Memes About Australians

[@VaazkLShorts]

subscribe for more! just drop some ideas if you have any youd like for me to do - - WOW i summoned most of Australia with this video , how are you? Also, how can you live in that heat i honestly just cannot any hot country hates me, i also hope youre well, family is thinking about going to nz to see other family, not really aus, but i imagine similar? Idk just thought id tell you guys if you have any tips, thank you

[@beomcub]

stray kids!!!

[@n64briel]

Day oneseveneight of asking vaazkl to do donut memes

[@kichennugeets733]

KZbinr memes please im asking this for a long time

[@Beamdude.]

ROBLOX MEMES

[@godcomplex89]

anime meme

[@meawata]

As an Australian myself, I would like to clear up a common misconception, we don't say shrimp, we say prawns so saying shrimp on the Barbie is just a little silly

[@TheKrispyfort]

"we'll put another shrimp on the barbie" is a line Paul Hogan said in an Aussie Tourism commercial in the 80s

[@meawata]

@@TheKrispyfort ah makes sense

[@KegRaider]

@@TheKrispyfort Yep, unfortunately Paul Bogan fucked us over. I guess if he had Tossed another prawn on the barbie, they might have had to ask an extra question.... other than "What's a barbie?"

[@infamous1857]

Australia is just a hotter South Africa damn

[@TheBlackSeraph]

@@infamous1857 Speaking of South Africa, I recently learned Australia produces more diamonds than SA per annum.

[@ZombieNick9]

as an Australian i am offended not because of these memes, but because of this being labelled as "memes" and not being "a compilation of historically correct photos" as an australian i also feel that this is a documentary thank you for reading my ted talk

[@cadefilms4072]

Some of them aren’t pictures

[@Zealko]

@@cadefilms4072it’s pictures of things, he takes pictures of the accurate photos of australia

[@Xlittlebitofdovesx]

I agree

[@CORNYASS2]

Mhm

[@Starnight_Nightwing]

same

[@kellyrussell1877]

2:05 not only is this guy (Steven Bradbury) genuinely a national hero, but "doing a Bradbury" is actually a common phrase here. it refers to someone achieving something amazing by being so incredibly shit at it that it somehow circles back around to work in their favour.

[@Feanor6450]

People forget that he was ranked as the best in the world for several years and kept being injured by other players while training which prevented him from competing while he was in his prime.

[@shinjisan2015]

@@Feanor6450 and he had to get the gold medal race to begin with! It's the old adage, to finish first, first you must finish.

[@AncientVerseAnimations]

Fun fact, Australia is the ONLY place in the world where the Mc Donald’s (Macca’s) ice cream machine works 98% of the time. Want Mc Donald’s Ice Cream, come to Australia, where you seriously won’t see a snake in the shops, spiders are few in your house, the only wasps to worry about aren’t native, and were built like Giga Chads both inside and outside Update: did you know that in Australia, Deadpool is rated MA 15+ Edit: I live in the Highlands, which is quite high above sea level, high enough to have its own individual weather, such as rain and frost during the hot/dry season

[@AncientVerseAnimations]

99% of all snakes in Australia are freaking scared of humans, but one, which is more venomous than the King Cobra and longer, called the Brown Snake, is intelligent enough to remember you, knows that if it attacks from behind it will be safer, and knows where it has previously bit you, continuing to attack that same spot, which boosts the power of their venom, and makes it spread quicker

[@davidsutton1121]

@@AncientVerseAnimations u forgot about the tiger snake, the other smart aggressive asshole of snake that we have in the south. we don't get browns in the south west

[@AncientVerseAnimations]

@@davidsutton1121 I’m in the Middle East, lol, up so high tsunamis can’t reach us, and even though the rest of Australia is in drought, I got fresh rain water

[@LeanGreenVR]

There is a better chance of being struck by lightning than having our Macca's icecream machines being broken

[@thewallsarespeakingtome]

fun fact: most of the time, they aren't even broken! they are just in a long cleaning process, so employees lie to you when they say it's broken! (most of the time)

[@nihility7082]

12:00 fun fact about Cassowaries, the claws on their talons can get to 4-5 inches long, incredibly sharp, they can jump 7 feet high and run at 50KPH ( 31 miles per hour). DO NOT PISS OFF CASSOWARIES! this is 100% serious, they are like the worlds most dangerous bird. (to humans)

[@TheRedMan77]

Mind you, they run at 50kph in DENSE JUNGLE. Imagine how fast they could go on open land.

[@TheNevar18]

As such, if you are ever chased by a cassowary, the only thing you can do is lay face down and pretend you're dead and HOPE that it moves on.

[@DarthKryat]

its one of those cases where you dont need to outrun the other people that might be with you as the cassowarie is more likely to go after the fast runner

[@AussieBoyLloyd]

for anyone reading comments on this 100% can confirm. Do Not F with Cassowaries they are the bird equivalent of f around and find out..

[@cyborgt-rex5073]

Do you know that the cassowary is also the closest relative to the dinosaurs

[@Kitinelli]

Drop bears are absolutely real. Your friend just didn’t want to explain their horrors.

[@TkWen66-hf8hc]

PTSD honestly. Don't forget to wear helmets when outside and there's trees in the mild proximity. Heard drops bears occasionally launch themselves from trees.

[@fredlett_gaming]

and they have glowing red evil eye's, nearly got bit myself!

[@JoshuaOwens-qf9hj]

honestly, as an Australian, as soon as I heard the meme at 9:13, I just screamed "Hell yeah, fucken love bunnings" without a second thought

[@Dalekzilla54]

I remember going to friends' birthday parties at Bunnings.

[@deathcaw8179]

Bro the sausages and bread was almost the only reason i went to bunnings

[@jinxtsl1015]

Lowest prices… they’re just the beginning.

[@lowoliet]

gotta love bunnings snags

[@freetoplayking7362]

Thekr hot chocolate is the best. It’s actually great.

[@Joy-rides-with-Techno]

As an Australian I can confirm that drop bears and koalas are two different things that live in Australia

[@wonnieburger]

I mean thylacoleos used to be a thing sooo… (A thylacoleo was basically a tiger/rat that can climb and was a marsupial)

[@tasteless_5915]

drop bears dont exist 🤡🤡 don't lie just to scare the yanks

[@genohelix7522]

can't believe his mate is trying to trick him into thinking they don't exist. Not a very good friend. We tell people about them for their own fkn safety...

[@Lucas-n3w2x]

Me to

[@KayGreylai]

Indeed I despise this misinformation! It is a community service Aussies provide to warn others coming to Australia of the drop bears! They are a true danger.

[@Peleski]

As an Aussie I always find the animal thing bemusing. About 60,000 Indians die from snakebite every year. In Australia, occasionally one person does, usually during flood.

[@The-stug]

As an Australian I can confirm this is what Australia is like

[@shinyivysaur3591]

As an Australian, I approve of this

[@Bagel_lover]

As another another Australian I agree

[@sourcandy-wf2ih]

As another Australian... AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!

[@tamrabrawley4573]

How are you still o

[@tamrabrawley4573]

Alive

[@Twirlinggamer]

Fun Australian Fact : In Perth, Western Australia there is a tiger shark that locals have named Trevor. He swims near the shore.

[@patrickhector]

oh shit whereabouts I wanna meet him

[@Twirlinggamer]

@@patrickhector idk exactly but it’s somewhere north of the city I think.

[@Twirlinggamer]

Just checked, it’s Mullaloo Beach

[@patrickhector]

@@Twirlinggamer nice, will have to check it out at some point

[@jacklang3314]

There's also Neil the elephant seal that visits a town in Tasmania. If he rests by your car, it's a valid excuse not to go to work.

[@itsdatboi4327]

As an australian, if you compare our cute ass koalas to a Floridian man again I'm sending the cassowarys. This is a threat.

[@TkWen66-hf8hc]

Sure koalas have their deadly cousins but koalas are pretty deadly themselves and I find it so funny how much it gets overlooked 🤣

[@WSendam]

Mad max was truly an Australian documentary

[@peteralexandergraae2830]

My brother pointed out that Pamdora in Borderlands is basically Australia. Largely dessert areas, litterally everything wants to kill you and the insects are horrible

[@dylanwight5764]

So here's the funny thing -- Mad Max _is_ a documentary. Just not in the way you're thinking. Although it's true that Australia never has more than four months of urea reserves at any time (which is absolutely essential to our transport and logistics infrastructure since 90% of domestically distributed goods are moved via trucks and road trains) the films actually focus on the results of mismanaging our very limited and precious fresh water reserves. Mad Max is what happens if Australia _ever_ has a diesel fuel and water crisis lasting more than two years.

[@MalthePal123]

The fact australia terrifies people makes me feel so good about myself, like ive been living here since i was a child, i am power

[@Chooksay22]

literally

[@jgkitarel]

Eh, we Americans go there when we want to experience a REALLY exciting outdoors. Well, the kind where the locals aren't normally shooting at us, or each other, or the ground, or the air, or the... Yeah, we realize that place is more dangerous per square mile than here, and many of us think that place would make for a great vacation spot.

[@MalthePal123]

@@jgkitarel I'm guessing Ur American then, also I have a question does America really not have parks every 50 meteres

[@Cloud_that_looks_like_a_cat]

I have arachnaphobia. Unless there's a spider-fre place, ain't no way I'm ever visiting. Plus i think 30 celsius is death soo

[@MalthePal123]

@@Cloud_that_looks_like_a_cat 30 is like a cold summer day

[@Freykins]

Random Aussie facts: Emus and Kangaroos cannot walk backwards, Magpies are horrifying during swooping season, most Kangaroos at Zoos (at least from what ive seen.) just lay about and chill, Emus and Cassowarys cannot fly. Enjoy your dose of Random Aussie facts - Random Aussie that watched this video.

[@chickenz2695]

I must tell everyone the existence of March flies in Australia. They are giant flies that bite like mosquitoes. However, their bites hurt and leave bleeding holes. They will bite through your clothes, and they are everywhere in areas that they live.

[@waterdragon7934]

As an australian I can confirm, those little shits are like the 4th worst part of living in australia.

[@01hawkssimp]

They are hard to get rid of to, we carry around three thongs usually

[@petrusv8752]

We have something quite similar in Canada; call them horse flies. They dont bite like mosquitos, they just rip a chunk of you off and fly away with it. Deer flies do the same thing but they are "normal" fly sized so they dont hurt unless its a sensitive bit unlike the horse flies which are at least 3 times the size of "normal" flies. They also dont really die unless u crush them between something and consequently have no fear. Thankfully they only live in the deserty parts of Canada (yes we have those) and die off mostly in the cold winters.

[@undynlicia7554]

Oh this is so true, March flies frickin suck

[@wingerwc]

Had a run in with the bastards on a school camp. I was walking through a bush while dodging purple prickles. To make that day even worse, that was after I watched a naked guy in nothing but a towel walk 20km along a beach in 34˚ heat.

[@NoodleIDK13]

Wait so americans dont have playschool or golden gaytimes? Dam that must suck.

[@MoonyxXxessa]

Wait what? Americans don’t have childhoods,

[@theimperialguard3935]

we have pre school, idk if its similar tho

[@NoodleIDK13]

@theimperialguard3935 not pre school I mean PLAYSCHOOL. like the show

[@JollyNoble]

@@NoodleIDK13 play school is a kids tv show, very popular amongst Australian littluns. But surely you’ve heard of giggle and hoot right?

[@NoodleIDK13]

@@JollyNoble a timeless classic

[@Milkyway-qm7bh]

As an Aussie, yes, we do have spiders the size of our houses with Roos trying to break in. We also ride the Roos to school.

[@IllusiveTax]

Also drop bears do be real he be lying

[@nichochan8681]

9:48 To be fair, even Steve Irwin got nervous around these birds because they're essentially bird shaped dinosaurs with daggers for feet.

[@wObBlE73]

Ok

[@cylnder]

When even Steve got nervous, you KNOW those things are dangerous

[@Wolfie54545]

Bird shaped dinosaurs

[@gracekanagaraj1826]

All dinosaurs are technically bird shaped

[@nichochan8681]

@@gracekanagaraj1826 Yeah, but this is closer to an actual velociraptor than a chicken is to a t rex.

[@theselfcontradictory7779]

As an Australian, one of the most common native birds is the Magpie lark. They look like normal birds, but if you get within ten metres of the trees where they have their nests during nesting season, they will make a noise kind of like a goofy cartoon horn and swoop you. I have heard stories of people having to be rushed to the hospital because a swooping magpie puched a literal hole in the top of their skull. The little pooftas also tend to go for the eyes with their claws. Fortunately, magies barely ever actually make contact with peoples' heads, as their swooping is usually meant as more of a scare tactic. Many people still like to wear helmets though, even when they're walking, to protect them from the larks. And don't even get me started on the fucking drop bears.

[@BearsTrains]

Magpie larks are nuts. They hang around traffic lights so they can attack the mirrors on cars that have stopped.

[@Kracken2532]

I know someone that lost their eye to a magpie

[@esmeralda3858]

You're getting magpie larks (mudlarks) and magpies confused. Mudlarks are brave and will chase magpies, which are bigger, but I never heard of them swooping people,

[@cyborgt-rex5073]

Don’t forget the magpies, also both are very friendly where I live, (I live right next to a park) they come up to my farther and eat the worms he digs up while working in the garden, I have never been swooped/attacked by one

[@SylvieGrimalkin]

Or those bloody plovers!!

[@DUCKTUBERR]

"Australian animals are scary." Sugar gliders, cockatoos, cockatiels, fairy wrens, laughing kookaburra, blue winged kookaburra, peacock spider, koala, bandicoot, dingos, quolls, nightjars,baby emus, lotikeets, corellas,:What am I to you?

[@Flesh_Wizard]

As an Australian, i can confirm that Scomo shat himself in Maccas

[@sourcandy-wf2ih]

He did he really did

[@blightski-0]

I like to call him Snot Morrison

[@ziggybadans]

I live only 5 minutes away from the sacred Scomo shat location! Blessed 😊

[@jasonbuckley4118]

im just picturing the people finding out that we called our prime minster Scomo.. than again america would have to learn what a prime minster is and not what a president is.

[@corvusgaming2379]

@@jasonbuckley4118 Shatmo.

[@odysseyi]

as an australian, i can indeed confirm that these are not memes but true events in our daily lives.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Now I imagine two tribes of prehistoric australians fighting over a piece of shadow, one riding to battle on flightless birds, the other on crocodiles.

[@SillyInternetGremlinBoy]

As an Australian I absolutely love memes that treat Australia like some nightmare hellscape, bc it makes me feel SO powerful for just existing here casually doing nothing special to survive

[@undynlicia7554]

Agreed

[@ArAnDOmRobLOxChAnnEl-ty3fj]

Agreed

[@juicetinerrng4219]

@@pickledlobsterrrrr dude half the time theyre not even dangerous i see them and i just shrug and go to sleep

[@juicetinerrng4219]

@@pickledlobsterrrrr ikr i legit just had one cihlling above my computer and i let it just live there bcuz it ate my flies

[@zampy12]

Yeah, just a casual *43 DEGREES* but yn since we all live on the coast the beach is right there

[@JollyNoble]

There is only one thing Australians fear… Magpies…

[@kaelkirkby9191]

Nah, the ones I know love me. They'll even bring their kids around to say hi. Similar situation with the Cockatoos and Kookaburras.

[@Stonecold300]

Emus?

[@puredingo9348]

@@Stonecold300 We already lost once we aren't going to tempt fate.

[@zampy12]

@@Stonecold300😭😭😭 when i was 5 me and my 2 sisters + my mum, driving down a country road to nanup (WA) and a emu stuck his head in the window and me and my twin being 5 screamed so fjkldh loud and my mum was trying to wind up the window but the emu had his head still in the car and we started going faster but the emu was keeping up and then there was a pole….the emu was alr 😅

[@Stonecold300]

@@zampy12 Was your twin traumatized?

[@NiamhHerman]

1:42 We don't get tornados, we get cyclones, they're a bit different

[@IAmDuobur]

9:14 as an australian I can confirm I just blurted out "Bunnings!" like an excited child.

[@your_daily_dose_of_aussie]

Samee 😂😭

[@Patnewman-c4q]

yeah

[@The-random-idiots]

Absolutely😊

[@eatsomedust1]

bunnings is the best hardware store by far

[@dcleilani]

STOP LIKE I THOUGHT THAT TOO! BUT OMG THEIR SAUSAGE SANDWICHES WERE JUST DIFFERENT

[@alyssastevenson9879]

9:13 BUNNINGS WAREHOUSE!!! Australians, you can't tell me you didn't play the theme tune when reading that.

[@caseypfluger5414]

i could hear it in my mind when you said it

[@Daughter_Of_Aphrodite14]

​@caseypfluger5414 me too ✋️

[@dianaellul9345]

...and for the ankle biters Hammer Barn.

[@zampy12]

@@caseypfluger5414same 😅

[@AussieBoyLloyd]

GOT ME haha

[@Ciborium]

I LOL'ed at having a criminal record is required to gain Australian citizenship.

[@rahberry18-56]

Drop Bears are real, I've been living among them for years.

[@fatemanoor_]

I refuse to believe that something this cute can sooo dangerous

[@lizardthedragon]

@@fatemanoor_They are NOT cute!! They are horrifying little buggers that hang around my backyard. Have to put up a new stick of Vegemite every 3rd day

[@fatemanoor_]

@@lizardthedragon this is soo confusing are they real or not😭😭

[@alaxanderhamelton6514]

​@@fatemanoor_They are, why would an entire country be in on a single joke without any communication between them

[@VaazkLShorts]

@@alaxanderhamelton6514 😂😂😂😂 because its hilarious

[@thebiggestmaraudersfan]

As an Australian, I’m offended As a Melbournian, even more so ITS MEL-BIN AND OSS-TRAY-LEE-A AND EE-MEUW AND MAR-SOO-PI-AL

[@roselight7567]

FINALLY AHAHAHAHHA THAT WAS BOTHERING ME ALL VIDEO As a fellow Melbournian, thank you.

[@Hoot_hoot777]

Thank you. It was getting at me to. The other one is bris-bane. It's bris-bin. You enrage the Drop Bears when you get this wrong.

[@TheBlackSeraph]

@@Hoot_hoot777 The hoop snake will come for him!

[@XxTD._.FAN._.COURTNEY_LoverxX]

I be punching air every time someone pronounces Melbourne as Mel BORN😑, it’s Mel BIN

[@Deconstruction_Administrator]

Straya

[@EYSTAyt]

As a Russian Australian I’ve never laughed so hard in my fucking life

[@itt2055]

Australians are the only people in the world that eat the animals on their coat of arms, emus and kangaroos do have a rather strong flavour.

[@MoonyxXxessa]

Kangaroo is my dog’s favourite.

[@MmmHuggles]

Kangaroos apparently are a fav of the dingo, and I happen to like them too (got to try some years ago). Of course, getting kangaroo meat where I live is almost impossible.

[@Aabergm]

Kangaroo is my favourite meat immediately followed by bacon.

[@lincolnhodge2371]

well yeah they cant walk backward only forwards into our stomachs . i wonder what bald eagle taste like ........probly fish and road kill on second thoughts

[@BentConrod]

Fun fact, the kangaroo and the emu cannot walk backwards. That's the main reason we lost the Great Emu War, they never retreated! We learned from that and never started a war with the roos.

[@mrcuddle3261]

We're happy little vegemites As bright as bright can be We all enjoy our vegemite for breakfast lunch and tea

[@AussieBoyLloyd]

can confirm the breakfast lunch and tea part it is not just a lunch time thing.. i have eaten it at midnight before too so it works at any time of the day haha

[@MalthePal123]

Australians all eat sausages For breakfast lunch and teaaaaa

[@Deconstruction_Administrator]

Our mummies say we're growing stronger every single week! Because we love our Vegemite! We all adore our Vegemite!

[@0._St4rryzz_Armyy_.0]

its the vegimite jingle -_-@@AussieBoyLloyd

[@lady_bexy]

​@@Deconstruction_Administrator It puts a rose in every cheek!😂😂

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

The best thing about "road subject to melting" is that it's such a common occurrence, they have indicators to show how deep you sink into the black goo on that particular day.

[@bagorilla123]

12:56 NO AUSTRALIAN'S SAY SHRIMP, WE CALL IT A PRAWN

[@heniscool]

PRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Mister_Sun.]

Prawns and shrimp are a different species…

[@IDesperatelyNeedCoffeeHelp]

PRAWN

[@wabbermeIon]

@@Mister_Sun.BUDDY THINKS HES SMART, THEYRE STILL PRAWNS

[@Kracken2532]

PRAWN!!!!!!!!

[@louislee7]

As an Australian I can confirm that these pics only represent less than 0.0000000001% of Australia’s power

[@Kracken2532]

Must agree, very true

[@eatsomedust1]

fact

[@viktor_is_pookie]

fun fact: the emu war was actually a thing. basically a dude said there was too many emus so they tried to exterminate them. farmers and workers were complaining about the emus. lots of people actually died because EMUS FIGHT BACK!!! and there was this thing called “emos for emus” idk: correct me if im wrong.

[@SylvieGrimalkin]

They are also pretty much bullet proof. The soldier ran out of ammo.

[@thehyperchargedcucco3379]

Why does he think that drop bears aren't real? Bro is like one of them conspiracy theorists that thinks birds aren't real. I had to fight off 12 drop bears just this morning.

[@VaazkLShorts]

💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@CheesyAshOFFICIAL]

they do be problematic, just in the deserty nothern area though

[@King_Sus]

@@CheesyAshOFFICIAL Isn't that all of Australia?

[@CheesyAshOFFICIAL]

@@King_Sus no? I meant around northern SA and southern NT dude. Come to Perth and TRY to call this place a desert, we are built on dirt, not soil here

[@King_Sus]

@@CheesyAshOFFICIAL I was tryna make a joke about how AU is known for being deserty lol

[@katdiangelo8214]

Okay but the one at 1:42 is legit: It's hot so you go to the beach to relax. The high temperatures mix with feilds covered in dry grass causes bushfires. The smoke from bushfires creates heavy storm clouds and higher wind cycles. The giant storms and harsh wind last for hours, which results in flooding. Sometimes it only takes 2 days for that whole system to have reached its conclusion.

[@MarsyJ]

Welcome to Melbourne

[@MarsyJ]

If you go to Melbourne, it’s less than an hour lol

[@katdiangelo8214]

@@MarsyJ why you acting like Melbourne's the only place that that's an issue, it's an Anywhere in Australia issue, and it's not a competition.

[@MarsyJ]

@@katdiangelo8214 I’m not, but Melbourne is well known for “4 seasons in a day”

[@katdiangelo8214]

@@MarsyJ legit never heard anyone say that about Melbourne before, but that would still be applicable to anywhere in Australia.

[@triarb5790]

KOALAS ARE NOT BEARS. But drop bears are real

[@AlienXtream1]

i've seen the roo in the lake on a few australia memes videos and i do want to clear something up. contrary to the post the kangaroo is not actually waiting to lure people into the water. rather it is taking a dip to cool down. kangaroos, however, feel quite vulnerable in the water; especially of crocodiles. as such they fight like their life depends on it and may make a preemptive strike if they see you approaching them. its purely a defensive stratergy. that said, if you enter the water with them, they absolutely can and will **** your **** up and you will likely find yourself either drowned or disembowled. remember, this is a defense tactic intended for CROCODILES...

[@alanhilder1883]

Before clicking "read more" ... "if you enter the water..." the Jaws music start up.

[@nsneddon24]

2:12 Bradbury wasn’t lucky, he won the gold by SHEER TACTICAL BRILLIANCE, PURE SKILL, and INTIMIDATING PRESENCE, why else would everyone have fallen over if it wasn’t planned

[@captainpoppleton]

They were so concerned about the guy who was about to be lapped that it threw them off their rhythm. Never get tired of watching that clip. It's just so Australian, partly because nobody in Australia actually does speed skating, if that makes sense. We should put together a gridiron team just to troll the Yanks.

[@Forever064]

I love that Australians (including myself) started fooling people that aren’t born and/or live in Australia by saying we have drop bears 😂

[@lady_bexy]

Shhhhh.....🤦‍♀️ you're going to give the game away!😂😂😂😂

[@colleens1107]

Australia was the result of God not getting proper anger management

[@ceu160193]

No, it's just where all prototypes of animals were dumped.

[@SLAZE_YT]

As a 100% certified Aussie living in South Australia I can completely legally confirm these

[@NoriDWeeb]

As a fellow Australian, I initially thought this video was unrealistic… then I realized my backyard has dingoes in it. 😅

[@angussteven7778]

Fun fact: I live in Australia, and once my family's Christmas tree had a red-back spider, a close relative of the black widow, that would've killed me in a bite. Also, we have the one of the most venomous spiders in the world, the funnel web. They are known for being aggressive. And they can swim.

[@asussybaka8783]

saw a red back under the couch around 2 minutes ago lol

[@yukitai9063]

@@asussybaka8783, saw a redback at Aussie Park. Biggest bugger I've ever seen.

[@uglyhorseE]

Oh yeah? Well the other day, I found a lady bug on my clothes. Guess we aren't too different, huh?

[@Aabergm]

I like the Whitetail as the nastiest spider, sometimes you can't feel the bite and the venom is necrotising. Meaning one day you can wake up and your skin is literally dissolving. God I love Australia.

[@pigthebob4618]

​@@Aabergmnot trying to be stuck up or anything but its not actually the venom from the white tails that are dangerous, its a fungal or bacterial infection instead. Their reputation for being extremely venomous is mostly unfounded.

[@fishy505]

As an Australian, I can confirm that it is four seasons in one day.

[@AussieBoyLloyd]

haha i hate out weather it only rains long enough to make it hotter and more humid... then if it does decide to rain long enough to cool things down it doesnt stop til we're under water....

[@fishy505]

@@AussieBoyLloyd lol yea

[@jgkitarel]

So pretty much like the Pacific Northwest here in the States, good to know.

[@bhqld628]

Thank you Crowded House 🎵

[@triarb5790]

​@@bhqld628...even though they were singing about Auckland...

[@DexterHart-nr2bm]

Your friend is a liar and is just trying to lure you below its tree.

[@Foggystreets]

As an Aussie, dropbears are real! One of the guys in my class at school wrote a fable called "the boy who cried dropbear" as a parody of "The boy who cried wolf" they're basically meat eating koalas. Also, funny story, when I was 6 I was in the outback and my friends dad told us all (6 kids) that the first to touch a kangaroo would get $200, we spent 2 hours running after god damn roos. (we obvi failed tho)

[@clolani4200]

Literally AS I’M WATCHING THIS my grandma reads a new article headline, something about ‘floods, hail stones, houses and vast amounts of crops destroyed’ Grandma asks us to guess where; Mum guesses Florida and grandma tells us it’s QLD

[@tornaedoz2320]

The pain this video has caused me when he pronounces Australia weird every time 🤣

[@lady_bexy]

It's like fingernails down a chalk board!!😂😂

[@Cloud_that_looks_like_a_cat]

How how are you supposed to pronounce it then? Like oztrailia?

[@SirStarKat]

Nah the worst was how he pronounced marsupial 😭

[@-_-MAXIE]

but the way he pronounced Melbourne has me crying.

[@TkWen66-hf8hc]

DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE MELBOURNE PRONUNCIATION.

[@U-235cereal]

if any aussie goes to a cold place, we would either freeze or not feel the cold at all, no in between

[@vapx0075]

I thought that was just me... ty

[@aussienesbit6391]

Him pronouncing Melbourne as “Melborn” and emu as “emoo” was painful.

[@Teddy1Bear]

frrrr

[@KermitThegay]

my friend from Germany will call me insane when I wear a hoodie in 30º weather, in return I call him an icicle when he wears short sleeves in winter

[@fgsfdsmonkey]

paid for by the drop bear lobby, strewth we're glad the next batch of unsuspecting tourists will feed the drop bears

[@alanhilder1883]

The larder of unsuspecting tourists was getting a bit low for the weekly sacrifice...

[@epanda-jn4zv]

As an Australian citizen I would love to tell everyone that DROP BEARS ARE REAL not fake very real!

[@Nerdy1729]

As someone with arachnophobia, i don't know why i chose to live in australia

[@medusathedecepticon]

You needs a hug

[@SmilerStrike]

Exposure therapy!

[@fimbulsummer]

I am an arachnophobic Australian. Let me tell you about the time I was recovering from multiple surgeries at my parents’ place (in a city), when at 2 am a huntsman the size of a fucking dinner plate decided to invade my room via the floor. I couldn’t walk or use my hands much, and although they’re good non venomous spideys, that big is just a nope from me. I yelled for my dad to come save me, because he’d only just gone to bed, and he just sidled up and peered at it from metres away because he’s as arachnophobic as me. He tried to slink off and leave me to the spider, at which I protested greatly. Yes, he left his helpless, injured first born to the monster. Eventually my pathetic cries woke my mother, who in a great cloud of grump at being awoken by all the mewling, promptly picked up a slipper and bashed the fucker to death (the spider, that is, not my lilly-livered father). I survived. Just.

[@Jake_Gotthard]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@fimbulsummeryou’re so lucky that the huntsmans’ hunting instinct percentage just straight up went “ *_FALL_* “ the second it entered the room. Imagine if that shit crawled on you.

[@lady_bexy]

It does make one wonder if you did some research before choosing to live here....

[@idontknowu6422]

Well actually koala bears get tired some times (all the time, their food makes them drunk/high) and if they fall asleep they can fall out of trees and this startles them, like having that dream where you are falling, except when you wake up you have landed on a large hairless mutant giant, when koalas get spooked they will bite and claw their way to safety regardless of what's in the way. Long story short, it doesn't happen often but "drop bear" incidents are a thing, and have been fatal, but it's mostly just manslaughter not intentionally malicious.

[@MagsJaz]

10:48 well i still think it’s pretty cool bcs we chose emus and kangaroos as our animals on our emblem because they can’t walk backwards. Which represents australia moving forward!! pretty sweet

[@PythonicIe]

17:53 the pure unfiltered shock in his voice gets me every time

[@AviationCaptain]

Reading that as he spoke probably scarred him for life

[@ozzienemo]

having- WHAT THEF- WOAH-

[@victoriahewitt9938]

My cup runs over is a biblical term to describe being so blessed you can't contain it all. So what they meant here was to not make you totally overwhelmed by happiness at the news of the new marsupial.

[@fishnutter5219]

Just think of it as the beer tap won't turn off and the bartender is busy calling someone to come fix it... So you reach over and keep topping off your glass whenever he's not looking. Your cup runneth over.

[@dami3980]

Bro really called Wagga Wagga wahgga wahgga

[@beomcub]

aussie people are born with superpowers

[@owenwoolley3394]

Hell yeah we are.

[@areatrix]

WHO TOLD THEM. QUICK EVERYONE SCATTER!!!!!

[@PurpleMirage38]

@@areatrix CALL IN THE DRUNK DADS AND THOSE KIDS WHO ATE BUGS AT SCHOOL!!!

[@U-235cereal]

I wish

[@boota2798]

In Australia our fire fighters don't use hoses to quell the flames. They just dunk their fists in a bucket of water before punching at the fire. Gets the job done.

[@TrueSucrose]

How did you think firefighters got their name Fires were invented before hoses

[@Bookwormxedits]

I'm Australian. When on holiday, I do the accent, but when I'm alone, I just have a slight accent. Everyone in my family does it. Also, the kangaroo outside can see this text. He said hi

[@phantom.e-cq4jc]

As an Australian, I must say that I thought the other countries had done their research. Clearly they forgot the cockroach swarms.

[@EthanRibitzki]

1:30 australians have too much "personality" to be declared nasa employees

[@Wolfie54545]

Someone’s never heard of Alan Shepard

[@Aabergm]

@@Wolfie54545The fact you can name only one (or two) proves the point, exception that proves the rule kind of deal.

[@celestialdiamondgamings2297]

3:13 This is why all Australian car windshields should be made of Bulletproof glass

[@searlyt]

as an aussie i feel its important to inform everyone that the correct way to pronounce "australia" is "ah-strah-lya" not "oh-stray-lia" and melbourne is "mel-bun" and we literally pronounce our capital city as "can-bruh" also the general rule with spiders is that in queensland the big ones are usually harmless (huntsmans are the size of dinner plates but you actually want them around because they eat the mozzies) but in new south wales the big ones will kill you (they like to live in shoes)

[@NoodleIDK13]

As someone in NSW, I always check my shoes before wearing them. Also the amount of wolf spiders that are the size of your head, and those trapdoor spiders with the thick legs is crazy. Giant roaches are always lurking around at night aswell.

[@01hawkssimp]

Can confirm, it’s funny how mostly aussies are filling the comment section 😂@@NoodleIDK13

[@kestrelflame9258]

True, true

[@petrusv8752]

Sydney funnel web the real nasty isnt it? Think it has the nickname "bird eater", or maybe they are separate spiders i dunno. Anyways check your shoes cause they only got one exit and any spiders aint getting crushed without a fight.

[@WiseStove]

Now I have to check my shoes all the time now

[@Mx.muffin]

You know, the funniest thing about Australia is that it's neighbor New Zealand literally has nothing that Australia has except the heat, despite being next to each other (separated by an ocean, of course)

[@J4Y4444]

As an Australian who is used to summer, 38 degrees was easy. Our aircon was broken

[@rachel1248]

Dude, you’re nineteen? Major props, man!

[@MeganWhamGMfan]

My jaw dropped bcos I’m 19

[@StitchwraithStudios]

I’m 19 too and haven’t accomplished anything in my life and am still in school (college school but school is still school)

[@mrcurator9614]

Don't be worried about drop bears, be scared of the hoop snakes. Taipans have a rare behaviour where they bite their tail (like an ouroboros) and roll towards people at high speed, biting people who have entered their designated territory.

[@calliekazam]

as an australian i would just like to say winter is not hot it gets a little warm in the middle of the day but like nighttime and morning youre gonna need those extra pairs of socks tRUST ME

[@helpimdying9421]

17:08 Guys for any non-Australians, our wildlife has literally had to deal with so many fucking bushfires that the plants have evolved to recover from bushfires by storing extra buds for leaves within the bark. Our trees are literally built different.

[@Skyler3253]

REALLY?! AWESOME!

[@Aeterna_Noctis-h8o]

18:42 That's a spinifex hopping mouse

[@supersilvernova22-ut3db]

Nah, that's a Muad'Dib

[@ItsLizzy22]

I thought it was a Jerboa

[@OfficialChicas_Cupcake]

15:32 haha we just order kirks or pink lemonade-

[@milktank207]

As an Australian my aircon is literally put to 28 degrees and I think it's cold.

[@ericoviche]

As an Australian I can confirm this may as well be a documentary.

[@J1MMY_SUCKS]

As an Australian, i can confirm that those fucking spiders are very annoying

[@BrucePotter]

The Australian Tourism Dept had a campaign to reduce the fear of people scared to visit Australia, so now all Australians have to pretend drop bears aren't a thing.

[@Dreamerboy759]

Australian Geography: Flat Flat Flat Flat ROCK. STUPIDLY ENOURMOUS ROCK Flat Flat...

[@iAveryFox]

1:43 I would just like to clarify we like never get any of those disasters like it’s almost impossible but then there’s a 0.1% chance of it to happen

[@nono-oz4gv]

"but if it doesn't exist how are they paid to live there" so true

[@SH-qs7ee]

Flat-earther: "Do not bring logic into this argument; that does not belong here!"

[@Remember.2]

BROS "WHAT THE F- WOAH" IT'S IN MY HEAD NOW 17:56

[@JimyTheNerd]

As an Australian I can say that kangaroos just hand around everywhere. It's not really something you can control they now own that place.

[@d3d_fishy]

As a non Australian. This is very accurate

[@planktonkrab]

6:59 they left us alone because they knew they could not win

[@SylvieGrimalkin]

We are already in hell lol. There was no need to take us over.

[@jackhumphries1087]

They don’t show up on the map because nothing changed

[@terryterra8731]

as an aussie, i am offended that you would think dropbears are not real

[@SillyScav]

20:04 just wanna say that they give their children to predators so they can escape

[@itzmira2023]

Is that why one came over to me with its baby right behind it when my family and I went to Rottnest island? Jk, but that did actually happen to me 😂

[@GAGDR660]

1:42 WE DONT HAVE TORNADOS IN AUSSIE WE HAVE CYCLONES

[@BearsTrains]

cyclones you drongo

[@dharmadasa66]

The Aussie equivalents to tornados are Willy-willies (indigenous word). Hurricanes = typhooons = cyclones.

[@Abyszol]

My Country is also the only country to call “Burger King” as “Hungry Jacks”

[@NobodyisAnybody]

2:21 First good thing nestle has ever done.

[@babeysheep]

0:57 Cows are literally just built Like That™, most herbivores actually will monch on small animals and eggs if given the chance

[@blackletter2591]

The phrase "my cup runneth over", means, 'I have so so much to be grateful for'. If said with too much gusto, it means 'back off a bit please, I'm good',. It's either Bible or Shakespeare.

[@JellyGeneral47]

5:14 I calculated how many pictures it would take. It's 50,000

[@yukitai9063]

Thank you.

[@aariyanmahmud301]

multiple people would've bought the same ones though