"Ew, yucky, I don't wanna eat a tiny tree"-Fully grown man
@rulerworld12894 жыл бұрын
Correction, 5 year old in a fully grown man's body
@AlanaBananaCanada4 жыл бұрын
I happen to like them because they look like little trees... and I plant them in my mash potatoes and pretend I'm a giant coming to eat the forest..... I'm 32
@alexcarter88074 жыл бұрын
@@AlanaBananaCanada Broccoli is one of the most wonderful foods. And the first time I had cabbage, I was like, "Where has this stuff been all my life?"
@AlanaBananaCanada4 жыл бұрын
@@alexcarter8807 brussel sprouts are amazing too! Loved them since I was a kid.. especially with a cheese sauce
@AJ-tj9mr4 жыл бұрын
Ethan Stam vegetables are so underrated it’s just .. green. healthy green.
@LuqrativeEntertainment4 жыл бұрын
when the nutrition special name is J. J. Virgin, you know its serious
@LocalFantaDealer3 жыл бұрын
Her name is a lie! She doesn't look like a virgin!
@blui36093 жыл бұрын
@joey joestar it took a sec before I firgured out the joke.
@mastershifu77563 жыл бұрын
@joey joestar Lmaoooooo
@BuzzSahas3 жыл бұрын
@joey joestar creative 😂
@crackpotpolitics59863 жыл бұрын
Proof that virgins are of superior intelect
@gregxcelente42713 жыл бұрын
JJ Virgin sounds like one of those Steam names that keeps popping up in the bottom right corner. You cant remember who tf they are or why you're friends, all you know is they are crazy addicted to ARK for some reason.
@Idiocy3 жыл бұрын
Oddly specific lol
@bonky61283 жыл бұрын
exact thing happening to me
@GzheGzheGzhe3 жыл бұрын
addicted to cs:go*
@titanmainlol72253 жыл бұрын
Dam
@firenova19773 жыл бұрын
@@Idiocy But not inaccurate.
@ast93983 жыл бұрын
“Dr. Virgin” is the most unfortunate PhD to ever be written
@nerdstop50252 жыл бұрын
"Dr. Virgin" is what I call my dick Wait what?
@sumguy8 Жыл бұрын
MD
@cml00711 ай бұрын
He refers to him as Dr. Dow or whatever it is, and her as JJ lmaaao
@radliss14775 жыл бұрын
Michael, your life and relationship are at steak
@sadyoshhours27695 жыл бұрын
LOL
@vie31475 жыл бұрын
Radliss well he literally said "I like that" to the little girl who said "i like cucumbers." What a creep.
@TheEric12035 жыл бұрын
@@sadyoshhours2769 Get outta here, imposter
@sadyoshhours27695 жыл бұрын
@@TheEric1203 ok
@cantrespawn14605 жыл бұрын
This comment made my day.
@JB-jt9kd3 жыл бұрын
Girlfriend couldn't take his meat farts anymore
@kplee34553 жыл бұрын
I think greens make them worse tbh
@bryanbandales62473 жыл бұрын
She’s tired that she always has to clean the clogged toilet from all those huge solid shit
@naylam.7413 жыл бұрын
People who don't eat enough fruit and veggies have awful tasting cum 😬😬
@lonelyloser93763 жыл бұрын
Nayla M. Damn you can judge that That’s kinda sus
@junko41663 жыл бұрын
@@naylam.741 Cum tastes bad regardless of your diet. If nut consumption is a constant in your sex life then just keep some Listerine around.
@watashitetsujin49933 жыл бұрын
"If only he hit the weights this dude would be jacked AF!" So damn true!
@sumona86323 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@illusorytrutheffect2 жыл бұрын
@Romaine Calm not true😂 I’ve been on a almost fully carnivore diet for years and have very good bowel movements. fiber has already been scientifically proven to have little to 0 benefit in helping bowel movements or providing so called “health benefits” All fiber is, is food your body can’t break down fully, meaning you absorb 0 nutrients from it. If you eat healthy fiber isn’t needed at all in your diet. If you eat like shit then sure it can help slightly lower your chances of diabetes but that’s about it.
@theduke0fflies2 жыл бұрын
@@illusorytrutheffect it’s a joke are you stupid
@benedikta.91212 жыл бұрын
@@illusorytrutheffect This is your brain on diet fads. Why is it that everyone seems to have a different opinion on what nutrient is supposedly "useless"? Someone who thinks fiber doesn't help you poop has clearly not eaten a lot of vegetables in their life.
@illusorytrutheffect2 жыл бұрын
@@benedikta.9121 diet fads? I’ve eaten this way for over 5 years since I was 18. I used to be obese in high school and had some health issues, I no longer have any health issues and am in great shape. Sugar just doesn’t taste good to me anymore and leaves a weird taste in my mouth. If you seen what I said I said “almost fully carnivore” I still eat raspberries, avocados, pears, oranges. But other than that it’s strictly meats, organs and eggs. Occasionally cheese. So yeah fiber is somewhat important but not as important as some people think.
@jessperson97503 жыл бұрын
"J.J Virgin" what a name for a blonde woman on television.
@adhchopper3 жыл бұрын
boooo
@jessperson97503 жыл бұрын
@@adhchopper Yes.
@Jotaro31693 жыл бұрын
boooo
@jessperson97503 жыл бұрын
@@Jotaro3169 Jotaro..... lmao
@therion54584 жыл бұрын
"Basically you're on rails to die"... Unlike all of us immortals.
@elijahevangelista81774 жыл бұрын
Tf are you on about?
@lillyflower34154 жыл бұрын
Are you implying that only eating meat/french fries WON'T bring you to an early grave?? Lol
@DeadSpacedOut4 жыл бұрын
these replies are dumb... everyone dies, people with bad eating habits just die faster, how was this not obvious.
@FriendlyFaded80084 жыл бұрын
Yes. Death. The thing that everyone does. I love dying. I do it every day.
@dannydevito70004 жыл бұрын
@@FriendlyFaded8008 but it is something everyone does
@Tako1014 жыл бұрын
Literally this show is, “stop acting 12 yrs old”, the show
@RealGrayKnight3 жыл бұрын
12 year olds eat bricks?!
@RackShawnGaming3 жыл бұрын
Gray Knight rethink and answer that question again
@johnstevens29723 жыл бұрын
Amen. My brother law wouldn’t eat something unless it came out of the microwave.
@iammatthew47973 жыл бұрын
"No I won't eat my bwokwy? I wanna eat *MEAT* like the coow kids"
@C5ndle3 жыл бұрын
I swear to god these things r more serious than you’d expect. These are mental disorders, practically addiction.
@Zetact_3 жыл бұрын
"Hey Michael, how come you never got married?" "Because I like meat too much." "You can get married and still eat a lot of meat." "...I didn't know that."
@szlatyka3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes. Blue guy in red spandex suit.
@CyberWarezz052 жыл бұрын
I understood that reference
@Just_A_Guy_Here.11 ай бұрын
I'm your 200th liker here & bye.
@StingerBeats3 жыл бұрын
Michael: Doesn’t like red peppers Charlie: “And i took that personally”
@livingroomset20845 жыл бұрын
"JJ Virgin" ah yes, clearly an expert on meat
@lelandbacon12535 жыл бұрын
She can get it
@bears85035 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@johne78505 жыл бұрын
What a ridiculous name. She most definitely can not 'get it' as Mr. Bacon claimed. Unless 'it' means a lobotomy.
@KiwiHavok7775 жыл бұрын
She can get it
@jidk44275 жыл бұрын
You have one of the best profile pics I've seen
@kreekkidproductions28475 жыл бұрын
The world’s first anti-vegan
@KSR35 жыл бұрын
you are not just wrong you are stupid
@obliviouspotato85455 жыл бұрын
KSR3 It’s a joke (I think)
@shaynehughes66455 жыл бұрын
@@KSR3 now wait just a minute
@jacobpatterson10914 жыл бұрын
KSR3 kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5LCZKqHfciglbs
@neptune96474 жыл бұрын
The first Human Carnivore
@definitelyajaegerist861 Жыл бұрын
The doctors literally make them feel guilt and shame, instead of telling them the risks in a gentle way and trying to ease them off the addiction.
@Travybear19893 ай бұрын
for real i eat meat all the time but so what meat is healthy and meat is life if u dont eat meat u die its like they want to kill him or something wtf there is nothing wrong with eating meat a lot of ppl eat only meat and live i havent had veggies sense i was like 10 and im 22 now and healthy a lot of ppl that dont eat enough meat are to skinny and look weak you need protien and without it u die veggies are actually bad for u because they have toxins that can kill you like if you eat a lot of lettuce you get stomache cancer because my moms friend ate a lot of veggies and died he was like super healthy and had cancer not sure what kind but he died and was only like 50 or something meat also tastes good so there is no point eating veggies and yes i am fat but get over it being fat is better then being skinny and starving to death
@Travybear19893 ай бұрын
i guess i eat french frys whatever so i lied
@kirbygamer0640 Жыл бұрын
The horror story Charlie makes up as he watches the video is an amazing concept for someone like MeatCanyon to make. Jenna dead in the corner, the meat monster shoveling meat into his mouth as an IV drip puts meat in his bloodstream. All his belongings now replaced with meat versions.
@HannahWoods-yp8ed10 ай бұрын
I'm taking this idea (with credit, of course).
@kirbygamer06409 ай бұрын
@@HannahWoods-yp8ed Yo sick- alright.
@boothillfan045 жыл бұрын
I often get called an oxygen addict. they say that if I continue this I'll die in about 60-70 years but. I keep doing it. I'm not gonna change..
@armando1is1great5 жыл бұрын
Baggy 60-70 years?? The arrogance...
@bluewuppo5 жыл бұрын
My aunt was an oxygen addict, thankfully after years of therapy and thousands of dollars in anti-oxygen equipment, we finally got her off. Im glad to say she's doing fine and is very peaceful.
@Prince-oq2hu5 жыл бұрын
@@bluewuppo you scare me
@wasilwatch5 жыл бұрын
You god damn oxygen heads always breathing in alleyways.
@Man-vs-Metal5 жыл бұрын
Free radicals be damned
@polish_filipino5 жыл бұрын
"Meat and French fry addicted" _Truly the American way_
@grungeboi43985 жыл бұрын
Goddamn right
@throatzilla47205 жыл бұрын
Merica!!!
@ChapuleTaylor5 жыл бұрын
Why is it american then if it has french on the name?
@Notevenreal15 жыл бұрын
USA USA USA
@NathanKirby20015 жыл бұрын
At least we can afford it
@uraveragejohndoe21803 жыл бұрын
"i've heard horror stories of broccoli" Ahh yes the horror story called The Hash Slinging Broccoli
@anastasiaftw5454Ай бұрын
The slash slinging! The hash bringing!
@Charlies_Factory2 жыл бұрын
Vegans call us “meat eaters” we are just regular people. This person is a meat eater.
@TheBearOfSpades2 жыл бұрын
Just as vegans are weird, so is only eating meat.
@upyoursdotcom2 жыл бұрын
@@TheBearOfSpades I don't see how vegans are weird
@nerdstop50252 жыл бұрын
I petition for vegans to refer to us normal people as "onnivores" instead because we are nowhere near the boarder of this man
@ObsidianArrowYT Жыл бұрын
@@nerdstop5025 do you mean “Omnivores”?
@Knapperoni Жыл бұрын
@@ObsidianArrowYT Omnivore animals eat both meat and vegetables
@Natalia-uv7lm3 жыл бұрын
Imagine how much more entertaining this would be if his girlfriend was a vegan
@siyacer3 жыл бұрын
Their guests must be eating big
@tommyshelby22503 жыл бұрын
It would be a fight to the death
@JoeMama-zz9hd3 жыл бұрын
the two extremes fighting.
@frinky213 жыл бұрын
the way she acting make her seem like one lol
@FortniteBattlePass-fm8oe3 жыл бұрын
This would be the perfect drama
@Prentaful5 жыл бұрын
>Tells someone they are gonna die young. > Ignore patient and console potential ex-girlfriend.
@OfficialFedHater5 жыл бұрын
She's going to get addicted to meat, that doctor's meat.
@TheBr00talhamster5 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that's called courtesy.
@riboanpjg5 жыл бұрын
@@TheBr00talhamster Yes, true courtesy to ignore the man who might be close to being on his death bed.
@TheBr00talhamster5 жыл бұрын
riboanpjg Yeah, but you can also comfort the person having an emotional reaction to his diagnosis. It's like saying you can't console someone who just heard that their family member was ill.
@Prentaful5 жыл бұрын
thats not what I was saying at all, the first person they consoled was the girlfriend, not the guy who was being told he was gonna die young. I don't care the cause or means, you console the person who will actually die first.
@LowReedExpert13 жыл бұрын
As a 400+lb guy (I'm working on it, don't want to have Charlie react to me lol) seeing that man eat 5lbs of meat a day is insane! That's beyond just a heavy meal
@sathiyamani28402 жыл бұрын
a new subscriber here, Charlie's commentary is hilarious!! i've not laughed out loud in the longest time.
@disease_ridden83153 жыл бұрын
Remember that one dude who only ate burgers and cried when they but a piece of lettuce on it?
@updraft_shining3 жыл бұрын
Nikocado Avocado?
@uwnbaw3 жыл бұрын
that's Charlie! he fucking hates lettuce
@spoop49673 жыл бұрын
@@uwnbaw lettuce is literally just crunchy no-flavor
@uwnbaw3 жыл бұрын
@@spoop4967 i'm sorry that you were born with the wrong tastebuds, bud
@spoop49673 жыл бұрын
@@uwnbaw ive eaten some lettuce like 4 days ago it wasnt bad but honestly i dont have a good way to describe it other than crunchy leaf flavor
@yyfdjvdhgtyhji69835 жыл бұрын
“Addicted to Fries and Meat” Me: *laughs nervously in American*
@hotdiggityballs94545 жыл бұрын
You like obama
@davidjames94245 жыл бұрын
@@hotdiggityballs9454 hahahahaha.
@hotdiggityballs94545 жыл бұрын
@@maxrequisite what the fuck are you talking about
@brertt83505 жыл бұрын
@@hotdiggityballs9454 hes not wrong
@hotdiggityballs94545 жыл бұрын
@@brertt8350 still why the fuck do I need to know that What if I already do
@Smelly5562 жыл бұрын
He's clearly the grandson of that one WW1 french soldier with all the sausages in his jacket
@Smiththebat3 жыл бұрын
Lol Charlie is the most innocently naive person out there and its hella-wholesome. Edit: also how is this frenchfry lady alive?
@Travybear19893 ай бұрын
hes a cis white male an idk how the french fry lady is alive u gotta eat meat for protein so she is lying i think idk french frys are pretty good but u gotta have a burger with them for a meal having a double quarter pounder and large frys now and omg u just cant beat macdonalds
@damiank59763 жыл бұрын
This is what vegans imagine every meat eater is like
@realOKC3 жыл бұрын
@No ThisIsPatrick Shut the fuck up
@lumethecrow3 жыл бұрын
@No ThisIsPatrick I think we found a vegan
@abandonedacc4203 жыл бұрын
@No ThisIsPatrick ??????????????? they're not wrong and i'm pretty sure they didn't mean it seriously?? i don't think they have anything against you vegans but go off i guess
“A man who looks in the mirror and worries about the GMO in the glass” That killed me.
@zhin21275 жыл бұрын
What is gma
@alex-ie8tp5 жыл бұрын
@@zhin2127 ligma dick
@kokonots5 жыл бұрын
Arganism
@zhin21275 жыл бұрын
@@kokonots god makes orphans
@JordanWheeler19995 жыл бұрын
@@zhin2127 if God creates orphans then home owners are made from the devil, lucifer
@sca82173 жыл бұрын
"His meat addiction is taking a toll on their relationship. " Yeah, I can imagine that happening.
@sunfire-overwatch60503 жыл бұрын
that french fry thing is real though. i have a friend that literallyy pukes when eating most foods. he can only eat muffins, french fries, maybe some Schnitzel and drinks only Fanta.
@WPFreeinternet3 жыл бұрын
People don't understand it. I am sure these people would like to have a normal diet, but literally anything else would send their body to eject it immediately. If you've ever had a food aversion you'd know what it is like. They literally have zero control over it. No one wants to eat something and vomit right after.
@Onbelangrijk Onbelangrijker Im not incorrect since i have seen this irl and i have a pediatrician in my family which confirms what i said. :)
@sunfire-overwatch60502 жыл бұрын
@Onbelangrijk Onbelangrijker HAHAHHA Conspiracy Theorist to the power of 10. i would trust a doctor that is in my family rather than someone called "Onbelangrijk Onbelangrijker" on the internet. Get lost
@mediumrare27153 жыл бұрын
imagine being a fully grown adult thats scared of a tiny green tree
@dirtcobain77773 жыл бұрын
Your name is very fitting
@theonionsystem77793 жыл бұрын
Imagine if they saw a real tree, they'd have a heart attack
@yenmist47222 жыл бұрын
yo nice refraction profile pic
@oliviap.13702 жыл бұрын
666th like
@CyberWarezz052 жыл бұрын
Imagine them saving a kid, and the dad being like:"Come on son, eat your filet mignon!"
@IStoleYourSandwich4 жыл бұрын
"Imagine that your life was so hollow that eating a blue french fry was the equivalent of jumping out of an airplane" lmfao
@val-mz1ej4 жыл бұрын
nihilism
@nothinghappens98114 жыл бұрын
Hey man, different strokes for different folks.
@SpencerLemay4 жыл бұрын
I dunno man. If things like being a picky eater can be shown to be partially instinctual traits with a genetic cause then why can't it be possible for someone out there to experience this to an extreme?
@ElFreakinCid4 жыл бұрын
You're talking as though this show isn't fake as fuck.
@bigchief79004 жыл бұрын
You bitch wheres my sandwich
@danielthemaniel79342 жыл бұрын
I like how that doctor was like "You're on rails to die." as if he's gonna keel over in the next month and then he hits him with "And probably at a younger age than most other people" so hes got a good 50 years left. Most dramatic doctor on earth. "Hey doc, does this mole look weird?" "You're dying... In 60 to 70 years"
@CyberWarezz052 жыл бұрын
Lol how do you know?Sure, eating healthy is relative for more people, but pumping your body with so much protein and salt isn't healthy.Plus, a high amount of meat causes high bood pressure, which can lead to stroke and heart attack.Also, meat is high in purines that form uric acid that can lead to kidney stones and gout.So it's not that far fetched to say that he will die at a younger age.And even if he doesn't die, there are still high chances that he will become a cripple
@jasperjazzie Жыл бұрын
also literally everyone is on the rails to die lmao, that's just how aging works
@danielthemaniel7934 Жыл бұрын
@@jasperjazzie exactly lol
@GLW6753 жыл бұрын
Dr. Holding human heart. "Michael your going to die" Michael looking at the human heart "you gonna finish that?"
@darrylblatcher45333 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@GeorgeMonet3 жыл бұрын
Dr. Holding human heart: "It's your heart."
@cyrolocker12293 жыл бұрын
@@GeorgeMonet “You finishing it or-“
@johnr7973 жыл бұрын
@@GeorgeMonet "Michael you're going to die. We made sure of it."
@ridiculousrandy14012 жыл бұрын
@@johnr797 I mean, while I'm here you gonna finish that or....?
@SonOfMeme5 жыл бұрын
"You're on rails to die" that's literally true of every human on earth.
@SacredLiquid5 жыл бұрын
*living thing
@SonOfMeme5 жыл бұрын
What are you, some kind of hippie?
@dylanvlogs43035 жыл бұрын
Most people are on a steam train and he’s on a subway going 10x faster
@matttheamerican37665 жыл бұрын
Not all of us.
@magicblini5 жыл бұрын
Yeah technically the truth
@alanmacdonald14572 жыл бұрын
my parents gave me ptsd about eating foods due to forcing me to eat food and its kinda hard to listen to charlie talk like this. makes me realise how people find some of my jokes
@CaptainHook44443 жыл бұрын
So glad I got to see this recommended to me
@creepsfreaksandscenequeend44493 жыл бұрын
I love how the girlfriend dabs her eye when the Dr. says "he's gonna die" she can't even actually cry. Relationship was on the rocks before the meat bud.
@honeydew35523 жыл бұрын
This is all exaggerated and acted. She couldn't cry because the producers tell you how to act and what to do, they make things up for drama and do multiple takes for scenes. This isn't real, lol, it's reality TV
@bobobsen3 жыл бұрын
Exaggerated and acted are completely different things. It's so much easier and cheaper to find some dumb fucks in rural America and aim a camera at them than it is to hire a script writer and professional actors who don't care about future roles. The "it's all scripted" mindset is really dumb when you try to think about it
@honeydew35523 жыл бұрын
@@bobobsen I never said "it's all scripted". Good job attacking a straw man, I agree it's a dumb mindset. Good thing nobody here said that, eh? But no, I'm not speculating. I'm going off of interviews with the people lmao. They aren't actors, what I was saying was the producers make them exaggerate everything or make them do X or Y so the show will be interesting. And it actually is more expensive to try and find people who do everything you want without having to ask, people are unpredictable. It's easier to find someone with an interesting story who is willing to do what you say to make it even MORE interesting. Which is what they do. Also, exaggerated and acted of course are different things... Uh, thanks for the obvious? But anyway, exaggerated acting exist lmao you can do both. I think you mistake opposite for synonymous, where using both words isn't possible
@ethanc.74773 жыл бұрын
@@honeydew3552 I don't think anyone cares enough to read that long ass comment, you win by default.
@Lych_3 жыл бұрын
People can only cry 95 liters their whole life.most people finish it under 50 years while some finnish in 12.how do you know maybe she wasted all her tears
@zuko15695 жыл бұрын
His love for meat is really getting in the way of him and his gf now if we take this out of context...
@Aquarius0035 жыл бұрын
He can be married and still love meat
@icouldntthinkofagoodname72165 жыл бұрын
He loves meat so much that he won't even let his gf eat his meat. That's why she's frustrated and slowly being fed up.
@danielwilliams76855 жыл бұрын
@@Aquarius003 we can call him vito
@speedyjay62555 жыл бұрын
Glad to see you again
@jidk44275 жыл бұрын
I volunteer to assist his gf as a mediator, or meatiator
@glamam39143 жыл бұрын
When your name is amber and you’re eating French fries watching this...
@TheLordArion2 жыл бұрын
Immersive
@Travybear19893 ай бұрын
wtf my name is amber to wtf is up with this im eating poutine and a bacon cheeseburger while im watching this
@anonanon8974 Жыл бұрын
The commentary was so ridiculously hilarious.
@loadedfart5 жыл бұрын
50% meat 50% french fries perfectly balanced as all things should be
@eriknestaas22705 жыл бұрын
watch the vid
@sexatica5 жыл бұрын
@@eriknestaas2270 No meat and fries is the perfect diet
@tangosix975 жыл бұрын
@@despitewhatyouveheard 50% cheese, no less
@RanbuMotion5 жыл бұрын
And 100% reason to remember the name.
@gerryadams74485 жыл бұрын
You forgot the *Mayo*
@djdeadbeat43805 жыл бұрын
A girl wants to dump a guy because he has too much meat First time I’ve heard that
@anthonymiles89785 жыл бұрын
DJ Deadbeat To be fair to her, he was eating all that meat.
@johnmoreno69035 жыл бұрын
Anthony Miles she just wanted some of that big meat
@shaynehughes66455 жыл бұрын
The problem was that he wanted all the meat to himself
@khhnator4 жыл бұрын
homosexuals like meat, women like money
@servalguts4 жыл бұрын
DJ Deadbeat poop
@Shimeih3 жыл бұрын
She honestly loves and cares for him though. Someone else would have left but she been there for 7 years
@FemaleAnimeMaster3 жыл бұрын
Sentiments like the one he has toward the poor woman are why mental health is taken seriously enough
@pizzaman53445 жыл бұрын
5th day without meat Mike began making meat snowmen in th yard and began calling them his meat men.
@sicariusflamus30334 жыл бұрын
his man meat
@notedcorpse4 жыл бұрын
*thank you im coughing*
@pizzaman53444 жыл бұрын
Anonymous Boi In Northern Europe yes gamer you are the welcome
@Detlevboi4 жыл бұрын
How does he do that without meat?
@pizzaman53444 жыл бұрын
@@Detlevboi he cannot consume the meat
@Abejaved5 жыл бұрын
1:55 Mike is thinking about switching to cannibalism for a new source of meat, starting with the host.
@justinh66513 жыл бұрын
He looking like a real snack indeed
@IgroSome3 жыл бұрын
i watched these a couple years back and they were wild
@roberthan51093 жыл бұрын
"I only hear horror stories about. Broccoli" meanwhile me and everyone at work had a full half hour long conversation about the vegetables we like, broccoli and broccolini being the most popular of them
@JohnDoe-tt5qc4 жыл бұрын
They cancelled the show after this episode because Mike ate the hosts.
@tennesseeisaac66925 жыл бұрын
J.J. Virgin sounds like a porn name.
@mridk41634 жыл бұрын
Yez
@TheRansyn4 жыл бұрын
My porn name
@solus86854 жыл бұрын
That's what I thought lmao
@kirishimathebakugoufanboy76894 жыл бұрын
J. J. Virgin IS my pornstar name.
@nakenmil4 жыл бұрын
@@solus8685 got me quakin'.
@mykal28033 жыл бұрын
Oh man who knew I would enjoy hearing charlie say my name over and over.
@helphelpimbeingrepressed93473 жыл бұрын
"You're on rails to the grave." Oh, Ok cool so you have the secret to life everlasting then?
@itsme_nathan63015 жыл бұрын
I often get called a water addict for drinking eight glasses of water per day. Doctors say if I continue doing this I will only have 70-80 years left to live. I wont change.
@heythere11765 жыл бұрын
Omg I can’t believe that 😱
@Corio6265 жыл бұрын
Keep it up my hydro homie
@itsme_nathan63015 жыл бұрын
Thanks guys, glad to know i have supporters
@nercksrule5 жыл бұрын
You're in contention for being the Water Champ.
@lockerbuddy20395 жыл бұрын
I understand, i have an addiction to having a beating heart. They say the worst case scenario is that I'll live to be 90 or even 95 if I'm not careful. Sadly, i will not change...
@motivusthesage5 жыл бұрын
Doctor: you must eat vegetables or you will die Michael: _I must consult with the elder gods_
@CC-vv2ne5 жыл бұрын
he said, maybe die earlier than others.
@samuelr.60465 жыл бұрын
@@CC-vv2ne who wants to live too 100 anyways
@Travybear19893 ай бұрын
veggies are toxic to humans ppl all over the world live of of meat and r fine grow up
@noahhenderson31643 жыл бұрын
What's incredible is how much the human body can handle before crashing
@SonGayku3 жыл бұрын
I love watching the captions freak out whenever Cr1tikal speaks.
@David-et9oi5 жыл бұрын
Title: “meat and French fry addict” Stroke: it’s free real estate
@teighanclott-brown94944 жыл бұрын
ikr I almost have heart attack every day
@ackmadallah21534 жыл бұрын
Shit in my mouth
@DeadSpacedOut4 жыл бұрын
@@ackmadallah2153 ok
@Travybear19893 ай бұрын
@@teighanclott-brown9494 same lol i eat fast food all the time and im only 22 but fat and have high blood pressure lol cant help it tho its just to good so yolo
@stupidandhated85 жыл бұрын
Charlie for the love of God raise the volume on the video you're commenting on
@KSR35 жыл бұрын
the only voice you need to hear is his
@equintrinity86785 жыл бұрын
Lmao he really does
@michaelangelo88984 жыл бұрын
Copyright audio maybe?
@berkansahin23904 жыл бұрын
Sometimes the original video is just to quiet. As example, around 2-3 weeks ago he wanted to watch a prison break video, but he couldn't do it, bcs the original audio had such a low volume, that you couldnt hear anything.
@TarotVylan4 жыл бұрын
Right? I can't hear the funny addiction people without BLASTING MY EARDRUMS with his beautiful, sultry voice
@valentine86363 жыл бұрын
i thought it said meet my french aunt and now I'm evaluating my life
@doomfanboy9413 Жыл бұрын
the hair, THE HAIR man a lot has changed in two years holy shit.
@SketchingPandaRen3 жыл бұрын
"Who wants to eat a tree?" 5 year old me: :O I'm gonna eat this tiny tree! I literally ate my first piece of broccoli cause my grandma said it was a tiny tree.
@lizzie-40113 жыл бұрын
this is so wholesome 🥺
@hotgayfurryfeet3 жыл бұрын
#treegang
@durararafan3 жыл бұрын
D: broccoli is tiny tree! Tree has been eating trees!?
@MrAnimeluver1233 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid I would pretend to be a Brontosaurus whenever I ate broccoli.
@lumethecrow3 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid I just ate broccoli because I thought it tasted good
@megugu21555 жыл бұрын
"is that a doctor or is that a pornstar playing as a doctor" i remembered why im subbed to this channel again
@JordanWheeler19995 жыл бұрын
Been watching WAY to much xvideos to understand that reference
@aymen_5 жыл бұрын
just like me, for thei reily raid jokes
@zakstyers94715 жыл бұрын
Put these gloves on and check my ass theres meat in there
@fleshy45453 жыл бұрын
This dude is the best reactor just because he never stops talking and it is still funny as hell. Mans got the quantity and quality.
@dorknob55932 жыл бұрын
I don’t like dipping my fries in ketchup or ranch, I just put deadly amounts of salt on it
@cyber18125 жыл бұрын
Mike looks like the lead singer of every single rock band from 2007
@greenquoxthepurple62315 жыл бұрын
more like a less twisted up seth mcfarlane
@skinsubtlety4 жыл бұрын
He reminds me a bit of smash mouth for some reason xd
@trevorpathi58324 жыл бұрын
Ew fortnite
@naenaemister50484 жыл бұрын
Cyber minus the frosted tips
@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access5 жыл бұрын
Person: *Is addicted to meat and french fries* Drugs: Am I a joke to you?
@regiluthfi5 жыл бұрын
Do you think sasquatch does exist?
@MiraSubieGirl5 жыл бұрын
@@regiluthfi Not only is this relevant, but no I do not. I only believe in Russian Yeti.
@LongLiveChowder5 жыл бұрын
@@MiraSubieGirl 😭🙃
@tarekl.37255 жыл бұрын
@@MiraSubieGirl what about solenya?
@TheGalneryus5 жыл бұрын
@@tarekl.3725 i saw what you did there
@ArchangelExile2 жыл бұрын
Little girl: Umm, I like cucumbers. Grown man: I like that... I like that...
@iagreewithyou74862 жыл бұрын
I love how after 2 years the Title is still misspelled
@chaingigan75453 жыл бұрын
1:32 Charlie: “it’s the body of his girlfriend” Mike: *breaks down, but begins to get hungry as he realizes she too, is made of meat*
@CER0MI3 жыл бұрын
You gotta stop😂
@dreamlord78203 жыл бұрын
Wait he really thought she was one of those tiny trees that whole time
@elih60873 жыл бұрын
JJ Virgin feeds him portions of his dead girlfriend's meat, saying: It's made of your girlfriend, how do you like your meat now?
@skinman42073 жыл бұрын
Such an original and iconic comment.
@Blatstein3 жыл бұрын
@@skinman4207 such an original comment is not very original
@nummnutz70465 жыл бұрын
Opening of the video: "Me, a fully fledged adult, heard, and believed, horror stories about broccoli."
@coffeeaddictanonymous5 жыл бұрын
You mean veggietales isn't REAL!?!?!?
@newtrog.3672 жыл бұрын
"well it seems that your body is composed of 80% meat" I guess he's not wrong
@fireflyeclipse Жыл бұрын
Calling broccoli “little trees” is how my parents got my youngest brother to eat it. Not a drawback imo
@joidss Жыл бұрын
it's true though, they're cute. i always ate the leaves first like a giraffe
@user-dx8nj7qj2g3 жыл бұрын
5:41 I guarantee this "I've lost friends because of it" is something like her getting super defensive and upset when someone just said "wow you eat alot of fries"
@TheChompChomp2 жыл бұрын
yea that's usually how it goes
@Nr.1JoyFan2 жыл бұрын
"N-No i don't! What are you talking about, i only eat 5 boxes of fries a day! That's not alot! *Fuck you!1!* "
@Karina-bt1ph2 жыл бұрын
maybe they were like, hey let’s go out for dinner, and she may or may not go and orders 10 servings of fries, then the friends think, what tf is wrong with this freak, and never speak to her again
@upyoursdotcom2 жыл бұрын
I think that the show is scripted. I think that "I've lost friends because of my [insert addiction here]" is a term that all these shows use in their script.
@steamyninja8881 Жыл бұрын
It could also be that she refuses to go anywhere that doesn’t serve fries. Imagine not being able to go to a restaurant cause they don’t serve fries and ol’ Debbie only eats the fries from France.
@toby49485 жыл бұрын
Oh no. Not the broccoli! The odds of being killed by broccoli is $1.02
@Gooseball15 жыл бұрын
Im dieing
@ryanstalnaker1855 жыл бұрын
This has gone to far
@devinloew76815 жыл бұрын
Callbacksss
@ShmoeBoe5 жыл бұрын
I don't know why the $1.02 thing has been blow out of proportion. The meaning of it is they would bet $1.02 on the outcome. The phrase doesn't translate well to text form though.
@Cynixx5 жыл бұрын
@@ShmoeBoe I'm pretty sure everybody knows what he was implying, but the fact of the matter is that $1.02 is not exactly a viable answer to "what are the odds of _____" "hey dude, how likely would you be to run across this field whilst screaming penis" ... "Oh you know, like £1.50"
@MastodonMann Жыл бұрын
I really like fries with no condiments. It healthier and the fries are already seasoned by salt and sometimes other spices, dipping it in sauce only cancels out the flavor
@fbidumbbee6 ай бұрын
"healthier" my brother in christ it's deep fried carbs, does it really matter what you do or don't dip it in at that point?
@MastodonMann6 ай бұрын
@@fbidumbbee yeah slightly. It’s like wether or not you want frosting on a honeybun or not. It’s unhealthy either way but it’s less unhealthy to go without frosting
@Travybear19893 ай бұрын
nah frys dipped in ranch with cheese and bacon bits on top are the best not gonna lie hadded that for lunch and it was like sex in my mouth
@the_jones5283 жыл бұрын
I know someone who is exactly like the French fry lady. All they do is eat French fries, pizza, white rice, and shrimp. No ketchup for the fries or nothing, they hate ketchup.
@maxpwer82945 жыл бұрын
8:24 Little girl: Umm.. I like cucumbers Mike: I like that, I like that Chis Hansen: Could you take seat right here
@wafflesarebetterthanpancak31995 жыл бұрын
MaxPøwer BANG BANG BANG FBI OPEN UP
@brandonveltri28255 жыл бұрын
Chris handsome
@manictiger5 жыл бұрын
Later in court: _"Will the jury please take witness of exhibit B: these laptops, found at the crime scene. You'll notice that they were all covered in lighter fluid and lit on fire before put out and taken as evidence."_
@roryjones955 жыл бұрын
Mike: 😟 i got a problem *Runs to inevitable arrest*
@markfeher24935 жыл бұрын
"FBI will remember that"
@maenad1231 Жыл бұрын
I’ve read about “supertasters” for and I’m 100% convinced my mother is on top of the supertaster hierarchy
@krazykat644 жыл бұрын
Had a friend who was exactly like this. Wouldn’t touch a vegetable. Ended up having a stent implanted in both his coronary arteries because they were so blocked by the time he reached age 39.
@heartplayz39803 жыл бұрын
Freaking heck
@TheRealBillix3 жыл бұрын
I can't understand the "I don't like it, therefore I CANNOT eat it" like tf 😅
@1ndiasmusic3 жыл бұрын
My partner was like this when we got together. We were 16 and he had the heart of a 40-yo smoker. He loves vegetables now. He just grew up with boiled and salted vegetables. I'm pretty sure 90% of the people who hate vegetables just grew up with parents who didn't know how to cook them
@jarleskogly83883 жыл бұрын
@@1ndiasmusic Soggy fucking vegetables was the bane of my childhood
@elih60873 жыл бұрын
@@1ndiasmusic I feel you. My bf won't eat many fruit and veggies although I always tell him to because he has to have his vitamins. But he always say he won't eat it because he doesn't like the texture regardless of how their cooked and how they taste. Really don't know what to to as at home he hasn't gotten much variety because he didn't like it and wasn't challenged in his eating habits but will get very defensive when I confront him about it.
@doumanseiman26453 жыл бұрын
a tour of that "horror" meat fridge would make me hungry and in the mood for some bbq ngl
@Travybear19893 ай бұрын
for real i was getting horny and had to grab my dildo and put it in my pussy for that part was drooling so bad lol
@LongXue2 жыл бұрын
"A NEW CHALLENGER HAS ARRIVED"
@mdizzle90004 жыл бұрын
He has less bodyfat than I do, I think he's onto something with this diet of pure protein
@Flipindabird234 жыл бұрын
Yeah if that's the main nutrient your body gets. Over time you'll be running off of protein(horrible) and your body will start to consume your lean muscle.
@wolfnation1004 жыл бұрын
Pure protein... And fat... And carcinogens... Yep, peak health.
@hjjjoshuapollitt22834 жыл бұрын
There’s a hole diet for loosing weight based on eating no carbs and just protein forget the name but it’s quite big and successful
@veptrix27764 жыл бұрын
@@hjjjoshuapollitt2283 keto or ketogenic except 9/10 people who try to emulate the diet do it entirely wrong. Also carbs are not this evil devil nutrient, the whole keto fad is a huge marketing scheme to sell "keto pills".
@dontdiscriminatehateeveryo92634 жыл бұрын
Dr Jordan Peterson is on the carnivore diet where he only consumes beef, water, and salt. He's thin and seems healthy. You just gotta find what works for your body. Everyone is different and eliminating an entire group of anything isn't good.
@karmapotato50483 жыл бұрын
He must have actually heard the horror story of poor Artie. Late on night, Artie, the town farmer, discovered a new vegitable in his garden. Curious, he tried to eat it, but choked to death That was the creation of an Artichoke
@ineffablelenn57253 жыл бұрын
oh, i like that
@guyman96553 жыл бұрын
Well, I mean the upper parts are a major choking hazard. 10/10 on realism
@paravalent79743 жыл бұрын
That is funny. You are funny.
@madrai3 жыл бұрын
@@paravalent7974 thanks
@ItsAlwaysOct3 жыл бұрын
Me: "Oh I get it! Cause artichokes are a big vegetable I think :)" Me 1 sec later: "Wait a fucking second-"
@opslocked85973 жыл бұрын
Shows like these are part of the reason why I have trust issues. I love French fries and I still have friends.
@Texicus_Reddicus3 жыл бұрын
"it kinda looks like a tiny tree" - an awful excuse to not eat brocolli
@audreydelang4 жыл бұрын
Is no one gonna talk about how he looked up google to get to google even tho it was already opened?... 6:53
@audreydelang4 жыл бұрын
SpruceMoose cool
@GarudaPSN4 жыл бұрын
I do that when I dont want the browser to pull up all my porn starting with the letters im searching. Google google so it opens actual google.
@sammyog62744 жыл бұрын
@@GarudaPSN just delete your search or use incon
@GarudaPSN4 жыл бұрын
@@sammyog6274 not having results show up is almost as suspicious as opening an incognito tab : )
@wackjumpr4 жыл бұрын
SpruceMoose sped
@nates97785 жыл бұрын
7:41 God XD, The woman crying while eating a blue french fry followed with such articulate commentary is just amazing.
@crayolagangsta20005 жыл бұрын
i like how you put a comma after "XD"
@darianf58335 жыл бұрын
I hope kids really don’t think this guy is articulate, he’s funny but not that
@nates97785 жыл бұрын
@@darianf5833 XD, is this guy joking?
@darianf58335 жыл бұрын
Not important I haven’t re watched the video but I already feel like I misunderstood you and you meant commentary as in the commentary in the documentary, not the streamer
@ElFreakinCid5 жыл бұрын
They said "followed by".
@RuthlessAntagonist3 жыл бұрын
Famous chefs have the super tasters by training their skills
@bradwilcox083 жыл бұрын
“How tough am I? I ate a blue french fry and only cried for 20 minutes.”
@Travybear19893 ай бұрын
idk cant blame him i mean i like frys but meat is where its at u cant say a double quarter pounder with cheese isnt the best burger on the planet i mean cmon shit is like god tier good ive hadded one for lunch 4 days in a row now and they are just to good
@callan43534 жыл бұрын
3:25 look how the guy on the right awkwardly tries to grab the bowl and she just rejects him..
@jarlbalgruufthegreater17584 жыл бұрын
he used the force
@kayleighdupont50603 жыл бұрын
@@jarlbalgruufthegreater1758 I love your username *hee hee*
@theonionsystem77793 жыл бұрын
@@jarlbalgruufthegreater1758 I'm the Jarl and I'm balling, balling, balling
@jpeezyYT3 жыл бұрын
This man's heart is a ribeye steak and his blood is a1 sauce
@atvras61503 жыл бұрын
Yes
@punchy2073 жыл бұрын
you dont put steak sauce on good steak
@RagingInsomniac3 жыл бұрын
@@punchy207 yes you do, makes it taste even better.
@punchy2073 жыл бұрын
@@RagingInsomniac no ypu dont
@thatoneguy44203 жыл бұрын
@@punchy207 yes ypu do
@basicallystupid70802 жыл бұрын
The raw meat guy, and the meat guy would get along greatly
@Travybear19893 ай бұрын
ever hadded meatloaf with uncooked beef and ketchup with brown sugar mixed in on top? its like the best thing ever not gonna lie prolly my favorite meal with a side of mashed potatos n cream gravy
@battlecrab26653 жыл бұрын
Now, you may be on to something here. I love broccoli, and my k/d is negative almost every time I play TF2, but one of my friends eats a diet comprised almost exclusively of pizza, soda, and chips, and he is really good.
@bloamy84985 жыл бұрын
"His meat addiction is taking its toll on their relationship" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@theone15175 жыл бұрын
Rigged paid actors
@JoninJordan5 жыл бұрын
Hol' up
@Ecliptor.5 жыл бұрын
OW MY SHOULDER
@BatmanisBatman4 жыл бұрын
LMFQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@kokki14524 жыл бұрын
"It's not a phase mom, get outta my meat room!"
@ctrl46134 жыл бұрын
*Meat room*
@melscarousel89714 жыл бұрын
'ShlòRp'
@nikotheanubianjackal91144 жыл бұрын
Yeeeow
@U-PN-BI-IBW4 жыл бұрын
Meat worm
@anunripelemon97692 жыл бұрын
6:48 he googled google so fast it feels like he does that regularly
@yo-ra89172 жыл бұрын
g and then enter
@theangelboy11113 жыл бұрын
i fucking love this guy, u try n be serious and listen to what theyre saying and he comes out with the most funniest fucking shit its fucking brilliant lol