Memes About Americans

Memes About Americans
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[@n64briel]

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[@SawyerTheAnimator]

Kiwi bird memes

[@Beamdude.]

ROBLOX MEMES!

[@DubyaBush]

as an american, I find it offensive that you assume we eat guns, we feed it to our pet eagles of course!

[@caliberthecow3727]

both is good

[@mreggs3731]

as an Australian, I don't get how the USA is sometimes called the US but the people living there drop the U out of most words that have them and replace the S in most words with a Z. WHY?!

[@DubyaBush]

@@mreggs3731 I could say the same thing about Australians pronouncing vowels differently.

[@michyan3763]

USA is like a mashup of everything. mashup of cultures, mashup of nationalities, and mashups of the smartest and the dumbest people in existance

[@Kai-07Lka]

That’s the most beautiful description of the USA I’ve ever heard.

[@Kai-07Lka]

@@prdus It has the third-biggest population, behind India and China.

[@terminat1]

Existence.

[@elephant_beard227]

"TAXES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *punches the reply above me*

[@whereswaldo5740]

Be carful with that last line. That’s no way to talk about this admin and congress

[@setster007]

That last one is glorious. Also, as a Texan, we in America don't use "Texan" as crazy, we usually just think of either wild west stereotypes or shotguns (or just guns in general). Cause that's what we're known for here.

[@Texasiscoolorsmthidkiforgor]

fr fr

[@madsfiedler3884]

respectfully, its just cowboys, we mountain hicks also have the monopoly on guns u.u

[@setster007]

@@madsfiedler3884 Buddy, you seen the gun shows round here? We ALL got some armaments. Even if where you're from is associated with guns, doesn't mean we ain't either.

[@Ashfrfr]

as an american i can confirm we eat guns

[@NoBloons]

Yummy yummy ammunition

[@johnmcwick1]

Got a fresh batch out of my freedom oven just a few min ago.

[@Ape-El]

As an American I can confirm that what you say is true. I personally think assault rifles have the best flavor, but Glocks are tasty as well.

[@BakedWorms]

As a Floridian I say we do not only eat the guns, but the ammo as well

[@Ashfrfr]

@@johnmcwick1 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[@kj64gaming19]

Pronouncing the S at the end of Arkansas and then Illinois immediately after is a hate crime

[@zichenghan7585]

At least we can confirm his nationality

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

I think it's a crime in Arkansas to pronounce Arkansas incorrectly.

[@mollusckscramp4124]

But why is this one NOT our Kansas?? AMERICA EXPLAIN!!!

[@George_Washington1732]

⁠@@mollusckscramp4124Because it’s how it’s pronounced. Why is “colonel” “kernel”? BRITAIN EXPLAIN!!!!

[@caliberthecow3727]

@@George_Washington1732 i think we can all agree english is just fucked (my autocorrect says english is not the correct way to spell that so obviously its working) American english especially but all english is just confusing

[@kitty7279]

4:38 The Birds Aren’t Real protest was actually a satirical protest! In part to show how crazy some conspiracy theory protests can be, but also to see how many people could believe that the protest was real. They made it on the news and everything, and the guy who organized it even made a TED talk. It’s actually super interesting!

[@KLTTLO]

as an American I confirm guns (very confirmed)

[@aftp4i94]

That photo was in error. That was an after dinner gun, not a breakfast gun. Breakfast guns are usually snub nosed revolver. Calibre will vary depending on your diet.

[@Solesteam]

2:35 Sorry to disappoint, the oil thing is mostly the Government and we usually keep our guns concealed to not make visitors too uncomfortable, just the right amount of uncomfortable, you never know who actually is armed and looking for oil... It adds to the experience, trust me.

[@09cvpi]

9:45 I can explain this. In the midwest we test our tornado sirens periodically, ours is every first Monday of the month. The midwest is known for getting a lot of tornados, especially tornado alley so they test them to make sure they’re in working order.

[@Teslijah]

6:07 The flags in classrooms are so people can face the flag if they want to say the pledge of allegiance in the morning. Its not required to do it, but the government says that every school has to let people do it, and the schools also host it, like teachers will say the pledge.

[@aidennewton]

In my school, we have to at least stand up for the pledge

[@nineten-eu4ig]

I live in Korea and we also have flags in all of our classrooms We only do the pledge thing twice a year though

[@jennyb9065]

I must be old because it was required. Detention, sent to the principal's office and call your parents. Better hope you're not in a conservative school/area or have a religious teacher and don't say 'Under God' in the pledge of allegiance....I got into alot of trouble in school for that stuff, lol.

[@PleaseHelpMeGetDonkey]

Ha! That's so stupid! You poor bastards!!!

[@hiplsnols4394]

@@jennyb9065we dont have to do the pledge but it still includes the ‘under god’ part

[@braedenolds]

yeeeeeeHAAAAH! LOVE ME some GUNS FOR BREAKFAST! *pow pow sound effects*

[@d1nodray]

Do you live in america or something? That's exactly what it sounds like here

[@kj64gaming19]

11:19 failed to mention that he did not in fact succeed in robbing a gun store, he got shot, ran away, and got arrested.

[@i-kun_yeetpain]

7:15 Guilty as charged. I like my Cheese, get away from me. MY CHEESE

[@gamerguyandsomenumbers]

*America when they heard of the Metric System:* Pfff, nah. *America when they heard of the Loch Ness Monster:* Now I need me some of this!

[@Slurpgerk]

We actually wanted to convert but the British didn't let us :(

[@СергійСавелов]

@@Slurpgerk are they not letting you do it now?

[@caliberthecow3727]

@@СергійСавелов no but we dont want it now unless its for bullets and other military applications (because if we started using imperial for our weapons then it would be unfair to everyone else)

[@littleaqua32]

I know this is a joke but it’s one made in ignorance, because we do use the Metric system alongside the Imperial system.

[@littleaqua32]

*Pirates didn’t let us, you mean

[@CiaranMaxwell]

No, no, no. We use Florida to refer to craziness. We use Texas to say, "Man, that's big!"

[@Slurpgerk]

The British will never accept that it's literally their own fault that we don't use the Metric system.

[@zacharyrollick6169]

There was also that time pirates stole the metric samples we ordered.

[@Slurpgerk]

@@zacharyrollick6169 that's exactly what I'm referencing, yeah

[@CrusaderLegFoot]

The Brits also invented the imperial system in the first place.

[@dragong33k]

​@@zacharyrollick6169not pirates, licensed British privateers

[@Secarious]

You guys have known about it for over 100 years and still teach kids in school inches and feet.

[@Thomas_H._Smith]

5:39 The best part is that literally only one of those four actors is actually from the U.S.A. The rest are all British.

[@kj64gaming19]

Brits are more obsessed with talking about how americans like cheese, than americans are with cheese.

[@karal_the_crazy]

As a Wisconsinite I am 100% obsessed with cheese and I don’t know what you are talking about

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

@@karal_the_crazy A fellow Chess enjoyer?

[@karal_the_crazy]

@@lordpumpkinhead265 no I play checkers I find the nuance of chess to complex

[@koolkatchillin6507]

Can we agree that we need the Canadian memes again?

[@lidsquid]

no we cant

[@caliberthecow3727]

@@lidsquid yes we can ;)

[@Cally_games]

LOVE U VAAZKL

[@connertomaterhater6691]

As an American sadly the gun memes are normally not real.

[@Grenko]

thank you, finally someone who speaks truth

[@LeverActionBoi]

Why sadly?

[@henrydea5912]

bro someone brought a gun to school this week, not even joking

[@connertomaterhater6691]

@@LeverActionBoi Because I am an American that likes guns

[@setster007]

As a Texan, the majority of cases where they are real are here,

[@Owe-g9b123]

As a American I can confirm some times you can see a eagle I saw one yesterday holding a fish in it claw while flying

[@biggierocc1935]

Fun Fact: It actually is Soccer. *Britain* just gaslit the rest of the world into calling it Football to spite us

[@isaiahbarton7160]

While many people will think this is a joke, or a meme, it is basically the truth. when Football was invented many people started playing it, and not everyone used the same rules, so a name had to be given to the original sport to separate it from the other versions. The name that was given was Soccer, and it was short for Association Football. There are still two other sports that are major and originated from the original Football. those games are Rugby and American Football.

[@THE_GREMLINZ_OFFICIAL]

Association football

[@PleaseHelpMeGetDonkey]

As an Australian, it is soccer. 'Football' is fucking afl. Britain is weird.

[@LinkinKable]

I am not British but it's Football because it's played only with your feet, like there's a sport called Handball which is basically the same just using hands not feet. By this logic American Football should be called Handegg 😂

[@ibrahimihsan2090]

Soccer literally means Association Football. It's just American Football. We aren't calling Football "Soccer" unless it's American Football.

[@melroseplace-mw4ft]

7:24 can we talk about how he pronounced Bavaria like Ba-vuh-rii-uh. 😂

[@Rdr_glazer]

Wtf is a kilometer???🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅

[@naimadrummer9]

It's 1000 meters. But like... wtf is a mile? 1609, 344 meters? I feel like that's too specific... I don't really understand...

[@hiplsnols4394]

⁠@@naimadrummer9Wtf is a meter???🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅

[@caliberthecow3727]

@@naimadrummer9 there is 5280 feet in a mile, we didnt make miles off of meters although it is kinda odd we didnt copy yall and use 1000

[@Mr.Heller]

Not an American, but measuring deer in hamburgers makes total sense, when you hunt it - you want to know how much food you're getting.

[@Archiv1st]

3:11 this is unironically how I find Kentucky on a map

[@Skynetbear]

“It’s soccer when America win more games” That is the greatest comeback I’ve ever heard

[@chaisekarateka5254]

21:25 it's funny that they believe americans can be trusted with a litteral gun that can kill people but not with a chocolate egg

[@americanpatriot70476]

Foreigners: why doesn’t the US use the metric system? USA: *uses metric to measure bullets

[@cuberrt]

As an American I can confirm all of these.

[@39Kill39]

Fun fact: in 1984 Red Dawn, where the soviets invade America, there was a McDonalds shooting scene, but was sadly cut due to an actual shooting at a McDonald’s close to the release, so they cut it

[@Ape-El]

20:30 As someone who lives in Massachusetts, I can confirm this is 100% true.

[@Jungleali]

1:18 for those who want to know: the British are the ones who invented the imperial system but they changed to metric when the *french* invented the metric system. America however unlike every other country, decided to keep the imperial system.

[@yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy156]

*Breathing* - American: "dID yOu MisGeNDeR mE?"

[@taliav7029]

This was one of the funniest videos you have done. Please do this again sometime but maybe a couple memes for each state in alphabetical order. I love this country and making fun of it is super fun too.😁😆🙃

[@Aaqua2011]

As a person from Oklahoma I can confirm nothing goes in the panhandle

[@WhiffTheRubbishEngine1869]

As a Brit, I love how our media depicts America. It’s literally all just this mysterious, far off land of cowboys

[@RogatkaWR]

9:34 we have to test our sirens either every week or every other week during tornado season so that we're sure they work properly.

[@Paul-n1w3b]

USA USA WE MEASURE PIZZA WITH ACRES

[@Solesteam]

5:17 Rugby, Crisps, Colour. I will say these words in place of the American English versions till the day I die and nobody can stop me thanks to the freedom of speech! Ahahahha! Behold its a double edged sword!

[@Henry-1221]

Chips

[@Solesteam]

@@Henry-1221 Ah yes I do love chips, they're the most iconic side to a burger in the US.

[@charged_kaon]

as an american i can confirm that these memes are about us

[@Paul-n1w3b]

As an American I can confirm that we measure pizza with acres

[@naimadrummer9]

But why...

[@ChazRides]

@@naimadrummer9we dont lol

[@holyelephantmg8838]

Couple things: the more complicated things are, theoretically we’ll be smarter, right? Most importantly: A lot of us are self aware, and you literally can’t make fun of us in anyway that we don’t already make fun of ourselves for.

[@ReecePrice-zj3mu]

Ngl made it 2/3 through this video and then realized Vaazkl wasn’t American

[@creationarycrew]

As a Texan, that last meme is my favorite thing ever now.

[@mrfancypanzer549]

In my town there is a place called texas valley cause someone was murdered not far from there.

[@ARandomPanda69420]

for those who dont know we have tornado siren testings every wednesday at 12 pm

[@Dubito_Fluffywolf]

As an American wolf, I do confirm that American wolves caw like Eagles.

[@MCMarvel616]

11:16 He’s Heracles in the original myths, actually. Though his birth name was either Alcides or Alcaeus, depending on the myth.

[@_StarlightRose_]

American here We're not all stupid, just a shocking majority of us

[@theguywithatie640]

0:12 no he threw guns

[@imalwaysmelancholy]

In texas, you drive for two seconds and you see like 100 houses with A) American flag B) trump shit C) cross of Jesus D) broken ass windows/cars

[@Nightmar3sans]

3:02 As an Iowan, I can confirm. Our county map is very cursed.

[@233j]

7:56 This kid has no concept of pain

[@blaine1234]

I can agree with that kid tho, as a Mississippian

[@ChristopherAzzopardi-z2o]

I am Canadian and actually use freshman and sophomore, freshman just means you're a fresh man to the school, sophomore translates to "sharp moron" or clever idiot, because in the second year, you understand nothing, but at the same time you understand a lot

[@ItzMundane]

18:00 Bro, we have posters of students everywhere, my mom even bought mine and it's been hanging in the hallway since I was eight

[@KASANATION]

15:10 As a Pennsylvanian, it’s so true 😭 there’s more holes than road I swear- The pot hole will DEVOUR you if you’re not careful bro

[@ozthebeeman]

12:36 kettles are used for more than tea, you can use it for boiling water for all sort of other stuff like coffee, pasta and cooking in general. Hell I use it when baking bread to heat up water and I use it when making beer. Shit got range is all I'm sayin

[@MrChristianDT]

If you people were really wondering about that: We buy pre-made tea. Only hippies brew their own. And we boil water in a stewpot.

[@ozthebeeman]

@@MrChristianDT ye but boiling water on the gas is literally 2+ times slower then kettle. Guys kettle is about 10 dollars where I live and I'm genuinely shocked it's not a house hold item.

[@gothnerd887]

​@@ozthebeemanI thought Americans were too poor for a kettle but maybe they think they're buged by the British to spy on them

[@ozthebeeman]

@@gothnerd887 xdf

[@gamingwithpinkster640]

In my experience most Americans heat water in a microwave (and pretty much anything else that will fit in one).

[@ethribin4188]

American: "we have AC! You sit at home and sweat!" Europe: "you wear a sweater and a blanket, in your home, with the AC on. We just take off the sweater."

[@laloandbendy]

3:31 the picture of target should be replaced by a picture of both McDonald's and Wendy's

[@caliberthecow3727]

no i cant buy a gun at wendys, mcdonalds is debatable tho

[@laloandbendy]

@@caliberthecow3727 no it's because McDonald's always have a stupid broken ice-cream machine and Wendy's got my order wrong twice in 2023 alone, and they made the food more expensive

[@CasuallyIncredible]

6:30 As a person who resides in South Canada I find this pretty funny.

[@Henry-1221]

Me to I live in south mid west

[@Virgil_Vincent]

The way you pronounced Arkansas(Arken-saw) is a huge point of contention here actually. I've seen fist fights break out over how it's spelled and pronounced differently.

[@TheLobsterCopter5000]

VaazkL said "Arkansans" with an n before the final s. I don't think anyone in America pronounces it that way...

[@Virgil_Vincent]

@TheLobsterCopter5000 we just say, people from "R-can-saw" in America. We don't call them arkansans.

[@Virgil_Vincent]

@TheLobsterCopter5000 also yes we really put that much sauce on saying it.

[@RyderFitzPatrick-y4j]

Always a good day when he uploads:)

[@Marie-cq5td]

Eagles- burgers bacon, guns and the video haven’t even started yet it just a prediction *Edit*Oh yea I forgot miletary and Karens 1’min into the vid 😂 *Edit* 2.46 I forgot about oil! And to clarify the eagle 🦅 means freedom!! *Edit* 4.56 i can’t believe I forgot about “healthcare”

[@Marie-cq5td]

At this point I’m starting to suspect that Jersey, Texas and Florida are evolving.. and merging together and spreading… Alaska is the only place that can resist

[@Solesteam]

0:29 Put 30 pancakes under that toast and a couple more side-arms and it's accurate.

[@icemaster-]

The Oklahoma panhandle is actually one of the worst places on earth for tornadoes.

[@ryderadams8575]

10:19. I approve.

[@KaiLegendsmith]

as an american I can confirm we use anything except the metric system to measure

[@georgeJohns-e7b]

In the Midwest on the first Wednesday of the month they test the tornado sirens

[@rebekadoczi2136]

18:13 Okay, this is actually blood boiling. 😠

[@alos_lost]

As a meteorologist and an American, I can confirm that tornadoes don’t hurt you on Wednesdays

[@Solesteam]

6:51 Freedom *_Crisps_*

[@Alex-gg9ht]

NOO, IT'S CHIPS, NOT CRIPS, I'LL LOSE MY MIND GFRRRRR

[@beomcub]

GRAAAAAAHHHH ‼️‼️🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅💯💯💯💯🗣🗣

[@ArgentinianElectrician]

As an american, i love seeing the rest of the world go nuts over us doing our thing.

[@TheArtOfBeingANerd]

20:08 YOU SKIPPED TO THE BRILLIANT PUNCH LINE ON THIS ONE

[@connorcrazyschanelofcoolne1256]

ROOT BEER!

[@CadeFenster-ny6pt]

Britain: Hey Canada, have you seen America? Canada: Don't worry I got this. **ahem** Canada: OIL!!! **Crashes through the wall** America: WHERE?!

[@TheFluffyWendigo]

To explain the tornado alarm bit, once a month (typically on a Wednesday) we have tornado alarm tests.

[@Solesteam]

6:00 The rest of the world has achieved a utopian state without US intervention and is deciding whether to help them out or let them wipe themselves out... It's a really tough choice...

[@Henry-1221]

Wipe us out

[@zacharymclaren5665]

As a Midwestern American I approve of these memes

[@ieatedshampoo]

5:03 THE NAME OH MY GOD

[@aconnelly5447]

the first mistake robbers make is breaking in a house with a Fortnite kid with a gun int he house

[@aconnelly5447]

in the*

[@rsnnramlall9642]

15:09 bro did us dirty but also clean lmao

[@Funky-pawz]

As an american: I have a drawer full of cheese At a summer camp we did a skit about a cheese monster and I got to eat a whole bag of cheese At school I ate a bag of cheese Colby jack cheese cubes are the best please feed me cheese

[@WhiffTheRubbishEngine1869]

5:32 wait wait, lemme do something (rubs out the uk). There we go.

[@Ray-xg2kx]

Am I the only one that loves it when he chuckles or laughs while reading?

[@SoulFire157]

that was more legit than I can express

[@Sketchers.WeGotThaDrip]

15:39 this is true. for me especially. i love the science guy

[@achoopikachoo-q5r]

As an American, I can confirm that tornadoes can't hurt us on Wednesdays.

[@Owe-g9b123]

Can please do Simpsons memes or art also I love your video I just watch your comic one

[@VaazkLShorts]

i actually have been working on a simpsons meme video, not sure when itll come out, but i have the memes for it!!

[@Owe-g9b123]

@@VaazkLShortsok thank you !

[@happyjohn354]

I mean to be fair an ambulance is not a taxi its an emergency transport with the ability to keep a patient alive in route if you are not actively dying you should get to the hospital some other way.

[@acupofcoffee.please]

Okay, but you're implying non-Americans just call an ambulance willy-nilly whenever they feel like going to the hospital. That's not the case, it is absolutely treated as an emergency vehicle. The difference is that no one needs to avoid calling an ambulance in case of actual emergencies.

[@happyjohn354]

@@acupofcoffee.please As someone with multiple EMT in the family people DO call ambulances willy-nilly. People get hurt and panic calling the ambulances for minor injuries all the time.

[@acupofcoffee.please]

@@happyjohn354 First, that still doesn't mean the average person would be much more likely to do that in Europe, but more importantly, I'd still rather have a few unnecessary calls placed than having people avoid calling an ambulance even when hurt because they fear the costs! Everything has its drawbacks, sure, but comparing a minor increase in wasted resources to potentially having people die over emergencies they can't afford reveals just how minor those resource concerns should be.

[@the_shadow_ranger3290]

15:11 I can confirm it is always like that. Especially when people dig up the road and halfway fill it in.

[@Solesteam]

7:43 *_Sodapop._*

[@gamingwithpinkster640]

Should have included how the south just says Coke for everyting

[@Frostbite-nb3wb]

As a Midwestern, I relate to that slight moment of panic until you realize they're just testing the tornado sirens. But for where I live, they test the sirens every third Saturday of every month at 10:30 AM

[@alicewilloughby4318]

0:11 - This one took me a minute. 0:27 - I'd be glad to test the theory! 0:59 - OMG, I would be so thrilled and awed if I found this on my porch at any time of day! 5:45 - I hope the parent called the neighbors early in the A.M. and said, "Stay inside today. bro. It's that time again!" 8:19 - That face! Wow! 11:53 - Anyone here remember the giant eagles in LotR?

[@iamsemjaza]

We don't say "texas" we say "That wild night was totally florida"

[@SheepLiver]

19:16 as an american, my keyboard didnt have that so I had to send the illegal keyboard back, and got a hefty 4 hamburgers tall stack of money and the keyboard for free, and it only took the amount of time it takes an eagle to land

[@Jenna2k]

Birds aren't real is a joke subreddit where we LARP as crazy conspiracy theorists. I can't believe anyone actually thought we where serious lol

[@Furbois19]

10:38 hey VaazkL as a Texan I can confirm that its actually both. Texas is massive