Meat and French Fry Addict

[@radliss1477]

Michael, your life and relationship are at steak

[@sadyoshhours2769]

LOL

[@vie3147]

Radliss well he literally said "I like that" to the little girl who said "i like cucumbers." What a creep.

[@TheEric1203]

@@sadyoshhours2769 Get outta here, imposter

[@sadyoshhours2769]

@@TheEric1203 ok

[@cantrespawn1460]

This comment made my day.

[@LuqrativeEntertainment]

when the nutrition special name is J. J. Virgin, you know its serious

[@LocalFantaDealer]

Her name is a lie! She doesn't look like a virgin!

[@blui3609]

@joey joestar it took a sec before I firgured out the joke.

[@mastershifu7756]

@joey joestar Lmaoooooo

[@BuzzSahas]

@joey joestar creative 😂

[@crackpotpolitics5986]

Proof that virgins are of superior intelect

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

"Ew, yucky, I don't wanna eat a tiny tree"-Fully grown man

[@rulerworld1289]

Correction, 5 year old in a fully grown man's body

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

I happen to like them because they look like little trees... and I plant them in my mash potatoes and pretend I'm a giant coming to eat the forest..... I'm 32

[@alexcarter8807]

@@AlanaBananaCanada Broccoli is one of the most wonderful foods. And the first time I had cabbage, I was like, "Where has this stuff been all my life?"

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

@@alexcarter8807 brussel sprouts are amazing too! Loved them since I was a kid.. especially with a cheese sauce

[@eternallyAJ]

Ethan Stam vegetables are so underrated it’s just .. green. healthy green.

[@gregxcelente4271]

JJ Virgin sounds like one of those Steam names that keeps popping up in the bottom right corner. You cant remember who tf they are or why you're friends, all you know is they are crazy addicted to ARK for some reason.

[@Idiocy]

Oddly specific lol

[@bonky6128]

exact thing happening to me

[@GzheGzheGzhe]

addicted to cs:go*

[@titanmainlol7225]

Dam

[@firenova1977]

@@Idiocy But not inaccurate.

[@boothillfan04]

I often get called an oxygen addict. they say that if I continue this I'll die in about 60-70 years but. I keep doing it. I'm not gonna change..

[@armando1is1great]

Baggy 60-70 years?? The arrogance...

[@bluewuppo]

My aunt was an oxygen addict, thankfully after years of therapy and thousands of dollars in anti-oxygen equipment, we finally got her off. Im glad to say she's doing fine and is very peaceful.

[@Prince-oq2hu]

@@bluewuppo you scare me

[@grirrat]

You god damn oxygen heads always breathing in alleyways.

[@Man-vs-Metal]

Free radicals be damned

[@therion5458]

"Basically you're on rails to die"... Unlike all of us immortals.

[@elijahevangelista8177]

Tf are you on about?

[@lillyflower3415]

Are you implying that only eating meat/french fries WON'T bring you to an early grave?? Lol

[@DeadSpacedOut]

these replies are dumb... everyone dies, people with bad eating habits just die faster, how was this not obvious.

[@FriendlyFaded8008]

Yes. Death. The thing that everyone does. I love dying. I do it every day.

[@dannydevito7000]

@@FriendlyFaded8008 but it is something everyone does

[@polish_filipino]

"Meat and French fry addicted" _Truly the American way_

[@grungeboi4398]

Goddamn right

[@throatzilla4720]

Merica!!!

[@ChapuleTaylor]

Why is it american then if it has french on the name?

[@Notevenreal1]

USA USA USA

[@pepeiann]

At least we can afford it

[@ast9398]

“Dr. Virgin” is the most unfortunate PhD to ever be written

[@nerdstop5025]

"Dr. Virgin" is what I call my dick Wait what?

[@sumguy8]

MD

[@cml007]

He refers to him as Dr. Dow or whatever it is, and her as JJ lmaaao

[@winternet374]

“A man who looks in the mirror and worries about the GMO in the glass” That killed me.

[@zhin2127]

What is gma

[@alex-ie8tp]

@@zhin2127 ligma dick

[@kokonots]

Arganism

[@zhin2127]

@@kokonots god makes orphans

[@JordanWheeler1999]

@@zhin2127 if God creates orphans then home owners are made from the devil, lucifer

[@Tako101]

Literally this show is, “stop acting 12 yrs old”, the show

[@RealGrayKnight]

12 year olds eat bricks?!

[@RackShawnGaming]

Gray Knight rethink and answer that question again

[@johnstevens2972]

Amen. My brother law wouldn’t eat something unless it came out of the microwave.

[@iammatthew4797]

"No I won't eat my bwokwy? I wanna eat *MEAT* like the coow kids"

[@C5ndle]

I swear to god these things r more serious than you’d expect. These are mental disorders, practically addiction.

[@livingroomset2084]

"JJ Virgin" ah yes, clearly an expert on meat

[@lelandbacon1253]

She can get it

[@bears8503]

Lmaooo

[@johne7850]

What a ridiculous name. She most definitely can not 'get it' as Mr. Bacon claimed. Unless 'it' means a lobotomy.

[@KiwiHavok777]

She can get it

[@jidk4427]

You have one of the best profile pics I've seen

[@NKHYS-c5l]

"If only he hit the weights this dude would be jacked AF!" So damn true!

[@sumona8632]

Ikr

[@illusorytrutheffect]

@Romaine Calm not true😂 I’ve been on a almost fully carnivore diet for years and have very good bowel movements. fiber has already been scientifically proven to have little to 0 benefit in helping bowel movements or providing so called “health benefits” All fiber is, is food your body can’t break down fully, meaning you absorb 0 nutrients from it. If you eat healthy fiber isn’t needed at all in your diet. If you eat like shit then sure it can help slightly lower your chances of diabetes but that’s about it.

[@theduke0fflies]

@@illusorytrutheffect it’s a joke are you stupid

[@benedikta.9121]

@@illusorytrutheffect This is your brain on diet fads. Why is it that everyone seems to have a different opinion on what nutrient is supposedly "useless"? Someone who thinks fiber doesn't help you poop has clearly not eaten a lot of vegetables in their life.

[@illusorytrutheffect]

@@benedikta.9121 diet fads? I’ve eaten this way for over 5 years since I was 18. I used to be obese in high school and had some health issues, I no longer have any health issues and am in great shape. Sugar just doesn’t taste good to me anymore and leaves a weird taste in my mouth. If you seen what I said I said “almost fully carnivore” I still eat raspberries, avocados, pears, oranges. But other than that it’s strictly meats, organs and eggs. Occasionally cheese. So yeah fiber is somewhat important but not as important as some people think.

[@IStoleYourSandwich]

"Imagine that your life was so hollow that eating a blue french fry was the equivalent of jumping out of an airplane" lmfao

[@val-mz1ej]

nihilism

[@nothinghappens9811]

Hey man, different strokes for different folks.

[@SpencerLemay]

I dunno man. If things like being a picky eater can be shown to be partially instinctual traits with a genetic cause then why can't it be possible for someone out there to experience this to an extreme?

[@ElFreakinCid]

You're talking as though this show isn't fake as fuck.

[@bigchief7900]

You bitch wheres my sandwich

[@GLW675]

Dr. Holding human heart. "Michael your going to die" Michael looking at the human heart "you gonna finish that?"

[@darrylblatcher4533]

Lmao

[@GeorgeMonet]

Dr. Holding human heart: "It's your heart."

[@cryolocker0224]

@@GeorgeMonet “You finishing it or-“

[@johnr797]

@@GeorgeMonet "Michael you're going to die. We made sure of it."

[@ridiculousrandy1401]

@@johnr797 I mean, while I'm here you gonna finish that or....?

[@Prentaful]

>Tells someone they are gonna die young. > Ignore patient and console potential ex-girlfriend.

[@OfficialFedHater]

She's going to get addicted to meat, that doctor's meat.

[@TheBr00talhamster]

I'm pretty sure that's called courtesy.

[@riboanpjg]

@@TheBr00talhamster Yes, true courtesy to ignore the man who might be close to being on his death bed.

[@TheBr00talhamster]

riboanpjg Yeah, but you can also comfort the person having an emotional reaction to his diagnosis. It's like saying you can't console someone who just heard that their family member was ill.

[@Prentaful]

thats not what I was saying at all, the first person they consoled was the girlfriend, not the guy who was being told he was gonna die young. I don't care the cause or means, you console the person who will actually die first.

[@Zetact_]

"Hey Michael, how come you never got married?" "Because I like meat too much." "You can get married and still eat a lot of meat." "...I didn't know that."

[@szlatyka]

Ah yes. Blue guy in red spandex suit.

[@CyberWarezz05]

I understood that reference

[@Just_A_Guy_Here.]

I'm your 200th liker here & bye.

[@Natalia-uv7lm]

Imagine how much more entertaining this would be if his girlfriend was a vegan

[@siyacer]

Their guests must be eating big

[@tommyshelby2250]

It would be a fight to the death

[@JoeMama-zz9hd]

the two extremes fighting.

[@frinky21]

the way she acting make her seem like one lol

[@FortniteBattlePass-fm8oe]

This would be the perfect drama

[@Abejaved]

1:55 Mike is thinking about switching to cannibalism for a new source of meat, starting with the host.

[@jamier65551]

He looking like a real snack indeed

[@JB-jt9kd]

Girlfriend couldn't take his meat farts anymore

[@kplee3455]

I think greens make them worse tbh

[@bryanbandales6247]

She’s tired that she always has to clean the clogged toilet from all those huge solid shit

[@naylam.741]

People who don't eat enough fruit and veggies have awful tasting cum 😬😬

[@lonelyloser9376]

Nayla M. Damn you can judge that That’s kinda sus

[@junko4166]

@@naylam.741 Cum tastes bad regardless of your diet. If nut consumption is a constant in your sex life then just keep some Listerine around.

[@jessperson9750]

"J.J Virgin" what a name for a blonde woman on television.

[@adhchopper]

boooo

[@jessperson9750]

@@adhchopper Yes.

[@Jotaro3169]

boooo

[@jessperson9750]

@@Jotaro3169 Jotaro..... lmao

[@mediumrare2715]

imagine being a fully grown adult thats scared of a tiny green tree

[@dirtcobain7777]

Your name is very fitting

[@theonionsystem7779]

Imagine if they saw a real tree, they'd have a heart attack

[@yenmist4722]

yo nice refraction profile pic

[@oliviap.1370]

666th like

[@CyberWarezz05]

Imagine them saving a kid, and the dad being like:"Come on son, eat your filet mignon!"

[@disease_ridden8315]

Remember that one dude who only ate burgers and cried when they but a piece of lettuce on it?

[@updraft_shining]

Nikocado Avocado?

[@uwnbaw]

that's Charlie! he fucking hates lettuce

[@spoop4967]

@@uwnbaw lettuce is literally just crunchy no-flavor

[@uwnbaw]

@@spoop4967 i'm sorry that you were born with the wrong tastebuds, bud

[@spoop4967]

@@uwnbaw ive eaten some lettuce like 4 days ago it wasnt bad but honestly i dont have a good way to describe it other than crunchy leaf flavor

[@pizzaman5344]

5th day without meat Mike began making meat snowmen in th yard and began calling them his meat men.

[@sicariusflamus3033]

his man meat

[@notedcorpse]

*thank you im coughing*

[@pizzaman5344]

Anonymous Boi In Northern Europe yes gamer you are the welcome

[@Detlevboi]

How does he do that without meat?

[@pizzaman5344]

@@Detlevboi he cannot consume the meat

[@definitelyajaegerist861]

The doctors literally make them feel guilt and shame, instead of telling them the risks in a gentle way and trying to ease them off the addiction.

[@Travybear1989]

for real i eat meat all the time but so what meat is healthy and meat is life if u dont eat meat u die its like they want to kill him or something wtf there is nothing wrong with eating meat a lot of ppl eat only meat and live i havent had veggies sense i was like 10 and im 22 now and healthy a lot of ppl that dont eat enough meat are to skinny and look weak you need protien and without it u die veggies are actually bad for u because they have toxins that can kill you like if you eat a lot of lettuce you get stomache cancer because my moms friend ate a lot of veggies and died he was like super healthy and had cancer not sure what kind but he died and was only like 50 or something meat also tastes good so there is no point eating veggies and yes i am fat but get over it being fat is better then being skinny and starving to death

[@Travybear1989]

i guess i eat french frys whatever so i lied

[@creepsfreaksandscenequeend4449]

I love how the girlfriend dabs her eye when the Dr. says "he's gonna die" she can't even actually cry. Relationship was on the rocks before the meat bud.

[@honeydew3552]

This is all exaggerated and acted. She couldn't cry because the producers tell you how to act and what to do, they make things up for drama and do multiple takes for scenes. This isn't real, lol, it's reality TV

[@bobobsen]

Exaggerated and acted are completely different things. It's so much easier and cheaper to find some dumb fucks in rural America and aim a camera at them than it is to hire a script writer and professional actors who don't care about future roles. The "it's all scripted" mindset is really dumb when you try to think about it

[@honeydew3552]

@@bobobsen I never said "it's all scripted". Good job attacking a straw man, I agree it's a dumb mindset. Good thing nobody here said that, eh? But no, I'm not speculating. I'm going off of interviews with the people lmao. They aren't actors, what I was saying was the producers make them exaggerate everything or make them do X or Y so the show will be interesting. And it actually is more expensive to try and find people who do everything you want without having to ask, people are unpredictable. It's easier to find someone with an interesting story who is willing to do what you say to make it even MORE interesting. Which is what they do. Also, exaggerated and acted of course are different things... Uh, thanks for the obvious? But anyway, exaggerated acting exist lmao you can do both. I think you mistake opposite for synonymous, where using both words isn't possible

[@ethanc.7477]

@@honeydew3552 I don't think anyone cares enough to read that long ass comment, you win by default.

[@Lych_]

People can only cry 95 liters their whole life.most people finish it under 50 years while some finnish in 12.how do you know maybe she wasted all her tears

[@yyfdjvdhgtyhji6983]

“Addicted to Fries and Meat” Me: *laughs nervously in American*

[@hotdiggityballs9454]

You like obama

[@davidjames9424]

@@hotdiggityballs9454 hahahahaha.

[@hotdiggityballs9454]

@@maxrequisite what the fuck are you talking about

[@brertt8350]

@@hotdiggityballs9454 hes not wrong

[@hotdiggityballs9454]

@@brertt8350 still why the fuck do I need to know that What if I already do

[@SonOfMeme]

"You're on rails to die" that's literally true of every human on earth.

[@SacredLiquid]

*living thing

[@SonOfMeme]

What are you, some kind of hippie?

[@dylanvlogs4303]

Most people are on a steam train and he’s on a subway going 10x faster

[@matttheamerican3766]

Not all of us.

[@magicblini]

Yeah technically the truth

[@StingerBeats]

Michael: Doesn’t like red peppers Charlie: “And i took that personally”

[@itsme_nathan6301]

I often get called a water addict for drinking eight glasses of water per day. Doctors say if I continue doing this I will only have 70-80 years left to live. I wont change.

[@heythere1176]

Omg I can’t believe that 😱

[@Corio626]

Keep it up my hydro homie

[@itsme_nathan6301]

Thanks guys, glad to know i have supporters

[@nercksrule]

You're in contention for being the Water Champ.

[@lockerbuddy2039]

I understand, i have an addiction to having a beating heart. They say the worst case scenario is that I'll live to be 90 or even 95 if I'm not careful. Sadly, i will not change...

[@zuko1569]

His love for meat is really getting in the way of him and his gf now if we take this out of context...

[@Aquarius003]

He can be married and still love meat

[@icouldntthinkofagoodname7216]

He loves meat so much that he won't even let his gf eat his meat. That's why she's frustrated and slowly being fed up.

[@danielwilliams7685]

@@Aquarius003 we can call him vito

[@speedyjay6255]

Glad to see you again

[@jidk4427]

I volunteer to assist his gf as a mediator, or meatiator

[@megugu2155]

"is that a doctor or is that a pornstar playing as a doctor" i remembered why im subbed to this channel again

[@JordanWheeler1999]

Been watching WAY to much xvideos to understand that reference

[@aymen_]

just like me, for thei reily raid jokes

[@zakstyers9471]

Put these gloves on and check my ass theres meat in there

[@uraveragejohndoe2180]

"i've heard horror stories of broccoli" Ahh yes the horror story called The Hash Slinging Broccoli

[@anastasiaftw5454]

The slash slinging! The hash bringing!

[@tennesseeisaac6692]

J.J. Virgin sounds like a porn name.

[@mridk4163]

Yez

[@TheRansyn]

My porn name

[@solus8685]

That's what I thought lmao

[@kirishimathebakugoufanboy7689]

J. J. Virgin IS my pornstar name.

[@nakenmil]

@@solus8685 got me quakin'.

[@JohnDoe-tt5qc]

They cancelled the show after this episode because Mike ate the hosts.

[@krazykat64]

Had a friend who was exactly like this. Wouldn’t touch a vegetable. Ended up having a stent implanted in both his coronary arteries because they were so blocked by the time he reached age 39.

[@heartplayz3980]

Freaking heck

[@TheRealBillix]

I can't understand the "I don't like it, therefore I CANNOT eat it" like tf 😅

[@1ndiasmusic]

My partner was like this when we got together. We were 16 and he had the heart of a 40-yo smoker. He loves vegetables now. He just grew up with boiled and salted vegetables. I'm pretty sure 90% of the people who hate vegetables just grew up with parents who didn't know how to cook them

[@jarleskogly8388]

@@1ndiasmusic Soggy fucking vegetables was the bane of my childhood

[@elih6087]

@@1ndiasmusic I feel you. My bf won't eat many fruit and veggies although I always tell him to because he has to have his vitamins. But he always say he won't eat it because he doesn't like the texture regardless of how their cooked and how they taste. Really don't know what to to as at home he hasn't gotten much variety because he didn't like it and wasn't challenged in his eating habits but will get very defensive when I confront him about it.

[@kirbygamer0640]

The horror story Charlie makes up as he watches the video is an amazing concept for someone like MeatCanyon to make. Jenna dead in the corner, the meat monster shoveling meat into his mouth as an IV drip puts meat in his bloodstream. All his belongings now replaced with meat versions.

[@HannahWoods-yp8ed]

I'm taking this idea (with credit, of course).

[@kirbygamer0640]

@@HannahWoods-yp8ed Yo sick- alright.

[@nummnutz7046]

Opening of the video: "Me, a fully fledged adult, heard, and believed, horror stories about broccoli."

[@coffeeaddictanonymous]

You mean veggietales isn't REAL!?!?!?

[@djdeadbeat4380]

A girl wants to dump a guy because he has too much meat First time I’ve heard that

[@anthonymiles8978]

DJ Deadbeat To be fair to her, he was eating all that meat.

[@johnmoreno6903]

Anthony Miles she just wanted some of that big meat

[@shaynehughes6645]

The problem was that he wanted all the meat to himself

[@khhnator]

homosexuals like meat, women like money

[@servalguts]

DJ Deadbeat poop

[@motivusthesage]

Doctor: you must eat vegetables or you will die Michael: _I must consult with the elder gods_

[@CC-vv2ne]

he said, maybe die earlier than others.

[@samuelr.6046]

@@CC-vv2ne who wants to live too 100 anyways

[@Travybear1989]

veggies are toxic to humans ppl all over the world live of of meat and r fine grow up

[@doomfanboy9413]

the hair, THE HAIR man a lot has changed in two years holy shit.

[@damiank5976]

This is what vegans imagine every meat eater is like

[@realOKC]

@No ThisIsPatrick Shut the fuck up

[@lumethecrow]

@No ThisIsPatrick I think we found a vegan

[@abandonedacc420]

@No ThisIsPatrick ??????????????? they're not wrong and i'm pretty sure they didn't mean it seriously?? i don't think they have anything against you vegans but go off i guess

[@orang9407]

@No ThisIsPatrick kzbin.info/www/bejne/hX3Tlotqh7eiaJo

[@faridsalam9521]

@@realOKC Wow. The 2nd coming of Aramaru

[@David-et9oi]

Title: “meat and French fry addict” Stroke: it’s free real estate

[@teighanclott-brown9494]

ikr I almost have heart attack every day

[@ackmadallah2153]

Shit in my mouth

[@DeadSpacedOut]

@@ackmadallah2153 ok

[@Travybear1989]

@@teighanclott-brown9494 same lol i eat fast food all the time and im only 22 but fat and have high blood pressure lol cant help it tho its just to good so yolo

[@user-dx8nj7qj2g]

5:41 I guarantee this "I've lost friends because of it" is something like her getting super defensive and upset when someone just said "wow you eat alot of fries"

[@TheChompChomp]

yea that's usually how it goes

[@jetaimessul]

"N-No i don't! What are you talking about, i only eat 5 boxes of fries a day! That's not alot! *Fuck you!1!* "

[@Karina-bt1ph]

maybe they were like, hey let’s go out for dinner, and she may or may not go and orders 10 servings of fries, then the friends think, what tf is wrong with this freak, and never speak to her again

[@upyoursdotcom]

I think that the show is scripted. I think that "I've lost friends because of my [insert addiction here]" is a term that all these shows use in their script.

[@steamyninja8881]

It could also be that she refuses to go anywhere that doesn’t serve fries. Imagine not being able to go to a restaurant cause they don’t serve fries and ol’ Debbie only eats the fries from France.

[@sathiyamani2840]

a new subscriber here, Charlie's commentary is hilarious!! i've not laughed out loud in the longest time.

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

Person: *Is addicted to meat and french fries* Drugs: Am I a joke to you?

[@regiluthfi]

Do you think sasquatch does exist?

[@MiraSubieGirl]

@@regiluthfi Not only is this relevant, but no I do not. I only believe in Russian Yeti.

[@LongLiveChowder]

@@MiraSubieGirl 😭🙃

[@tarekl.3725]

@@MiraSubieGirl what about solenya?

[@TheGalneryus]

@@tarekl.3725 i saw what you did there

[@SketchingPandaRen]

"Who wants to eat a tree?" 5 year old me: :O I'm gonna eat this tiny tree! I literally ate my first piece of broccoli cause my grandma said it was a tiny tree.

[@lizzie-4011]

this is so wholesome 🥺

[@hotgayfurryfeet]

#treegang

[@durararafan]

D: broccoli is tiny tree! Tree has been eating trees!?

[@MrAnimeluver123]

When I was a kid I would pretend to be a Brontosaurus whenever I ate broccoli.

[@lumethecrow]

When I was a kid I just ate broccoli because I thought it tasted good

[@stupidandhated8]

Charlie for the love of God raise the volume on the video you're commenting on

[@KSR3]

the only voice you need to hear is his

[@equintrinity8678]

Lmao he really does

[@michaelangelo8898]

Copyright audio maybe?

[@berkansahin2390]

Sometimes the original video is just to quiet. As example, around 2-3 weeks ago he wanted to watch a prison break video, but he couldn't do it, bcs the original audio had such a low volume, that you couldnt hear anything.

[@TarotVylan]

Right? I can't hear the funny addiction people without BLASTING MY EARDRUMS with his beautiful, sultry voice

[@ArchangelExile]

Little girl: Umm, I like cucumbers. Grown man: I like that... I like that...

[@nates9778]

7:41 God XD, The woman crying while eating a blue french fry followed with such articulate commentary is just amazing.

[@crayolagangsta2000]

i like how you put a comma after "XD"

[@darianf5833]

I hope kids really don’t think this guy is articulate, he’s funny but not that

[@nates9778]

@@darianf5833 XD, is this guy joking?

[@darianf5833]

Not important I haven’t re watched the video but I already feel like I misunderstood you and you meant commentary as in the commentary in the documentary, not the streamer

[@ElFreakinCid]

They said "followed by".

[@chaingigan7545]

1:32 Charlie: “it’s the body of his girlfriend” Mike: *breaks down, but begins to get hungry as he realizes she too, is made of meat*

[@CER0MI]

You gotta stop😂

[@dreamlord7820]

Wait he really thought she was one of those tiny trees that whole time

[@elih6087]

JJ Virgin feeds him portions of his dead girlfriend's meat, saying: It's made of your girlfriend, how do you like your meat now?

[@skinman4207]

Such an original and iconic comment.

[@Blatstein]

@@skinman4207 such an original comment is not very original

[@maxpwer8294]

8:24 Little girl: Umm.. I like cucumbers Mike: I like that, I like that Chis Hansen: Could you take seat right here

[@wafflesarebetterthanpancak3199]

MaxPøwer BANG BANG BANG FBI OPEN UP

[@brandonveltri2825]

Chris handsome

[@manictiger]

Later in court: _"Will the jury please take witness of exhibit B: these laptops, found at the crime scene. You'll notice that they were all covered in lighter fluid and lit on fire before put out and taken as evidence."_

[@roryjones95]

Mike: 😟 i got a problem *Runs to inevitable arrest*

[@markfeher2493]

"FBI will remember that"

[@LowReedExpert1]

As a 400+lb guy (I'm working on it, don't want to have Charlie react to me lol) seeing that man eat 5lbs of meat a day is insane! That's beyond just a heavy meal

[@karmapotato5048]

He must have actually heard the horror story of poor Artie. Late on night, Artie, the town farmer, discovered a new vegitable in his garden. Curious, he tried to eat it, but choked to death That was the creation of an Artichoke

[@ineffablelenn5725]

oh, i like that

[@guyman9655]

Well, I mean the upper parts are a major choking hazard. 10/10 on realism

[@paravalent7974]

That is funny. You are funny.

[@madrai]

@@paravalent7974 thanks

[@ItsAlwaysOct]

Me: "Oh I get it! Cause artichokes are a big vegetable I think :)" Me 1 sec later: "Wait a fucking second-"

[@callan4353]

3:25 look how the guy on the right awkwardly tries to grab the bowl and she just rejects him..

[@jarlbalgruufthegreater1758]

he used the force

[@kayleighdupont5060]

@@jarlbalgruufthegreater1758 I love your username *hee hee*

[@theonionsystem7779]

@@jarlbalgruufthegreater1758 I'm the Jarl and I'm balling, balling, balling

[@kreekkidproductions2847]

The world’s first anti-vegan

[@KSR3]

you are not just wrong you are stupid

[@obliviouspotato8545]

KSR3 It’s a joke (I think)

[@shaynehughes6645]

@@KSR3 now wait just a minute

[@jacobpatterson1091]

KSR3 kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5LCZKqHfciglbs

[@neptune9647]

The first Human Carnivore

[@Smelly556]

He's clearly the grandson of that one WW1 french soldier with all the sausages in his jacket

[@audreydelang]

Is no one gonna talk about how he looked up google to get to google even tho it was already opened?... 6:53

[@audreydelang]

SpruceMoose cool

[@GarudaPSN]

I do that when I dont want the browser to pull up all my porn starting with the letters im searching. Google google so it opens actual google.

[@sammyog6274]

@@GarudaPSN just delete your search or use incon

[@GarudaPSN]

@@sammyog6274 not having results show up is almost as suspicious as opening an incognito tab : )

[@tr1stonn]

SpruceMoose sped

[@qcote8219]

"I only hear horror stories about broccoli" But the carrots are totally fine tho

[@jukujuku6153]

Yeah wtf

[@justin2308]

Carrots are delicious.

[@trolledfrog678]

@@justin2308 agree

[@dumpsterchild131]

the homestuck pfp summoned me

[@acidpain6059]

Carrots rule

[@JohnSmith-kb4re]

"Is he hanging around middle schools?" That raises more questions than it answers

[@glamam3914]

When your name is amber and you’re eating French fries watching this...

[@TheLordArion]

Immersive

[@Travybear1989]

wtf my name is amber to wtf is up with this im eating poutine and a bacon cheeseburger while im watching this

[@mdizzle9000]

He has less bodyfat than I do, I think he's onto something with this diet of pure protein

[@Flipindabird23]

Yeah if that's the main nutrient your body gets. Over time you'll be running off of protein(horrible) and your body will start to consume your lean muscle.

[@wolfnation100]

Pure protein... And fat... And carcinogens... Yep, peak health.

[@hjjjoshuapollitt2283]

There’s a hole diet for loosing weight based on eating no carbs and just protein forget the name but it’s quite big and successful

[@veptrix2776]

@@hjjjoshuapollitt2283 keto or ketogenic except 9/10 people who try to emulate the diet do it entirely wrong. Also carbs are not this evil devil nutrient, the whole keto fad is a huge marketing scheme to sell "keto pills".

[@dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263]

Dr Jordan Peterson is on the carnivore diet where he only consumes beef, water, and salt. He's thin and seems healthy. You just gotta find what works for your body. Everyone is different and eliminating an entire group of anything isn't good.

[@bloamy8498]

"His meat addiction is taking its toll on their relationship" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@theone1517]

Rigged paid actors

[@JoninJordan]

Hol' up

[@Ecliptor.]

OW MY SHOULDER

[@BatmanisBatman]

LMFQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@toby4948]

Oh no. Not the broccoli! The odds of being killed by broccoli is $1.02

[@Gooseball1]

Im dieing

[@ryanstalnaker185]

This has gone to far

[@devinloew7681]

Callbacksss

[@ShmoeBoe]

I don't know why the $1.02 thing has been blow out of proportion. The meaning of it is they would bet $1.02 on the outcome. The phrase doesn't translate well to text form though.

[@Cynixx]

@@ShmoeBoe I'm pretty sure everybody knows what he was implying, but the fact of the matter is that $1.02 is not exactly a viable answer to "what are the odds of _____" "hey dude, how likely would you be to run across this field whilst screaming penis" ... "Oh you know, like £1.50"

[@Charlies_Factory]

Vegans call us “meat eaters” we are just regular people. This person is a meat eater.

[@TheBearOfSpades]

Just as vegans are weird, so is only eating meat.

[@upyoursdotcom]

@@TheBearOfSpades I don't see how vegans are weird

[@nerdstop5025]

I petition for vegans to refer to us normal people as "onnivores" instead because we are nowhere near the boarder of this man

[@ObsidianArrowYT]

@@nerdstop5025 do you mean “Omnivores”?

[@Knapperoni]

@@ObsidianArrowYT Omnivore animals eat both meat and vegetables

[@kokki1452]

"It's not a phase mom, get outta my meat room!"

[@ctrl4613]

*Meat room*

[@melscarousel8971]

'ShlòRp'

[@nikotheanubianjackal9114]

Yeeeow

[@U-PN-BI-IBW]

Meat worm

[@jpeezyYT]

This man's heart is a ribeye steak and his blood is a1 sauce

[@atvras6150]

Yes

[@punchy207]

you dont put steak sauce on good steak

[@RagingInsomniac]

@@punchy207 yes you do, makes it taste even better.

[@punchy207]

@@RagingInsomniac no ypu dont

[@thatoneguy4420]

@@punchy207 yes ypu do

[@Anvynn]

That scene when she cries at eating a blue French Fry always cracks me up Reminds me of Nicado Avocado

[@kwompog]

This is a late reply but my friend, same here lmfaoooo

[@Smiththebat]

Lol Charlie is the most innocently naive person out there and its hella-wholesome. Edit: also how is this frenchfry lady alive?

[@Travybear1989]

hes a cis white male an idk how the french fry lady is alive u gotta eat meat for protein so she is lying i think idk french frys are pretty good but u gotta have a burger with them for a meal having a double quarter pounder and large frys now and omg u just cant beat macdonalds

[@travito]

"Hey Cosgrove how come you never got married?" "I like meat too much"

[@HeronSight]

You know you can be married AND still eat a lot of meat.

[@CyberYoYo-xs3vq]

@@HeronSight "I didn't know that."

[@charlotteartist6606]

Marry a guy then 😏

[@flameshana9]

I laughed out loud when I read that.

[@haikalali7226]

@@HeronSight you must be stupid

[@WeebRemover4500]

"god, imagine if your life was so hollow that eating a blue french fry was equal to jumping out of an airplane" -charlie

[@dovahspy9813]

"Meat and French Fry Addict" That's called A REAL AMERICAN

[@DiggitySlice]

Edgy

[@rowc.9378]

You see there's that and the vegans that shame you for not also being vegan

[@a-terrible-fate532]

Murrica

[@Travybear1989]

@@rowc.9378 omfg my brother is vegan and he pisses me of honestly he judges me for being fat because im a girl and 250 pounds and he is a guy and 160 pounds but nobody cares we only live once vegans always try to push there shit on you i get my brother is smarter then me cuz i have autism adhd ptsd anxity bipolar and other shit but dont fking push your vegan bs on me i have enough to deal with i honestly like to just only eat meat around him because i know deep down he craves it last time he came over with his trophy blonde wife i ate bacon in front of them and acted like i was coming lol it was so funny but they acted all stuck up like they always do fk vegans

[@Travybear1989]

@@rowc.9378 sorry i just REEEEEAAAAALLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY hate vegans i dont think i can deal with them anymore had to vent i guess

[@hunteradams2073]

Mike: "if this behavior doesn't change, Jenna's gonna be out of this relationship" Penguin: "And in my bed"

[@buccaneer3071]

Hunter Adams I'm shocked that this is the first time I've heard someone call Charlie penguin

[@claudiajones1496]

@@buccaneer3071 the guy might be new and doesn't know Charlie goes by "Critikal"

[@BerkNiteGaming]

Next up: mike is addicted to vegetables

[@RugerTooWavy]

@memegodjr vegetarian*

[@naenaemister5048]

Berk mike died from eating to much red peppers

[@Travybear1989]

hell no veggies are gross nobody likes them

[@reesaypb9840]

Me:*has absolutely no friends* Me:its those damn french fries 😒

[@nothinghappens9811]

Your mom: It's cause you're always on them damn fries.

[@sca8217]

"His meat addiction is taking a toll on their relationship. " Yeah, I can imagine that happening.

[@ByronTheDragonKing]

"i like cucumbers" Mike: *"OH YEA I LIKE THAT"*

[@yubiko7725]

Lmao

[@DUKEHadToDoItToEm]

Charlie isn't wrong, if Michael worked out he could be a *BIG MAN* Not to say he'd be healthy, but he'd be a *BIG MAN* and at the end of the day that's what really matters

[@Rspsand07]

"Die at 50, leave a huge coffin." - Dom Mazetti

[@averymccoytarnished6782]

Not enough carbs

[@TwistyTreeline]

@@averymccoytarnished6782 fries are like all carbs

[@athallaaryaseta4023]

@@averymccoytarnished6782 it's actually healthier without carbs with that such a lifestyle because carbs will help to build up cholesterol

[@averymccoytarnished6782]

Athalla, that is completely misleading. Cholesterol is primarily limited by genetic factors, and if you're working out properly, you're expending most of the carbs that you eat. Carbohydrates also play a pretty crucial role in the muscle building process that fats and proteins alone fail to rival.

[@crewposter6726]

*Orders a quarter pounder with fries* Freaky Eaters: I diagnose you with meat and fries addiction

[@TheDrCN]

It's not so much that he eats a bunch of awful shit as it is not eating anything else. Give the dude a damn carrot and let him finish his cheeseburger.

[@kolmorka]

@@TheDrCN Yeah because that would help lmao no it is an issue that he eats so much of it you can't balance that with healthy food on top of it you need a healthy fucking diet

[@mfs96]

@Schtipadoo Big Dick that make no sense. Lol

[@danielthemaniel7934]

I like how that doctor was like "You're on rails to die." as if he's gonna keel over in the next month and then he hits him with "And probably at a younger age than most other people" so hes got a good 50 years left. Most dramatic doctor on earth. "Hey doc, does this mole look weird?" "You're dying... In 60 to 70 years"

[@CyberWarezz05]

Lol how do you know?Sure, eating healthy is relative for more people, but pumping your body with so much protein and salt isn't healthy.Plus, a high amount of meat causes high bood pressure, which can lead to stroke and heart attack.Also, meat is high in purines that form uric acid that can lead to kidney stones and gout.So it's not that far fetched to say that he will die at a younger age.And even if he doesn't die, there are still high chances that he will become a cripple

[@jasperjazzie]

also literally everyone is on the rails to die lmao, that's just how aging works

[@danielthemaniel7934]

@@jasperjazzie exactly lol

[@AnyaKimochi]

5:08 If she stole my french fries because her excuse was she's 'addicted' to fries,I'd stop being friends with her too lmao 😂

[@EnslaveBrownMan]

Daughter: I like cucumbers Dr. Mike: I like that *SICKO MODE ENGAGED*

[@KSR3]

more like sucko mode

[@Travybear1989]

ok so your shaming ppl for kinks? i popped my cherry to a cucumber at 12 get over it better then wasting it on a man who doesnt love me anyways

[@pengmaeda9908]

*Eats a McDouble* *FREAKY EATERS WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

[@TeaKiwi]

When I read it I got a notification and got scared

[@theguywhowentthere3346]

Meat Professors HATE this woman! - Click here!

[@aliflamin8533]

*Proceeded to upgrade level into Big Mac*

[@noahhenderson3164]

What's incredible is how much the human body can handle before crashing

[@potaterjim]

"You are on rails to die. And you're most likely gonna die younger than most people would." So in other words, he's a perfectly normal, averagely healthy human being.

[@TESkyrimizer]

America babee

[@garfieif8187]

I think it's the second sentence that's important

[@Bourikii2992]

@@TESkyrimizer The us life expectancy is only 2-5 years less than other countries lol.

[@Jamauler]

Daughter: " I like cucumbers" Pedophiles: *WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN*

[@KotsarisGR]

I died! :D

[@KingHalbatorix]

Indra Therion you are bad at timestamps. 8:24

[@mrlardtard6552]

@@therion5458 God damn, that's a stupid fucking phrase

[@TailsTheFox32]

​@@mrlardtard6552 Right? Why do people even use it? First off people don't even use it right, they say it because they saw it on a meme and now they want to sound cool so they make it part of their vocabulary. Second, it's so overused that I pretty much expect someone to say it even during a normal conversation like, "yo I went to the donut shop today, they had really good coffee today!" and they just reply with "ok boomer". Jesus Christ.

[@Inbal_Feuchtwanger]

@@therion5458 That doesnt even make sense, also the person incapable of even making a proper timestamp would be the Boomer..

[@JustAfakeSource]

She said "It's me or the meat" Sometimes I still miss her

[@basicallystupid7080]

The raw meat guy, and the meat guy would get along greatly

[@Travybear1989]

ever hadded meatloaf with uncooked beef and ketchup with brown sugar mixed in on top? its like the best thing ever not gonna lie prolly my favorite meal with a side of mashed potatos n cream gravy

[@JomasterTheSecond]

J.J. Virgin is the name of someone who's never had any meat in her life

[@archfriend]

It's an ironic name

[@dannyboy2005]

I have an unhealthy relationship with the KZbin notifications. They tell me when a video comes out about 6 minutes after its released. But I still use it. I need help

[@williamarmstrong7163]

society is based around 4 classes nontaster 24% medium tasters 55% supertasters 20% and finally *omegatasters* - 1%

[@Anipixelz]

Love this anime

[@dabtican4953]

We all wish to be the one percent

[@Anipixelz]

@@dabtican4953 no this is anime,so being the average is best then we become the 1% through hard work and luck

[@cuntasaursrex3273]

Chadtasters

[@OfficialFedHater]

Am I in an Isekai? I feel like I got a shitty one.

[@anonanon8974]

The commentary was so ridiculously hilarious.

[@dennispeitler7540]

6:54 he actually types google into google lol

[@AbsoluteWarlord1]

Charlie is the type of guy to put milk before his cereal

[@kba]

I also do that, normal google just hits different than homepage google

[@siyacer]

@@AbsoluteWarlord1 aka the correct way to do it

[@AbsoluteWarlord1]

@@siyacer what's wrong with u

[@siyacer]

@@AbsoluteWarlord1 nothing, what's wrong with YOU?

[@brookbigs1307]

How can food ruin a relationship? Also how do you lose friends because of what you eat!!😂 like Tom you like carrots we are NOT friends anymore.

[@joshatron6002]

Tom, I'm really not fond of carrots, and so I'm really not fond of you. Unless you stop eating carrots, I'm moving to Jamaica.

[@brookbigs1307]

Yes, goodbye Tom. I will never talk to you agian and I will be on the other side of thw world. Once you stop eating carrots I will talk to you again.

[@xen1568]

Wow this comment section made me cry a bit😢 fucking tom

[@swiggersyolo5748]

If Tom only ate carrots and wouldn't listen to me about changing his ways I know Id give him a rude wake up call

[@averystrangeghostlysquid7637]

Its a sad excuse to hide the fact that shes pathetic, knees weak, arms heavy.

[@douglassamber3159]

I’m a “Medium Taster” Meaning I don’t cry when I have to eat a food that isn’t French Fries

[@FemaleAnimeMaster]

Sentiments like the one he has toward the poor woman are why mental health is taken seriously enough

[@Toby_K]

Meat and french fry addict. So basically every american ever.

[@slowed8394]

I mean... people do eat meat

[@meemosteeno5121]

McDonalds French fries slap

[@sleeplessdistrict3897]

Two of the greatest arguments I’ve ever seen

[@engineergaming2553]

Hey! your right

[@narajayde520]

Meemo Steeno only if they’re fresh and not fried for like an hour

[@localterrorist3155]

1900s - tries to avoid addictions 2019 - French fry addicts

[@JavaIsnom]

Ah yes, avoiding addictions. Just opium, cocaine, tobacco, ether, and formaldehyde for me.

[@p.n.k.-rokuza400]

so we're not gonna talk about how this lady's last name is virgin?

[@Boooo]

Because unlike you she wears that title with pride.

[@bigchill8216]

@@Boooo god damn

[@helphelpimbeingrepressed9347]

"You're on rails to the grave." Oh, Ok cool so you have the secret to life everlasting then?

[@kerruo2631]

"You're going to die Michael" Michael starts to eat healthy and dies of old age