this comment unlocked a memory I’ve been trying to explain to my parents

[@oofgang7756]

Fuck. Yes.

[@regirock7313]

I have like 5 of those creepy hyper realistic books also crash box tv

[@alicewilson1627]

Misa Takahiro I loved those books so much! 😁

[@ryukoreshir5414]

bro, that conjectured up long lost memories from my childhood I haven't thought about in a long, long, time.

[@poons1]

Me: Doctor please help there is thousands of sharp objects tearing my face apart it hurts so bad please help me ER: *p e c u l i a r*

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

" *AHHHHHHHHHH....AHHHHH...AHHHHHEHHHHHHH* !!" "And how does that make you feel?"

[@arithestinker9810]

Last time I went to the ER they left me there for too long then a cyst on my ovary exploded

[@supernova9833]

@@arithestinker9810 bruhh

[@InvaderZim_]

Calleigh Hubick oh

[@KiaSoulEV-rt4sg]

@@arithestinker9810 damn

[@rebeccawhite2063]

Every other ASMR channel: Welcome, we have a plethora of triggers such as barber and selfcare noises, relaxing delta waves and others such as nerve exams. ER: Ah, I see someone has thrown a *fucking toolbox* at you. Sit down, I'll be your doctor filling in for our usual swamp creature.

[@soup2074]

When shit gets real in the garage

[@sniper2964]

Lol gj

[@fedra5873]

Your Last name is racist

[@CodyRockLee13]

@@fedra5873 ???

[@fedra5873]

It says white

[@JasBluck]

4 yrs ago and i still come back to it everyday

[@andylovesbats4566]

"There's no blood. Either that or you don't have any blood" *Mark Zuckerberg shivers nervously*

[@F3yris]

Either what?

[@andylovesbats4566]

@@F3yris Either the fact that there is no blood in the wound, or you don't have any blood at all :)

[@F3yris]

@@andylovesbats4566 oh that makes sense

[@daimeinkahle112]

*Shivers in raptile person*

[@autumnbella1019]

*shivers*

[@WomanInBlacc]

can you believe this guy genuinely spends at least 45 minutes to 2 frikkin hours of continuous hand movements and whispering which is actually so hard, to create that standard level of good content for us to relax and aid in sleeping peacefully. wow man, great job:) THANK YOU

[@raspberrymuffin9997]

You know this is his job, right?

[@metalhead522]

Raspberry Muffin you know how difficult it could be for any average person, right?

[@strawbebbiejam]

I dont know many other ASMRtists that can pull off these kinds of videos week after week!

[@grantmcdonald9955]

Metalhead its an acquired skill

[@Yafaveee18e7]

My mom would’ve been like- “this is what happens when you’re annoying to your siblings” 😭

[@BeastPosessedDegenerate]

🤣🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀💀💀💀💀🤣💀💀💀💀💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀💀💀🤣💀💀💀🤣🤣💀🤣🤣💀

[@lilly2-8]

@@BeastPosessedDegenerate bro?

[@Simonghostisalegend]

Tell me about it

[@ComatoseState]

Do you need therapy?

[@RatOfTheWoods]

*Timestamps!* 0:00 Intro/Explaining things/Asking you questions 2:35 Flashlight/Admiring your face 6:15 Tweezers/Tapping on sharp objects 8:02 Removing sharp objects from your face (with hands & with tweezers) & occasional tapping 36:38 Asking if your face is ok 37:05 Tearing open alcohol wipe 37:31 Wiping face with alcohol wipe 39:29 Applying bandages to face 43:23 "Outro"/Finishing the work on your face & telling you what will happen next 44:07 Admiring sharp objects that were once in your face (tapping)

[@gales6064]

thanks also enby rights

[@giadaaa6246]

Thank you!

[@blitzkrieg7353]

Admiring my face? Wow, I know im ugly, but calm down :(

[@nicname3147]

@Kyle Doogan *slow clapping intensifies*

[@josebalaclava8904]

My dude, I was just looking for that, thank you so much 🙏

[@tsuyuasui2334]

POV: you followed a DIY tutorial from 5 minute crafts

[@SealWithAGlock]

POV: you ARE a five minute craft

[@SealWithAGlock]

so we take this soda can..... and 140000 needles later we have a bazooka that doubles as a zipline. it also has a 99.999999% chance of killing you.

[@parsakondori]

Fa1nt Potato finally a funny pov comment

[@itzellaxgachax7899]

XD

[@Ozukai]

Carefree by Kevin Macleod *plays*

[@awesomechaos4034]

ER: “Do you know how this happened?” Me: “So there’s this guy who calls himself Jigsaw...”

[@EntitledJokerVA]

He find you too? Dwight didn't help me escape.

[@Dubb12]

Ohhh hahaha I remember this scene in the movie

[@JS-iu3ce]

Take the hatch lmao

[@brooklyn998]

i guess he wanted to play a game

[@somniumwingz6858]

The mix of Dead By Daylight and Saw is hilarious to me-

[@doperas_]

I'm kind of disappointed he didn't start off with the "I hope you're doing well" while he looks at our mutilated face lmao

[@bennygokgoye3974]

The Arrow to the Knee guy has no excuse anymore

[@3dshigechi117]

You mean guards from Skyrim?

[@Snomadu]

Caleb Tam no he didnt

[@DeadSpacedOut]

I used to be an adventurer like him...

[@conradmotz6206]

...until I took an arrow to the knee.

[@3dshigechi117]

@@Snomadu k

[@MewMe00]

Me: *Screaming because I have a bunch of pins in my face at school* The school nurse: *HeReS aN iCe PaCk*

[@CrazyGamer-eg9jt]

Little Things have a wet paper towel

[@arielsigalbein3062]

The school that still has a nurse. I don't.

[@S4DD_R04CH]

I spit my knee open at school once They didnt give me a bandage or anything like that They just put a wet green scummy paper towel on my 7cm cut knee (baring in mind I was in complete agony)

[@skaiafourthirteen]

@@S4DD_R04CH dang. *trash nurse*

[@okay-fz9lm]

not even an ice pack. my school nurse would give me a cough drop.

[@FwOrchid]

"Your face is a work of art as it is" me: oh stHAP *blush*

[@MRR19]

Where’s the pinned comment? Because without it it’s kinda pointless

[@EdgeOfLight]

ok you win

[@fart360]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA

[@justobi8048]

Bud um Bshhhhh

[@maxlinteater7237]

we have a winner, everybody

[@santeriairaksinen398]

He pulled it off already!

[@Uraganasviesulas]

I fought an army of ninjas and vikings and millitary guys. That's the only reason this happend. I definitely didn't shove my face in my grandma's "biscuit" box

[@gamejockey9978]

“Any discomfort or pain? No? Must all be on the surface.” “Not really, I can feel them scratching the bone. Morphine and Vicodin just work reeealllly well.”

[@croquettes1937]

We got some Gorden Freeman levels of morphine

[@MrToasterWaffles]

@@croquettes1937 *Welcome to the HEV Mark 4 Protective System, for use in hazardous environment conditions.*

[@dutysoldier628]

Have you tried *overdosing* ?

[@gabrielsanchez3298]

Benzos n oxys are my favs can’t do them too often tho

[@mrchimpanzee6987]

Sounds like house md

[@harlekin9368]

"You have any Idea how these ended up in your face?" me after meeting up with the Sharp Objects Man: *sweats*

[@MalakSmalak]

Me: 'Mom can we get an acupuncture?' Mom: 'No, we have acupuncture at home' Acupuncture at home:

[@hammedburger3712]

This comment is gonna get a lot of likes, I'm predicting it.

[@do8mdaddy]

lol

[@jochumm6099]

For once she's right, though.

[@hamedsalah80]

Me laughing nervously because idk what that is

[@datboi2250]

It's more of a street acupuncture. By your friendly ASMR hoodlooms

[@kacerss]

him : “are you experiencing any pain in your face ?” me : “yes , i have 200 paper pins in my face literally covering my face .” him : “no ? okay .”

[@pulpyorangejuice515]

This is what it looks like after fighting John wick in an office

[@uwubitchywaifuuwu3458]

MHMMMHMMM

[@darrenawesome1731]

Ikr

[@lonedeer793]

But I don't see a pencil anywhere

[@boulder164]

@@lonedeer793 the pencil broke

[@skymanlordoftheskies]

I guess if your John wick you can turn a teddy bear into a weapon

[@allysongillespie7372]

Doctor pulls out a needle: “a sewing needle” Me: “damn, that’s crazy”

[@naughtymelon6712]

I knew that free acupuncture session was too good to be true.

[@CoconutSevvie]

no replies

[@g-man1440]

no replies

[@vixel7274]

no replies

[@pineappleplaguedoc]

1 reply

[@bigwhitevan]

@@ItsAustin18 but I'm Canadian, i have free healthcare.

[@izices]

"There's no blood" If you promise not to tell the foundation where I am, I will tell you that I am secretly a toaster.

[@dr.salty.m.d.7021]

Izices I understood that reference

[@not-an-artistartist]

She understands what you meant by me.

[@VendreadMike95]

Best comment. Period. 👏🏾👏🏾

[@maximumaction1125]

When the foundation finds out about this comment they be like gotcha bitch

[@rickyosborne6192]

Why do I understand this refrence

[@savi7171]

As someone with mild trypanophobia and an addiction to ASMR, you can mark me down as very relaxed and simultaneously very distressed.

[@RIBB0T]

Same here!!!

[@sean4916]

Good ASMR, but the implications churn my innards

[@kaileystark9039]

@Tianna Albertson that's awful I hope you get out of that situation

[@the_protectorof_smols3563]

@Tianna Albertson ...I recommend morning FAT AWAY when your checks older like "you will never find me again" far

[@TheOdyssei]

"There's another one right there." Me: _With at least a hundred needles in my face_ "... *your gonna have to be a bit more specific on where, doc.* "

[@lebrontoadtheii4444]

POV: you're reading POV comments that are making fun of POV comments

[@SupaSillyThyme]

I bet your one of those people to say “omg I never got so many likes before thank you so much!!!” Then put crying emojis at the end, fuck your.

[@SupaSillyThyme]

Anti spelling correction and grammar activated.

[@bluntfishtrauma]

@@SupaSillyThyme telling my friends this, typos and all, whenever they say something stupid, thank you

[@ultra_fern_forest]

@@SupaSillyThyme sheeeeeeeeeeesh not the “fuck your” u killed them man

[@BeastPosessedDegenerate]

💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣💀🤣💀💀💀🤣💀💀🤣🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣💀🤣💀💀💀🤣💀💀🤣💀🤣💀💀🤣🤣💀

[@dr0wzee0101]

Never have I felt so relaxed while having about 80 sharp, deadly objects pulled from my face.

[@iamcorgi._.6887]

Your profile like bold and bwaahh!

[@lukeward6852]

you mean this isnt a one time thing??

[@AbyssalPlague]

I'm getting flashbacks from Sandy telling SpongeBob to find the hay in the needlestack.

[@samred007]

ahhh, no...

[@regirock7313]

Outrageous Gaming ahhh yes

[@annecanman8340]

I watched that 2 days ago

[@w00fm4n8]

Ephemeral Rift: "Do you know how this happened" me: i finished watching hell-raiser and wanted to cosplay. :(

[@the_protectorof_smols3563]

Get a like for obscure horror reference

[@threeco2350]

it's the opposite of obscure

[@the_protectorof_smols3563]

@@threeco2350 you'd be surprised how few people actually know about the wonde gem that is hellraiser

[@Marz-bar]

@@the_protectorof_smols3563 not going to lie I am one of those people

[@BIGDAWG91331]

That was a good one i said i was on the set of a jack ass movie

[@bruvlegion]

“I’m not sure if you can see me through that....mess” Pretty sure I can see through my life

[@probablyContext]

thats because your *life is drifting away*

[@liminalgamer935]

"If I didn't work here, I'd be tempted to leave them in" Thanks, I'm in severe pain

[@brelahwomack]

GOD loves you and he wants to be in your life. Please let him him guide your life❤️❤️

[@dogekingreal]

God does?

[@zezenkop412]

@@brelahwomack i donot think so

[@ILOVEKETFR]

@@brelahwomack There is no god.

[@thememelord5975]

@@ILOVEKETFR of course there isn’t I killed him

[@fmradio4908]

Me: [being virtually stabbed by a million tiny things] My brain: magnet.

[@kiaraunderfell]

Precisely, your brain is a magnet

[@saularias365]

How did I get all of these pins attached to all of my face... one word: Corvus

[@RRTSMPlayz]

I thought no one knows that's Corvus but I'm not the only one

[@saularias365]

@@RRTSMPlayz that video was the only reason I came back here to say that but I gotchu 😎

[@RRTSMPlayz]

@@saularias365 ah you caught me

[@fmradio4908]

Relevant

[@soyouaretired62802]

i read that as coronavirus for somereason

[@muchawes0me22]

Me thinking all the pins on the face are fake: Rift: shines light Me: how tf

[@HeyStolen]

he stabbed the needles through the glass

[@Issengan]

Maybe he stuck clay or putty onto the camera? Clay is relatively cheap (the kind i use anyway is like 4 dollars for a 1 pound bag of clay), and its pretty sturdy on stuff

[@puddle.drinker]

@@Issengan how would the camera see through the clay tho? Sorry if I sound rude I'm genuinely curious as to how he did this 😅

[@Issengan]

@@puddle.drinker dunno. Im not a genius like er is

[@croquettes1937]

@@puddle.drinker there is a reason why nothing is actually planted so it looks like it's into your eyes. It's all optical illusion. They're actually pionting around the camera lens

[@sollitsubunaek5938]

Hey dad i fell into the “Sharp Object” box again

[@dondre9271]

“I told you to stay out them sharp objects!”

[@sollitsubunaek5938]

Cant promise that

[@dondre9271]

@@sollitsubunaek5938 your now grounded 👍👍

[@sollitsubunaek5938]

Well guess i have to subscribe to you then

[@regirock7313]

Ahhhh this was comedy at its peak

[@KJG-83]

It’s pretty impressive how I’m able to dodge sharp objects. There are none in my eyes, see?

[@tq7013]

no i can’t see, because they ARE in my eyes

[@tq7013]

lucky bastard.

[@salem7276]

no no no. none in your pupil. the rest is not so lucky

[@theostheories6548]

I was wearing bullet proof swim googles you see

[@colossalvictory7898]

All the comments: Funny and well thought out. My easy to please brain: Haha, pinned comments.

[@SeparatiXz]

😂😂😂

[@kennethha416]

hahahaha

[@threeco2350]

because "my school nurse gives me ice" is well thought out

[@colossalvictory7898]

@@threeco2350 touche, but there are plenty of other smart comments

[@shrug1250]

Colossal Victory Komedy

[@Striderwinters]

anyone else just imagine Corvus laughing at this doctor like "HAHAHAHA this silly doctor is having no idea as to why zis patient is like zis" as he watches on his pineapple phone?

[@RRTSMPlayz]

Eyyy

[@steamy8905]

17:23 ER: "This is my specialty after all" Also ER: Hands shaking like it's -50 degrees

[@themonsterunderyourbed.7620]

Who needs presicion.

[@bread_of_wisdom9682]

[Deleted]

[@Sephelions]

As an artist with hands that shake like I'm in -70° weather with coffee jitters, specializing in something that needs precision almost *never* means we look like we have that precision

[@mxry.x.m.1067]

Him: you have some screws In your face (taps on them) Me: Him: (continues to tap on them ) Me: pull the god thing out

[@noah_bergeron8547]

“Hey doc I think I got a few screws loose!”

[@MrJostur]

"Look, Doc- I get admiring what one considers art. So, if you wanna admire the helmet of screws, nails, and thumbtacks, just take however many pictures you need to, and save it for later. More power to you. For now though, _please just get this crap out of my face."_

[@polarjet1833]

I don’t know how this happened doc, last thing I remember was taking a walk into the thumb tac factory

[@SupaSillyThyme]

Ze face puncture would like to know your location...

[@sayori-chan8412]

everyone: * enjoying themselves * me: " waiting for him to pull our that one green tack I've been staring at the whole video "

[@namesurname9821]

15:20 if anyone was interested

[@brelahwomack]

GOD loves you and he wants to be in your life. Please let him him guide your life❤️❤️

[@namesurname9821]

@@brelahwomack thank...you???

[@markussweat3346]

I did this with an ingrown hair vid with some gel type thing there were two pitch black obvious hairs and the dang person wouldn't pluck it

[@thatguy647]

You guys can see the colors?

[@ltllor]

i just keep thinking about how in the world he put them on there

[@sophiakonev6272]

Same

[@mixmaster6226]

I feel like he surrounded the edges of the camera in play doe or rubber or soemthing and pinned them in backs toward the center

[@dr.salty.m.d.7021]

hAlEy jOnEs What makes you think he put them there?

[@xxdaeara]

pretty sure he filmed this with the camera facing the ceiling, with the objects just kind of laying there. Either that or loosely held in place with strategically placed magnets

[@rizen8839]

With his hands

[@fatkermite2451]

Me: Turns up volume to relax KZbin: PRESIDENT TRUMPS BIRTHDAY IS IN A COUPLE OF DAYS

[@monoorv]

nfjgsnna HAHAHAHAHA THIS MADE ME WHEEZE AND I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT YOU BETTER KNOW YOU MADE SOMEONES DAY

[@zoewells3160]

Ugggghhhh I hate ads on ASMR!

[@bagelsandwich6400]

NO ONE CARES TRUMP

[@02iscringe55]

why is that and ad to begin with? and why is it on a asmr video? im very confused

[@Amadeus55555]

troybananenboy YT remember to vote in the primaries

[@MrGame8706]

Nobody: School Nurse: "Just put some ice on it."

[@croquettes1937]

Nah nah nah *Wet paper towels*

[@rewindd]

Our school doesn’t have ice, just wet paper towels from the bathroom

[@therealwishau]

@@croquettes1937 nah nah *wet frozen sponge wrapped in wet paper towels.*

[@talileonard2553]

Have a peppermint

[@croquettes1937]

@@therealwishau *You have gone too far*

[@mbts-_-gacha9535]

“So how do you feel?” “Jimmy my every moment is agony.”

[@BeastPosessedDegenerate]

💀💀💀

[@mbts-_-gacha9535]

@@BeastPosessedDegenerate lol

[@hazewire4618]

Doctor Rift: "So how did this happen?" Me: "You know how some stands have a 2 meter range..."

[@gabrieldiaz5274]

Hazewire 21823 why can I hear kiras theme

[@enriquejoseantequerasanche6180]

@@gabrieldiaz5274 missed the Jojo by a season, sorry

[@веноминкус]

risotto ):

[@chlorinatedcoffeecup9733]

my pfp applies perfectly here, hello fellow jobros

[@zach7914]

Hazewire 21823 “All i have to say doctor is if you see an outlet on a rock, don’t touch the damn thing.”

[@TheCollectiveClips]

I’ve stuck around this channel for years now, I’m really proud to say your finally getting the recognition you deserve. Nearly 1 million. I’m proud of you uncle e. I remember when I literally requested “more beaking” I didn’t even think you’d see my comment but you did! You went out of your way to make someone’s wish come true and that my friend is why you deserve to get all of the recognition. Thank you for the relaxation, stay safe man.

[@imreallybored9361]

"Are you experiencing any pain? " Me: noooooo, there are just numerous sharp objects penetrating my skin. "Do you know how this happened" Me: you know those days where you wake up with a bruise or a scar you didn't have when you went to sleep? Well ya that's what happened.

[@doommageddon]

Do you go to the colisseum while sleeping or something?

[@boopsboops7692]

Ah yes, the needle man. When you go to bed he stabs you with thousands of pin like objects he pulls from his pocket dimension named joe. Sometimes you can see him in the closet when your about to go.

[@deadnotsleeping]

@@azardocarvalho3447 that makes no sense shut up and stop spamming everyone ffs

[@michaelburke9137]

I attempted to cosplay as Pinhead.

[@naughtymelon6712]

You know how sometimes you slip and land face first? Yeah, well I did that but my face hit a sharps bucket instead of the floor.

[@misscindyasmr]

The best visual ASMR ever! My favorite trigger. I feel so blessed 😌✨ Thank you!

[@jasminerosenberry80]

This strangely reminds me of those I Spy books I'd read as a kid where you'd search for pins and needles in a huge clutter of stuff.

[@SkittyDangerzne]

Yea! I kinda liked those... But most times I fell asleep looking for the items like marbles at night!

[@doggo9421]

Skitty Dangerz0ne129 funnily what they were designed for probably

[@him1517]

Anonymous Asmr I learned a new word from you

[@kiaraunderfell]

I don’t know why, but those books gave me creepy vibes, and now that I look at them, they remind me of backroom levels

[@cindertheory]

The hay in the needle stack

[@WhamyKaBlamy]

Man, all these pin and nail puns in the comments section are really... tack-y...

[@lonedeer793]

I'm proud that someone had done it

[@ppom]

You really nailed that pun, kinda surprised he didn’t pin this comment

[@oofgang7756]

-_-

[@repetitiveinterlude5042]

I hate you

[@WhamyKaBlamy]

@@ppom I thought I was really on point with it. I like to think I've got quite a sharp wit like that. Although I really needle to not get carried away with this thread of puns.

[@spritepomegranate8913]

“The guidance of chief resident plague doctor Corvus Clemmings-“ *Oh Shit*

[@breckbilbrey4053]

Snow Titanic a liiiitle too close

[@MadeOfConfusion]

Awh shit, Corvus has been around for a long time now tho 😭💗

[@RosarioHawks]

It said 69 so I liked it

[@moonrunner22000]

Someone in this comment section mentioned the green pin and now i am aware of its prescence and can't stop staring

[@smol_sasquatch6896]

Rift, you can always conjure tingles out of thin air with just a word. Peculiar ｐｅｃｕｌｉａｒ Ｐ ｅ ｃ ｕ ｌ ｉ ａ ｒ

[@no0b_27]

wait, how tf did you-

[@ultrahybryd7111]

P e c u l i a r

[@TheRoseCurse]

Pec u lar

[@DevilDoc31317]

🏱︎ ☜︎ 👍︎ 🕆︎ ☹︎ ✋︎ ✌︎ ☼︎

[@sallysallysallysa]

P e c u l i a r

[@Voxicat]

this is the video that introduced me to asmr, and to this day I still watch ephermal rift religiously and I just love his content, I know you prob wont see this rift, and I know you get insane amounts of these massages, but I do really mean this, you have helped me relax on a lot of occasions or just being nice background noise while working. i love talking asmr and you just do it perfectly with your interesting themes. thank you

[@rookie.9175]

ER: any idea how this happened? Me: yeah i ran through a office depot and tripped

[@slenderhonkers]

When you learn a new word and say it alot: "1:20"

[@fofwew]

P E C U L I A R

[@FlorianRasputin]

@@fofwew you pecuLIAR

[@Chrisssss.s]

Bruh he said it like 80 time all I wanted was all the sharp things *out of my face*

[@ballinboiprince9544]

the school nurse would just give me ice and send me back like DAMN TAKE THEM OUT

[@Indrevius]

When you take "Lie In A Bed Of Needles"Too seriously

[@jojobod]

well, you could lie in a bed of needles, as long as the needles arent spaced too far apart. It wouldnt be comfortable, but you'd be fine.

[@taiscommentingaccountusedf1908]

I can just imagine the amount of blood coming out after these sharp objects are removed It honestly sounds very painful and possibly lethal, too

[@stella-uq5wx]

Him: “We care about our patients here.” Also Him: *Proceeds to press the objects further into my face with some tweezers*

[@RandomEphemeral]

WEEZER????

[@goatherder6166]

POV: You are a trusted underling of a mafia boss and just got in a fight with a leather daddy named rice.

[@HeyStolen]

that was the enemies he was talking about

[@Fuchsiafaefantasy]

Is that a reference? Because I am intrigued.

[@mr.nazareth4501]

@@Fuchsiafaefantasy i think its a jojo reference, i dunno tho

[@Fuchsiafaefantasy]

@@mr.nazareth4501 you would think that, but you can never be sure.

[@floofyowls8989]

"leather daddy named after some rice" BITCH IM DYING-

[@nothentai4424]

5% Removing objects 5% Talking 90% “Peculiar”

[@brandonok7568]

Pov: when you stand up to quick

[@BAYKING_316]

Interesting...😜

[@nekodium2801]

@@BAYKING_316 r/youngpeopleyoutube

[@senatorsemen]

@@nekodium2801 bro use your r/Ihaveretardation shit somewhere else

[@The_Goob_]

@@BAYKING_316 why? Why use emojis when you don’t have to

[@BAYKING_316]

@@The_Goob_ What do you have a problem with? 😂

[@princecharming3471]

My man trying to treat our school corkboard lmao....

[@mintreads6402]

Why did i read that cockboard

[@mikehawk.]

@@mintreads6402 sem

[@myiah0066]

Remember kids, don't watch 5-minute crafts