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@VaazkLShorts2 ай бұрын
subscribe for more! just drop some ideas if you have any youd like for me to do - - WOW i summoned most of Australia with this video , how are you? Also, how can you live in that heat i honestly just cannot any hot country hates me, i also hope youre well, family is thinking about going to nz to see other family, not really aus, but i imagine similar? Idk just thought id tell you guys if you have any tips, thank you
@beomcub2 ай бұрын
stray kids!!!
@n64briel2 ай бұрын
Day oneseveneight of asking vaazkl to do donut memes
@kichennugeets7332 ай бұрын
KZbinr memes please im asking this for a long time
@Beamdude.2 ай бұрын
ROBLOX MEMES
@godcomplex892 ай бұрын
anime meme
@AncientVerseAnimations2 ай бұрын
Fun fact, Australia is the ONLY place in the world where the Mc Donald’s (Macca’s) ice cream machine works 98% of the time. Want Mc Donald’s Ice Cream, come to Australia, where you seriously won’t see a snake in the shops, spiders are few in your house, the only wasps to worry about aren’t native, and were built like Giga Chads both inside and outside Update: did you know that in Australia, Deadpool is rated MA 15+
@AncientVerseAnimations2 ай бұрын
99% of all snakes in Australia are freaking scared of humans, but one, which is more venomous than the King Cobra and longer, called the Brown Snake, is intelligent enough to remember you, knows that if it attacks from behind it will be safer, and knows where it has previously bit you, continuing to attack that same spot, which boosts the power of their venom, and makes it spread quicker
@davidsutton11212 ай бұрын
@@AncientVerseAnimations u forgot about the tiger snake, the other smart aggressive asshole of snake that we have in the south. we don't get browns in the south west
@AncientVerseAnimations2 ай бұрын
@@davidsutton1121 I’m in the Middle East, lol, up so high tsunamis can’t reach us, and even though the rest of Australia is in drought, I got fresh rain water
@Name-loading-error-3082 ай бұрын
There is a better chance of being struck by lightning than having our Macca's icecream machines being broken
@echdeath6662 ай бұрын
fun fact: most of the time, they aren't even broken! they are just in a long cleaning process, so employees lie to you when they say it's broken! (most of the time)
@ZombieNick92 ай бұрын
as an Australian i am offended not because of these memes, but because of this being labelled as "memes" and not being "a compilation of historically correct photos" as an australian i also feel that this is a documentary thank you for reading my ted talk
@cadefilms40722 ай бұрын
Some of them aren’t pictures
@ihategojosomuch2 ай бұрын
@@cadefilms4072it’s pictures of things, he takes pictures of the accurate photos of australia
@Miss_CatKat2 ай бұрын
I agree
@CORNYASS22 ай бұрын
Mhm
@Starnight_Nightwing2 ай бұрын
same
@MalthePal1232 ай бұрын
The fact australia terrifies people makes me feel so good about myself, like ive been living here since i was a child, i am power
@Chooksay2229 күн бұрын
literally
@jgkitarel26 күн бұрын
Eh, we Americans go there when we want to experience a REALLY exciting outdoors. Well, the kind where the locals aren't normally shooting at us, or each other, or the ground, or the air, or the... Yeah, we realize that place is more dangerous per square mile than here, and many of us think that place would make for a great vacation spot.
@MalthePal12326 күн бұрын
@@jgkitarel I'm guessing Ur American then, also I have a question does America really not have parks every 50 meteres
@ChewbakaandSolo2 ай бұрын
Fun Australian Fact : In Perth, Western Australia there is a tiger shark that locals have named Trevor. He swims near the shore.
@patrickhector2 ай бұрын
oh shit whereabouts I wanna meet him
@ChewbakaandSolo2 ай бұрын
@@patrickhector idk exactly but it’s somewhere north of the city I think.
@ChewbakaandSolo2 ай бұрын
Just checked, it’s Mullaloo Beach
@patrickhector2 ай бұрын
@@ChewbakaandSolo nice, will have to check it out at some point
@jacklang33142 ай бұрын
There's also Neil the elephant seal that visits a town in Tasmania. If he rests by your car, it's a valid excuse not to go to work.
@BoringMouse_2 ай бұрын
As an Australian myself, I would like to clear up a common misconception, we don't say shrimp, we say prawns so saying shrimp on the Barbie is just a little silly
@TheKrispyfort2 ай бұрын
"we'll put another shrimp on the barbie" is a line Paul Hogan said in an Aussie Tourism commercial in the 80s
@BoringMouse_2 ай бұрын
@@TheKrispyfort ah makes sense
@KegRaider2 ай бұрын
@@TheKrispyfort Yep, unfortunately Paul Bogan fucked us over. I guess if he had Tossed another prawn on the barbie, they might have had to ask an extra question.... other than "What's a barbie?"
@infamous18572 ай бұрын
Australia is just a hotter South Africa damn
@TheBlackSeraph2 ай бұрын
@@infamous1857 Speaking of South Africa, I recently learned Australia produces more diamonds than SA per annum.
@JoshuaOwens-qf9hj2 ай бұрын
honestly, as an Australian, as soon as I heard the meme at 9:13, I just screamed "Hell yeah, fucken love bunnings" without a second thought
@Dalekzilla542 ай бұрын
I remember going to friends' birthday parties at Bunnings.
@deathcaw81792 ай бұрын
Bro the sausages and bread was almost the only reason i went to bunnings
@jinxtsl10152 ай бұрын
Lowest prices… they’re just the beginning.
@lowoliet2 ай бұрын
gotta love bunnings snags
@freetoplayking73622 ай бұрын
Thekr hot chocolate is the best. It’s actually great.
@IAmDuobur2 ай бұрын
9:14 as an australian I can confirm I just blurted out "Bunnings!" like an excited child.
@your_daily_dose_of_aussie2 ай бұрын
Samee 😂😭
@user-tu8rv7zg3k2 ай бұрын
yeah
@The-random-idiotsАй бұрын
Absolutely😊
@NERDXspaceАй бұрын
bunnings is the best hardware store by far
@taylorsversion.1213Ай бұрын
STOP LIKE I THOUGHT THAT TOO! BUT OMG THEIR SAUSAGE SANDWICHES WERE JUST DIFFERENT
@boota27982 ай бұрын
In Australia our fire fighters don't use hoses to quell the flames. They just dunk their fists in a bucket of water before punching at the fire. Gets the job done.
@The-stug2 ай бұрын
As an Australian I can confirm this is what Australia is like
@shinyivysaur35912 ай бұрын
As an Australian, I approve of this
@Bagel_lover2 ай бұрын
As another another Australian I agree
@sourcandy-wf2ih2 ай бұрын
As another Australian... AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!
@tamrabrawley45732 ай бұрын
How are you still o
@tamrabrawley45732 ай бұрын
Alive
@nihility70822 ай бұрын
12:00 fun fact about Cassowaries, the claws on their talons can get to 4-5 inches long, incredibly sharp, they can jump 7 feet high and run at 50KPH ( 31 miles per hour). DO NOT PISS OFF CASSOWARIES! this is 100% serious, they are like the worlds most dangerous bird. (to humans)
@jahrusalem36582 ай бұрын
Mind you, they run at 50kph in DENSE JUNGLE. Imagine how fast they could go on open land.
@TheNevar182 ай бұрын
As such, if you are ever chased by a cassowary, the only thing you can do is lay face down and pretend you're dead and HOPE that it moves on.
@DarthKryat2 ай бұрын
its one of those cases where you dont need to outrun the other people that might be with you as the cassowarie is more likely to go after the fast runner
@PastaMachine20772 ай бұрын
At the Perth zoo, the cassowary enclosure is separated from the footpath by a chain link fence and nothing else. I stood like a metre and a half away from one and it was unbelievably intimidating. Those legs were mad thick and strong looking. And it was making some chainsaw dubstep noises, too.
@AussieBoyLloyd2 ай бұрын
for anyone reading comments on this 100% can confirm. Do Not F with Cassowaries they are the bird equivalent of f around and find out..
@theselfcontradictory77792 ай бұрын
As an Australian, one of the most common native birds is the Magpie lark. They look like normal birds, but if you get within ten metres of the trees where they have their nests during nesting season, they will make a noise kind of like a goofy cartoon horn and swoop you. I have heard stories of people having to be rushed to the hospital because a swooping magpie puched a literal hole in the top of their skull. The little pooftas also tend to go for the eyes with their claws. Fortunately, magies barely ever actually make contact with peoples' heads, as their swooping is usually meant as more of a scare tactic. Many people still like to wear helmets though, even when they're walking, to protect them from the larks. And don't even get me started on the fucking drop bears.
@BearsTrains2 ай бұрын
Magpie larks are nuts. They hang around traffic lights so they can attack the mirrors on cars that have stopped.
@Kracken25322 ай бұрын
I know someone that lost their eye to a magpie
@esmeralda3858Ай бұрын
You're getting magpie larks (mudlarks) and magpies confused. Mudlarks are brave and will chase magpies, which are bigger, but I never heard of them swooping people,
@cyborgt-rex5073Ай бұрын
Don’t forget the magpies, also both are very friendly where I live, (I live right next to a park) they come up to my farther and eat the worms he digs up while working in the garden, I have never been swooped/attacked by one
@sirjbudgieАй бұрын
Or those bloody plovers!!
@fishy5052 ай бұрын
As an Australian, I can confirm that it is four seasons in one day.
@AussieBoyLloyd2 ай бұрын
haha i hate out weather it only rains long enough to make it hotter and more humid... then if it does decide to rain long enough to cool things down it doesnt stop til we're under water....
@fishy5052 ай бұрын
@@AussieBoyLloyd lol yea
@jgkitarel26 күн бұрын
So pretty much like the Pacific Northwest here in the States, good to know.
@bhqld62825 күн бұрын
Thank you Crowded House 🎵
@triarb579017 күн бұрын
@@bhqld628...even though they were singing about Auckland...
@Joy-rides-with-Techno2 ай бұрын
As an Australian I can confirm that drop bears and koalas are two different things that live in Australia
@wonnieburger2 ай бұрын
I mean thylacoleos used to be a thing sooo… (A thylacoleo was basically a tiger/rat that can climb and was a marsupial)
@tasteless_59152 ай бұрын
drop bears dont exist 🤡🤡 don't lie just to scare the yanks
@genohelix75222 ай бұрын
can't believe his mate is trying to trick him into thinking they don't exist. Not a very good friend. We tell people about them for their own fkn safety...
@user-le8hk9kt6t2 ай бұрын
Me to
@KayGreylai2 ай бұрын
Indeed I despise this misinformation! It is a community service Aussies provide to warn others coming to Australia of the drop bears! They are a true danger.
@NoodleIDK132 ай бұрын
Wait so americans dont have playschool or golden gaytimes? Dam that must suck.
@Rattus_rattus2582 ай бұрын
Wait what? Americans don’t have childhoods,
@theimperialguard39352 ай бұрын
we have pre school, idk if its similar tho
@NoodleIDK132 ай бұрын
@theimperialguard3935 not pre school I mean PLAYSCHOOL. like the show
@JollyNoble2 ай бұрын
@@NoodleIDK13 play school is a kids tv show, very popular amongst Australian littluns. But surely you’ve heard of giggle and hoot right?
@NoodleIDK132 ай бұрын
@@JollyNoble a timeless classic
@tornaedoz23202 ай бұрын
The pain this video has caused me when he pronounces Australia weird every time 🤣
@lady_bexyАй бұрын
It's like fingernails down a chalk board!!😂😂
@kellyrussell1877Ай бұрын
2:05 not only is this guy (Steven Bradbury) genuinely a national hero, but "doing a Bradbury" is actually a common phrase here. it refers to someone achieving something amazing by being so incredibly shit at it that it somehow circles back around to work in their favour.
@Feanor645017 күн бұрын
People forget that he was ranked as the best in the world for several years and kept being injured by other players while training which prevented him from competing while he was in his prime.
@alyssastevenson98792 ай бұрын
9:13 BUNNINGS WAREHOUSE!!! Australians, you can't tell me you didn't play the theme tune when reading that.
@caseypfluger54142 ай бұрын
i could hear it in my mind when you said it
@Daughter_Of_Aphrodite142 ай бұрын
@caseypfluger5414 me too ✋️
@dianaellul93452 ай бұрын
...and for the ankle biters Hammer Barn.
@gopher-luv-frogs2 ай бұрын
@@caseypfluger5414same 😅
@AussieBoyLloyd2 ай бұрын
GOT ME haha
@FleshWizard694202 ай бұрын
As an Australian, i can confirm that Scomo shat himself in Maccas
@sourcandy-wf2ih2 ай бұрын
He did he really did
@Zamsrknsaaaa2 ай бұрын
I like to call him Snot Morrison
@ziggybadans2 ай бұрын
I live only 5 minutes away from the sacred Scomo shat location! Blessed 😊
@jasonbuckley41182 ай бұрын
im just picturing the people finding out that we called our prime minster Scomo.. than again america would have to learn what a prime minster is and not what a president is.
@corvusgaming23792 ай бұрын
@@jasonbuckley4118 Shatmo.
@odysseyi2 ай бұрын
as an australian, i can indeed confirm that these are not memes but true events in our daily lives.
@KermitThegay2 ай бұрын
my friend from Germany will call me insane when I wear a hoodie in 30º weather, in return I call him an icicle when he wears short sleeves in winter
@chickenz26952 ай бұрын
I must tell everyone the existence of March flies in Australia. They are giant flies that bite like mosquitoes. However, their bites hurt and leave bleeding holes. They will bite through your clothes, and they are everywhere in areas that they live.
@waterdragon79342 ай бұрын
As an australian I can confirm, those little shits are like the 4th worst part of living in australia.
@IzabelleHagley2 ай бұрын
They are hard to get rid of to, we carry around three thongs usually
@petrusv87522 ай бұрын
We have something quite similar in Canada; call them horse flies. They dont bite like mosquitos, they just rip a chunk of you off and fly away with it. Deer flies do the same thing but they are "normal" fly sized so they dont hurt unless its a sensitive bit unlike the horse flies which are at least 3 times the size of "normal" flies. They also dont really die unless u crush them between something and consequently have no fear. Thankfully they only live in the deserty parts of Canada (yes we have those) and die off mostly in the cold winters.
@undynlicia75542 ай бұрын
Oh this is so true, March flies frickin suck
@wingerwc2 ай бұрын
Had a run in with the bastards on a school camp. I was walking through a bush while dodging purple prickles. To make that day even worse, that was after I watched a naked guy in nothing but a towel walk 20km along a beach in 34˚ heat.
@nichochan86812 ай бұрын
9:48 To be fair, even Steve Irwin got nervous around these birds because they're essentially bird shaped dinosaurs with daggers for feet.
@liynconreading44762 ай бұрын
o7 the legend
@KrakenAustralia2 ай бұрын
Ok
@cylnder2 ай бұрын
When even Steve got nervous, you KNOW those things are dangerous
@Wolfie545452 ай бұрын
Bird shaped dinosaurs
@gracekanagaraj18262 ай бұрын
All dinosaurs are technically bird shaped
@SLAZE_YT2 ай бұрын
As a 100% certified Aussie living in South Australia I can completely legally confirm these
@WitherIGuess2 ай бұрын
20:04 just wanna say that they give their children to predators so they can escape
@itzmira2023Ай бұрын
Is that why one came over to me with its baby right behind it when my family and I went to Rottnest island? Jk, but that did actually happen to me 😂
@WSendam2 ай бұрын
Mad max was truly an Australian documentary
@peteralexandergraae28302 ай бұрын
My brother pointed out that Pamdora in Borderlands is basically Australia. Largely dessert areas, litterally everything wants to kill you and the insects are horrible
@dylanwight57642 ай бұрын
So here's the funny thing -- Mad Max _is_ a documentary. Just not in the way you're thinking. Although it's true that Australia never has more than four months of urea reserves at any time (which is absolutely essential to our transport and logistics infrastructure since 90% of domestically distributed goods are moved via trucks and road trains) the films actually focus on the results of mismanaging our very limited and precious fresh water reserves. Mad Max is what happens if Australia _ever_ has a diesel fuel and water crisis lasting more than two years.
@JollyNoble2 ай бұрын
There is only one thing Australians fear… Magpies…
@kaelkirkby91912 ай бұрын
Nah, the ones I know love me. They'll even bring their kids around to say hi. Similar situation with the Cockatoos and Kookaburras.
@Stonecold3002 ай бұрын
Emus?
@puredingo93482 ай бұрын
@@Stonecold300 We already lost once we aren't going to tempt fate.
@gopher-luv-frogs2 ай бұрын
@@Stonecold300😭😭😭 when i was 5 me and my 2 sisters + my mum, driving down a country road to nanup (WA) and a emu stuck his head in the window and me and my twin being 5 screamed so fjkldh loud and my mum was trying to wind up the window but the emu had his head still in the car and we started going faster but the emu was keeping up and then there was a pole….the emu was alr 😅
@Stonecold3002 ай бұрын
@@gopher-luv-frogs Was your twin traumatized?
@helpimdying94212 ай бұрын
17:08 Guys for any non-Australians, our wildlife has literally had to deal with so many fucking bushfires that the plants have evolved to recover from bushfires by storing extra buds for leaves within the bark. Our trees are literally built different.
@GAGDR6602 ай бұрын
1:42 WE DONT HAVE TORNADOS IN AUSSIE WE HAVE CYCLONES
@BearsTrains2 ай бұрын
cyclones you drongo
@dharmadasa662 ай бұрын
The Aussie equivalents to tornados are Willy-willies (indigenous word). Hurricanes = typhooons = cyclones.
@SillyInternetGremlinBoy2 ай бұрын
As an Australian I absolutely love memes that treat Australia like some nightmare hellscape, bc it makes me feel SO powerful for just existing here casually doing nothing special to survive
@undynlicia75542 ай бұрын
Agreed
@ArAnDOmRobLOxChAnnEl-ty3fj2 ай бұрын
Agreed
@juicetinerrng42192 ай бұрын
@@pickledlobsterrrrr dude half the time theyre not even dangerous i see them and i just shrug and go to sleep
@juicetinerrng42192 ай бұрын
@@pickledlobsterrrrr ikr i legit just had one cihlling above my computer and i let it just live there bcuz it ate my flies
@gopher-luv-frogs2 ай бұрын
Yeah, just a casual *43 DEGREES* but yn since we all live on the coast the beach is right there
@thebiggestmaraudersfan2 ай бұрын
As an Australian, I’m offended As a Melbournian, even more so ITS MEL-BIN AND OSS-TRAY-LEE-A AND EE-MEUW AND MAR-SOO-PI-AL
@roselight75672 ай бұрын
FINALLY AHAHAHAHHA THAT WAS BOTHERING ME ALL VIDEO As a fellow Melbournian, thank you.
@Hoot_hoot7772 ай бұрын
Thank you. It was getting at me to. The other one is bris-bane. It's bris-bin. You enrage the Drop Bears when you get this wrong.
@TheBlackSeraph2 ай бұрын
@@Hoot_hoot777 The hoop snake will come for him!
@XxTD._.FAN._.COURTNEY_LoverxX2 ай бұрын
I be punching air every time someone pronounces Melbourne as Mel BORN😑, it’s Mel BIN
@Deconstruction_Administrator2 ай бұрын
Straya
@AkiDWeeb2 ай бұрын
As a fellow Australian, I initially thought this video was unrealistic… then I realized my backyard has dingoes in it. 😅
@itsdatboi4327Ай бұрын
As an australian, if you compare our cute ass koalas to a Floridian man again I'm sending the cassowarys. This is a threat.
@bagorilla1232 ай бұрын
12:56 NO AUSTRALIAN'S SAY SHRIMP, WE CALL IT A PRAWN
@@Mister_Sun.BUDDY THINKS HES SMART, THEYRE STILL PRAWNS
@Kracken25322 ай бұрын
PRAWN!!!!!!!!
@raiden17662 ай бұрын
Australians are just British people who have maxed out the skilltree
@ceu1601932 ай бұрын
Since it was British criminals sent to Australia, guess you got a point.
@raiden17662 ай бұрын
@@ceu160193 I know because I myself am a member of the upside down kangaroo people
@ceu1601932 ай бұрын
@@raiden1766 Do you have fist fighting kangaroo as your national sport?
@raiden17662 ай бұрын
@@ceu160193 I'm in the national league
@RXYALEKXR0M12 ай бұрын
I swear I almost punched something when a koala was referred to as a ‘koala bear’
@lachlancurry84252 ай бұрын
19:22 Hold up that's my Macca's Its also where our ex-prime minister pooped his pants
@bobalicious2696Ай бұрын
The U.S. one up'd you mate. Biden pooped his pants in front of the GD POPE!!!
@thehyperchargedcucco33792 ай бұрын
Why does he think that drop bears aren't real? Bro is like one of them conspiracy theorists that thinks birds aren't real. I had to fight off 12 drop bears just this morning.
@VaazkLShorts2 ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀💀
@YOUTUBEHASHANDLESNOW..lmaocopy2 ай бұрын
they do be problematic, just in the deserty nothern area though
@King_Sus2 ай бұрын
@@KZbinHASHANDLESNOW..lmaocopy Isn't that all of Australia?
@YOUTUBEHASHANDLESNOW..lmaocopy2 ай бұрын
@@King_Sus no? I meant around northern SA and southern NT dude. Come to Perth and TRY to call this place a desert, we are built on dirt, not soil here
@King_Sus2 ай бұрын
@@KZbinHASHANDLESNOW..lmaocopy I was tryna make a joke about how AU is known for being deserty lol
@rahberry18-562 ай бұрын
Drop Bears are real, I've been living among them for years.
@fatemanoor_2 ай бұрын
I refuse to believe that something this cute can sooo dangerous
@lizardthedragon2 ай бұрын
@@fatemanoor_They are NOT cute!! They are horrifying little buggers that hang around my backyard. Have to put up a new stick of Vegemite every 3rd day
@fatemanoor_2 ай бұрын
@@lizardthedragon this is soo confusing are they real or not😭😭
@alaxanderhamelton65142 ай бұрын
@@fatemanoor_They are, why would an entire country be in on a single joke without any communication between them
@VaazkLShorts2 ай бұрын
@@alaxanderhamelton6514 😂😂😂😂 because its hilarious
@Foggystreets2 ай бұрын
As an Aussie, dropbears are real! One of the guys in my class at school wrote a fable called "the boy who cried dropbear" as a parody of "The boy who cried wolf" they're basically meat eating koalas. Also, funny story, when I was 6 I was in the outback and my friends dad told us all (6 kids) that the first to touch a kangaroo would get $200, we spent 2 hours running after god damn roos. (we obvi failed tho)
@strwbrryriki2 ай бұрын
6:46 YOU SAY IT LIKE MEL-BN ☹️☹️
@louislee72 ай бұрын
As an Australian I can confirm that these pics only represent less than 0.0000000001% of Australia’s power
@Kracken25322 ай бұрын
Must agree, very true
@NERDXspaceАй бұрын
fact
@itt20552 ай бұрын
Australians are the only people in the world that eat the animals on their coat of arms, emus and kangaroos do have a rather strong flavour.
@Rattus_rattus2582 ай бұрын
Kangaroo is my dog’s favourite.
@MmmmJuicy2 ай бұрын
Kangaroos apparently are a fav of the dingo, and I happen to like them too (got to try some years ago). Of course, getting kangaroo meat where I live is almost impossible.
@Aabergm2 ай бұрын
Kangaroo is my favourite meat immediately followed by bacon.
@lincolnhodge23712 ай бұрын
well yeah they cant walk backward only forwards into our stomachs . i wonder what bald eagle taste like ........probly fish and road kill on second thoughts
@BentConrod2 ай бұрын
Fun fact, the kangaroo and the emu cannot walk backwards. That's the main reason we lost the Great Emu War, they never retreated! We learned from that and never started a war with the roos.
@MorganSaph2 ай бұрын
26:00 Your friend is messing with you. It's a "fine, you've annoyed me. congrats. now go touch this fire you're so curious about". Dropbears do exist. Just avoid koalas that are above head height and you should be ok.
@VaazkLShorts2 ай бұрын
😂😂IM NOT FALLING FOR IT ANYMORE
@Solangelo4eva2 ай бұрын
@@VaazkLShorts how do you *fall for it* if it's real. There is also a drop near created by the government, to show they are real
@itzmira2023Ай бұрын
@@VaazkLShorts THEY ARE REAL! ONE JUMPED ON MY FRIENDS HEAD THE OTHER DAY (She is American so I knew how to avoid them)! Btw my pet spider, Sharen (named after my auntie), in the corner of my room is now after you for lying. Fear her 🕷🇦🇺
@ethanc445Ай бұрын
@@VaazkLShorts No genuinely, they do exist but are difficult to decern from real koalas. There's a video of a woman trying to move a "koala" off the highway before she is attacked the the drop bear. Those fuckers are real and scary I promise.
@joshuatremper5026Ай бұрын
The cow chewing on the snake just needed more phosphorus because the grass and soil doesn't have it
@mrcuddle32612 ай бұрын
We're happy little vegemites As bright as bright can be We all enjoy our vegemite for breakfast lunch and tea
@AussieBoyLloyd2 ай бұрын
can confirm the breakfast lunch and tea part it is not just a lunch time thing.. i have eaten it at midnight before too so it works at any time of the day haha
@MalthePal1232 ай бұрын
Australians all eat sausages For breakfast lunch and teaaaaa
@Deconstruction_Administrator2 ай бұрын
Our mummies say we're growing stronger every single week! Because we love our Vegemite! We all adore our Vegemite!
@_.------_._Al4st0r_.._----._2 ай бұрын
its the vegimite jingle -_-@@AussieBoyLloyd
@lady_bexyАй бұрын
@@Deconstruction_Administrator It puts a rose in every cheek!😂😂
@katdiangelo82142 ай бұрын
Okay but the one at 1:42 is legit: It's hot so you go to the beach to relax. The high temperatures mix with feilds covered in dry grass causes bushfires. The smoke from bushfires creates heavy storm clouds and higher wind cycles. The giant storms and harsh wind last for hours, which results in flooding. Sometimes it only takes 2 days for that whole system to have reached its conclusion.
@MarsyJ2 ай бұрын
Welcome to Melbourne
@MarsyJ2 ай бұрын
If you go to Melbourne, it’s less than an hour lol
@katdiangelo82142 ай бұрын
@@MarsyJ why you acting like Melbourne's the only place that that's an issue, it's an Anywhere in Australia issue, and it's not a competition.
@MarsyJ2 ай бұрын
@@katdiangelo8214 I’m not, but Melbourne is well known for “4 seasons in a day”
@katdiangelo82142 ай бұрын
@@MarsyJ legit never heard anyone say that about Melbourne before, but that would still be applicable to anywhere in Australia.
@huntsmanthrane10922 ай бұрын
23:20 That's just a Whale Shark, they're completely harmless to humans.
@XxPriinncessLiaxXАй бұрын
Yup it’s like a cute harmless water puppy
@BrucePotter2 ай бұрын
The Australian Tourism Dept had a campaign to reduce the fear of people scared to visit Australia, so now all Australians have to pretend drop bears aren't a thing.
@AlienXtream12 ай бұрын
i've seen the roo in the lake on a few australia memes videos and i do want to clear something up. contrary to the post the kangaroo is not actually waiting to lure people into the water. rather it is taking a dip to cool down. kangaroos, however, feel quite vulnerable in the water; especially of crocodiles. as such they fight like their life depends on it and may make a preemptive strike if they see you approaching them. its purely a defensive stratergy. that said, if you enter the water with them, they absolutely can and will **** your **** up and you will likely find yourself either drowned or disembowled. remember, this is a defense tactic intended for CROCODILES...
@alanhilder1883Ай бұрын
Before clicking "read more" ... "if you enter the water..." the Jaws music start up.
@poketrainerjames72462 ай бұрын
2:12 Bradbury wasn’t lucky, he won the gold by SHEER TACTICAL BRILLIANCE, PURE SKILL, and INTIMIDATING PRESENCE, why else would everyone have fallen over if it wasn’t planned
@captainpoppleton2 ай бұрын
They were so concerned about the guy who was about to be lapped that it threw them off their rhythm. Never get tired of watching that clip. It's just so Australian, partly because nobody in Australia actually does speed skating, if that makes sense. We should put together a gridiron team just to troll the Yanks.
@explosavemaster75242 ай бұрын
as an Australian, I can confirm that drop bears are real
@milktank2072 ай бұрын
As an Australian my aircon is literally put to 28 degrees and I think it's cold.
@HaileyHasArtblock2 ай бұрын
As an Australian, I can confirm NASA pays us a lot, acting is hard you know.
@Callum072 ай бұрын
Someone’s getting a visit from NASA next month. 😂
@irkorpus2 ай бұрын
well fark.. im still waiting for my cheque
@Callum072 ай бұрын
@@irkorpus lol, same.
@WingsTheRobloxYT2 ай бұрын
I’m doing child labour rn
@HaileyHasArtblock2 ай бұрын
Update: A tourist almost spotted me out of character. Almost caught.
@angussteven77782 ай бұрын
Fun fact: I live in Australia, and once my family's Christmas tree had a red-back spider, a close relative of the black widow, that would've killed me in a bite. Also, we have the one of the most venomous spiders in the world, the funnel web. They are known for being aggressive. And they can swim.
@asussybaka87832 ай бұрын
saw a red back under the couch around 2 minutes ago lol
@yukitai90632 ай бұрын
@@asussybaka8783, saw a redback at Aussie Park. Biggest bugger I've ever seen.
@uglyhorseE2 ай бұрын
Oh yeah? Well the other day, I found a lady bug on my clothes. Guess we aren't too different, huh?
@Aabergm2 ай бұрын
I like the Whitetail as the nastiest spider, sometimes you can't feel the bite and the venom is necrotising. Meaning one day you can wake up and your skin is literally dissolving. God I love Australia.
@pigthebob46182 ай бұрын
@@Aabergmnot trying to be stuck up or anything but its not actually the venom from the white tails that are dangerous, its a fungal or bacterial infection instead. Their reputation for being extremely venomous is mostly unfounded.
@JimyVR_Ай бұрын
As an Australian I can say that kangaroos just hand around everywhere. It's not really something you can control they now own that place.
@lincolnhodge23712 ай бұрын
all jokes aside mate the reason for the EMU and Kangaroo on our national emblem is because they dont walk backwards like a shark doesnt swim backwards only forwards .
@DocAcher2 ай бұрын
To clarify; "can't walk backwards" being a symbol of never retreating, in this instance
@Feanor645017 күн бұрын
@@DocAcher Nah I have a better theory, both the kangaroo and the emu can't go backwards and they are facing each other holding the shield, so they are completely stuck. It's a metaphor for Australian politics.
@DocAcher17 күн бұрын
@@Feanor6450 😂😂😂
@PythonicIe2 ай бұрын
17:53 the pure unfiltered shock in his voice gets me every time
@AviationCaptain2 ай бұрын
Reading that as he spoke probably scarred him for life
@fgsfdsmonkey2 ай бұрын
paid for by the drop bear lobby, strewth we're glad the next batch of unsuspecting tourists will feed the drop bears
@alanhilder1883Ай бұрын
The larder of unsuspecting tourists was getting a bit low for the weekly sacrifice...
@Forever064Ай бұрын
I love that Australians (including myself) started fooling people that aren’t born and/or live in Australia by saying we have drop bears 😂
@lady_bexyАй бұрын
Shhhhh.....🤦♀️ you're going to give the game away!😂😂😂😂
@freyajohnson3396Ай бұрын
Random Aussie facts: Emus and Kangaroos cannot walk backwards, Magpies are horrifying during swooping season, most Kangaroos at Zoos (at least from what ive seen.) just lay about and chill, Emus and Cassowarys cannot fly. Enjoy your dose of Random Aussie facts - Random Aussie that watched this video.
@colleens11072 ай бұрын
Australia was the result of God not getting proper anger management
@ceu1601932 ай бұрын
No, it's just where all prototypes of animals were dumped.
@U-235cereal2 ай бұрын
if any aussie goes to a cold place, we would either freeze or not feel the cold at all, no in between
@vapx0075Ай бұрын
I thought that was just me... ty
@celestialdiamondgamings2297Ай бұрын
3:13 This is why all Australian car windshields should be made of Bulletproof glass
@simp4aizawa2 ай бұрын
fun fact: the emu war was actually a thing. basically a dude said there was too many emus so they tried to exterminate them. farmers and workers were complaining about the emus. lots of people actually died because EMUS FIGHT BACK!!! and there was this thing called “emos for emus” idk: correct me if im wrong.
@sirjbudgieАй бұрын
They are also pretty much bullet proof. The soldier ran out of ammo.
@Nerdy17292 ай бұрын
As someone with arachnophobia, i don't know why i chose to live in australia
@medusathedecepticon2 ай бұрын
You needs a hug
@SmilerStrike2 ай бұрын
Exposure therapy!
@fimbulsummer2 ай бұрын
I am an arachnophobic Australian. Let me tell you about the time I was recovering from multiple surgeries at my parents’ place (in a city), when at 2 am a huntsman the size of a fucking dinner plate decided to invade my room via the floor. I couldn’t walk or use my hands much, and although they’re good non venomous spideys, that big is just a nope from me. I yelled for my dad to come save me, because he’d only just gone to bed, and he just sidled up and peered at it from metres away because he’s as arachnophobic as me. He tried to slink off and leave me to the spider, at which I protested greatly. Yes, he left his helpless, injured first born to the monster. Eventually my pathetic cries woke my mother, who in a great cloud of grump at being awoken by all the mewling, promptly picked up a slipper and bashed the fucker to death (the spider, that is, not my lilly-livered father). I survived. Just.
@Jake_Gotthard2 ай бұрын
@@fimbulsummeryou’re so lucky that the huntsmans’ hunting instinct percentage just straight up went “ *_FALL_* “ the second it entered the room. Imagine if that shit crawled on you.
@lady_bexyАй бұрын
It does make one wonder if you did some research before choosing to live here....
@phillipdrake74122 ай бұрын
18:42 That's a spinifex hopping mouse
@supersilvernova22-ut3db2 ай бұрын
Nah, that's a Muad'Dib
@ItsLizzy22Ай бұрын
I thought it was a Jerboa
@HappyBeezerStudios22 күн бұрын
Now I imagine two tribes of prehistoric australians fighting over a piece of shadow, one riding to battle on flightless birds, the other on crocodiles.
@acetroidplayz34742 ай бұрын
A drop bear is another name for a koala because when threatened they can jump off trees and scratch you on the face
@victoriahewitt99382 ай бұрын
My cup runs over is a biblical term to describe being so blessed you can't contain it all. So what they meant here was to not make you totally overwhelmed by happiness at the news of the new marsupial.
@fishnutter52192 ай бұрын
Just think of it as the beer tap won't turn off and the bartender is busy calling someone to come fix it... So you reach over and keep topping off your glass whenever he's not looking. Your cup runneth over.
@user-vx8yj7ux8s2 ай бұрын
1:30 australians have too much "personality" to be declared nasa employees
@Wolfie545452 ай бұрын
Someone’s never heard of Alan Shepard
@Aabergm2 ай бұрын
@@Wolfie54545The fact you can name only one (or two) proves the point, exception that proves the rule kind of deal.
@lorderuiluvatar31842 ай бұрын
MAKE MORE OF THESE, as an australian i find these very funny and relatable
@Rylo-gs4fd16 күн бұрын
I live in Australia and when going to sleep we often hear possums run on the roof of our house and on one day it was like 43 degrees we rescued 2 possums by taking them into our house so they don’t burn their feet in the road
@ravenouself41812 ай бұрын
A friendly reminder that out of all of Australia's wildlife... the Saltwater Crocs are the least likely to kill You.
@Mx.muffin2 ай бұрын
You know, the funniest thing about Australia is that it's neighbor New Zealand literally has nothing that Australia has except the heat, despite being next to each other (separated by an ocean, of course)
@unicornfun77442 ай бұрын
In Australia right now kangaroos are luring dogs into deep water so they drown. So if you’re in Australia watch your dogs! But also, as an Australian this video is 100% accurate
@Scabs-og2 ай бұрын
21:53 Australian here, they are all Indigenous Aboriginal/Torres Strait islander Names :) pronounced "woga woga" whoalla whoalla" "bong bong" "poorung" "whonglepong" and "woolamalu"
@BearsTrains2 ай бұрын
Yep, naming something twice in an Indigenous language means plural. Wagga Wagga is "place of many crows". If there was one crow, it would be just called Wagga (I live in Wagga)
@beomcub2 ай бұрын
aussie people are born with superpowers
@owenwoolley33942 ай бұрын
Hell yeah we are.
@areatrix2 ай бұрын
WHO TOLD THEM. QUICK EVERYONE SCATTER!!!!!
@PurpleMirage382 ай бұрын
@@areatrix CALL IN THE DRUNK DADS AND THOSE KIDS WHO ATE BUGS AT SCHOOL!!!
@U-235cereal2 ай бұрын
I wish
@rachel12482 ай бұрын
Dude, you’re nineteen? Major props, man!
@kokichi_is_looking_for_you2 ай бұрын
4:10 Smells like that one vegan teacher
@Peleski2 ай бұрын
As an Aussie I always find the animal thing bemusing. About 60,000 Indians die from snakebite every year. In Australia, occasionally one person does, usually during flood.
@idontknowu64222 ай бұрын
Well actually koala bears get tired some times (all the time, their food makes them drunk/high) and if they fall asleep they can fall out of trees and this startles them, like having that dream where you are falling, except when you wake up you have landed on a large hairless mutant giant, when koalas get spooked they will bite and claw their way to safety regardless of what's in the way. Long story short, it doesn't happen often but "drop bear" incidents are a thing, and have been fatal, but it's mostly just manslaughter not intentionally malicious.
@phantom.e-cq4jc2 ай бұрын
As an Australian, I must say that I thought the other countries had done their research. Clearly they forgot the cockroach swarms.
@Willowthetherian-fx5tdАй бұрын
5:25 koalas have claws that’ll rip your face off. *nothing is safe here.*
@triarb5790Ай бұрын
KOALAS ARE NOT BEARS. But drop bears are real
@mrcurator96142 ай бұрын
Don't be worried about drop bears, be scared of the hoop snakes. Taipans have a rare behaviour where they bite their tail (like an ouroboros) and roll towards people at high speed, biting people who have entered their designated territory.
@ericoviche2 ай бұрын
As an Australian I can confirm this may as well be a documentary.
@smolpener74302 ай бұрын
23:06 You've probably heard it as "my cup runneth over". It's from the bible, and it means having more of something than is needed.
@King_D9812 ай бұрын
As an Australian I can confirm 9:16 is more like the climate of Melbourne in one day.
@nono-oz4gv2 ай бұрын
"but if it doesn't exist how are they paid to live there" so true
@SH-qs7eeАй бұрын
Flat-earther: "Do not bring logic into this argument; that does not belong here!"
@Dreamerboy7592 ай бұрын
Australian Geography: Flat Flat Flat Flat ROCK. STUPIDLY ENOURMOUS ROCK Flat Flat...
@terabyteroblox2 ай бұрын
australian memes -upside down stuff -the terrifying animals -weird stuff that happens in australia
@Waterbottlecheeto2 ай бұрын
As an Australian, I can confirm every American says emu wrong.
@Remember.22 ай бұрын
BROS "WHAT THE F- WOAH" IT'S IN MY HEAD NOW 17:56
@user-zu8wk3yo5o2 ай бұрын
6:59 they left us alone because they knew they could not win
@sirjbudgieАй бұрын
We are already in hell lol. There was no need to take us over.
@GoldenFenrir2 ай бұрын
This was probably the funniest meme video I've seen is a long time!~
@UXXRYTАй бұрын
As a Russian Australian I’ve never laughed so hard in my fucking life
@searlyt2 ай бұрын
as an aussie i feel its important to inform everyone that the correct way to pronounce "australia" is "ah-strah-lya" not "oh-stray-lia" and melbourne is "mel-bun" and we literally pronounce our capital city as "can-bruh" also the general rule with spiders is that in queensland the big ones are usually harmless (huntsmans are the size of dinner plates but you actually want them around because they eat the mozzies) but in new south wales the big ones will kill you (they like to live in shoes)
@NoodleIDK132 ай бұрын
As someone in NSW, I always check my shoes before wearing them. Also the amount of wolf spiders that are the size of your head, and those trapdoor spiders with the thick legs is crazy. Giant roaches are always lurking around at night aswell.
@IzabelleHagley2 ай бұрын
Can confirm, it’s funny how mostly aussies are filling the comment section 😂@@NoodleIDK13
@kestrelflame92582 ай бұрын
True, true
@petrusv87522 ай бұрын
Sydney funnel web the real nasty isnt it? Think it has the nickname "bird eater", or maybe they are separate spiders i dunno. Anyways check your shoes cause they only got one exit and any spiders aint getting crushed without a fight.
@Stoveyboi2 ай бұрын
Now I have to check my shoes all the time now
@JellyGeneral472 ай бұрын
5:14 I calculated how many pictures it would take. It's 50,000
@yukitai90632 ай бұрын
Thank you.
@aariyanmahmud3012 ай бұрын
multiple people would've bought the same ones though
@Zapenator2 ай бұрын
As an Australian, i can confirm that dropbears are real and your friend is lying to you to convince you to go to australia, so that he is less likely to be eaten.