FUNNY BREAKUP TEXTS V2

Funniest breakup texts. How can these texts be any more brutal and funny??
#breakup #funny texts # breakup texts

[@Alex-go8mf]

Flexing evolution 2019: Airpods 2020: Toilet paper #dankness

[@fdn357]

ITS NOT AN EVOLUTION ITS ONLY 1 YEAR

[@Alex-go8mf]

@@fdn357 d:

[@luhvly4695]

And hand sanitiser

[@cookiekat9592]

Her: can you come over? Him: no I’m busy Her: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) my parents aren’t home Him: it’s still a no Her: I have toilet paper Her: hello? *hears a knock at the door #dankness

[@heyitsmrmemes4675]

Him : *rushes to the bathroom* Her : *confused* Him : *craps in peacefully knowing he can wipe his ass in peace*

[@AdenVids]

Hahahahahahah Hahahah

[@felicityafton254]

As someone who has none, and cannot purchase, any toilet roll, this is basically what I dream of every night. I have to use PUBLIC RESTROOMS it’s gotten that bad for me.

[@pinmaster6019]

•-•

[@thatoneguyproductionsnalda6375]

Now just take it and leave

[@sicktimou]

Memellion: *doesn't put voice in beginning* Everyone: *Scroll down to comments to see the reaction, but everthing is filled up with **#Dankness*

[@Memellion]

ooops

[@Captain_Ravioli7321]

are you just gonna *not* flip out at the fact the meme anime lord just replied to your comment

[@meemah3973]

@@Captain_Ravioli7321 ...

[@Ravioli05]

Lol I did the same thing

[@sicktimou]

@@Memellion lol first time ever an youtuber replies to me

[@cristiawake1107]

Me during a test:*sees smart kid answers* Also me:BRAVO SIX GOING CTRL+C #Dankness

[@acatnamedno2152]

Not funny

[@abyssallgaming3551]

Funn

[@eaaz09]

8:09 the fact that it says ‘Daddy ❤️’ at the top just makes it 3 times better

[@chilltimate5721]

Brake: the car has been stopped Up: SIKE. your in space Unity:combine Break up: we are together again #dankness

[@KFC-ff6gw]

#Dankness *Corona virus hits Greenland* Everyone: *NOT LIKE THE SIMULATIONS*

[@haxmen1206]

ッKFC or like *THIS IS NOT OKI DOKI*

[@tweetiethelovebird3716]

Meanwhile in the coronavirus headquarters: *we* *did* *it* *boys* *greenland* *is* *no* *more*

[@julethestabillo3327]

*PANIK*

[@lucaskleist3078]

But i live in Greenland:(

[@lucaskleist3078]

Faith Allyson Cortez where do you live?

[@Zeasly]

#Dankness evolution of boyfriends coming over: 2019:"my parents aren't home" 2020:"I have toilet paper"

[@fatmarley6750]

Mr. Zeasly Stolen comment lol

[@Thomas-eo6vs]

Stolen

[@fatmarley6750]

Thomas DeTitta and?

[@Thomas-eo6vs]

@@fatmarley6750 what do you want all I did was agree with you

[@fatmarley6750]

Thomas DeTitta Sorry lol, my sister was on my account 😂

[@blind_summit7410]

"Yo Ho Catty, He's a rather Fatty, If he Fits, Then he Shall Sits, Yo Ho Catty" 😂

[@shiraunderwood2294]

Yaaasss You just made my day #YoHoCatty

[@blind_summit7410]

@@shiraunderwood2294 🤣 lol

[@heyitsmrmemes4675]

Roses are red My tears are blue I'm laughing my butt off And yet I'm still single

[@v00ngiandbangtan_trash4]

difdsF

[@LanceCuatonPlays]

Are you having a stroke?

[@liamelliott3132]

No u

[@wyatt6887]

Doesn't rhyme bro but same

[@hermeslightning-minecraft3949]

69

[@ismaeliqbal7248]

Coronavirus: Hits Antarctica Everyone:"NO THIS ISNT HOW YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PLAY THE GAME" #Dankness

[@kes.s]

Me: *asks gf for the time My gf: “Heyyy, it’s corona time” #DANKNESS

[@illia1604]

Not funny

[@calebbaumgartner3054]

Me: I thew my mouse against the wall because it wasn't working The vet:😦

[@steadyblade5446]

good!

[@steadyblade5446]

good!

[@steadyblade5446]

good!

[@AkselTrumpet]

good!

[@femalenoob5073]

Oooooh I get it 😂

[@morganpalmer6811]

her: babe my cat died😞 him: oh no, that’s pawsitivly awful her: wtf? him: i’m coming over right meow. #dankness

[@tposecat2276]

Purrrfect 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@theenvelopedchickennugget7132]

"Yo Ho Catty!" me puts the end words instead of a meme memellion : no this is not how you are supposed to play the game # dankness

[@kamedou2748]

#dankness My friend: Hey my dog died. Me: Yeah they do that. The next day My friend: Hey I have corona virus. Me: I TOLD YOU TO STOP DRINKING THAT BEER. Docter: Hey your friend died. Me: *yeah they to that* Docter:😐 Me:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) #dankness

[@YUU-br6qf]

#dankness 2019 her: im breaking up with you him: i got new airpods pros her: omg! 2020 her: im breaking up with you him: i got 5 boxes of hand sanitizers. her: omg!

[@ibukimioda1254]

lol so true

[@bruisedsoup9027]

You fucking legend I’m subbing

[@chiarasible6610]

Oh but that's so true it hurts.🥺😂

[@Matchlatch]

Holy fucking legend

[@Devilcat_Smile]

#dankness Me: **wins lottery** My dad: I am once again asking for your financial support

[@vurrp8370]

ill come back when theres good comments.

[@calebh6244]

Trigger yeah same, I can’t find a single good one, yours was probably the worst

[@someweirdotubbs3940]

Caleb H right after yours.

[@otakugirl4254]

I guess this is goodbye then.

[@Professor-Monke]

You can come back

[@kirbasaur6338]

I love watching these so I could use them in the future in case I need them Also Yo Ho Catty 😎

[@Adam-ze5ny]

the funniest joke here is that there breaking up over text

[@mrkevr3016]

#Dankness Corona virus hits china Me: Making funny jokes about china Corona hits my hometown Me: Time to watch some memellion while school is closed

[@smokedham6493]

same

[@thecreature9221]

Me and the boys making the npc sad: Antistonks #dankness

[@kona6957]

“Yo Ho Catty!” I have a 101.4 fever right now :)

[@cr0issants]

That silence at the beginning was uncomfortable

[@CorruptGlitchexe]

0:34 i get william afton protective dad vibes o-o

[@mihaialex5727]

0:38 No choice but.... A nuclear Type 5 Heavy.

[@4epicgamers]

6:03 OMG A MICHAEL JACKSON SONG (want u back) then a Taylor song (we are never ever getting back together) lol, man I’m obsessed with MJ too much-

[@smokedham6493]

beat it. just beat it.

[@bero529]

Does anyone else think of Riverdale while watching this? Or its just me

[@michaelaalford684]

Yeah it might just be you

[@MineScape_Marvels]

Just you

[@oneup117gaming4]

just you

[@justinmedina3382]

#DANKNESS 0:01 *I SURE LIKE SEEING SNAIL DOG W/O SUBTITLES!!*

[@crystaldubois6239]

I never knew I enjoyed this kind of stuff, thank the high elders for these types of people existing.

[@BisharpnearOhio]

6:26 “Wtf who died?” “My feelings for u” 😂😂😂 Also yo ho catty.

[@ekaterinetorchinava6857]

omagod the doggo looks aDORabLEEE **Anime nosebleed**

[@traccoon2081]

Ew wtf

[@ringyz]

Please stop.

[@cookiekat9592]

•Traccoon• come on! They were just sharing their opinion

[@fartinggorilla47]

3:28 she be living a bad life and the guy be chillin

[@hermeslightning-minecraft3949]

“Y-“ Do I get my good health and treasure now? Lol no hate

[@smokedham6493]

you are to smart to be kept alive

[@oneup117gaming4]

@@smokedham6493 yes

[@rmbg850]

2019: me: sneezes. friend:bless you 2020: me: sneezes. friend:CORONA #Dankness

[@user-co4fd6yk5o]

4:54 lmaoooo

[@josephhurst4902]

8:56, Well at least he is keeping what he has spent years with instead of a month or two.

[@yukyukduck1884]

Mom:hey son Son:yeah Mom: silence Son: why the hell would you call me then ignore me #dankness

[@donkee8161]

My history : *deleted* My laptop : *yeeted* My life : *completed* #dankness

[@darthtourette7017]

These can't truly be funny until you've received these and had your heart broken. Then it's the funniest stuff ever

[@nicholas.lopezzz]

“Yo Ho Catty!” we all need luck in 2020

[@smokedham6493]

specifically *good luck* and *not* bad luck

[@s-305_the-crudely-drawn-hunter]

lol Imagine a Nuclear Siren Started After One of The Texts.

[@Susydlg]

Friend: hey what’s up? Y/n: nothing. *2 hours later* Friend: hey what’s up? Y/n: about to take a nap from doing nothing. #Dankness

[@10ksubswith3vids2]

#Dankness Coronavirus: I fear nothing Coronavirus but this man I do *coronavirus cure* and *corona extra*

[@tendy2950]

#dankness. Kid chilling in class Chinese kid coughs. Kid: where all gonna die

[@rapidroha9245]

5:27 sounds like something me and my friends would do lololol

[@OasisForY0u]

You’re décision 😂😂😭

[@camdenh3218]

When she asks if she looks fat and you reply noo and it autocorrects to moo

[@thegregitto]

That featured meme was pretty good.

[@0_zsR]

#dankness Corona virus: **hits Philippines** Bird Flu: are you challenging me

[@Kiyuu.m11]

Nobody: Still nobody: Digital drawers:the app closed , and it didn't save anything , i'm leaving the drawer job. #Dankness u-u

[@pennie1025]

Me: roses are red violets aren't blue shut up I'm breaking up with you #DANKNESS YO HO CATTY 😎

[@waelsalah8069]

me: hi my friend: go get urself a gf Me: OH HELL NAH me again: drops a nuke on earth* #DANKNESS

[@emilybrodie4283]

Her: hey wanna come over??? Him: we are breaking up Her: WAIT!! WHAT WHY? WE ARE IN SUCH A GOOD RELATIONSHIP TOGETHER! Him: oh sorry babe wrong person! Her: oh okay Her: WAIT WHAT YOUR CHEATING ON ME!?

[@Yes-eh7ot]

Undercover quarantine

[@im_J03Y]

(Sees profile picture) *taps video*

[@lakotakapeli553]

Her: Hey Him: Hey... Her: I can't go to sleep😩 Him: Well I can, Goodnight!😴😴😴 #Dankness

[@howamievenalive]

I laughed after this video so hard(like i had to quiet myself cuz i couldnt stop)

[@jeantoyin5946]

Me: baby what's wrong? Gf: nothing I'm just tired. Me: ok *5 seconds later* Gf: YOU NEVER GIVE ME ATTENTION ITS OVER! #dankness

[@yovanyvalencia6071]

5:23 respect the memes

[@daniisnotok131]

Now I just have to wait a few months to tell my bf I wanna break up :) ,and I just started dating him yesterday,thanks for the ideas lol

[@jakegamingg54]

“Yo Ho Catty!”

[@kristentodd6072]

“Yo Ho Catty!”

[@catrobotdefence9352]

“Yo ho catty!”

[@thatwafflerightthere2098]

#Dankness Her: I think it’s over him Him: I’ll miss your toilet paper

[@piefly2791]

Time to be the first in history to actually do something like this "Yo Ho catty"

[@blackdarkelixir1018]

#Dankness Corona virus: Spreads all over world. Plague Inc. Players: *slowly backs away* (._.)

[@karacarter2876]

When you're only here bc you love the KZbin channel's name🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@loganb9557]

F*** dude I had air pods in watching the beginning

[@adlianabbasy5b-251]

Yo Ho Catty Lol

[@Lizzie_Bizzy]

#DankMemes #DANKNESS Mah dude love your video’s By the way

[@nadinedezir2502]

Her:wanna hang out? Him:no I'm busy Her:my perants are not home Him:still no Her:I have hand sanitizer Him: ok he'll yeah let's do it Her:ok Her:hello? Her:hears a knock on the door*

[@nadinedezir2502]

Lol

[@mlgfox31]

1:29 that sounds like a reference between Johnny Depp and Amber Heard

[@funnyman4311]

"yo ho Catty!"

[@albertcleonbg5022]

Mᴇᴍᴇs ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ᴅᴀʏs... Lᴏʟ

[@fusefalafel7062]

YO IM NOT KIDDING 5:08 I LOOKED AT THE CLOCK IRL AND IT SAID 11:11!!

[@ggsmoke4k9]

#dankness My tinder location: *Ireland*

[@averagedaredevilenjoyer5733]

We see what you did there with the intro

[@chloegachacookizz8326]

Sleep tight puppers

[@michaelsegal3558]

Haha blink one hundred and eighty-two as opposed to blink one-Eighty-two

[@jeremiahfisher3857]

bully:i'm going to pound your guts me: I GOT GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH #dankness

[@gregcraig5706]

from 0:00 to 0:11 was the best part

[@EliGreenberg]

5:24 legend 👑

[@alody7673]

Why is no one talking about the silent still image at the start and is it so unsettling.

[@fightsigg9925]

#dankess Ex: I hope your happy without me... Me: I'm not happy...

[@fightsigg9925]

Her: really?

[@fightsigg9925]

Me: no... I'm fucking fantastic

[@MrScout9]

Yo ho catty gimme ur ducking treasure

[@ren5184]

#Dankness X: i want u in my bed.. Me: Dead.

[@singalluwant4561]

Good luck puppers

[@owenluster2150]

5:27. joey. professional badass

[@kyeshiadomogho2562]

Ded memes........ #dankness

[@hatley5154]

Someone sneezes: Panic It was on zoom: Calm The person on zoom is next to you in your house: Panic #Dankness

[@rocketgod6808]

When that girls dad said he’d pound the boy into dust all I could think about was star platinum(Ora Ora)

[@federalnoobassociation9375]

Love the broke Xbox one

[@dog958]

#Dankness Thanos: Hello I Can Snap Everthing Out Of Oblivion Memes: I Can Cause Brain Damage CornaVirus : Am I A Joke To You Guys

[@autumncody653]

Coronavirus*

[@dog958]

@@autumncody653 Whoops

[@The_Tenmas_have_my_soul]

Yo ho catty

[@aydensmith8226]

10:04 got me dead🤣🤣🤣

[@ngess4661]

Nice one

[@gachatoons7288]

Girl: Hey you wanna come over? Guy: Why..the corona virus is still here Girl: I will give you Toilet paper and other things *Hears a knock on the door* Girl: yes? Who is it ? Guy: FBI OPEN UP !! #Dankness

[@kermitthefrog5605]

Yo ho Catty!

[@Official_James_the_G]

My mom: you are going to have a step sis Me: like in the videos Mom: what videos Me: 😳

[@n_d_cisive]

I get it