Real Shaolin Disciple Reacts to Steven Seagal

[@coninater]

I think Jackie Chan said it the best when asked what you do if you get into a street fight. "First you take your jacket, then you take the jacket and throw it in their face, and then you run away when they are distracted." "If they have a knife, you run away. Best defense when getting in a street fight is running away"

[@DadBodFit]

As Mr. Miyagi says, "No be there."

[@scruffymakaveli6870]

You said it. Picking street fights is the best way to get stabbed or shot.

[@Colin-kh6kp]

Steven Segal can barely get in and out of chairs, he's not about to run away from anything.

[@dragonhitman1071]

Jackie chan is just a living jojo reference.

[@katarinatibai8396]

@@Colin-kh6kp 😂😂😂 🎯👏👏👏

[@Kater9277]

"no one uses this unique technique" is the martial arts equivalent of "doctors don't want you to know about this".

[@dude9318]

​@@Bialy_1 what is your point here? Im not trying to be rude Im just wondering what the point of your comment is

[@theglitchedmissile9239]

@@Bialy_1 I ain't reading all of that

[@sadge0]

"no one uses this unique technique" personally for me means that this shit either doesn't work or takes decades to learn to actually use it in real fight

[@Altimit1417]

@@sadge0 you are confusing 'real fight' with fight sports. These small joins manipulation works wonders in real fight. School backyard. Outside of pubs in the back alley. Also groin shots, eye gouge they disable an aggressor real quick.

[@WomanSlayer69420]

@@sadge0 "no one uses this?" Oh, alright. It's probably not good then.

[@joshbruns7403]

Jesse is legit. He’s always looking for more knowledge and the history of it. He probably thought a lot of this was BS too, but he’s always super respectful when he does his interviews. He recently put out a video of his most recent MMA fight and for only training with his brother for a month I’d say he honestly did pretty well against a much more experienced fighter. He was super humble about it too, it’s for sure worth a watch.

[@MtnBadger]

Jesse also said, with sincerity, that he was surprised by his time with Seagal and had a different outlook (paraphrasing). And others have explained what Seagal was talking about.

[@savagegtalks5912]

he suffers from "the Sweden syndrome", it's a lot like the Stockholm syndrome, but on a bigger, more naive scale... a lot of nutless nordic people suffers from this today... here we just nickname ppl like him "Ephialtes", you know from the Greeks? that traitor who showed the enemy a way into their country? Swedes aren't humble, they are nutless. Know the difference lol

[@hongkongcantonese501]

Agree 100%.

[@raywest7222]

Dude you can totally see on his face that he's calling BS in his head the whole time. I was wondering why he even did these videos. You can see a couple of times where Jesse and Oliver look at each other and give each other a look like "WTF, is this dude for real?" They must have been cracking up when they got home after that. Like what the hell was that🤣

[@savagegtalks5912]

@@raywest7222 nah, they Scandinavian, they suffer from Sweden syndrome... they fully believe this shit.

[@Fydron]

Steven Seagal might be the greatest actor there is as he has been able to stay in character for 70 years.

[@idonwantella2824]

Seagal, in his early acting career, said he wasn't an actor and that it was just choreography. The best actors do not act.... He's a prick with an ego, but his first 3 movies were legit successes and far better than Chuck Norris and Van Dam movies. The things he did in those films and still being copied in movies today.

[@german18072]

[@stevenallen1549]

​@@idonwantella2824indeed and now worth over 16 m so guess it him who's laughing now 👌

[@xKinjax]

@@idonwantella2824 out of curiosity have you watched any of those movies recently? They might have seemed better back when you were 14 but trust me, they really didn't age well. Outside of some good joint locks he's mostly just flailing his arms around like a crackhead and running like a little girl.

[@idonwantella2824]

@@xKinjax what MA movies during that timeframe are not complete garbage in hindsight?... Dirty Harry, garbage...EVERY Chuck Norris movie and TV role... Let's be honest, most movies suck after 2+ decades on the shelf.

[@toddellner5283]

Remember that Aikido wasn't originally meant as a first or only martial art. Back in Ueshiba's day students already had at least Judo and Kendo, military or police training, and maybe a traditional Japanese martial art. It added things for people who already had a good martial arts background and knew how to fight.

[@googleuser2609]

whoever said it was supposed to be the only martial art one should know?

[@toddellner5283]

@@googleuser2609 Almost every Aikido player I have ever met. And that's a fair number of them.

[@rockkandyart7291]

Exactly

[@toddellner5283]

@@googleuser2609 Every Aikido practitioner I have ever met

[@hollywoodeastchannel]

Well wrong this Aikido, Jiu Jitsu, BJJ, Muy Thai practitioner will tell you different. I had over the course of 20 years give or take a year or two, study, trained and practiced these skills and used them appropriately. Fighting drunken yahoos in bars on more than a few occasions Aikido and Jiu Jitsu came in handy. Going against trained contenders in the ring, well it was Muy Thai and BJJ all the way. Every situation calls for different tactics and you can not have a one trick pony mindset. Improvise, adapt and overcome go with the flow. Never be set in one way only.

[@robsolf]

Dude, this is the most Steven Segal has moved in 20 years. *Of course* he's proud of himself.

[@omni-nerdno7191]

I feel like it's worth noting that Jesse is a traditional martial artist who pushes himself and explores modern and traditional martial arts and isn't deluded but prefers the kinda artistry of tma and his brother Oliver is a proper MMA fighter

[@Xoxad696]

hell yeah jesse is a legend

[@OneCash]

I like Oli, entertaining fighter. Feel like he got cut too quickly from UFC, hope he keeps doing well at Bellator.

[@kbanghart]

@@OneCash agree, I love the videos that he and Jesse do. And I'm no fan of seagull, but it's unfortunate to see someone like this produce a video that does so much criticizing of someone else. I mean, making fun of someone's hair?? Cmon. I much prefer Jesse's method where he just listens and then lets the viewer decide for themselves. Martial arts is supposed to be about respect anyway. But, to each their own.

[@lordwolfkin5239]

@@kbanghart It’s more of a critic of whether or not this would actually be effective in a real combat situation, the issue that Ranton has is how much misinformation is spread about martial arts. If these martial arts have been around for thousands of years and are as good as they say, how come none of their practitioners haven’t risen through the ranks of MMA? There are some martial arts that are effective and that have effective moves, but in the end when it comes to an actual fight, most of the time it devolves into a street fight. To end off, don’t ever mess with someone with a knife, all it takes is one stab and your out the fight.

[@dangkoen]

@@lordwolfkin5239 MMA is not a proper medium to test techniques, as a lot of stuff that is effective in a street altercation is not allowed in a combat sport. Plus you have effective traditional martial artists in MMA.

[@oliverlutz1392]

"Like any other human being, he was human" -Steven seagull 2022

[@jonathanbetenbender307]

Not really dumb. Just a way to say hey don't put him on a pedestal; he's only human.

[@Oshaoxin]

I mean, human.

[@inyourgranmaass3605]

@@slickboyd lol

[@tomthecasual5337]

his human characteristics made him stand out as a human amongst other humans. no other human, except for all other humans, could claim to be what he was... a human.

[@theelf152]

"Like every 'other' human being ' - In other words not me -steven segal

[@zzzodiac4896]

The fact that even his hairline matches Snorlax makes the joke even funnier

[@albertthompson9523]

"Get punched in the head one time and all that bullsh*t goes out the window". Truer words never spoken.

[@SenseiSeth]

Bro Steven Seagal knowing your next move @ 4:25 made me laugh so hard I let out some chi

[@cskok2097]

owh damn~ sensei seth came!

[@Klim04]

@@cskok2097 😳😳😳

[@owenschmowen5313]

Let out some chi 😂😂😂

[@owenschmowen5313]

You're a funny dude Seth that made me smile

[@Eternaprimavera73]

@@cskok2097 Seth makes even think people that he has found out a wing chun that works in one of the last videos... And it doesn t work at all. But he is not even aware that what he shows doesn t make sense. There are too many so said experts around...

[@Vinyeeek]

I think the problem is that because of guys like Steven Seagal lots of people get a false idea of what aikido is really about. I used to do aikido for a few years, and my master always told us that it's not a practical way to fight. The purpose of aikido is to have a better understanding of your own body, and doing it can also be pretty meditative. Certain types of Japanese archery are also like this: impractical in use, but a meditative experience nonetheless.

[@brandonmorin1179]

I agree, it's more like about meditation and mindfulness.

[@Cujo5]

Yeah, that's why it's called akido and not akijitsu.

[@oldsoul1384]

Isn't it like win Chun and can be somewhat useful mixed with other techniques? I remember ranton saying that win Chun would be useless on it's own.

[@brandonmorin1179]

@@oldsoul1384 not likely. Martial Journey tried to blend Aikido techniques to be become more functional but it didn't really work. As someone who's trained a few martial arts over the years, the only value-add to a fighter I can see aikido brining is a greater sense of mindfulness of yourself and your opponent which I'm of the opinion is really good but I can understand why some may disagree

[@oldsoul1384]

@@brandonmorin1179 fair enough

[@michaelroque2662]

The most interesting thing about Steven Seagal is how hair evolved from early balding and a natural hairline in his first movie 'Above the Law', to its final form, a look I can only describe as the Fat Vegeta

[@sweetcharmelegance3204]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 was drinking water. almost came out my nose at "Fat Vegeta"

[@kamiphenonymous2855]

Voku fusion.

[@gusangar]

me too... !!!

[@UnChannelDuVulpineX]

That's an SSGSS level comment! Nice one! :D

[@overdose7645]

Almost had a stroke at fat vegeta ngl

[@NowhereMan5691]

"A little finger can make a big man cry" his master must have been an urologist

[@Maximusprime24]

Steven Seagal is literally Samurai Cop in real life.

[@AliRizwanMasood]

Segal has heavy "SOOOOO... YOU PAY MEEEE" energy here

[@nkopanelesedilebona9227]

Where's that quote from? I heard it in Rantoni's video about his dog from and was extremely curious

[@projectrain2254]

It's the way Ranton edited the video.

[@kbanghart]

@@projectrain2254 weird

[@warwolfer]

@@nkopanelesedilebona9227 check the video on this channel where he talked about the shaolin temple again, there's the origin of the quote

[@hypnoticskull6342]

Fun fact, the guy in shorts, Jesse’s brother, Oliver, is a professional MMA fighter and coach… He knows for sure that Steven is selling bullshit, but he likes being nice

[@SIMUL4CR4]

I got violently angry when Oliver tapped and he kept the wrist-lock on him. If he wanted to he could disable that geriatric, fat fraud.

[@NexTGeNEXpeRT]

Actually he respects him and has said that plenty of times. He said what seagal os teaching is actually useful.

[@malechiturner.357]

Imagine calling yourself the "Real Shaolin Disciple", yet carrying yourself with all the reverence and nuance of a Dragon Ball Z cartoon? The Shaolin historically embraced & even valued many a disgraced master. Realizing all (men, systems, views) are flawed, hence much more is learned in mending what is broken, than in celebration of our own ego during a win. Because Oliver & Jesse both respect the path... Dedication tradition, art, philosophy & honoring the way of your choosen artform. I definitely think Seagull often comes off looking like a cocky asshat. But at least he has conviction & dedication. What do you have kid... a KZbin plaque? Good luck with your own path young monk.

[@anthonyprice5708]

@@malechiturner.357 You uh... you do realize that Ranton did actually train at the Shaolin temple, right?

[@malechiturner.357]

Before I leave this stank lil air bender to his twitch rants. I'll share my personal perspective. My reasons for knowing outright that ego has blinded this goof & his mouth has deafen his ears to the melody of nuance. I don't know what manga comic taught the kid here, but I assume that it wasn't a Shaolin monk...? Especially not that "punching a kick, will only break your wrist" .... Because punches absolutely can be a good defense against low kicks. I have no belts, no formal training at all. Besides that where I grew up, if you wanted to leave Moma's kitchen... you had to be willing fight. I didn't grow up on streets of Thailand or Brazil, so I will understand, if you fanboy's need to shit on my creed to save face. In my lower middle class suburban mixed 1980's neighborhood, I was the youngest of the group of guys I ran with. This was not because, there were no other kids my age around. Nope it was merely that I was the youngest to not run home in tears, when the play went from rough to heated. It didn't matter, if you had a big brother in our group, or if you took steroids, or if you were a legit thuglife type whose parents moved your "badass" out the ghetto... On our block, you were eventually going to be expected to back your convictions with your hands & your chin. Long story short, I have actually fought (not just spared) a fair amount, in my lifetime. The vast majority took place over 25yrs ago, but there were trained fighters in the old days as well... BJJ wasn't taught much back then, however I spared with & street fought HS wrestlers many times. I scrapped with a few guys that trained at boxing gyms. I fought a few miltary guys, one a marine that had obviously trained more Muay Thai than he got in basic. I've actually fought a few flashy tae kwon do guys too (tae kwon McDojos were huge in the 80s) . I once fought a guy that had amazing kickboxing skills, (as in much better defense & balance than the tae kwon dorks) This actually made his kicks far more effective, set up with boxing, (framing, footwork, slips, etc) This all led to my knowledge, that you're lil monk here is absolutely full of his own shite. For example, him stating "you would break your wrist punching a kick"....🙄 One thing, fighting those tae kwon do guys taught me was, how to difuse a kicks power. Sure you can roll with a roundhouse (if you see it coming), but for most kicks as with a bat... It's far safer to close distance to difuse the power. If they have commited to a high kick, this is a great time to flatten the sucker. Some however, like to pick you apart, with these very fast low kicks. Hard to close or circle fast enough to difuse those (for me at least)... But I will tell you what did work... Turning my knee & shin toward a low hook kick & a pivoting downward knuckle wrap against whip kicks. In fact, the kickboxer I mentioned, was pinballing me pretty blindingly, up until I landed the 4th time on his inner quad. This (thank God) threw off his rhythm enough for me to utilize a few nearby cars to return the "pinball" favor... Anyway, that fight was stopped, by bikers whose favorite pool hall didn't like cops showing up & that was that. (I paused the vid @3:07 because I just can't, with this bs) Already... One other comment I heard was "what is that??" Seagull was demonstrating how to place your core strength behind a short punch... How is it that was obvious to me, but not this mighty "Shaolin" ? Annnnyway, this is a very handy punch to catch a head slip "peek a boo" style boxer with, when he is right in front of you & yet his head is everywhere your fist is not? You see, one thing that shifts fairly slowly no matter, if they can slip like Patterson, Toney or Tyson? The chest... & I found a sharp short heart punch or 4 will usually at least slow that crazy head movement... On occasion it drops the guy to his knees, sweeting bullets & grasping their heart. Anyway... Enjoy Mr. limp biscuit here, just be leary of the gravy. Later young guns.

[@StarkPierrot]

It's so crazy to me, cause he's just like, frozen in time in the 70's when Karate and Kung-fu was all the rage. Every kid wanted to know some form on Martial arts and believed there were people out there capable of supernatural abilities.

[@danomaly8943]

I resonate so much with this video. My great grandfather, who can actually box, is a HUGE steven Seagall fan and I used to train in martial arts. So one day he tries what he saw in a movie and I get a nice turn back kick in...he used boxing when we sparred after that. I love the point about sparring. Starting out with "Kung Fu" I learned a lot of katas and other forms but it wasn't until I started doing Tae Kwon Do and Kajukimbo where we sparred where I found out that a lot of forms are just to tighten up your moves and show techniques...not so much to use. If you want to get good at martial arts or any fighting style you have to spar and learn how to take hit. Watching stationary people wait to do a move done on them is so cringe. He should let them attack wicked and wild because in a real fight people do weird things and you have to be able to react. I don't train anymore but cringe martial arts as I call it still irks me a little bit.

[@Altimit1417]

Yes, learn to perfect the waza not the kata, Kata is used to show the effectiveness of the waza

[@cristianonunes8551]

When you were learning, did your teachers hit you for real or you hit them? Or did you do the move slowly as did they so you can actually learn them instead of getting ur butt beat?

[@davidhenningson4782]

I learned the moves slow and steady in the schools, practiced to get better... and sparred with opponents from other schools to get my reality check before I went into security (3 years in the 90s)... to use it on live belligerents. People can learn in schools... but if you don't... try out... what you've learned, how will you know it'll work when it counts?

[@serafimb2319]

Damn the snorlax comparison at 2:40 is perfect. It's the same color palette and it even has his hairline hahahaha

[@TheRedSign]

Steven Seagull is the Tommy Wiseau of martial arts.

[@vineethonkan]

He's literally tearing me apart!

[@leonid5255]

@@vineethonkan anyway, how is your sex life?

[@lonniedwayne9549]

I did not hit them... Oh, hello Van Damme.

[@macksk4193]

"Get hit in the hrad once, ONCE. To know what it feels like. And all your bullshit will fly off the window." This killed me instantly 😂 it's true, but it's a funny way to describe "you need to get burned before you can cast flames, Dragonborn"

[@domenica3639]

I also think it was a Mike Tyson quote once. I forgot the specific quote but it did sound like this.

[@TheDigitalDanceMediaLibrary]

@@domenica3639 I think it's something like "everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face", ish...

[@FIFA07Pro]

When I used to practice taekwondo 10-15 years ago, I was a white belt knocking out black belts in training / sparring from 1-3 successful kicks. When they kicked me I felt nothing; I wasn't even moving. When I kicked them with full power, they were quitting the training/sparring because they were in too much pain to get up from the floor and continue fighting. I guess I was TKO them. I even allowed one of them black belts to kick me as hard as he can and I felt nothing after he kicked me as hard as he could in the stomach. Don't get me wrong, I wasn't the best at taekwondo but I was built like a bodybuilder and had/have a lot of strength in my whole body be it kicking, punching, grappling, lifting, etc Now at 32 I have Joe Rogan's body type.

[@grahamhill676]

​@@FIFA07Pro Why would you be KOing people in training?...

[@grahamhill676]

@@FIFA07Pro There's probably a reason why they didn't let you compete. Sparring is for mutually beneficial practice, not for hurting others or proving yourself. Beating on people doesn't make you doesn't make you a warrior, especially as they were probably going light with you (as it should be). Sounds like you need more self control.

[@GoldeneyeDoubleO7]

He reminds me of those jocks in high school. They peaked in high school but their whole life, existence, and all they do is based on what they did years ago. They clearly can't do it again but god damn it, it's who they are.

[@kingsman8475]

Same with some who made it through boot camp.

[@dutchbiker4825]

"I had a friend was a great baseball player... back in high school" 🎶🎵

[@Eleftheria_i_thanatos]

The older they get, the better they were.

[@brucestewart5939]

He has the most perfect vampire hair line around!

[@Trauma09]

I love how respectfull Jesse is and he doesn't hide his downside in sparring he was showing how he gets beat up in mma and explains why he lost even he was a karate practitioner and HE'S A KARATE CONTENT CREATOR... he's so raw and I love him... and also he made a video about wonderboy and how to use karate properly in mma etc. You name it I really love that dude

[@Matt_Romans116_Morris]

Jesse and Oliver did a great job letting the man play mystical martial arts master 😂

[@kbanghart]

Mystical?

[@Matt_Romans116_Morris]

@@kbanghart Steve Seagull believes himself to be the magic Martial arts master on top of the mountain , The kind of dude to teach "chi combat systems"

[@kbanghart]

@@Matt_Romans116_Morris I disagree. I watched both of these videos that Sensei Jesse uploaded and nowhere in them did Steven proclaim he is the best ever. If you have a source showing that, I'll check it out.

[@mariosmatzoros3553]

@@kbanghart He is still full of shit.

[@AdamTuxTengler]

@@Matt_Romans116_Morris Every combat system is chi combat system. You just need to raise above the expectation that chi is like the Force from Star Wars and you use it to perform telekinetics :D. What chinese call chi and japanese call ki is just a name for the energy you feel when you direct your punches and kicks. Literally the only difference between them and people doing something like box is that boxers never felt the need to call it anything (or they just say "power"), but they feel it and work it anyway. It's a power management thing, there is nothing mystical about it.

[@Apudurangdinya]

steven whole martial art skill is like me when trying to confront my bully "oh, when he punch me, i will block it and then gram his hand, and then do a backflip to kick him in the face" turns out fight is just nothing like that, pretty much free for all, just grab and smash anything you can get your hands to

[@jonathanbetenbender307]

Any martial art will be the same if not practiced full contact; not saying you have to beat the snot out each other, but you need some realistic pressure in order to train how to perform under it.

[@Avilag01]

A kid in my Krav Maga class asked the instructor “hey what if I punch the leg when you kick” the instructor asked him to try to do that against him and the kid immediately backed off lmao

[@demon56345]

now I know where my father in law who's an incredible idiot got that punch the leg thing lmao

[@user-ns4zm8qe9p]

@@demon56345 oh no he drank the kool aid

[@garminbozia]

@@demon56345 tell him you gotta Block The kick with your balls cause they're soft and squishy they are made to absorb impacts

[@gregandy4277]

Krav Maga is not a real martial arts.

[@nurbaiti_hikaru]

I love Jesse enkamp videos. He spent most of his childhood and youth in Okinawa studying traditional karate. Went to china to prove that kung fu is closely related to traditional karate. (In the sense of karate as a self-defense that also learns weapons, not as in modern matches today). He also collaborates with other martial artists such as Kung Fu, MMA, kickboxing, Muay Thai, aikido, tae kwon do, taido, etc. I like his attitude because he never said bad about others martial arts or other styles. I learned a lot from the videos. In fact, I found this channel because Jesse repeatedly explained that in the past the kanji for karate was 'Tode' which means Chinese Hand. I even hope you can collaborate with him. It must be interesting how the two of you shared your experience of learning traditional martial arts with the masters.

[@killzinshadows3767]

I made sure to go back and watch this video after the Self-defense Championships.This is the first experience Ranton had with Jesse, as far as I know anyway 😂

[@Plag-Dmon98]

Jesse Enkamp is a great channel, he teaches about the true history of Karate, his brother (the one with the funny laugh) is an MMA fighter for Bellator

[@Plag-Dmon98]

A lot of Martial Artists actually do train with Steven Segall, his actual offense is pretty deniable but his concepts actually translate to a lot of situations

[@kbanghart]

@@Plag-Dmon98 I wouldn't attack Seagal. I'm no big fan, but I'm also not stupid.

[@kermit1211]

@@kbanghart duh. If you do you’ll end up in jail

[@kbanghart]

@@kermit1211 cool

[@koraegi]

@@kbanghart I wouldn't attack anybody That's assault bro

[@SkurtavusGrodolfus]

I used to train in the same Martial arts school as Oliver Enkamp, Jesse's Brother. I believe Jesse trained there as well, seeing as he often films videos in the very room where I used to train Muay Thai. Oliver actually taught a couple of lessons in my time there, solid dude.

[@dodo2829]

And i used to train with Bruce Lee.

[@SkurtavusGrodolfus]

@@dodo2829 I don't see how those two stories are comparable, or why mine is so unbelievable to you. But ok, be a dick lol.

[@PHeMoX]

100% bs. Jesse never trained dude.

[@SkurtavusGrodolfus]

@@PHeMoX I said his brother trained there. I wasn't sure if Jesse trained there or not, as you can see if you read my comment again. But he does film there from time to time.

[@_Bread-_-]

Ive been DYING to see you react to this, love Jesse, but Segal was just a riot.

[@OG_VERBZ]

Siegel is a real fighter and a threat the streamer doesn’t know what the fuck he is talking about Steven Seagal will lliterally hurt you

[@williamsmith8790]

Why were you DYING to see it? This guy is about as much a martial artist as the average rhythmic gymnastics competitor.

[@gerardford9706]

Please don't say that baby. I hope you're ok

[@Elluwrath]

@@OG_VERBZ My man, Seagal wouldn't last 5 seconds in the ring with any trained fighter.

[@LaakeaYoshida]

SS is so strange. Funny story, I actually saw a guy use that full force punch to the inside of the thigh when a guy tried to kick him in a parking lot. I can't tell you if he did it on purpose...but he did it and the guy kicking hit the ground and was just screaming. I was like, "holy s**t." lol

[@michaell4986]

Accidental strike to his man-purse

[@koraegi]

Kyokushin guys love inner thigh kicks

[@AraPehlivanian]

God, I love this commentary. Pure gold. ❤

[@homerit]

I would die Happy seeing Rantoni spending 24 Hours with Seagal

[@finnvdk567]

i would pay so much MUNNY to see rantoni tier list all martial arts.

[@eyywannn8601]

YES YES YES

[@SunLevi]

He actually did it once on stream, unfortunately the vod is gone

[@003mohamud]

@@SunLevi D:

[@williamsmith8790]

Why?

[@dmv001]

There's still a clip on Twitch but the list is unfinished. 10: 8-9: Roma Wrestling, Sanda, Muay Thai 6-7: BJJ, Taekwondo, Boxing 5: Karate, Krav Maga 1-4: Aikido, Sumo

[@danielfinegan6371]

Ranton your overpowered stay fresh

[@Bj-yf3im]

I laugh so hard every time you show that silhouette of Steven in the distance 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@piotrgil1468]

I've literally watched this video like 20 times already I'm still up for more. Dude, your sense of humour is priceless.

[@mahdi4846]

It's just unbelievable

[@PSYCLOWN185]

I used to have a substitute teacher sometimes in jr high who sounded a lot like Seagal. His ridiculous stories like how he gave a bat back to someone who was threatening him because he’d need it more than him hahaha absolutely insane.

[@bonusmeme1468]

"Bruce Lee was a human being just like other humans Ah yes the floor here is made out of floor

[@dantefromdevilmaycry9857]

People die when they are killed

[@bonusmeme1468]

@@dantefromdevilmaycry9857 the only father I have is my dad

[@theguywholosthiswaytothegl3125]

Every sixty seconds a minute passes in africa

[@jackjax7921]

@@bonusmeme1468 he may have been your father boy but he wasnt your Daddy.😂😂

[@justyouraveragehumanbeing7411]

the knife attack part was spot on lol, if someone has a knife and you have your fists, what's going to happen is you're gonna get stabbed, a lot, everywhere so just run the opposite way as fast as you can

[@HooLeeYo]

Steven Seagal is like my late grandfather who used to try to impress my friends by picking up a barbell with a towel using his teeth and swinging it back n forth then saying "Aha! I'm strong, see!?". Rest in Peace grandpa.

[@ManOfMemee]

he sounds like he was a very cool guy rip brother

[@littlemister96]

"when I go to the buffet, I imagine myself as already being dead." Miyamoto segal, book of five donuts

[@김다은-v4p]

As hilarious and insane as this is. What else was Jesse supposed to do here LMAO I'm subscribed to him, his videos are normally always super practical and logical. I always watch his stuff hes awesome and hes like the nicest non Mormon, Mormon guy ever and he gets contacted by Seagal. Knowing the videos will blow up but also knowing you can't make fun of Seagal is such a weird place to be in I wonder how hard it mustve been not being able to add criticising narration over the videos. Also the Snorlax line fucking killed me lol

[@Athalfuns]

But doesn't this also shows that he's willing to open doors to dishonest content if it gives him more views. To be honest this's nothing but disappointment for me. It really puts a big dirty stain over his channel from here onward.

[@EggsnBeans00069]

Yeh me too...been his student for 5 years😅

[@김다은-v4p]

@@Athalfuns Yeah at first I disagreed with you, but then I read the comments when those two videos first dropped and everyone was just blowing smoke up Seagals ass and going on and on about how he's this missundersood master and legend so it's hard to ignore that you're kinda right.

[@Athalfuns]

@@김다은-v4pIt's quite alright if you didn't agree with me xD just dropped my unrequested opinion anyway. When I was younger I used to like Seagal, specially on my +2 years practicing aikido, but besides the submission techniques, it's mostly an useless martial art for any critical situation in life. I've learned good spiritual and posture lessons there, but that's the extent of it and that is only because I had good senpais, my sensei barely appeared there lol. But Seagal doesn't even take this martial art seriously and he's, in general, an awful person that has his head too far up his own ass.

[@kbanghart]

@@Athalfuns I like Jesse and I'm no fan of Steven, but making fun of him constantly is a turn off.

[@denisp8214]

You should watch the videos of Seagal training Anderson Silva- they’re gold

[@saw_8004]

Catching somebody’s foot when they kick is like one of the hardest things to do, so getting a hold of the hand is like god level stuff.

[@williamsmith8790]

Catching kicks is pretty common because most people are afraid to let them fly. You see it happen all the time in sparring and in the street. Usually caught by people with no training at all simply on reflex.

[@saw_8004]

@@williamsmith8790 Yes, I was talking about people with experience cause Steven Segal and those guys supposedly should have those. And catching a hand is still almost impossible even against untrained people

[@purplegr6844]

@@saw_8004then again most untrained people will go for the head when punching lets not forget its a really low percentage of people who are actaully trained fighters. It’s like people always assume everybody is a trained fighter. As long as you defend your face im sure you can catch a punch

[@wrAIth-AI]

"They call that a skippy... skip skip skip skip" - Steven Seagal

[@20165776YEAR]

Yes, some of the joint-locking techniques used in Daito-ryu could potentially break an opponent's fingers or arms if applied with full force on the battlefield. In a life-and-death situation, a practitioner might use these techniques to incapacitate or kill an opponent. However, it's important to note that modern Daito-ryu practice places a strong emphasis on safety and control. Techniques are typically practiced slowly and with controlled force to prevent injury to training partners. Instructors also stress the importance of applying techniques only to the extent necessary to control an opponent, and of releasing the technique immediately once control is established.

[@andyarellanoChannel]

whats crazy is that half the people here making ignorant comments have no idea what you are talking about including the channel owner; they see a 70 year old man and make fun that his hair has fallen out or that he is not in the same shape as they are; so disrespectful; would love to see them taken apart by a daito-ryu master; not to end them just to snap something they really didn't want snapped; good post from you!

[@Bladerunner39]

@@andyarellanoChannel These so called “masters” would get man handled by any actual fighter.

[@quikgold513]

This is the gift that keeps on giving Steven "the finding Nemo" Seagull. When he closed the neck of his GI like an old lady clutching his pearls. Straight up funeral😂

[@Jny235]

The brutal honesty from Rantoni about martial arts feeds me.

[@Roperos1]

Why so many hate man... I respect him, he come far

[@vita2k23]

6:03 Steven: My master used to say “little finger can make a big man cry” Rantwo: My master used to say “Ming dynasty pussy got me acting unwise” 🤣🤣🤣

[@Ignauhak]

4:29 is my FAVOURITE reaction of yours, Ranton. When you get SOOOOOOOOO frustrated with someone's BS that you've got to imitate what looks like an angry robotic tiktok meme. 😂🤣

[@filco755]

Jesse is a true student of traditional martial arts and it's history. You need to learn from everyone, so you can tell what works and what doesn't. I hope he hasn't heard of Frank Dux. May I recommend Samurai Spirit with Nicolas Pettas.

[@SirJaye82]

Steven Seagal knows Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and at least 20 other dangerous words...

[@kbanghart]

And is a better martial artist than you, probably

[@kermit1211]

@@kbanghart a martial artist with plenty of sexual assault cases, known to be a great liar, and he’s considered a good martial artist?

[@nostradamus522]

Exactly what I mean about him ! Kung Fu Panda 🐼

[@OverSooll]

@@kbanghart he's better than me for sure, that doesn't mean he's not loaded with shit ,even if some of his knowledge is good

[@kbanghart]

@@OverSooll sure bro

[@demeter-the-great]

This was fucking hilarious the whole video. Snorlax-lookin-ass. 😂

[@nikitabyh20s40]

My only input is in wing Chun,there are strikes that are designed to hit the thigh or bicep to take the force out of a strike to enable you to move into trapping range. It is effective for a smaller person to keep someone much larger from doing as much damage. It can be used in a real fight. I am a small woman and I have had the chance to use it in a real life situation.

[@chrisryan7918]

"Re-direct these nuts..." 😀 My attitude to SO many techniques that instructors have taught over the years. 🙂

[@JustFlor19]

After 8 months, I am still laughing hard :)))

[@lockekhushrenada1919]

I think Steven Seagal would of made for an interesting heel in pro wrestling back in his prime

[@RaytheGrayt]

Nope, absolutely no charisma. He'd definitely get booed, but wouldn't maintain it for too long since he doesn't have an ounce of range.

[@caseywally3647]

Turns out... Sensei Segal likes his food just like his martial arts........ sugar coated!!!

[@lugundurymurdurur7607]

nah imma say full of shit

[@chillhour6155]

Yeah but the person who chews his food for him before he eats it I feel should have more of a say

[@radinkalappen551]

"Like any other human being, he was human" had me on the floor lmao...

[@RobRivShowsLive01]

In 2017 George Foreman Challenged Steven Seagal To A Fight Via Twitter And On Television. Foreman Said That Seagal Could Use Any Martial Arts And Form Of Fighting He Wanted And George Would Only Use Boxing And Steven Seagal Chickened Out!!!

[@shawnbeard9570]

As a Tae Kwon Do practitioner, I have never heard of ANYONE cautioning against a punch to the leg 😆 🤣 😂. As a matter of fact, I have known Kempo, Muai Tai, Kung Fu, Karate, BJJ, and Judo fighters. None of them have said Tae Kwon Do was weak for that reason, although there are plenty of weaknesses, this has never been one that was established.

[@Staufi82]

I have to point out that Steven Seagal not only almost killed his oponent here but also me while laughing my lungs out of my chest. For this - Steven's aikido CAN kill to be honest 😂

[@beardedbarbell8132]

dude I haven't laughed this hard in a while

[@jackcristo1628]

"I wonder if he really believes his own bull" Nope. If he did, he wouldn't run away from anyone who wants to fight/spar him.

[@gaothegenet]

Steven seagal went so deep into one of his characters he never came back.

[@toddellner5283]

Many, many years ago I was doing a class/demo/seminar with an Aikido guy who believed his stuff and had no experience with anything else. He said "If you attack with a knife you have already lost because you are out of balance, and I will break your ki." My wife, who had done a fair amount if eskrima and silat got her Inner Filipina on and said "OK. Show me." A few seconds later she was moving forward, covering, stabbing, and crowding him. A few seconds later he was up against the wall with her holding onto one of his tender parts with one hand, jabbing the practice knife into him with the other when he said _The Words_ . *YOU CAN'T DO THAT. IT'S NOT FAIR!!* She gave the Traditional Response "Of course it's not fair. *It's a freaking Knife Fight.* " I hope he learned something.

[@johnnyjericho8472]

And then everybody stood up and clapped.

[@toddellner5283]

Believe waht you want. You weren't there. I was. She was very good at what she did, and all he had was unshakeable faith that Aikido beat everything and lots of training against cooperative partners. She had done a lot of Thai boxing, Eskrima, and Silat with plenty of flight time sparring. You figure it out. @@johnnyjericho8472

[@DarthTalon66]

@@johnnyjericho8472and then the crowd went silent as I farted

[@goofygoober779]

I had to partake in Aikido for about 6 years, my parents wanted me to learn some self defense. The first time I got into a fight after that, I learned that pretty much none of it was applicable in a real street fight where I had to defend myself. Only thing that really helped me was reacting really fast with both my arms to block a single kick, that would've absolutely send me to the concrete. Best thing was that kick wasn't even from my opponent it was someone who just wanted to join the brawl. I got really lucky and escaped the fight with only a single kick taken to the balls. I sure as hell wasn't going to fight two guys at once when I just learned Aikido couldn't even let me beat a single one. Long story short, Aikido can help you, there are some grapples in there that are fine in some situations but for a real fight on the street, real self defense, learn something like Kickboxing or just play dirty, pocket sand, throw a bottle, what ever it takes to get out of there and escape unharmed in a situation where you are out numbered.

[@Colin-kh6kp]

Pocket sand is against the Geneva convention, you goddamn war criminal.

[@NexTGeNEXpeRT]

I used Aiki jutsu in a fight and they didn't get back up in a street fight btw. I was bullied all through my school life and had to learn to defend myself i took Aikido classes and it definitely helped me a lot now I'm 33 and a mixed martial artist the movement of Aikido applies so well to my basic boxing routine it lets me be more aware of an attack and i can slip the punches because of it i guess it depends on the person not everyone is taught the same. So I don't agree when you say its useless because it is not

[@goofygoober779]

@@NexTGeNEXpeRT I never said it is useless. I said there are something in there which are fine, but it should not be the only you do.

[@104thironmike4]

Judo, is what really helps in a street fight. Had a friend who was a slim, scrouny dude, like really bones and skin, small, weak and you know, the kind of guy who you would think would get bullied on easily in school. Didn't have any looks, or anything going for him. In bording school we had a bully who interpreted him this way and thought he could pick on him. Little did he know, my dude was trained in Judo since being a small kid. Man, he floored the much bigger, much stronger bully so quickly and easily - he never, ever got bullied on by anyone after that, and the big strong bully looked like a fool and remained a fool for the rest of our school life.

[@neoamp9888]

Yoooooo only fools mess with ppl that do Judo. My Taijutsu sensei for 7 years is a black belt Judo too and has small build. But damn his throw was insanely painful even when he was holding back.

[@HanniSeidenba0525]

yeah, he legit did that knee punch 1000 times to his student and anyone join his demonstration in front of a camera.

[@SukoStillHere]

Ranton finding out he is Stupid people might be my favorite clip ever.

[@MJ-lk9zf]

"I visualize myself as already being dead" and followed by the comment "he battling that bigmac" had me grasping for air 😂

[@FrontlineSuicide]

I just discovered your videos bro and its crazy how relatable you are to me and my interests. I am half chinese, born in South africa, never met my chinese family. I did JKA karate when I was very young but changed to muay thai when I became a teenager because I didnt like the rules set of karate( no punching to the face, very little grappling etc). I also think Seagull is fraud and I am saying this as a nobody. like my opinion means nothing but I cant believe that other people can believe this nonsense that he is spewing. any way its a long comment, im just happy to have found your channel man.

[@madmonkey642]

Honestly man, BS or not, id rather see more videos of you meeting up with these types of people rather than just roasting them online.

[@jordanelliot3972]

Have him take a bullshido class but sudtly blow it to peices form by form Not so much on epic ownnzz roast takedown kinda side

[@DarkAngel-wg4nf]

True, walk the talk.

[@deaded7088]

Shaolin guy is afraid coz his shit wont work in the streets, i used to clapped a mf with a haymaker and he's like a black belt in some bs martial arts

[@changsangma1915]

This boi left shaolin in first year of training think he can beat or show him what real fighting looks like through a youtube roast?

[@weiSane]

@@changsangma1915 buzz off, Steven seagal is shit 😂😂 he's a meme

[@ef8725]

Steven is really the best.. At making real martial arts practitioners laugh.

[@allones3078]

love how seagal's assistant has a look on his face like "Yeah i know he is full of it but I need the money."

[@No-lx8uh]

Steve segal isnt saying any bullshit, he is actually 900 years old and most of his lifetime he spent by hard training to make stuff like his hand sharp like a knife

[@zacmoffat1472]

And he beats up Yakuza people you forgot that

[@Zach-sx8cm]

I’ve never seen this man do this to an opponent at full speed when he doesn’t know what they’re about to do!! How does he not understand that his fighting techniques have to be proven in a real combat environment before they can be accepted as functional?! Drives me fucking nuts lol

[@Mattastrophic1]

Right? I mean some opportunities for some of these might present themselves but he seems 100% confident he can punch someone's kicking leg in the heat of the moment. That's how you act when you get high on your own supply of bs

[@robd1329]

Thats the joke of all this. Try that on someone whos going full speed on you.

[@MichaelAChristian1]

"I've never seen an 70 year old man fight to the death"! What are you saying!

[@williamsmith8790]

You should go whip him and film it. Should be easy for you, and you’d go down in martial arts history. We’re pulling for you, Zach. Do it…

[@Arhivite]

@@robd1329 btw there is an old video of young SS in a dono training, disarming a knife. Guy with the knife was instructed to go full speed in slashing. And he did. He was going really fast, and SS caught a timing and disarmed him in 1 clean motion. He can do stuff fast

[@debrafujioka9792]

Segal is a legend in his own mind.

[@elizabethharvester6111]

Oh my goodness your LAUGH! Cracks me up as much as your commentary!

[@krishthefish6538]

hes also the self titled mojo priest blues guitarist (meaning he buys the most expensive, vintage, and antique guitars... And then proceeds to play two notes over and over again... With his thumb)

[@icespirit7829]

Thanks for opening my eyes. I was really believing this stuff only a couple of months ago. I'm doing Karate, but I don't know anything about martial arts yet. Only did very few sparring. I was blue belt, now purple. So I'm really a newbie in martial arts. Also did some wingtsun before 5 years. It was fun, but definitely not really helping with fighting. At least the way I "learned" it. However, I'm always happy to face new challenges and get to know more about this beautiful kind of art

[@danielclark653]

Don’t get to discourage many martial arts are very good disciplines like aikido and wing chun it’s just they aren’t practical martial arts. There’s a difference in learning things that will win you fights like judo, wrestling, and jiu jitsu and martial arts that help you improve yourself (tai-chi, aikido, wingchun) people often confuse them because they are all labeled “martial arts”

[@humblebean957]

-Muay thai for standup -Wrestling/judo for takedown defense and offense -Brazilian jui jutsu for ground game And of course MMA for everything rolled into one. Have a great journey in the world of Martial arts bud.

[@icespirit7829]

@@humblebean957 Thank you, but I'll stay with Karate first

[@deniedpasta]

"little pp can make big woman cry" -A seagull

[@KamiRecca]

He likes his food just like he likes his martial arts: Expensive and preferably on someone elses tab He likes his food just like he likes his martial arts: Flashy and unhealthy He likes his food just like he likes his martial arts: With alot of salt He likes his food just like he likes his martial arts: In quantity rather than quality He likes his food just like he likes his martial arts: prepared by others, served to him on a plate Shall i continue?

[@MikkiThaiGuy13]

Man Im loving this high strangeness that is Steven Seagul!! Always good for a deep belly laugh!!😅😅😅 and I was always taught in martial arts your feet are the number one go to.... to try to walk away. Its hard to believe they make black belts waist size 62''.

[@edvinparmeza1298]

Maybe many people don't know this, but Sensei Seagal knows very well Karate, Boxing, MMA, Jiu Jitsu, Sambo, Judo, and many other dangerous words.

[@MrNKagnito]

It reminds me of this dude I met that did Krav Maga. I was talking with my friend about the latest bjj tournament and mentioned an armbar. This dude , this guy comes up and says "Guys but armbars don't work."... He then proceeded to claim he would never get armed and that he is "too strong" to get his arm broken like that (I could judge him to be about 165 pounds or so not a strongman 300pounds weight like the mountain or something :>). I mean what do you even say to these guys. Also not shitting on Krav Maga, I know it's super effective especially when taught from it's country of origin, but in my country for some reason most teachers are knife fighting memes and so forth. You can tell by their students this guy told me he did like 8 years and I'm a competitive purple belt what do I know. Maybe next time I won't tap if i was "too stronk" like him. P.S I invited him to come to practice and spar with this purple belt lady we had in our class he said would come but wouldn't fight girls. To be honest, I was more worried about him but sure. He even exchanged socials with me to his request to "arrange" the sparring. He never came.

[@joshuafiles4806]

Unfortunately these types muddy the waters of any martial art, there are some excellent Krav schools out there that actually Pressure test and have uncooperative sparring but heaps of clown schools too lol

[@vaspeter2600]

@@joshuafiles4806 Mcdojos just *love* modern military styles. They sound dangerous and it's easy to bullsh*t up a "master's personal variation" or some other rubbbish like that.

[@rightOrWrongMyContry]

There is a joke: Jiujitsu saved my life once, when burglars broke into my house, I was out training.

[@danshiba1498]

we need a Steven Seagal skin for Sifu

[@MrApe135]

Never stop man, you put me in stitches xD I'm fucking dying

[@Nimno74]

Yeah, Karate Nerd is pretty cool. His videos about trying to find the origins of karate are pretty good, especially the ones in China. The Southern Shaolin/Incense Shop Boxing stuff is pretty interesting.

[@jansen232]

Jesse works his ass off and makes a really cool video then like 300 martial arts KZbinrs eat off his plate and make reaction videos.

[@Burgledham]

He made a video with fucking steven seagal, The biggest idiot in Hollywood. Of course it’s gonna get attention.

[@williamsmith8790]

They are like pilot fish.

[@QuesoGr7]

Studying martial arts and not sparring is like watching a bunch of art videos from people like Feng Zhu and Proko, but not once putting pencil to paper.

[@OneCash]

Not even a punch, just one solid calf kick. His view on everything would change.

[@williamsmith8790]

You should go do it to him and record it. You’d be an inter webs hero and get your own podcast….

[@michaelconran5252]

My martial arts training, if you can call it that, is Marine Corps line training and Marine mixed martial arts. Your sparring comment is spot on. Since I was Marine Infantry for 20 years, I do have real world combat and weapons experience. Shooting at a range one day, someone commented that he shot as good or better than me and attempted to make fun of it. I explained I am a descent, but not the best shot, but I can engage targets (human) while under direct fire and shoot almost as good. Because you can hit a bullseye on a piece of paper proves exactly that. Martial art exhibitions just prove you can do exhibitions. Most people have a plan, until they get punched in the face. I am too old to fight in the streets and to old to prove a point. You can say whatever you want, flex all you want and beat your chest all you want, I'll walk away, it would be childish to respond. If someone I love or myself are in real danger of harm, then and only then, will I attack. No warnings, no talk, just eliminate the threat. My step-son asked me where is the best place to shoot someone, he was a HS junior and I just returned from Fallujah, Iraq. He was expecting where on the body, i told him the real truth, in the back. He asked why. Because they are not looking at you and don't expect it, therefore you are in the least danger. People forget, martial art sports are fun to watch and much of it does apply in a street fight. But in a street fight, their are no rules, just a winner and a loser. In war their are no winners, just survivors and dead people. Be neat if we could settle our differences in the ring, with rules. Make the would a better place that's for sure.

[@realQuestion]

Well, Seagal agrees with you. He said if his life was on the line, he would disregard the law and attack first

[@german18072]

He done that moves a THOUSAND times against stuntman that were in his payroll. KUDOS to you steven you are grat at hurting people that wont attack back

[@raymond7880]

Jessie always tries to learn from everyone. He's legit. Even a tiny amount, everyone knows something others don't. No harm done...

[@Mattastrophic1]

Eh, I disagree. Seagal is a poster child for everything wrong with martial arts "celebrities." He's one step shy of believing he can throw Chi fireballs

[@billywashere6965]

@@Mattastrophic1 He was skilled enough to be the only American to open a legitimate dojo in Japan, so he's got more clout than a lot of other celebrities.

[@Mattastrophic1]

@@billywashere6965 I used to think that too...then I learned it was his wife's dojo and her family's system. Seagal omits that entirely from his bio