r/Holup | unhinged reddit moments

[@eg_manifest510]

in relation to the thumbnail: in Ancient Egypt when a woman died they would wait a few extra days before sending the body for embalming because oftentimes the embalmer would get a bit too touchy, so they'd let the body rot a little to dissuade them from trying anything weird. So assuming it is still true that people be doing that in morgues, then this has been a thousand-year long issue we've been dealing with here, right under our very noses

[@christianmanongdojr.]

Oh damn

[@gypsypath1]

Also, necrophilia is allowed under Islam after the wife dies for up to, IIRC, 5 days (but it might be fewer days).

[@coolioman9073]

THANK YOU I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND IT

[@BrooklyFire]

I thought it was because she was goth

[@popejaimie]

Also Marilyn Monroe's body was unaccounted for for a little while shortly after she passed

[@Wyrrlicci]

The eel in the ass thing has been happening for YEARS and every time the ask the person they NEVER give a good answer.

[@San-lh8us]

what would be a good answer?

[@Raaaiz]

​@@San-lh8us "I-I SWEAR IT JUST *J-JUMPED* IN THERE!"

[@Clip_It1]

@Raaaiz it just slipped in there, i couldn't help myself!

[@lucasleong8529]

My theory is that he put a lemon up his ass, couldnt get it out, so he thought the eel would bite on it and then hed pull it out. I mean why else would u want it to go face first???

[@foxycat7959]

The story I remember somebody put an eel up their friend's ass as a prank

[@prometheusbeliefsprometheu1247]

Yes, they lost 2 wars against the Emus. A general was quoted saying, "They(emus) are surprisingly resistant to automatic gun fire."

[@Jemmick]

As an Australian, I can confirm that we have made plans to develop anti-emu weaponry in case it ever happens again.

[@long_dennis]

@Jemmick WW3? Nah Emu War 3

[@havanadaurcy1321]

​@Jemmick As someone who knows what nuisnce war means, Americans do not know it is false flag eqivelent

[@havanadaurcy1321]

​@@long_dennisTrump going down that path

[@Honkious5824]

Not to be that guy, but the whole point of killing the emus was to stop them eating crops, then they invented other ways of keeping them out and they didn't need to kill them anymore. So I'd argue Australia won the war in the sense they achieved the goal they set out to accomplish.

[@gaspshichat]

i love how robin is always given the absolutely unhinged subreddits. it always makes me laugh harder

[@haku7335]

​@@OpposingForkwat

[@Allthegoodhandlesaretakenlmao]

@@OpposingFork yes… comments about the video… that’s what comments are

[@PoIiteCat]

I’m so confused how many people narrate

[@rawuraniumisyummy]

@@PoIiteCatabout 4 or 5 i think

[@ChozoSR388]

1:34 Alexis Texas is an adult film star. That's why it's a holup moment, eepecially when favorited by an 11yo...

[@suitcaseofsmarts]

LMAOO

[@Raling]

favourited* 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[@suitcaseofsmarts]

@@Raling British 🔥

[@TheWeirdcoreMan]

@@Raling British 😭

[@DJNX-RS9]

​@@Raling British 😂

[@MisatoBestWoman]

The fact Robin (jokingly) immediately jumped to the conclusion regarding the banana is hilarious This is my favourite Robin video

[@TheSecretLover]

9:13 Hang on! Keep that number! You never know when some creep is going to start harassing/stalking you and the cops say they can’t do anything about it.

[@ChronicGoblinQueen]

Yep! Block but don't delete

[@Archiver_Studio]

@@ChronicGoblinQueen Or note the number down somewhere

[@lindapetersen]

12:44 apparently female mummies are always a bit more decomposed/worse preserved than male mummies for the exact same reason. they literally had to let her start rotting before preserving her to stop the men

[@ryorai5804]

OH... OH no... See when I read that I thought it was something about women... Not the other way around

[@Lakosius]

Oh no ... Oh nonono .. it took me a while but .. OH NO

[@danktyrant420]

Game is game

[@firstescobar6863]

Necrophilic basturds

[@cyclone8974]

and as another commenter has pointed out their are no reputable sources given.

[@MaddysinLeigh]

I love that Robin didn’t even notice the “Arab” was wearing a bomb at 2:08

[@ginsi936]

Oh I thought it was some sort of ammo belt, not a bomb.

[@unliving_ball_of_gas]

I thought it was pieces of cash strapped in a circle formation floating around his waist.

[@watching7721]

And the Asian person literally being yellow

[@Cassxowary]

13:07 sadly it has… I recently read this girl’s comment who at 20 was in the hospital due to a miscarriage and she was crying and the nurse was like “what are you crying for? you’re young enough to have more!” seriously… wtf…

[@infin8ee]

My friend delivered her son very premmie and the nurse told her that he wouldn't survive but since she was so young , it was for the best and she could have more. He's a father of 3 now, and she's a grateful grandmother.

[@trianglemoebius]

When someone is spiraling into a bad place, doctors and nurses are taught to say something absurd and out of left field to snap them back to reality. I've long had a feeling a lot of stories like these are them trying to do that, and just failing miserably.

[@Incommensurabilities]

@@trianglemoebius really? that's kind of messed up, surely there are other ways to snap people back to reality that don't involve saying awful things

[@WhoStoleKirya73]

​@@Incommensurabilities that's the thing, it's supposed to be "absurd", not "awful", and that's why the bad examples are bad

[@BananaWasTaken]

@@trianglemoebiusas the other person said, it’s supposed to be absurd not awful. The whole point is to confuse them, not to make them feel even worse

[@alrecks619]

that robin gagging censor sound only makes this video funnier.

[@SwiftyStardust]

To be fair, the Powerpuff Girls thing was just a rumour and wasn't actually as bad as it looked. The character of Jared Shapiro was actually created by a different writer, and the artists decided to model the character after another writer, Jake Goldman, because they thought it'd be funny, which also led to him being cast as the character's voice actor as well. It definitely looks bad out of context, and clearly they didn't think this gag through at all, but it was intended as a joke. Unfortunately the correction never really caught on with the show's critics because "character designers model character after artist as a poorly thought out joke" doesn't grab the same amount of attention as "writer creates self-insert to ship himself with a kid", so a lot of people still run with it.

[@Luigicat11]

Riiiight. Not saying I don't believe you. But I am saying I don't believe _them._ Considering all the other _totally_ accidental kiddly-diddly implications in that show, either they knew what they were doing, or they give jellyfish a run for their money in terms of brainlessness (perhaps some were column A and others were column B). Either way, keep 'em away from the writers' room. Even ignoring the age-related implications, they still put a staff member's definitely-not-self insert into their adaptation and gave the main character a crush on him. I can't imagine the cojones those writers must have, to put something typically reserved for the worst of fanfictions in their official reboot.

[@barrothontherocks3325]

it really doesn't matter either way, there's "haha let's put the janitor in as a background character, what a good inside joke" and then there's let's put this public person who's in the credits in as a full on focused character engaging in romance with a pre-established character. the it's just a joke excuse stops sliding when you put enough thought into it being a full episode

[@shwahgamer]

Also, they did it because the guy said in an interview that when he watched the original show as a kid, he used to have a crush on Blossom. So that's also why Blossom is weirdly obsessed with this guy. Nothing excuses how disturbing it is that they did this, but at least it sounds slightly less awful with the context that it at least wasn't the same guy's idea. At the end of the day, they really just needed someone to tell them "no."

[@msthecommentator2863]

See, the issue with that I have is that typically, when a writer/creator/etc. is hidden in a show as an Easter egg, they're drawn as adults interacting with other adults. The fact that they not only made him a kid but also made one of the main protagonists - who is also a kid - have the hots for him gives me the ick, even with full context.

[@JoybuzzerX]

Its a cartoon and not real.

Ghost and lesbian aren't mutually exclusive.

[@Nyerguds]

Except they called them "soul mates" back then, because it was the only social justification for two women living together.

[@calebstefek7124]

13:28 refering back to "morgue prefer to hire woman" THAT IS NOT WHY I THOUGHT THEY PREFERED THAT

[@laura121684]

What did you think was the reason they preferred to hire women?

[@XiaolinDraconis]

@@laura121684 they have stronger stomachs, which also tracks with the lack of gag reflex...

[@laura121684]

@@XiaolinDraconis Women have a gag reflex. And I've never heard that they have stronger stomachs. We literally have the same stomachs as men.

[@Sigh-Clops]

@@XiaolinDraconislack of… what?

[@rexr0b0twars80]

4:42 it's actually upside down because it's part of the nike pro line of briefs, it's written that way so that people will see it when you do back flips.

[@thelunchlady8276]

Or stand on your head for, uhem, activities.

[@rexr0b0twars80]

@@thelunchlady8276 exactly! like professional olympic breakdancing!

[@MorganVsTheInternet]

8:21 The humans are not on top of the food chain in Australia! Homies are just surviving!

[@ik-hou-van-jou4900]

The Emos are on the top

[@vaaalemine]

​@ik-hou-van-jou4900not to be confused with the Emu's

[@ik-hou-van-jou4900]

@@vaaalemine emo emu

[@vaaalemine]

@ik-hou-van-jou4900 y'know what? Hell yeah

[@hatsjer]

11:12 - Fun fact: This clip is from the Norwegian TV show "Don't try this at home". Season 1 ended after the demonstration in that clip because the house they were filming in burned down.

[@TheAkashicTraveller]

Even Bad Dragon exists people, don't improvise that kind of thing that way leads to embarrassing confessions to your doctor at best.

[@howdytherestranger2139]

Yup, they’ve legit got a tentacle one. Never stick anything up there unless it’s flared lads

[@Masterofcreat]

But can u eat the bad dragon afterwards?......sorry, it's late 😅

[@yeetlydeet8282]

@@Masterofcreatis that a dunmeshi reference

[@CallMeSylvie]

@@MasterofcreatI mean, eating it is one way to use it

[@Masterofcreat]

@@yeetlydeet8282 not one that I intended but it's glaringly obvious in hindsight. I haven't watched more than one or two episodes of it thou.

[@RealGhostface-y9b]

17:49 sweet home Alabama...

[@Sigh-Clops]

Forget Alabama this is called crime. Even Alabama isn’t this unhinged

[@iancameron8391]

I remember going through airport security with my engineering team. We had a suitcase with our project, a micro wind turbine. They saw wires, 3d printed parts, a battery, circuitry and metal bits. It was 4:00 in the morning, and they shut the whole checkpoint down while they figured out what was going on.

[@WWRAYWATW]

12:38 i thought it was because they are more likely to lock themselves in one of the body coolers as a joke...

[@owensaurusrex570]

8:26 I imagine the food chain in Australia works similarly to a family tree in Alabama

[@Jake_Gotthard]

GOD DAMN

[@jackfoster4935]

I've never been stopped in customs for something phalic shaped, but I HAVE been stopped for ahving a knife!

[@KomoliRihyoh]

8:54 One aspect of toxic masculinity is that men should never be vulnerable and that "dignity & respect" can only be earned by "being strong" or through acts of violence. This is even more obvious in gang culture. When someone shows these men actual dignity and respect, without conditions, they can get overwhelmed. Think to all those stories of guys receiving gifts or compliments from their friends/partners, and then they start to cry.

[@rainchopper898]

I don't believe having twisted morality is the reason someone may cry when receiving kindness. Oftentimes it is a response of happiness and appreciation, crying can be interpreted as appreciating what has been lost when experiencing sadness.

[@svn0one195]

Fun Fact! Daphne from the live action Scooby Doo is a Vampire Slayer

[@EternalDensity]

The

[@wingTechnology]

​@@EternalDensity The

[@malmorin]

@@EternalDensityThe

[@thelunchlady8276]

Wow! That IS fun!

[@Nixias_]

6:17 Robin it literally says "animated movie" in the tweet

[@andreasnygaard98]

Maybe he lost the lemon up there and sent the eel to retrieve it?

[@catakuri6678]

7:03 I feel bad for the eel

[@Guywithweaponry_official]

For eel? On cod? No carp?

[@TheDungDefender-z1k]

​@@Guywithweaponry_official **SILENTLY DYING OF MANS LAUGHTER**

[@SirPogsalotCreates]

12:55 at the risk of my sanity... is the joke here necrophilia?

[@WistfuII]

Yes

[@kodomoshawn6729]

Yes. And they should still have screening for the women they hire because they will do it too.

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

dawg

[@MassyliaAmazouz]

I don't really think it was joke 😭

[@Tankboy-uv3lp]

@@MassyliaAmazouz it is a joke, there's no actual reputable source backing necrophilia as a reason, the only people you find are unqualified to say so like those on social media

[@roosesjooces2104]

10:10 All right, EmKay is gonna take Robin out back, everyone say one thing you liked about him before they put him down.

[@kirby_on_stuff]

uh... i like, hmmm...

[@TurboFrend]

9:08 what if I need help moving? He didn't say what needed taking care of, but this couch ain't moving itself!

[@Yuruble]

14:55 - I was stopped for an orbeez squishee. It took a long time... everyone wanted to squish it

[@SysFan808]

3:50 step 1: cut the banana from the top, instead of peeling it. step 2: take a ton of the banana out step 3: make a milkshake with it step 4: pour the milkshake back into the banana i don't know, that thing just looks like a thermos.

[@xXShadowhowlerXx]

I in fact did not fall for that voice change joke!

[@Elijah17439]

Liar

[@xXShadowhowlerXx]

@ I’m not, I have never seen a sickness change your voice that much and from the image we saw it was obvious a fake voice change.

[@Andrew_Graves42]

Liar, liar pants on fire

[@xXShadowhowlerXx]

@@Andrew_Graves42 I’m not a liar

[@Ineophile]

i zoned that part out, didnt even process it

[@SuntopKinseeker]

0:00 wow starting out strong with this. Hey Emkay why do you give Robin the unhinged all the time? LOL 3:47 What the hell? What a Long Girthy nana.

[@PeoniPlays]

Admit it, that narnie would be great in a salad!

[@osheridan]

8:20 To be fair, this isn't Australia exclusive. Look up how many arctic terns were devoured by sheep in Iceland.

[@miomip]

12:37 I know the joke, but wasn't a woman "recently"(Last year or something) fired for getting pregnant and suing for child support after, you know, with one of the corpses.

[@danadecker4855]

Who is she suing? The dead guy?

[@august6760]

@@danadecker4855I’d assume the morgue or the dead guys family.

[@TheMonkeyV]

that was fake news. look it up. it did not happen and was labeled satire

[@GrifoStelle]

The swimmers die with the ship

[@coconutmomentyeah]

Nope!

[@MrHodoAstartes]

14:20 In terms of medieval economy, one did not just become wealthy by being handed money. Real wealth came from control over resources via force of arms and / or law. Which means being landed nobility, for the most part. Having a lot of money and absolutely nothing to back one up was probably more of a liability than anything because there wasn't like a bank protecting your account. You'd run around with a gold coin worth enough grain to feed a man for a year. And few people would have the ability to give you change, if they had money at all. And since you're a poor peasant, having riches means you must have stolen them somehow. Because that's above your station. Which is plain to see by your clothing. Which is regulated by strict sumptuary laws. So the whole system is essentially resistant to making the poor rich in any meaningful way via one golden artifact. Now, if Robert of Locksley were to buy land from the Crown or his fellow lords, then handing it out to peasants to own; that would be building meaningful wealth for generations in a way that is not easily robbed from them.

[@valiang8867]

Fun Fact: ALL COWS EAT SNAKES. As a person raised next to a pasture, I can confirm this. Ever wondered why you never come across snakes in a cow pasture? It definitely ain't the dog.

[@laura121684]

And chickens will eat just about anything too.

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

10:03 yeah, emkay has changed a lot over time.

[@tomevers23]

Uh huhhhhh XD

[@blrbro9879]

16:00 His profile pictures wearing white sunglasses

[@techoeastveld]

Ikr I saw that too 😭

[@lemonade7173]

@@techoeastveld this isn't about you, it's about explaining the joke to someone who doesn't understand.

[@techoeastveld]

@@lemonade7173 so, what made you think I was so self-centered to where I wanted to make this about myself? I was simply engaging the comment by adding how I also noticed that. Does my comment really come across as that selfish? Cause if so, I never intended it for it to be that way, and I didn't expect anyone to think such a thing.

[@voidedval]

@@techoeastveldur good their just a rage baiter don’t interact

[@techoeastveld]

@voidedval 👍

[@tonythong5352]

6:40 My dumb ass immediately went to "I did rip off a September calendar page and ate it a couple years ago, didn't I?"

[@GoblinCorn69]

my dumbass immediately went to cannibalism

[@OversizedXenobot]

7:24 somehow he sounds exactly like Carl the God dam lama when he says "I just really need to put an ell and a lemon up my ass right now" it's uncanny

[@danadecker4855]

Omg so accurate

[@bigjok3929]

Maybe that's why he did it. He wanted to know how it feels

[@InvisibleSquids]

I would probably call the gangster's number for something like helping out a friend or family member move house, or to a gathering/dinner. No sense in not continuing hospitality, IMHO. Maybe for a couple beers, just to be a lad

[@Ibisian]

"I think after five years I've started to lose my mind a little bit" That just makes the content better! Who needs sanity? FNORD!

[@VaderForVa]

Moby went off the deep end...

[@savannah4439]

8:40 that’s iconic, but also the light’s on the wrong side…my guy is now extra backlit in the photo 😂

[@darrelladams4188]

1:45 Alexis Texas is ???? a adult film star…. Yup he said his actor is XXX film star😂😂😂😂

[@tcup3946]

Never assault FedEx drivers. All they do is lift and run 12 hrs a day. And they are often very very very angry on the inside

[@t3kiv]

how did i accidently watch an emkay video as soon as it came out???

[@claytonborkes8542]

Thanks!

[@JaydenHolland-wo4fd]

Actually the thing about the baby coming out darker is false. How do I know? It happened to me. Sperm can survive in the uterus and when it happens it gets lighter. My doctor told me it was because of the baby not being able to make enough melanin(me and my wife are black, so it would need a lot of melanin). So, yeah, that is the story of how my baby came out looking a teenie bit white.

[@chuck9693]

Did you try again?

[@JaydenHolland-wo4fd]

@chuck9693 Yea. This time the baby came out blacker.

[@MPbmfm]

About hiring girls at the morgue: Have you heard of rigor mortis? I'll let you figure out the rest

[@supasunotchi3355]

The new censor sound effect is crazy.

[@osheridan]

2:15 I've seen this too many times but Robin's reaction made me laugh

[@tessiepinkman]

"WHY IS THIS WHAT EMKAY IS LIKE NOW!?" says the dude narrating the video. Hahaha, I friggin ADORE you, Robin! :D

[@SJ-ln8xs]

In reference to the thumbnail, I actually learned about that because it got brought up at one point during the whole “man or bear” argument

[@Tankboy-uv3lp]

thing is there's no actual reputable source backing necrophilia as a reason, the only people you find are unqualified to say so like those on social media

[@charleslegates9231]

5:12 but you could send kanye west to a private jail in texas and then rent him out

[@DarkwolfRedsoul]

The eels in recrum has happened multiple times in asian countries. Sometimes it says that the persons were told that "Eels could help with constipation". And all i can think of is that they meant that eating the fatty eel meat could help pooping after it "lubed" the intestines. But the person misunderstood and shoved a live eel im there to eat away the blockage.

[@Fayanora]

9:13 "Yo homie, you think you can nail Elon Musk for me, or is that out of your pay grade?"

[@xHASSUNAx]

Celina 52 Truck Stop is basically hick 4chan and im all for it 😂🤘

[@LiamNoblet95]

I was confused about the morgue one at first cuz I was thinking what women would do better rather than what men would do better…

[@UKAsker]

13:24 should hopefully answer your question and you will not like it

[@LiamNoblet95]

@UKAsker I already figured it out, that’s why I commented this in the first place

[@liamwhite-w1f]

You were right, I did not like it…

[@DavidSmithsTardis]

Idk cause the rigor mortis would probably make it stiff so, technically... the women could just do the same thing.

[@Ruby...X]

I infact did not like it

[@Filves1773-n4b]

"Taylor Swift can't buy Kanye West because this was abolished in 1865 in the United States" 💀

[@VoidHxnter]

2:01 I like how he never noticed the C4 on the arab stickman lol

[@MortSalazar]

I'd call that gangster and I'd say i need some help moving cargo And then I'd bring him along for my work day delivering ingredients to a bunch of restaurants i work with because my back genuinely needs a break.

[@kirillzakharov7336]

5:29 ChatGPT be like: Return to sender!

[@Anika_630]

How did someone die from a single punch that wasn't from Saitama

[@finchlebirb]

How do we know it wasn't Saitama? Maybe he got a day job

[@TenoriteJS]

Robin saying "bussy" was fairly unexpected

[@leaderlamby]

When are cheating jokes going to die out, they're so overdone and stupid 😭

[@AManChoosesASlaveObeys]

When people stoo cheating

[@mikeymccann3074]

5 years after I hate my wife does

[@SimpleG3]

Overdone, just as my wife by other people

[@rpzamer1218]

they wont because now people are into it

[@jruler93]

Same goes for actual cheating.

[@qbertsandy1367]

1:18 A few bangs and thr house will really be antique Freshly antique

[@IcyKitty]

Robin saying bussy cracked me up

[@mage1439]

Forgive me for being stupid, but what is the reason about morgues hiring women? Edit: Oh, never mind. Robin kind of explained it and now I wish I didn't know.

[@angelface925]

Ancient Egyptians would wait till decomposition started in female corpses to take them to the embalmers for the same reason. 🤢

[@kp12_art]

what is the reason? edit: oh.. another comment explained i am disturbed

[@RGC_animation]

Let's just say those people prefer the corpse to be not moving for a reason...

[@e_jiuu]

For those that are pondering the answer to this question and stumble upon this comment, it’s likely because: Some men will do inappropriate things with the dead bodies.

[@menancingsnom6221]

​​​​@@e_jiuuoh... I thought it was something about goth girls :(

[@Emperor-Quill]

Even in death, some women just can't catch a break :(

[@saphire_makes_art]

Being seen as a ghost is top social rank tbh

[@firepuppies4086]

5:54 ... I'm gonna like, assune he's making an innocent dad joke and not... Ya know?

[@D_McGeezacks]

I'm cackling at the "briefs" 😂

[@bananagirl1953]

Banana pre order goes crazy

[@fleetwingpone966]

I personally love what this channel has become. It's perfect, keep up the big funni :3

[@mikefelty2625]

0:44 That's DOEmestic violence. 😂🤣

[@EmnM2010]

14:50 At family Christmas in Arkansas, US, I ended up with one of those meat and cheese sets that comes with a wedge of cheese and a sausage log, along with crackers and a little cake and stuff. While finagling my things for the flight home, I emptied the box the kit came in and stuffed the items into my winter boots, which were in a big Aldi bag I was using as my personal item. So I put this Aldi bag through TSA, and the peoples pull me aside and are like, "Ma'am, can you explain the firearm hidden in your shoes?" The cheese wedge in the toe of my boot and the sausage log shoved together looked EXACTLY like a glock. Luckily, we all had a good laugh over it. XD

[@Virtualblueart]

2:04 you missed the suspicious belt on the Arab character making things even worse. 😂

[@cheeseyleaves]

2:34 If that's the case, what does that make guacamole?

[@georgecaplin9075]

5:57 “boy, that escalated quickly. That really got outta hand fast”.

[@lukaz20001]

Fun fact, I once made it onto a plane with a backpack full of self-screwing screws. Didn't get stopped leaving my home country but a cute English guard started asking a lot of questions on the way home. Blud pulled out a whole fistful of nails. I was obviously horrified, he just kinda laughed after my explanation and put them back. Screw your water tho.

[@pastel-leech3778]

Robin has devolved to the point where he finds ways to piss himself off 😭😭😭

[@DruggiePlays]

I love seeing 10yo memes over and over again with every upload ❤

[@martijn_yt]

7:40 : That's my band playing in that bar, that is so cool ! We usually attract a pretty decent crowd, but do have a strict policy of only playing one gig per city.

[@edmpunkfire7793]

It’s been confirmed that the character in PPG is not based on him

[@SwiftyStardust]

That is true. Unfortunately the correction never really caught on with the show's critics because I guess "artists model character after writer as a poorly thought out joke" doesn't attract as much attention as "writer self-inserts himself into the show to ship himself with a kid".

[@punnup3452]

Fun fact did you know that when making the show Hannah Montana they actually had to change the name a few times because it turns out they accidentally made her have the same name as a pornstars 😊

[@Sir_Uncle_Ned]

“Sent him to god same-day shipping” That is amazing

[@noelhutchins7366]

17:20 Have you seen a flocked-tree at x-mas? I was quoting a cleaning at a house, There was no Way; I appraised a fungal mat of bacteria-feeding-mold from the ceiling down: 3in-long khaki-pink-fur, homogeneous-colonization of the entire-room in Uniform Feathering Hyphae. I tried to scare everyone out with my info, but they just cross checked each-others feelings about my information, while I exacerbated my point, there was so much mildew-pelt & I could only describe it as fake fur from mold.

[@AndyHoward]

9:46 yes there is. Gotta check hole. Make sure the pipes are clean

[@jayfalcon-rw3qc]

"Cherished " husband on the memorial was sarcasm

[@chloebishop481]

ChatGPT responding with that ip drop was hilarious

[@tallwoodsky9902]

1:21 Plot twist, he's not dead, she's just really pissed.

[@retrozmachine1189]

15:12 someone at the local airport here panicked and threw his 'personal device' in the bin before he got to security to board his flight. It turned on and started buzzing away in the bin. The airport was locked down, police were about to call in the explosives experts when the passenger confessed to what he'd done. They then marched him out the terminal for all to see,. It was on the local news.

[@definitelynotdistracted]

12:42 i feel so humiliated having to ask this but what’s the reason…?

[@tomtomb8522]

necromancy but less revival more xxx

[@kaelosg]

i would say its because men has more probabilities to do it with the corpse...

[@ECHO-87]

Necrophilia

[@Redsauceconsumer]

Corpse and tube go in and out rapidly

[@someoneawesome8717]

Some guys don't care if there's a heartbeat, the hole is their goal

[@meadowamerongen8236]

I like this guy, he's respectful.

[@docsigma]

The "my wife cheated on me and I didn't realize it" trope would actually be funny if he had just said "the baby's skin color changes" instead of "the baby's skin color gets darker".

[@joecrazykid]

why

[@cynister7384]

​@@joecrazykidBecause then it doesn't imply which race the wife cheated with, thus making it less racist. Racist incels have been spouting nonsense about black men "stealing" white women, so it carries bad connotations.

[@s7z7gy]

6:32 was the live action one an animated movie?